Pass The Gravy #588: Eating Scarecrow

The guys talk about The World Series, scarecrows, and The Addams Family. They also power rank parties and do some more Robert Felines.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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the Great Gray, we go win fishing for your bitch
today with Junkie Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead
and Leck Camp We'll get rich today.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Nitch, bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's Past the Gravy episode five hundred and eighty eight.
Five hundred and eighty eight is the episode we are on.
Happy Gravy Day to everybody. It's Alex pat and Bobby
jokes back at it again.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
You doing boys, I'm doing good. I'm having a Davids
Pumpkins Day. Yeah, they really know.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Tody's been kind of shitty day twenty three of the
thirty one days of Davids Pumpkins at Past Gray Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
If you're not following us, I tweet I love him
more every day.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I love the I just make I watch it every
single day. I know I do watch it every single day.
Like I don't just grab the link and post it.
I'm like, well, hold on, you sit down for three
minutes and watch this.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I don't always watch it anytime I see it get posted.
It just it makes me happy.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Right, he is Halloween Santa and we need to appreciate
it more than people do.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
And it's Tom Hanks, dude. Yeah, he's a treasure. He is.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
He's a national treasure. I love him, national treasure. I
guess they're in the we're in the pre coming segment.
Do you want me to start off with an idea?
An idea I had the other day?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
All right, hear me out. That's how you know every
idea is, kid, hear me out. Bread plates, yes, yes,
one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Bread bowls rock amazing. Everybody likes bread bowls so good.
Why not just bread plates?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I mean they would be messy, but you know what,
just you got to have those cheap little tablecloths on top,
and then you just bring it outside and and I.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Know you could say tortilla. Okay, I at that that's
the thing. Okay, No, no, no, these are like specific
like bread plates, like sour dough bread, like the curved edges,
but it's a plate and then you're like, okay, well
what did you order?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
All right? Tight? And then you just eat it.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, you would obviously have to put the breadplate on
a plate. Well you could though, like plastic. If you
have a restaurant, though, you would put the breadplate on
another plate. Then you would be a disposal or a
washable plate, because you don't want the server touching your
correct breadplate with correct hands. But breadplates rock, Like that's
the best part of a bread bowl. You're like, I
finished this soup. Guess what I'm gonna do? Eat the

(02:33):
bowl a bunch of bread and now, oh cool, I
finished my salad or whatever I got bread. Just eat this,
Just pick it up and just eat it like a disc. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Like imagine if you could take like a bite of
caesar salad and there was carbs with it. I mean,
I guess that's kind of croutons. But also but it's
like cretons at the end and you have a creuton
on top. So you got like bread, croton, caesar salad, sandwich.
It's basically what that is. That sounds amazing.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Again, I understand that tortillas exists. I'm not saying that
tortillas don't exist, because you should say that. Yeah, that's
why you have tacos. Over tortilla. You get a tortilla
with all the or the taco with all the ones
that fall out of it. I still will never do that, right, Yeah,
I'm just I don't think that far ahead. I don't
think that far ahead.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I'm just double wrapping my taco.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Right, same same, but bread plates to think there's something
to it, verbal trademark on that.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I I what little money I have to back you with,
I will back you with. Yeah, this might be the idea.
I want to be the first investor. This might be it.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Robert, would you get in on the investing on this?
Would you like to invest a small portion of this
could be all yours. I'll let you be the second investor.
Pat's already got DIBs on the first. Unless you have
cash on you right now. I don't have cash on it.
Who cares cash? I have two dollars in my pocket.
I have more than that, but I have cash on me.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Red a plate, isn't that just pizza?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
No? No, because the pizza is part of the mill
to be served on a bread plate. This he's not
grasping it. Put the food here on top of the breadplate,
like you make tacos breadplate. You see like that, it's
your plate. See, but when your meal is all done,
you're like, I could eat a little bit more. You
can just start ripping up your plate.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I don't want to order more food. Oh if only
there is one more thing, like, oh.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wait, my plate is edible, so you get you get
your regular food. Still, the bread plate is not part
of the meal. It's just an added bonus. It also
is part of the meal, but it's not. So it is,
but it's not. It's like a palate cleanser at the
end of your meal.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Right.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
So, I've never had a bread bowl before.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
What it's fantastic. It's basically just soup. Hold on. They
just make a big piece of bread, they carve out
an inner portion of it, and then pour all the
soup inside of it or whatever's going inside of it,
and then you eat your soup, and then you have
a bunch of bread that has soaked up soup in it,
and then you can eat that. It's fantastic. Like I
believe Red Lobster does one.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, Panera bread does too. I'm gonna see how the
delivery time.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Robert, You're gonna have a bread bowl.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's if you order it now, they'll probably deliver it
by the end of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
You just have to go down and get it. I
would hope.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
So I hope you can get food within two hours.
That's what I'm saying, dude. You can also set a
delivery time. Well, just now, Robert, that's your homework. You
gotta have a bread bull and it will change your life. Yeah,
I'm not gonna take it's gonna take too hot to
like search very It's gonna be like a cup of
soup inside of a bread bull. For they'll probably be
yeah yeah, and then they won't be able to figure
out where to deliver it.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
We'll get your bread bull. We'll get your bread bull, buddy.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
You know what you brought up soup And I was
actually thinking about this yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'll order your bread ball to your house tonight. Remind
me after this to your house.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, okay, I was.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Thinking about this yesterday talking about soup. That is crazy
outed like how many soups that there are that none
of them are good.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
That's wrong, that's a wrong take. I don't think it
deserves a bread bull. You know what bread You know
what we should do caso inside of the Yeah, dude,
because then when you're done with all the caeso, you
got a bunch of caeso bread like a stuffed crust
bread ball.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
And that actually also well he said, it's like a pizza.
It's not like a pizza. But hear me'll come, we're
not down with you. We're not down with you yet
on your soup take. But like we start out with
the bread plate obviously bread plate, but then the next
move stuffed crust bread plate. No it's not but it's

