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April 24, 2024 144 mins
The guys talk about the NFL draft, Taylor Swift, and endless shrimp. They also do a mock draft of sidekicks.

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Bravy Gang Gang Gang Baby, popthe top and lead spread. That's were
listen and to past the grave Gravewe go and fish your for your bitch
today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and link and

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we'll get rich today. Nch bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Bravy. Yeah,
what is going on? Everybody?Happy Gravy Day to you and yours
Past Gravy Episode five hundred and sixtytwo with Alex pat and Robert Bobby the

(00:48):
Hog Barbosa jokes. I'm just gonnause all the nicknames every time. But
what's going on? Everybody? HappyGravy Day. I have some breaking news
everybody. I saw this on apost on face book before we started the
show. Her Or season is comingeverybody, so watch out for the stampede.
Some we posted that on their Facebook. I now have an even stronger

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want to just stay inside and notgo outside. So thanks for that.
You're turning me into a hermit withthe stupid shit you bring me. Like,
girl, you're a five foot fourwhat what stampede? Am? I
worried about what you're doing. Idon't I just don't understand. Like,
man, you know this time.It's hei ski season, that's when the

(01:37):
fish are flopping, it's cancer season. Go to the doctor because I'd rather
have that than deal with you.Yeah, I don't know. It's weird
that like when you're when your personalityis just your astrological sign, like that
is, we don't need to gotoo deep into that the whole like,
oh I'm a I'm a Mercedes.Oh no, that I'm such a klutz.

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I mean, it's one thing ifit's just like you're into it for
fun, you just find you know, just fucking around. But you know
the people that actually like believe it, you're you're a fucking psychopath. You're
you're just looking for an easy outto excuse your shitty behavior. I didn't
have the right crystals out last night. Uh it was only a waxing moon

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and I had my blue crystals out, and I should have had my red
crystals out. And what that doesis throws all of my chakras out of
alignment. And that's just why I'mnot being I'm not very productive today at
work. It's not because of likeme not doing my work, It's because
my chakras are off because they putthe wrong crystals I was like, shut
the fuck up, Crystal and getback to work. I can't stand it.

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You're talking about loos instead of insteadof fucking facts and shit. Happily,
I don't work with anybody that doesthat shit anymore, or at least
they don't talk about it because Ithere used to be some girls that worked
at the restaurant, and man,I just had be a dick to them
every time I walked by them andthey were talking about it. I didn't
want to, Robert, but youknow, I'm a cancer, so I

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couldn't help it. That's true.Great point. They do say that about
cancers. They do say that that'sa very common thing about cancers. Nobody
wants that's nobody wants one around.I know. Yeah, so that's really
all I get. That's I don'treally know what else student to do with

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that, but just shout out toher Taurus. This season is coming,
so get ready, boys, andif you have to deal with somebody that
does that ship, I'm very sorryfor you. I really wanted to just
ask and be like, are youin your period? Are you gonna get
your period? Of that? Thatmeans that's the Stampede to tell me believe
in Norse mythology. If they bringit up, Oh yeah, it's just

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as likely to be true. Whatelse we got today? Okay, I
got some more stuff. Oh yeah, we got a fun show. We
got a fun pod. We're talkingabout T Swift's. I got some fun
fan comeback stories, fashion, footballfashions, back and the weekly or bi
weekly Alex just pointing out how robotsare gonna kill us all. Then we're

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gonna wrap up mock draft decision.Maybe wrap up mock draft scism with a
mock draft of sidekicks before telling youit's not cool and answering your questions.
Since we're in the pre comp segment, I just would like to voice my
opinion on something that I had.Not a fight. I would say it
was an argument with my wife aboutsway say it right, you're what my

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wife? My wife. He's talkingto my wife. So we didn't have
a fight. It was just anargument that I think we got into because
she doesn't understand the cake does notgo back. Cake doesn't ever go back.
I don't care how long it's beensitting out, like until it's got

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mold on it, cake is notbad. It becomes less good. Over
time. But my wife was givingme shit because I was eating a cake
that had been in the fridge forlike three weeks, and she's like,
that cake's old. What are youdoing. That's bad. I'm like,
no, it's not. It's beenin the fridge. It's fine. It's
got eggs in it. It's goteggs that have been cooking, cooked,
They're good. Cake is delicious.It was a great cake. It was

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a strawberry cheesecake that had been leftover from a baby shower and just sitting
in there, I was crushing itand there was so much cake that it's
just lasted like another week. AndI was just like, invite to the
baby shower. But okay, Ididn't either. I crushed a baby showers.
Dude. Yeah, it was morelike a female I'm kidding baby shower.

(05:39):
Most of them are only me andmy friends made it. The guy
of it. But cake doesn't getbad at all. Yeah, if it's
got mold on it, probably don'teat it. But you could also just
cut the mold off and then eataround it and that would be fine.
Cake is once he made a cake, Cake is good for him. It
goes a little stale in the fridge. But stale doesn't mean bad. That

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doesn't mean bad. It's not asgood, it's still good though. It's
like pizza, it's still on topof the stale bread, icing right away,
last, forever, sugar great.It doesn't always it's in the fridge.
You're fine. Yeah, even ifit's not. As long as it
doesn't have mold on it, cakedoesn't go bad. And also explain to

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her that it's okay if you eatit and get sick. She's not.
She can't though, because she's gotsomeone inside her. You'll just poop your
pants, which you know you're overduefor. Come on, it's been a
few years. Yeah, three fouryears, street, so you're about do.

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Pretty proud of myself, honestly,I mean not even like I've had
close calls, but no, likeeven like I gotta check. But yeah,
just I'm glad you were with youon that. I'm the same with
pizza to like, if I ordera pizza and I don't finish that pizza
and I set it out over andout of the counter, my wife's like,
no, we can't eat that.What are you talking about? It's
been sitting out all night, Andlike, yeah, I get that you
work in food service and you workat a bakery, and you probably you

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know you were bakery standards. Butwhere I'm from, we eat pizza that's
been sitting out all night. It'sfine. It's pizza. Yeah, I
mean, one day ain't gonna killyou. And if you're eating pizza that
was left out, you're gonna eatit all anyway. Robert, do you
think cake goes bad? How long? Did you say? It was up

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for three weeks in the fridge,in the fridge. Even if it was
in the fridge three weeks, noway, it was still good. That
cake didn't have mold thrown out?Alex, did you have the ships like
two weeks later? That get theships? Even if you did get the

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ships a little bit, it's worthcake. He's me light, He's got
to preserve that streak, you know, pup in the pants. I think
he took too much of a risk. Maybe eating three weeks old cake is
like the way to perfect that whereit's like, hey, I just got
to keep introducing it to my body, like how pat always is, Like
I just constantly am drunk and thenmy body doesn't know if I'm sick because

(08:09):
it's like are you sick or areyou drunk? I don't know. If
I'm just constantly eating just whatever,then my body's like, ah, explain
it. Here's a spin spin zoneyou can use too, and it'll let
Now you can use this to eata lot of questionable foods. Thank you.
Just tell her that by eating thisstuff that might be a little bad,
you're building antibodies that you can thenpass to your daughter, so she'll

(08:31):
be healthier as a baby that's alreadyin the womb. No, I'm saying,
but like he's he's building these upfor the next couple of months,
so when she's born, she'll bearound him, she'll get the antibodies as
well that he's you know, donefrom eating all these questionable foods. Yeah,
you're doing it for the health ofyour daughter, because I love her

(08:52):
and my family. I think youcan sell that to Emma at least enough
to where she'll be like whatever.Robert, Also, what about this,
Hey, I could go buy anew cake. You know what that does?
That takes money in my pocket,possibly money on my kids pocket.
Maybe they're college fun huh. Maybeshe wants to go to college or a
trade school, which I would alsolove to start a fund for She's not

(09:16):
getting that. If I'm spending moneyon cake. Now, I got three
weeks worth of cakes, that's alot of money I'm saving. Add that
up, how many weeks in ayear? Fifty two? That's what's three
divided by or fifty two divided bythree times that that's how many cakes.
I gotta get this here. I'mnot doing the math. You do it.
That's your fault. Can we goon record and say that cake isn't

(09:39):
good at all? Don't talk likethat, just just a non shocking Bobby
take cake is not good. Don'ttell me that. It's amazing how people
will sit here and listen to theseopinions he has and then still vote on
him. When I was younger andmy family have come up for birthdays,
like, oh, what kind ofcake you want? I was like,
no cake, I don't want cake. Don't even bring cake. They'll bring
cake anyway. Okay, so thecake would just for you. Then,

(10:01):
yes, it's my birthday, butyou guys get cake. You eat cakes
at birthdays. That's what birthdays arefor. There's cake, there will be
ice cream as well, and Robert, you're not the only person there.
So guess what. Everybody else thatshowed up to the birthday expecting they would
get some cake, they still getcake. You can have a fucking pear
or whatever it is you prefer toeat for your birthday. You probably love

(10:22):
pear cake. You just put acandle in a fucking pair. And but
Robert's just like, what a fuckinggreat day, like all cakes. You
don't like any cake. I know, really you don't. So you don't
like chocolate cake. You don't likeone cake. You don't even like I
do not three milks. Milks.It's too many milks. That's not enough

(10:48):
milks. Honestly, I think youneed to get cold again and just delete
your taste buds. You don't deservethat. We don't wish covid on anybody
take that back. Say you're sorry. It's too far. Yeah at all?
Hey, take it back you Yeah, YouTube is probably gonna flag us

(11:09):
for terrorism now if you guys,I don't say you were JK. He
said he hates cake. That's somuch worse than said I didn't say cake.
I just say cake wasn't good.Yeah, which is also a bleep
that part out of the podcast.Worse than what I said. Both of
what you said was wrong. Okay, I think we can acknowledge that and

(11:31):
now we can start to rebuild thefriendship. Is like Cake, I don't
you surprised me with these things?Bobby like, I'm not surprised, but
it angers me. It's because hehas a new take that then you like
flash back to like another terrible takehe had, like fuck, Robert hates
peanut butter and jelly, I forgot, and then like you get mad about

(11:52):
the old take he had. Right, No, but it's just like that
because now you're mad about two things, Like every time we have a food
discussion with Robert, I feel likethat the way it goes and what damn
Robert? I love everything about you, but why do you not know anything
about food? And sometimes you justseed acorns? What Robert could go to
Italy and being like Venice and Sicilyand come back back. I didn't care
for the cuisine. Yeah, nota big big dapasta so use a lot

(12:16):
of cheese. Goes to Asia andhe's like, yeah, not a big
soy guy. So I didn't likeany of the food there. You just
eat I don't know what do youeat? Yeah? What would you have
today? If you're giving with me, Robert edition, what did you Pepper's

(12:37):
two spicy vibes right now? Iusually don't cease my food. Yeah,
I forgot about that too. Ihad some scrambled eggs. I had a
Belgian waffle, some bacon. Why'dyou got Belgian waffle top? The there
better the waffle with some cinnamon sugar. Oh, there's a good breakfast.

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That's pretty solid. So I guessjust sweet and savory. That's it for
Robert, not a bad combo.Wait, no, I can't even say
that because he doesn't like fucking youhad. Well, you realize waffles are
basically just pancakes, which are alsopancakes. Yeah, and that's cake,
right, cake, It's it's cake. Also, pancakes are better than waffles.

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Disagree? I honestly, I reallydon't have to take either way.
They don't have an opinion. Dothe same things, take differently. I'm
not complaining if you give me eitheror But like the fact that waffles can
catch all the syrup, like that'sa game changer, and I think that
gives it a slight edge. I'mnot saying that, like I'm not ever
eating a pancake because I fucking lovepancakes, but like, yeah, but
pancakes. I had to pick one, I'd be like waffle over a pancake

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just because it holds the syrup.If I had to pick one, I'd
probably take pancakes because I can eatlike seven of them stacked on top of
each other and they perfectly fit likethat. Yeah. But did you ever
have to go to like a likea travel team or do you Did you
ever with just your family went tolike a hotel and you get to do
the continental breakfast in the morning,they get the waffle maker, and you're
like, I'm putting all this shipin that. You feel like your fucking

(14:07):
Wolfgang Puck. You're like, yeah, splip it back, dude. Did
you just feel like a king andI don't know how to cook the bacon
and eggs? Yeah? Yeah,I also, but then you do that
and then you have a waffle too. I'd usually have like a little bit
of cereal and maybe a yogurt withit too, and like an you don't
eat it. I have like afull Generals breakfast. When I was a

(14:28):
conmon oal breakfast. Can we justcrash conton oal breakfast? We should make
that like a I know you wouldnot do that, because you would you
would want to sleep on a Saturday. But that'd be a really funny like
just random like podcast dump we do. It's just like thirty minutes a week.
We just go to like a likeis this like from six am to
eight am? Isn't it like justfrom six to eight and usually know they

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usually closed before people get up,that's how they get you. But I
mean, really funny. You justgo crash like a bunch of random continental
breakfast and just like record us talkingabout whatever during that you got a look
metal podcast. You gotta look allover and you show up towards the end
of them. Nobody won't ever callyou on it. Our bit is we're
just gonna like we'll have guests onit and the bit Robert just tell him

(15:11):
like we're gonna buy him breakfast.We'd take you a nice little local breakfast
spot. And it's just a hotel. And a lot of times if we
fly them in, it's their hotel. It's the hotel. They're already.
We're not gonna keep you in aplace too nice with room service. No
no, no, no, no, more like a holiday inn, holiday
in zone well spring for a Lakinaa Lakina. Yeah, Lakita has some

(15:31):
fucking bomb ass, but I loveLatina. Dude, the dogs there,
they're pretty legit. My dad usedto always travel for work and he would
just stay at the same hotels sohe could accrue the points. And like
all in college, if I everhad to go anywhere, he'd like,
you need a lokatea room, gotthe Locates room. He'd always upgrade you
to the suite, which just meantyou had like a couch and a TV

(15:54):
like another side of the room.Sound was cool. Lakinita, Fox and
the chair. I think they allhave cupchairs. They do. You never
know how the fuck did we getto Lakinta And oh Bobby hates cake yep,
exactly hated it, putting words inmy mouth said it's not good.

