Pass The Gravy #571: Tiny Demon

The guys talk about dark magic, twins, and power rank children's sports movies. They also tell you about the time CeeLo Green tried to have Alex killed.

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Episode Transcript

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good? What is going on?Everybody? Happy Gravy Day. It's past
Gravy Episode five hundred and seventy one. We are back at full strength again

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with Alex pat and Bobby Jokes.Happy Gravy Day, thills, goodness,
Happy gravy Day. Daddy, don'tcall me that, Hi, Daddy,
Don't don't call me that, allright, that's no, that's just I'm
gonna tell people from now on.Your nickname now for me is Daddy.

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People have called me baby daddy too, like, oh hey, baby daddy,
Like it feels like you're calling it'sweird. It makes you feel uncomfortable.
We're married. You can say justdad, dad is fine. Yeah,
well Emma doesn't call me that.It's just like coworkers and stuff,
and you're like, I can't yeah, oh yeah, no, I'm just
saying that's what you tell them.Yeah, no, you you don't become

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dad and mom until like the kidis like speaking and stuff and you have
to because you can't just feel likedo you want something from Emma? And
she your daughter's gonna go, whothe hell's Emma? Get Mommy, Madre
and Papa? And then when Icome over, she'll be why is he

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calling you? Daddy? He's aweird Now we stay away from him.
Uncle Pat. Uncle Pat's fun.Just just don't listen to him. Yeah,
that's where I've been the last week. I hope you alays enjoyed.
How's it, daddy? How's beinga dad? It's not bad, dude,
Like everybody fearmongers the whole, likethe whole nine months up to being

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a parent. Everybody just wants totell you, like, just get ready
for it. It's good. Yourlife's gonna be worse than it's ever bade.
It's gonna suck. I hope youget all your sleep in. Things
are about to change, and theyjust try and tell you how like terrible,
it's gonna be big. A parent'sthe easiest job in the fucking world.
Like, I don't understand how peoplehave had so much trouble with it.

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Maybe you're just a fucking idiot ora bad parent. Maybe I'm just
the best parent on earth. Idon't know. It's been two weeks.
But like, babies cry for sixreasons, you can figure out the reason.
It's like a puzzle, fun alittle puzzle you to figure out.
Are they hungry? Are they gassyor do they need to be burped?
Are they tired? Like? Dothey just feel uncomfortable like I do?
I don't know. Do they wantto be held? There's there's all those

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reasons. Maye they got to changetheir diaper. I don't know. There's
there's six reasons that a baby iscrying, and your goal is to just
like, okay, I hold you, not that, change the diaper,
not that, okay, feeds youcool, very easy to do. Everybody
makes it seem like it's the worstthing in the world, and then it
fucking sucks. It's awesome your kidfucking loves you, so your kids shit
and it's like aha, smiling atyou, It's like, all right,

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I fucking love you, buddy.Thanks good shits Like you get over changing
shit diapers for like after like twoor three times. But being a parent
is literally the easiest job in theworld. If you think that being a
parent is hard, you either suckat it or you should have made better
kids, because my kid's either awesomeor I just have this whole parenting thing
figured out. But like two weeksin easiest job in the world. Maybe

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all this time, for the lastlike fifteen years ago, we've been saying
how people are just raising shitty kidsbecause they coddle them and the kid is
shit. Like, maybe that's it. Maybe they just had a shitty kid,
and so it's not really the parentsbeing shitty, it's they're just they're
having shitty kids. That's probably whatit is, dude. It probably is

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because like just stop having shitty kids. Just have good kids, yeah,
or just be better at parenting.I don't know. It's it's probably a
combination of the two. But likeit is pretty easy. It's pretty fucking
easy. Like I saw the pictureyou put out the other day. You're
playing video games. Okay, youput the kid in the little seat between
you and the TV. That wayyou can see them. Easy. I

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guess what happens. She cries,I'm like, hang on, and then
it just you hold her with you. You figure out why she's crying and
she stops and then you put herback down there she goes to sleep,
and I play video games again.Super easy, simple. She she kind
of does. She doesn't argue overwhat you watch on TV. I've already
shown her a bunch of Giants highlights. She seems pretty chill with it.

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We watched Caitlin Clark the other night. She's she's crushing it, crushing it.
But yeah, I'm also not goingto be the person that becomes like
my my being a dad is notgoing to be my personality. So like,
I don't really want to talk aboutit too much more. But I've
always hated people that are like I'veI had my first kid, so this
is how being a parent works.This is how like, this is one

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hundred percent what I am now.I was like, no, that's just
part of me. I still gambleand watch sports all time. I'm just
gonna incorporate my kid in that.Keep a level head, daddy, do.
How have you guys been? Whathave y'all been up to? Y'all
had a week off? Yeah,and I was watching my buddy's house for

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a while and I've just been fuckingchilling. Man. I haven't really done
a whole lot. Really just beenhanging out. I've been drinking a bunch.
That was fun. That's fine.That was a lot of fun.
But then the other night I waslike, you know, I'm just gonna
finish what's left of this bottle tonightso that the rest of this week I
don't have anything in my house.I'm like, cause I do. Tuesday

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morning was really rough. It wasI stayed up way too late on Monday,
partially finishing that bottle, but alsoit's like, I just need to
get this out of the house.I had a good, like ten day
stretch going on there. Yeah,We're like, we just need a little
break and just have a little fun. Change up a little bit. You

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realize broll you get. You're like, it's like the fourth day in a
row, I've got a headache aroundsix o'clock. Ah, you got too
much booze in your system all thetime, man, back it off,
okay, Or you just feel alittle bit more like slightly more tired each
day you're waking up and you're like, all right, really what it is
for me is and it's it's acombo of like all the alcohol in the

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system and then also not sleeping enough. It's when I have a day where
I'm like borderline criminally horny. I'mlike, Okay, your in doorphin levels
have been way too fluctuating. Let'stake a couple of days off from the
boops. Sure enough works every fuckingtime. Trust me, by Friday night,
I'll be ripping it up again.But yeah, Tuesday morning, it

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was a I could have been thrownin jail for how horny I was.
Thank God it was slow at workand I didn't do anything inappropriate. There
you go, There you go.Man, It's not on the menu,
but would you like some sausage thatmight Yeah, that may have got you
a little bit of trouble just saying. But you know, I know my

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body well enough. Now you dowork at a restaurant. You're a food
guy, and I feel like Ihave a food take that I don't know
if it's going to be received wellor not, because I think that this
is a very good food take andnobody's talking about. But my wife could
not eat deli meat because she waspregnant, so that was part of her
thing, and one of her bigthings she wanted the whole time was deli

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meat. So my mom was like, what do you want. What's something
you've been craving? And she's like, can you make those little pinwheel sandwiches?
Those little those little pin like youknow, you type, you cut
up the little burrito, you sliceit up. It's like a like a
sushi sandwich. Basically, my mommade some awesome pinwheel sandwiches. I think
pinwell sandwiches are in the elite sandwichcategory, are they not. The guys,

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you can eat them like chips,like it is a sandwich, but
it's chopped up. So you justeat twelve of them and you're like,
Okay, let's have one more.Just have one more, Just have one
more, and it's like a bagof chips. But then you just ate
six sandwiches. They're absolutely elite.They're one of the best like party foods
there is, yes, because you'relike, yeah, I am making sandwiches

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penleal sandwich. And by the way, the only downside of them is why
are they so expensive at the grocerystore. It's like a plate of them
will be like eighteen nineteen dollars atthe grocery store, Like this costs you
forty eight cents to make this entirething. I don't think I've ever had
a pinula sandwich. I'm looking youknow what they are? Yeah, I
look at pictures. You've never likebeen to like a get to whole.

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Granted, I mean, I guessit is a kind of white party thing
to do. Yeah, it's prettywhite now I think about that, because
like the pinule sandwiches, they don'teven have like mustard or mayo or anything
on them. There's no sort ofsauce and you don't really dip them,
so it is a sauceless sandwich,which is pretty fucking white. My mom
has been throwing ranched on the onesshe made kind of ones. Of course

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you can't see. It's got alittle ham, a little turkey, little
lettuce, a little tomato around it. Just it's it's a brilliant idea,
Like what if we just made asandwich but just chopped it up into way
smaller sandwiches and just served it toeverybody, And it would be like if
we just cut peanut butter and jelliesinto forests that made twelve of them.

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Next time you're at some sort ofwork function that has food, Robert,
you gotta scope out the pin wheelsand you gotta try one. They're great.
It's quick, it's easy, it'sthat's what is great about sandwiches is
their handheld You could eat them onthe go if you have to. This
is just a miniaturized version of thatwhere you can literally just pick it up
and pop it. You don't evenneed to get a plate or nothing.
Have you ever had an uncrustable No, you're aware of what those are.

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Just the peanut butter and jelly sandwichesaren't thing. Well, they have different
kinds now, but yes, originallyit was just peanut butter and jellies from
I think Smuckers. No free adto, you'll blip that out please,
But you would just buy them.You throw them in the freezer and then
when you get high, you wouldjust be like tight, four of them
gone. And they were very expensive, like pinweal sandwiches. But like,
I don't know something about a sandwichthat is normally a full slice of bread

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that's just sort like sort of rounded, and it's like it's a smaller sandwich,
but it's not that much smaller.So I feel like I can eat
more and you shouldn't probably eat morethan you would with the regular sandwich,
but like you eat four of those, you're like, this is great,
I'm full now. And that isthat is the thing with the Pinwell sandwich,
because they're delicious no matter really whatyou put in them. You just
sit in front of the TV andthen oh shit, this is all gone.

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I didn't eat one sandwich. Iate the equivalent of probably six.
But I did that in one sittingwhile I was watching one episode of TV.
It's great, but they belong withthe belt sandwiches, like the French
dip sandwiches all at Ruben Sandwiches.I think the Pinwheel sandwich is right up
there. If we were tearing sandwiches, which maybe I put that together this,

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I would put it right up therewith the elite status. I think
it's it's gonna be at the bottom, like near the bottom of the elites
though, because when you start competingwith a full hot sandwich, it's really
hard to compete with that. Butbut that's what I'm saying. That's what
I think is the beauty of them, Like they are less than the BLT,

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but it's like they are sending tome same category, Like heck,
what I've been doing when I makeBLTs I use basil instead of lettuce.
Bro you feel so fancy and it'sdelicious. It's just basil is the best
leaf there is edible anyway. Yeah, up there we'll be that for somebody,

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give us power rankable leaves. Also, you know what you should do,
and maybe you wait a little bituntil l is old enough to start
eating Peter burn and you buy theuncrustable mold. Oh you just clip it.
Yeah yeah, but you say it'sfor Herbert. Really it's for you
to make and hold him in thefreezer so you can eat it when you're
high. Because also, raise yourkid to eat the crust. Don't be

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a I don't eat the crust.I always ate the crust. Crust is
good, there's vitamins and shit inthere. When I was a kid,
I didn't eat the crust, andI remember getting older, I wouldn't need
the crust on pizza either. Andat some point I was just like loser,
probably when I was having to makemy own food, and I was
just like, wait, I've beenthrown away like a quarter of a sandwich
or a quarter of piece of pizzathe whole time. It's never understood why

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people don't don't like crust. Crustis good. It was more bread.
I don't know if it was justlike a texture because it was slightly stiffer
than the bread itself. So whatdo you You're just like told that,
like that stuff's gross. Like whenI was a kid, I remember some
TV show I watched was like,I want a burger with nothing on it,

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and I thought it was gross toget a burger with stuff on it.
And then when I had a burgerwith toppings and stuff on it,
I was like, why did Igo burger with nothing on it? What
am I? What was I thinking? It's just one of those realizations you
have as a kid. You're justafraid of new ship, and then when
you get older like, no,add that put more of that on that?
Well, I mean we we've alreadyestablished that you already had a cool

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kid, so you don't have toworry about that. I do have a
cool kid. Yeah, maybe that'sjust everybody else that's shitty kids, including
my parents. I was a shittykid. Yeah you're a dad now,
sorry a daddy. I just Ikeep just looking at you. I was
like, holy shit, that guyhas a kid. She hasn't even cried
once just fucking sleep in the It'sgreat. I bet she won't cry this

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whole podcast. Knock on, She'snot there, is she? She is
dead? Oh when you said that, I was like, you're at Tempting
Faith or she's out with Emma somewhere. No, No, I can't go
anywhere. She can't go in everyfor like two weeks. You ever changed
or something. She's in recovery.They were like, mama can't drive for

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two weeks after giving birth. AndI was like, Okay, guess what
I'm doing for three hours today apodcast. I know where you'll be.
But yeah, totally with you onNo, I want some pinwheels, dude.
I know we should just have likewe should have some sort of passigay
party where it's just just like weclass it up by pinwill sandwiches, have

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a pinwheel competition, have people bringwho can make the best pinwheels, and
really all that is is getting peopleto bring us pin wheels. I bet
Cobo would make some sick pinwheel sandwicheswith like a little piece of brisket and
oh barbicoa pinwheel. Definitely don't hitup Cobo's Q on Twitter and say,
hey, you should make some barbecuepinwheel sandwiches. Definitely don't do that,

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like raw onion Barberica and like,yeah, right, hang it out.
We gotta we can't talk about sandwichesall the time, but we can't talk
about his sharks. I saw Ithink the last podcast we did together,
we were talking about sharks being comebackkids. Shark attacks were happening a lot.
I saw that a lifeguard got attackedby a shark, and I mean,

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terrible thing that happened. Terrible thingthat happened. But I think we
have to ask the question, wasthe lifeguard that got attacked by a shark
bad at his job? Yeah?I mean that's part of it. You
gotta be looking out for sharks.You can't have one sneak up on you,
because I think like when they whenyou go on the planes and they're
like, hey, look out foryourself first, put your oxygen mask on

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before assisting others. He's got tolook out for his own life first.
If we're looking out for other people'slives, and if you can't even look
out for his own life, howcan you look out for other people's life.
You can't look out for my lifeif you're dead I mean, I
hopefully he was saving somebody when hegot bit, But if he was just
like I'm taking a dip for aminute, one, you're out of position.

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You gotta be up in your littlechair, always being vigilant. You
can't just be taking a dip andget bit by a shark if you're supposed
to be the one guard who's guarden? Now? Huh? They had they
had to call in somebody else theirday off to then cover his shift or
close is empty, beach is ruined. Oh, who's who got attacked by

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the truck? Is the fucking lifeguard? Well, goddamn it. Now whose
life is guarded? Huh? We'reall at risk. Yeah, So if
he wasn't actively saving someone when ithappened, he's just bad at the shop.
And even if he was saving somebody, they didn't guard all the lives.

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Well, you know, he's thefirst responder. It's the one who's
saving over himself. True. Inthat case, I hope it was like
an eighteen year old, which isusually what lifeguards. Which did you think
about it, that's the worst jobto give an eighteen year old, like
in high school, that was abig job. An eighteen year old seventeen
bad, eighteen fine, but thatwas like a big job for like high

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school kids. When we were growning, I did a lifeguard certification test and
I passed it, and then Ijust was like, I don't want to
do this, and I got anotherjob that I wanted to do instead,
But like, I shouldn't chill.It's an easy job, but like you
got to hang out in the heatall summer and maybe save somebody's life.