(06:25):
not pizza.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
It's not pizza.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's not pizza, dude, just the edges of the plate.
You can also, he just doesn't get it.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I feel like you're not hearing anything. We're saying, thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
And then eventually and then eventually we can add like
meat and sauce inside there too, and it just becomes
bread plate. Bread plate two point oh? Is the stuffed
crust blood bread plate? Three point oh?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
We had a tiny little layer cheeseler cheese, all right,
red plate. Let's say, like we put some sausage and
maybe some pepperoni on top. Also that's just part of
the plate, just part of the plate, not at all
all on its own thing. And then we put the
food on top of it.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
What if we did un miniature bread plates, so they're
about like this big and and like it'll get like
a little sleeve. They could get a pan maybe No,
I was seeing more like a toaster or an oven
or a microwave.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
So like the bread as like acts like a pocket
for the exactly like.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
But the thing is, and what's brilliant about this is
the insides. They're gonna be molten hot, so it'll cool
down while you eat. You the very middle of it,
that'll be super hot. Right, No, it's probably gonna still
be frozen. Okay, because these will they're gonna become so
popular we mass produce them good, good, well because I can't.
But you know that'll be fine. Everything will have time

(07:41):
to get to the right middle cool temperature. Once you
finish your regular meal, then you eat bread plate four
point what was that four or five point zero?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
This would be five point five point zero four point
I is the toppings three point I was the cheese
two point zero. We're gonna make all of the money. Boys, boy,
I think we figured it out, like we figure it.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
You give me six years with this project, and Jeff
Bezos is gonna be maybe maybe no hard six definitely
less than fifteen if I'm not, if my net worth
isn't bigger than Jeff Bezos after six years, I quit.
I'll give up all my shares of bread bread Plate
Industries BPIs bread Plates though. Yeah, and also all soups

(08:26):
are great and Roberts stupid. Yeah, that's a terrible take, dude.
I will give him one soup being ship Gispacho split
p No split peas still good. He's good, Gaspacho. Fuck
you and your cold soup. If I choose to eat
my soup cold, that's one thing, like it's out of
the fridge and I'm too lazy to eat it up.
The good cold soup soup made to be cold and

(08:47):
just has like weird veggies in it. Fuck you Gaspacho,
get out of here. I saw a tweet yesterday It
made me laugh out loud.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Plus that sounds like Gestapo and you know we as
we covered last week, which, by the way, Gravy Gang
on YouTube last week a little disappointing the lack of
people that disavowed the h Man. I feel like we're
going to give you a second try this time, even
if you already did disavowed, we'd like you to disavowed again.
Say I disavowed the h Man must gen z right,

(09:15):
now under YouTube you have to say TikTok h Man
right now, all right, Like I don't want to I
don't want to pull up last week's pod. I don't
want to pull up last week's pod. But I feel
like we can only say there was a handful of
you that would be cool disavowing literally one handful raised,
a handful, one full hand on an oval hand uh,

(09:36):
Todd Voss, Mikey, p alex So, Ashley, and then I
do not know these people's names because they are not
in their handle. So those are just a handful of people,
a handful of people. And then two more people who
I did not know because they did not have first
and last names in the thing. But they that's not

(09:58):
that many people that disavowed the h Man. So really,
like if you go just in the comments on our
YouTube video right now, YouTube dot com, slash pass great podcast,
just say hey, just disavow hey h Man, No, no thanks,
I'm a pass on the h Man. Disavow all right?
Back to bread plates or no, no, back to back