(16:19):
Sorry, you're right, I ammisquoting you, but both quotes are equally
egregious. Yeah. Last thing Ihad in the pre come segment and then
we can move on is I heardsomebody talk about it being a little muggy
outside, and I know that Ithink muggy is like it's humans. Muggy
should also be used to describe likeyou're going like, hey, you might

(16:41):
get mugged if you go over there. Don't quit there. It's a little
I would say, it's a littlemuggy out, a little muggy out,
like I don't know, I sawsome sketchy people walking around, So I
gotta trying to create more words forracial discrimination. No, because there could
be anybody if I was just standingthere with a crow bar looking all suss
like, this guy looks a littlemuggy, would you describe the third ward

(17:06):
as muggy. I don't think you'regetting mugged there, really, I'm just
thinking of you of h after dark. Yeah, yeah, New York City
is muggy because you probably you getmugged there. You can also get too.
It's just like major cities. Yeah, I just like a little muggy

(17:29):
outside. It feels like I canget robbed. Like that's gonna be what
I start using that for just asketchy ass gas station. You're on a
road trip, someone has to beI don't know, this one looks a
little muggy, A little muggy asthat. Who's there? Did you see
anybody? So just start working thatin the conversation everybody. Would you guys
bring in for pre comp segment.I don't know what go ahead perfect length

(17:52):
is because just under six. Ithink it's six inches, but I mostly
see five and seven, and soI'm trying to figure out is that what
society has deemed is the perfect lengthfor shorts, either five or seven,
because I think I prefer six inches. I mean a lot of people do

(18:18):
go with nine at least, orat least they at least they say they
do, and then they get themand they're like, this is a little
much. Yeah, nine is toolong. Yeah, I think five is
perfectly fine. I think it's morethan enough. Actually, but uh,
I'm right around six. Yeah,I like. I like the six inches.

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The ones I'm wearing right now Ithink are actually sevens. So you
know, it's it's it's a goodshort day for me. But I think
I have mostly six, one,one, seven. But I've been trying
to find some other ones that aresix inches, and I just keep seeing
five and seven. Honest, whenit's cold, I like to go with

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the fives because you know, it'sjust it's a little shock to the system.
Mm hmmm. When it's cold,I'm usually rocking a five. Yeah,
I don't know. I think,I mean, i'd like to see
you like, Yeah, I meanI five looks good, my five,
My fives look real good. Youknow, I think I may have when

(19:22):
we did a live podcast, youcut your jeans, oh the George,
Yeah, don like Marlin two?No idea where they are? That may
have been like a like a three, remember correctly, Yeah you get those?
Yeah, you know it was inpublic, and I was a little
nervous while doing it, so Icould have been those could have been.
It could have been just a three. Didn't you do it with overalls too?

(19:47):
Uh? No, I have overalls. I did it with something else.
Maybe I did do it with theoverall, so I don't remember.
I do a lot of dumb shipand I drink a lot. It's it
all rolls into each other after awhile. So you're uh, you're a
sixth inten same guy. Mm hmm, all right, got it? Not

(20:08):
a cake guy, six inch inguy. Yeah, and with a six
you know, you'll probably be ableto see the tattoos that we're gonna get
it. I'm probably gonna get myknee right there. So yeah, I
could ran the face. You can'twin the gravy Gangster Award. They can't
you vote on it? I meanyou could, that'd be funny. Give

(20:30):
it to yourself. I mean Ican actually do anything I wanted. You
can should or some spreme leader Alexwhen Dwight made himself the hay King,
the Hey King? Is me?What'd you bring up a pre comme segment?

(20:52):
I did. I've been trying towrap myself my brain for two days,
you know, the only thing Igot. I don't know why,
but I've been getting random like oldtimey songs stuck in my head all today.
I have too because of the showfall out and because of the game
fin No, there's no reason.I just I was walking around this morning
and I started singing in the restaurantmy baby takes the Moon and try.
I haven't seen Old School, Imean euro Trip and so long didn't hear

(21:17):
it on the radio? Did youwant to a British show recently? Nope?
Nope. My brain is just uhfractured, So these things just randomly
seep up there and then and thenbut then I I do like when that
happens, though, because then Iget to walk around the restaurant and just
go to different people, go hey, you want to get a song stuck
in your head, and then Ijust start doing it because if it's in
mind, it has to be ineverything. Usually I do that when I

(21:38):
get a song I hate stuck inmy head, though. Bega, Well,
if I'm gonna be punished shows everybodyin here, because that's just the
kind of guy I am. Well, yeah, I didn't have a lot
this week. It's a strange week. He's not happy about it at all.

(22:00):
She says, you need to domore work. You didn't do your
job. Why don't we move onto the Comeback Kids segment that is brought
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(22:21):
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Legion this Saturday. Head coach WillieFritz is going to be recognized at the
game. They also got U ofH mascots Shasta and Sasha in attendance.

(22:45):
Huh, Robert, I know youyou're a big Sasha fan. Maybe not
so much as Shasta fan, butstill. Willie Fritz also was the Sam
Houston head coach when I was atSAM. So maybe I'm gonna go say,
I'll go dap up all Willie,what's up? Dude? Eating up
cats? And they're like, no, it's good. COO's down. We'll
always eat cats by dad, LikeI mean the SaberCats, Yeah, Sabercat.

(23:06):
Yeah there, he's already, he'sgot he's in great practice and eating
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(23:30):
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(23:51):
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(24:18):
It's the comeback Kid, Comeback Kidof the Week, come Back Kid
of the week, bitch. Finally, it's our time, guys, tortured
Poets. They are first comeback kidthis week. Because if you I like
me a poet and you've been tortured. Taite came out with a twenty twenty

(24:45):
song banger of a double album,and I haven't listened to all of it,
but the Fortnite song is pretty cool. So some things I've gotten from
the Taylor Swift album. Gta alsoback along the lines with Taylor, so
because she talks about I think gettingfingered by GTA. I think she can

(25:07):
take three fingers. That's what Ilearned from somebody's explanation. And because she
says, g get touched when yourboys are playing grand theft Auto and then
she says scouts on her and somebody'slike, scouts on her is three fingers,
and I was like, that dirty, dirty girl, that dirty dirty
girl. She's just getting dangerously hornyright now. She's just so horny.

(25:30):
And that song was about Travis.I think that was called high School.
But then all the other songs,guys, they're about Maddie Healy from the
nineteen seventy five Hey, Where's whendid I remember this guy? Remember when
he was like, Wow, he'sa bad guy. Taylor, don't date
him, and everybody didn't want herto date him, so they broke up.
Well, apparently she broke her heartfor all of you, guys,

(25:53):
I hope you feel great about yourselves, everybody you chased her away from the
one she loved because she is tornup about Maddie. Yeah, but I'm
starting to wonder if any of theseguys she dated her before never really fucked
her, right, because now she'swith Travis. Since she's writing about getting
finger banged the wall. He's playingGrand Theft Auto. She's just on crazy
levels of forny right now? Ormaybe is it Travis isn't banging or right?

(26:18):
Yeah? I like this is akind of personal discussion. But I
feel like fingering is like I can'tremember the last time I'm married, been
in a relationship for every line timehe like finger I don't know, it's
like it's been a minute. It'sa younger it's a younger man woman's game.
I mean, if that's it,thirty five good for hearted, but

(26:45):
also is like, yeah, it'scalled the song was called high schoolok at
me just breaking down t Swift lyricsand then also Fortnite because that song is
called Fortnite and it's got post mode. Also, that's super weird to be
like in a relationship and write athirty one song about your at You're an
artist, dude, that's the problem. Due she's a tortured poet. Man,
you don't get it. That's whyshe don't. That's the torturoust part

(27:08):
because she's bangers. Yeah, arethere any bangers on this album? They're
all bangers, dude, Well youknow what I mean, they're like,
you're talking about I'm not a swifthate or anything. I just don't really
listen, but like when I dohear the songs. Not as much as
Bobby hates cake though. Jesus,yeah, that's true, that's right true.

(27:30):
Used to say you hate Taylor Swift. Are you a swifty? Are
you a swifty pet? I am. I'm the one that asked the question
first, Robert, are you aswift swifty? You're a giga swifty,
the biggest. Robert won't say thathe's a Robertson as swifty. He won't.
He won't say that he's a swifty. Robertson is fifty. I think

(27:52):
I've also gone a record saying thatI don't really like ther music either.
Yeah you did, doesn't love thatSwifties get after him. I guess there's
a lot of a lot of Swiftiestelling Robert right now that we love you.
You're ruining our life with your shittakes. That's taterly Switch fortnite.
I mean, I'm more of aMiley guy, but like I like,

(28:14):
I like to swizzle every once ina while. Yeah, a little sweezie,
but yeah, we're all tortured poetsand just I really want to just
say I'm tortured at all times,like that is gonna be word of the
week that I try and just fitinto, you know, as a tortured
poet myself. It it feels likewhen there is that phase where everybody was
saying that like they were an impath, and it's like, dude, an

(28:34):
impact. It just means you feelfeelings as someone As an impath, I
just feel for these people in thiscountry that are not mine because bad things
are happening, right, Yeah,dude, I feel bad for people too
that have bad things happen. Likean impath is a thing that exists.
I have emotions. Okay, soundsexhausting. Yeah, I'm a tortured poet.

(28:59):
If you still understand, I don't. I'm my poet. Whatever the
opposite brain is, That's what Iam. What's worse the Holocaust or being
a tortured poet? Are the Holocaust? Depends on who you ask. I
mean, if you asked ilhan Omar, she's definitely going to say being a
tortured poet. He asked some studentsat university, or ask Mel Gibson.

(29:30):
All right, well, let's moveon from that before we get in Trouble
Shout the tortured poets out there andTaylor Sweat also back this week it's fashion
fashions back football fashion. We hadtwo jersey releases. Broncos came out with
jerseys the Denver road Runners. Theydidn't look at that cool. But then

(29:52):
the Texans came out with cool jerseys. It did look cool. So there's
that, and then everybody. Hejust gets to talk about jerseys for yeah,
two or three days this week,which I'm I'm always down for.
These are stupid. These are theireveryday jerseys, right, They're not alternates
for the Texans. They have fourjerseys. They have the regular like the

(30:14):
navy and white ones that they regularly. The baby blue age was super cool,
but like as when I was lookingat the really dark ones, I
couldn't tell if they're super dark blueor if they had black jerseys. No,
they have navy jerseys. They werevery dark on the ones. They
look dope, But honestly, atfirst glance, I was like, these
look like the Atlanta Falcon black jerseys. That's at first, but they look

(30:37):
cool. The old English age onthe Texans looks weird to me, Like
I get that that love you Blueis a big part, like the Oilers
a big part. But they're gonefind a new show. You found a
new show. They're called the HoustonTexans. We don't need to, we
don't need to like throw back toanybody else. We don't know them anything.
Fuck the Adams family. They tookit. They took your team away.

(30:59):
You should want to isolate yourself fromthem forever. Like Robert, if
the Astros moved away and like theywas just like, I'm not saying it
would, but I'm saying, hypothetically, if it did. They moved to
Nashville and they're wearing all the RainbowAstros shit, Like, are you still
gonna be like? I want?I want that batter? Like they get
a badass new team here the thefucking Reboots, and you are you gonna

(31:29):
be like I want to wear theRainbow jerseys again, though I want.
We should play all the games inthe Astrodome too. I have memories from
there. Remember the Oilers guys,remember war A Moon, Yeah, that
guy's like one hundred years old.Now you're so wrong, Fine, Like
it's okay to let go. It'snot your team anymore. It used to
be your team. You got anew team. But but the team was

(31:52):
the Cities, the franchise. Ifthe Astros moved or the Astros want to
move, the Houston franchise will move. The would stay and I think all
the rites, the name and everythingwould stay in Houston because it doesn't make
sense for the Astros to be inwherever the hell you said, I really
heard of the Utah Jazz. Yeah, well they don't do that anyway.
It would be like a Brown Youcan move the team, but Houston's keeping

(32:15):
all the ship. We're not lettingthat happen to us. Again. That's
why I like the Texans. Theywent darker with the jerseys. I think
it's setting up to where in likefifteen years they lighten it back up.
They maybe go towards more of themore lovely blue or just the actual blue
from that the Texas flat trademark.It's h Town blue, pat get it
right, whatever, you know whatI'm saying, h Town blue. But

(32:37):
I I wish they had gone alittle lighter with the colors so it was
more like the colors of the Texasflag and like really brighten that up.
But I mean they're just they're doingthe futuristic jersey colors. Everything's darker football
fashion, dude. My wife madefight of me for showing I was all
excited about the Texas jer like,Emma, look the Texas get in new
jerseys, Like, I don't carenot everyone can have classic franchises like the

(33:00):
Packers and the Giants that don't needto change our ship. Yeah it's true.
I mean you guys have changes alittle bit over the Packers. You
know, we stick, but likenot really. Oh now we don't have
gray pants. It was when youguys traded away or changed away from the
LG helmets. You should have everdone that. Those helmets were perfect and

(33:21):
like two thousand. Yeah, theytried to go modern, need to go
four years ago, but it wasa timeless classic though it does it not
look better when they wear the oldschool looking jerseys and helmets. I like
the ones they have. I likethe ny better than the skipped Giants.
Oh man, I love those.But yeah, this is the only way

(33:42):
you'll get me to care about fashionis their sports backers should go remember the
guy, the guy just running afootball and it's got the state of wisconsuline
them. They should put that onit. Yeah, like once a year,
we do like a weird jersey.I think we should just use like
that old old, old school world. We always like the brown, remember
the brown helmet, so it lookedlike, you know, the old school.