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Yeah, and then maybe you haveto jump in for some little kids.
His parents aren't paying attention. Great, Yeah, just tweet at little kids.
You know, adults swim every tenminutes. When you're too hungover to
watch, you'd close your eyes.Or where I lived, they would go
and they'd bang on the back ofthe slide and make thunder thunder beyond of
the pool. And then you'd haveto go sit out at the pool for

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thirty minutes while they ordered pizza andgot a break because it was cloudy outside.
It's pretty brilliant looking back at it. High school kids were getting out
of them doing work innovative. Iwouldn't want them to save my life,
though, so they are bad attheir job. If a life go get
attacked by shark. You gotta beaware, gotta be aware. Yeah,

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okay, would you guys bring forthe become segment? I had For the
first time since the French Revolution,the French citizens are doing something bad ass.
So the uh the Olympics. TheOlympics are going to Paris, and
as part of it, to provehow clean they had gotten whatever fucking river

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that is in Paris, the PresidentMacron the Louver River. H President Macron
and the mayor of Paris said,Hey, to prove how clean we've gotten
it, we're going to jump inthe river to mark the beginning of the
games. And when all the Frenchcitizens found out about this, they started

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organizing and decided what they're all goingto do is before he jumps in,
they're all gonna collectively get like thousandsof people, and all of them are
going to take a ship in theriver, just like hangover into the side
and just all take ships in theriver as a form of protest against their
president that they fucking hate. Rightnow, I don't know why, I
don't give a fuck about French politics, but they did that to the point

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where now the president has backed outand goes, oh no, there's there's
political ramifications. I'm not going tojump in the river. No, you're
just being a little bitch that won'tjump in there because everyone's gonna take a
ship and the French police won't beable to stop them because they're the French
police. What the fuck are theygoing to do? If it was that
bad, like if it was apolitical that you could still be like,
well, I'll show you that thewater is not that bad. Somebody go

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get me a glass, splash thewater in your face. I'll drink it.
I'll drink this water. I'll takeit. I just hope all the
French citisens still go ship in thein the river foating, like, yeah,
I'm not gonna just pictures of twothousand turds. Are they gonna do
Olympic like swimming in that? Like? Is there gonna be triathlons and shit

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going on that? I don't.I don't think so. I think it
was more of a it was akind of dirty river and they decided,
since we're getting the Olympics, we'regoing to clean it up. I think
it was that, But I wantto be surprised if there's some sitting there.
But the French people specifically want todo it to shit on their president,
which I think is just not theway we say you got shipped on.

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They wanted to literally shit on theirpresident. And for a group of
people that are known around the worldfor being so romantic and classy, it's
very funny that they organized it.Just poop in an open body of water.
Every now and then, you know, the internet just comes around and
you're like, this is what theinternet's for organizing a group shit HAWKTUA brought

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us together for that, where itwas they, ah, it's not political,
it's not inflammatory, it's just hey, but doesn't like a good dick.
Second, huh, it doesn't likea good dick. Second. We
get all behind that. I'm thatguy that will like every single hawk to
him, every single one everyone.I'm a little sad that we were off
last week really because we didn't getto talk about as much. My favorite

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was the when they just blacked outpart of the Tony Hawk two covered Yeah
that art so yeah, that wasthe Second French Revolution, just involved everyone
pooping in a river. And theother one I had is just when you
say that most rivers are dirty,like in general, like aren't most rivers

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known a thing and like trash andstuff like that. The Olympics in Brazil,
they just have the Olympics in Brazil, and like, isn't there like
just plastic bottles, Like there's aisland of plastic bottles floating around outside of
Brazil. And they were like,yeah, we could swim in this ship.

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Yeah, they're just like made barriersto push it out, push it
out further. I think there's higherstandards for France than there is for Brazil
though. Okay, Plus Brazil spentall of their money that they could have
used to clean it up up onbribing the Olympics to come there, so
and Brazilian butt lifts and yeah,ambb well that's where they get eighty percent

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of their taxes. That's true,that's true, And that's how we pay
for these Olympics. Every four years. We pay taxes so we can afford
the Olympics. Yeah, what elsedid your bring in, buddy? I
actually I forgot. My other thingwas inn comeback kid. I almost jumped
the gun on that one. Don'tyou dare do that? What about Bobby?
What are you in that new hat? Hat? For us? Finally

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got to see an Astro's win.Went to the Astros game last night,
I had been to I think thisis my third game this season, hadn't
seen a win yet. I hada chance to go to the Renel Blanco
no hitter, but I'm like,yeah, maybe some other thing. Do
you want to drinks in it?And then you felt like you couldn't go
after that? Yeah, And apparently, like in the ballpark gap, I

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only went to two games last year. I thought it went to more.
But even last year I didn't seea win. So it's been a while
since I've seen a winning person.And you know, I was thinking that
it's me. I'm like, I'mnot sure that I can never go to
games again. But it's the Rockies, so I think they lost. They've
won all the games. I've beento two Yankees games last year that they

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won, and then yeah, andthen this year I went to the Twins
game, so four and oh mylast four? Are you gonna try and
go this weekend or not? Sinceyou got you know, daddy responsibilities.
Well, the Yankees are coming thisweekend, right, No, they already
they started the season yet, Ohship, that's Red Sox. Never mind,
it's Red Sox. I knew therewas a big one coming up.

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I will not be going to thateither. They don't even watch it.
We don't have to talk about them. Good thing you didn't bring it up,
though, Bobby, because if youhad told me the ashes were zero
to four over the last two yearsof you go into games like, yeah,
you're not you're not low. Yeah. I was starting to feel as
I hadn't butt it up. Ican't let anyone know this. I had

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to bring it up as one theywin, you get the way, which
is good. You had to persevere, you know, you got to support
the boys. But yeah, theRockies are are not a good team,
but they're over there at five hundredfirst time this season. Back at it.
How about that fighting through all theinjuries. I saw the list on

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TV the other day of like wheneveryone's expected to come back, and I
saw the Colors in August, andI got really, I love the Colors.
I don't. I don't think he'llstay healthy through the year. No
or to pitch two games Tommy Johnagain or whatever. He hasn't. He
had like fourteen Tommy John surgeries.I don't even know if he has anymore.
At this point. He's missed moretime than he's played correct. But

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who had thought that when you throwthat hillacious curve ball that it could really
affect your elbow? Who knew?And sliders right. He's also known for
his like because they either like thirtyseven straight sliders against the Yankees, that
fucking stupid game as a dumbest curveballs, the curveballs. Fuck, I believe
we know what's coming. You knowwhat's coming, guys, you know what's

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coming. Maybe it's twenty six.Twenty six sounds right. Yeah, yeah,
it's just but also like you can'tafter like fifteen of them. You've
got to be like, well,you have to sit on it. But
also if he throws a fastball andyou're four seconds behind on the swing,
you'll look like a jackass. Soit was still at that point, Yeah,
that was beautiful. But yeah,ashes turning around. I'm pumped.

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It's part of a really good gamblingstretch that I've had because I just keep
betting the Ashos and they're winning allthe time right now, So that helped
that. It makes you look likeyou're doing it, Yeah you are.
That's way you do it. That'sthe way you do it. So that's
our pre camp segment. Huh,that's all right, Let's move on to
the Comeback Kids segment. Tell youguys, what is back in the news
According to us, this week's ComebackKids segment brought to you by our very

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good friends at the Houston SaberCats.They are playing their final regular season game
this weekend at SaberCats Stadium, backat home again, and they're playing our
least favorite team in the whole motherfuckingleague, the Dallas Jackals. Fuck Dallas
woo. Everybody that knows anything aboutrugby knows that we hate the Dallas Jackals.

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Here, I'll pass, baby,and they can fuck off, all
right. The SaberCats are gonna bethe number one seed in the playoffs,
So maybe we rest some guys.You'd think we would rest guys, but
we're not going to. We're gonnajust kick Dallas as That's what we do.
That's what we're gonna do. Wegonna treat Dallas like JFK was treated
when he went to Dallas. That'swhat we're gonna do. We're gonna do
that to the Jackals, all right. But the gates open at six for

(26:37):
that seven o'clock game. It's fanappreciation night, so they're gonna be showing
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(27:02):
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out, they are airing the firstever local live broadcast on CW thirty nine
A Houston if you want to catchit there. So if you can't make
it at the game, I thinkI'll be giving away some tickets to so
follow me on on socials tomorrow ifyou'd like to win some tickets. But

(27:25):
the SaberCats, give them a goodRAR, give them a good RA,
A good fuck Dallas RAR. How'sa good one? You know? You
should do? Have people like sendyou video submissions of their RAR and that's
who gets the tickets. Best ruleersget the tickets. Yeah, I like
that, or don't call it that, but just say, like give me

(27:47):
your best Sabercat impression or like Sabercatgrowl and then best one. I bet
you. I bet the SaberCats wouldlove that. They could probably use that
shit Faitts would love that. See, guys, practice your roars if you
want those tickets, free tickets.You're not gonna roar for a free ticket
like dummy, you don't care aboutRugby, Tell you don't care. You're

(28:11):
probably want of those people who winthe tickets and leave halfway through. Not
name and names, but you knowyou, you know who you are.
Yeah. Use to savorcats dot comslash tickets and use promo code iHeart twenty
to get twenty percent off your tickets. Buck Dallas, We're taking down the
Jackals this Saturday at SaberCats Stadium,houstonsaborcats dot com for tickets, homere time,
pats, Ah, there we go. This is the comeback kids.

(28:36):
Second, it's the comeback kid,comeback of the week, comeback kid the
week, bitch. All right,our first comeback kid this week, and
it probably would have been a comebackkid last week, but fuck it,

(28:59):
we're doing it this week is ruiningtours, ruining to We couldn't use Hawk
Tour because I felt like that waseverywhere, but Justin Timberlake was also kind
of everywhere, and justin Timberlake's ruined. Like the Hawk Tour memes are elite.
I think I might like the thisis going to ruin the tour?
What tour Tour? I like thosememes way more. I think just because

(29:21):
you can put any show, whetherthe the Fawn stars guys yelling at each
other, you can put the sopranosyell at each other sopranos. Yeah,
and it all, it all plays, It all plays. But justin Timberlake
getting arrested last week with the dw I and then telling the cop of
this is going to ruin the tour, the cop having no idea who he
is, being like what tour?Like the World Tour pretty funny, like

(29:45):
this guy is hammered. Also oneall time up shot, hilarious, It's
pretty great, still looking hot asship in it, but like his eyes
were just glass. But yeah,ruining tours. If you have any great
memes like that, you'd like tosend our way. Please do send them
our way. But I think wehave to add to the Gravy's Awards now

(30:08):
like we've we've got the auxiliary categories. I feel like we should remove Bitch
of the Year because Victor Wimanyama wouldwin it again Buck Victor Wimanyama. But
I think we have to add arest of the Year. We have to
add an Arrest of the Year category, so we're gonna have Death of the
Year and the rest of the Yearthat we will add to the Gravy's Awards.

(30:29):
Arrest of the Year so far,we got Scottie Scheffler that was a
great arrest of this year at thePG Championship. Morgan Wallin probably being racist
for whatever he was doing, buthe threw a chair off a balcony.
I knew that, but he wasprobably he'll probably get arrested before the year's
over too, so he'll have twochances. Yeah, and then JT.
So those are the three that Ihad immediately. Skotty Sheffer also up for

(30:52):
Athlete of the Year so far,and I say a big, big time
at the Gravies for Skoty Shepherd willprobably attend. You should probably add this
also to Meme of the Year.Of course, Hawk two is gonna go
talk to it and the World TourMemes. Absolutely, they got two nominees
for Meme of the Year this lasttwo weeks. Just just to recap what

(31:14):
we got for Meme of the Yearso far. Meet of the Year is
gonna be a stacked category. Wehave Tiger Woods, Big Dog, Sidney
Sweeney, the Hot Ones one whereshe's like, oh my god, it's
a Travis Kelsey yelling at Andy Reid, and the super Bowl, the Squirtle
Sacks, Hawk TA and Justin Timberlake, Smug Shot Slash World. That's gonna
be a big one this year becauselike we're we have how many months left?

(31:40):
Six? Like, yeah, we'relike halfway and we already have that
many memes. Do meven the yourtournament on that one? Oh yeah,
that would be a good one leadingup to down next to it. Possible
tournament. Okay, definitely year too. Toby Keith, O. J.
Simpson, Bill Walton, Jerry West. Hopefully we don't don't get so many
of those that we have to havea tournament. If I died, do

(32:06):
you guys think I'd be Death ofthe Year? If you died. I
don't think we would get to deathyour buddy. You would have to if
I die, you have to.You have to carry on the gravies and
woods if if you die, wouldyou win Death of the Year or would
the podcast win Death of the Year, because I'm pretty sure that would be
dead too. We can still dothe gravies every year. I could still

(32:28):
do the gravies. It's just aone year random thing like this used to
be a podcast ten years ago,but Alex died, so now we do
it in memoriam. That would beI would have to give you runner up
to Death of the Year. OJ'spretty good, he'd be Keith pretty good.
Not the best year to die,not the best year to die.
Maybe hold that off until next year. Yeah, I'll try to. I'll

(32:52):
try to. But shout out toJustin timberlank Teas and peace for drinking and
driving. Also conspiracy theory. Maybehe did it on purpose. Just Se'll
take it. It's right. Imean to run into the one cop who
doesn't know who. Justin timberly givesin the handles it was planted, Like,

(33:14):
when was the last time we heardabout JT? Besides that he was
kind of an asshole to Britney Spears, which kind of that so like a
month ago, No, it waslonger than that. But it's like I
hadn't heard about JT music wise.What if he was like, you know
what I need and arrest everybody likesbad boy Morgan walland does that. He's
like, I'm not going to saythe N word, though, has been

(33:34):
forgiven for the INN word like twelvetimes, right, like he's definitely the
winner like most forgive No. No, he said it three times. I
can remember three times he said it. Okay, because didn't I get him
kicked off SNL No, that wasthe code. He was like making out
with some broad yeah, and theywere like, you weren't COVID distancing,
Okay. I just assumed that everytime he's in trouble he was saying the

(33:55):
in word. And then he's hangingout Peyton and you can't hang out with
him. He says bad things,but like, oh he's sweet. He
didn't mean it. He didn't meanhe was saying to jay Z, he's
saying the jay Z lyric. Whatabout the time three am outside of his
house and just being a loud Theneighbors are recording him, and he just
yelled it at somebody. He wassinging that Kanye West song. He was
talking about his friends in Paris.He was excited for the Olympics. But

(34:23):
they'll justify it by that. It'slike, Okay, I don't think anybody
should be canceled. But it's like, if there's a record for the amount
of times you can say the endword and not get canceled more than Wile
and Wentz. If you can't getcaught, or if you can't stop getting
caught saying it in public, imaginehow much he's saying it in private.
That's the thing that I don't wantto be that guy. I want to

(34:44):
be that guy. He just hada bad day. I don't know.
I don't think it's a bad dayto yell Like if there was one word
you can't say, that's like allof all of the slurs, you're more
likely to get away with any ofthem than that one. Yeah, or
you can just give it. Youjust can't. You just can't stop.