(10:19):
to back to super Professor. A tweet that made me
laugh out loud yesterday. It was it was a split
peace soup more like pepe poop.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's a perfect tweet. I was like this, Yeah, he
gets it, this gets I know that technically they're not
tweets anymore. Are They just called now their tweets? So
I will forever call it tweets tweets, but like, is
it actually like nice X? Yeah? I don't know. I
had a fire X yesterday.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, No, tweets tweets makes me more sense.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Tweets forever, tweets forever. He needs to just go. It's
been a year now, hasn't it Just be like, dude,
we're going to sell retro gear and just like just
start selling Twitter. Just yeah, just go back to it. Look,
you're going to call it X, but like we're never
calling it that. For Halloween, we're gonna dress up as Twitter.
And then he just changes it, never changes it back.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Though, Robert Pad soup is great. And then really back
to bread plates. Last thing was really the idea behind
that was I saw bread bulls on a commercial and
I was like, I wish you could stack those together
and make a sandwich out of bread balls. And then
I was like, light bulb, bread plates, you could just
like you running low on bread. Guess what I got
I got bread plates stacked two bread plates together, and

(11:29):
you got a breadplate sandwich.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
It's basically just becoming a muff a lot of at
this point. Yeah, I know that's like exactly where it is.
But also great sandwich and fun to say because you
get to say muff muff.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
In a in a plate setting. And it's about culinary
things too.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I want you like muff a lota.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Okay, while we're in the pre campstary, I had a
couple other things, a couple other things. Did you want
to hear some fun facts and like always fun little
stories that I could share with you?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Guys? All right?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Which one you want first? You want dogs or do
you want home security? You want dogs? Dogs first? Dogs first.
Did you know that if you have a pacemaker, you
can include it in your will and it'll be donated
to a dog after you pass away.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I want to cry now.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, so pacemakers can't be used for other people, but
they can't help dogs with heart problems. To potentially save lives,
you can arrange for a pacemaker to be sent to
a vet if your choice. Many pacemakers are simply thrown
away and dogs can die because people don't know about this.
Donating the pacemaker can even say the dogs owner a
cost of a new one, which can sometimes make a
crucial difference in affording life life saving treatment. So you

(12:41):
could be like, hey, if I die, like, just send
us the vet. Like they can't put you can't recycle
it to another person. But to a dog, they could
be like, this dog needs, like they're having heart problems.
We could make this dog live a little bit long
by giving it this dead guy's pacemaker. That's fucking sick.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
So I might be wrong on the way that I
think pacemakers work. But isn't it like it'll just shock
your heart and it get going a little bit?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I think, and as again as somebody that does not know,
I think that is along lines of how that works.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, it's because like the heart drops below a certain beat,
permitted dogs are always excited or napping, so I think
the dog would otherways be above that level or being shocked. Robert,
how do you think a pace maker? I think it would.
If a dog had a pace maker, it would never
sleep again. Why would they put it in the dog?
I don't know. This is feels sinister to me. They're

(13:31):
trying to elect you cute puppies.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, I have no idea how one works. I would
guess like there is some shocking going on.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
They're supposed to jump start your heart Motley crue. Well
I didn't want to step all over their toes.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
How does this show? This part is called what are
we google it today? Make sure you google specifically for dogs.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
The electrodes in it monitor the heart's electric activity. If
the heart rate falls below up programmed threshold, the pacemaker
sends an electrical impulse through that leads the leads that
heart muscle to contract electrocution. So yeah, it basically just
gets your heart to start to contract.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
How would it not electrocute the dog every time? How
does it not electrocute your heart beat?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Your heart beat by sending impulses to get it to
a specific rate, so it can make sure that, like
if your heart goes above a rate or below rate,
then it gets it back and.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
That's above it. So yeah, the dogs are definitely gonna
get electrocuted.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
They're not getting electricted because it's it's making the pace.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
It gets too high or too low. But then they
would regularly start. But that's the thing. Dog's heart beats
are always super high because they're super happy all the time.
They would set it differently every time.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
A dog's on squirrel would be electrocuted. No, they would
set it differently for the dog. Though I'm sure a
pacemaker on a dog is probably set.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I don't think you can measure a dog's heart.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Well you can't, but you would just make it really high.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
And then but then wanted to get what about when
it takes nappies.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
And you just said really low. This is a wide range.
The person is more of a finite range.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
But that was cool.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
You can do any pacemakers to dogs if you guys today.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Do that tomorrow? Yeah, do it soon, Save a puppy.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
And then my other fun fact was the story of
the first home security system how that came to be
And it was because I was looking at something else
that I'm about to go off on. But so it's
a d T and the dude's name was Edward Callahan.
He was born outside of Youngstown, Ohio, and.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Gas Dixon titties what that's what ADT stands for. As Dickson,
We'll get to what it stands for. It's American District Telegraph.
That's what they tell you.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Edward was born outside of Youngstown, Ohio, and grew up
on a farm with his family, and like his dad
was a farmer. Eventually he grows up, moves off the farm,
starts American Direct Telegraph and and like he comes home
from work one day and his dad has sent a
telegraph to him letting him know that, like his family's
home was broken into and robbed, and he thought back, like, man,