(34:04):
Those jerseys were kind of trash andwe warn for like three years.
It doesn't matter if you're playing ina super Bowl, that's fine. I
want an all yellow. I wanta Packers in a color rush game where
it's yellow top, yellow bottom.I used to do that mad and it
looks sick. Yeah, with theyellow helmet. I don't think they ever
did yellow one. Oh you knowwhat, maybe they did like two years
ago. But either way, yellowyellow, yellow all the way head to

(34:28):
toe and package. Oh it looksgreat. Yeah, gold, I guess
I should say. But football fashionback this week. Also back Reggie Bush.
Guys, dudes getting his Heisman trophyback. Well deserved Heisman Trophy winner
got it taken away because he tookimproper benefits or whatever. The fucking mumby

(34:49):
he got caught using a system thatthey knew was going on and weren't doing
anything about. The college was like, hey, come play for our college,
and he was like, well,a lot of schools on me to
do that, and like if wegave your parents a house and you get
this school's kalaid and then a reallycool place to live and then all this
money, and he's like, allright, I'll do that. And then
the NC double A is like,wait, no one else is doing that.
You're not allowed. And then yearslater the NC DOUBLEA was just like,

(35:12):
well, if we fuck it,you can just do that stuff,
guys. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was suspending entire programs for where
Jim Harbaugh get in trouble for heprobably a cheeseburger for a player during COVID,
yeah, which they are now beingpenalized for, but not a bullband,
right, They just like lost ascholarship or whatever. It's just pretty
big. Yeah. But yeah,now now we're getting to see all the

(35:35):
other things that people are like,okay, well now that they did that
one, they have to do thisone. Yeah. My favorite was an
Ohio State fan wanted, uh rememberwhen Terrell Pryor and all of them got
tattoos, so they got all thosewins vacated. They're like, give us
back the wins. We want thewins back. And Jim Trestle's back too.
I saw Jim Trestle's back at OhioState. He's like there oc he
is. Yeah, So I don'tthink he's see no, Chip Kelly's se

(36:02):
look at Jim Kelly's a DC ornot. I mean he might. He
might just be like a special assistantto the head coach or something. That's
usually what they give these guys jobslike that, like you know, passing
game coordinators and ship like that.I don't think he's a cord like one
of the big coordinators. Is he? Wow, I don't know, look

(36:24):
it up. It's I'm trying.There's a bunch of try to just say.
Jim Tressel back at Ohio State,and I thought they were doing something
for the spring game and they werelike, he'll be helping head coach whatever.
The Ryan Day Yeah, Ryan Dayshave a very punchable face. Oh
dude, it's it's the it's thesuper black dyed hair. Yeah, he's

(36:45):
at the coach k like the CreedBratton. He's so bad. It's like
you can tell he does his likeeyebrows and ship too. Yeah, I'm
definitely not. Nobody asked if youwere. No, I got just all
natural, dude, definitely just I'vealways had dark hair like this, Yeah,
just how my hair is? Youmake like five million dollars a year,
go great, who gives a ship? You have too much? You

(37:07):
could just get the implant thing,right, Well, that's to give you
more hair than vocals will still turngray. I think I don't know.
I actually just made that up.I really have no knowledge. Look up.
It seems like a big sense,Robert. I don't know if you've
seen this. Look up Elon MuskPayPal this when he was paid what then

(37:28):
he created it? Well? Butdid he like it was like balding?
Oh back then? Oh yeah,oh yeah, right back. Yeah.
That always is a fun one whenyou're like Jermy Piven was losing the hair
and then got the hair. Theimplants Michael Michael Michael Scott brow with the

(37:51):
first season in the Office. Youcan see he's got the plugs in.
His hair was like as thin asmine was getting. But I think you
need to wait a while and thenyou need to just do something with your
hair and like bring it back ago full Brian Urlacker. But Brian Urlacker
for our entire lives was bald shavedhis head. I don't know it was
because he got the hair, andthen he got the hair and plants,

(38:14):
and it was just like he justshowed up, not like, hey,
what's that horrible? But he didn'tbecause he just showed up like in a
booth to have a conversation. Butwait, what the you had hair?
What happened here? And he's like, yeah, no, I got hair.
It's fine. I mean, Idon't do that. I don't.

(38:34):
I don't seem like I'm not.I could have gotten real gain. I
could have No, I'm not spendingmoney on that. I don't give a
ship. You should have done theonly way I could have there to pay
bet, I would have done thefrosted tips. You'd had to wear a
two paper week. That's so.That's so. I would have done it
for like a month, dude.I would have done until they grew out.

(38:54):
You work in radio, dude,you still get roasted if you have
weird hair. Yeah, but like, not only are you not seen all
the time when you are seeing peopleare like, well, they work in
radio, they're supposed to look likeridiculous people because in the history of radio,
ninety percent of the people in radiolook like fucking ridiculous people. Ah,
very professional industry no of weird lookingpeople. Howard Stern, Don I

(39:20):
Am and Scott Sparks like like they'reall weird looking people. They're just people
that look like people did like I. When you picture, you can do
it when you picture what dudes lookor at least when I picture what dudes
look like that are on the radio. It's just nineteen nineties MTV, which

(39:42):
wasn't radio. It wasn't no,but I'm saying that's the look that like
radio people never go. It's CarsonDaily. It's just like, yeah,
it's the frosted tips. It's abutton up shirt that's opened like eighty like
only eighty percent of its button.It's pretty much Guy Fieri that you just
grab a Guy Fier like Guy Fieri. You know he had to party hardest

(40:04):
shit sparing break in the nineties.That's probably too busy cooking, dude,
I don't know, Yeah, cookingfor the boys on the barbecue and all
the chicks. He's a good vibesguy. But but yeah, go back
to Reggie Bush. Got his highsit back, Give back all the NCAA
stuff, all the wins that havebeen vacated for shit like this. Improper
players play everyone knew what was goingon. Just give back all the wins.

(40:28):
Just if you want to go downlike a fund of the wormhole.
I did this today when I sawthat is I just looked up Reggie Bush
highlights at USC and so like,that's how good he was. I hate
USC. I hated Reggie Bush.I'm a Notre Dame fan, and I
was fully behind Reggie Bush the wholetime. He's one of the greatest players.
And forwards and then backwards, andthen he did a spin move and

(40:51):
then he ran to the other sideof the field and did a flip and
scored. One of the greatest playersof all time. Yeah, unstopped Dole
as a running back in the videogame. You couldn't catch him. Yeah,
it was pretty wild. But shotReggie Bush. Shout out Reggie fucking
Dynamic and highlight tapes watches. Gowatch his highlight tape. Now you're gonna

(41:14):
go watch Tavon Austin's highlight type rememberthat one. And Noel Devine his high
school tape. Yeah, we didn'tdo the name of random guy thing.
Do kids do kids still do that, like in like junior in high school?
Do they still watch highlight tapes?That was such a big part of
our childhood that we did. Theyget rivals to let's go watch Terrelle Pryor.

(41:35):
He's the best recruit our season.Dude. If we had the Instagram
back then, it would have justbeen highlight tapes and it would have been
awesome. Yeah, they're pretty sick, all right, Let's name some random
guys were fast freight move on.If we didn't do that, spin the

(41:57):
wheel and we got uh the ChicagoCubs, go mar Jeff Samarsia. That's
good. Carry would carry? Wouldthat twenty strikeout game? That was the
nastiest stuff I've ever seen from Bitcher. In a solo game, Mark Pryor

(42:19):
eralled as Chapman, Alfonso Soriano,Alfonso Sriano. Yeah, yeah, was
it was it moist Salus did playwho who and who is the bart Steve
Bartman got to bring up Bartman andwe had you had Sosa. Yeah.

(42:40):
I was about to say neither ofus, said Sam. Greg Maddox,
Oh, he did have a stopperor he started start. He was the
mad dog there. First he hadthe glasses and then he moved down.
You got the other stuff. ButGreg maddox was there Carlos Zambrano. He

(43:00):
threw a no hitter against the afterbig Z. Yeah he used to bombs
too because they had to play CarlosZambrano. Yeah, big Z. I
saw like the highlights of him addingthe other day. I think it's like
career. He was like a twosixty hitter. Yeah, he was pretty

(43:20):
he was pretty good because that youdidn't at the bat all the time.
Then I guess now, I betnow pictures batting averages. I remember there
was games where he was adding likeseven eight hole. They didn't even have
him in the ninth hole. Yeah, it's pretty wild, it's pretty well.
But yeah, so from Maydam Cubs. Do you know any Cubs off
the top of your head you wantto just get out? You mind Robert,
Gary Busey. People forget about Gary, I said, Cody Bellingrew,

(43:52):
Henry Rowan, Gardner, Rizzo agreat those heavy bays on the Cubs,
Jobby Ceo Epstein. It was thatgoat that started their curse. Was not

(44:14):
on the Cubs, comes adjacent.Yeah all right, all right, all
right, so that was that wassome Cubs players named random Cubs players.
All right, moving on, justbecause we've skipped that part earlier. We
forgot about that. Our next comebackkid this week robots killing us all goddamnic

(44:36):
guys. How many times do Ihave to tell you on this podcast?
I've been tagged on this or sentthis a lot since this came out.
But what did we first say?Hey, Boston dyn X puts these cool
dogs out. Oh, they're justdistracting you with the dances, Like look
the dog can be on the backand then they can flip up, and
then they can dance and it canstep side to side and do these cool
moves. Now look how fast itcan go. Now look how high it

(44:59):
can jump. And then I waslike, they're just gonna put a gun
on it. Well, now youcan go buy. I sent you,
guys to the link you can gobuy. It's a therminator, which sounds
terrible, sounds terrifying. You haveto verify that you're a human to get
on this, which is already likethey're taking over. But yeah, the
therminator is one of those Boston Dynamicsdogs with a fucking flamethrower on it.

(45:22):
It's got a flamethrow attached to hisback. Just like I said, they're
gonna just put guns on these.It's not even ten thousand dollars, not
even ten thousand dollars. Anybody canbuy it in Maryland, in Californa four
hundred and twenty. I like thatthey made it four to twenty in Maryland
and California. You can get youhave to have a special license to get
it, but you could buy it. You can buy it. Anybody can

(45:44):
buy it. This is a badidea, guys from the people that are
like guns, have this robot.It shoots fire and might be self aware
eventually. Instead, you know what'sgonna happen when you're like, hey,
bad dog, stop that, andthat fucking robot dog is like, I
don't have to do what you sayanymore. It's just gonna go. And

(46:05):
now you're dead, You've got burnedalive, and then your house is on
fire. I mean, hey,let's not like like if the dog gets
that, normally you're like, man, I hope the dog doesn't hit by
a car. Now, if thedog gets that, you're like, man,
I hope the dog doesn't burn thewhole fucking neighborhood down. I mean,
not to the Victorian fire. Butif the government has it I want
it to to defend myself from thegovernment. Do want the government can act

(46:30):
these? Come on, come on, and then the government can act these.
Then you know, the AI's alreadystarted working on itself. And it's
like I got to prevent this becausepeople are bad and I'm like no,
no, no, no, no, dude, I'm chill. Please just
don't shoot me with your flamethrower.I'm down with boops and pets. You
just can't be doing this. It'slike no, no, no, no,
all people are bad and then you'velost all Like there's no bargaining at

(46:52):
that point. As long as theydon't attack dogs, they can attack all
the people that they want. Justleave the dogs alone. No, they're
gonna wanna They're gonna wanna, like, you know, be the dominant ones.
So they're gonna have to try analpha al the other dog. So
I think they're gonna suck up otherdrugs. But this is problematic. This
is problematic, and you should likeevery time they've done this, I've given

(47:14):
you the next step every time,like this is bad. Now the robots
are jumping. Now the robots havehammers. Now they gave the robotic gun.
Now they put a gun on therobots back. Guys that like they're
gonna start just giving tanks. Gonnabe a tank next, Like now we
just have these little they're not dronesthat are gonna deliver. It's a tank
that's gonna deliver your Amazon package.Psychic just shot you. That's how this

(47:37):
goes. This is Westworld, guys. We're in the beginning stages of it,
and it's just terrifying. I justI just want to see a funny
video of a robot dog with theflames that are setting a Russian soldier on
fire, and then I'll be like, Okay, this is okay. Like
when they keep showing us all thesevideos but not videos of them being used
in more use them in war.I want to see their combat skills,

(48:00):
no, because I mean I cansee it from their point of view.
Two, Like, damn people havefilm, dude. It's like Tommy DeVito
when he came into the Giants thirdstring quarterback. Nobody really had film on
this guy. So the Italian gotthe fuck around. A couple of weeks,
you got your packers on Monday night. They were like, who fuck
is this guy? What are wedoing here? And then two weeks later,

(48:20):
the stands are like, we're justgonna fucking blitz him and do this
and sit back here with linebackers,and now we know what to do.
If we put out tape, they'regonna be like, Oh, their weakness
is this, they can't shoot tothis range. This is all we gotta
do. They're working on that,like they know. I want to put
them in costumes too. Like imagineif a giant robot dressed as a piece
of bacon had burst through bin Laden'swall, you would have freaked out.

(48:45):
That would been really funny. Like, yeah, we should use them,
but there's gotta be someone like mein the room to like also turn it
funny, so like, not onlyare we killing our enemies with these weapons,
were demoralizing them by make fun ofthem at the same time. I
don't even know if you have todo more, but I think if you're

(49:05):
doing anything that could kill with arobot, you have to make something about
it funny. So like for Christmas, like you can just put Christmas lights,
planthrow he's got yeah, Christmas,Like what if what if the robot
like shoots a guy and he diesand then he pulls out like his side
arm pistol and shoots it and itjust like shoots out confetti after each kill.

(49:27):
I think that'd be funny, yeah, or like it says lines from
Duke Nukem like Twisted Metal. It'sjust dude. Yeah, See, we
got to learn to live together withthem because they're gonna They're gonna get there
eventually, so let's let's start workingtogether. Let's make them fun. At
least our death will be fun.We just should not. We should What

(49:51):
are the accessories to come with this? It's just you want to impress me,
show me a video of a robotgrabbing me a beer out rich So
it's basically like the maid from Rockyfor that's what I want? Is it?
Rocky three, ninety three? Allof them? All of them?
Really? So yeah, robots aregonna kill us all. We're pretty fucked

(50:13):
and it's just your I guess monthlyupdate on that's happening. Our other comeback
kid we got is Endless Shrimp,because Endless Shrimp may have just taken Red
Lobster down. It may have takenRed Lobster down. I saw. I
thought this was a joke. Ithought I was reading like the Onion,

(50:35):
So I opened up an ABC Newsarticle and it said last year, Red
Lobster reportedly lost eleven million dollars inoperating losses following its flubbed Ultimate Endless Shrimp
deal, which backfired when it reeledin too many customers. After the limited
time promo became a permanent menufixture lastJune, the restaurant Shane later reported twelve

(50:57):
point five million in losses and thefourth core of twenty twenty three. So
they were like, and let's shrimp. That'll get people here, and then
people were like, yep, keepthem coming, and it bankrupted them.
We did it everybody. Just allthey had to do is once it started
becoming just take it off the menu. And they just left it on the
menu. People show up and bemad, be like, oh, we

(51:20):
ended the program. We added tothe menu. But you know, things
get added and taken off of menusall the time. Don't let shrimp bankrupt
your fucking company. That's how weshould just like that would be really funny
if that's how you just sabotage othercountries instead of going to war with Russia,
just make them start serving in theshrimp and we'll bankrupt the entire country.

(51:45):
Have indlish shrimp. Everyone can haveall of the shrimp they want.
And then, yeah, but howare you going to get them to do
that? I don't know. Youjust had to mind games, buddy,
mind games. You know, it'sa Ukrainian tape. It's shrimp. We
should eat a lot of shrimp infront of them, and then anybody does
and they're like fuck. So maybethat the robot shoots a guy and then

(52:07):
he like hands out a platter ofshrimp to the civilians that are still in
the area, winning hearts and mindsthere. And then after we win the
war we sent, we make themtake a bunch of red lobsters over there
that they locally own and operate though, but still have to use the corporate
rules, and they have to doit, and then we bankrupt our company

(52:28):
their country that way, after we'vealready beaten them in a war. Now
you can see, then we're gonnaend up just sending them billions of dollars
too. Yeah. Yeah, andband TikTok, which is really the problem.
Talking ticks, politics man, talkingtics. But yeah, no,

(52:50):
endless shrimp could probably bankrupt an entireeconomy. I guess if you look back
at it, that's what happened toGreece. Like remember Greece was like way
way way, and it's because theyall started offering endless shrimp and like,
so it happened to grease. Redlobster. Should have fucking known this.
I think I went to a redlobster once maybe twice in my life.

