Pass. The Gravy #561: Foxhole Guys

The guys talk about camping, mushroom therapy, and Alex losing his wedding ring. They also do a mock draft of video games and tell you what it takes to be a foxhole guy.

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Episode Transcript

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What is going on? Gang?It's Past Gravy episode five hundred and
sixty one and she pals Alex patand Bobby jokes back at it again.

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What's going on? Everyone? HappyGravy Day. I'm under a conspiracy theory
to start the podcast because as Iwas prepping earlier today, all of those
drug commercials that like, I thinkthe US is the only country we can
really run those weird drug commers marcialsin. But I was like it was
every ad for a drug had peopleplaying pickleball in it. Every single ad.

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It was like, take this,consult your physician to do this.
Consult your doctor when you're doing this, when you're taking insert this thing,
do this, and it's just likesome couple playing pickleball, and then it's
an old man playing pickle ball,and then it's an old lady playing pickle
ball, and then it's just amiddle aged man playing pickle ball. And
over the span of like an hour, there were four or five of those
ads and it was pickleball, andevery single one of them. I think

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that drug companies just made pickleball asport. That's just a bit that they're
doing right now. It's all createdby the drug companies so they can have
something for their ads, because theads for drug companies have always been random
as shit, and they're like,you know, it's easy for anybody to
do pickleball, Let's do this.It's like ping pong, where we got

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to get a tennis court so it'seasier to shoot. It looks more action
packed for a TV commercial. Let'smake this a sport, and like we
just got to get biggert ping pongpaddles. They did it, and now
everybody bit into it, and nowwow, it worked. Pickleball is an
inside job from all the drug companiesto stay woke. I can see that
because think about the people that areold enough to be getting those prescription drugs.

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They're you know, sometimes in yourthirties, with mid to late thirties,
you're getting into your forties when you'rereally taking these prescription drugs, and
now people are really younger than theyever have been at every age. Remember,
like twenty years ago, they likethe forty is the new fifty.
And now you see like a JenniferAnderson's fifty, like five, she's the
same age as the women wearing theGolden Girls, and you're like Jesus Christ,

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humans look different. So now peoplethey feel younger. They still want
to play a sport and everyone's like, oh, look, you know pickleball.
It's like that, but it's lowerimpact, it's not as hard.
Everyone can play it bam, andthen they're gonna get them hurt again to
buy their other drugs. It's anit's an interfolding web of just bullshit ran
by the drug companies. Oh youtweaked your back, you know it might
be great for that this drug here. Now you're gonna be back on the

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pickleball field or court. Did youstart playing pick a ball but you're too
fat and can't play as well asyour friends? Trio Zempic, Yeah,
that's probably o Zimpic is buying allthis. Honestly, we can't rule it
out though, but it like,I'm not even kidding. It was just

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pickleball, pickleball, pickleball, picka ball as like the guy's getting ready,
but he's got joint pain, soyou know, his wrist hurts when
he's playing pickle ball with his friends, and then some old man his bones
hurt, but he can't enjoy pickleballlike he used to. And then he's
finally back out there. They're alwayslike he hits a shot and he's smiling.

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Like it was that over and overagain, and it wasn't the same
commercial. It was multiple companies.Pick a ball I get is very hot
right now, but stay woke becauseI think the drug companies emitted it and
like, let's not give it,and let's not give it. I have
never played pick a ball. Ithink we've boy got pick a ball.
I was gonna say, you knowhow lame pickaball is. You watched all
that, and I bet you haveabsolutely zero want to play pick a ball.

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I would play as a pingpong overpickleball every single day. Yeah,
Like if I was gonna play pickleball, maybe even badminton too. Badminton
is good too because it slows out, Like if I'm gonna play, if
I need to play on a smallcourt, like that. To play pickleball,
you better put me on a courtwhere I don't have to move it
all. Then it's just backhand forehandand it'll land or it won't. Because

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if you're gonna play on a smallercourt, you just don't want to move,
So don't fucking move. Robert Dark, are you a bad minton guy?
You like to shoot the cock aroundwith the with the boys. I'd
never get in a shot. You'resaying pickleball, you guys, you're not
into it, just how much youtalked about it just now. I've never

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wanted to play, but now Ido. You're just a fucking contrarian,
that's it. Though we shit onit and you're like, you know they
hate it. It's probably good yousupport the big drug companies. Now,
what are you druggy big boot liquor? You're doper hill? Nah? Yeah,
because I'm wearing like my gold chaincorporate boot lick her. Yeah,
just try? Can I love aton backpack right here? Dude? How

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dope would it be if like somebig evil company like that actually paid you
to stop talking bad about them,I'd be like, fucking yeah, money
Scientology hit me up and I willstop talking about what a fucking sadistic shithole
cult you are, Like, wecan get we can get weird fast.
But like, I don't want toget into politics. The whole Trump hush

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money thing though, Like I feellike his defense should just be it was
hush money and she's tattling on me. She's not allowed to do this.
She took the money. You can'tyou can't tell on me when I paid
you to not tell on me.Do you guys not understand what hush money
is? How many people in Congressare like, wait, we can get
brought on charges for that, butI paid them to not say anything.

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Do you not understand? Like whatbut that's illegal? No, but I
paid him so they wouldn't say theillegal thing. Yeah, but he still
said it. But he got paid. He's not allowed to say it,
you know, legal for you todo that, So it would have been
illegal for him to take that money. Fuck Yeah, sitting on the side
just laughing like this is why youkill him. Hillary's never paid hush money.

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He just kills thee like, yeah, if somebody paid me, like
if Bowie, if I worked forbowing and Bowie, Like he's a fuck
out of money. Alex. Don'tsay a word like yep, that would
This plane is flying fine flying.My morals are not that high. I
am forced sale. I can bebought. Chris Brown wants to pay me,
pay me money. I'll never mentionwere on again. Yeah, I

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would love to get Hutch money.It would be so dope, except I
drink. So that's the I mighttalk, but I already have the money.
You do, But yeah, youcan tell anyway. And here's the
thing. They call it hush money, but they make you sign an n
d A. But if what they'remaking you sign the NDA for is a

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legal activity, it's not buyding.So you can sign it and take the
money and then immediately tell everyone there'snothing they can do. I mean,
if they've got better lawyers, yeah, they can still drag you into court
and drain your money that way.But if it's an illegal thing, just
show up. Don't don't hire anyone, just show up every day to court.
Its fucking illegal. Yeah, it'spretty finding law advice. We are

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your attorneys, so you can takethat the way you want to take that.
But yeah, that's pretty much whatI had with my conspiracy theories.
It's pickleball made by big drug companies. So stay awoke on that. Just
start paying attention to it this week. You're gonna catch it every single time.
You'd be little Leo meme. Picka ball. It's pick a ball.
You're right, drug company? Picka ball? Yep, yep,

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there it is again. All right? And then last thing I had was
no Ski Gang. I don't rememberwhy I was in a state of mind,
but I guess somebody was talking aboutskiing and I have never been skiing
once in my life. Have youguys been skiing? No? No,

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I'm not. I'm not that kindof white. We're the no Ski gang.
Let's be the no ski gang.Then, do you guys want to
like squid games wore? We justvowed and never go skiing in our lives.
Yeah, because if I ever didit, I would go snowboarding.
Oh that's a good out. That'sa good out. Yeah. I didn't
ski snowbo except I totally wouldn't dothat either. I wouldn't even sled.
I would straight up do the thingwhere I just get in like my river

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tube and slide down the mountain.That also, or one of those toboggan
things, or what is the thejet ski, But for snow snow ski
that's not snowmobile. That's the wordsnow ski. Snowmobile is the only like
small powered vehicle that I would geton, Like I have known just in

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ATVs, dirt bikes, anything likethat, But a snowmobile, I'm like,
this is actually the safest way tobe across the slippery surface. So
I'm at jet ski jet skis.Fuck yeah, I would do jet ski.
You wouldn't do an ATV. Nah, they're cool, they're cool,
dude. But here's the thing,Like it's cool and everything, but if
I flip, I'm really really hurt. If I flip on a jet ski,

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I'm in the water surrounded by sharks. Yeah, there's no sharks problematic,
Hey, be on your toes.Also, I've I've been on jet
skis. I've never driven one,though. I always ride bitch, holding
on to my buddy like a fuckinghigh school date. It was so fucking

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cute every time are fun? Itold my buddy. At one point,
I was holding him from behind sosoftly, and I whispered into his ear,
tossed me and he did he fuckinggunned that jet ski and then turned
right really hard and I went skiddingacross the water. It was fucking awesome.

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Yeah, and then you just followedby behind boats and just go in
there wakes just ramp. I'm prettyhe might have just been scared that I
was cressing him and whispering in hisear. He probably heard yeah, yeah,
jetskis cool. Confirmed. And sowe're not skiing. That's what we're

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the no ski gang. We're notskarting anymore fellas because we don't want any
any bobo. I don't. Idon't work out my legs either, So
skiing is not a skill. I'mgonna dead. It just sounds like me
injuries. I have thought today ornot today, yesterday? How many foxhole
guys do you think you have it? And for people that don't know what

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it is, it's those are youryour friends that you could call them up
whenever you show up their house atthree o'clock in the morning, you go,
I need you, they go.They're gonna dive in that foxhole with
you. They're always going to goto battle with you. Not counting family,
because I don't think it counts likeyour brother is obviously gonna be fox
unless you have a shitty family.I think I only I think I got

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like three foxhole guys, and Ithink that's like at least two more than
most people have. I would sayat three, four max, because like
I my group chat has a bunchof guys in it. But I don't
think everyone in there is my foxholeguy, just because you can't be that
super close with everybody. But like, I've got my best friend who's been

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what we've been riding rock and rollingsince the fourth grade. And I got
like two other guys in that groupthat I think are the only people in
the world that if I showed upat their house at three am, wouldn't
say, get the fuck away fromme, you drunk asshole. They would
just be like, all right,we're doing it. Yeah, I would
say three. I can definitely saythree. Maybe four has a lot of

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people. I don't think it's thefourth then it's it's iffy. So I
would say three people. People getthis wrong all the time too, because
they think, oh, good friends. No, No, foxhole guy is
not a friend. Yo, Ineed you here tomorrow, dude, shit
went down, I need you here. Foxhole guy is actually kind of has
to be a shitty friend. Sometimesyou're a fucking dick. They're gonna tell
you exactly what is your face?But when shit goes down though, all

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right, I got you to yourface that I have you two? Were
you Fox old guys? Robert?I hate to tell you, I'm not
a Foxhold guy. I know.I think I'm a Fox guy. For
Robert, I don't think you are. I helped him move that one time.
Remember when I helped you move thatU haul? Remember that you were
like, Yo, can you helpme? And I was like, fuck,
yeah, I can't pal. I'llbe right there, see right there,

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if you asked me to help youmove your U haul, I wouldn't
help you. There's only like threepeople left on the planet that I would
help move. But help that becauseI would I would never ask you that.
If I did ask you, thatmeans like I really need you.
I also think Robert too. That'sit, Like Robert doesn't ever ask for
anything. So like when Robert's like, hey, can you help me do

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this? But that's that dude,I got you. Can you help me
with Robert situation? Oh no,it is though, because like that,
like Robert, I need you tohelp me. Like buff out all the
dense car really quick and wash alittle blood off of it. That's a
foxhole. Robert knows I'm a carguy. Of course he'd hit me up.

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Probably the first guy I thought aboutm Alex Knows slaughtered Roberts. I'll
be your foxhole guy. You don'thave to be mine, all right,
say Foxhall guys, just not Igot I definitely got four fox Hill guys.
Then I won't count Pat because thatPat wouldn't do it for me.
But I think you would do it. I think you would be Roberts foxhil
guy. See here's the thing Iwould say. I was thinking probably no,

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but I think I actually I wouldfor you. Now you got a
kid on the way. You needyou need a fall guy. I think
I could actually like, I didsome fund up shit, I need you
to help me cover it up.I'm like, all right, because we
can't have you going to jail whenyou got a kid on the way.
And you do also like, yeah, you're more of a fall a fall

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foxhole guy, that fall guy foxholeguy than I I think you give yourself
credit because remember it, like theSpook tactars and stuff. You're like,
dude, we've at this and you'realways the guy I think I'll go get
it, like you're always like aguy that like bro, like hey,
I'm in, I got you,like you make sure it happens. And
like I think, I think youdon't give yourself a cred for that.

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You may not want to be afoxhol guy, and I don't think you
always have to want to be theFoxhil guy. But it's the it's the
fact that you are the fox Feltguy. It's the dudes that you can
just call when you need shit done. And I said, fall guy.
Fall guy is the wrong trump It'snot one hundred percent not a fall guy.
Like that number better be big.If I'm going to be a fall
guy, dude, I need youto trick the blame for this. I'm

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like, dude, can fuck yourself. I ain't doing that. We're not
going to jail. I know Ifucking have the look for jail that I
would be okay. But contrary towhat people might think, I don't want
to join the Arian Brotherhood to staysafe and keep my butthole pure when I
go to prisons. So not afall guy. Don't ask me to be

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a fall guy Foxhole guy. I'mjust you know, I'm one of the
I'm one of the dudes. Man. He said, sometimes you just gotta
be a dude. Yeah, butsomething. Yeah, just being a fall
guy is also the guy that likedoesn't wrap people out. So it's like
you got caught with other people,you are also just like no, oh,
but they also did it. That'sa pretty good fall guy. So

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like you don't want to be thefall guy, but knowing it's time,
like knowing when you have to bethe fall guy. I think that fall
guy awareness that says a lot aboutsomebody, but knowing like damn it,
we're all fucked, Like I'm theonly one that got caught. I could
either rat out anybody. I couldjust take the blame. There's a lot
of character that gets shown in momentslike that. I wonder how that's a

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completely different question. How many peoplewould you be a fall guy for?
And I think my list is JordanLove. If he did some shit that
was going to get him off thePackers and our quarterback situation was uneasy for
the first time in my life,then I think I would take the fall
for him. You can't say Emmaor your family, We're gonna keep it

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non family that's true. I don'tknow. Man, probably out two bay.
I just love that little Every timeI say his name, I smile.
I love him. He's so cute. All right, Robert, what
do you have? How the fuckdid I get there? I wanted to

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know a little bit about how thesebaby classes have gone. Last week.
I was had to do some babyclasses, and I think you did on
this past Monday. But then oneyeah, knocked them out already done with
the baby glasses. They with threehours lailed it. Yeah, three hours
of baby glasses, lots of learning. Are you Are you sitting there quiet

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or are you cracking jokes? Alittle bit of both? How many How
long did it take before the firsttime before you cracked a joke? And
a bunch of the moms and stuffjust like side oh wait, hold on,
you're on zoom, aren't you.It's on zoom. So that's the
beauty. You can you can muteyourself. And then like the teachers talking
and the lady is lady is talking, and then like it does in the

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beginning the clash, it kind ofgoes around. It is like and what
do you think? And Alex,what did you think? And we got
really good on the second class.We got on first and not everybody was
logged on, so she started withus and like we were with like one
other couple that had started. Wewere the very first couple to go.
And she's like, and so,what do you think the biggest take it
from last lesson was And I waslike, I haven't answered that. No
one said yet because if everybody startssaying yeah, well, I mean it

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was it was easy stuff. ButI liked getting that out of the way
early. I just don't like gettingcalled on in class. And then we
watched a lot of videos and thenshe like, is there any questions?
But the videos were very like informative. I feel like, and yeah,
birth is a scary thing. Scaryscary shit. I'm sorry you're going through
that, bud Well, I'm not. But Emma, Emma, in all

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ladies, have you been doing handexercises like to strengthen your hand for when
she's given birth and squeezing the shipout of your palm? Oh, I
mean I've always been doing hand exercises, if you know what I'm saying.
But I I'm ready ready for yousaying just use your use your imagination,
Alex, I hate to tell you. But at your age, I think

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you're jerking off wrong. You don'tuse your hand when you jerk off.
I do, but I don't justfucking squeeze it. It's not an utter.
No, it's still Are you justmilking yourself? Is that way?
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Use your hand when you jerk off,
idiot, But yeah, you callit a hand strengthening exercise. Person

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glasses have been interesting. I'm gladthat they're done. But I've learned a
lot. And uh, there's lotsof stages of labor and when the when
the water breaks, here's a freeone for you. Fls. When the
water breaks. That doesn't mean immediatelygo to the hospital. You don't always
have to. Sometimes you should waita couple hours. Also, I'm sure

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you have this figured out. Justgonna, you know, be a foxhole
guy for when the time comes.If you're not ready for it, you
need someone to go grab wheezy,I got you and walk weazy. Yeah,
may chat for that. But yeah. So baby class is great,
super great, read two three babybooks now just just question it and the

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dad gave and then you didn't dothe audio book, didn't do the audio
book. That's yeah. Now,yet, this is gonna be fun.
We're just gonna get to ask Alexkid questions all the time now and I'll
probably get him wrong. And thepeople just now, how long do you
think it's gonna be before you throwyour child into the air. I think
they gotta be able to hold theirhead up on there, so probably a

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while. How long does that take? I did? I did a birthday
classes, not a living classes.Okay, okay, does the birth covered?
Okay? All right, Hey,it's to make sure the baby's delivered
safely. I've never actually been aroundlike kids like I mean, I've been
in the room with them, butI didn't Bunny same. I didn't.