(16:09):
that really sucks. I guess I don't know what he
was thinking, but eventually he got to the idea of
like one of his favorite memories growing up with his
dad was building scarecrows and like putting the scarecrow together
to like protect the crops and all of that. And
he was like, only I could think of a scarecrow
for my parents' house, I prevent them from getting robbed again.
Then he used his telegraph software and like the technology
that he had at that time, this was like the

(16:30):
late eighteen hundreds though, and so I think it's like
eighteen eighty is when he's doing this, and he uses
a telegraph to set up basically like an alarm, like
a siren from the doors where when the door gets
triggered open. Once you've set the alarm that it telegraphs
to the siren and the alarm, it sets off the
noise and it scares away intruders. So essentially it is

(16:51):
a home scarecrow. And that was how Edward Callahan came
up with the idea for the first home security system.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Which protects your asses, dicks, and titties.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
But it's American District Telegraph. So that's how ADT came
to be fun fact and be honest.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
When you said, Callahan, I thought you were just going
to try and say the plot of Tommy I was.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I thought about going that way, but seemed like a
much better story.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
To go with. You know, it didn't trail off into
complete absurdity. It did. I'm gonna go ahead and believe
this one. You should.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You should absolutely believe it. It's very it's one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I mean, I know I felt for the Texas Roadhouse
one in a while, but that was true somehow was
the most obvious thing ever and I couldn't reel into it.
So maybe I'm missing some obvious here. But thank you
for story, John Buddy. I'm always happy to learn, dude.
That's what I'm here for.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I'm here for all of that man and that Texas
roadhouse story still does get flagged on on TikTok when
people are like.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
That isn't true at all.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, I get you, so, yeah, really none of that
was None of that was true.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I just made that part up.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
But scarecrow, scarecrow, No, it is actually American District Telegraph, which.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
One of us is lying about that. You guys, there's
way of doing.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Google eighty t So what what I got in in
on that discussion in that Discovery when I was, uh,
look at scarecrows because I don't like to get political
on this podcast, and you guys know that I'll get
in the mud with you. I think I'm out on scarecrows.
I'm fucking done with them, dude, I'm done with scarecrows.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Big crow got to our boy over here. Yeah, Robert,
what are.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Your thoughts on scarecrows? Scarecrows good or bad?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I just think they're misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I don't think there's much to misunderstand that. Maybe by
crows they're misunderstood.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Oh no, crows understand them just fine.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Scarecrows are dope. But you got to be careful because
sometimes you'll think it's a scarecrow in a field, but
really it's a monster that is going to kill you
and your friends and steal your body parts every twenty
three years. Oh yeah, yeah, cheepers. Creepers. Keep creeper dressed
up as he was a scarecrow in the field. That's good,
that's good. But yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
So I was walking my dog and they have a
pumpkin patch by the church that is next to me,
and they have scarecrows in the pumpkin patch, and I
was like, is there a fucking crow problem here?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
No, because there's scarecrows now, No, there's not a crow.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I don't think there's a crow problem at all in
this city. And they have fucking scarecrows there. I'm like this,
just get out, Get this guy the fuck out of here.
Get this guy the fuck out here. What's he doing.
He's not scaring me. I'm not a crow. And then
what are you trying to say? If you're trying to
keep crows away? Why do you want to keep crows away?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Why? Huh? Think of one reason you might want to
keep crows.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Away because you hate the Bultimore color of their fur
or feathers, which is just fur for birds, feathers bird
for bird.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
He's exactly where it is. Dude, every knows that you
didn't know.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Feathers are bird fur like if it's if you think
about like, if scarecrows spend as much time scaring real
criminals as they do actual crows, we would have no crime.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I want to know how much Big Crow is paying you.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I just think they're lazy. I think scarecrows are lazy.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
He's been bought.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I think scarecrow are lazy.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Dude, to fucking shill over here there? What what do
you mean you pro scarecrow?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah? I don't think they're doing enough. Hey, you know
what food price is already rising. We don't need crows
coming down into the fields and eating up all the
limited stock of corn and pumpkins and other things that
we have. Can you imagine the wave of angry white
bitches that we would have through this country if pumpkin
supplies were decimated by crows and we didn't have enough