(35:06):
Sorry. I grew up with it. I grew up in scileth all right,
dude, still don't so, Yeah, I don't know Morgan, while
and I guess auxiliary comeback Kid,next comeback. Here we got besides ruining
tours is debates because we are recordingthis on Wednesday, the twenty sixth,

(35:27):
and we got our first presidential debateon Thursday. I don't give a fuck
about politics. Probably won't even votenow, you know, if nobody wants
to vote me into office, I'mnot gonna vote for other people to office.
I think I'm gonna take a standmaybe but maybe all right in Harambe.
And I don't know, but Iwill absolutely be watching this debate tomorrow.

(35:47):
I absolutely watch this debate just becauseit's like watching a car wreck a
little bit. You're like, what'sgonna happen here? They're gonna be so
many to each other, but alsothey're like ninety years old being me and
to each other, so it's like, hey, pal, what are you
gonna do. I'm gonna do whateverI want. Becco, You're like,
you guys aren't really gonna you wouldboth die if you tried to hit the

(36:08):
other one, you would both die. Like they're the biggest like fake tough
guys in the world. But like, I'm absolutely going to watch the debates
and like you can hate him allyou want. I'm not saying he's a
great guy at all. Donald Trumpis absolutely electric at debates, good or
bad, good or bad. It'sjust like much watch must watch TV because

(36:29):
you're like, what's the I don'tknow he's gonna say. It's like when
he would give speeches. Rick,where's he going with this? I don't
think it's in the script when youput it. In terms of wrestling ring
mysterio nothing. Don't anyone who's intowrestling mudo, don't hate me if I
make a bad actual wrestling analogy here. I'm gonna say he might have been

(36:49):
a better technical wrestler than Stone ColdSteve Austin. But stone Cold was great
on the mic, and if you'regreat, ray Master, you're always getting
popular. Ray Masterio didn't crack twobeers and then just pour them down his
throat. That's what That's what stoneCold did, and that's doning. That's
done. All right, we getit what you want, Say which one

(37:10):
about policies, Say which one aboutanything else? But like wild, he's
the guy that broke the media's brainoriginally where he's like no, no,
no, I didn't say that thebed women. I said that Rose Donald.
I said Rosio Dona was ugly andfat, and they are you still
okay? I don't know what tosay back to that, and like now
they've had plenty of time to kindof figure out how to combat him.

(37:34):
But like I'm just they're gonna beso mean to each other and probably forget
what they're saying half the time.To just Riffin, it's gonna be electric
or it's gonna be an absolute trainwreck. But I'll watch a little bit
and if it's bad, I'll justturn it off, like that's how you.
I have a reminder set tonight tomake sure because I will be working
tomorrow during it. I'm recording it, and I'm gonna watch the entire thing

(37:58):
when I get home and go tobed wage late, and it's gonna be
like because it's it's gonna frustrate mewhen I'm at work and I'm seeing memes
come from it, but I don'tknow the context of it yet, but
I'm so excited, Like what if? What if? Like you know,
when you see a toddler shitting intheir pants and you can tell you,
hey, are you pooping? Whatif we get a bye moment like that?
If you like that too, orI'll get what if Trump just does

(38:21):
another like two hands to sip hiswater, like he's doing it again his
hair, like actually finally him onetime. Mm hmmm. It's been four
years since we've had this electric yeah, and there's only gonna be one again.
There's no way that they're gonna lettwo happen. But so you gotta,

(38:43):
you gotta, you gotta hold ontoit while you can. And then
I also do love the post debatewhere it's like whoever you are to win
anyways one it's like draft, Likepost debate for politic people is like draft
day for you. And I werelike, I don't know fuck who the
Giants drafted. I'm like fucking thefuture Hall of Famer. Obviously all of

(39:04):
them rounds one through seven absolute steals. These are all like this team's gon
wins super Bowl next year. Wecould not have drafted any better. Like
whoever your candidate is, you're likeso and so dominated that debate, wipe
the floor with the other guy,and then the other people are saying the
exact same thing, like we okay, Like they said words that you liked,
the other guy didn't. The otherpeople are gonna think the same thing

(39:25):
about their guy. But I kindof want to just preschedule tweets for the
debate. What time is it tomorrow? I would assume like seven. There's
that episode of the Office where Darryl'slike, I gotta get out of here,
but let me do a couple ofhead shots. He's like, Wow,
that person has really got him orhimself into quite a predicament, and
then they use it later in theshow and I want to just like,

(39:50):
wow, I can't believe he saidthat, or just the eyeball emojis,
Just like schedule those tweets out likeevery couple of minutes, and it's like
they'll probably play and then it'll justget tracked because but alex is lodg of
the debate, maybe I won't tomake I'll just TV. I'll just TiVo
it, TiVo what am I eightyTV? Just so all the popular like
hashtags on it, like eyeballs,hashtag sleepy, hashtag government hashtag talking tics

(40:16):
has ticktags, hashtag drump I don'tknow if they're still doing that one,
but it'll probably make a come backduring the other one. Code fife hashtags,
hashtag drained swamp, whoa can't believethey went there. Hashtag Maga,

(40:37):
hashtag Marga, hashtag Margo, hashtagFargo. That would be great, Yeah,
dude, just schedule a couple ofone of them only hashtags. Okay,
I'm gonna yeah, I'll tell youguys the tweets and then let's stop

(41:00):
the America I want to live in. Just randomly send that out. Just
know that does Twitter still show youthat it's a scheduled tweet? They don't.
They don't show you he likes anymoreand better. I remember back in
the day would be like scheduled tweetyokay, because then like when shit would
happen, that people would be likeif something insensitive happened, and like like

(41:24):
god forbid school shooting happens, butit's like a gun advertisement for like a
TV show or whatever, and it'slike, oh, this is best,
the best gun in the business,Like how dare you time this? It
was a scheduled tweet or a scheduledtweet. I know, we didn't know
this is gonna happen, so illlike kind of save your ass there.
But now I think they removed likeso they probably don't have scheduled teets.

(41:44):
But yeah, just know that ifI tweet about the debate at all tomorrow,
that as a prescheduled tweet, andthey will be very generic tweets.
But it does always the generic onesthat like people pick up like, ser
yeah, this guy gets it.I was like, oh, that's not
gonna go well tomorrow. And thenafter the debate you get to they go
back to their own like panels ofrandom people sitting on bleachers. What did

(42:07):
you think about how he performed inthis one? Well, maybe we'll get
another red sweater guy. Oh,ken bone ken bone, Yeah, and
then what was his thing that tookhim down? He didn't get taken down
for the inappropriate like he was likingporn on Twitter or something. Well,
yeah, no, he was onReddit and you're talking about like nutting and
his wife Like raw dog. Hewasn't. He was like a legend.

(42:30):
And it was like who gets dude. That's what redd it is man,
Reddit like you look at the weirdshit on Reddit. You leave dumb comments,
So you have to have six burners. My Reddit name is just my
name. Well I have my mainone, but then you have one because
sometimes you want to start a debateand then sometimes you got to get that
debate going, so you got adebate with yourself for a second, and

(42:51):
other people debate with one of yourother debates that were really just you.
But you gotta take both sides,so then somebody's going to come out either
side. And sometimes you got tosee the original point side, so you
agree with your original post as theperson that initially hated it, and then
you can just take over anything.I'm not that seping reddit. I just

(43:12):
enjoyed it sometimes seboard sometimes board bet. I did that, but still debates
back very much, back checked up, also back the Bear. The Bear
is back today. I think seasonthree. I'm so excited. I love
that show. Chef. It isfrom what I've seen from the previews of

(43:36):
this one, he's going back tobeing a fucking dick this season, so
that should be fun. I didn'tknow he ever stopped. Didn't know he
ever stopped he slowed down in seasontwo. I like that show a lot.
It is like the most unnecessary anxietyto show forces on you. Ever
though, where we have to getthis out. I'm my guys, it's
fucking food. I get that it'ssupposed to similar working in the restaurants like

(43:59):
I don't care. I don't careif you get the play it out on
time. I don't really care.Now my my my GM can't really watch
it because he's like this, that'show him and his dad used to scream
and argue at each other, arguewith each other at the restaurant, like
in front of guests, and he'slike, they don't you know, get
into it like that anymore. Buthe's like, it's just it. It

(44:21):
fucking gives me anxiety because it bringsme back to those moments and like,
I'm like, dude, I loveit. This is I was like,
it also reminds me of those momentsand I thought those were super funny.
I yeah, but I was like, Noah, dude, this is awesome.
I love this ship. So we'vebeen kind of rewatching the finals to

(44:43):
the last season of The Bear tojust get ready for the new one.
Is the Bear just live action raditto me though, minus the rat Well,
well, now it is rat boysummer, and he's an example people
are using for it. Jeremy AllenWhite, so ratty, He's yeah,

(45:04):
he's rattuy, Jeremy Allen ra ratatue. Why don't we call him jaw why
don't we call him jaw? Likeeverybody that he has a very is an
acronym name. He has a verylike sayable three letters that you could do
his jaw. I love Jaw.Like David Allen Greer Adam Carl always just
called him Dag and he's like,I love it, Like we got Dag

(45:25):
on this show. I'm like,fuck, that's a cool way to abbreviate
somebody's names. Well then I'd belike, you mean rule, and so
I'd be confused. But Jaw.I just don't think we should call him
jaw. It never once occurred tome that that was his initials. Maybe,

(45:46):
see, you got to take itone step further though, So like
his initials jaw or it spills outjaw. Call him shark, but who's
a hockey player'd be jaws? Hewould absolutely be called ja Ja, He'd
be Jazzy Jazzy you throw why atit? Yeah? Now I just want
to call him Jossy. The BearsLive Action Raditory though, Yeah, sure

(46:09):
I never saw a Ratitude but yeah, what I know the premise of it.
I just never saw it was onTV the other day. Absolutely rat
Lets the fucking Ginger Kid cook whocan't cook for shit that wants to be
a chef. I'm sort of excitedfor when Elle like is like watching kids
movies to be like cool, I'mgonna watch this and be like, yeah,
well let's let's go watch Lion Can'tget Don't watch this part. You're

(46:30):
gonna hate this part. This iswhere scar Kills is dead. Yeah,
you gotta tell her, Like listenall the ones that I watched growing up
in the nineties, it all startswith the mom dying. So like Land
Before Time, Bambi, and theyshow you them die Nemo, they didn't

(46:50):
show you let you see her dieNemo is pre lit. Limo was pre
lit. But yeah, the basichates moms. So shot to the bear
and shout out to people that likefeeling anxious when you're watching a TV show.
Also back this week, the Aand M and UT rivalry. You
normally it's saved for football, eventhough they hadn't played in forever, but

(47:14):
baseball got a little shine on theTexas and Texas A and M rivalry.
A and M didn't win a nationalchampionship again in another sport shocker, but
their coach lost the World College WorldSeries with A and M. To Monday,
he lost the College Road Series final. Tuesday, he announced that he's

(47:36):
leaving A and M to go coachthe University of Texas. So he goes
to the arrival right after taking themto a national championship, and people were
mad about it. Yeah they ornot. They were not stoked. Well,
they were also pissed at him becausein the press conference afterwards, a
reporter asked him because there was rumorshe was going to take the Texas shop,

(47:57):
and what do you say? Hecalled it a classless question, like
just basically being an ultra dick tothe reporter, like, how could you
even ask that we're sitting here righthere, it's after the game. Why
would you It's it's a ridiculous questionto even bring up. In twenty four
hours later, he's like, I'mthe head coach Texas. Fuck you guys.
I I understand both sides of this, of that argument, I absolutely

(48:21):
understand both sides of that, becauseit's like, I'm not going to say
that like before a game. Obviously, you're not going to say you're going
anywhere, because then your boys arelike, why the fuck you even here
if you're gonna leave us like fuckyou. But like after the game,
it's like, do you want meto just be like, yeah, fuck
these kids, I'm out you.You can just dance around the question without
telling the reporter fuck you for evenasking me that question? How dare you

(48:44):
ask me that question? Why wouldyou think it's appropriate to ask me that
question? Yeah? That was weird. Yeah, no, I did exactly
what I doubled down in a weirdway. He did the exact same thing
when he left TCU to go toA and m also like he's a piece
of shit. Not really coaches dancearound this question all the time without getting

(49:05):
combative about it, and he somehowwas just like, no, I'm gonna
lie straight to your fucking face,and then twenty four hours later to exactly
what you said I was gonna do. But but now it's like I was
talking with someone about it and they'relike, man, don't you think kids
now would be like, well,we can't trust anything you're telling us.
I'm gonna go play somewhere else.Not only that, it's not like there's

(49:29):
a job that's higher than Texas thoughthat he would leave Texas for to go
to Like he's not gonna leave Texasfor Stanford, you know, another great
baseball so they're on the same level. Texas is upper echelon top M.
A and M is a good program, but Texas is like historically good.
I don't understand the like A andM. Today's all out of A and

(49:50):
M Twitter saying like a Texas justthinks that can go by whoever they want.
It's like, do you guys notremember every Aggie football coach ever,
like did and they just pay JimboFisher like a billion dollars to get the
fuck away and not coach like he'ssitting at home wherever home is for him,
will a fuckload of money because Aand M's like, here, we'll

(50:12):
just buy him out. We'll justbuy him out. Let's just do that.
Well, part of it too forhim was he asked the university to
give him a shit ton of moneyfor or not give him, but like
renovate the entire stadium, dump allthis money into the program, and they
did it so that he would stay, and then he immediately like left,
and they're still gonna have the betlike some of the best in the country.
Yet like, oh no, nowwe have cool shit that's going to

(50:34):
attract another good coach, like Iget, I understand you got snubbed,
and especially when it's your rival,like fuck Sakewon Barkley. I hate Saquon
Barkley. That guy's the worst.I get it. He left my team
and went to the team that Ihate. I think part of it I
hate, but I think Texas isdoubling his salary. But he didn't even
supposedly didn't even give A and Themthe option of matching. He was just

(50:59):
he like said he's or like theysaid, he's saquon them like su said,
the Giants didn't even give him anopportunity like match And then the Giants
released Hard Knocks trailer and we're like, hey, Saquon, you're gonna give
us the opportunity to match, right, and let's sake Saquon's I don't know.
All of it's kind of weird.All of it's kind of weird,

(51:19):
but I would when A and Mis upset, it kind of funny.
It's like when they upset you,they better have that game on national television
the first time Texas plays at Aand M. Next year though, because
especially now that the conferences are comingback together and they're gonna be in there.
If I was an A and Mfan at that game, I would
make sure I was kicked out becauseI would be sitting on top of the