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I didn't grow up with my largefamily. They all live in fucking New
England. So I've never actually reallydealt with children for more than like thirty
seconds at a time, unattended.Me and babies you just can't leave them
unattended. Well, yesterday I gotoff work a little bit early and Emma
was also off, so we justsat and we finished this show. We

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were watching for like four hours,and at one point I was like,
we're not going to be able todo this, and like two months.
Ever again, just well, Ihad nothing to worry about. It might
I might doze off, maybe justfall asleep, like I can't fall asleep,
and then I fall asleep and babydies. I had to be awaken

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up. You know you should dothe Oh no, I was gonna say
you should get walkie talkies instead ofa baby monitor, but those have to
be press so never mind just puttingthe side down the whole time. Yeah,
it seems that it would be flawed. I actually googled at what age
can a baby be thrown in theair? And I gotta be honest,

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I thought it was gonna be onlyserious answers. The first one is if
you're going strictly for height, it'sright at birth? Is it read it?
No, it's on Cora. Oh, the same kind of same thing.
Uh, I don't know. There'sall fucking joke answers. I thought

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I was gonna get a real onethat sucked. But good to know I'm
not the first person to google that. Yeah, all right, anything else,
Robert, is there like certain foodthat you can't believe someone that people

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don't like that anybody like it's notuniversally loved? Bad Eli Sanders is like
you and bacon. I've got acoworker that doesn't like don't combine. I
had a peanut butter jelly sandwich today. Today's episode fueled by peanut butter and
jelly and like a whole thing oftag alot girls cut cookies, Robert.

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If you ask one hundred percent ofthe American population of what two foods go
together, peanut butter and jelly isprobably going to be like number three on
that list. Yeah, if youhave family feud, it's like it's definitely
on the board. It's like you'regetting me salt and pepper, peanut butter
and jelly. They'd be all wrong, like they don't know what's going on.
See. I was just thinking aboutthis the other day and I thought,

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I, yeah, what do youthink that it's weird people don't like
Last night had a strawberry. Mybrother doesn't like strawberries, and I just
thought, that's weird. They're thereare some fruits that I like. I
like great fruod. I can understandwhy people don't like it. You know,
it's like it could be a littletart whatever. Yeah, strawberry,
that's what I don't understand. Mysister. My sister's the same way,

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but she takes it to a morepsychotic level. The only fruit she likes
is raspberries done like apples, peaches, pears, oranges, grapefruit, strawberry,
blueberries, none of that's now.If you put them in a pie,
she'll eat it. But if youtry to give her like a strawberry
by itself, she's mag No.Only how did she get to raspberries?

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So did y'all grow up near raspberrybushes? What was the origin story of
that? No? Other? Didother fruits just like hurt her? Did
they did? She tell not funnyjokes and they threw old fruit that just
happened to be everything but raspberries.I mean, I could definitely see my
oldest sister like throwing her into astrawberry bush when she was a child or
something. But it's like the onlything that she's picky about. It's just

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fruits. We should start a newpodcast where we just are therapists and we
just get to the inner trauma ofsomebody and then that's just the end of
the episode, and like we justlike we don't fix the trauma. We're
just like, all right, well, thank you that's today's episode talk to
you guys. Next to do thatrequires me doing my least favorite thing,
talking to other people. Yeah,but I think I was sick. Would
be to be a therapist with likeus, Like we got Robert d ask

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questions too, we get your perspective, like if it's three of us doing
the job of one persons, probablyeasier. Okay, I'll do it,
but I want a tweed sweater thatI can wear an act and like I
need a noteboard or clipboard so Ican act like I'm taking I want to.
I want to look like a TVtherapist so badly let's do My sweater

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needs to have the Eldow Oh youyeah, you gotta have the nineties university
professor patches. Yeah, okay,so I thought i'd be we had a
tweed, But I'll bite the bullet. We have to do a podcast,
a breaking class in glass, abreaking glass in case of emergency for when

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my wife is like due the weekissues do because we'll probably just not do
a podcast that week, will probablyjust release that one. Maybe we find
somebody that wants to be therapyed andwe just find their ner trauma and then
that as our just went off,Hey, and this is us trying therapy,
trying to be therapists, and thenif we if we do well,
they're like what, like it's hard, and then we're gonna piss off a

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lot at therapists. And if wefail, then all these therapists could be
like, see it's not as easyas you think it would be, and
then we go viral for that way, So really we take off either way.
We're groundbreaking podcasts. Who would liketo be who would like to be
a subject for this? We candefinitely find a subject. But I think
we combine an idea we had earliertoday, Me and you take mushrooms and

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then we try and be therapists.I kind of like that too, right,
Like I think I come over,we take the shrooms. We set
it has to the cameras level,like like you got to keep going,
well, Robert's gonna have to runall the cameras and everything. Well,
this will have to be an inperson episode. If we're getting into people's

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feelings and real emotions, you gottabe face to face for that one.
I got a food time in thenew podcast room. Pull that bad boy
out. Somebody could lay down onit. We could sit at the table
and just ask the questions. I'mmore and more on board with this every
second. Now. This is maybeone of the better ideas that hopefully we

(26:17):
can we can make hap and Iwould love to do this. I would
love to do this if somebody hasSarah, let's like not get into like,
you know, super dark dark stuff. But if so, like,
we'll get into dark stuff. No, no, we're not gonna do serious
issues. But it's like, butalso, oh fuck, that's heaviest ship
man. Oh no, I criedwhen I see hippos. Well, let's

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dive into that one. Yeah,do you have any weird fears? Tell
us your weirdest fears. And youhave to consent to be on the podcast.
Oh, we probably can't do itto my house and people are going
to come over to it. Well, we'll get well somewhere, we'll go
to you. You're just gonna havethe ability for us to set up and

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take mushrooms in your home. AndRobbie, you had to drive us.
Uh, yeah, I guess Iwould have to. Oh, because yeah,
because we're gonna have in the caron the way over, and then
you're gonna have to set everything upand then tack it up. We're gonna
start the interview completely sober, butwe're gonna have the we'll take the mushrooms
like right after we start the interview, and then yeah, that's you to

(27:25):
figure out when they kick in.That's a better idea. So we start
off clear minded and then twenty minutesin, ooh, right down, mushroom.
We can turn this into a business. It's just mushroom Therapists, Purble
trademark, Purble trademarks. Just wetake walkings. Twenty minutes, we're on
shrooms and we give you life adviceand then we just get paid to do

(27:49):
shrooms all day, which is kindof cool too. If you think about
that. I could see myself becominga big shroom guy. All right,
we don't need to do a wholedrug podcast, but it's not drugs.
It comes out of the ground.It's drugs. I think we made some
solid cook with Muss. You don'thave the time, but yeah, that

(28:12):
was a solid progress and I wouldactually, I would really really really like
to do that. We do alsohave to have a plan for a break
glass in case of emergency. Alexhis wife is having a baby podcast,
so just plan on that, andthen that'll be a surprise week off for
you guys, and then anybody elseis still get content. I might go

(28:33):
golf. Maybe we just make Robertbe our subject if we can't find anybody
traumas. Huh, what you hidingbehind those size He's like, you guys
are weird about answering any of this. I don't know why, but I
just had the funniest what if Robertfor some reason had to deliver the baby,
that'd be great. That'd be greatfor the Honestly, if I had

(28:59):
to pick one person I knew noof my like all of my friends that
like, if I had a wifethat she was going into labor and one
of my friends had to deliver,I would want it to be Robert because
I would not want any of myother friends to see I love you.
Robert. You're probably my most responsiblefriend that would never bring up the fact

(29:22):
that, oh, yeah, Iappreciate that. Yeah you're a good guy,
you're a real mens. I guessI'm available for that. That's that's
the one time I'll ask you tobe my find meat food. So I

(29:44):
ever get a girl knocked up andwe need an emergency birth. Robert you're
my Foxhole guy. All right?Anything else? Anybody got No? I
think we've covered enough I had.I've been working on a couple of characters.
I wanted to bring him for thepot. But we're gonna sit on
that. We're gonna we're gonna putthat to next week from whenever they're ready,

(30:08):
not ready yet. Before we beforewe move on, let's spin the
wheel of American sports franchises and seehow many. Oh, let's name those
guys. We're gonna have a guyoff where we just name guys, because
all dudes ever do is just talkabout old athletes. We're just named random
athletes. Will we sit around?We got Oh, the Houston Texans,

(30:33):
Andre Johnson, Baby Right Cushing,Jonathan Joseph, David Carr, Sage Rosenfels,
the ros and Copter Oh Super SageCase Keenum to Kobe Jones. I

(30:53):
fucking hated Jakobe Jones so much.When we went to the Ravens and did
that, that was cool. Yeah, he fucking couldn't do anything on the
Texans. He goes to the Ravensand starts being a badass. Fuck that
guy. Uh In dco Brand ofthe show God who who was the who
is the white guy wide receiver,Keith It wasn't Walter continue Robert Walter,

(31:18):
Kevin Walter, thank you, BarolBrown, damn it? The big left
tackle, Dwayne Brown. Dwayne Brown, Arian Foster. How do we not
bring up Arian yet? Love thatguy who I'm trying to think of the
other running backs that they had.Mario Williams. We had a mad green

(31:40):
for a short green after he waslost and done with the Packers. Was
Mario william One? Mario Williams.He was a first job Abdeveon Clowney,
J J. Watt ed Reed rememberthat until the season started. Matt Lionert,

(32:02):
Oh Matt, didn't you did sayalready? Right? Yeah? Case
Kine, Uh, Davis Mills inthe league or not. Daniel brock Osweiler,
brock a Swiler, Oh brock Star. I just love that every time

(32:23):
we say these names, I'm picturinguh fucking Iron Eagle just saying the names
in my head every time, andit's great. Yeah, we've missed so
many Oca Ryan's Ryan's obviously, whowas who was the big free agent cornerback

(32:43):
that we signed that year? Itwas like between him and non be awesome
one and oh you did say Johnj. Yeah, it's just Dad for
a while. Oh oh oh.The nineteen year old Nigerian that we drafted
out of Louisville a Mobia Coy AmobiaKoy. One of the most fun names
to say in the history of theNFL. Yeah, yeah, easily easy.

(33:10):
One of the most fun Who elseis random? Was Ryan Mallett Ryan
Mallett Raham? Oh yeah, see, I can like I can picture the
guys. I can't remember anyone's nameon the Texas. Who was the white
Tan with was the quarterback? Oh? And Daniel and Matt shop thank you.

(33:36):
See, I'm just like naming guy. I'm like, it's a fill
in the blank with me and Alexright now, Hey that guy Alex is
like you mean him? Well?Usually like because like with the it's the
Texans as the team. We like, we live in the same citium,
so we know that a lot morethan most people. But like, yeah,
I guess with most teams we're tryingto just name as many as we
can. With the Texans, it'slike I'm aiming for deep cats, but
I think we did. We didthis little bit service so you Cans and

(34:00):
then everybody else just in the commentson the YouTube. Go to the YouTube
channel and the comments. Just nameall of the random Texans you can't,
don't cheat, Just go anybody weleft off, name all all and just
from now on, just name allof the random things you can, like
every don't look at it. Justname every random Texans you can think of.
Sub wide receiver. That's not AndreI'm losing his name. We traded

(34:22):
him to the Cardinals for like eightyseven. Thank you, dude. I
don't what is what? I can'tdo names today? Mechi? I could
picture now ste five Diggs. Ohyeah, did well, he hasn't played
the game yet and it's you know, did you see he's on JJ Rodd's

(34:45):
charity classic softball team and it's currentTexans is the team he's on, So
I think that counts. Oh heis current, Well, he is current,
but yes, there's current Texans andTexans legends for the teams and he
is on current Texans. All right, so that counts as current sections.
But yeah, those are that's aguy off. We just added the eastern

(35:07):
sections and that is the most successfulone. When like that, like ladies,
when your dudes are hanging out theirfriends and you're like, what are
they doing for twelve hours? Thatis absolutely that's what it is. Where
Pat's trying to figure it was thatguy that guy went to he went to
LSU, he did this what washis name, his name of now him
him him? Yeah, yeah,yeah, that's it. And then guys

(35:29):
just did it all day. Itjust goes back and forth between that and
joking about fucking each other. Atleast that's what me and my friends do.
Yeah, Robert can't relate at all. Me and my friends, we
just talk about banging each other allthe time. Probably just Nope, I
can. I cannot say. Yeah, I would say that too. Definitely.
Robert has Foxhole guys, not Buttholeguys. Okay, yeah, fair,

(35:52):
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I guess car washes. Car washestheir comeback kid. We'll start off
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of us gets a car wash,which is in very often. I was
I'll get to that too, butI was covering all that the pollen and
shit. So I was like,watch this and now I feel like I'm
going out to a brand new car. I'm just don't even recognize it.
So shiny chicar roches. You're back, also back zipper cleavage fellas. We

(38:15):
are starting a movement. Dare Isay it's taking off. We recorded early
last week so we could do theRod Ryan Show charity golf tournament on Wednesday
of last week, and there wasa gravy hole that we were at and
I had told you guys. Iwas like, I'm gonna I'm gonna be
doing the zipper cleavage at the gravyhole and pulled the zipper down not to

(38:37):
show off too much, to shutoff, you know, though, little
half cleavage pulled down halfway. Theamount of people that were like, hey,
you're flying down, like's up here? I's up here? Yeah,
I know it's down up here.Please right here. I'm not just a
pretty crotch, all right, that'sjust a pretty crash. There's a lot
more to me than all right.And then we would try to explain it.

(38:59):
We're like, no, we're takingit back. And it was a
golf tournament. People had been drinking, but the amount of people were like,
that's a good idea, dude.With a lot of people joined the
movement, I think, and thena lot of people thought we were still
weirdos, but there were enough peopledoing it to where they were the weirdos
because they thought we were the weirdosbecause everybody at the Gravy Hole shout to
all the Gravy Gangers they were outthere. Actually was out there, we
had I mean actually wasn't actually didn'tdo the zipper, but we did have

(39:22):
Brett Brandon out there. He waspartying with us the whole time. Ray
Mundo came straight from Philadelphia to goout there and he was doing it the
whole time. It was a lotof fun. We saw Melissa and Michael
Hyde they were playing in the tournament. Todd was playing in the tournament.
But it was good to see alot of the Gravy Gang out there.
And zipper cleavage. It's officially takingoff, so fellas, do not be

(39:44):
afraid to show a little zipper cleavage. We're taking it back and it's just
good when you start a movement,we kind of see it, see it
taking over. Mikey p was alsoover there and he was rocking the zipper
cleavage as well. We have agood picture of all of us with their
flies down. Everybody thought it wasfunny. So yeah, zupper cleavage officially
a movement. It's back. Also, back. This is a somber tone.