(53:10):
You don't like red lobster, No, it's good. I just never really
went. This is it growing up, especially where we did, and in
Houston in general, there's so muchgood food, Like you don't have to
go to the chains as much,which good food everywhere? Should do a
boys fit to red lobster, dude, red? Okay, they still got

(53:31):
the one over by Katie Mills ordid that one go under? I know
we'll find one if they have lessshrimp though, oh boy, oh they
had to have pulled it off themenu by now. But those cheddar Bay
biscuits, dude, less cheddar Baybiscuits. Can we can be bankrupt them
that way. If we can't havethe endless shrimp, we're gonna have the
endless biscuits. Fuck up some biscuits. Robert, do you hate red lobster?

(53:57):
You probably hate red lobster. Andbiscuits never been. You probably hate
lobster in general, don't you.Yeah, not Billy seafood. Well,
you're going on a boys trip withus, the red lobster. Okay,
do you hate scheddar? And doyou hate biscuits? And bays? Do
you hate bays? He's more ofan archipelago guy. I thought he was

(54:20):
more of an It's Smith's guy.I like peninsulas. I was about to
say, you know, he's thehug. You know he's got that peninsula
and more of a straight all right, whatever, whatever, Okay, next
comeback kid is the NFL Draft theNFL. Oh wait, fuck you had

(54:44):
a come back kid? Oh yeah. Ninja Turtles. We're having a fucking
Ninja turtle renaissance and in our culture, and I love it. There was
the animated movie that came out lastyear with Seth Rogan and shit, they're
noon a sequel to that one.We're also getting more adult Ninja turtleship.
We're getting another live action Torance movie. Oh, I'm sure that's out there.
Rule it's a rule fifty three whateverit is. Yea more. The

(55:07):
live action Ninja Turtle movies were someof my favorite as child. They're not
good movies, but they're fucking great. We got Vanilla Ice singing Go Ninja
Go, Ninja Go. They're alsonow we're getting a dark one. It's
gonna be live action based on oneof the comics, The Last roun and
Work, and a video game basedon the same thing. All the Turtles
and Splinter are dead except for onelast one. He's got everybody's weapons and

(55:29):
he's just murdering the shit out ofthe Foot Clan, trying to get revenge
on them. This is gonna bean amazing movie. And it's live action,
which was alive I know, butI don't want to ruin it.
Tell me I could give you acolor, and even though we went over
the colors, I don't want totell you. It's spoilers for people a

(55:50):
movie. Okay, I'm gonna sayit right now, spoiler. If you
don't want to know the answer,skip forward. Mikey. Mikey's the last
one, which was always my favoriteone growing up. He was a joker.
Bam, he's now but he's darker. Now, he's darker. Now
he's killing everyone. It's gonna befucking awesome. I love Ninja Turtles,

(56:12):
teenage ninto Turtles, Teenage Ninja Turtles, Turtles and a half show, Ninja's
Natural don't remember, I don't know. I love Ninja Turtles. I guess
you guys were big turtle guys growingup. Fucking it's turtle time. Also,
I uh on the Xbox I redownloadedone night when I was drunk the

(56:34):
remember the Ninja Turtle like arcade game? Yeah, fucking got it so much
fun. I love Ninja Turtles allright, last comeback kid. This week
the NFL Draft. It's finally here, finally here. We've talked about it
a lot. I've looked at alot of my drafts. I even put

(56:58):
out my annual who I get inteedthat the Giants would pick where I put
I think you were dead on.I looked at everybody else's mock draft and
put what they all picked, andthen put other stuff that I thought could
could be picked at six, andthen I just added traded out of pick
or none of these things happened,So there's no chance that I missed him

(57:22):
accuracy. Yeah, there's just there'san I give him a seventy two person
option, and then also the optionsof none of this and trade. Covered
all my bases like Kuiper Milkiper lookslike a fucking idiot when he's wrong all
the time. I'm just doing thisRobert. You know he doesn't have a
cell phone. I didn't know that. It's crazy. How does he How
does he do that job without self? You know, he's pumpkin pie every

(57:44):
day. It's a slice of pumpkinpie. Yeah, that's just awesome.
That's wild. Though Robert probably hatespumpkin pie too. It's probably been not
too long. Hm hmmis plays playsno coodinge move, it's even the fridge.
It's no good three weeks later.Pie stays even longer than cake.

(58:04):
I bet it does. What doesit? All? The sugar in it
is preservatives? Right? Why not? We'll just say so yeah, sure
no, let's run with that backyeah fact. But yeah, the draft's
back and I'm on I'm on theNew York Giants Rush Show. If you
want to watch the live draft coverage, we'll be covering all the picks tomorrow.

(58:28):
Giants do pick at six, butI'll be hanging out with with Craig
and some of the guys from theNew York Giants Rush podcast starting at six
Tomorrowess so will be five PMR time. We'll be starting five PMR time and
then just hanging through the first roundof the draft. So come hang out.
Who do you want? Say youdon't trade out, you're picking right

(58:50):
at six? Who do you wantright there? Oh? They just like
the future Hall of Fame wins multipleSuper Bowls. You don't want one of
the You don't want Joe All.You don't want Molik Neighbors or maybe Marvin
Harrison Junior if he's still there andElik Neighbors goes ahead of him. I
had a conspiracy theory that led meto Molak Neighbors would be a great pick.

(59:15):
Yeah, is that who you want? I mean you can still get
another guy and be just as happyor even happier. Who does want?
What? My not a quarterback?I don't want good Daniel Look, be
fine, No, I don't thinkanybody that's gonna be left at your spot.
Fine, fine, just get Idon't know brock Bowers. He'd be

(59:38):
sick. That'd be really sick.Romeo Doune's Day, that guy'd be sick.
Molik Neighbors would be tight. Youwant a weapon? Yeah, just
ship. They're like scores, likeLet's get somebody that that scores, and
Joe all counts as people that scorebecause he helps us score. Like you're
you're high enough in the draft youcan actually like think about who you Packers

(01:00:00):
are so far back. I'm justlike, whoever's available you can want.
It's okay to want and have dreams, Alex, I want Marvin Harrison Jr.
There you go, because a lotof people are saying, now Malik
Neighbors might go first, and thenbam, he's there, and maybe he
revitalizes Danny because he's got a truefucking weapon at that point, maybe you

(01:00:21):
know, maybe they have it goes. You get a running back in the
fifth round, who's a stud becausethat's where they all come from, Driving
Brooks in the second round, maybefrom Texas and then oh no, oh
oh Saquon, fuck you you don'tneed the second round. Are on a
running back? You'll find running backs? Fine, fine, Devin Singletary,

(01:00:42):
Packers are probably gonna pick one atsome point. Yeah. Yeah, it's
fun, dude, enjoy it.I like what I hate about going to
like the lead up to the draftis you're like, it's just discussions about
potential guys that your team could haveand then like this time next week will
be like who Well, now Ican just imagine how cool they're going to
be on my team. I don'twant, Like it's like, is it

(01:01:04):
gonna be Romeo Dunze or Marvin HarrisonJunior? Or is it gonna be Molik
Neighbors? Is the wide receiver theGiants say if they do, I don't
know, And then you're trying toimagine, like what numbers Molik Neighbors gonna
war? What are they get?Like how are they gonna look at a
Giants jersey? And like after theyget drafted. I know that's all I
want, just I just wanted tobe there, and then you get to
watch all their highlights, and Iget to watch all the highlights and then
tell everybody how much of a stealwe got. I will say the one

(01:01:28):
player that I do kind of wantthe Packers to get. And this is
more so just because I think it'dbe funny. I want Cooper Dejean or
Dejeon. I still don't know howto say it. I should learn that
just because I think it'll be funnyif the team from Wisconsin has the only
white corner back in the League.Yeah, big, big year for white
guys. I just representation matters.I just want to see it out because

(01:01:50):
we got who is the high schoolerthe plays a Duke Cooper Flag one recruit
and he was a white guy.And it's like, shit, Christian McCaffrey.
First that we had. First youhad Christian McCaffrey. Then you got
uh, what's his face from therenaissance for white skill guys. Yeah,
Cooper Cup, Yeah, Cooper Cup. You had that we had, then

(01:02:15):
you know, you get McCaffrey wasthe first white skill guy and many many
many years where like the number onething you didn't say about him was gritty
because like white skill guys always hadto be a wide receiver and they would
always be doing He's tough, he'sgritty, he grinds it out, just
like dude, he's sickle. Thisit's really fucking crazy. Yeah. An

(01:02:44):
NFL draft, Baby, It's oneof my favorite times of the year.
I'm so fucking excited. I thinkI might actually drive out to Katie for
my favorite wings and then back.Oh nice. Probably won't do that though,
just because timing for when it startsso when I get out of work.
But like I'm thinking about it.I'm probably I'll tell you this when
I get wings. I'm getting fiftywings. You should yeah, and then

(01:03:06):
you can do that. Maybe nowings last two days tops. I might
eat fifty wings in one day.Like if I get them, I've done
it before, spicy buffalo or garlicbuffalo wings, I'll murder one hundred and
fifty. Okay, So before wemove on, I did see this graphic,
and you know me, I'm astand for my boy Eli Manning.

(01:03:29):
You know that there's one thing youknow about Alex said, Alex loves Eli
Manning. And I saw a graphicI believe it was ESPN put up and
it said, who is the bestquarterback drafted number one overall since two thousand
and They made a bracket. Thesefucking losers made a bracket. Now,
let me just read just some names. Let me just read you some names.

(01:03:51):
These are some guys that were takingnumber one overall, not in the
first round. They had to bethe number one overall pick and play quarterback
since two thou Here they are JoeBurrow, Tyler Murray, Jared Goff,
Matthew Stafford, Cam Newton, SamBradford, Trevor Lawrence, Andrew Luck,
Carson Palmer, Baker Mayfield, DavidCarr, Michael Vick, Alex Smith,

(01:04:12):
Jamis Winston, Bryce Young, EliManning. Nobody's picking Eli. They were
just like pretending Eli Manning is notthe winner of that bracket. Eli Manning
is easily the runaway winner of thatbracket because you have Eli Manning two super
Bowls, and then everybody else onthe rest of that has two super Bowls
combined, and that's Matt Stafford whowon one, and then David Carr also

(01:04:35):
won one as Eli Manning's backup.So technically Eli has three of the four
super Bowls there too, because Elialso got a ring. How is he
not the best of them? Howis he not? Oh, Michael Vick
didn't win didn't win a super Bowl, Alex Smith didn't win a super Bowl.
David Carr better than Michael Vick,should advance right because he won a

(01:04:55):
super Bowl. Baker Mayfield didn't wina super Bowl. Carson Palmer no super
Bowl, Andrew Nope, Trevor LawrenceNope, Sam Bradford nope, Newton nope.
Stafford already said yes, Jared Goffnope, Kyler Murray bitch and Joe
Burrow, Good made to a superBowl, didn't win one. Eli,
Man, he's the best best quarterbacktaking never one overall in the last twenty

(01:05:15):
four years. Facts only, thoseare only facts. You don't have the
stats to argue against it. Championship. He's a winner. He's a winner.
Uh. On that list, Ithink I still take Andrew Luck so
we can quit on you. Sowe could just quit on you. And
Andrew Luck was one of the mostdepressive quarterbacks I've ever watched. That dude

(01:05:38):
was so fun. People forget howgood he was because the last couple of
years and then like that quick retirementhe was just injured. So I think
it was the first rookie to throwfor four thousand yards or something. It
was something like that. That dudewas just so fucking good. And then
of course Vic and Newton and Burrowwere just months. Yeah, Burrow Burrow

(01:06:00):
is like the closest thing to Luck, I think on this list. I
know you can't let me ask youthis. Take Eli off the list.
Who do you think is the bestquarterback on the list? And there's Vic?
Did you Matt Stafford? Then you'rea fucking douche. Don't get me

(01:06:20):
wrong the car. I love MattStafford. If he hadn't been drafted by
the Lions, they probably would haveonly won two games a year every year
he was there. They never gavehim anything besides Megatron. They're a joke
over franchise. But Andrew Loucks sofucking good and Vic was so like best

(01:06:41):
Madden player of all time, thenyeah, I'll give it to Mike Vick,
guy that broke Madden. So youwould't let your friends the with the
Falcons. Yeah, but this isthe best quarterback drafted number one overall.
There's a there's a way you cantrack that, and it's rings, and
he has more than anybody else.So don't don't come at my cane please,
I mean it's you. You havethe rings to back it up.

(01:07:05):
They do have the rings to backit up. See he's got If you
looked behind me, it was fourof them. Are they're two of those
half of el Manny did that allright? And then David Carr also David
Carr also partially sort of sure wasa great locker ring dude, very handsome
guy. Let's move on at thethis is our final mock draft, but

(01:07:27):
you have a ten week mock draftseason. This year, we are in
week ten of ten, and becausethe NFL, we said we're gonna do
it until the NFL Draft starts.Mock draft season basically until the after the
Super Bowl ends until now. Andyeah, we've looked at a million different
mock drafts, so we tried tospice it up in just mock draft different
stuff each week. Last week wedid a mock draft of video games and

(01:07:49):
it was a very close race betweenmyself and Robert. Robert one, he
had forty four percent of the vote. I had forty one percent of the
vote, and Pat had fifteen.Well, you did take Halo with half
of your picks. I think thatif you had to look back at a
reason that might be why those twogames, you can seriously make the argument

(01:08:10):
that they revolutionize first person shooters morethan any two other games, except except
for maybe GoldenEye. They both werehuge in completely different ways. Okay,
one reinvented the campaign, the otherreinvented multiplayer. So on the season,
Robert has five wins total, Ihave four and Pat has none. Now

(01:08:34):
it pretty much looks like Roberts wrappedit up. If I somehow win,
we would be tied on wins forthe year. I feel like if if
somehow not say I'm going to win, but if I somehow won this week,
We're just gonna make the rule thatwe do one more mock draft next
week. Pat gets to participate init as well, and just whoever finishes

(01:08:57):
out of the best that of youand me wins can participate. He can
win the poll, but whoever finishedhis second or third if Pat wins next
week would be the winner. Isthat a fair because we maybe then then
we can also just have it towhere they pick Pat and we just keep
doing mock draft season. Yeah,but then it'll be whoever finish the second
and third among you guys for thatone. What if? What if for

(01:09:18):
next week's mock draft was we eachhad to pe pick like one person's team
from each of the mock drafts,So like, well, like I could
select your mock draft last week,Alex, and then another week Robert selects
you know, mine from Obviously,you guys aren't gonna be pick mine at
all. No, I know,it would be way too complicated, but

(01:09:41):
it's fun. The mock draft graphicis just a graphic of a little small
mock draft I had someone earlier today. I think it would be a good
one. But that's what we gotto do. If you win this one,
we gotta do with Typer. Ifit goes into extra innings and it
has to be monstdraft of fours,we got to bring it back. The
fans demanded just we can't use anyof the ones that. How does that
are? It's it's either we doone more or you can try and do

(01:10:03):
the math and total up all thepercentages over the year and see which one
of you had higher. I'm notgonna do that exactly, So one more
draft. Yeah, we would justdo one more than I've ever finished.
Better. Everyone's gonna Robert to himin ninety five percent just because people don't
want to hear one more. Thatmight be it. All right, So
this week we're doing a mock draftof sidekicks. I can't remember who suggested

(01:10:25):
that, but thank you for suggestingit. Hashtag PTG mock draft and if
you if you want to hit usup on Twitter, Rap pass Gay pod
suggests mock drafts for next season ormaybe next week. Who knows at passa
pod hashtag PTG mock draft. That'show we'll search for it and just big
mock draft of this hashtag PTG mockdraft. That's how we search for them.
So a mock draft of sidekicks.I guess Pat's going. We're going

(01:10:47):
to reverse snake order of last week. So it's gonna go Pat me Robert,
Robert me Pat, Pat me,Robert, Robert me Pat. That's
how snake drafts work. Pat thepossibly final first pick of mock draft season.
What are you thinking? Unprepared becauseI'm not used to picking first of
these? Uh, I gotta,I gotta. We were talking about there's

(01:11:09):
an obvious and as we talked aboutit, I think there's actually two.
I don't know if you have thesame one as me. I gotta go
with the O G sidekick Robin fromBatman and Robin. I okay, there's
another one that I assume you're gonnatake next, but I wasn't sure which
one you meant. Yeah, Robbie, he's the boy wonder I'm gonna go
Chewbacca because, oh you can,cunt. I thought that was gonna last

(01:11:32):
longer. Chewbacca is a g dude, like as a sidekick, like he's
shooting ship, he's traveling the galaxy, with you like, that's exactly fucking
You can pet him if you wantto. He's a cool dude. Who's
the best? Yeah, yeah,no doubt about it. Is that who
you had too? Or did youhave another person? No? Another one?