(20:26):
pumpkin spice to go throughout the season.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Right now, do you have any idea what the inflatable tube? Man,
that's all we need. We don't need scarecrows. We've got technology.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Now see that's the thing technology you gotta you gotta
keep that plugged in and it's running off. Time of scarecrow.
You get two sticks, some fur, an old coat, and
a hat, and you got yourself a scarecrow. Get a
solar panel.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Fucking mister money bags over here, everyone gonna be throwing money,
all right, all right at digital scarecrows.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
All right, you guys are definitely team Scarecrow. That's that's bad.
That's bad.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Like but like, Scarecrow was the bad man in Batman.
He's a bag and Batman, uh guess what he was?
A doctor gets a bat is not a crow. Why
the fuck is Batman gonna be scared of the scarecrow?
He was wasn't He was a little bit scared. He
was a little bit scared me through the stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
In his eyes. He was drugging him because yeah, what scarecrow?
Have you ever seen it? Throw a ship?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
None of them is hang out there. They're fucking trying
and to act like they're getting hung up on a cross.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Like Jesus, I'm sure Scarecrow probably threw something. I doubt it.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Also, Uh, if somebody's job is specifically to scare Cheryl
Crow or the scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, big questions here? Would they be Scarell Crow? No,
they're just scarecrow. You scare Cheryl so scarecrow. Yeah, you're
trying to scare Cheryl Scarell Cheryl. Yeah, you'd be the scarecrow.
I want that job? Is that are they hiring? I wish?

(21:56):
I don't know. Check on Indeed, I'll scare the ship
out of Cheryl Crow, I do. I think i'd be
good at it too. I would just like Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Also, Russell Crow, if your job was to scare Russell
Crowe as well, that would be a scarecrow. You were
only allowed to scare people with the last name Crow.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
You are a scarecrow.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I think i'd rather scare scare Cheryl Crow Scarell Cheryl. Yeah,
I don't want to scare Russell Crow.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
He seems fun. He was glad he'd kill me. I'm
gonna be honest with you. I was thinking Russell brand.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
And and I've seen the other guys Russell Crow really
or not? The other guys? What was it the one
with him and Ryan Reynolds where then I've seen him
throw a punch. I feel like if I scared him
by jumping around a corner. He would knock me the
fuck out.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, So I'm gonna just scare Cheryl. I'm just gonna
jump around corners, but I'm gonna yell her like song
lyrics at her.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Last thing crow related? I had scarecrow related? What's worse
eating crow or eating scarecrow? Because eating crow is always
used as a negative connotation, like now you're gonna have
to eat crow. Eating scarecrow sounds like it'd be worse
eating crow. That's eating a bird that's meat.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I was gonna say, are you talking literally eating crow
or just like eating crow is in like having to
face what you fucked up. If you had to eat
a crow or a scarecrow, I'd rather prefer the crow, Sam,
you can cook that scarecrow is.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Hey, I'm not a horse, So maybe maybe we make
the new phrase like this guy's gonna be eating scarecrow tomorrow.
I bet Sarah Jessica Parker would pick the scarecrow because
she looks like a horse. Yeah, so other than Sarah
Jessica Parker and horses no eat the crow? Would you
rather eat the crow or the scarecrow?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Aw right?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Scarecrow? Why Scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
What what if you eat the crow and then you
get the power away and you eat would you become
the crow? Like the superhero the Crow. You wouldn't become
the crow. You could though, And the best part about
him is he's dead. Oh because the Batman thing where
they're like you, yeah, Bruce Wayne ate a bat became
Batman because I'm going to eat a crow become the crow.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
You would be the opposite. Now here's an idea. Here's
a Verbel track Anti Crow. It's like it's sort of
like this but like crow Man, but just think Batman,
but like instead of being scared of bats, he's scared
of crows. And so he goes and he he think
the scarecrow is his ultimate fear. No fucking here's the
thing though, he's a scarecrow man. You scarecrow man. That
should be how fucking scarecrow got his powers. He was

(24:28):
terrified as scarecrows because he was himself a crow. I
mean eventually he got over his fear of scarecrows. That's
why he's scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
She said something there about like I'd become the anti
what's the worst crow I could become?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I think it would be Jim Crow. I would say
that's bad Crow. You don't want to be that Crows. Like,
what's worse than Jim Crow?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Not much? What you're a super villain. What do you
do racism? I just do racism.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
I just I really don't like minorities, Scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
What do you do as what's your super villain's backstory? Hate?
I just I do not want black people voting? But like,
what do you do? I voice my opinions very loudly.
What what? I just block roads? Places?

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Like you don't like physically harmony? Well not really, No,
that wouldn't be legal. But I let people know that
I'm not happy.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
But I'm a super villain. I don't care about legality.
But like not me though Oatman fights Jim Crow this
week this week, I.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I like that a lot.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Last thing, last thing I add is actually brought. I
had an idea because the Adams family is very, very
hot right now, why don't we make a prequel series
of just the Dad Patch. We could have the Patch
Adams family and that would be like a perfect series,
like a prequel series.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Robert, have you seen do you know the ad Or family?
And have all the kids and everything, and he's just
a doctor. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, when he was just the doctor before he meets Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, and like he was all like nice back that
like he what he became dark like later on? Yeah,
at first he was all about smiles and last.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Wednesday it was you know, like a Yoka women a right. No,
but Robert, you watched Adam's family.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I've heard of them.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Do you know the family?