(40:05):
I'm using his O. J.Simpson. If he's no longer with
us, the juice is no longerloose, guys. And last week he
passed away. Okay, I guessit was prostate cancer. I did not
know he had prostate cancer. Butit didn't have happened to a better guy.
The memes were great. It wasan all time Internet day and yeah,

(40:28):
what a ride that was also,no pun intended, no Bronco ride.
Yeah it was. It was areal fun day. Everyone's just getting
their fucking cracks off. Yeah that'ssaying that was weird. Get the cracks
off. But the memes were great. It was one of those days where
you and your friends are just allsending memes back and forth all day,

(40:52):
and you need those. You needthose from time to time where just you
know, as soon as you hearsome news like that, you're like,
I'm gonna have a smile on myface all day. I wonder how many
podcasts, like if you watch theYouTube version, had like anybody like get
Like had a homage to him alwaysbehind them, because I I've always had

(41:13):
that and every time I've ever donean interview for another show I think,
is that OJ Simpson behind you,Like, yes, really respects his game.
He ran two thousand yards in afourteen game season, so that's pretty
good. And they're like, Okay, here's one of the guys where you
can say he definitely was a betterathlete than he was a person. Yeah,
that's fair. The person too.The family going, we we wish

(41:39):
you respect our privacy at this time. No, no, everyone just said
no, you don't get to beO. J. Simpson, a cultural
icon, a seminal moment in UShistory, and then just get to have
your privacy. No. I thinkI think that the family gets privacy.
OJ didn't deserve Vinny, but thefamily like you shouldn't reach out to his

(42:01):
family be like, fuck you,your grandpa Da sucks like that that you
shouldn't. The family desires that kindof privacy. Memes are fair. Memes
are fair game. Yeah, that'sI guess I wasn't looking at it the
right way. It was still alwayswild to me when I would see pictures
of him with his kids, andyou're just like, do y'all not know?

(42:29):
You know what he did to yourmom? Right? Yeah? I
don't know. Maybe we can havethem onto the therapy session, there'd be
a lot to unpack. But Iwould, you know, open invitation,
but please get them their privacy sothey'll have to reach out to us.
Lets that people reach out to us. So now, yeah, this goes

(42:52):
back to just being like, likethe day OJ died would be a great
entry in my meme database where it'sjust like Ojson it's in death day.
Boom, these are all the meanspeople had that day. Ha ha.
Let's relive this like that would bea great website. And we need to
really start organizing these memes. Somebodysmarter than me do that? All right?

(43:13):
What what when was it Monday?Yeah? Robert put that on the
counter. We should celebrate O.J. Simpson's death day every year.
Was it Monday or to No,it wasn't Monday. Had to be Tuesday,
Wednesday? Was it yesterday? Today'sWednesday? Oh wait, it was
last week though, see us recordingon Monday. Last week. We record
on Monday and thought every day wasThursday after that, so we usual record

(43:37):
on Wednesdays. B O J.Simpson back but also gone but back in
the news. Gone but definitely notforgotten. And I also think we need
to make a note that Robert pleaseupdate the Gravy's awards this year. For
the auxiliary awards. We were gonnaremove the War of the Year Academy or

(43:59):
the War of the Year award atthe Gravies this year. I feel like,
you know, Ukraine, and thenthey're still going at it guys,
and then like, we're not givingme any shine for wars. But we
do need to have a Death ofthe Year. And Toby Keith and O.
J. Simpson die in the sameYou're like, I would say this
podcast pretty significant people, pretty significantpeople to this podcast. So we're gonna

(44:22):
add Toby Keith and OJ to theDeath of the Year list, and then
anybody else that dies, we're gonnahave some voting at the end of the
year. You know what, I'llhave to I didn't do it yet this
week in honor of OJ, I'llhave to go back and watch Uh Naked
Gun. You should. It wouldalso be funny to just give OJ Simpson
an award. It was not thatit's always fun talking about OJ because you're

(44:44):
like, obviously, you know,alleged murder, blah blah, all that
stuff, but then after that everyonegoes But man, he was a great
bad. Did you ever see thathe was a great actor. He was
real funny, like everyone has abouthim. It's like this one clearing thing,
but everything else about the guy wasIt's like if Michael Jackson or not

(45:05):
Michael Jackson. Magic Johnson was amurderer, same exact career. Other than
that, the most likable guy youcould ever fucking meet, but murdered his
ex wife. Yeah, just likethat was just like magic, just like
Ray Lewis super Christian guy wasn't giveyou a pep tip. Also maybe stabbed

(45:30):
a guy. Ray wasn't funny.That was the thing he was supposed to.
Yeah, he was kind of funny. They always would have him one
he would say funny ship. Well, but he was a god made it
happen and it was like he wasa funny guy though he just was smart
so knew how to be funny.There's a difference. There is just a
time in my life, and bythat I mean football season, which I

(45:53):
was very happy every Sunday when Iget to wait until my my Twitter notifications,
I had toifications on Twitter it's AdamSchefter, it's OJ Simpson. And
when my OJ Simpson Twitter notification wouldgo off, on Sunday night and then
he's like, what's up, TwitterWorld, it's OJ here? Well the
forty nine ers, you know what? That Deebo Samuel really help my fantasy

(46:15):
team this week? Brock Perty nota bad pickup off the wave of wire.
Now what is going on in Dallas? This Dak Prescott guy, he
couldn't hit the broad side of aball. And then he just goes on
about every single game, and I'mlike, I want OJ's take on the
NFL. He used to wind downmy sundays watching Chris Berman on NFL Prime
Time, and now I watched OJand now he's gone too, and I

(46:37):
can't do that. I mean,now you'll just have to go to Magic
Johnson's tweets. Do I need tobe the OJ like, what's up Twitter
world? D Alex here? Andjust pretend that I have a fantasy team
with every single player on it,because he would weave in like like and
it was picture every star receiver he'sgot on some form of fantasy team,
and it's like OJ e had nineteenteams or was lying And we don't know

(47:00):
OJ to be a liar, whichis not It's not like him. It's
way out of character for OJ tolie to us, So I took him
at base value? Why would wehad no reason? A lot? And
uh, I would always just belike this is this is absolutely saying.
It was like five six minutes hego on. I watched every second,
Like if he didn't have at leastone fantasy team that was named the Glove

(47:20):
didn't fit, then what the hellwas he doing? Acquitted that's just his
fantasy name that should have been.I like to imagine that when he was
in jail for robbing that guy forall his memorabilia. He did the same
thing in jail, like on Sundaythey would find out the scores and he's
just recapping to all the other prisoners. It's that he played fantasy football in

(47:44):
jail. Of course he did.I bet in jail. He was probably
one of like the most fun guys. Yeah, he's super strong. I
mean actually, if you think abouthe probably would be a great foxhole guy
because you know, he's willing togo to any extent because like he ran,
he did what very few like,how few people have ever run two

(48:05):
thousand yards in the NFL season threethree? How many of those guys have
also double murdered somebody one. Yeah, that's e Lite company. He's the
only person in history to ever runfor two thousand yards in a single NFL
season and allegedly double murdered two peopleand commit a felony and then, yeah,

(48:34):
then commit a felony to go tojail. Later, we'll just say,
you can just say two thousand yardsand commit a felony. Well no,
no, no, But the nextone he did committed falling. But
people don't you just say commit afelony and they attach whichever prime they want
to it. Wait, what washe went to jail for robbing that?

(48:55):
Because Adrian Peterson was his a felonycharge too, got convicted of a felony,
is what we'll have to say.Nope, no, no, you
have to do. He's the onlyperson on earth. Do you ever rush
for two thousand plus yards in theNFL season and get equitted for double murder?
There you go for that place,there you go. That's that's the

(49:16):
best way to put it right.And that Bronco is so sick. Say
what you want about O. J. Simpson, but no one else on
earth has ever rushed for two thousandyards in an NFL season. And also
been equitted for double murder. Doesthe Bronco have the loure in American culture
that it does today? If notfor oj everybody loved the Bronco. Yeah,

(49:38):
it was an das guzzling kind ofpiece of shit, but it was
a beautiful vehicle. It really waslike, that's a that's that's the vehicle
that I want to own one day. I want like an original Bronco.
It can't like it. That's acruising around town car. You can't go

(49:58):
on road trips with it, despitethe space, because it can't even hit
eighty miles an hour, and thatwould drive me nuts. But just what
a beautiful vehicle. America used tobe a proper country. I wanted to
get away of the new ones,and then I looked at the prices.
It was like, yes, we'renot getting one of the new ones,
right. I also heard that thenew one they'd like just will crumple in

(50:20):
an accident. Like I'm bad,So I'm gonna get a cyber truck instead.
There's a shocking amount of vehicles thatdo that now. Robert, Like,
even when they're big, do youthink they're built to take a hit.
No, they they're built to collapse. But the like cabs stay good,
but a lot of them don't staygood. God that brokos so nice.

(50:42):
I think this one was especially bad. Here you go Alex thirty one
thousand for one that not gonna saythe name, but it's here in Houston.
That's not that. It's white though, so it's gonna show a lot
of dirt. I don't know ifyou want to wait, but you I
don't want to Bronco it's not white. Well, yeah, that's a good
point. It's gotta be white.It's twenty four only thirty one. That's

(51:05):
probably like that. It says that, but then when you get in they're
like, well, but this onethat we have in sock actually has all
these features. So it's forty five, big bitch. On your website it
says throw oh you wanted tires andwindows. Oh yeah, so we actually
had to chrudge you another twenty kfor that. Hold on, hold on,
I think it's thirty one. Andthen if you click on it,

(51:30):
it has all of these stipulations underneathit. Agricultural Teachers Association, you get
a thousand off military recognition, youget five hundred off pipeline tagging, bonus
five hundred first Responder recognition, fivehundred Ford retail owner bonus one thousand cheap
competitive conquest bonus one thousand College studentpurchase program on a lease seven or five

(51:52):
hundred college student purchase program retail sevenfifty. Oh wait, thye of those
are just extra damn. If youhit all of those categories, you might
be able to get this thing forlike twenty six dollars if you're an AD
teacher, a first responder, military, and a student, A student of
the game, practically given this truckaway. I'm a soldier in the battle

(52:15):
against injustice. I mean I'm asoldier we've established on a foxhole. Guy,
I'm a teacher of life lessons toanybody who listen to this podcast.
Call of Duty veteran. Yeah,I served several tours in for dance.

(52:37):
Does that camp for anything? Manytours and day I'll tell you this,
I got, I got, Igot a lot of purple hearts, lots
too many count, too many count. But yeah, who's that from?
That was from us looking at acar. So that's just car shopping on
a podcast. Sorry, guys shopping. We can't afford hja oj oj so

(53:02):
I think that settles the OJ thing. We started talking cars after OJ,
but R P and piece O J. Simpson. Next up is camping.
Camping's back, because your boy wentcamping this weekend and I only got a
little bit sun burned and I didn'tship myself and then nailed it. I

(53:22):
think I think I got camping down. Year four got it all the way
down. I can break that atent. You can put up a tent
I brought. I bought flint.I didn't use it once, but I
was ready to start a fire.Manually they had to burned a box with
that flint so I could have started. I could have started a fire.
I did not like a campfire campfire because it was already one going cooked

(53:44):
sausage over a fire, like aman cooking on fire is just like that's
therapy for men sitting around a firecooking some ship. Me and my friend
Curtis, the father of pasted thegravy where we were like, uh so
a lot of the there. Itwas the only the only time I've been

(54:06):
at We're camping probably maybe anybody's everbeen. Coming with like seven DJs.
There were so many DJs and theybrought DJ equipment. They even posted other
even did you even camp if youdidn't have a DJ, and they would
just like they had the lights setup and they were DJing all day.
I don't think you went camping.I think you went to a festival in
Woods. It was like a festival, but we were camping and they were

(54:30):
just playing music and like people didn'tgo to bed until like seven o'clock in
the morning, and me and someother people went to bed before that.
And then I woke up at likeeight am Saturday morning, and and Curtis
is the only person up, andthen one other guy did get up and
we just sat out of the firefor like three hours before anybody else got
up, and they were like,yeah, you were chopping wood and it

(54:52):
was making a noise like they werechopping. Would have like ten o'clock.
I think Alex went to Burning Man. It was fun though, but it's
cool, Like I've just never beenaround that many DJs where like one of
them would like leave and then theother would just kind of step up,
put the headphones on and just goto town. Like this is sick.
Why were there DJs at your campround? Because they're DJs, they work

(55:15):
as d they DJ yeah, theyyeah, So it's it's a friend's land
and he invites his friends and abunch of them were DJs in the Austin
area or wherever else they DJ at, and so like they brought equipment out,
which terrified me because in the nextmorning, like I woke up,
I was like, how would therecould be humidity around all of this right
now, there's a bunch of equipmentjust out in the woods. And they

(55:37):
were fine with it. They werefine with it. The stuff didn't look
damaged, but they had like amirror ball cube. There was just like
led lights around the whole time.And I was like, if anybody just
drove by on a boat, whatthe fuck's going down over there? That
sounds honestly, like the worst thingever made is when you're just hanging out

(55:57):
and somebody guitar, but picture likethe Bluetooth speaker is also just your boys
just like come out with sick beatsthe whole time. And then you're like
all right, And I was like, oh, they were making all of
the ship and it was tight,and then they'd like put like jungle jungle
sounds on there, like they werelike making monkey noises and it was funny.
And then like somebody else would comeup and it would just get like

(56:19):
really crazy. Like it was.It was cool. It was cool to
see them like switch from DJ toDJ and then back to somebody else.
But they did stay up incredibly,like because they worked very late at night,
so their schedules are different than mine. But we were like three hours
on Saturday morning, me and Curtisand this other guy just sat around and
h our friend Tyler had made thisawesome like great that you could lower down
over to the fire. It waslike on some like sort of like platform

(56:40):
that you could lower down and thenyou could put anything you were cooking on
there. And we were making teain the morning. We were making like
smoke sausages, we were making eggsall at South it was, and we
were making bagels. It was cooland like that was just like look what
you were saying. It's like that'stherapeutic. That's therapeutic stock, you know
what, Let's make it another sauceage. We're not gonna eat this one,

(57:00):
but let's just put another one onthere. No, I just put it
up there. Let's move keep keepmoving it. As you make more,
someone will pick at it. Somebodywill will pick up. I'm made enough
for everybody. And then like threehours, sorry, just blew another game
with the league going into the seventhinning. Who did they lose? Is

(57:23):
it over? Yeah? I wouldgrow lost in ten, lost five to
four, not idea. No,Camping's back. I nailed it, and
I'm a pro camper now. Basically, you're the fucking man. Dude,
You're so ready to be a dad. Yeah, so ready to be a
dad. Camping's back. I'm sohappy. My dad was not a camping

(57:47):
guy. It was windy as ship. My dad wasn't either. I'm not
a camping guy, but this isa fun thing I get to do once
a year. It is. Itis cool as different. Tyler is a
big camping guy, so he likelike was like, all right, well
night one will do this night ornight two will do this. We've been
him for some of the food,so that was super helpful. And he's

(58:07):
just like a camp guy that you'relike, all right, we gotta stoke
the fire. We got it.Let's say let's get out of the brush
over here. You need a guylike that in every camp or else.
I feel like it doesn't go aswell, and Tyler's a guy where he's
not a dick. Yeah, that'sa good guy to be. But Tyler's
not like a dick about it.He's like, hey, can we get
why don't we line that? Likeput all the silverware that everybody brought and
stuff over here, Like why dowe put this on this table? We'll