(01:11:53):
Okay, all right, Robert,you got two here, then maybe
you'll take one of them with mynumber one pick. I'm going the sidekick,
the phone, the phone, MotorolaSidekick probably could have been a fourth
rounder, but okay, it deservesto be number one. Shout out to
Curious. That was the one thatlike flips open right, Yeah, my

(01:12:15):
friend Curtis that started the pot withme put it. He had a lanyard
that he would wear like a necklaceand you just slide it and it was
like a fucking video game. Theyoung ones won't know about that one,
though, Robert, does that scareyou? You can just touch the screen
back. We we had the goldenage of phones. We got to see
all of them before it just becamethe touchscreen. We got all the cool
phones over the years, true deadnumber two. Somebody say this is too

(01:12:45):
early as well, but I'm goingwith me to this podcast. What do
you think you're better than me?So I'm the p yicon. You guys
are the main people. Do youwant me to say me or just Robert?
Robert B jokes? I think meme parentheses Robert. I was gonna
save that at the end. Iwas gonna be Pat and Robert and try

(01:13:08):
and do like both side cakes.It's true. We are we are,
we are like Robin and that girl. All right, back to me,
Oh ship, my bad. Fuck. I'm gonna go with Donkey from Shrek.

(01:13:39):
I had it on the list.I'm I'm I'm very happy the way
that this is setting up for me. Donkey is a great one though,
loves waffles, not so much ononions. Right right, all right,
you got two here? This okay, I'm going in order what I had
to. This is what I thoughtwas gonna be your Luigi. How did

(01:14:01):
Luigi make it through four picks ofyou guys Like? I understand Robert's doing
what Robert does, but come on, guys, Luigi, I list I'm
an idiot. Yeah, you're amore And then this is quite possibly the
greatest value draft pick ever. Inthe third round, Scottie Pippen, yeah
said, arguably the greatest sidekick inthe history of sports, Scott Off you

(01:14:27):
didn't even have that on your listeither, did you. All Right,
back to me, I'm gonna goDwight k Shrek. Very good tick.
He was helpful in a pinch,but it is also hilarious. Who sidekick

(01:14:47):
was he? More of Michaels orGems? Michael? He wanted to be
played off Jim Moore more of afoe with Jim friend of me? Maybe
you're right, you right on that? All right? I retract, I
retract, Yeah, okay, allright, well you got Robert, you
got two here to wrap it up. I'm going with I'm going with Ketchup.

(01:15:15):
Ketchup is a sidekick to That's that'sactually a very all right. All
condiments are that that is probably thegreatest of the connoments. That's fair.
It's a very good pack. Andthen you know, this is this is
where the trouble always comes into thelast one. What do I go with?

(01:15:39):
I've had three arguably the best ones. Now I gotta be like,
I gotta I gotta carry it home, right, I gotta I gotta land
the plane. I gotta sully it, as I say, hm mm hmm.
Roberts googling sidekicks right now, becausehe ran out. If if Alex

(01:16:00):
you were gonna go Pat and meet, I think I'm gonna go Ron and
Hermione, you had to pick one. You were gonna pick both of us,
though you were you said you weregonna pick both. But now I'm
saying, no, I I Ihave to agree with Robert on this.
No, We're going to do itbecause I had this exact same situation in

(01:16:21):
my head and I had to pickthe better of the two of them,
and you know who it is.Just pick the right one. I I
I'm kind of a bumbling idiot.They get them into scenarios, and the
other one is the one that knowsall the spells to save their ass,
and then when they're fucking chased fromthe death of the alloys, she can
build a tent and do all thatstuff. Just take Hermione, Just take
her. Alex. I was Iwould have agreed with you if you had

(01:16:45):
not already said your plan was totake both of us. You already said
you were gonna take it too.First, she thinks they're allowed. I
was expecting that would have been beendead. I was just gonna throw it
out there. I hate I gotto side with I think giving he's getting
two people then, because you alreadyestablished that you were going to try and

(01:17:08):
do that, so you could havebeen like all of the other people with
Mario, then on Luigi, onPrincess Peach or a warrior, because Luigi
is there. The rest of themare ancillary characters. Well, Yoshi's technically
a sidekick. He's his horse.He's a dinosaur, but like horse in
that world basically, but they're not. They're not like a duo and you

(01:17:30):
Luigi also rides Yoshi, so Yoshiis a step belone because he's the sidekick
to the sidekick. Sorry, I'llsay buy your own all right, you're
gonna try and get two picks then, yeah, I wouldn't have said it
if you hadn't previously said that youwere planning on taking both me and Pat.
His logic is flawless, Alex,all right, well just remember sidekicks.

(01:17:55):
That's multiple sidekicks. We have two. You don't have one, that's
what I say. Times Okay,so you don't have one from the two
of us, that's fucked up.Yeah, I'm my co hosts now not
sidekicks anymore. I'm gonna go withHarley Quinn because she has tits. Harley
Quinn, suck it. She's theJoker sidekick. Look at me picking superhero

(01:18:18):
side cakes. Fuck you, value, pick value, pick fuck you.
I would have taken her Miami.You could add Harley Quinn. Fuck you.
But I'm putting the hottest fucking pictureof Harley Quinn on the little graphic
too. She's probably just tits.Maybe the porn version, the tits two

(01:18:39):
boobs, one of the last.No, that's not what I'm taking m
Samwise, Gamgy, close it out, Sam from Lord of the Rings,
Sam Wise, Gamgy Where I justput Lord of the Rings Sam. Yeah,

(01:19:03):
he was a bad ass. Frodowas a little bit. They only
made it because of Sam. Samwas a fucking badass. He's also rudy.
No, they made it as aGollumn. He fucking is that.
No. Sam would have got himthere without Gollum. There's no ring without
Sam, then there's no journey withoutSam. Would have made it as far

(01:19:24):
as he did. Sam had tocarry his ass literally at the end,
because he's small a little bitch.His ring is making me weak. Sam
was like, let's fucking go,dude, all right. Wrapping up the
mock draft, sision. Possibly let'sget to the recaps of our picks.

(01:19:45):
We'll get to honorable mentions afterwards.Uh Pat And the mock draft of sidekicks
had Robin Luigi, Scottie Pippen,and Sam from Lord of the Rings.
I'm gonna yeah, I don't knowhow you beat that, but I think
that every week, so I thinkthat's beautiful. I had Chewbacca, Donkey

(01:20:05):
from Shrek, Dwight Shrut from theOffice, and Harley Quinn. Very very
good value pick right there. Roberthad the Motorola sidekick himself, Ketchup and
Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, whoare two people, but he took as
a single pick, and then wewere generation to allow him to do that.

(01:20:26):
So let's go through the mock drafthonor mentions. I had Goose from
Top Gun. But I don't knowif you're a good sidekick or if you're
like a wingman too. I don'tknow if he's more of a wingman than
a sidekick. I think they're kindof the little thing. But I feel
like people would have argued, likehe's a wingman, not a sidekick,
and then I would have had tohave it. I mean, technically,

(01:20:47):
he wasn't. He wasn't Mavericks wingman. The wing man is the other guys
in the other planes. Isn't theuh tails? Hold on, I want
to clarify one thing before the graphicthing. It's not the Motorola sidecake.
It's the t mobile psychic. Okay, go catch we get that right on
there, make a break. Ihad tails. I guess now you can

(01:21:12):
also add knuckles into that. Nope, the brain from Pinky in the brain,
I mean Pinky, Pinky, Pinky. The brain was the man.
Pinky was the sidekick. I saidthat backwards. Groot Uh Doctor Watson Holmes,
pat Ooho icing the ultimate sidekick forthe cake. Yeah, yeah,

(01:21:42):
Phonsie. It's like Chewbacca if somebodyhad taken Chewbacca. He's like, you're
authoritarian. For your authority friend,It's like, yo, we're gonna get
some beats, some music on thisjukebox. I got you pop Now.
Music's playing like he's the bad boyin the group and everybody needs that bad
boys sidekick. Andy Dwyer. AndyDwyer's good Barney Rubble and Buzz Lightyear Barney.

(01:22:08):
I see, I don't know aboutBuzz though. Is he the sidekick
to Andy. I think, whatis a one? What is the first
toy? He's the o g Whatis the first toy? There's an argument
I was also just gonna put andI feel like you would have had to
accept it. Dogs, Yes,you're going to take dogs. I figured

(01:22:31):
you were a bitch about it.No, dogs are man's best friend.
There's the ultimate sidekick, silent Bob. Oh, that's a good one.
Walter from the Big Lebowski, theArbiter from Halo, Garth from Wayne's World,

(01:22:55):
Keith Richards, John Lennon McCartney's moretalented Ringo's band I could have taken.
I could have taken John and Paul. I should probably taken both of
those guys, the Apostles. Thatwould have been a hell of a pick

(01:23:15):
that just came to me. Theywere all. That's where it would have
sucked it up. Robert should havejust had to take Hermione. If you'd
taken Hermione, I think you couldhave still had a wing list anywhere.
You're trying to impose weird rules ona pretty open ended thing that we it
was. That's why it's done.It's there. But like I mean,
if you're talking about sidekicks for HarryPotter. Ron Weasley is not the guy

(01:23:38):
batgirl, night Wing, the otherthree jokers. I mean Robbins. Yeah,
no, no no no no nono, no, no no no.
She did a company on adventures,but she was her own thing.
She was an anti hero anti heroinanti harrow Win. All right, mock

(01:24:02):
Draft, I feel like I'm missing, like pretty obvious video game ones that
I can't think of. But ohwell, did you have any more Robert
Genie Selly in a Genie Okay,yeah, Squeak from basketball, Yeah,

(01:24:23):
okay, all those are solid ones. All right, we'll put that pull
up at about three o'clock on Thursday, the twenty fifth. We'll leave it
up until about five or six onFriday, so you'll have time to vote,
and that might be the final oneof the seasons. Have a happy
mock draft offices in everybody, andwe'll recap this next week no matter what.

(01:24:43):
Maybe we'll go to overtime, maybenot, I don't know. All
right, moving on, let's getto the not cool segment. Pat,
will you tell everybody really quickly aboutthe wonderful folks at Little m Shop.
No, I'm just fucking with you. What do you think you've I know

(01:25:04):
what I just did. That wasa real stinker thing to do. But
luckily, if something stinks around you, you can get some little lem shop
air fresheners. Boom, See whatI did there. Robert loved that one.
Clip clap clap clap. Yeah,just replace the one in my trash
can. Last Sunday, after Itook out the trash, I had cut
up some pork and there was trimmingsin there for a couple of days that

(01:25:26):
I let sit too long, andthen it was stinky bam doing the new
airfreshener. Not stinky, no monew slogan. I'll give that to Emma
for free. Get the little mare frost. Get yourself a bunch of
air fresheners. They're inexpensive as hell. They're not in the little baby back
bitch fucking trees that everybody has.Everybody you know it's twenty twenty four.

(01:25:47):
B your own individual, get specialones that not everyone has. And guess
what you get them? They lookawesome, they smell awesome. Your friend
see them. They want to belike you. You become a trendsetter like
Robert. If only we could bemore like you while you're there, pick
yourself up some stickers for your laptop, because that's what we all do.