(51:42):
dugout the entire game, not watchingthe game, screaming at the head coach
for nine innings, calling him apiece of shit, what a loser,
what a terrible per help your wifelead? And then they got kicked out.
Remember no, but they I neverwatched a folding, but they like
apparently they made it super inappropriate senseof ship they were. They were yelling
like really bad. I I knowhow to cross the line without crossing the

(52:06):
line. You know, I wouldjust get kicked out for like cussing,
but I would be like, Ihope you get a ruptured testicle every other
week for the rest of your life. I'd be going in on the guy.
Texas They're gonna be savage. Texasdoes just kind of cut everybody else's
coaches. Though. When you've gotwhen you've got the money, you use
it. That's what the Yankees havedone for a long It hasn't been a

(52:28):
successful last twenty years, but theydid it for their entire existence. If
you what's the point of having themoney if you're not going to use it.
No, no, I get that. I get that. Well,
they don't use it now, theydon't use it wisely at least just buy
pictures. Buy more pictures, dude. I don't know. I don't know
Stanbery. But like Texas took ChrisBeard I think is their foot their basketball

(52:49):
coach, and he was he tookTexas Tech to a national championship game and
then they're like, come on overhere, but here's more money, and
he was like, fuck you,Tech, I'm gonna go take that ut
money. And then Sarkegian was likesupposedly the next in line when the saban
era ended, and she's like,come on over here, path, come
on, take over. I knowthat they didn't know how long Saved was

(53:10):
gonna be around or anything, butthat's sort of like that. And now
this that's pretty funny. What isthere there? Women's basketball coach was that
like TCU's coach. I don't knowthat's true. Probably I'm just gonna yeah.
And then their women's basketball coach isthat their softball coach used to be
the Baylor softball coach. So yeah, yeah, I mean the last time

(53:32):
Texas had a chance to promote fromwithin. Mac Brown would never step down,
so Manny Diaz eventually just went toFlorida and after that and must sham.
Yeah, I say Florida, Miamiis where they were both Mac d
or Mac Jones, Mac Mac.What's your name? Mac? Manny Diaz

(53:57):
No? Oh oh Mac Brown,Mac Brown? Fuck Okay, I was
getting Mac Brown and Mattress Mac likein my head, I confuse him when
I'm trying to. By the way, I don't know who convinced Mattress Mac
to start doing all these amazing commercials, but the Godfather parody was one of
the best I've ever seen in mylife the first time I saw it.
The fact that every time I geton Twitter, it's every third scroll.

(54:20):
You're like, god, damn scroll. Yeah, I just see a lot.
It's like when you hear the samecommercial over and over and you're like,
Okay, I'm over it, WillArnett. I'm fucking sick and tired
of your commercials. Whatever the commercialwas on during hockey, I'm done with
it. I don't want to doany but yeah, A and m and
UT's rivalry back at it again.One last come back kid. We got

(54:43):
for the week. Canada not beinggood at their own sports. So hockey
again, is an American sport.It's America's sport. And I know that
Minnesota has the reputation for being thestate of hockey. How is Florida not
the state of hockey? Now?Three of the last five Stanley Cup Professional
Three of the last five Stanley Cupsbelong to Florida. Well, but that's

(55:07):
just on the professional level. It'sAmerica's hockey state, which is the highest
level, the professional level. Butit's because they're saying the state of hockey.
It's because the entire state watches youthhigh school like the high school hockey
term is one of the biggest things. Right. Well, I think we
should start saying the state of Hockeyis Florida just to make Minnesota mad.

(55:30):
Good luck fucking paying the rink feeson keeping all that ice down there to
grow it. You get you can't. You gotta have high school players playing
if it's the state of hockey.I'm sure kidna in Florida play hockey like
nine, there's like nine some ofthem. Some of them don't. Hey

(55:50):
be nice to Minnesota. What elsedo they have? That's all they got?
That's true. If I can suckand they just lost a mid tier
quarterback. Carlos Korea. Yeah,they've got the Twins, but like the
Twins the Minnesota Wild, they're notgoing just let them have their stay a
hockey moniker Jordan Jackson, Justin Jefferson. Oh yeah, he's gonna throw them

(56:14):
the ball. JJ McCarthy Okay,yeah, great guy. I'm sure he's
got TikTok Harry, he's not gonnabe a good quarterback for Canada again.
Nineteen ninety three, last time Canadawon the Stanley Cup. Fuck him,
dude, I know you were rootingfor Edmonton. I just it's an American
to root for Canada over the USever, And I know it would have

(56:35):
been a good story, but it'salso funnier that, like like when when
asked this, friends really mean tome about the Yankees that one time,
and then the Yankees got beat bythe Rays and then I cursed the Astros
and then went down O three andthen came back and then lost, and
like I was like, good,because you guys are mean to me.
I'm glad that that happened because you'vegot your hopes up again. Like it
is funny that all of Canada wasbehind them, and they were like,

(57:00):
this series is over. And thenthey won one. They're like, okay,
you guys still want they still wantto get oh okay, and then
they won another one and then theybrought it right back and they're like,
there's no fucking way to the now. They got all the momentum and then
they just ran out of gas andFlorida's like, watch, we just fucked
around for three games. It isfunny when that happens. The Red Wings

(57:22):
that did the same ship where thathappened. It ripped my heart out,
but like it's funny when it happenedto somebody else, like you guys thought,
Yeah, it's not easy. That'swhy it doesn't happen very often.
I'm not mad at it. Iwanted Connor McDavid, you were so mad.
But but also America wins again,so I'm like, okay, I
didn't really I had a five dollarsbet on the game. I wasn't exactly

(57:45):
like I want a jeep. Iam now you always met the under in
game seven and I did not betthe under. I forgot, and I
just I'm mad about that. That'swhat I'm mad about. From it.
But hey, you know, whatare you gonna do? America? Would
I should have won a jeep?Rod? Rod went back on his promise

(58:07):
that I forced him into. Ohdamn, I might have to make nineteen
calls on open phones Friday. Roda dirty liar. Shut Yeah. Just
definitely, if you listen to theroad Racer, do not call on open
phone this Friday and say that Rodgerouldgive Alex and hillis jeep. Definitely don't
do that. Don't do that.It'd be a real shame if we are
telling you here, real shame ifeverybody did that. Definitely don't do that.

(58:30):
Do not do not do that underany circumstances. Okay, do not
and do not watch the YouTube versionof this either, even though you should
definitely watch the YouTube version of this. You two dot com Sashay shut shut
it, suck a dick Canada,USA. We're the best cricket's are sport.
Now. We took that from uhin South Asia, just say South

(58:53):
Asia. We took it from whoeverelse we took when we won the cricket
thing. I don't know what's goingon in the Cricket World Cup. I'm
assuming we're dominating that still I'm notgonna look it up, so don't be
telling me we own the NHL.We own the NBA. Again. There
was that one weird year where Torontowon. I didn't like that, But

(59:14):
like America has all the sports again, got it all. Probably win the
World Cup, gonna win the CopaAmerica. Do you see England in Euros?
England? Fucking England fucking lost thefucking Denmark where the they played the
other day? Like US is curbstofBolivia? We played Panama. Like,
yeah, tell me England better thanus the soccer, Yeah, doubt it.

(59:36):
Yaha, Bolivia to nothing. Becausethen I just got to walk into
the kitchen network the next day.Oh Joseah Saro. Where does that sound
familiar? Guys, that's what webeat Mexico for those of you that don't
know. Yeah, it was fun. All the Guatemalan guys in the kitchen
loved it. The Mexican guys didnot. And then Mexico played Jamaica and
I didn't realize it was in Houston, or else I would have been We're

(01:00:00):
gone. You know, Jamaica's likemy second country, facing my home away
from all the other country I've reallybeen to. But if you ever flee
the country, I'll know where tolook for you. Jamaica at Jamaica Mistak
like like Jimmy Buffett right about rightPMPs. One of the greatest stories of

(01:00:22):
about a song ever. I've toldit on the podcast, but if you
don't know it is, look upJamaica Mistaka by Jimmy Buffett and look up
the story behind it, because youjust realized Jimmy Buffett. Cool, dude,
there's one goddamn legend. All right, let's move on to the not
Cool segment, where we tell youguys what is not cool throughout the week.

(01:00:42):
You can weigh in and give usyour things. This is a little
event session. I like it.It's really fun, and we like it
when you guys weigh in on itas well. So hit us up on
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Try and explain it enough to whereit can be if you know what
reddit lingo is, the tld Rtoo long did it read? Try and

(01:01:05):
make it where it's like I cansay it and fourced sentences sometimes I understand.
Yeah, I do more than that, But hashtag PTG not cool at
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(01:02:13):
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the show. This is the notcoolest set. Not cool man, dude,
that's not cool cool all right.Our first not cool is from Samantha

(01:04:08):
Garcia. She's at Underscore xx samG three on Twitter and Samantha says her
not cool is me and my husbandgotta save the date for a wedding for
January of next year. The onlyissue is that we do not know who's
getting married, so that means theysay save the date. That was just
like save the date, here's thedate. You didn't put like a like

(01:04:30):
that's on them, that's not onyou. That's I feel like you should
just say like, I'm not goingto this wedding for sure, but stand
strong. That's generic as fuck nowI want That sounds like a great prank
where you just print off a bunchof generics save the dates, and you
just put them in mailboxes around yourneighborhood because any mail Oh I do love

(01:04:54):
that. I do love that idea. It's it's the most passive like prank
of all time because nobody will understandwhy you did it, and there's no
way you get the gratification of it. It's just funny because for like five
minutes they're like, hey, honey, do we know anybody that was it?
Just got engaged. I don't thinkso put it on like a holiday,

(01:05:17):
fourth weekend Oh yeah, Yeah,it's gotta be like on a long
weekend that no one wants to takeoff December twenty fourth, Save the Day
or like a Monday, fucking Mondaywedding. That'd be awful. That would
be really awful. Have it belike six years in the future. That's

(01:05:40):
not anything on you. I guessif they're gonna send you an actual invitation,
then that's different. But like youcan play the card like we didn't
know about this, and they'll saywe sent Save the Day. It's like
bullshit. You sent something that saidthere's something happening on this time, we
don't know who. Yeah, whenthey do send the next one the official
announcement. If you don't if it'ssomeone you don't want to go to,
be like we have another wedding onthat day because we didn't know whose this

(01:06:05):
was, and we got another oneafter that that had their name on it
and we responded to them. It'snot our fault. You didn't put your
own information at all on the fuckingcard. Not a picture of you guys,
not at the initials. You nevershot out a text like hey,
look for a save the date,which you usually got a text before the

(01:06:29):
save the date. Also, theymay as well just like saying like there's
a wedding with an exclamation mark andlike nothing else, Like that's pretty much
what that is. I had afriend whose car got hit one time when
he was not in it, andthere was a post it note on like
under the windshield, and he waslike, Okay, at least think they
left a phone number, and itjust said sorry, somebody had backed into

(01:06:54):
him. It wasn't too bad,but like you could definitely tell he got
backed into somebody was looking it.Yeah, that's probably exactly what happened.
But like being like, oh,okay, well at least you know,
like they were cool people and theyleft him for uh no, they did
decades. Uh so that's pretty muchwhat they sent you there. You could

(01:07:17):
just put wedding and now would havebeen just as much. But great idea
for us to now just send justgeneric save the dates and if anybody's bored,
that'll be a fun little thing youcan do too. Not cool on
them, not not cool on you, guys. Hopefully it's somebody that you
like, so then you can justbust your ball. They can bust their
ball to pat. You fucking sentme a save the date yoused to sound

(01:07:41):
up a bitch. Pat used tobe the same the date without your name
on it, and Pat like,that's classic me. Or you said to
save the date with your name onit, but it's not for a wedding
perform me right now? Oh look, Ella is making her Actually it's not
out. It's l good thing.He can't hear that. He can probably

(01:08:03):
hear it. His mic is muted, but yeah, just made her first
appearance on the podcast. He's talkingabout how chill his baby is. Dude,
baby, ain't chill crying during apodcast. Honestly, it's a lack
of manners, and I think thatreflects poorly on the parents. It was.
It was not l. It wasnot l. It was maintenance from

(01:08:28):
my apartment, I said. AndI was like, wait, that's my
cousin, not his daughter. Elle. Is your cousin, Ella? Ella?
Okay? I was like, yourcousin? Who I believe? She
just got engaged like two days ago. She's like fucking eight years younger than
me. Maybe that was her savethe day could have been if you guys

(01:08:55):
have another baby, you should justbe like baby on the way with an
ultrasound. None of y'all's information onit. When you said that, like
announcements, when is it sometime peopleare just looking around social media. Finally
you get like text, was thisyours? Yeah? It was classic us.
You're gonna put your name on it. I know it's funny. Now

(01:09:17):
I do you like that? Ilike that lot. That was not cool,
just a weird thing that happened.Good. That was a good on
Sam. Melissa Hyde has another notcool for us at mel hide myself on
Twitter and Melissa says, I orderedsome Texas A and m sure it's online
and they showed up. None ofthe logos were centered correctly. She sent
some pictures, so Robert, ifyou want to attach the photos she sent,

(01:09:41):
but yeah, they're slightly off centeredand then one looks like it's like
way like centered and like up alittle bit from the center. That is
a big bugaboo of mine. Assomebody that does merch. Robert would also
agree with me, because you hadto center all your shit on there,
all of the printing stuff. It'svery easy to do that. That means
they were probably being very lazy andjust like self printing it, so they're

(01:10:02):
just throwing it in there. Buthere's the joke. How many aggies does
to take to screen printed shirt oncentered? At least one more than they
use? Yeah, twelve, atleast twelve them all right, probably needed
a thirteenth man on that job.I guess you could couldn't gig that one
good. Yeah. Well, youknow, after this, now it makes

(01:10:25):
sense. Why should Schlasnagle left?You know, he just didn't want to
be associated. Was kind of shotat university, Melissa. If you want
to just tag the universe and you'dbe like, here's your reason. This
is why our coach left. Figureout coach for a team that can't even
put their their logos centered on shipNo, thank you, lock it up.
That is frustrating. I've had I'vehad shirts show up before that are

(01:10:49):
similar to that, where it's eitherlike I had one one time where the
like remember our shit printer that wehad before we have our awesome merch people.
There was like a pastor Gavy loganwith when we first made the shirts.
When Robert came on board, He'slike, hey, merch, we
should do that, and I waslike, I don't know why I have
not thought of that, and Robertslike, we can just outsource our stuff
so we don't have to do it. And like the first shirt I got

(01:11:10):
that had the pass Gavy logo onit, like the logo was cut off
at like the fucking the like collarof the shirt, and it was like
did they like they didn't even lookat it after they printed it, Like
you have to look at that andbe like, that's not how that's supposed
to be, and no one did. And then they shipped it to me
and I was like, what thefuck is this guys? And they were,
oh, could you send us apicture of it? And I sent

(01:11:31):
him a picture and they sent methe right ones. But it was bullshit.
Luckily we have great merch people.Now you gotta get great merch people
like past the gravy as so notlike A and M has. Yeah,
well that sucks. I'm sorry,T's and peas t's and peas. Ray
Mundo B to Vitez at K MundoB on twitter way. He's in with

(01:11:53):
his not cool and he says,my tire blew out on the freeway.
They started pulling really hard to theright, but luckily I kept my cool.
Now I'm just waiting for the towtruck to get here. A blowout,
especially on a highway, is thefucking worst I've had that happen one
time, one time in my life. I was driving my old my old
Ranger, my old Danger Ranger andthe bront Right tire pops. I was

(01:12:15):
listened to se Lo Green, Fuckyou. I was listening to that that
was on the radio at that time, and I remember listening to that and
just hearing and then my car startedlike spidering a little bit and it just
spun and I did like a fullspin, and I thought I was gonna
get hit and die, and Iluckily was able to like it did it
all the way around where I couldkind of quietly steer it over there.