(58:27):
put this here. Like he's agood organizer of that without being an asshole,
and a lot of people come acrossas an asshen. He doesn't ever
do it because he's just like,that's the guy keeping the camp going.
I've always said I would never likedoing but I think if it was with
the boys, that's it. It'sbecause it's one of those activities when like
if your dad takes you with thefamily, you don't want to do it.
But once you hit like your twentiesthirties and like, dude, all
the boys we're gonna get together thisweek, we're gonna go camping. You're

(58:50):
like, all right, if it'swith the boys, I'll drink all day.
Yeah. Like what we would dois it would consist of like we
woke up, we sat her onthe fiery, made breakfast for like three
hours, just cooking food over andover because it's cool cooking on a fire.
And then we started drinking. Wesat on the fire and then people
started getting up, and then wewent down by the lake where we were
camping and we sat there and wedrank, and then we walked up a

(59:14):
little bit because the sun got tous, and we sat under this tree
looking at the lake and drank.And then we went and sat back by
the fire and drank, and thenwe went back to the lake and sat
there somewhere. So it was justconstantly like us grabbing chairs and then moving
to different locations to look at stuff, sit and go yep, yep,

(59:35):
lakes lakes looking angry today. Rememberthe nineties braves. Yeah, yeah,
pretty much that that's pretty much whereit was. And it's like that that's
at one point one of us waslike, we're getting old, were hatting
old boys? Yeah? None,man, staring at the lake boys,
Let's go stare at the fire lookslike we need another log on that bad

(01:00:00):
way, Like just saying like firefire talk is so fun because it doesn't
really mean, Yeah, these goalsbe going all night and somebody's just like
nice and they don't know anything.You're talking about You don't even know what
you're talking about, but it justseems like you are manly because you're talking
about fire anything. Yeah, firespretty sick. Get that smoke in your

(01:00:21):
clothes. You're like, I lovethis. I didn't have to ship in
the marina two days like that wouldbe the the That was the low point,
but that was still not a lowpoint because it was a good,
good marine about him. And Igot to see the Texas High School Bass
Fishing Association holding their Lake Limestone Classic. It was lit. All the high

(01:00:42):
school bass fishing teams were there,and it was also windy as shit,
and like the waves in the lakewere nut like it was. It was
choppy and they were having to goin those little bass boats and just catch
bass. I've also we fished thythree of the four years we've been there.
Never caught a fish. Yeah,fishing is hard. I don't That's

(01:01:04):
something I just I can't get intoand I don't think I ever will.
I don't have the patience for fishing. My ADHD is way too bad.
I can never be a fishing back. I went fly fishing. It was
a really really fun experience, butlike that's like not like regular fishing because
you have to be like whipping thefly line to get the fish to do
It's an activity you're doing the wholetime instead of just throw it, wait

(01:01:28):
then maybe reil it back in.It was like you're whipping it the whole
time, waiting on a fish tojump up and catch your fly, which
is cool. It's a lot cool, like a river runs through it.
I love watching that movie. Thefly fishing is beautiful in that movie,
but just not a all all fishingguy. It's next to you while you're
fishing, and I just drink thewhole cooler. Yeah, that's kind of

(01:01:49):
how I am with golf. Like, look, Bud, you don't want
to be golf with you. I'llride, I'll ride, I'll be a
vibes guy. I'll pick the tunes. I'll smoke some stoves with you.
I'll crush some years. You needanother and can get one from the cargo.
Get me run to a cartgirl,run real fast. I can do
that. Like I'm that guy ona golf course. I'm not a guy
you want swinging clubs. It's funthough, even when you suck. Yeah,

(01:02:13):
I get mad and then I'm nota fun guy. So it's like,
just don't don't make me golf.But yeah, Camping's back. It's
cool. Also back this week fuckablepopcorn buckets because this was a meme,
but it's actually it is the truthbecause the meme. The meme was,
hey, they like those Dune popcornbuckets. Make the popcorns fuckable? They

(01:02:36):
love those. Now after we hadthe Dune flashlight buckets that everybody was was
really talking about Wolverine and Deadpool.Was it Wolverine verse Deadpool? I don't
know. They have a Deadpool andthe Waverine movie, Deadpool and Wolverine.
That is the name of the movie. Yes, okay, I didn't know
if reading that it was about Okay, I didn't know the title, but

(01:02:59):
that that makes sense that that's thetitle. So dead Pull and Wolverine is
coming out and they're following along withthis. I think Ghostbusters, the last
Ghostpecially that just came out with ithas the slime guy on there you can
buy like those popcorn things that helooks like he's going into the popcorn.
It wasn't fuckable enough, so notenough people cared. But dead Man and
Wolverine, Dead Pull and Wolverine,dead Man, Dead man in Wolverpool,

(01:03:25):
the Dead Pull and Wolverine, they'rereleasing special popcorn boxes that are just their
faces, but like sex dolls,their mouths open so you can fuck the
mouth kind of. You can alsoput popcorn in it. This feels intentional
though, because of this, andyou know that's why they did it,
but because it's Deadpool, they're like, you know, when he does that

(01:03:47):
crude humor, They're like, we'regonna make it so you can fuck his
face and Wolverine's face and Wolverine well, I mean, he didn't want They
didn't want to exclude Wolverine, right, just us. It's brilliant and everybody
needs to keep doing this. Andthen it's like, oh it's not that
funny, ooh it's gross crude humor? Is this gets somebody to go to

(01:04:09):
the theater to just buy a fuckingtwelve dollars popcorn box? You did your
job. People ain't going to movietheaters. I'm not saying not not everybody's
not going to movie but I've notbeen to a movie theater in four years.
Maybe really, Oh, you gottado it at least once a year.
Man. My buddy went and sawCivil War last night unless no,

(01:04:32):
there was one one. I didgo see a screening of a movie,
but that was work work related,so technically I have not I have not
gone on my own to a movietheater without being work related. Oh it's
really fun. You get there,you get baked, just hell in the
parking lot. You go and youwatch the movie, eat some pop warn
bucket, some twizzlers, because whenthe fuck else are you gonna get twizzlers?

(01:04:57):
Yeah, and icy, because whenthe fuck else are you gonna get
an icy? Either that or youjust get a half gallon fucking cherry coke.
I don't. I just have nointerest. But like that's a brilliant
move to just you need have tomake it that bad. But just like
every movie should find a way,like what what is like the flesh light
popcorn bucket idea we come out with, like how can we how can we

(01:05:19):
work this way? Like if BridgetJones's Diary comes out, like they need
to make you able to fuck thediary, Like the diary opens up a
little bit of pages that is thatholds the popcorn, but it's also like,
you know, just open enough forif you had to in a pinch,
you can make it worse Scorsese's makingthat Sinatra bio pick now or is
it just gonna be his hat do? Yeah, pretty much. It's it's

(01:05:45):
very easy. It's very very easy. Just that's a funny trend that people
are doing, and I think peopleare gonna try and collect them because if
you have the Dune pop popcorn bucket, you're gonna want the Wolverine and X
Man one, right, the Wolverineand Deadpool one. I'll see. I'm
I'm just with on all of thesuperhero but fuck them popcorn buckets. Guys
who would have thought twenty twenty fourthey were like, we're gonna we're gonna

(01:06:09):
have flying cars by then. Nowwe're like, by the popcorn buckets,
we can fuck them, which isthe brilliant part of it. So shout
out to popcorn buckets, especially thoughable popcorn buckets. All right, last
come back Capri got this week isFallout, because the TV show or the

(01:06:31):
Amazon series about the video game thatI got really into at one point was
out this weekend and I watched it. It's pretty good. If you watched.
I heard that the Halo thing suckedthat came out, Like the Halo
series, I heard was not good, and they had the last of us
that I know. Robert can vouchfor it because Robert played the video game
and watched the phenomenal show. Butit's very difficult when something's based on like

(01:06:55):
a video game or a book.I think video games follow that same lore
where it's like, it's hard tomake that you make the people that were
the game people and the movie peoplehappy, and I've got the last advice.
People that never heard about the gamestill liked it, and people that
did play the game were like,ooh, ooh, there's these Easter eggs
and I still get to see allthis stuff I like, and I still
like the show. And then theHalo thing, people were just like,

(01:07:16):
this show fucking sucks, and wellwhat a fallout did right that? Halo
fucked up? So Halo took auniverse in characters that everyone loves, and
then everyone that they hired to makethe show universally said we're we're not gonna
base it off any of that.You know a lot of them were like,

(01:07:38):
I never even played the games.I'm not gonna play the games because
we don't want it to poison ourversion of what we're gonna do here,
and we don't want to be beholdento anything. So they ended up taking
characters, making them nothing like theway the character was built for twenty years,
and completely destroying it and fucking itup to the point where I've tried
five or six different times to watchthe second season and I'll click on it

(01:08:00):
and before I can even press play, I just go nope and I back
out Fallout. They took this worldthat's built, didn't use any previously used
characters, and put a new storythat's just in the world, and it
uses all like ooh that's this place. Oh is that's like this in the
game? Oh, that's this guyin the game. And they got some
ales actors. I feel like,I don't know if Walton Goggins, I

(01:08:23):
would I would you put his showresume up against anybody, anybody Walton Goggins,
you put him in a show,I will fucking watch it. He's
one of my favorite actors of alltime. I love it. And he
is actually the only one on thisshow. So like the executive producers or
the show runners on it, Michaelrappaports in it. They have a couple

(01:08:44):
of other people you've seen too,but but but this show is the people
that created Fallout are the ones runningand molding the show. So Walton Goggins,
as far as I know, isonly the only main person in that
who when he got the role goes. I'm not gonna play it. So
that way, like everybody else onthe show knows the universe has played it,
does all that something goes. I'mit might be good to have one

(01:09:05):
person in here who doesn't know itso can do a little you know,
ad or suggest things here and there. Whereas Halo just went, none of
us has played it. We don'tknow what the fuck we're doing. Yeah,
but if WALTM. Goggins is init, I will watch it.
He's a phenomenal fucking actor. WellI play. I played Fallout four,

(01:09:26):
and I really liked the story I'mFallout for and it's like, if you
don't know what we're talking about,all it's pretty much like nuclear bombs go
off, and you are a characterliving after the nuclear bombs go off,
and that is the that's the worldyou're in, but they built that's what
the whole series is kind of around. And I went and just kind of
like this would probably be okay,and I really liked it. Man,
Like it was eight episodes. I'veburned through it in two days. I

(01:09:49):
think it would be interesting if youdidn't play like I think that it definitely
helps if you watch the video games, but if you didn't have any idea
of the lore of the video games, you'll just think it's a cool setting
in like a weird futuristic world.Yeah. I'd never played the game.
Sam knows something about it, butI think that's next on our list.
I think we're gonna go into itboth essentially blind. It's a pretty easy

(01:10:11):
watch it. If y'all liked TheLast of Us, it's kind of that,
like shit hit the fan, we'rejust surviving. Yeah, I heard
it's good. It's a good TVshow. I like that. Yeah,
I'm excited I watched and because ofthat, I mean, I don't really
know how many people were into fallowIt. There was obviously enough people that
they made a show about it,but I don't regularly talk about I mean,
they've made like eight Fallouts, soit's pretty fucking popular. Yeah,

(01:10:32):
they have like five games. Yeah, but still, I mean, I
don't regularly talk about with people.But because of fall being back, I
felt like, why don't we incorporatethat in our mock draft? We go,
this is the next last week ofmock draft season. We're gonna do
a mock draft of video games thisweek, a mock draft of video games.
So this will be pretty wide openfor everybody. And you guys are

(01:10:56):
pretty quick to respond that you werecool with this what I had suggested it.
Let me I'm typing this us okay, So our recap from last week's
mock draft, our mock draft ofcomedians. I won. I had sixty
five percent of the vote. Patwas in second place with twenty three percent
of the vote, and Robert waslast for the first time all season,

(01:11:18):
the twelve percent of the vote.Now, now it's great. On the
season, Robert and I both havefour wins and Pat has none. So
this week we're gonna go in reverseorder of how we finished last week.
Robert will go first to Snake Juff. So it's gonna go Robert, Pat
me me Pat Robert, Robert,Pat me me Pat Robert. Robert and

(01:11:41):
I cannot officially win it, butlike this means we can only be tied
if either one of us were towin it. Pat could also win out
and then we're still tied. Sowho knows just to go a lot different
ways. Is the mock draft ofvideo games? And we kind of had
a mini discussion giving away and hepicks or anything. It was like,
do we have to say it's veryvery specific video games or do we get

(01:12:02):
entire franchises. I feel like it'sgoing to be, Uh, you gotta
be up to the jury on thisbecause there's somewhere I feel like we're gonna
allow that, and then there's mostof them. We gotta be more specific,
all right? Without further ado,Robert Bobby jokes, you got one
one which taken You know, Ikind of feel like this is a situation

(01:12:25):
we're going one does not like idealspot, but where everybody else goes.
Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'mgonna go g T A five. Yeah,
that's a solid one. That's asolid one. G T five No,
we can knock on that being thefirst pick. Yeah, great game.

(01:12:46):
Yeah, especially follow you the hoursyou can get out of it is
great for me. There was neverany doubt. As soon as this was
said, one game popped into myhead. It's Halo one. I play
video games growing up. Sonic Marioall that stuff, But Halo is what
really turned me into a gamer andmade it a lifelong love. Yeah,

(01:13:11):
that was on my list too formy book. Like for my money,
it's it's the best game of alltime because it completely revolutionized the way shooters
were done and it really made itits own genre again. Okay, speaking
of completely revolutionizing the way that likeshooters were done, I'm gonna go to
the OG shooter like PvP shooter becauseit was my favorite game, GoldenEye Double

(01:13:43):
O seven for Nintendo sixty four.I cannot tell you the amount of hours
that I put on that we usedto be able to, Like we would
do speed runs of it where likemy friend would come over and we would
just like go and you'd run throughthe whole map and then I would take
the control, like whoever didn't justdo it would take controller and then you
do it. You just try andsee out back you can beat the whole
game because you just knew it thatway. The greatest like menu screen music

(01:14:10):
in the history of video games.That little like I can't do it,
but like if you've played it,you know what I'm talking about, Like
I see, I can't even butit's it goes unnecessarily hard, it's so
fun. Good great pick, allright, I got it, gets back
to me here. Yeah, it'sa snake. I'm gonna go. This

(01:14:34):
is gonna be tough, but Ifeel like I'm gonna go Mario Kart.
I'm gonna go Mario Kart. I'massuming you means sixty four Mario Kart sixty
four, but I think we getMario Kart right. Well, there's like
ninety seven different versions of it,but the greatest of all of them was

(01:14:56):
sixty four. I'm just saying mylen graphic plays, right. I think
for Mario Kart, you have togo. I think you have to because
it's it's not like a yearly releaseMario sixty four. Fucking uh. At
any moment of any day, ifsomebody goes, you want to play Mario
Kart sixty four, Yes, Ido. Everybody does. Yeah, and

(01:15:16):
I'm gonna fuck you up with bowser. Okay, take a game that revolutionizes
the industry and revolutionize it again.We're going Halo two for my second pick,
adding Dual Wilding in online multiplayer.Just I mean, if you know,

(01:15:42):
you know, they took a perfectgame and made it even more perfect
again the second time around. TheI can't even tell you, like you
said, hours upon hour, hoursupon hours upon hours upon hours of online
playing. It was really like thefirst game where you could get onto Xbox
Live and play with your friends fromdifferent houses. Yeah, that was like

(01:16:04):
you didn't believe it was true.Wait, I don't have to be on
the computer, Like, no,dude, you can play on your your
game with me. You just gottaget eat through that cord. Okay.
And it had a ranking system onethrough fifty, so you could definitively say
who was the best among your friends? Yeah, I was second. Good.