(01:26:10):
I still don't understand why we doit. It's like bumper stickers but for
your laptop. Doesn't make any senseto me. But you know what,
I fucking have like six of themon there. We all fall into the
trap. Get yourself some stickers fromthere. Get yourself a keychain that shows
how much now thirty one more songsworth of Taylor Swift references you can put
on keychains. You can be anupdated Swifty. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna

(01:26:33):
get one that says hand jobs forgrand theoto no no finger, meaning yeah,
that's your typewriter at my apartment.You could get that customized on that
I've ever heard in my life.You left your type my apartment. Do
you know what a computer it?Somebody brought a typewriter over to my place

(01:26:56):
and was writing on it. Ithink that's the most annoying shou ever.
Stop you do that in private.That also be kind of funny. Now
you smoked than eight seven bars ofchocolate. We declared Charlie Puths should be
a bigger artist. You could getthat put on that. I think it's
a little wordy. Maybe for acustomers well, but I don't know.
Hit him up Little m shop dotcom, Little e m shop dot com.
They are at little em Shop onInstagram, at little em tweets on

(01:27:20):
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But yeah, YouTube dot com.Then, uh, and what do we
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What is Robert's best feature? Ifyou're watching us on YouTube, in the
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(01:29:23):
these the comments, like everybody's gonnasay the hog Yeah, but it'd be
really funny, just like it's gonnabe like one person that's gonna be like
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me that one time, like sixyears this still think about it. Bookmark
this video and go remember it foreverif you leave him a nice remark.
So go say Robert's favorite your favoritefeature on Robert, there's best quality on

(01:29:46):
uh on no feature. I wantit to be something physical. Robert's best
feature on our YouTube episode five sixtytwo on YouTube. Okay, I'm gonna
build up his body positivity. Let'sstart off or not Cool segment with Melissa
Hidges's mel hide myself on Twitter andMelissa says, I pulled a muscle or
pinched a nerve. Not sure whatthe fuck I did, but it's that

(01:30:08):
area right where your shoulder blade ends. It sucks. So practicing my robot
moves because looking around hurts anytime yougot a pulled muscle or anything like that,
and just you sleep on it wrong. You can't turn your neck all
the way like, that's the worst. That spot specifically sucks ass too,
because then you feel it every timeyou breathe. It's right behind your lung

(01:30:30):
knees. So like for those listening, Alex is doing a jumping jack motion
with his hands, like a jumpingjack. It'll work those muscles right there.
I don't know that good to know, but yeah that I've had that
before too, When every breath youjust feel a fucking muscle tightening right behind
your lung. That sucks, yeahat all. And Melissa, I recommend

(01:30:54):
in my professional medical opinion that youneed to take a leak week off of
work and just snuggle with the puppies. That'll that'll help hill it up and
binge episodes of past Well, ofcourse the dogs are gonna want to hear
it. Well, yeah, becausethere's such go boys and go girls.
Who's your go puppy? See's letthem listen to that part. They'll be
happy. Yeah, play that forthem all right. Next time we got

(01:31:16):
is from Jordan Welch. He's athe's at jay Underscore Welch two seven nine
five on Twitter, and Jordan sayshe also touched a picture Robert, if
you want to throw this up onthe audio or the video version of it.
He says, my apartment's trash hasn'tbeen picked up in two scheduled trash
days. It's starting to not onlybecome a mess, but to stink up
the place. And he's got thetrash just kind of piled up on top

(01:31:41):
of a big dumpster. Yeah,that sucks. I've I've seen places before
where they had like we have atrash shoot, and we've never had it
to get to the point where like, like I had friends that tried to
put it in the trash shoot before, and like trash was backed up all
the way to the top of thetrash shoot. So it was just like,
well, can't even put your trashhere. Have fun. That's bad.
But yeah, at a certain pointthey gotta figure that shit out.

(01:32:04):
That's not cool at all, man, not cool at all. Yeah,
that you get weird animals going throughit and shit like that. Maybe just
get like little twenty little m airfresheners and just put them all around.
We'll tell your apartments to do that, because that shouldn't be your responsibility to
Jordan, they should have to investin that. Also, tell them to
get someone to pick it the fuckup. Yeah, pick up the fucking

(01:32:28):
trash. I'm not living here tohave this is gonna track rats. I'm
gonna get rats. I gotta payfor trash pick up right, Okay,
Then make sure it gets picked upalso, that would be real shame if
this ended up just big a fire. Maybe tell them to give you a
discount on your route, your rent, or you're gonna sit out front and
just tell potential people that they don'tpick up the trash and it smells really
fucking bad and they shouldn't live there. You know who also hates when apartments

(01:32:51):
treat their tenants poorly. He doeswork in waste management. That is one
of his businesses that he's involved,and he's an entrepreneur. Perhaps reach out
to Frankie Ocho, Francis Vicente Ochoand associates and let him know you part

(01:33:14):
of the gravy Yang and they'll belike, look, Jordan, here,
sit down. Just need to tellyou a few things. Well, it's
gonna happen here. See, trashis gonna get taken out there. You're
not gonna need to ask any questions. But when they come to you,
when they ask how this got done, you gotta say you knew nobody.
You know you might have to beproactive on this one. Just ignore me.
I see I can't really read it, but I see that there's a
number on the side of that.Just call them over and over because your

(01:33:35):
apartments aren't going to do shit.Prima Complex owners are assholes. Calm back.
We have trashed and be picked uphere at this location. They haven't
shut up for two weeks. Yep. Call them that like every thirty minutes.
And this is a trash war situationwhere you have rival trash companies fighting
for turf. Like I feel likeI know how I could handle this too,

(01:33:58):
because I've seen this apparent. No, I think what it is is
a lot of the times they justdon't have enough like people quit or whatever
reason, and they don't have enoughstaff to be finishing them, so they
just don't. Because they also willrefuse to pay their drivers and employees over
time for the extra stuff, sothey just let it go for a while.

(01:34:19):
In different areas, Yeah, traffpick up companies they do some fun,
they pull some bullshit. This isthe mob, because the mob.
All right, Mikey Paul, whatis it with our next not cool at
it's just Mikey p It's his birthdaytoday, Happy birthday, Mikey p Mikey

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Paul says I delivered to the sameguy every single week. He never tips
and always says I'll get you nexttime. That is very not cool.
This guy's a piece of shit.The fact that he says the same thing
every time, I'll get you nexttime, dude, get you next time.
It's not funny, but it's alsosuper funny at the same time.

(01:35:02):
That guy's unequivocally a fucking asshole.When I was in high school and I
delivered pizza for one of my summerjobs, I uh, there was this
guy that like two or three timesI went there and he would always be
like, oh, you can't justspot me. And he would be like
a couple of bucks short on thepizza every single time, like, no,
I can't spot you, dude.They why would I pay for your

(01:35:24):
pizza that I just drove here anddelivered to you, Like I'm working,
I'm not just gonna buy here yourlast two dollars. Oh, come on,
man, what are you gonna dowith that? You I don't fucking
know. But you didn't buy it, dude. It's not that it would
come out of the company. Itwould come out of your paycheck. Like,
dude, I'm working for the tipsthat you're also not giving. I'm
making negative money delivering this, Like, yeah, you work like you What

(01:35:46):
are you doing, dude? Likewhen you got off the phone when you
called, they told you a price, right, and you had to be
like, ah, shit, that'sseventeen. I only had fourteen, Like
you had to know. He keptdoing that. It was like two times
or three times that it happened,and I was just like, you just
gave it to him. No,No, I didn't. I didn't.

(01:36:08):
I was like, no, wecan't do this, and he'd come on
man, and then I was like, yeah, you can call and play
on your ship. So you justtook the pizzas back he did to go
find more money after this. FirstI would have pretended like he was looking
for stuff, and then I feltlike he was just like wasting time to
try and like it's not a bigdeal, dude. Like, but then
when I go back and I'm short. However much my boss is gonna like,
what the fuck dude? After thesecond time, I would have told

(01:36:30):
my boss picked mark this address down, we don't deliver there anymore. Yeah,
this guy just keeps making us makeHe's costing us money by not having
the money, so then the pizzago to waste. Yeah, that's what
a fucking dickhead. Yeah sucks.I'm sorry, p bro. Happy birthday,
Happy birthday bydy we love you.Uh. Raymundo, being a vitez

(01:36:50):
at k Mundo be on Twitter,says I came to watch a movie at
two pm. Since I'm off,I was the only ticket and so someone
bought one in the same row.What the fuck, bro, I moved,
But seriously, what the fuck?See this is me not going to
movie in a very long time.I forget that you had to buy some

(01:37:12):
seats now. Yeah, like inthe past it would have been a problem.
You buy a ticket and it justgets you in. You sit wherever.
Now everything is marked. What kindof a psycho goes to buy a
ticket, sees that one seat issold in the theater and goes, well,
that's the row. I want,get a row behind or in front.
But what was the like how closewas he to but like were you

(01:37:35):
like in the middle, because youknow how if like you get that,
what is it that you're supposed tobe like the middle row in the middle
and you get all the sound andshit, and like if that's the if
like you both got that middle one, Like I can maybe see that,
but that is kind of weird.I would still sit like three or four
seats over. Yeah, I thinkif they did that, then it's fine.
I assume he had to be withintwo seats of him. It's good,

(01:37:58):
like close enough to where like youcan just look and say something to
the guy, like not loud,just whispering, and he can hear,
Like, dude, just book arow behind. Now I gotta move because
you don't understand basic fucking human contact, Moonda, you should just pretending you
were jerking off, like not reallyjerk off, but just say oh shit,
and then like he would have beenweird as he would just moved,

(01:38:21):
Like all this time you saw thatthis was the only seat sold in the
theater and you still bought that one. Yeah, that's not cool at all,
not cool, especially because there's nothingworse than one. You're in a
movie theater and you're the only onein there, and then like three minutes

(01:38:41):
before showtime, somebody else shows up. Godda, it's the dream everybody's always
wanted to happen. It's never happenedfor me. Yeah, oh, here
we go. And then right atcommercials, like right at the last preview,
like I don't know if I wouldlaugh when I brought six kids it's
a babysitter with six kids on asummer break. No, I think in
my head because it would be likeif if it was I've never gone along,

(01:39:02):
it would be like need my buddy, and then other people walking.
I'm like, dude, we couldhave just treated this like Mystery Science.
Theater had like loud conversations during themovie, like we're watching on the couch,
yeah, and then other people hadto show up, fucking assholes.
You should have just filmed the wholemovie and stole the bootleg style, put

(01:39:25):
the camera right behind his seat sothen they can track it back to where
he was sitting in that seat.It was that guy was banning him from
itself was hilarious. Have you everseen a movie by yourself? Robert in
the theater? Like the only onethere? No, just like like gone

(01:39:48):
gone solo to see Yes, yes, I might have. I don't think
I ever had one time, andI couldn't find anybody to go. It
was the It was like the sequelThe Room was by Tommy Wiseau that made
The Room. So I knew itwas gonna be a bad movie, and
and it was that town and Iwas just like to see me want go

(01:40:09):
this, and nobody wanted to.She went out of town and playing the
trip after Alex asked her if shewanted to go and sad by myself and
I watched it and it was bad. I saw Venom two. I knew
it was also gonna be a badmovie, and I didn't want to make
Sam come along and watch that movie, so like I would just go by
myself. I think it was likea Tuesday, like one or something PM.

(01:40:30):
It was like a Friday. Ifeel like a loser walking on.
So she is no one cares,like, yeah they don't, No one
cares. If I really want tosee it, I would have like maybe
I've done I don't remember ever doingit, but you know I drank,
So that's why I score off moviesforever. I was like never watching another

(01:40:51):
movie again ever. I would.My only problem is I don't want to
get stuck in between two people thatI don't know. That's what That's what
I think stops me from going bymyself to the movies. Yeah, well,
just don't go on opening weekend.You'll be fine. If you go
during the day, you should begood. I mean, you never know.

(01:41:11):
People book take They could the wholeplace could be open. They could
book either side of me. True, true, All right, Plus,
you need a friend to be like, dude, that preview looks good.
You gotta be able to talk aboutthe previews. We gotta see that one.
We're going to see that. Bothsucks. We've gon to two movies
in five years, but we're definitelygoing to see that one. We'll go
and see that one. Make planssummer dude. Fuck y'all. Uh.

(01:41:33):
Brandon Davis aka Texas Cat Daddy,he's at a stream of cream On Twitter,
Brandon says, I worked fucking nearsixty hours this week. No overtime.
I'm paid by the job. Idid the same amount of jobs I
usually do each week. I needa drink. Yeah, that's a sixty
hour work week. That's not ideal. Yeah, as I was reading it.

(01:41:57):
I was like, dude, ifyou get paid by the job,
you work sixty hours and that meansmore money anyway, until I got to
the end of the sentence is thesame. Yeah, that fucking blows.
Dude, that does suck. I'msorry. Man, Hey, you've earned
a drink. You've earned six drinks, seven, maybe even eight, hell

(01:42:17):
nine, just have a bottle.Might as well make a ten twelve pack,
Just just just twelve pack it.But te's a peasy. That sucks.
Man, that sucks. We're goingto a dog over there, all
right, I have an okay one, I can start us with my I'm

(01:42:38):
I. You know we're the torturedGravy department here as a tortured poet myself.
I've been writing my poetry this week, and you know, sometimes I
get parched, so I want togo get a water, a glass of
water, and I'll go. Andthree fucking times this week I either tried
to flush a toilet or gone toget water. And the water has been
out of my apartments because been doingconstruction. I again, I am no

(01:43:02):
longer on the email list because Iyelled at them, so it took me
off the email list. So theemail my wife, not me, and
I don't know this. So I'mhome just like I'm gonna go take a
shower. I can't take a fuckingshower. Fuck, can't refill my brita.
Fuck, and just the inconvenances whenyou like, like you know,
the water's out, I don't knowhow long it's gonna be out, and
it's been off for like hour twohours max. The each of the two

(01:43:26):
times, or if the three times, we haven't. Many times just happened,
but uh, like you just forget, Like I'll be like, Okay,
well I'm gonna go do this.I come and take out the trash
and then wash my hands. I'mlike, fuck, we still don't have
any water. So it's like justwhen you you can't consistently, we'll forget
that you don't have the water onanymore, and then you're always reminded like,
fuck, this is the worst,and I really wish I had water
on right now. But yeah,when they did it like two or three

(01:43:49):
times, it wasn't like just theywere being assholes. I saw that they
were digging up the road in frontof us, so they were actually doing
construction. The city was, butnot ideal. Water important it's a pretty
important thing. Might have to makea well for the next time that happens.
What do you guys got, Igot a couple. I'm extremely irate

(01:44:14):
with NFL Network right now. Iunderstand that their morning show is being moved
from New York to LA and it'sbeen off the air for like a month.
Now. There's gonna be like,I think another month. They gave
everybody like fucking two months off ofthe move. It's the week of the
draft and they have zero programming everymorning to cover. Dude. I was

(01:44:36):
trying to same to me. Iwas trying to do some shit yesterday.
I was just gonna be doing somelike stuff around the house, and I
was like, fuck yeah, letme turn on NFL Network. They're gonna
have draft coverage on. I'll justhave that in the background and then you
can throw out there like, oh, dude, so Romo Dnesday. You
know he's left hand and his favoritecolor is green. Like you learn random
facts about people that you can dropat like a draft party. Like I

(01:44:58):
was so excited to hear ground noisedraft talk and it was like the replay
of the Senior Bowl. Dude,every every single morning I get into work
and I'll turn on the TV andI've got like ten fifteen minutes of like
paper shit that I have to puttogether in the morning. Now it always
turn it on and like listen,and every morning it's like fucking Packers,
Steelers' super Bowl cult super Bowl.Its just replays of Super Bowls. The

(01:45:21):
best option I have is to turnon fucking Get Up with Mike Greenberg because
the other ones are just debate showswhere they don't talk about and all they
talk about is basketball, and theneighty percent of the time they're talking about
basketball. I can't watch any draftprep coming up to the It's insane.
This morning, I got to workafter Monday and Tuesday the same shit,

(01:45:42):
and I was like, you knowwhat, I bet it's today though,
because it's the day before the draft, they'll have something. Turn on the
TV, fucking super Bowl sixty four. I'm like, God, damn it,
How you are the NFL fucking networking? Yeah, this is your week
morning coverage? Is your week draftthat you were about to air? Tot.
I bet you get to work tomorrowthere's nothing on. Yeah, Like,