Speaker 6 (26:23):
I know?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
All right, So I said, I gave you a picture
of all of the family. That kid's fat be nice
to all right, So see for for you and posted
if you can post this, I'll send it to you.
Post it on the on the video.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
But you get the dad.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
You get Patch right there sitting down there, that he's
the doctor. Then over to his left is Wednesday, the mom.
She's very scary and she's the one that kind of
like turned him dark a little bit. Then their daughter
is Carrie. And above Carrie that is I think he's

(26:59):
the uncle. But he's Rue and he's got a bunch
of little like menion dudes that he hangs out with.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
But that's Grew.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Then next to Grew is the grandma esther sometimes just
called gam Gam. She doesn't really do much, and I
think she was like formerly the Wicked Witch of the
West or some shit like that.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't know. Yeah, was that it? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
They all have like weird, like horror like backgrounds, so
it's like all like loosely based on other horror stuff.
And then the big, tall, Frankenstein looking guy, that's Morty.
He is a morticianer, so that's why they call him
Morty for short. I don't know why they gave him
a nickname based on his profession and not his actual name,
because that would be like if I called you sheriff.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah that's true, but that'd be like if I.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Called you like restaurant her pat instead of Pat restaurant resty.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
If I called you radio boy, Yeah, just start calling
him radio like Cuba. But yeah, the same smile.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
So that's Morty the top of the tall guy, and
then right below Morey, that's the sun.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's Chucky, a little redhead kid. I see it.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
You don't see it because it's black and white, but
I guess if it was in collar you wouldn't see
it anyways. So you can tell those cheeks are rosy, No,
you can tell there's some rosie cheeks. But yeah, Patch
would be the dad and uh he he always helped
out like sick kids initially, and then he meets Wednesday.
Wednesday's like, hey, do you want to just be kind
of goth and that's kind of what he did. But
I would watch a h a Patch Adams pretty cool,

(28:25):
would you Hell.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, dude, like an origin story. Yeah, and then like
you know, as a ratings start to slip, then we
could introduce the other pick. Okay, here's how he meets
everyone and they become a family, right and.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
You first, like the second season, maybe they have Chucky
that's our panic button.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
And then they have shit.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah, oh so they're not like, no, they are family,
but we want to do it's a bunch of like
misfits coming together.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Well they that is the family. And then they have
like a hand friends, I mean Gruss brother. Yeah, so
I think that's the uncle Uncle grew Cordy.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I'm sure we can like we weave in that, like
he saves Morty's life and that's why he works. Uh yeah,
it's Mordy in the family. Yeah. No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
They always just like he's part of the family.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, he's like Alice he's like Kramer.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
He's the family morticianer, which is weird that you have
a morticianer that's your family mortician.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Well, they kill people.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yeah, I guess he's a good doctor. He's usually don't
have a guy that does all.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
He just keeps committing malpractice and then Morty has to
hide the bodies for him.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, but yeah, that's my Adam's family. TV show spent
off idea Patch Adam's Family. Hell, yah, Patch Adam's Family.
What do you guys got I.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'll go this one first because I already said the
wrong name of a movie. I realized yesterday a movie
that I've talked about on here, in a movie I've
been recommending to people for over ten years. I've been
calling it the wrong name this entire time. Movie. So
you remember me telling you about the movie where they
kill the guy's elfant and then he goes on a
kung fu spree, fill them all and get revenge on everyone. Yes,

(30:02):
I said it last week. Yeah ang bach Bach. Yeah,
that's not the name of it. I've been houseitting for
my buddy. He came back last night. We're trying to
say what movie to put on, and we see it
We're like, fuck, yeah, let's watch it, fucking elephant movie.
We haven't seen this in forever. Forty five minutes into
the movie, I'm like, man, I really feel like the
elephant should have shown up by now. No, it's just

(30:23):
Tony Jaw is the same actor that's in both movies.
The movie I've been thinking of this whole time is
called The Protector and he it's called that because he
protects the elephants, and yeah, they steal his elephant and
then he goes and kills everyone and gets it back.
But uh yeah, I don't know. Honestly, it felt a
little racist to me that. I just was like, guy,