(01:16:30):
It was funny eyes so many sleepovers, staying up till four am playing
Halo. All right, Bobby,you got two here. I'm gonna go
with the one that brought sixty fourbit to gaming, Mario sixty four.
Yeah, that's a good one.I was trying to side beside between that

(01:16:51):
and uh Mario Kart, because Iknew I had to take Mario on one
of them. But that was whereyou could you could see the three sixty
version of Mario's head. It wasn'tjust the side version of it anymore.
That is another game that like ifyou're around me and Pat's age group.
I don't know if you played ittoo, but like if you read Me
and Pat's age group, that wasthe first game you got with your Nintendo

(01:17:12):
sixty four. When Nintendo sixty fourcame out, everybody played all the levels
on it. My wife has onher Nintendo Switch, she's got Mario sixty
four on it. I've still neverplayed it, really, I know,
right, I just I wasn't.I didn't have a sixty four. I
used to play the shit out ofMario one, two and three in Super
Mario World, but I never hada sixty four, so I didn't play

(01:17:33):
that one. So something about Marionot being a side scroller put me off.
But yes, iconic game, allright, Already at that age you
were like, oh, they're changingit too much. I would, dude,
I've said it forever. I've beensixty five since I was sixteen years
old. Apparently my third pick,I'm gonna go with Legend of Zelda.

(01:17:55):
I'll come enough time. I knewit was coming eventually. Really, you
could put there's like five different Zeldasyou could put on this list. It's
like that's the best one, though, A gerand of time was easily the
best. One wasn't even close.All of them are pretty good, but
Dad was like the first one,it's gonna be hard to beat. My

(01:18:18):
next pick as a value pick,I was hoping it would make it to
the third round. No, thatwould be funny if I just did Halo
Halo, Halo, Halo h No. I am going Red Dead Redemption two
and my opinion, the greatest Ulike single players, multi or non multiplayer
video game of all time. IStory Mode. Yeah, endlessly replayable.

(01:18:46):
I'm replaying it right now for mysixth seventh run. Th I don't know
what it is. You can youget one hundred and twenty to like three
hundred hours of gameplay out of everytime you do it. Every time you
play it, you find more shitin the world. Like on Reddit,
there's still constantly people posting like,is anyone found this six years seven years
later? Whatever it is, it'suh, it's just so great, all

(01:19:14):
right. So it's two for mehere, mm hmm to finish it off.
Damn, there's a lot of choices, a lot of choices here,
but a SAMN to go Super SmashBros had to be on there. Get

(01:19:35):
your Serious Smash Bros. Wait,wait, I think this is another one
where you gotta pick one. Idon't even know what the like. Where
is the first one? Sixty fourthat's it's just like Mario Kart Super Smash
Ros. Sixty four is the bestone people, because there's not nine million
fucking characters. You got the mainguy, you got your falcon punch.

(01:19:56):
Yeah. I was always I wasalways Samos. My brother could play with
Sammons. I could not. You'redragon. Pull them to the feeling of
landing a falcon punch when falcon punchis being yelled across the screen and they
know it's coming. There's a fewthings in life compete. Yeah yeah,
Zuga Smash Bros. And then Callof Duty Mine Warfare called Duty Mine Warfare,

(01:20:24):
the original one, Yeah yeah,the o g one. That that's
the one that really established Call ofDuty as like the best game franchises,
like the first three that came outreally good, and they were all World
War two. That one came out. It brought it to the modern world.
Oh god, it was so itwas so beautiful. Now do you

(01:20:48):
pat for your last pick? Anotherjust insane value. I'm going Pokemon Red
from the original one hundred and sixtytwo Pokemon. If you had blue,
you were a fucking scrub. Youhad to have Pokemon red red. It
was a red guy one one fiftyone. Sorry, wait, was it

(01:21:11):
Mew two one fifty two? No, Mew was one fifty one. So
Mew two is one fifty two,one fifty Mew would muse right right,
Mew comes before mewtwo. That's howhe's got two in his name. He's
the one after it. Are yousaying you two is one fifty one and
Mew is one fifty No, it'sit's the opposite. I'm a fucker.

(01:21:33):
We're getting to the bottom of thisright now. Mewtwo Pokemon number. Wow,
he does that? Mewtwo is onefifty and Mew. If this is
how it is, I'm gonna befucking pissed off. Yeah. Do you
not remember the movies and the gameslike they did that all hm and Mew

(01:21:54):
is one fifty one? Is Mewtwo? What is the second version of
Mew? That's why he's Mew two. Yeah, So why is he one
number before me? Because they didn'trecognize me, So so it goes Mew
two then Mew. That doesn't makesense is okay, well, Original one
whatever, Yeah, Pokemon radit okay. Last that was gonna be my last

(01:22:23):
pick. Admittedly, now I hadto. I gotta scramble. Yeah,
there there are so many here,Like I don't know, Like should I
go something like that's modern? ShouldI stick with classics? What do you
love the most? Have you pickedyour favorite video game already of all time?
I don't think I have. Imean, I'm gonna all right.

(01:22:47):
This game also revolutionized like the zombiegenre. I'm gonna go Resident Evil four.
I was never into the Resident Evilgames, but I respect them.
They're scared. Yeah, that's whyyou're scary. I don't want to be
Friday night. I don't want toplay that in the middle of the night.

(01:23:10):
This might be the juiciest honorable mentionedone we'll ever have. Give us
a rundown of what we paid,all right, So recap our mock draft
of video games on this week nineof mock Draft season. Robert has Grand
Theft, Auto five, Mario sixtyfour, The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina
of Time, and Resident Evil.For Pat has Halo, Halo two,
Red Dead, Redemption two, andPokemon Red. I have GoldenEye Double O

(01:23:34):
seven, Mario Kart sixty four,Super Smash Bros. And Call of Duty
Modern Warfare. These are pretty interestingto see where the voting goes on this.
I'll put this up Thursday around aroundthree o'clock and you can vote until
about Friday at five or six.So go to our Twitter at pass eight

(01:23:54):
pie and that's where you can votetomorrow or Thursday when whenever you're listening to
this. Ottoa mentioned time Tony Hawk. I was really trying to choose between
Tony Hawk's pro Skater or calla doutyModern Warfare, because I feel like the
amount of times I put it onTony Hawk as a kid was way more
than call of Duty, even thoughI put a ship such a call of

(01:24:16):
duty, but I feel like Ihad done too many of the old school
ones. And then also there's justthe Mario ones. Super Mario World,
No one took Mario Party was alsoto Mario World was just another level of
great the Mario Parties. Yeah,I'm surprised Robert didn't take Last of Us.
I thought that's where I was.I was thinking of taking Last Us,

(01:24:39):
but I'm not sure how many likeour listeners have played it Sonic.
Those Sonic games were great back inthe day. The original Red Redemption was
amazing. I guess you can gomoder, Minecraft, Fortnight. You know
those are big ones, but theyweren't big for me, so I didn't
pay to take them. Tetris great, dude, Snake Snake would have been

(01:25:03):
like Snake fucked if you took Ifyou're looking at a mock draft of video
games and somebody had Snake on there, for you vote for that for?
Do you vote for that for?I mean, play literally other game besides
Snake, all of the Batman arkand games, Arkham City, uh or

(01:25:27):
was it Arkham City, Arkham Asylum, and then Arkham Knights. Those were
all fucking phenomenal modern games. Inever played it, but World of Warcrafts
that took the world over for awhile. Yeah, it was the Fortnite
before Fortnite. Donkey Kong Country wasa personal favorite of mine, and on

(01:25:50):
Donkey Kong, Doom Doom, Dukenukeom shout out to Duke newkem all time
video game name the Metal Girl,Solid Games? What was this one?
Final fantasy game? Star Wars Knightsof the Old Republic, Star Wars battle
Front and Battlefront two. Those wereoutstanding video games growing up. Shout out

(01:26:15):
to all the modern ones that they'vebeen making, to all the Star Wars
games. They don't fuck up.They make great game. God of War.
I'm not a PlayStation guy, soI didn't have it, but God
a War needs to be mentioned.I had that on my list. I
didn't know how many people played itthough, Hogwarts Legacy, Howard's Legacy,
I'm like, it just keeps gettingbetter. To Robert, it's great Mortal

(01:26:39):
Kombat. What are you in thehouse yet, Gryffindor did you pick or
did you let it assign it?I picked it? I picked it.
What did they sign it to Originally? I think you were a helpful I
think so, yeah, yeah,you hlf of puffs wearing Gryffin rubbs.

(01:27:05):
No, I think Robert would belike a raven Claw. He's a little
dark and series. He's off tothe side, not getting I can see
raven Claw too. I can seeraven Claw two. Pokemon Yellow. Just
because you got to play the show, we got Pikachu hanging out with you,
then kind of the show kind offucking sucked with Pikachu being the main

(01:27:29):
one you dude, Pikachu's the shipScharmander would fuck up Pikachu every day.
Nah, yeah, no, no, not if you have the right Pikachu
dude. But Diablo to That wasanother one that was like the only computer
game I ever really played, notcounting like the early ones like Lemmings and

(01:27:49):
due Backyard Baseball. That would havebeen good. Shout up Pablo Sanchez,
A fucking god. What was theone that I saw the other day?
They had some dude who was PeteWheeler. No, there was some kid
his name was I think Mohammed orAchmed or something. Some streamer was playing

(01:28:12):
it and someone in the chat goescheck his birthday. Take a guess what
it was, nine eleven. Itwas nine eleven. We're trying to tell
us, dude. I'm scrolling throughthe list of games right now and just
seeing the cover art Tony Hawk proSkater two, it gave me a little
bit of a chubby. So that'sour mock draft of video games. I

(01:28:33):
thought that was a good one,and I was I had to go check
last night before suggesting it to youguys. I was like, I think,
I think we've had to have donethat. And the fact that we
hadn't that a mocked out the videogames, if we hadn't done an honorable
mentions, it would have been funto do video games two point zero next
week and we just can't pick it. You could do that, dude.
We could do an entire draft seasonof just video games and canceling out things

(01:28:56):
you already picked still keep going.That would be funny because then you had
to pick it choose like each week. I don't want to burn this one,
but if yeah that fight pat Philfor a second and tell everybody about
the past ye mercer store while Igo piss and then we'll do the not
cool segment because I have boy,do I have a doozy but not cool

(01:29:18):
for you guys? Oh? Ithought you're gonna say you had a doozy
of a piss on dick that youwere waiting on, which can happen to
but uh yeah, find your wayover to pass the gravy mercy. First
of all, I just want toright away, if you do buy something
and you see that, maybe throwa couple of Epture bucks on there for
Robert the Robert find. You know, we gotta we gotta keep Robert happy
or else he's gonna leave us,and then we won't be happy. You

(01:29:41):
guys will only have me and Alexto listen to, and nobody wants that.
But while you're there, uh,get ready for next year Saint Patty's
Day. Get your shirts now.That way you don't have to worry about
rush ordering it next year. Thatthe clover Dad hat, it plays all
year round. It's a it's agreat hat for golfing, it's just any
summer activities. It's a white soit's not gonna bring too much heat down
on top of your head. Wegot the other tied I blue hats and

(01:30:04):
different colors april ful somewhere. Imean, that's a that's a year round
shirt. It's it's fun. Inthe summer. It's black, so it's
a little bit warmer. In thewinter. It's black so it's slimming.
So if you're not quite ready withyour summer body, you were rocked that
one out, you know. Ithink it makes you look good. I
think Alex and his and his buddieswearing that out camping if it's too hot

(01:30:28):
outside and you just need to mentallyget yourself. The PTG shirt that kind
of it's like a slushy type logo. You know, think, yeah,
that's what they wear. We wererocking the ample fuls somewhere at tableful summer
shirts over the weekend camping. Itwas a big head, big head.
And now that it's summer, makesure you got to cop some of them

(01:30:49):
shorts. It's short weather. Itis officially short season. Over it past
the gravy merg dot com load up. Look cool wool. Everyone'll be that
guy's so cool that girls bathing suits. Robert, we can make past three
bathing suits, right, I thinkwe could. I'm not sure how any
loose so, but I think wecould. If we like, I think

(01:31:12):
we'd sell paddle by twelve. Heguarantees it. I if we're gonna do,
you gotta do a long one anda short one if you can.
If not, just the for theguys ones, the short ones long like
the I'm thinking the long ones,like remember the speed up like pants that
Michael Phelps used to wear where they'relike the full like body. Those were

(01:31:34):
those long pants that are just yeah, they're basically yoga pants. Before yoga
pants are a thing that dudes justswam in, and then they phase those
out and just were like women,these are yoga pants which made Maybe when
that do they have like a onepiece of women's baby suit that no one
would buy? I think they do. Ladies, let us know we can

(01:31:56):
get makes that one. Say bringthe gravy. Gravy lady, We'll just
have splotches of gravy all over it. You know. Oh yeah, it's
like like gravy. Just spray iton you. It won't look it dots,
but it's a little spots of gravy. It definitely will. Everyone loves
poka dots. Who doesn't love polkadots? Yeah, but more we'll put

(01:32:18):
up. We'll do a summer releasein a little while, when it gets
close to the summer, we'll doa nice little summer merch drop. But
go get your all the stuff yousee in the store right now. Again,
we always tell you that this islike we don't ever put anything behind
the pay well, we're not gonnado a Patreon or anything. Asked you
a subscription if you want to supportthe podcast. This is the best way
besides wear them out, besides sharings with friends. Hey, check out
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(01:32:40):
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that's a cool dad had aut Whatyou get a past gaymerch dot com.
Go wear that around all the timeand shout out to Brandon Davis Texas cat
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you got the dad hat. Butbut yeah, Past grey Merchant is the
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that's not cool? All right?If you got it not cool? You

(01:33:28):
know something you want to vent about, just anything that makes say, hey
man, that's not cool. Youstub your toe, you get stabbed in
the tow. Both are varying degreesof not cool, but you can raigh
in with any of them, andwe will we will talk to you about
them. So let's get right intoit. We'll start off with let me
start off with Ashley Wilkins. She'sat Buster Healer Mix. I didn't put

(01:33:49):
this on a sheet, but Isaw she sent it in. She sent
it in later. She said,my husband got an inspector to come to
his new business location so that hecould get an operating permit, but they
wouldn't give it to him because thebusiness is not operating yet. So basically,
you need to be in business toget a permit to allow you to
be in business, so fucking government. To get a business operating permit,

(01:34:17):
your business has to be currently operating. But you can't operate unless you have
a business operating permit. And youalso can't get a business operating permit without
the business currently being operated already.I think they just gave you a green

(01:34:38):
light to do crime. Yeah,you can do anything. Oh hey,
you know what. I tried tooperate schedules, but you told me I'm
not allowed to serge. You wouldjust let us use like this chop shop
we unhop not chop shop. Notchop shop, definitely not chop shop.
Definitely not a chop shop, rightpat definitely not definitely not not like obviously

(01:35:02):
from barbecue place. I think it'sthat there is it's already. I've been.
I've been. I've been to thechop house and chop shop. I
think he's not running a chop shop, but I'm just saying like, hey,
you know, maybe we can makea little extra money on the side,
you know, on the evenings andthe weekends. If he wants to

(01:35:24):
get in with Frankiocho and the boys, I'm sure we could. You know,
we got some other aven who's abusiness we could go if this uh
you know white It's so called governmentof yours is failing to make sure that
the business is going right. Igot a guy named Frankiocho. He and
his associates might be able to greasethe wheels up there in the government.
So why don't you get Frankie acall him and the boys will get on

(01:35:47):
this. Ashley, tell Sergio wesaid, what's up, and then tell
them that tell them that Pastor GAVI'sPastor GAVI's on your side. And we'd
like to also find a way touse the shop. Maybe we could use
the shop for a therapy session podcast. Oh, shop talk, chop talk,
Yeah, get a barber in there. We'll just like like this is

(01:36:09):
the Bonds podcast us. It'll befunny to do the therapy session where like
instead of a couch they're laying on, you just put them on the thing
that they like the lift the carsup on. And then we'll call it
the shop talk. We'll come andwe get chopped barbecue eat while we talk
to you while we're in a choppedand our hairs getting chopped off too.