(01:12:36):
Very scary, very very scary.Glad you're okay. Mundo would not wish
that on anybody, but it doesmake you feel kind of like a man
when you survived that, You're like, fucking yeah, it was a blowout.
I'm good, but terrifying. Luckily, I've only ever gone flats,
I've never had the blowout, soI will never listen to sea Loo Green.

(01:12:59):
Again. Then I'm like, wewere out on se Lo Green.
He's bad and he was literally sayingfuck you. He's literally saying fuck you
to me as my tire blew out. No thanks, buddy, Maybe you
just don't listen to him when you'rein the car. No, okay,
all right, just a suggestion.Don't have to bite my head off about

(01:13:20):
it, man, Yeah I willthough. I see Lo Green tried to
kill me one time. Let's letselo Green tried to kill If you ever
meet meet him one day, makedude, did you know you almost killed
me once? What? No?I would not meet him on purpose.
I would intentionally be like I'm kidding. No, I'm saying like, if
you just you didn't know he wasat the radio station one day, you

(01:13:42):
saw it, like you were walkingdown the hallway. Oh hello, how's
it going. I have this reallyhigh pitch force and I'm a perfect fear
fu you like, no, no, se Lo no, see no,
see no exactly tz pe' mundo.We're glad you're okay, buddy. That

(01:14:04):
sucks. That fuck it sucks.Last not cool we got is from Ashley
Wilkins app Buster Healer Mix. Shesays, I got two tickets to see
Inside Out two. I did notrealize that they were the Spanish version and
there were no refunds. Since itwas opening day, I had to buy
new tickets to watch the movie infour K. The movie costs for both

(01:14:25):
of us was seventy eight dollars alltogether. One ridiculous cost for movies.
That's why I don't go to themovies like it is the easiest decision.
I know, you guys liked goingto the movies is the easiest decision in
the world for me. When it'slike, what was the movie that was
out that we almost rented it?It was It's Instill in theaters, but
it was like rent for twenty nineninety nine, and I was like,
fucking all, I was about todo it, and we ended up watching

(01:14:48):
something else. We watched Hitman byRichard link Later. It's a Netflix movie.
I would say it's solid six sevenout of ten. I've heard it
a solid movie. It's a goodfiller movie. And Richard Linkley every went
to Sam Houston, so I'm alwaysgonna support that dude. Think the guy
that made Days Inconfused and Boyhood andeverybody watched some but it's uh, it's
good to Texas state. You know, nobody deal yeah, yeah, if

(01:15:13):
if though you like you're just lookingfor a Philler movie. Solid Philly movie
right there. But that was whywe didn't decide to a thirty other movie.
But if movies in the theaters,they want to charge you thirty dollars
so I can watch it, now, I will happily do that. Because
she spent seventy eight dollars, shehad to buy four movie tickets. That's
ridiculous. That's not even including allthe other stuff. I'm sure popcorn's five

(01:15:34):
hundred dollars now, I mean no, I mean I'll get in and out
of the movie without with that.It's about time that you go too.
If you go on like a FridaySaturday night at like six seven o'clock,
yeah, you're gonna play premium tickettize. You gotta know when to go.
I can't wait for the Kevin Costermovie to come out Horizons like American
Story, whatever it's called. Meand my buddy have already played a buddy

(01:15:55):
date, gonna go see the theater. No, it's about the Old West.
I'm out. He's he's out ofhis baseball era. He's in his
Western era. Now, I missedthe old era too. That's the old
era, dude, It's the OldWest. What dude doesn't love that.
It's history. Man. I've neverbeen a Western guy. That's one of

(01:16:18):
the like I just don't bear it. You're weird, super weird, weird.
My grandmother was a was a hugeClint Eastwood fan, so not Clint
Eastwood, fucking John Wayne sorry,basically the same guy. So like I
grew up watching a lot of Westernsand stuff too. But it's also it's
just history. Dudes love history.There's a solid not cooler. Actually,

(01:16:41):
sometimes the movies fucking suck man.That's like, especially like, how how
are you supposed to fucking know it'sbeen Spanish. I've bought a UFC fight
in Spanish before and you cannot getrefunded. It'll be the tickets probably said
inside right, but like sometimes it'llbe like but you know what cuts off
where it'll be like to give me, give me like dazing confused I just
said, but it'll be like dazedin c And then like sometimes you like

(01:17:03):
if you're doing it on that digitalscreen, if you're trying to order it
one of those kiosks, that'll likeit would be like in is it e
in or es in Spanish in theparentheses, like you won't You don't fucking
see that. You're like, oh, there's the movie I want. There's
a time cool, Like I'm I'vedone that exact thing, buying buying a
UFC fight before it where it's likeah bah and it was seventy dollars and

(01:17:27):
you're like, I'm not gonna watchit all in Spanish. Here's one hundred
and forty. Like there we go. And then I offered it to my
Spanish speaking friend and I was like, Hey, if you want to log
into my ESPN cut you can watchin Spanish. You can also watch it.
And I was like, I feellike somebody needs to watch this in
Spanish, just so that. Ishould have texted Robert like, dude,
I know you'll gill fuck what UFCplease just have this on the background.

(01:17:49):
I don't give a fuck off itsopening day, Like, if there's tickets
available for the English one, theyshould be able to. That's just that's
just customer service, dude. You'dlike, it's an honest mistake, fucking
you know, switch to this oneif you didn't buy, Like if you
bought ten tickets and I took upa whole row. I absolutely can see
that and being like, look likepeople could have not bought tickets because you

(01:18:11):
took a whole row, or butlike two tickets, like you should be
good. I've never heard of thethe no refunds because of opening day.
I heard of that. Yeah,I had either, but that makes sense
they she don't. I don't believethat was what she said in it.
But then a couple of people thatthat responded to. That's how I got
like equate the value over like say, I know these take a presure over

(01:18:34):
near, but say it was likeeight dollars for a normal ticket, but
since she has to watch the fourK now because that's all avaiable, those
are ten. Like okay, wellI'll pay you the four dollars difference,
but don't just make a new fuckingtickets. Yeah, that's they were being
dickheads. Whoever they are that sucksdid they should have also offered you the

(01:18:55):
opportunity to watch the Spanish version,but they would put subtitles that would be
horrible. Hey, we're gonna beforewe start the movie. We just wanted
to let everything but this is allin Spanish, So Robert, I'm gonna
say this something like you to translateit. Hi, everyone Ola, amigos.
Instead of showing the movie regularly,we will be showing it for subtitles

(01:19:15):
for our Greeno friends that accidentally purchasedSpanish tickets. I would they stand up
and go ola bonjoors uh. Raymundoalways does a lot of he does.
My My favorite thing that he shareswith me every week is he does the

(01:19:36):
Gravy Day post, which is HappyGravy Day, and he lets me share
it on all of our socials.And then today he's sent a past the
Gavy Lottaria Loteria card. They nailit, they got it, nailed it.
Yeah the second time yeah Lotia,Yeah okay, but he made one
of those and it was like alpast the gravy and I was just like,

(01:19:56):
happy gravy Day, me and Migos. I was like, I feel
so white type. I was likethe white lady at the Mexican restaurant and
she's like grassiest. Juse do thatreally cringey smile. Yeah, that was
a sid not cool as she saw, not cool all around everybody. You're
glad everybody's okay, I will gofor mine. Not cool because I've been

(01:20:16):
dealing with it the whole podcast.It looks like it's been resolved now.
That's why I had to go talkto a maintenance person. But my AC
flashback to two weeks ago when mywife gave birth. The day my wife
started having contractions, our AC wentout overnight, and it was kind of
weird because I was like, that'scrazy that, Like I normally keep it

(01:20:38):
on seventy five during the day,sixty nine at night. That's nice.
You want to sleep with a witha little bit colder, but I always
keep at seventy five, and seventyfive is a normal temperature to me.
It's a fine temperature to just beliving in. It was at seventy nine
during the day at one point,and I was like, it's said at
seventy five. Why is seventy nine. I was like, maybe it's the
hottest part of the day. We'rein a corner apartment. Maybe that's the

(01:20:59):
case. I don't know. Wellthen I was I didn't really think anything
of it. And then in thelike, I woke up for work and
I was just sweating, and mywife had been up, hadn't woken me
up to tell me, but itwas just like, hey, AC went
out, What the fuck? Andso then she started contractions, which was
super chill, because you definitely wantto be going into contractions without AC in

(01:21:19):
Texas in the summer. And shewent to her sister's house while I got
them to do that. They didfix the AC so it would cool,
but it was still like not coolingefficiently, kind of like what I had
said before. It was like setto seventy five, it was eighty two,
like not cool, and then throughoutthe day would just get hotter and
hotter, so then you had todip lower and be like, all right,

(01:21:40):
well let's make it seventy so thenit would go to seventy six or
seventy eight or whatever it would be. But it just was like I shouldn't
have to set my tempt to thatlow for it to just be a reasonable
temperature. And then I paid myAC bill two days ago and it was
four hundred and three dollars and Ilive in a two bedroom apartment. It

(01:22:00):
should never be four hundred and threedollars for a house, let alone a
two bedroom apartment. And I don'tknow if you guys remember, I'm kind
of boys with the manager at myapartment now because I fought the evil power
washers next door. Now we're boys, and I was like, what's up,
dude, my AC. I knowyou guys fixed it. The maintenance
dudes are dope. The new maintenanceguys we have are cool. I was

(01:22:23):
like, look, they did abang up job. It works, it's
just not cooling efficiently. Here ismy bill from last month that I've paid
and this is the last two weeks. Now I'm gonna make sure this does
have my address on it. Itdoes not. It does not. But
so this is a graph I'm showing. This is where you watch the YouTube
version. The green graph is whatan efficient home would have their AC bill.

(01:22:50):
The yellow is what people near mehave their AC at mine. So
this number goes to like one hundred, and it's a six hundred is the
highest number I can get to you. The average neighbor is one forty eight.
Mine was five seventy. And ifyou're looking on the YouTube version,
that is a really really really reallyreally really really long blue line that we're

(01:23:14):
looking at. And I was justlike, I understand that it is hot
in Texas and sometimes it won't coolone hundred percent to where it is.
It should never be ten degrees abovewhat I am setting it at and I
should never have to set my thermostatto sixty seven just to live in like
manageable shit. I was paying liketen eleven dollars a day. It builed
out to be with basically with theAC to cool like that. So today

(01:23:35):
they've been replacing it and they finishedwhen they were just knocking on the door
there. But that's why I'm wearinga basslet jersey that to flex my muscles
or anything like that. I mean, and I'm jacked, but wearing a
basstot jersey because I was just sweatingthe entire time I've been doing the podcast.
So AC being out not fun inTexas, not fun at all.

(01:23:57):
That sucks, dude, Yeah,it was super not cool. And my
other not cool is I've been tryingto get add of all still, and
like now we're going on like amonth and a half two months, and
I've gone to like three four pharmaciesand everybody says there, I don't not
a scientist. I know that pharmaceuticalcompanies are just printing money, though,
and it seems like you can't beout of stuff if you're just getting money

(01:24:18):
all the time, So like justmake more like it shouldn't be easier to
buy adderall from somebody on the street, then it would be to just go
get it at my pharmacy because mydoctor prescribes it. Yeah, I mean,
so have you just been without orare you going the alternate route?
I will not answer that question outa boy, but I do make sure.

(01:24:39):
I do make sure that every singlepharmacist. I'm like, you know
that I'm just gonna go get thisfrom a drug dealer. I'm gonna buy
it from a drug dealer. Thisis your fault. I'm buying it from
a drug dealer because it's a weekthree that you guys have not I hypothetically,
I would absolutely, yeah, definitelynot really do it. Definitely not
really doing that at all, butat all fucking should not be that.

(01:25:00):
It's like the most prescribed thing inthe world. Isn't it just make more?
At least at least in America,It's gotta be make more. Dude,
I don't know how make chults togethermake this ship do the thing.
I don't know. I don't likeit. Stupid. I shouldn't ask my
mom about that and be like,why is there an outage? I don't
know, But everybody says like it'sbeen an act this for years, like

(01:25:23):
then they should if it's if you'vehad an outage of stuff and it's short
just nothing for three years, youshould just learn, we have to make
more of this stuff. You're likethe richest industry in the world, the
richest industry in the world. Justprint more fucking money and make more ship
dude. I literally can't think ofone good reason why they would have it

(01:25:45):
that there's not there's not less.They're doing it on purpose to let it
be out for a while to thendrive up costs when they do bring it
back to market. Exactly what they'regonna do, which is bullshit. What
do you guys have aus? You'renot cool? I bit my lip today,
not like the actual lip, butlike you know, when you're taking
about it and then you get yourselflike down in the gums. Wasn't a

(01:26:08):
hard one, but like I haven'tbeen able to stop fucking with it since.
Didn't even hurt. I just didit, and it was annoying,
like for it hurt for a halfsecond, but my main one was I
went to my parents this weekend andI was driving back Monday, fucking making
great time. They're just in JohnsonCity on the other side of Ausin.
So I'm basically just shot two ninetyand then seventy one. All the way

(01:26:29):
down, I'm going eighty the wholetime. There's really not any traffic making
great. I hit it ten atColumbus, I turned left and I get
stuck. There's it's just two lanesfrom Columbus all the way to Sealy,
and there's a house on an eighteenwheeler, so it's kind of taken up

(01:26:49):
two lanes. But if I wasthe next car, I would have been
able to get it in front ofit. The car directly in front of
me that's pulling up to the sideof it is an eighteen wheeler that cannot
pass. So all the way fromColumbus to Sealy, I just had to
watch traffic build up behind me towhere where I should be going eighty miles
an hour, I'm just going sixtyher it extended, still made great time,

(01:27:12):
would have made record time going formy parents back home. Do either
of you this is unrelated? Doeither of you still have the astros broadcast
on right now? I don't likethat that was just brought up. No,
because this lady talking looks like RonWhite, and I wanted somebody else
to see it too. Oh god, I was gonna be like, if
that game is still going on,that's not good. Yeah, you know

(01:27:35):
Ron White has the long hair.Oh yeah, she just it's a like
a woman version of Ron White.I think she's the same size as him
and everything. It's an Oils fan, she's I'm sure she's a great woman.
It just she looks just like RonWhite. I thought that was what
that was. But yeah, dude, that fucking how much of that?
I'm sorry that I got to youout there? How much of that drive

(01:27:57):
when you realize that this is happening? Were you just driving going? Like?
How highly of that drive where youjust screaming? I really wasn't.
I was just trying to remember whereI look at what point the highway had
got extended, and I was tryingto figure out how far away from it.
I was like me, as soonas it went to three lanes,

(01:28:17):
I went buzzing around at eighty andthen immediately got all the way back in
the right lane because I knew dudeswere gonna be flying past me. And
sure enough, I'm going eighty andthis guy passed me. He must have
been going one to ten in theamount of time it took just to pass
the eighteen wheeler because that dude wentflying fucking past me. And I was
like, well, either he's gotsomewhere to be here, that guy really

(01:28:40):
has to take a shit right now. They both could have been both.
I had that happened one time.It was they were moving a mobile home
and it was on uh, itwas on a toll way. It was
in the West Park Tollway and it'stwo lane fucking tollway. I was like,
how do you get on a tollway that's supposed to make it easier
to drive with a fucking oversized load? You know, you're to take up

(01:29:00):
both lanes. You shouldn't be ableto get on a toll way that's really
good. And I couldn't even backbecause it's I tent, Like, where
the fuck else are they supposed totake this thing? You know? Yeah,
that fucking sucks, And that isone of those exactly what you said,
like, where else are they supposedto This is the only thing this
guy can do here, right,Yeah, that was the worst timing.