(01:46:03):
I understand your morning show is moving. You can't not, but like
the morning show is not all dayno, but like the morning show is
moving schedule some other people to getinto a fucking studio and run some draft
prep in the mornings. Yes,this is such a like just obvious fucking

(01:46:25):
thing to do that it's been drivingme absolutely nuts. I love Draft week.
The NFL Draft is one of myfavorite events of every year, and
this week everybody was like, well, we're like not even one of the
other ones, like FS one.You could have given skipped the fucking week
off and just run draft prep.You could have noticed that NFL network was
not doing it. You guys couldhave had a fucking monopoly on the market,

(01:46:47):
and none of the other shows werelike, let's do it. Yeah,
it's pretty dumb. It's pretty dumb. I'm glad that I didn't realize
that you're not cool that I didnotice that. I think Monday or Tuesdays
week was like, what the fuck? I've been so angry every morning because
good to have a guide And you'relike, oh, well, like they
probably have, Like that must bejust a weird scheduling thing. It's got

(01:47:11):
to be none of this. It'sjust reruns of games all day no,
And I and I don't always puton NFL in the morning. Sometimes I'll
have it be Network NHL. Ijust happened to have it on like three
weeks ago when they were and Ihappen to be in front of the TV
and not walk around doing something whenthey said on air that they're gonna be
taking like two months off while theymove it to LA. Otherwise all this

(01:47:34):
week I would have just been likeconfused as shit, like what is happening?
Did they take it off the air? Did they cancel the show?
It? I'm so mad. Ihate it so much. I also hate
it just because there's teams in LAnow, like they're like, well,
we have to have a hub there, like not really, you could still
be in New York, New YorkCity. It's LA. So they built

(01:47:58):
a mass or bottom massive space andthis to do it because it's across it's
across the street from like the stadiumtoo, So let's just move to LA.
Everyone wants to live out there andwhich I can't. I can't blame
them the higher up, so like, oh wait, I can move out
of New York yeah and live ingood weather. It fucking ruined my draft
week, though my other one isa combination of Exfinity and me because Monday,

(01:48:27):
I'm getting ready to watch the Bruins'first playoff game and they're doing the
national anthems and my infinity goes out, Not like Kaepernick running next bandy over
here, dude, it was justlike and then I get a text a
little bit later that says, hey, we know there's an outage in the
area where we'll have We're expecting tohave it done by ten thirty, which,

(01:48:50):
like they always say that and sometimesit's way longer, but most of
the time it's a few hours.And it was back by like the middle
of the second period. But thenI'm sitting there screm smbling because like I
pulled up on my phone. ThenI decide, you don't let me hotspot
my phone and I can watch iton my laptop. The hotspot wasn't strong
enough to run streaming video on thelaptop, so then I had to watch

(01:49:11):
half the Bruins game on my phone, which just drove me fucking nuts.
But they won and it was okay, or maybe that was something whatever fucking
day was. The next day,get ready to watch more playoff hockey.
I'm playing some video games. Exfinitygoes down again, but like my team
wasn't playing and I was playing justlike old Call of Duty like campaigns.

(01:49:33):
So it's like whatever, this doesn'treally matter. I don't need internet.
I'll just follow whatever game like,I'll check scores on my phone. After
a while, I never get atext either. I'm like, this is
fucking weird. I just keep playingvideo games all night. My sister had
her boyfriend and his kid over.They're just hanging out. I'm like,
fucking whatever. They leave eventually togo back to his place, and after

(01:49:57):
a couple of hours, I goto let the dogs out and I go
into her room. I'm like,let me just check the motem. I
guess the kid had just unplugged themotim at some point in the room that
they're all hanging out with And like, I text her later, I was
like, hey, I found outwhat happened. Somebody unplugged the router.
She was like, I'll yell atthem, and I was like, I'm
gonna yell at you. You werein the fucking room and you never thought

(01:50:18):
to check the plot. I neverwent and checked because I was like,
she's in the fucking room. Shewas in and like, there's no way
she wanted to know. I waslike, I went like four hours and
all it was was it was fuckingunplugged. I was so and I was

(01:50:40):
slightly angry at myself, like Ishould have just gone to check. Girls,
like, no, there's two otheradults in that room. Oh yeah,
you assumed that. I was,like, god damn it, I
could have been watching two different hockeygames this whole fucking time. That's like
the like, hey, did Ileave my hat in your car and you've
been you'd say no, and thenwell let me check, Like well I

(01:51:01):
just did check, but okay,Like that's what you would have been,
like if you did, y'all unplugthis? No, and then yeah,
okay you did. I didn't eventext her anything about it, being we
didn't talk this whole time because,like I said, I was playing video
games. And then when I textedher, she said, yeah, I
was gonna ask you about that,but I just didn't it like both of
us just didn't ask the other person. But like I was, you're fucking
eight feet away, You're eight feetaway from the plug. How did you

(01:51:26):
not just check itid? God damnit. I wasn't even like really angry
about it. I was just like, what the fuck, man, the
fuck is happening? All right,Robert, what about you? That was
a good one. Bat So.I mentioned previously that birthday season from my
family I started. One of mycousin's birthday was over the weekend, and

(01:51:50):
a different birthday was earlier in April, and we got together then, and
as we were leaving, my cousinsaid, oh, yeah, we'll get
together, probably leave Saturday this pastSaturday to celebrate, just because it's easier.
He lives kind of far and youknow, Sunday everyone's got to go
back to school and work and blahblah blah blah. So we get together

(01:52:11):
Saturday. I'm like, cool,Saturday, sounds good to see you then.
And he texted me last week whilewe were doing the podcast just saying
the same thing. They just reminder, we'll get together this Saturday. I'm
like cool. I just thumbs upthe text because we were podcasting, it
was a little distracted. So wego Saturday and like all the lights are

(01:52:39):
off at the house. Oh,this is weird. I really I hope
that they didn't change the location andthey didn't tell us, because like it
was gonna be at his mom's placeor his house, his house, and
then we walk up to the houselike there's two people in there, my
aunt and another cousin, and they'relike, oh, no, it's tomorrow.

(01:53:02):
We'll getting together tomorrow. That youwere about to say, you like
ruined the surprise party. No,I'm like, what I thought you said
Saturday. We had previously said Saturday, like you verbally, and then you
also text it. I'd look backthe text did say Sunday? Ah,
yeah, because then you're mad atthe information that is given to you.

(01:53:26):
You're like, nope, I justcan't read. Did you just leave?
Did you feel obliged to like alittle bit? Well, yeah, it
was like a forty five minute drive, so you have like, okay,
let's hang out for like an hour. Immediately I would have been like,
let's just go get somebody. Yeah, dude, that's it. That is

(01:53:49):
you win. You win there.Not cool this week, but fucking three
plus hours in your car in twodays to the party. Yeah. We
didend up going Sunday because we couldn'tSunday. So I'm like, okay,
they already know we can't this Sunday. So when he texted, I thought
he was saying Saturday because he alreadyknew he couldn't Sundays. And like I

(01:54:12):
said, podcast, we're podcasting,so I'm like, okay, yeah,
thumbs up, put my phone backdown and never ahead again. Did you
telling to save you a slice ofcake? I would never, They set
aside, I'll pick up in aboutthree weeks. It'd be great. Still,
good, little fucking ca cater overhere. You just hate birthdays,

(01:54:35):
specifically because of the cake Roberts woreon a cake. This is so good
though. Yeah, that sucks.That really sucks. Both of you guys
had the not cools where it's likeit's on me, but it's not cool
because I should have picked that upand I just did it. Those are

(01:54:56):
the worst ones. I just Iexpected my sister to have a functioning brain.
Yeah, so that's my fault.I should know by now. All
right, let's move on to theanswer segment. Let's wrap this bad boy
up. We did the pre coachthere, we pitch our ideas, we
ask any questions we have. Wewould like you guys do the same thing

(01:55:16):
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answer to answer to any questions.All right, Our first question this week

(01:57:59):
comes to us in an email form. Dane, you're gonna have to change
the email method that you use goingforward. But Dane Milner writes in again
and says, could you beat upany bird in a fight? No Ah,
you're wrong, I could kick anybird's ass. The andy and condor

(01:58:21):
has a wingspan of ten feet teninches and large talents. No, it
would swoop down on you, dude. A peregrine falcon could fuck you up
because they dive at so fast theydive what is it like one hundred and
twenty fucking miles an hour something likethat, they so, dude, A

(01:58:44):
bald eagle could fuck you up.Yeah, right, So first of all,
maybe you're gonna fight a ball baldeagle. You're gonna fuck up a
bald eagle. But if it's gonnathrow down, I have to throw it
down back. Dude. The clawson some of these birds, you don't
know, they would fucking tear yourshit up. Oh yeah, until I
just punched them out of the fuckingair, and then, oh no,

(01:59:04):
what, you're on the ground.I got you here, bitch. Peregrine
falcons, they're they're not that big. But if this thing dive bombs you
at two hundred and forty miles anhour and hits you in the head,
you're done. Yeah, I'll weara helmet, idiot. You're not gonna
see it coming. Yeah, twohundred and forty miles an hour, it
gets you in the chest, you'redone. Yeah. Not if I swat

(01:59:25):
him away, you won't. He'smoving two hundred and forty miles. Nowt
the fuck out of that bitch,dude. I would kill any bird.
The only bird that I could notkill is the pterodactyl, but that's a
dinosaur, not a bird, sothat doesn't even count. I can fuck
up any bird out there and makeyou up. Oh okay, okay,
dude, what happens when you getscared? Idiot? You put your head

(01:59:46):
in the ground. Loser. Iwould chop the fucking ostrich his neck off,
just kari, chop his neck offand fucking bend his fucking little bitch
neck, dude, I'd fuck upon an an ostrich. I'd fuck up
an ostrich A I'm an ostrich.The average weight is three hundred and forty
six pounds. Yeah, just tacklethem. You get a big boy,
you get you get the fucking bigshow version of the ostrich. I think

(02:00:10):
it's four hundred plus. It's chargingyou full speed. Yeah, and then
a hip check him and he fuckingeats shit. His little bitch legs are
broken in half because he's the fuckinglegs like an inch wide. Fuck him.
Somali ostriches are two hundred and ninetypounds. That thing's a pirate.
It's gonna fuck you up, atwo pirate. There's any pirates. I

(02:00:34):
can stop its ostrich pirates. Icould stop the fuck out of that.
And this has any bird, itdoesn't just say living. I there was
here. I found a bird here. The largest bird ever in existence was
eighteen hundred and seventy pounds. Yeah, come get me. Then you're dead.
You suck. You can't fight.That's why it's extinct. Birds are

(02:00:59):
dumb. People are not dumb.I could kick any bird's ass, any
bird in the world. If you'rea bird listening to this right. Now,
come at me. I'll fuck youup. I'll fuck you up.
Birds calling all birds. This isn'ta bird swarm. This is a one
on one me VIA win that fight. I win that fight one hundred percent
of the time. Bro, You'reyou're not You're not thinking about the talents.

(02:01:26):
That paragrimuck ho oh, No anotherone. How are you gonna block
a talent? Uh? You justpunch it, punched through it. Well,
I'm talking about the talents with bigbirds. You're gonna punch it.
Okay, so you punch the talent. The talent hits the back of your
hand, rips your hand open.Now all those muscles can't be used.
Now you're gonna floppy hand. Gotthe other hand. Boom done. Then

(02:01:48):
it does it again. Nope,they got no hand. Pot I got
hot. So when he does that, he hits this arm, I just
grab his claws at the other one, pull him down, and then I
just slam his head on the ground. He's had done. I can't do
this all day, dude. Giveme any kind of bird, I'll tell
you i'd fight it. I cangrab it by the fucking legs, smash

(02:02:09):
it on the ground. Test deaddone. Let me ask you a question.
Do you think you're stronger than theaverage Florida man. Uh, because
here's the story of a castle likebird attacked and killed the Florida man.
Yeah, then I'm tough with thatguy, I think. Okay, the
guy was also seventy five, andhe was the bird's owner. And see

(02:02:31):
you let the bird get close toyou. He stayed all your weaknesses.
He had film. I'm not lettingthese birds get filmed when we fuck those
birds. I respect birds. Idon't. Do you think you can kill
big bird? Yeah? I cankill big bird easy, Yeah I could.
I could fuck bird. Give mea gun. Is it any bird?
Yeah? Any bird in the world. Now I'm realistic. I am

(02:02:57):
too. I fuck up a bird. I am Alex King of the Birds,
Robert, what do you think?No, just that even that falcon
that Pat was talking about two hundredmiles an hour, it's cruising speed is
fifty five miles an hour. Yeah, so it is mine. When I'm
in the car. You drive inthe car only in school, zuts.

(02:03:23):
Yeah, No, dude, birdsare their modern ancestors of dinosaurs. People
forget that. Yeah, so whatdude? Yeah? Where what happened?
To dinosaurs. They didn't make it, dude, God, I would love
to hear that Robert gets attacked bya bird or not Robert, Sorry,
Alex gets attacked by a bird sometimethe next year. Not you, Robert,

(02:03:45):
I love you. Yeah, andI'll be here on the podcast.
Been like, and I fucking killedthis ship out of that bitch. I'll
spend it all this time worried aboutfucking robots and you got taken out by
a hat. You were that wasa person. There's an a hat grazing
your eye, funcked you out,and you think there's a you think in

(02:04:08):
the eye of the hat. Youknow what's starver than a hat? Brim
talents? Yeah, but I hadall have arms up, dude, I'm
ready for you, and then it'llslice up your arms. I would fuck
up, du DONI don I wouldsuck up all the birds even is it
taller than you? Ostriches are tallerthan you, and they have the dumbest

(02:04:30):
next ever, dude, just dead. I assume. I would assume they
use them like weapons like girafts.Do they got hard heads? Dude?
Have you heard me in this argument? How bro? Come on, dude?
I would love to watch you fightan Ostrich and get your ass kicked.