(01:36:33):
We'll work it out. We'll workit out. But yeah, actually that's
the bullshit. And like when whenyou got to go through like red like
just like red tape and just jumpthrough hoops like that and you're just trying
to make money to feed your familyand ship like that's that stuff infuriates me
in fact that yeah, could notget an operating permit because his business was
not operating. But businesses can't operatewithout an operating permit. If if your

(01:36:59):
rules conflict to one another, youdon't really have a rule. So yeah,
I think you should just open theshop. Now we'll go, we'll
go solid. Not cool, actually, so really you want to start with
let's go to our next one.Sorry I'm moving around because actually it was
just on Twitter and not our sheet. This is from Jordan Welch at j

(01:37:20):
Underscore Welch two seven nine five onTwitter. Oh, by the way,
Ashley was at Buster Healy mix onTwitter if if I had not given her
off, But Jordan is at jUnderscore Welch two seven ninety five, and
Jordan says he's not cool is thatI have a leak in one of my
bedroom windows, and during the thunderstorm, water kept coming into the top when

(01:37:41):
I was trying to sleep, irritatingand annoying. Hopefully it gets fixed soon.
Was top of the window just yeah, just anytime you're like, oh,
no, we've been infiltrated by anysort of water, it's just it's
never a good sign when it's leakingfrom a window. It's not like a
leak in the roof where you canjust put a bucket underneath it, and

(01:38:01):
then you get the drip, dripdrip, which is actually kind of soothing.
That's just leaking water that just destroysshit, and you can't put a
bucket underneath that because buckets around Yeah, you don't go flush to the wall.
You're just gonna like throw some towelsdown there and be like, I
hope it doesn't soak through completely untilI wake up. Yeah, that's a

(01:38:21):
solid that cooled it that sucks.I know that there was a pretty bad
thunder store last week. I thinkit was the week the Wednesday when we
would have normally been recording but Te'sand Peas Jordan and hopefully that got fixed.
Dude, Ray Mundo, being avitas at k Mundo B on Twitter
says, is that cool is payingtaxes? Fucking government? Yeah? Man,

(01:38:42):
well you know, I mean itdid suck. I had to pay
mine. That's so it's an everyfour year thing. So next next Olympics.
You know, this is this iswhy we get to enjoy the Paris
Olympics. Just remember when we're watchingall that, that's all of our hard
heart earned money. So thank youeverybody. I feel like whoever wins the
Olympics should get money from the othercountries, and that also towards our taxes.

(01:39:03):
I would also we win it everytime exactly why. I think that
if we were not, I wouldnot say that was a good rule.
But we should get money from othercountries just because like we also like ship
out money too, so like maybewe should get a little back. Oh
what's going on? You Yankees?Yankees were tied and the top of the

(01:39:24):
ninth and they just did the thingwhere it gets stuck in the weird angle
of the ballpark in Toronto. Igot stuck right past the third baseline,
just shot out and everybody else wasrunning to the other side. So it's
a whole whole scramble. Three runsjust scored. Aaron Judge finally got a
hit. That's cool. I thinkI think I'm batting about as well as

(01:39:46):
Andrew Aaron Judge right now. Yeah, I'm just good to see some So
that's one of the few fun thingsabout the shot. I'm sorry. I
know, I know you guys don'tlike it when I I know you guys
don't like it when we interrupt totalk about baseball games that you will have
already heard the outcome of by it. They're here for the ride, man,
We're we're driving. But yeah,dude, pay taxes. That sucks.
Just enjoying the Olympics Now those areours and you can just do it.

(01:40:09):
I do get a job that doesn'tpay you enough to have Taxi stay
taken away from you. There yougo, I get money back. That's
brilliantlot though, Yeah, I know, see that was the thing, like
I the last couple years, Ithink away. So then like the last
week and a half, my parentshave asked me like four times, did
you do your taxes? And everytime I was like yeah, But then
it throws that seed of doubt inyour mind, like funk I did them

(01:40:31):
so long ago? Did I actuallydo that? Was that last year's taxes?
I hard them because I actually Iused to always, even though I've
always got money back, I usedto wait. But now I'm like,
oh, more money, and Ido it right away, like, ah,
bills, Now I can buy somedumb shit this month because this is

(01:40:51):
all going to bills. Ah.But yeah, just yeah, four more
years, I do it again tojust sleep well known that last listener viewers
submitted not cools from Alexis Garcia atAlexis Texas Underscore on Twitter, and Alexis
says her not cool is reaching myusage cap for chat GPT and having to

(01:41:14):
write emails for myself? Isn't theirwhole stick a AI system that can do
anything? And now they're like,yeah, but there's a cap on it.
Fuck you? Well, did shepay for chat GPT? She's gonna
use the cap. I think youhave to pay for chat GPT right,
also bad, alexis, No,that's bad. You're helping the robots learn.

(01:41:42):
We don't want to. We don'twant to teach the robots. But
I didn't put Ai taking Over theWorld back as a comeback kid. But
Boston Dynamics came out with another robotthat just is psycho and you just it's
bad. I tweeted it out.I just said, nope, but chat
GPT, but you probably have tohave like a premium thing. Maybe that's
what she reached a cap on whereshe can't keep sending emails. Is anybody

(01:42:03):
just sending emails with chat gpt?Robert A using chat GBT to send emails,
I'm not that's brilliant though, Like, oh, I don't have to
talk dumb people. You're not eventalking to anybody. Yeah, but you're
corresponding dumb people. You're making yourselfuse brain usage on it. When you
can just find a business way tosay no and you write that and then

(01:42:27):
chat GBT gives you a thing,find a business way to say no,
but also make it a seven pageemail. Okay, And that's what maybe
everybody else is using chat GBT becauseI get so many of those emails when
like this doesn't it. I don'tcare about this. An email should be
a paragraph tops and not a bigparagraph. I mean a regular book paragraph,

(01:42:53):
three sentences, four tops. Done. That being said, I have
really no experience with emailing back forpeople because I've never really had to in
my business. I'm bad about itonly on rare occasions. I can't imagine
actually having to use email for myjob. Eail likecent of jobs and needs
you to, but it just feelsexhausting. Text me, we'll get it

(01:43:15):
done. So much I look atmy text I don't look at my email.
Hey, I have night. Ihave nineteen thy sixty nine unread emails.
Nice. Nice, I got twentyseven hundred. I haven't mosted them
in a couple of weeks. Mostof my most of min are spams.
We're just talking about how bullshit aboutyou unsubscribe from every fucking mailing list,

(01:43:36):
but they still just keep sending youshit. Yeah that button doesn't do anything.
Ha ha, gotcha? Like whatthe fuck? Like if a I
can do one thing that'll help theworld filter out spamming emails, Yeah,
they're probably making the spam emails.I would if of these seven hundred emails
I bet you two thousand of themat least are things that I've previously unsubscribed

(01:44:00):
from, Like the only ones thatreally need are bill confirmations and no,
it's always fucking Papa John's do itfucking Tuesday deal that we've done every day
for six years. Okay, thanks, Neat probably have a fucking blockbuster one

(01:44:21):
in there somewhere, who knows.So, yeah, don't don't use chetchibt's
bad. Don't you don't do it. We don't need to help you anymore.
Take it's don't don't. But yeah, I guess that sucks. You
get to write emails now. I'mbad about write. I'll respond to emails
at work, but i'm bad atlike when I leave work, there's people

(01:44:41):
that will be like, yo,I seen you an email last night,
Like, yeah, I didn't checkit last night. That's not my work
time. I check emails when I'mworking. Sometimes i'll check it, but
a lot of times I didn't,And then entire weekends I'll just not check
it and be like, you useit. Yeah it was Saturday. I
don't know what you were doing onSaturday, but I was not working.
That's how I am too. I'mnot gonna check them when I'm working.

(01:45:04):
You thought I was gonna be like, fuck, let me drive back home
real fast from this cookout I'm at, and then let me go and do
this thing for you because you saidyou needed it Monday. Okay that I
guess that is what makes emails betterthan just text because you can ignore them.
But see, whereas I it,they'll be like, hey, what

(01:45:25):
about this. I would just textback and be like, yeah, I'll
get you that on Monday. Yeah, it's your problem, not mine.
Don't make it mine. I'll helpyou on Monday when I'm being paid to
help you. Who is doing Whowants to go first? I will?
Oh well, I can run throughmind pretty quick. So Friday, as

(01:45:47):
I was leaving work, I gotI had my backpack on my shoulder.
I opened the door. I kindof start to sling it off my shoulder,
but then I dropped my backpack andmy laptop is in there. It
didn't break, but the corner ofmy laptop fell squarely right on top of
my big toenail. That hurts likea son of a bitch. I'm all

(01:46:12):
happy, my week's over, I'mall done. Bam, that sucked balls.
You don't have your steel toe restaurantboots. Why the fuck would I
have steel toe boots. I workin a restaurant. I don't work at
my instruction site. No, nonslip is required, non slip steel toe
should be required. No, whyam I gonna add extra weight to my
foot? I'm not steel falls onyour teeth. There's no steel or plates

(01:46:35):
and stuff, you know, Yeah, or knives? Ever heard of knives?
Pat everybody. I fucking hope theydo. And if they land on
my foot, so be it.But and ten years of the restaurant,
nothing has cut my foot yet,So now yet I know that add dude,

(01:46:56):
Well, it hasn't happened, soI'm sure it's gonna happen tomorrow.
Uh. That sucked. And thenmy other one is, I'm pretty sure
there's raccoons that live underneath my bedroomin the ceiling slash floor, depending on
what, like que raccoons? Doyou need a cute though? Probably?
I mean I hear the me meme, me, me mean like,
so, I'm like, this isnot the raccoon. Because I googled,
I wasn't sure. Maybe it waswith possum, So I googled what possums

(01:47:18):
sound like the noise that came outof my computer is not the noise that
I'm hearing from the ceiling. Butit's also kind of annoying when I'm sleeping
and I hear or it's late atnight and I'm trying to go to bed
and I hear scurrying. So there'ssomething there. I don't know. I
like the word scurrying. I feellike it's a raccoon because I feel like
the sounds that I've heard from raccoonson TV are very similar to these sounds.

(01:47:42):
Do you have a window that goeslike? Would they be able to
reach your window from inside my floor? No? Like, but they're under
the house. Can they get outfrom under the house? Probably? I
don't think. Dude, there's somewherethat they're getting in and out of.
I don't fucking know what it is. So we got to contact the landlord
and be like, hey, canyou kill these rodents? No, just

(01:48:04):
set out a bowl of cheerios,though, because I want to see him
with their little hands the cheerios likepeople. That's funny. I would love
to do that. I do thatone time, and then I'll go this
way. Cotton candy in a bowlof water next to it because and I've
seen the video they're doing that andthe spears and they just get confused like

(01:48:26):
monkeys with magic. That is likewhat the is that? But uh,
I mean, ideally I'd like tocatch one and keep it as a pet,
but it's wild animals, so andthen i'd have to pay for shots
and all that. I don't wantto do that, but I think i'd
be a great raccoon owner. They'revery cute animals, like your sister's dog.
Just be like, I got adog too, and it's got the
hands, so maybe it could stranglethat dog, or just not strangle,

(01:48:50):
but just put its hand over itsmouth when he's parking. Stop. If
I could teach a raccoon to throwpunches, no, not throw bunches,
don't, don't, don't hurt thedog, you just that'd be funny.
If the dog's bar have little hands. If he pops in the nose,
that's even funny. And a littlea little pop in the nose is disciplined,

(01:49:13):
all right. Or a monkey?Did you pay a monkey to just
walk across the room and slap thedog in the face. You have the
raccoon there, dude, imagine havinga raccoon and a monkey as pets.
What a fucking combo that would be. Dude, do we need to just
get this? Do we need tojust man this like fox doing to be
a Foxhole guy? This big andwe'll have Randy Newman sing the theme song,

(01:49:34):
do you Monkey? We'll take careof the stitch, we'll cap,
we'll capture him, pop will catchand release. But like, can we
like we can chill with him fora day, Like we'll bring him into
the cage and then like go getlunch and it's like chill with him.
I feel like wild raccoons are notthat chill though, But if we got

(01:49:56):
McDonald's then we gave him a Frenchbride that he'd be pretty chill, Like
hey buddy, Uh, it's gotto start with an r Ralph was the
first one that the Rocky the Raccoon. Yeah, yeah, it's Beatles song.
Oh I like it less now that'sthe Fortnite Raccoon. Rufus Rufus the

(01:50:19):
Raccoon would be great, but hiswhole name would be Rufus Waynwright the raccoon
named after Rufus Wayne Uncle Rufus.Yeah. Okay, so where to just
get a rock again. Yeah,but the worst might might have to get
a raccoon crawling on top of thePGG logo tattoo. Yeah, that'd be

(01:50:44):
saying, well, maybe we getmaybe we go with the raccoon to get
a tattoo, and then we geta tattoo. Frankyo, we just have
nine layers to this fucking stupid bitwe're doing. So you came with a
raccoon. Yeah, we get we'reall getting tatooed. It's cool he's tame,
and then like you also that he'snot tame at all. Hold me

(01:51:05):
to this. I might have towork a catering on Saturday, and if
I do, it's gonna be goodmoney. Make me like, maybe Sunday
we have to go get tattoos becauseI'll because I'll have tattoo money. I

(01:51:25):
mean, not right away right there, the next Sunday, actually the next
weekend, because he won't pay mefor a week if I do this catering.
Hold me to it. We haveto go get these fucking tattoos.
Yeah, we're else. We're gonnakeep pushing it off. We gotta do
it by football season, just likethe jersey last year for our football season.
We're gonna fucking get tattoos the daybefore the season. You realize this,

(01:51:46):
Yeah, we're gonna do the podcaston a Wednesday, run out,
get tattoos. I'd be cool withthat. Wait, that won't work because
you gotta edit. Fuck all right, Well we'll play it better, figure,
But yeah, those are not cool, Robert. What you got just
to start to this baseball season,particularly for the Astros. It's just that

(01:52:12):
idea. I thought. It's justit was kind of cool this year.
Dude. It's like there's no worryingyet. No I don't know. I
know, but it's like I can'tbe like all excited about it, you
know, I can't. I can'tbe like, oh, the Ashers are
leaning the West again. I haveto be honest. I feel though,
I have to be like, holdon, guys, it's going to take
a while. Don't pan and takea while. Like we always start slow,

(01:52:35):
we're starting slower for longer. Yeah, but think of it this way.
The crazy thing is all of ourstarters are out and they're pitching well,
but it's our bullpen letting us sitdown. So once all the starters
come back, all the guys thatare pitching, well, are going to
get moved to the bullpen. We'llbe fucking unstoppable. Yeah, I'm not

(01:52:57):
like, I'm not panicking. I'mnot like some of these fans like already
I think anybody should be fired.So everybody on Twitter looks like they're saying,
yeah, people, they're overreacting.That's who they hold. People are
freaking people blaming Joe Espada, like, oh, four of our five starters
are out, but yeah, it'sthe manager's fault and the bullpen is blowing

(01:53:18):
games after I think we're like onein seven when having a lead going into
the seventh inning, you're tired.That seems bad. You guys, give
a lot of ninth run n anyruns I've there this week? Yeah,
a lot of them. But youknow what, it's what we do every
year. Hard start hot and theAstros start shitty. Die. Look at

(01:53:46):
last year and the year before that. What happened last year and the year
before that didn't start good at all? Oh okay, so I guess I
just made that up in my head. Yeah, but by the way,
just book it in the Alcs andmaybe Yankees. If the last seven years

(01:54:09):
have told me anything, it's gonnahappen, right, but the less than
you maybe maybe until it doesn't.Until it doesn't, it will. It's
okay, it's nothing. It sucks. I'm with you, it sucks.
It's not fun. As long asyou learned later than three days ago to

(01:54:30):
stop betting the Ashos every single game, it's going okay. Seems like you
learned that three days now. Yeah, okay, but I've switched onto a
new one, which actually here's anothernot gold add in there. I think
I figured out gambling, which meansthis bet is going to immediately stop losing.
When the White Sox play, justbet whoever they're playing to win by
two runs, like with the A's, and that didn't work. Yeah,

(01:54:54):
it didn't work with the A's.But if you look at all the stats
and the White the White Sox can'tscore runs. And I've won like six
out of the last seven games onthat because they yesterday they lost two to
nothing, but usually they lose likefive to one. They cannot score runs.
They're the worst offense like I've seenin years through this far. In

(01:55:15):
Luis Roberts going down hurt them alot. But yeah, the White Sox
are garbage. They're not a realfranchise. All right, I have a
couple of not cools that I canwrap this up with. First and foremost,
my building that I work in doesnot have stair access on the first
floor. Last week, there wasa power outage in the building. There

(01:55:38):
was a storm and it knocked outthe building's power and I was like,
oh, well, that's cool.They got a generator, I'm sure.
So I got into work and allthe stairs were all the elevators around.
They're like, no big deal,I'll just find the stairs that I've never
seen here before. Ever, it'sa building that's got like double digit floors

(01:55:59):
on it, you have to havestairs. How would you not have stairs?
And we had a security guard sittingthere and I was like, where's
the where are stairs? And she'slike what stairs. I was like,
you know, like to get upto the next Like I work on this
floor. I need to get tothat floor, says the elevator. She's
like, yeah, the engineers ontheir way. And I was like,
right, but I need to getupstairs now, like where are the stairs?