(01:29:23):
Yeah, I was annoyed, butI was like, you know, I
was making great time as is sofrom Houston all the way to Johnsonity three
hours and eleven minutes. Oh andthat was that was with a stop at
Jack in the Box too, Soreally, if I had not stopped at
Jack in Box, wouldn't have goodsucked. I would have made that ride
in like two forty five, whichis unheard of. Would you get a

(01:29:44):
Jacket the Box? I haven't beena Jack in the Box. I got
a sauce. It was breakfast becauseI was driving back in the morning.
It was some sort of like sausageand Swiss sandwich on a on a biscuit
or something. It was really good. It's really good. It sounds.
Yeah. I don't think i'd evergotten Jack Inbox breakfast before I see Jack
Inbox tacos, I feel like it'spretty much. And then Curly Fries Jack

(01:30:08):
Inbox has dope Curly fries or theBacon Ultimate cheeseburger. So good. All
right, that's like that's really good, not cool? Yeah, really good,
not cool? Robert? Would yougot tomorrow's the day? Tomorrow?
I have a Jerry duty? Allright? Pete, dude, wait,
did you call in if you alreadycalled the court? Because sometimes they're like,

(01:30:29):
actually you're in Harrison County though,right, Yeah, I actually would
bleep out where I said you live. We don't know where it lives.
Yeah, yeah, sleep Out County. That's bigger than the state of Bias
County and maybe the state mm hmm, maybe the country. I like did
like online pre registration or whatever,but they don't They don't ask him an

(01:30:49):
email address, so I don't knowif it's been dismissed or anything. So
I've been checking the mail, like, oh, maybe I got a letter
saying it's dismissed. Nothing of thesort. Still are you close on all
to not going to just like sayit? I didn't get that. No,
do you consider it daily? Likedo you can? But you can

(01:31:13):
check it? Yeah? I guesslike you consider it day, Like what
if I just didn't go? Haveyou thought about it at least every day?
I think more like, is itdismissed? Did a letter? R
it dismissed? I feel like,not only is Robert gonna get picked,
but he's gonna be the foreman.No no, no, no, dude,

(01:31:34):
you got you would say like whatyou're easy out? It's just like
literally like if you want to usethe podcast like I do. A podcast
that we talk about things we doin our daily lives. It would be
hard not to talk about going toJerry Duty and then also say you work
for a conservative radio station. Youdo. Ktr RACH is a conservative leaning

(01:31:56):
radio station. That's half the peopleare gonna get ready, Yeah, and
you're gonna be somebody's easy. Uhnope, we know where he's leaning.
I've met Michael Berry. Michael ismy best friend. It's not even a
close courthouse, like you know,I sort of near downtown, like they
could have been like ten or someminutes away. It's like an annex,
so might have to drive even further. Oh that means it's fewer. That

(01:32:19):
means there's fuer cases probably though,because if you go like the big courthouse
downtown, it's like, oh,I'm fucked. They're not cancering ill.
You don't have to pay for parking, at least since you do, but
sometimes they pay, they pay you. I think you get paid whatever it
is. But somebody that I knew, like they're like, yeah, that's
not even enough for the parking,like you were losing money having to do

(01:32:41):
that. But yeah, I thinkSam went at the like in February and
she got paid thirty dollars. Didshe get picked? She did not think
it ended up. I don't know, Like it seemed like it was dismissed.
Like they were there filling out paperwork. They watched a video and they're
like, okay, everyone can gohome now. See Sam seems like somebody
that would absolutely get picked because Samis sweet, She looks nice. She

(01:33:03):
looks like she wouldn't be controversial atall, Like she looks like everybody would
be satisfied with Sam sit on ajury. I could also see her always
being excused because maybe one side mightsee the multicolored hair and be like the
other sides, like that's our exemptionright there. She does not seem like

(01:33:24):
she's gonna be sympathetic to my case. Yeah, die your hair, I
should do that. Die your hair, wear a Trump shirt, wear a
Maga hat, die your hair blue, and wear a Trump shirt. People
don't know what the fuck happened.Nobody's picking a two pay guy. This

(01:33:45):
guy's a wild card. You can'thave a wild card on a jurty.
And then also have you seen thememe where the guy just not tapped and
screenshotted it and he's like you thinkhe did it, question Mark, and
he darre drops it to everybody inthe courtroom, just loudly talk about anyone
else, just air drop it sothat everybody pops up like who said this?

(01:34:11):
All good suggestions, Robert, takeyour pick. I would go to
the conservative station and the podcast.I don't I'm not even saying I'm going
to talk about it. They knewI had Drewy duty. It's very likely
that they harassed me about Dreury duty. And I can't lie to them because
they're my best friends in the wholeworld, right, rather than my employers
and sort of employers. Actually actuallyis his employer this week. I'll crack

(01:34:35):
under pressure and just tell them everything. Ashley Wilkins actually does. She is
your boss this month. So ifshe gives you chores, you have to
run them by me and Pat.But you might have to work for Ashield.
Don't be weird. Actually, don'tbe weird s telling that. Also,
I just picked up a second job. Yeah, I'm an assistant.

(01:34:58):
I'm a personal assistant. Now I'mworking three jobs. Really, I don't
have time. I don't have time. Okay, I'm gona talk about Damny.
But third job, that's right,yeah, geez, fourth job really
because he also worked on The RodRyan Show sometimes mm hmm. Crushed it.
He actually was like everybody's like,Robert should be here, not you,
and I was like, fuck yeah, and it was only a matter

(01:35:20):
of time. I don't remember whatit was. I remember I was listening
at one point the shout out agame. They asked Robert something and he
just goes, yeah, that's likeand I was like, yes, this
is perfect. Well, sometimes itRobert's studio, it's like you have to

(01:35:42):
like he's talking to somebody on thephone, so then he has to like
mute them and do a bunch ofshit. So like Chili sometimes doesn't even
have his headphones on. It's,uh, what a totally different conversation.
I was like, if you askedRobert, you answered no question, that's
exactly what you're gonna get backs.Yes, we had all positive feedback out

(01:36:05):
Roberts the congratulations of that, butI tell you, obviously we do a
great job. But she does.I feel like we all had some pretty
good knock cools. Mm hmm.Injury duty may really be the number one.
My mom had dre duty yesterday.No, maybe she is. She
did not get picked. But shewas not stoked about it. And I

(01:36:26):
said, just tell him tell themyour son as a podcast and he will
talk about his mom on Dury Duty. And like, now I could literally
send this like seeing my son said, and I'm like, my mom had
Drey duty. My mom is reallygonna find everybody guilty. Sure you're retired,
now, this is like you haveto do your civic duty. You
have all of the time. Iget it's like somebody's life and stuff like

(01:36:50):
that, and a lot of itis just like you know that there's like
the person that like takes it seriously. This guy, I don't know.
I don't want to see the transcriptagain, she probably wants. I don't
want to see the transcript. Pleasedon't don't send me the pictures, Like
just what do you think? Whatdo you want to go with? Dude,
I'm on call all the time nowwith grandma. I can't do this,
all right, get out of here. Yeah, you can't be mean?

(01:37:15):
Cool? What's her what's her grandmaname? By the way, mim,
mim, I like that. Thename is Kim. Yeah, ma'am.
Where that's a good one. Iwanted to go Kiky that gotta be
dead. Yeah, because that's offthe first name. You can't have Grandma

(01:37:36):
being called her first name. Mimis literally one letter different than her first
name. Yeah, but it doesn'tstart with the first letter. That's the
key. It has every other letter. Yeah, but it's it's the first
letter. It's the K. LikeI could have just walked into my grand
my grandparents, like, what's up, Rita, that's not is your mom's

(01:37:58):
name, Kim It's not like it'sKimberly, it's Kimberly. Okay, she's
always got my cam. Yeah.I don't know if it was like another
like your name situation or just AlexHimbo. She should goes to Pink Ranger
this year for Halloween. That wasmy first crush, Kimberly the Pink Ranger.
Well, we think we should makelike I think I might go.

(01:38:19):
No, you have to dress herup as tiny little Eli Manning. Well,
she's gonna do that every year.Did Eli ever have a goatee?
Because if you can put a goateeon the little baby girl, that's hilarious.
No, but Chad powers at thestash, Everyone's like, oh,
what a cute little boy. It'sa girl it's dressed as a football player.

(01:38:40):
What the fuck you, dude.It is crazy though, because I
mean, obviously I don't want totalk with my kids all the time,
but like it, I feel likeso many people talk about Like everybody just
keeps saying like, oh, he'sso cute. And it's a girl,
like no one has ever been likewhat's his name? Everybody has identified to
her gender, and I'm always like, well, please don't tell us her

(01:39:01):
gender. We have let her,We're to let her decide. Well,
I mean also they I feel likeevery picture I've seen she is covered in
pink blankets. But here we gothe baby again. I VS get it.
I don't like the baby. Iwant the attention I didn't do.
I vs other positive side. Theother positive side of babies is, uh,

(01:39:26):
you just get like if your wifebreastfeeds, you just see tits all
the times? Cool? I gothow many hey tits? Now you have
proof so no one can just belike, shut up, virgin, you
got proof now one time sext everlook hm hmm proof Ah, not a
virgin. I'm a daddy. I'llsay that all right, Pat tell everybody

(01:39:50):
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(01:40:12):
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(01:40:34):
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(01:40:56):
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(01:43:31):
five similarly related things. We'll powerright the fuck out of them because we
are the most elite at power rankingstuff. Let's start off with Brandon Davis
aka Texas Cat Daddy at a streamof cream on Twitter, and Brandon says,
what happens when a pig pulls ahamstring? A lot of thought with

(01:43:53):
this. Okay, Now, aslong as the pick can keep moving around
on only three legs, that lastpig leg is basically going to become veal
you can sell that pig for ahigher price because it's going to be just
sitting there being all fatty and deliciousbut not being used so that meat is
gonna become super tender. Can youimagine super tender ham that's already no matter

(01:44:18):
how bad you it's still just delicious. It's like, uh, what's the
what's is a deal? It's supposedto be like because it had it moved,
Yeah, but that's now that legsjust not moving while the rest of
the pig is growing to mature andbam you got a veal leg Yeah I

(01:44:38):
would. I just said that itwould. It probably hurts the pig damp
fin sad to see. I wouldimagine it. Yeah, it's probably easier
to get bag in definitely, becauselike catch our hard to catch. Like
that's a that's a thing, isn'tit? Like the pigs are super difficult

(01:45:00):
to catch. Yeah, they're fastanimal like they're round and everything, but
they're quick animals if you're just tryingto hand catch it. Like that would
have been a good training for Rocky. That's why why it didn't win all
the time. But he's from Philadelphia, so he wouldn't have been smart enough
to learn like the elite training ways. Things about Philadelphia is they don't win

(01:45:23):
a lot. They don't want alot of titles. I don't know that
is sad though to say, dude, like you just don't see animals with
pull hamstrings. You don't see themlimited around. Do you have less ham?
If you have a pulled hamstring,you probably have more ham because it's
easier to catch. Is it likeless good ham? Though? No,

(01:45:45):
it's probably yeah, pretend yeah,like is damaged ham worse ham? Though?
Microsoft went down ten points. Yeah. I think that you tell me
that you used to see you wantto pull a pig's hamstring and it makes
it a little bit cheaper. Idon't want to injury pick. I just
want to eat. Pigs are actuallysmart, cool animals. I don't want

(01:46:06):
to injure a pig. I prefersomeone else does that and then they ship
it somewhere and then I buy itpackaged. I don't want to like see
all the gross stuff. I getit, it's probably bad. Like I
know that Pete always tries to likebe like here, watch this like gore
a video, and then we're gonnatell you shouldn't eat meat, And I'm
like, I don't want to dothat because to make me feel gross.

(01:46:27):
Why you might chicken nuggets later?But do it either way, but like
I'm just gonna feel bad about it, and I don't want to feel bad
about it. But for me,like i've seen those videos, all it
does is You're like, yeah,this is fucked up. But now I'm
thinking about ham and I'm hungry andI want to go eat some pig.
Some dude was, uh, Idon't know, I don't know. He
was asking me if I care oribody cared about a certain issue going on

(01:46:49):
overseas, and he was like,well, if you heard what they're doing
to these people. It's like,no, I haven't. But I feel
like until I know about this,I can't do it any money either way,
so I gotta go. I'm aneducated, mine educated. I can't
just give my money. But myeducator saying sorry, not happening in front
of me. I'm sorry, Likethat's that's the whole thing I got with
my pigs. I'll eat bacon.I'm not gonna butcher up a pig.