(30:46):
looks same Kung Fu, by the way, not even Kung Fu,
it's Muay Thai.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, I mean you could have said either the difference.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
See that's racist, not really, but uh yeah. So if
any of you ever watched Gong Bac after my recommendation
the Elephants, oh I guess, yeah, yeah, then that's why
it is still a movie.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
It is and it's really good. Okay, I thought you
meant I thought you meant like you had that you
had just a name. It is not the name of
a movie at all.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
No, it definitely is a movie. Okay, I watched it
last night. That's what I was saying. Forty five minutes.
I didn't disagree that was a movie.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I thought you just like gave it and like a
like in your head, made up name of the wrong
name of a movie.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
That's fine. But now I'm excited because I could to
the back. Yeah, and there was three of them made
hell yeah. Every time I would scroll past over the
last ten years of big elephants, I was wrong. Dude.
Guess what I'm gonna be for Halloween? An ass an elephant?
Oh damn yeah. I bought my costume yesterday. Alex is
getting all political. It's gonna be sick.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
It's gonna be an l see because my daughter is
gonna be an elephant. So I'm gonna be a daddy elephant.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
What's your wife gonna.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Be a mommy elephant? Also an elephant.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
She showed to dress up as a small tie guy
and kick anyone's ass that comes near you.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
I don't want I would never throw anybody under that.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
She could be the protector.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
I love my wife very much and she's amazing. It
does so much for a fan. But she did sort
of cheap out on the on the costumes where she
got a one es and I was like, that's sort
of a costume, but like I had to buy.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I bought ears, you know, tusks in a nose.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's something really fun that you can do. Though when
you try it on, you can be like, it's weird.
They put the elephant's trunk in the wrong place out Yeah,
I already thought of that one did do it? I
got it yet? Yeah? That was that was in the plants.
In the plant. Why does this elephant have two trunks? See,

(32:43):
this is why we're friends. Yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
A lot of time, people like Alex you you just
seem so much more high brow than pat Is And
I'm like, no, I'm not pretending.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
And my other thing is, what would you say the
average time for a washing machine to go through a cyclist, like.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Thirty to fifty minutes?

Speaker 4 (33:02):
I would say forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
See, I would have guessed closer to like thirty. I
feel like it's not the speed watch. It's good, but
also like you put it in there and then you
forget it.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
For like Nina speedwa wash is thirty four, and then
if you do the full wash. It's like fifty two.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
What do you think is the longest? Probably an hour
and a half.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I would have said an hour, So.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Just because I felt like an hour it would be
the red amount.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I was like, it's gotta be above. I turned on
my buddies washing machine last night, and I walk away.
A little bit later, I walk back all over and
I call them and I go, hey, Bud, is your
washing machine a three hour and eight minute cycle? He's like, yeah,
I don't understand it, and I don't know how I
how to turn it off. It just takes like a
quarter of your fucking day to do. What fucking world,

(33:50):
It's probably something they're like, Actually, it washed so over
a long period of time, and it uses less energy.
You cannot fucking convince me to use less energy or
less water on a three.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Hour I will set a four on fire to avoid
using less energy.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Like if I need clean plates, I could wash and
use them and wash them again in three hours. Yeah,
are you fucking He was like, yeah, I don't. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yeah, it's probably like a censor issue, Like it's on
the center mode where like you should be able to.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Set no different. It's got numbers on it. It's said
like I saw when I press started to three oh eight,
and I was like, maybe it's the I was like,
in my head, I was like, there's no way that's
saying it's gonna sit three hours and eight minutes. I
walked away and I came back a little bit there.
I said two forty seven, and I was like, yeah,
that was about it. Like sawing out meat. Is that