(01:56:24):
And there was not stair access onthe first floor. I was like,
so like if there was a fire. But we got nine to eleven,
like, we're all everybody above usis dead. Well, some of
them could get garage access, andI was like, but if I don't
have access from in the ground,Like how do you not have a stairwell
it goes down to the first floorthat's just easily accessible. There's no way

(01:56:49):
that's legal. That's what I thought. I'm not gonna hear the guards.
So your building has stairs, butthey just want to stop at floor too
as a security. Just go upin the garage and then you have entrances
to the building from the garage,but you cannot walk up from like when

(01:57:10):
you walk into my building from thefirst floor on a stairwell up to the
seventh floor. Work. Yeah,And I was not the only person that
had this problem. Multiple people havefloor to floor in the building because like
Alex I said, there are stairaccess, but it's to the garage,
to the parking garage, right,so like for like the first four floors

(01:57:30):
you can. And then I endedup being able to get to the sixth
floor because I just had to walkthe parking garage and then somebody had somebody
had like just propped open a doorwith a table and that's how I was
able to get in, but likethat was the whole thing, and I
was pissed off and it was raining, and then I got all wet having
to go through a parking garage andit was just that was that was a

(01:57:53):
thing. I was like, ifif we get nine to eleven, we're
dead, Like there will not belike the firefighters, like we'll go up
in the building. That's not gonnahappen in my building. They're liked,
so in case of an emergency,you guys have to leave your building to
go to another building that's also inthe air, and then take that building
down to the ground. Because I'mcalling a parking garage is still that's a

(01:58:17):
building. Yeah, you guys can'tjust go stairs now. It's a poor
design massive Yeah, no, it'sI don't even know how to find the
words with it. That's ridiculous.I really like I always skip out before
the fire drills that they start tofire escape somewhere, not that I saw.

(01:58:40):
I believe I did some some casing. I was trying to find a
way in, but I want tojust wait. They do a yearly fire
drill. I don't know when itis, but next time I want to
wait and like how do we getit? Like, show me, show
me how we get down? Now, show me how wow the thing is?
You don't. I need you tostick around for the fire drill this
next year. There we go.I used to go when they go,
Okay, so we're gonna go downto floor three and then from there we're

(01:59:03):
gonna go out to the parking garage. I need you to be the guy
that goes what if there's a firein front of the exit on floor three?
Oh, you can also go onfloor six. What if there's a
fire there too? Can we justgo down to the ground. No,
at that point you have to jumpout of a fucking window fifteen feet in
the ear what Yeah? So thatis pretty wild. That was pretty wild.

(01:59:24):
Not cool? I thought that was. I was like done, not
cool as over Zone Day last week, spin zone. Maybe you can turn
this into your building is so unsafethat you can get the company to pay
you hazard pay one hundred percent ofthe time. Not bad idea, look
into it. That's all I'm saying, Talk talk, talk to the radio
wizard and be like, hey,hazard pay, I'll see what I can

(01:59:47):
do. So I thought that waslike Wednesday, my my, Noticols already
knocked out out of the way.And then Friday, I went camping with
the boys. I had a coolerfull of booze that I wanted to put
some thin for for the weekend,and so I stopped at a gas station.
I guess side not cool. FuckBUCkies. BUCkies is stupid. I'm
done with BUCkies, man, Ilike you had. They have four thousand

(02:00:13):
gas pumps and not one's available.You walk in, you're just swimming through
people. Not worth it, notworth it. I went across the street
from BUCkies because I couldn't get afucking gas pump, and there were four
gas pumps available right when I walkedin. I went there. It was
fine, it was fine. UhSo, fuck BUCkies. That's a that's
another not cool to throw in there. So because BUCkies is being a piece
of shit, fuck you. Okay, Well, BUCkies didn't let you do

(02:00:36):
right. There's pumps, there isone available. You just don't know how
to fuck there weren't because it's sogreat three it's busy inside. But if
you're not an absolute moron, youjust walk through the fucking crowd. I've
never stood in a line at BUCkiesfor more than let's say a minute in
fifteen seconds. Well, I wascircling those pumps three times, and everybody

(02:01:00):
and their mom just gets in there, get out, and then they fucking
go And then they just walk inthe store for forty five minutes while their
car is blocking a pump the wholetime. Those people are Those people are
pieces of shammas. There were somany people that did that, so many
to discuss BUCkies etiquette. If you'regonna you can't just go, I'm gonna
go into BUCkies, and so I'mgonna put ten on the pump because guess

(02:01:20):
what, when you go into BUCkies, it's not an A B. It's
you're gonna go walk in. You'regonna see some bever nuggets, probably wrap
while you're in there. You know, you should probably go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna get a drink, maybego over to the meat station after
that. Wow. No, No, this is what I do every time
I have to stop at BUCkies andget gassed. I get gas, then

(02:01:42):
I park somewhere else and I goinside and I take a ship. That's
what normal people do. Most peopletBUCkies when there's four thousand pumps. I
would say two thousand of them didnot do that, okay, so then
we need to sort of BUCkies campaigna buckets Fuck that ship, dude,
fuck that ship. So I saidBUCkies, don't I did. I did
on BUCkies because other people are angryand I circled out of there. They

(02:02:03):
last like, you know, fuckthis ship. There's another gas dish,
and I'm gonna go give them mybusiness. I'm gonna give circle k my
business. Being you, I feellike it's okay, was fantastic. You
should have parked right behind somebody thatwent inside and did that and then just
treated them like somebody who doesn't puttheir card away. Oh so you just
want because I'm trying to go onthe camp with my friends, not waste

(02:02:26):
that. And then I was tryingto camp with my friends, not waste
time BUCkies with a bunch of idiots. Who if you're gonna stand and if
you're gonna block a fucking gas tankor gas thing like that, like you're
gonna be an idiot anyway. SoI'm not gonna argue with an idiot because
at the distance people might think I'mthe idiot. It's it's situational awareness that
most people lack. And I'm I'mvery sorry that happened to you, buddy,
but don't take it out of BUCkies. I did, so I left

(02:02:48):
BUCkies and went to a circle Kdown the street, not far right next
door. And when I when Iwent there, I got some ice.
I filled up my cooler. Iwas ready to go, filled up with
gas, and I pulled out,turned down the road, got back on
the freeway and then I noticed asI'm driving that my wedding ring was not

(02:03:08):
off. Now, my I've hadit not cool before where I break out
if I keep like if I swimand stuff, and like if i'm if
I'm I get my wedding ring wetand wear it around with like a wet
finger a lot like it'll like makea it starts calling like a rash.
I got to kind of take itoff whenever I wash my hands and just
put it in my pocket until itdries. I was like, okay,

(02:03:30):
well I got I got my pocketthat I might have washed my hands in.
I didn't. I didn't peel anythingat the gas station, so I'm
I'm good whatever. And I'm feelingin my backup pocket that I usually keep
it and couldn't find it. Ilooked down to see if maybe it dropped.
I looked at my cup holder tosee that. And as I'm driving
down the field, I don't knowwhere my fucking ring is. I know
my fucking wedding ring is. SoI turned around went to the gas station.
I was probably two three miles away, but went back to the gas

(02:03:54):
station, and I had two coolersthat I filled up with ice. But
I got two bags of ice andwas kind of having to like throw ice
in the trash can next to thething to make sure that I had enough
to it fit perfectly and not overflow. And so I was like grabbing into
the bag of ice and tossing itinto the trash can. I guess the
ice made my fingers shrink. Itmade my finger get small with the ice.

(02:04:15):
And so at one point when Imust have been flicking the ice from
the bag into the trash can,it came off and it was on top
of like a soda bottle and abunch of trash in the fucking gas station
trash can. I had to fuckingI saw it. I did see it.
I saw it because it was underice. Oh yes, I have
I still have it. I sawit it was under ice. I could

(02:04:39):
see the little silver ring on it, and I was like, I think
that's it, and I was like, please, be that not something that's
just wet and gross. And soI had to like sift through ice while
I'm trying not to like knock overthe contents of everything, to knock it
all the way to the bottom ofthe trash can. And I was really
close to just knocking the whole trashcan over at one point and then be
like, look, lady, I'msorry I had to get this, but
I was able to like sift throughget it. But like having to fish

(02:05:01):
through a gas station trash can foryour wedding, it's never cool. So
that's been hand sanitized, washed off, rewashed off, and washed again.
But yeah, that was a terrifyingfeeling. And like, pauled you,
Emma, and I told her andshe was like, I still would have
loved you even if you didn't haveyour wedding ring. I was like,
right, but like I lost it, and I was like, I haven't

(02:05:21):
even had it for two full years. What the fuck was I thinking?
So, yeah, losing a weddingring. Never had that happen to me
before, And I was terrifying.I'm glad I was able to find it,
and I can't imagine the fear thatwould have happened if it wasn't I,
if I hadn't been able to findit. Yeah, I I one
time when I was moving out ofan apartment, I accidentally threw my keys

(02:05:43):
into the dumpster. And when Irealized it, like my car keys and
everything too, And I was ableto as soon as I realized, I
ran over in there and I hadto dig a little bit and I found
them. And I can only imaginewhat your level of panic was for your
wedding ring, because I know whatmine was at that time. And like,
and granted Emma is like the chillest, coolest of all time, where

(02:06:05):
she would have just like, yeah, you're an idiot, let's fucking get
you a new one. But stillthat's one of the best not cools I
think we've ever had from that.Like I was like, I was just
like eating a panic attack on theway back, like, please, it's
gotta be there, It's gotta bethere. Maybe it's in a cooler,
but I was on the freeway,so you can't just pull over and dig

(02:06:27):
through a cooler. And I wasworried that what if they empty those trash
cans if I don't get back therefast enough. I hope they're don't they
didn't already empty it or anything likethat. And I got back there,
saw the ice was still the top. It was like, please God,
luckily there was. But yeah,terrifying feeling. Terrifying feeling. And then
I went and just proceeded to getblackout drunk Friday night because I had to
let a full steam. I hadto let a full little steam. But

(02:06:49):
yeah, I thought that was apretty strong, not cool to bring into
the group. Mm hmm. Allright, let's wrap this bad way up
with the answers segment, the preComes decret we the podcast out with.
We gave out conspiracy theories, wepitch business ideas, we pitched some characters.
We ask you to do the samething to us. Ask us throughout

(02:07:10):
relationship advice. We got to actuallyhave a relationship advice question we're going to
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your favorite Robert Barbosa nick name.Is it Bobby Jokes? Is it the
Hog? Is it? Is itBobby Money? Is it big time?

(02:08:13):
Bobby? Yeah, Roberto, justcome up with some nick nameswer Robbit.
Go comment on the YouTube. Youcan comment multiple times. You can comment
multiple times. All right, let'sget into the answer segment. Don't you
just answer the question. Why justanswer the question? You know it's your
big deal. You answer answer it, don't thanks the subject, just answer

(02:08:35):
about frank question, answer an answers, answer any questions, all right.
Our first question this week comes fromQuentin Hughes. He's at Q the Ace
on Twitter, and Quentin says,a customer at work in his mid forties

(02:08:58):
name Tim prefers to go by Timmy. Is there an age where you're supposed
to let that go? What aresome other nicknames that you should go by
as an adult, or what aresome other nicknames they should go when you're
an adult? So he's basically saying, should Tammy think you should go by
Tim not Timmy? As an adult? I think I've I've heard this and

(02:09:20):
I used to agree with that,Quentin. And then there's just some guys
that just look like Jimmy's. Theyjust work like a Jimmy, Timmy,
a Bobby, Like you're a fuckingBobby. You're obviously like look, look
look at right, Roberts a Bobby. I got a Jimmy. But it's
not Jimmy. Why it's j IM M I E. Which I feel

(02:09:43):
like is a little bit more redneckto it, which makes it cool.
Like he used to play catcher atTCU. He's a good old boy.
Jimmy works for that. Couldn't imaginecalling him jim It's it's a it's a
vibe thing. If you're trying tomake fun of somebody, that's an easy
way to, like, you know, shut the fuck up. You're a
grown man walking around going by Timmy. But then sometimes people just look like

(02:10:05):
Timmy's also que Why are you fightingthis every day? You should walk in
and go today. Yeah, butcome on, who doesn't look during the
Timmy yell from South Park? That'scool, That is cool. I would
do that. I guess if you'rea back power ranking like Jimmy sounds cooler
than Timmy. I think I thinkBobby probably sounds cooler. Johnny is an

(02:10:31):
easier like that. Johnny I feellike, doesn't have as much of a
kid connotation as Timmy or Bobby andthem do. Some dudes are just Johnny.
But that's another one. Johnny Simms. I don't know, man.
Sometimes people just call you that yourwhole life and you keep going back.
I think it's weird when you've beenTimmy your whole life and at twenty two,

(02:10:54):
you go, guys, I wantyou to call me Tim. Like
if my friend ever did that,I'd be like, you can go fuck
yourself. Yeah, that's your name. Is your name. You don't pick
your name. You don't pick yournicknames. You can't just one day go
this is what I want to becalled. Unless you move to a different

(02:11:16):
city where nobody knows you. Theymoved to a different state. You gotta
be three thousand miles away. Yougo, this is my name, and
that's what people know. You askwhat people know you as is going to
continue being your name. I'm goingthe wrong name for a long times because
I thought that was their name.You know what. I thought it was
kind of weird, was like,I guess I thought it was along the
lines like the timmy Tim thing.But it's no, it's way weird to

(02:11:37):
me. When people like I knewa guy that was John John. His
dad was John, so they calledhim John John because he had the same
name as his dad. And likeI saw a thing that he had posted
on social media not too long ago, and so he's like, oh,
John John, were so excited,and I was like he still was by
John John, like thirty years old. Like I've heard John John and Jack

(02:11:58):
Jack is like the only examples ofthat. But Jack Jack is weird,
that's ridiculous. But if you haven'tmet, if you met, if you
met like a guy at your restaurant, that was a guy. I'm high.
My name is John John, youwouldn't date. That's kind of weird.
No, when you're an adult,just go by John. I've seen
John John enough. Oh you don't, I'm John John. That like that

(02:12:20):
flows off the tongue too. That'sanother big part of it. It flows
easy. And I've seen other things. Really, the one that pops in
my head is the assistant coach inBlue Mountain State. They called him John
John. That like that works JackJack. That doesn't flow at all.
That's wrong. Like you could callJack jack for like a little like two
year old kid, but after youtalked Jack like Jack is already a great

(02:12:43):
name. It's John a name forjack or Jack named for John. Yeah,
I think so, Yeah, Ithink Jack goes for John. It
would be the same thing. JohnJohn would just be Jack Jack. No.
No, but listen, John JohnJack John John. It's that o
sound, it's it rolls off thetongue. Well, it's easy, pleasant

(02:13:05):
Jack Jack, you got that hard. Ah, that's not a you don't
want to hear that sound twice.I think there should be more Jackson this
world. I feel like that's thename that signed off. It's a good,
strong boy's name. Shout my friendJack Career. He's a real one.
Shout out Jack Bena Jetty. Hewas fine, Jack p. Nimble,
Shout out to him. Shout outJack meehoff, he's a good guy.