(01:47:12):
I'll tell you that much. Idon't know. I'm not a hunter.
I don't have a power people togo hunting. I'm a pussy. I
can't shoot a deer. Deers looklike dogs and me I'm like, but
so cute. I don't want toshoot, it's just hanging out. I'll
eat I'll eat fucking deer meat.I'm down for venison. I just don't
want to see the prison process.I've never been hunting, never shot it.
Love what my friends do because thenguess who gets to eat hallopeeno fucking

(01:47:34):
deer sausage for like the next monthbecause they got so much back they can't
eat it all. This guy theygo hog hunting one time. We didn't
shoot anything, but like I was, you don't eat those though, you
just kill them because they're a newsense. Yeah. If everybody we're talking
about it's over they're overrun. Ifeverybody in the state of Texas killed a

(01:47:57):
hog today, they would still betoo many hawks in the state of Texas.
They would still be overdone or whateveroverpopulated is that many? Shout out
our boy John Joffrey. I knowhe's done the helicopter hunting before. Yeah,
he's just a billionaire. You justpaid here's a small fortune and let
me shoot out of a machine gunand a helicopter, which is bad as
that's so awesome. He's such aman, he's so much manlier than we

(01:48:20):
are. Yeah, that's really right. I shot on him. This is
more manly than I am. Allright? Next up is the right Would
you say what happens with it?Do you think it's just easier to get
bacon? Yeah? Yeah, I'mkind with that, and I'm always a

(01:48:40):
favorite of more bacon. That's true, that's true. Good question, Brandon.
Our next one comes from another Brandon. We have Brandon Whitehead, and
Brandon Whitehead says, do twins everrealize that one of them was unplanned?
So I wanted to ask one ofour friends, but I couldn't find his
Instagram. I wrote it there onthe pay won't you shoot him a text
real quick? While we're both Ohgod, damn it, I'll get I

(01:49:05):
guess that's back in two weeks.I only know one twin, so then
I don't think they think about that, because nobody's probably ever had the balls
to ask them that. But Idisagree ask them, I disagree. I
think they definitely think about it,specifically the first twin, because if you

(01:49:26):
don't think, like if you've beenyou guys have siblings, you have brothers,
Like the first thing you want todo is shop on your brother,
Like that's like you just want totalk shit. So like, if I'm
the first sibling, I'm the firsttwin, I'm like, you know,
they didn't really want you, youknow, Mom, I didn't really want
you. I was the one theywanted. You were just a bonus,
Like, oh fuck, I guesswe got him too. I would flip

(01:49:46):
it though, if I was like, that's the thing if the first one
one is first out, but ifthe second one out is bigger, I'd
be like, yeah, but Igot all the nutrients in the womb.
I was obviously the Yeah, wellthat's how that's the sibling you get right
there. But like the first twindefinitely is like and what you do?
They just want one. That's theweird thing about what, Like you always
hear about siblings fighting. You neverhear about twins fighting. Twins are always

(01:50:09):
those ones that are like super closeand they all hang out together all the
time and they're just a light orat least identical twins. Anyway, You
never hear about identical twins fighting becausehow can you fight with yourself? Yeah,
at least at least as a kid. Once you get into adulthood,
you realize that you kind of hateyourself. That's why as a kid,

(01:50:30):
like I'm a kid, being akid's awesome. That's why. There's the
theory that all twins kiss each othertoo at some point. It's not a
theory, that's true. It's likekissing yourself. Yeah, twins definitely kiss.
Like if you have a twin thatlook again, identical twins specifically,
that's crazy. Also, you knowa fun thing I learned this past week.
I have a cousin that's dating atriplet, but she has one of

(01:50:54):
her sisters is identical to her.One of them is not. They're all
triplets, though, that's crazy.I didn't know you could have two identical
out of three, but then oneis just like, I'm not identical.
I didn't know that either. Ithink that's why you're lying and they adopted.
You know, the twins say tothe other one all the time.
Year, that's a hell of alie to spend for their whole life,
Like the I that's that's got toreally suck, because you know, the

(01:51:16):
identical ones team up on the otherone. Yeah, you're like, I'm
gonn obviously side with the guy lookslike me. That's honestly, like just
human nature. Human nature. Wecan look at it all the way we
want, and I'm saying it's right. But like cavemen were like, you
have hair on face. I havehair on face. We are friends.
I work with you. This animalI am not friend. It does not

(01:51:38):
look like me. And that's howwe learned how to hunt. Like then
people were like no, no,no, no, stay away from these
people. And then like it gotweird, they got weird and bad.
But like that is just people tendto like you go to the stuff that
it looks like. It is humannature. It is human nature. That's
not me trying to take sides orjust stand for one thing or another.

(01:51:59):
Just like if I if I goto a Giants game, if I go
to a sports bar and there's guyswearing Giants jerseys and then there's guys wearing
Eagles jersey, I'm probably going tothe Giants jerseys. Guys, Oh what's
up you guys? Like? Doyou guys like the same stuff? I
like? Okay? Write that.In the header for the Twitter post,
Robert explains why people keep to theirown kind or yeah, what was the

(01:52:21):
other one? And then why SelahGreen tried to kill Alex people tried to
kill him and then and white peoplestick to their own kind and plamatory and
well, only pussies are bad parents. Engagement the people watching twins is a

(01:52:49):
crazy thing. I can't imagine.I can't imagine twins. I knew,
I knew somebody that was gonna havehe wanted two kids, and they had
twins, and he's like, beseectto me. Done, I'm not doing
that again. Like, do youthink anybody tries for twins like they're plans,
like, boy, if we gettwins, yeah, well through IVF.
I mean that's how Octamom did herthing. So I'm sure there's people

(01:53:09):
that are like, we want tohave twins, will plan it out that
way. I thought you just havebecause you're getting so much put into you.
Like that just makes the likelihood oftwins increased. I didn't know you
could like, oh yeah, Imean specifically. I mean I think you
probably. I don't really know.But if Octamom can be like I want

(01:53:30):
to have eight and then she hadspecifically eight, I feel like they have
to be like I want to andgo for two. Like I said,
it's gonna be through IVF because thenyou're just putting the egg. You're taking
the eggs out, mix of thespermit and then putting them back. So
there's not a way to try forit. There's a way to improve your
chances. There's well the if she'sin a pool and you're doing her backwards,

(01:53:58):
then like the sperm's got nowhere togo, so it's all gays.
They can't go in the water.Yeah, I can't go in the water.
So you got superman, but doyou can't pull out? Because when
you're Superman, that's when you finishon our back, So you gotta stay
in her doing it. I guessdoggy style, but in the water,
because in the sperm is nowhere togo. So then I guess you have
all your sperm interre so it's lesslikely that you it's more likely to have
a twin. Okay, so that'sreally most scientific fact. But it also

(01:54:21):
says in vitro fertilization can also increasethe chances of conceiving twins, because I
think it's just like super sperm coOkay, then they just like stab it
into an egg. I don't knowhow in vitro fertilization. I'm an idiot.
I've also learned that. I thinkmost dudes are idiots when it comes
to babies, because in the hospital, like I felt like I was two
years old trying to be like,Okay, that makes sense, but now

(01:54:44):
explain it to me so I canunderstand it. Yes, you remember one,
I'm the dad, dumb it downon this side of the room.
Yeah, and like she had likean epidural in and they're like, hey,
like she's kind of out of commission. We need you just okay,
yeah, what does that mean?Did you make the the dad joke that

(01:55:05):
every dad has to make where youlook at the doctor and goes, so,
Doc, how long? How long? So we're ready to go again?
Did not? Oh? Man,that's the first dad joke you get
to make. Believe it's six deight weeks since you read the baby books,
that's the first. So you knowwhat's six weeks out? Because how

(01:55:26):
we feeling? I read the babybooks? So also, baby books are
waste time to read the baby books. You still got to figure it out.
I believe that you're gonna fuck upanyway, So don't even know the
guidelines that you're supposed to hit.Really, just don't take anybody's advice.
Don't take anybody's advice. It's likeI said at the beginning, people just
try and scare you and i's gosuck. You get used to the sleep

(01:55:48):
while you have bah. Just don'tlisten anybody's advice. You check somebody,
you can ask them, just doit. Awesome, She's awesome. Kid's
gonna be awesome. When you readthe baby books, it's like, Oh,
me and my partner kind of fuckingsuck. We should read these books
so we can figure out how tohave a cool kid. Yep. Most
people's parents are obviously idiots. Ifthey're not good at parents, it's breeze

(01:56:10):
facts. Yeah, the easiest thingin the world. The only thing easier
than being a dad is being amom. Yeah. Mom's get all the
fucking credit for everything. Dad justgets shit on all the time. Sid
Yeah, yeah, my dad's alwaysgotta be a bad guy. They're both
raising the parent, but you getcalled an idiot. That's not fair.
I do. I do think thatone of the twins has to realize that
they were on plan. Like youknow that you can't intentionally just gover twins.

(01:56:31):
And I do think that if you'rethe first twin, you still try
and make fun of the other onebecause you were the one that was first.
So you're like, yeah, youwere in playing like that definitely comes
up. It's a good question,Brandon. I really like that one.
I like the first two questions.We're after a great start and now we're
going into a great power ranking too. I was like, I was my

(01:56:53):
mouth was my mouth wasn't watering,but I was just like, oh fuck
yeah. I got all excited whenI saw the power rankings today. I
picked this one. Josh treecondle ourboy at Joshua Tree seven went three on
Twitter. He says, power rankthese childhood sports movies fucking awesome power ranking
category. Josh Tree very excited aboutthis one. So five childhood sports movies

(01:57:15):
will point out good move that heleft at the sandlot. Well, this
way Samlott would have win one andeverything and it would have been fighting words
if somebody hadn't ranked it one.But also so that there's hockey, football,
baseball, basketball soccering one for meeach one. I just noticed it
right now. That also works.I am biased, so I will give

(01:57:36):
you my bias rankings. Uh.The Little Giants is the reason I'm a
Giants fan. I think it's avery important movie for young children. I
think that it teaches that the DallasCowboys are the devil and that we hate
the Dallas Cowboys. That's what itinstilled into me as a young child,
after my dad told me that wedon't like the Dallas Cowboys are the good.
Fuck them. This team beats them. That is my team. Though
I will die for them. Iwill die for them, and then one

(01:57:57):
day I will name my daughter sortof after their quarterback. So shot out
to ice Box, shout out tothe Little Giants. I'm gonna go to
Little Giants number one, even thoughI think realistically it would probably be number
four at least on most people's ratingrankings. But I'm gonna put it number
one because it's meant so much tomy life. Because there was one time
where you were like, what isa movie that's changed that's like, I
think you brought it up one,like what movie do you think has made

(01:58:18):
the biggest impact in your life?And I couldn't come up with one.
I was like, no, it'sfucking Little Giants. Like my entire personality
is a football team and it's allbecause of that movie. Like I didn't
have a team the Memphis Sinnessy,I just knew we fucking hated the Cowboys.
Who beats the cowboys them? That'smy team. Done. If I
wasn't already a Red Wings fan beforeI had seen the Mighty Ducks, which
is my number two, that wouldhave been my team as well. My

(01:58:41):
Ducks were probably been my team.And I've always had a soft spot for
the Mighty Ducks because you're just likeCharlie Conway, dude, Like they're the
Mighty fucking Ducks, dude. AndI saw they went back to the old
school Ducks logo, which is prettysick they're switching back this year. But
the Mighty Ducks All Time movie,and then you didn't just have that,
you had D two the Mighty Ducksand D three the Mighty Decks. Actually
get D three wasn't as good asthe first two, but like the rewatchability,

(01:59:05):
it's kind of corny. The hockeyplay, the hockey stuff is kind
of obviously kids were doing it,but like Mighty Decks is a great franchise.
Actually, if you had gotten yourteam from the Mighty Ducks, you
probably would have been a Stars fanbecause when that movie was made on when
that movie was made the Mighty Ducksweren't a thing, and they were the
Minnesota North Stars back then, soyou would have been a Stars fan growing

(01:59:29):
up. And then they moved toDallas. You probably Mike Madonna. Mike
Madonna was in the Noise Stars andhe's like, oh, you guys are
here. You all are playing forthe Ducks. Well, you guys are
pretty good, all right, Mikemcdonna, who ended his career with the
Detroit Red Rings. Fun fact,Yes, I would have never picked Giants
one, Giants one, Mighty Duckstwo number three. I will go Rookie

(01:59:54):
of the Year. Rookie of theYear is also an elite movie and an
absolutely elite movie, and I thinkit's right up there with Sam Like Rookie
of the Year. The kid fuckingbreaks his arm, figure out how like
realizes that, oh I can bea major League picture awesome And it made
every little kid that broke anything thinkthat I might be pro. I broke
my arm falling off the Monkey Warsand I if you don't think I was
slinging a baseball, think and itwas going to go like two hundred miles

(02:00:15):
an hour. You're crazy. Mydad would always like don't You're not supposed
to use that arm right now,you're supposed to use it. I was
like, not now, Dad,not now. I want to be Henry
rowing Garden. So Rookie Year three, four, Space Jam great movie.
I love Space Jam, but likethere were so many other good movies right
there, it's awesome. And thenfive Big Green. Underrated movie, but

(02:00:36):
it's five out of these. It'sfive out of these and then Space Gam.
I think even though it's the MichaelJordan spacem Lebron soured to me enough
on his version of it, eventhough I haven't seen it, but just
fuck Lebron James. So I'm Ithink it hurts MJ because Lebron tarnished his
legacy. So Little Giants one,Mighty Ducks two, Rookie of the Year

(02:00:56):
three, Space Jam four, andBig Green five. Also, there's a
bullshit goal in The Big Green thatI've never like. It's never gone past
me where I think that the BlackKnights is the bad guys and this kid
does like a barrel roll and thenpicks the ball up and throws it in
the net in one of the openingscenes when they're just shit pumping the Big
Green and it's like you did thathad an absolute handball, you threw it

(02:01:18):
in the net. That doesn't fuckingcount in no world, No, not
little kid soccer, not funfair positivesoccer where they don't keep scores, no
world ever where that goal stood,I know they ain't have var wouldn't not
have stood. So a big greenthat's gonna punish you on now, but
still undrated. What do you guysgot, I'll go next. Since you
went one to five, I'll goyour usual five to one. Okay,

(02:01:43):
this was almost as high as numbertwo for me, but I did also
go big Green number five. Themore I thought of it. I love
that movie, But as I thoughtabout it as many times as I watch
it as a kid, I don'treally remember a whole lot of that movie.
When I was thinking about that,that ruined the rest of it for
me. Honestly. I remember Porterwas the goalie from the sandlot, and

(02:02:04):
then the hot teacher came in andhelped him play, But other than that,
I don't really remember. Well.I do remember that I love the
movie, and every time I'm scrollingthrough and I see it on a service,
I almost watch it. And Ineed to get back on that soon.
Uh, this is where it getscontroversial. IM gonna put my Bady
Ducks at four. Great movie.All of these are great movies. But

(02:02:24):
people forget that to D two wasbetter than the original whity Dutch movie.
Yeah yeah, and but but yougotta remember how much you hate some of
the kids in that movie. Likethe little leather Jacket kid. He sucked.
He sucked in that movie. Lasttime I watched it, I was
like, this kid's a douchebag.I don't like the bash brus no,

(02:02:46):
no, no, no no.The in the first movie, the short
kid. He's the short kid onthe two but he's allowed. Yeah yeah,
yeah, that kid's a pain inthe ass. I don't really like
him. Uh so that's for Wegot Julie the Kat after that, though,
I think Julie a cat more thanmade out for it. Yeah,
they got rid of the shitty kids. I got like a couple of months
ago, and for some reason,what's the guy there? Was Goldberg?

(02:03:11):
They like went through all that.He's gone through some ship and his wife
since then. But I followed himand then everybody that was like a child
actor in my decks like was likethat, Oh, you also might want
to follow them, and I waslike, fuck yeah, I will fuck
yeah, I will fuck yeah,I will fuck yeah. Well, and
they're all kind of like doing randomacting stuff, but it's like, oh,
good to see them. They gotgray hair, now that's cool.