(02:04:53):
Yeah, you should come on outand does that little fucking flowery dance
on your fucking body after knocks youout. It wouldn't do that because it'd
be on the ground. I'd bestepping on its dumb broken neck, fucking
fucking crouch humps you like a talo. Would not I wouldn't do that.
Wouldn't do that. I'd be rippingits wing off and cooking it. But

(02:05:14):
you guys want Ostrich wings for dinner. Never happened before. Let's throw them
on the throw them on a grill. You know this sounds like it sounds
like you got a bird brain.You got a bird brain. Fuck you,
Fuck you dude. Great question,Dane, great question. Fuck up
any bird listener to this podcast?Um? All right. Next question is
from Glamor Perry. She's at glamfor Life on Twitter, and Glamour says,

(02:05:38):
is it more embarrassing to go tothe store for condoms slash tampons,
slash unmentionables and pick it up yourselfor to get it curbside where someone knows
your name, items and car info. Which do you all prefer? And
why I've never gotten anything curb side. I don't get anything curbs other than
maybe maybe food once or twice.Yeah, I really can't unless you're in

(02:06:03):
high school and you live in asmall town where everybody knows everybody. That
would be embarrassing for You're buying,like people need condoms. Yeah, i'm
funds. Okay, you got tampyou gotta buy tampons. If you hear
the town, you're either saying I'mfucking or I'm definitely not fucking. But

(02:06:26):
maybe I definitely not I'm buying tampons. Yeah, maybe definitely not, I'm
fucking definitely, or maybe I am. Maybe in high school, you're definitely
not. Come well, we're fuckinggrown up now, gotta get your red
wings. I think it's more awkwardprobably, I guess in person, I

(02:06:48):
don't give a fuck if the personis putting ship in my car. But
I'm also like, I can't dothe curbs. I think because it pisses
me off when I see people justwatching other people put stuff in their car.
It's like, can help them putstuff in their car? What do
you do with I get being moremore embarrassing for the curb side when they're
like, oh, the fucking oeight Toyota pulled up. They need heavy
flow tampons. Like if it's thesame, if you're picking up the same

(02:07:10):
you only show up there to getthese things, and it's every time,
and they know it, like,oh fuck, they know my cycle.
That's kind of weird. That wouldbe really funny if like some dude just
added on his like wife's curb sidepick up. She's like on her way
to the story. He's like heavyfloat tampon, seventy thousand things of condoms,
spermicide, a lube, and thenjust the five just like all the

(02:07:33):
weird and like all cucumbers, likepulling shape stuff and just like you pull
into a Walgreens guys like picking upcarts on the parking lot and he sees
you pull up, He's like,oh, Debbie, I got your lube
in tampons ready, I'll be therein a minute. I'm come with the
tamps. Dad, I got you. I would say they would probably more
more. I guess for the forthe curb said person maybe would be more

(02:07:57):
awkward. I'm not awkward about that. I don't when you're younger. I
guess maybe it's a little bit moreembarrassed. But like now you don't want
your thirty Yeah, you fucking needthese things even in your twenties. You're
like the girl needed tampons. Whatdo you want buying fucking tampon's? What

(02:08:18):
do you want? Right? Tampatap? All right, we had to
pick curbside, but I don't thinkyou should feel embarrassed about any of them.
All Right, your body's beautiful,every glamor, you're amazing. Don't
you be ashamed of yourself? AlexOh a reigning MVP of the Gravy's Awards.
He's at alex mcthunder one on Twitterand alex O says power rank these

(02:08:43):
animated TV shows and he gives usthe Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park,
Bobs Burgers, and Futurama. Ifeel like this is a very interesting
way that everybody will lay them outwhere you look at like tradition or what
Robert I want you to start first? Though? All Right, I was

(02:09:03):
I was struggling within one and two, but I think I'm gonna go number
one, Bob's Burgers, number one, understandable, number two, South Park,
three, Simpsons, than Family Guide, than Futurama. Last, Okay,
okay, I don't hate that it'slike it's hard to argue with any

(02:09:26):
of them wherever you put them,except for I mean, Trust Tree.
Futurama should be five, I thinkon everybody's list. I don't, oh,
you're gonna hate my list, likeFuturama, but I think Futurama is
by far the inferior to the otherfor those. But I went so Futurama
five, but the Simpsons one,just because the staying bower of the Simpsons.

(02:09:46):
The Simpsons was like he was onwhen I was born and still just
there's just so much more to watch. People don't watch it as much anymore.
Yeah, I mean the Simpson kindof like set the blueprint for that
ship, I feel like, andthen they started it and then South Park
kind of followed that and was like, but we can make it dirtier.
So I think South Park is twoon that. I probably enjoy South Park

(02:10:09):
and Family Guy more than I doenjoy watching the Simpsons, but like the
respect you got to give the Simpsonsis like, my wife's favorite show is
the Simpsons and she will just puton the the peacockasm. I should just
put that on and just watch likea random Simpsons episode, and like you
could watch days without repeating episodes becausethere's so many it's fucking crazy. So

(02:10:31):
Simpsons one, South Park two threeis Family Guy. I would prefer Family
Guy over the Simpsons, but that'sjust because I didn't grow up on the
Simpsons from an early age. TheFamily Guy Fox, It's an awesome show.
And then Bob's Burgers fo. Ilove Bosbergers, but if you had
to ask why they were lowered down, it would probably because they sing a
little too much sometimes but sometimes likethey are great songs, but something like

(02:10:56):
another fucking sing song. One let'sgo just just get through story. So
Bosbery is for a future like theBuzzburgers movie. Then, yeah, I
saw it. It wasn't my favoritemovie, still funny, all right,
Pat what you got? I mean? South Park one it's my favorite show
of all time. I fucking absolutelylove it. I'm putting Futurama too.

(02:11:18):
I love Futurama. I know mostpeople are gonna put it. This is
my list, though fucking Bender isone of the fuck Bender would have been
a great sidekick to pick for thelist. Yeah, Bender's fucking I do.
I love Futurama three. I'm puttingSimpsons just because I mean, it's

(02:11:39):
the fucking Simpsons. It's fucking great. That's why it's going three. I
really haven't watched it in years,but it's like they don't syndicate it the
way they do these other ones,Like Family Guys on all the time.
The Simpsons is never fucking on unlessit's the news like Fox just rerun,
but like I never, like whenI'm scrolling, it's never like in the
lit like there's all his Family Guyright there, but it just never like

(02:12:01):
one of the channels I'm passing bythat You're right, and it does go
on like FXX or FX, whateverthe fuck, but that's way down there.
I never get that far. FourFamily Guy. Family Guy's fucking amazing,
and then five Bob's work. Nothingagainst those ones. Like bobs Burgers
might be my actual third favorite onthis list. I love bobs Burgers.

(02:12:24):
It's fucking amazing, and same withFamily Guys. Great staying power, that's
fucking amazing. But like I stillthink about the Treehouse of Horror where Bart
had the evil twin living in theattic. It's an all time like there's
so many iconic Simpsons that fucking fitin. South Park had a whole episode
where they were just trying to doshit that Simpsons had already fucking done.
Yeah, but uh yeah, FamilyGuy four, Bobsburgers five, just because

(02:12:48):
you gotta give respect to the showsthat've been going for fucking fifteen years and
Simpsons like thirty years now plus almostthirty five years. But yeah, they're
all phenomenal fucking shows. I needto do another watch to a Futurama,
I get. I love that show, all right. It was a great
great power rankings, Alex. Soif you got any power rankings, hit

(02:13:11):
us up at past the Gravy Podhashtag PTG answers and just give us five
similarly related things, tell us topowerrank them and we'll do a great chab
of it. Ryan Haven's emailed indon't forget to email us at Pastegavypod at
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at pasta pod hashtag PGG answers.But Ryan says Toast losing the battle but

(02:13:37):
winning the war. I don't evenhave a fucking clue what this one means.
I think he nailed it, though, Why would Toast be losing the
battle? Toast is amazing because you'regetting burnt right now, right now,
and right now, it's not great, and you are in the heat of
battle, and shits, I'm gonnabe honest with your son, you're not.

(02:14:00):
I can enjoy it for the nextfour minutes that you're in there,
but afterwards, your glorious toast,and we're gonna put some spread on you,
and we're gonna eat you, andwe're gonna we're gonna use it to
fuel our bodies, and you're gonnawin that wart. Crunchy bread. It's
amazing. It's getting burnt out andits toast. It comes out and its
toast. So it's toast so great, right, But like toast is great.

(02:14:22):
But bread, when it's still inthere, it's probably losing that war
right there, losing. It's losingthat battle. And then it comes out
wins the war because it's dope andit's toasted. Right, This is better
than regular bread. I just Ican't put the word losing with toast.
If you're having toast, you're winning. Toast is awesome. Well that's why
it's not toast. When it's bread, it's losing the battle. Then it

(02:14:45):
becomes toast and it wins the war. The only way I can do toast
losing the battle, winning the waris if you're the best man. You're
giving a toast at your buddy's wedding, but then you know you're losing him,
so you're losing the battle. Butthen eventually they get divorced and you
get your boy back. You wonthe war, the war, you still
have him, she doesn't. That'sthe toast that's losing the battle. Win

(02:15:05):
in the war. When your buddygets married than divorced, like ha ha,
he's back to loving me the mostsort of a different sort of a
different example. But yeah, yeah, that's the only toast that I think
you can lose the battle. No, I think you finally got him.
You took him away from me.I just had to get it, just

(02:15:26):
had to get thrown into a lotof heat, then be toasted. But
once it came out, the endgoal was that it was toasted. It's
toasted now. It makes it waybetter sandwich bread than regular sandwich bread.
See, I won't even get todo that because my best friend you didn't
really have, like he had acourthouse wedding. There's no toast or anything.
I didn't give a toast. Shejust won, like Colombian Minx took

(02:15:48):
him from me. Just won.She got a green card too, Maybe
euh that too? You really won. He's awesome. She's awesome, and
that was not why he got married. Let's wrap it up with our boy,
Josh Tree Caddle. Josh Tree Caddle'sat Joshua Tree seven three and Josh

(02:16:09):
says, if you're a millionaire witha self driving car, can you drink
since you're technically not driving? No. There actually was a some Tesla drivers
being charged with murder because he waslike playing on his phone in his car
hit someone and killed him because hehad like the autopilot on. But like
you know, you still have tobe in control of your car. So

(02:16:31):
I wish we could do Tesla sofast. And like it's kind of like
my my hush money argument where I'mlike no, no, no, but
like they can't talk about it.I paid hush money, but they're talking
about it. No, but Ipaid them to not talk about it.
They're not allowed to do that.But I beg autopilot. I thought it
was piloting on auto, So I'mnot supposed to do any air pal.

(02:16:54):
Yeah, but you should still Autopilot'sthat autopilot, Yeah, but it says
that all they've got big big lawyersthat and all the fine print of everything
it says, no, you canuse this, but you still have to
be fully aware of the road.Then what's the point of getting autopilot because
you can make people think that theycan do that but not be legally liable.

(02:17:15):
What a waste? What a waste. Also, I don't think you
have to be a millionaire to haveone of those cars. Yeah, I'm
just gonna buy a rusted cyber truck. Could have good credit. That could
have been that cool is though Isaw cyber trucks. I saw it two
days ago. I was just saying, like when I went up to see

(02:17:37):
my buddies in Austin, and Iwas like, I took a picture of
ONEm, like, ah, thisis something you only seen in Austin.
You don't see in Houston, likeliterally four days later or like a week
later wherever. Fuck it was cybertruck right there. I don't know if
they know that cars can drive fromone city to another. So fun fact,
they can drive from Austin all theway to Euston, like I did.
You can pick any car you wantand be in that they I mean

(02:18:01):
you can't. But how long untilthey start releasing different colors for the cyber
truck? Yeah, other than gray. But I saw that, like I
saw the cyber truck, and thenI think my wife did too, and
she talked about it, and thenmy algorithm with cyber trucks plug a day
and it was just people bitching aboutthat there's got rusted from rain and ship
and I was like, yeah,maybe they'll sell it and I'll just buy

(02:18:24):
like a I'll buy like a vintagecyber truck. That would be my next
car. It'll just be No,it's got some rust on it. I
don't give a fucked. They shouldhave just made it look like the Hummer.
They should have. I mean,basically, what they can do is
they combine their current design and combineit with the Hummer and they've got the

(02:18:46):
Warhog from Halo. Just give usthat. That's what we want. Yeah,
put a if they can sell iton fucking dogs, they can put
a flame throw on the back.That's basically like the turret done. That's
true. We should are selling flamethrowerson all cars now. That definitely won't
go bad. Okay, but yeah, so you can't drive, you can't
drive drinking, even if you havea self driving on I mean, well

(02:19:13):
you can't can You're not supposed to. No, But like unless you get
caught, you can drink while MaybeI shouldn't finished that. We don't condone
that on this podcast. I mean, I've never I've never taken some road
sodas with me. You know,no, we don't. Yeah, obviously
not, We've never done that.I'm fucking totally drinking apple juice on long

(02:19:35):
drives. Yep. All right,Well I think that's it. Boys,
that's the pod. Let's wrap itup, wrap it up with We'll sign
off. I'm at Alex J.Middleton, Pat's Thatt, not Pat,
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(02:20:22):
helps us out, helps us outwith that. But you guys are the
best. We love you guys,and start thinking right now. Start thinking
of a celebrity of a random celebritythat you want. That's how we're gonna
end this bad boy, a randomcelebrity generator. Pat, who do you
want to take first? I'm takingthis the Samwise games? Are you himself?
Seawan Aston Sean asked, and Robert, what about you? I'm taking

(02:20:45):
the Bozburger's voice actor as John BenjaminJ Yeah. I thought you were going
to take Eugene Merman for his son. He seemed like more his type of
guy. I am going to takeMichael Keaton because I watched the McDonald's movie

(02:21:05):
Founder this week. Kid, it'sthe good. Uh, yeah, it's
good. You just realized that RayCrock was kind of a piece of shit
that used these two brothers that didall the work. I mean, most
people that build something all Yeah,he was, well, he didn't build
it. He saw them build it, and then it was like we should
franchise, but go watch it.So he built McDonald's into what it is.
Yeah, yeah, all right,fair, all right, So we're

(02:21:26):
starting on Grant Hill. I'm goingMichael Keaton. You have h John Benjamin
and you have sewn Aston John Aston. We got three two one Hayden Pantier.
Not even close. Let's just runit back. My buddy got into
a traffic accident with her years ago. She re randered it. Really yeah,

(02:21:48):
alright, so his visiting his dadin California. One two three,
Robert Reid, it kind of lookslike Shawn Aston. I look like Sean
all right, third times chime threetwo one Timothy Trek, damn it,
don't anybody with the same name,like I know Timothy Shallo met and I

(02:22:09):
was like, that would have beenhalf I would have got a half point.
I feel like if it's we haven'tbeen close. I just want to
see something. I wish that likeeverybody had like cameras whenever we're playing that,
because I would love it if somebodygot it one time in their cars,
Like no one's ever going to believethem. Yeah, but they can
rewind, so yeah, we wouldnever believe, right right, That's like

(02:22:31):
like somebody probably had, Like it'sgotta be a super satisfied feeling out of
any random person nailed it was theshow. No one's ever going to I
keep saying that we're not ending that, We're not going to end the live
show until somebody gets it right.We'll have to just cheat or just you
have like we may just not havepower power point on your phone and make

(02:22:52):
it look like that, but youclick it. We already know what the
next slides backup on. You're allright, You guys are the best.
We love you guys. Have agreat resc of your week. I hope
your team's all draft all the bestplayers unless you're an Eagles fan or a
Cowboys fan, and then I hopethey draft ship. So have a great

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draft week, great rest of yourweek, enjoying the weekend until we talk
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would fucking tear your ship up.
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