(02:13:28):
Always takes care of me. Shoutout Jack o Lanterns, never forget.
Shout out Jack Edwards, the playby play guy for the fucking Boston
Bruins. He's a homer. Bruneshave never done anything wrong in his eyes.
It's fine to listen to Jack.Jack Gleason, Jackie. That was

(02:13:52):
Oh that's all about Jackie. Butsee, I feel like that one works
if you're Italian. If you're Italian, you can go as Jack. If
you're not Italian, you just gotto become Jack. That's the one we're
all draw the line. Hey,I'm Jackie O'Connor. Actually, Jackie O'Connor
sounds good. I'll call my friendJack. We'll have him on the pod

(02:14:13):
next week. Hey jack where doesJames Jackie? I think you have to
be from the northeast Italian Irish allthat ship up there, that that's a
region where you can be Jackie.Everyone's got a nickname. If you're in
California, you can't be Jackie.Then you're we're just gonna say they can
keep it, and then you know, let Timmy keep it. It's it's

(02:14:37):
much weirder to be the guy thatchanges your name and tells everyone to call
you something it is. Yeah,all right. Next question is from Robert
Unrah. Robert you. He saidhe emailed this in and said this is
a relationship advice question. All right, so shout out to Robert. Thanks
for writing in. And Robert says, I started to any girl about a

(02:15:00):
month ago and she wants me tomeet her family. But her sister got
my number and she is telling methat she is cheating and I don't know
what to do. She's all excitedbecause my birthday is coming up. Please
help guys. Also, I've beenlistening to you guys since episode or sixty.
Love listening to the pod. Thankyou, Robert, it's somebody.
Thanks for writing man. So hisstarted dating a girl a month ago.

(02:15:24):
She wants me to meet her family, but her sisters got my number and
telling me that she's cheating. Doyou know the sister or me go meet
the family and get you gotta getthe vibe of it. Maybe it's a
crazy sister, maybe her maybe youryour girlfriend's sister hates your girlfriend and she's

(02:15:46):
just trying to go go meet thefamily. It's been a month, you
know. Some people would say that'stoo soon. Whatever, if you're comfortable,
will go. If you don't haveany suspicions, no need to raise
them. How ready could be hurt? Are you? It's a month and
didn't get that hurt? But no, But I think that's the question you
got ask yourself because you have tobe like, how much do I like

(02:16:07):
this girl? How heard? AmI ready to let myself be hoping that
you don't get hurt all? Buthow heard am I ready to be?
Because if you've already heard that shemight be cheating, you could walk away.
But her sister could be lying.But her sister just reached that out
of the blue, which seems likethere might be a reason for it.
Maybe it's a crazy sister thing.Then maybe you got a crazy family dynamic,

(02:16:28):
which seems like a red flag.There's just a lot of red flags
about this in general. No,no, you don't tell her because then
that creates a rift in the family. That's why you meet the family first,
and you get the vibe of thefamily because this is just a weird

(02:16:50):
dynamic. Do they not all getalong? And if you sense that,
then afterwards you tell her big yoursister has been texting you saying that you're
cheating on me. Just so youknow, if you go, if you
walk in, you get the vibe. The family's just nuts. People have
already said things about the sister justfrom you. Guys are meeting for the
first time. You're like, allright, there's some ship that's out in
the open. Don't what's there's athere's a line from kenned uh don't some

(02:17:18):
long lines. I don't stop trustingsomebody until they give you a reason not
to. Here's what you do.You be like, babe, we should
do her dash and she'd like,all right, like what are you doing
on your phone? And then sheorders her thing, she hands it to
you and then you just go througha text and if she's cheating, then
you just call it off like yoursister is right, you whore, and

(02:17:41):
then you have a cool line likethat. But if not, then you're
good to go. But I wouldbe I would be concerned. Would you
not be very concerned? Though?If your new girlfriend's sister reached to you,
reach out to you out of theblue, that got your number without
you giving it to Hey, shemight be cheat. She's cheating on you.
She's cheating on you. I thinkmy brain go to that's weird that

(02:18:01):
a girl that I've been dating fora month her sister felt it her responsibility
to reach out to a guy thatshe doesn't know and tell her she's cheating
to me. That screams that theseare two girls that just don't get along,
even though maybe maybe you get themin the same room together, and
all that tension just adds up.All that gets added up, and then

(02:18:22):
all of a sudden, everybody's gettinghorny coming off and then you get you.
Maybe you get the sister and yourgirlfriend. Don't I mean that's illegal
sometimes but like not, but again, at least don't give just just just
be cool about it, meet thefamily. If it turns out she is
cheating on you, then fuck her. Sister. Yeah, that's what you

(02:18:48):
should do. Like, if sheis cheating on you, she's a piece
of shit and her sister was niceenough, so then you offer to buy
her or sister dinner as a thankyou, and then you fuck her sister.
Yeah, it's dan in real life. This is the plot of but
Casey's a crazy sister. Forget Isaid all that, you're dating a nice
girl. I'm sure there's nothing toworry about. Families are weird, you

(02:19:11):
know, family, Go meet thefamily. Your common sense will give you
a judgment on what to do next. Yeah, I'd go make the family.
I'd go make the family. Becautiously optimistic, you know, I
would like, yeah, don't don'tnot trust it just yet, but like
be aware, you're aware of yoursurroundings, and then like if anything bad
happens, let us know and we'lljust at least the gravy gang on them,

(02:19:33):
Like, hell, we'll ruin theirlives because we got you. Dude,
You're in the gravy gang. Yeah, I guess give us meet the
family. Please go meet it.Yeah, please give us an update.
Please give us an update. Wewill absolutely share on the podcast if you
give us an update. I'm tryingto think of, like, yeah,

(02:19:56):
just be cautious to the sister,don't tell the sister or anything you don't
want order to tell everybody else,tread lightly. And then also with the
chick, you know, be aware. Yeah, hey, if she did
you a solid to her one,Robert, thank you for listening to pod.

(02:20:16):
Buddy, thanks for listening to thepod. And then if you do
break up with her, or ifyou do break up with her, then
don't play her what we play.Like if it turns out she is cheating,
then like, if she's not cheating, like we knew she could hear
player this part. If she's notcheating, player player me saying this,
pause it and then be like,hey, babe, this is what the

(02:20:37):
guy said. I I went tomy favorite podcast for advice. This is
what we said. Yeah, dude, her sister sounds crazy. I wouldn't
take anything she said seriously. Gomeet your girlfriend's parents, enjoy it.
And now if like it turns outshe was cheating, obviously she didn't hear
this, but she was cheating positiveright now, and then like play this

(02:20:58):
And I told the guys and theyknew, Yeah, that sounds us as
fuck Dude, I think your girl'scheating on you. I would dumper,
I would get rid of the whole, the whole shebang, get as far
away from her as possible. Dude, you don't need this. It's just
like that. It feels like crazybehaving for me to be like, Hey,

(02:21:18):
I'm cheating on this guy, butI'm gonna invite him to meet my
parents after a month. Yeah.No, you talk to me like there's
some weird Yeah, you gotta gomeet the family and and and figure out
the five there. Yeah, Ithink you go meet the family. Hey,
is your sister gonna be there?I want to meet your family?
You know, do you and yoursister get along house it? Or maybe

(02:21:39):
not? That you know a wayto figure that out? Answer? You
gotta, you gotta, you gottafind probing questions. You know how tight
are that? Also, if youhave a close female friend, actually I
was gonna say, ask her becausethey know how to get to the dirt
of everything, but also they thatmight not be the move because then your
close female friend will never trust herregardless. Yep. Yeah. Good good

(02:22:03):
email Robert, Good email Robert,And please give us a follow up,
Buddy, please give a his pop. I hope we helped you all,
but yeah, I would say gomeet the family. Next question we got
is from Brett Brandon. He's ata price, He's at price of a
DJ on Twitter and Brett says,is drinking through a straw the opposite of
snorkeling. Yes, you're breathing waterin instead of breathing air. You're breathing

(02:22:31):
water in wil and air instead ofbreathing air in wil and water. I
know on Twitter I said that,yes, it is the opposite, But
now that I think about it,I got disagree. Straw versus snorkels.
I think a spitball would be theopposite of drinking through the straw because while
you're taking air in through the straw. On snorkeling drinking, you're still taking

(02:22:56):
air in. I think you haveto spit something out out for it to
be the opposite of taking air in. No. I think I think you're
overthinking it because it is the opposiblythe exact opposite of a snorkel. Because
a snorkle, you are in theliquid, drinking in air that is coming
in from the air above the list. Over thought, drinking from the straw,

(02:23:20):
you are in the air, drinkingthe liquid from beneath you and the
link. So it's it's just areverse snorkel. Yes, it's opposite.
It doesn't give you air, itgives you liquid. Yeah, we got
there, We got that. Ioverthought it. That happened, I said,

(02:23:41):
and I mentioned that of love.I was just like, I think
you're over You're getting it. Icould tell. I could tell your wheels
were spending, You're going in adirection. I was like, I think,
I think he just needs to hearit out. Sometimes you don't got
to overthink it all right. Raymundob. Navidez has our next one.
He's that k Mundo B on Twitterand ray Mundo says, do all plant
owner is yell at their plants likeguys do at their favorite football teams?

(02:24:03):
Is it a let's fucking grow situation? Do you have Sam? Did Sam
yell at plants? Do you everhave? I bet Sam doesn't yell at
plants. No, It's more likelike talking to a puppy. So just
frustration. I was gonna say,apologies more likely is what I would figure
out with at least with me,because you just be apologizing to the plants

(02:24:24):
like I'm sorry, I didn't wateryou for the weekend and you're dead now.
I was thinking it would be morelike, come on, why aren't
you growing more? I'm putting fertilizerin, I'm giving you water every day.
Come on. I figured, likeI hear it as more of a
complaint she is. She does talkto him. I know you. I've
seen places say that you're supposed totalk to him because the carbon dioccident.

(02:24:46):
Yeah it is. It's like,oh, look at this cute little leaf
growing in. Oh did you seethis? I gotta give this one a
haircut. Sounds like she's talking toplants the way I talked to dogs.
Who's who is your good fighters?Who's your fighter? All your rose petals

(02:25:07):
are so pretty? I just wantto eat them up. Oh you'll get
so big, aren't you? You'regetting so big? Oh? My,
take you outside? You want togo outside? You you're going side?
Come on? Don't you want toget water? Oh? You like water?
Who is so thirsty? How oftendoes she like pour water in her

(02:25:31):
plants? And she's like, oh, they needed that, they needed that.
They thirsty today? Yeah? Yeah, I like the rabbits like right
around the you should just like quietly, like start filming her like a little
bit, just but it'd be reallyfunny. She's like saying, like Wu
tang lyrics to it, Wu tangplant ain't nothing to fuck with? All

(02:25:54):
right, Wo tang plant ain't nothingto fuk with? They have a wo
tank plant holder? Because if so, I'm buying her that and she has
to call it woo tank plant thefuck? Yeah, Oh yeah, there's
absolutely I'm ordering it. It issixty seven dollars. Hold on, maybe

(02:26:18):
he's not worrying. You're not.You have a pavy all the way,
stop wasting mine. I can Ican build. I can build her a
wo tank plant plant holder. Takea pottery class, make the pot,
and then have Emma right, Wootank plant on the side of it.
That's true. You have a youhave a butt plant though, like a
plant that's in a button pot,sands plants and pants. I'm just fascinated

(02:26:43):
by Sam's She's always She's always wearingcool colors. It catches your eye every
single time. I'm like, oh, what's she going to be on wearing
this time? Oh? She turnedthese she turned these corduroys into red aroys.
It's so funny that you say that. This is why dudes are so
fucking simple and we're just the dumbestcreatures. Every time I see that,

(02:27:05):
oh go ooh colors, that's whatmy brain does, Like I like those
colors together. They're fine. Question. Sands, Plants and Pants, Sam's
plants and Pants. I pitched herto be on my TV show. I
was telling somethy I was. Iwas like, hey, you should talk
to sands, plants and pants aboutthis. Uh. She she was just

(02:27:28):
at plant con I think this pastweekend doing an events blowing up. I
was like, you need to haveher on. She's gonna blow up.
You gotta you gotta get a watch. We'll still talk to you. So
maybe she's gonna get she's gonna geton on a TV show hopefully. Okay.
So opposite of snargling no no,that we already did that. That
was plant owners do. They don'tyell. They don't yell, They just

(02:27:48):
talk. They were talkers. It'smore relationship. Yeah, I would imagine.
It's the opposite of like, go, what are you doing? Raw
o? Mostly like what we do, but they're just like grow, just
keep growing. Good. Question onelast one before we get out of here.
Is from bro Brad at DeLong Dudeon Twitter, and Brad says,

(02:28:13):
I love slash hate squirrels. Whydo they have the need to run into
the middle of the road, stop, change direction, change directions again,
and then get run over? Ruinsmy freaking day. I break for you,
squirrel just keep crossing. They're they'rechaotic. Maybe I have squirrels that
would make more sense. Raccoon maybe. Oh, if you had squirrels,

(02:28:35):
I'll just let weezy out there.We you'll kill them. Yeah, squirrel
hate squirrels. Squirrels are I'm tryingto find the right word. It's not
anarchists, sadists. They don't givea fuck. Anarchists, that's what they
are. They just want chaos,they like. Dude, check it out.

(02:28:56):
I'm gon running from this car.I might die, which so what
or I'm gonna ruin their fucking day. Squirrel time boom boom. Yeah.
And they're so fluffy and you wantto love them. But if you ever
went to Texas State, you knowsquirrels, Uh, they're they're wild.
Oh no, it's only Texas State. It's only Texas College. Every college

(02:29:18):
has these squirrels are so friendly.They just walk right out. No no,
no, no, no, no, that's not what I was saying.
In Texas State. Texas State,they were not friendly. They were
around and they wouldn't attack you.They sure a ship, were not friendly
and they were always fighting each other. Texas State is like battle ground for
like Texas State is the UFC ofsquirrel life. They just wrestled. Yeah,

(02:29:43):
like squirrels. I still love.They're just dumb though. It's just
dumb. They're They're the anarchists ofthe animal kingdom. They just want They're
the joker. They just want KOs. They make good rescue rangers. Chippindale
with chipmunks never mind, you don'tget to claim. And then squirrels.

(02:30:05):
Squirrels fucked up the whole world.Really, if you think about it,
the Ice Age movie, They'll squirrelput that fucking agg in the ice and
he broke away all the fucking continentalice shelves. That's why squirrels are chaotic,
man, They're just trying to geta nut, trying to get in
it. Ever been there else?Fox squirrels, weazy squirrels and in said

(02:30:28):
areas weezy. I gotta say foxsquirrels. I love squirrels. Yeah,
but Weezy doesn't it, and I'mon Weazy doesn't. She's just trying to
protect you. She doesn't understand them. She understands their chaotic nature. That's
why she's trying to keep them awayfrom you. She's a good girl.
She would take out those squirrels ifthere's squirrels under your floor, But raccoons,

(02:30:48):
I would not rather take out ofraccoon. My grandpa's dog used to
love killing squirrels, but he wasyou know, oh, and he was
a hunting dog to him, BrittanyBrittany Spaniel. They're kind of bread to
kill the things. I would saysquirrells just joke because they're dumb. That's
probably the easiest way of the dumb, all right. I am at Alex

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