(02:03:32):
But just like me, we're old. My decks four, my next four,
Rookie of the year three, Iknow I have. I have a
very strange rank and all these absolutelygreat movie love it Rosenbagger and him looks
like he's swatting out of fucking Misquio, but he's like, no, the

(02:03:54):
signal going in. You gotta heatup the ice cubes. We had Gary
Busey in that movie. It's fuckingperfect. I love that movie. Chitstick
Yeah, uh two Little Giants,I absolutely love Little Giants. It's the
ice box that makes me so happy. Spike don't play with girls. Spike,

(02:04:15):
don't play with girls. Ed O'Neil'sin it. Wow. The cowboys
not being very open minded, huh. Who would have thought, Oh,
look the cowboys making it all theway and then just blowing it late in
the season. Oh, who couldhave seen that coming? And just space
Shame's number one. I fucking lovespace Ship. Yeah, I can't argue
with Space Bill fucking Murray. Jordan'sacting was not good, but it was

(02:04:39):
great. As you know, whenwe're a kid, we don't know the
dude. You got bugs, buddy. You dunked from the fucking three point
line. Dude, you can makeup for all the shitty acting when you
could dunk from the three point line. And I believe, come on,
that movie was iconic. Yeah,it was. This is a hard understand.
Yeah, I know it's a veryhard ranking. But yeah, that's

(02:05:00):
so I went Big Green, fiveMighty Ducks, four, Rookie of the
Year, three Little Giants, twoSpace sham one. I thought Little Giants
had no chance at being a highThat makes you so oh no, dude,
football, dude, the annexation ofPuerto Rico. Fucking greatest play ever
man, greatest player ever made.Robert, how many of these have you
seen any of these movies? Well? I think you guys actually be surprised

(02:05:23):
to know that I have seen zeroof these movies. I knew it.
Dude, you have to watch Rookieof the Year. Rookie the Year would
still hold up you and Samuel towatch it this week. You like baseball,
it's a fucking great baseball. Evenif it's a kid's movie, it's
still like I would. I'll watchit with you guys. We can FaceTime.
I'll have L and I'll show itto L. And then Alan needs

(02:05:45):
to start watching all the good movies. If you're gonna watch any of them,
you should watch Rookie of the Year. It's Rookie of the Year would
be the one that Robert would likethe most. Have you seen the Sandlot?
I have not, my god,Okay, give us your bullshit rankings,
Robert, Yeah, blind the definitiverankings obviously say the best for last.
I'm gonna I'm gonna base them alloff of vibes. As you say.

(02:06:09):
I'm gonna go number one, spacejam because you're jamming in space.
That's awesome. That's vibes. That'svibes. Number two, I'm going Rookie
of the Year because that's like ayou know, pretty cool award. You
know, if your team has toldyou that you would like just title.
Yeah, people, if your teamhave the Rookie of the Year, like,

(02:06:30):
okay, something something that's going onhere, you know, a future
piece. Number three, I'm gonnago the Little Giants because because it seems
like one of those like would yourather face Hitler or be on the Allied
Forces. Yeah, it's pretty much. It seems like one of those like

(02:06:55):
one hundred cockroach size bears or onebear sized cockroach. That's that's what it
seems like, like the little giantsto me. And then I'll go like
that number four the mighty Ducks.Yeah, it's like, okay, mighty
ducks. It kind of reminds melike of like the squirtle you have back

(02:07:17):
there behind you look with the sacksas a sax sirdle ex from the end
of the year. Okay, kindof cool like that. And then number
five ago the Big Green, becauseto me that sounds like a golf movie
or weed or weed, and sothe green does. I didn't think about
golf green. That makes me muchsense. Yeah, good call. So

(02:07:41):
you're gonna go space jam look there, little giant giants, mighty ducks,
and then the Big Green. Yeah, those aren't Honestly, those are not
the worst ratings really. The factthat big Green giants mighty big. That's
probably how I'll rank those on vibestoo. The fact that the Big Green

(02:08:03):
was fifth, I think was fitting, not that The Big Greens a bad
movie. But out of these five, I think that it was the fifth
that's big most, like most populish, poplished world, that we are better
than England that right now? Yeah, well, I mean, who cares
about the world. It's all aboutAmerica, but it also where is my
heart? They both of you guyssaid Little Giants in your top three.

(02:08:24):
I did not expect it to bein the top three of anybody's. But
it's like the lesser known of that. I would say that the probably bigger
I own it, so I should. I haven't watched it in a while.
The fridge on his back, hisdad rubbing fucking milk into his thighs
at night, or whatever the fuckit was was a dick, but he

(02:08:48):
was also great in brink. Thatlittle kid knew how to play a bad
He was there to I'll go findall the Little Giants actors now and see
what they're doing. But great PowerRankings, Josh Street, Great Power Rankings.
That was a really fun one.I was excited as fuck when I
saw this one. Dude, keepthose coming, all right. Our next
question comes from Danielle Wesson at DannyUndersquare Weston on Twitter, and so she

(02:09:13):
sends us a picture to go withhers. But her question is do tiny
Ouiji boards summon tiny demons or lesserdemons? The picture she attached is a
baby Oigi board. It's just asmall little Oiji board, World's smallest Wiji
board is what it's called. Andit looks like do you remember like the
little monopoly key chain games that youcould buy. It was like a Monopoly

(02:09:37):
board, but it was like thatbig and it would fold up like That's
what it looks like. But aWigi board. That's probably kind of where
it is. She says, doesit make tiny demons or just lesser demons?
I think it makes the tiny demonsbecause that's where the devil on your
shoulder comes from. Dude, that'swhat just that's what they want you to
think that it is a safer one. Now, do you're still fucking with
demons? They put it in asmall package. You think it's you know,

(02:10:00):
it's not as scary, it's notas frightening, it's not as dangerous.
No, no, no, no, you're still gonna You're still gonna
conjure full on satan. Are youneeding a full full sized demons? Still
Oh yeah, dude, you're stillgetting demons you're communicating with. I know
that was an option. I didn'tknow that was an option. I thought
it was like, are they lesserdemons or these tiny demons? Because to
me, it's like that's where thetiny little devil with the angel comes out.

(02:10:24):
It's like, do it. Youshould burn it down, go on,
do it? Tell them to fuckthemselves like that absolutely is a demon
that comes out of a tiny beatboard and demons. Size doesn't matter with
the demon. It's a demon,dude. No, I'm not saying it
does. But it's just like II think it's a tiny beam. It
can still be an asshole full strength, but just tiny. There's still just

(02:10:48):
demons or they are. It's definitelynot it's definitely not lesser demons that you're
dealing with because it's a small board. No, you're still getting full power
demons magic that you're working with.It's absolutely magic, and I mean I
know that, like it's like kidscan buy them and stuff like that,

(02:11:11):
but like it is very similar tothe game of Jumunjie for me with a
Wigi board. Like I'm not fuckingwith the Ouiji board ever. Under any
circumstances. Why why would you likewhat what? Why? What is the
benefit of Like, oh, maybewe talked to somebody dead, or maybe
fucking a demon gets unleashed and thenyou're fucked for the rest of your life.
Like, no thanks. We sawRobin Williams. He got sucked in

(02:11:31):
to juw Monkey for like thirty years. Dude, I know that they made
a game base in the movie,but like, I remember a friend fucking
had that. I was it asleepover. It's like around the time j
Munkey came out. He was like, dude, I got to you.
Munchey's like, nope, nope,I'll go home. I'm not playing that
game. No no, no,no, no, no, no no
no. I don't want elephants andmonkeys and shit running through this house.
No thank you. I guarantee youkill me if a monkey kidnaps me,

(02:11:54):
I guarantee. There's a direct correlationbetween kids that played with Ouiji boards as
children and adults that believe in astrology. Ooh, probably you're just fucking with
shit you shouldn't be fucking with,and then you believe in dumb shit as
an adult. You're always looking forthe supernatural that isn't there. Yeah,

(02:12:20):
No, that's that's a pretty goodcorrelation. I think that I'm going to
start, like, let's start alet's research that, let's look into that,
because there's definitely be something to it. Good observation. Fuck, but
all your astrology girls out there,did you played with the Wigi war growing
up? Do you definitely played withsleep next time somebody doesn't just look look
at that person and just know absolutelyyou're Ouigian gen your Oigian Robert. You

(02:12:48):
you think it's tiny or lesser demons? I see, I think I was
with pat where like it's is itnormal demons or lesser demons? Not picking
between smaller or lesser demons, buta small demon can still be me mm
hmm, Andy know I I'm aboutthis one. I think it demons a

(02:13:11):
demon, but if I go totinyear lesser demons, that it seems like
it would be a tiny demon.It was like like with baby Hill Hitler.
Probably not baby Hiller, probably nota chill child. I'll tell you
that. Yeah, I behead.He just painted more. Mommy, I

(02:13:33):
want that time now had less ofa mustache. Robert, would you kill
Baby Hitler? Do you go backin time. Absolutely good, good answer.
That's the right answer, the rightanswer. Who answer? What is

(02:13:56):
the He was a Republican dude.Uh. But he was talking about like
his anti abortion stance, and thenthere was some troll fucking reporter was like,
he was like, do you believelike abortion? I'm against abortion.
He's like, would you abort babyHitler? It was just like, oh,
got you there. No, no, no, you don't abort him.
You just kill it when it's ababy. That's acceptable. You would

(02:14:20):
not have aborted baby Hitler. Imean, I think I would say,
I think it's a woman's body andit's her choice. But I would have
said, I'm okay with abiding babyHiller. I gotta be honest with you.
In the early nineteen hundreds Germany,I don't think it was the woman's
choice anyway. Yeah, not alot of choice in Germany going on around
then, or just for women ingeneral at that time in the world.

(02:14:43):
True. True, that's more whatI was getting at. True. Good
question. Good question, Danielle.Good question. I'm still going tiny demon
because I think that'd be but timesevening so fuck up. Yeah, No,
I agree, I absolutely agree.All right. Ask questions from Todd
Voss he's at as Underscore seen Underscoreby Underscore TV on Twitter, and todd

(02:15:05):
says, would a trade show orconvention be the adult equivalent of a field
trip? Because it's yeah, becauseit's got to be for work. It's
something for work. Something for schoolis work as a child, So that's
how it's got to be some sortof Yeah, it's got to be a
work trip. Is the is theadult equivalent of a field trip? Yeah?

(02:15:31):
So trade Yeah, and a tradeshow or that convention, that's that's
a work trip. Yeah. Ithink you fucking nailed that one, Todd.
Yeah, I was thinking differently.Yeah, no, but I agree
you won me over on your logicon that because I was thinking it would
be like to be at the likefirst store. It's like where all the
dudes just stands like that's kind ofa field trip because you have to go

(02:15:52):
do something. I didn't want togo to school, but at least we
got to go to the museum.You know. It's like I didn't want
to go to like going to themall. It would be a field trip
where it's like, look, wegot to go doing the shopping, but
I can go to food court andget some free PF chains at some point,
but you're you're choosing to do thaton your own time. That's why
I think it's got to be inthe work trip. Yeah, that's true

(02:16:15):
work trips. That's perfect. Goodjob, Todd, Robert, you agree
on that. Yeah, Like ifyou Bob got to go on a cruise
for a work trip, that's absolutelya field trip. Like for you guys,
definitely field trip. It would belike an on location broadcast that you
would do. That's what it wouldbe for you. Yeah, this spectaculars.

(02:16:37):
The spectaculars are always field trips.M Yeah, us best field trips.
When was the last field trip youremember doing in high school? I
don't think I had any field tripsin high school. It's the Museum of
Natural Science. Maybe we did dothat was fucking like fifteen twenty years ago,

(02:17:03):
now I don't remember. Yeah,I remember childhood field trips of going
to like the Museum of Natural Scienceor like that little farm where like at
the end of it we all gotto like play in the haystacks and had
like a rope swing and shit.Okay, Yeah, I wish I knew
where that was now because I wouldtotally go back as an adult when I
lived in Atlanta, we did afield trip to the Renaissance Festival there.

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That's cool. That was cool,But it was like a three hour bus
ride, so it sucked. Butyou get to go before school started,
so you could still get back bythe time school ended, so you could
ride the bus some. And itwas like the ass I don't want to
go early, Like, yeah,I don't want to learn, but it
will costs. My time was veryvaluable, sleep in I could Could I

(02:17:54):
just not go and then just hangout all day? Might do that?
Oh no, I missed the bus, so now I gotta just hang out
in the classroom and take a nap. All right, that's a good question,
Todd. Good question all round,Good questions all around by everybody at
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the YouTube versions. We would reallyappreciate that. You guys are the fucking
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Again, my dad's fucking awesome,and that he was really nervous to
that podcast, and you guys givereally good feedback. And I really appreciated
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it, and yet last week hewas like, oh, peopleking, do
people still like it? Like howthey did? People like it? They
think it was okay, Like,yeah, they loved it. Like people
said they were peering up when youwere talking about your dad, and I
was not trying to make Abay tearup. I just it's cool to have
my dad on that. It wasa cool moment to get to have him
on the podcast. But we haveyour dad, and shout out to tell
you guys and gals that that listenedand tuned into last week's episode as well.
Keep trained all the ones in thefuture because I don't want to plan

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on having a baby anytime soon again, so we'll be just regularly scheduled broadcasts
from here on at least. ButI love you guys, have a great
rest of your week. Let's picksome random celebrities who you guys got Rick
moranis Rick moranis m J Michael Jordanor Michael Jackson. Michael Jordan. There

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you go. So I reserve theright to get Michael Jackson a hip hops
up. I'll give you both.I'll give you both. Michael Jackson hit
somebody be so pissed off. I'mgonna yeah, we'll obviously put an asterisk
next to it on the list.I'm gonna do Andy Cohen, I saw
him on. I saw him onsomething the other day, and he's just

(02:20:28):
a funny dude. Funny dude.He seems like a cool dude to chill
with. Andy Cohen. All Right, we're starting off. Nora Ephron is
the thing that was initially on.So let's see three two one. Jim
Kramer, money Guy, Letty moneyGuy. All right, we're doing another
one. Jim Parson. I thinkDarren Parsons on the left. Tho we

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did the last though we did.It's crossed out. It's crossed out.
I did my Pride list because it'sPride month, so I was only picking
people and the LGBTQ community. JimParsons was literally the last one we did
before the dad epis started. Fuckshame, fuck all right, last one,
last one another gym Joanne Cassie sowe don't know her. That doesn't

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count. Justin Bieber Okay, fuckall right? Do you have like a
J filter on? All of themwere Jay names there in the row.
Oh okay, rip torn Okay,this is really last one. This is
the really last one. God damnit. Vincent Price. Vincent Price.

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He's from the actor of House ofWax. He was born nineteen eleven.
All right, we weren't in close, but I think that the Jim Parsons
one. I think we should lookback at that and be like, Alex
almost got it. That's the closestI've ever been. Have a great rest
of your week, guys. Welove you, guys until we talk to
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