(34:36):
like the meat de thaw. It's the wildest thing I've
ever I was.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Like, when you have a Thanksgiving turkey, you need to
thow out real fast. Just throw it in this for
three hours, You're good to go.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
It was just it baffled me to a point. I
was like, nobody in the history of mankind's ever heard
of a three hour machine. Your friend Liz, but it
has a wife. Yeah, how does he like? Because that's
what I think. She just always did the dishes. So
he was like, I don't fucking.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Well, I just assume that that's a very dude that
lives by himself. They were like, yeah, I don't know
how this works, but he does now. I'm also not
going to figure it out. Mostly just figured it out.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
But yeah, it was just like He's like, I don't know, man,
He's like, I hand washed a lot of shit. That's
a long time. It blew. I told you. I was like,
this can blow your fucking mind. Is a washing machine?
It's just a washing a dishwasher or yeah, I mean dishwasher. Yeah,
it's the same, fucking Sorry.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
A washer is what I thought. I thought closed, did
you think clothes?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Dishwasher? Is what I meant this entire time.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Okay, I thought you're talking about washing machine clothes, because
my washing machine does have like times where like it'll
be like I've already a speed round.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, I didn't realize. I didn't say dishwasher until he
said that right there.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
All of mine like have like time limits when you
turn the I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
The difference between machines or movies anymore. Yeah, they're kind
of blowing. So, yeah, I was talking about dishwasher that
whole time. Guys, does that seem even a little bit
crazier now that it's a three hour cycle? That's a lot.
That's a lot.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
I thought you would say, hit his place. I'm just
gonna launched.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
That's why when you guys were like forty five minutes
and I was like your fucking dishwasher takes forty five minutes?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Like you, it's not weird that like a laundry. No,
that's okay, weird okay, yeah, but also that would be.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
We had a whole ass conversation. We're talking about two
different things.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
But that was funny because we were very close to
like I was close to be like, wait, you mean this,
like seven or eight times time, like you would say
something that kind of was like, okay, no, that's on brand,
Like that would that checks out? So?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
How long should a dishwasher take? I've never used a
dish washing?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I did, Yeah, I guess two dishes, but Emma was
out of town last night and I did dishes and
it took like thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
See that's what I'm saying. Why would it take three hours?
Yeah that's okay.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
See what you said pretty crazy, But that makes more
sense because he was like he was talking about hand
washing washing, he went hand wash closed.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
And it wouldn't be faster. That's what I was thinking about, Guys,
I'm a fucking idiot.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I looked at Robert at one point, and I didn't
know if Robert was thinking the same thing, but he
didn't get me like a clear look.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
So I was like, okay, I know Roberts with.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Pature swasherwasher dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I gotta I gotta learn to use full words. You
just said washer. Yeah, I'm stupid, Like in my head,
I knew what I was talking about. I didn't realize
I was saying the wrong word.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, and you wrote down washing machine I did, Yeah,
it is a dishwashing machine too.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That's crazy. I'm not even hung over today. Yeah. Well, hey,
we got through it, you see. And this is actually
the excuse I've been using all week for being real dumb.
I was like, guys, I've been houseitting. It was I
guess five six days whatever it was. It's a long
time to not be sleeping in your own bed. Jet lag.
I was like, sleeping good, but I wasn't feeling rested

(37:36):
the next day. Can you just use jet lag as
is like anything? Like I know that it really is.
I'm jet lagged? Jet lag man. I was driving a
plane simulator, bro, it's fucking rough. I was playing Crimson
Skies Higher Rogan all night.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I watched Top Gun twice. I literally just did a
simulation flight last night from l A to New York.
And uh exhausted, And then I said, fuck it, let's
just take it to China. So I was on the
plane until four am.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
To a red eye. I want to do that.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Start saying jet lag and eating scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Next time you're just tell your boss your jet lag,
just to see the look on their face. What were
you somewhere yesterday? Did you fly somewhere?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Now? I had to watch the Jets last night. That'll
put a lag on the Jets arounderstanding that football is
a little bummed.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, they got to stop giving them prime ten games.
It's not funny. Don't worry. They're giving the Giants Monday night. Yay,
I work so good? Yay? Cool?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
All right, right, would you have for a pre come segment?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Nothing crazy.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
I just think it's wild that that's a couple of
teams I've decided, like I guess, to get a hit
star on the season. Instead of waiting till February to
for spring training, they're just going on. I'm gonna train now.
I'm trained now for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Oh yeah, they're playing like a second this other series and.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Stuff exhibition series I have going on, which is you
know what's crazy? Did you see the prices for like
for exhibition games the Yankees, I've seen ticket prices for
eleven thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Hey, that's uh, it's those politicians up in New York. California,
They're gonna make expensive. That's what I always say. No California,
my Texas. Robert I hate so bad that I'm about
to root for Los Angeles. I fucking hate everything about this.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
You can't say, hey, who do you want to win? Satan,
You're rooting for cheaters.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Then at that point both takes the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
But like like they the Yanks were caught cheating, nobody
in the world should be rooting for the Yankees because
from what I understand about baseball fans is if you
cheat and they don't feel that you got punished, they
will hate you forever. And lanky Yankees got caught cheating
and literally did not get punished at all, to be fair,
so so I think they took away like two of

(40:01):
their apps. So to be fair, he also got caught cheating,
and then they were just like, well, can you give
illegally gambling? Well, but that's cheating. It's not cheating, it's
breaking the rules. It's breaking the rules.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
It's shaky the sanctity of the game. He could have
he could have tarnished the game.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, no, he's he's been thrown out too. I think
so too. So really, he forced to play the rest
of his career for the Ash Shows for like one
dollar a day, but.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
That happened this year. So anything that he or the
Dodgers do while he's on the roster should not count. Theoretically,
they're doing illegal contracts.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, you can't. You can't defer payment on contracts. Like, yeah,
well they ended with Bobby Benia. It's kind of bullshit.
Now we're gonna have show. Hey day, it's Bobby Benia day. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Somebody was somebody's talking about like the Yankee sen and
Juan Soto and everything was like I don't I don't care,
I don't care, and the like how do you but
how are you going to pay this? It doesn't matter, dude,
it's baseball. It's baseball.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
There's no rules. They they get.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah, if you're you're a billionaire, you know what you do?
Make them another billion dollars because you're already a billionaire. Dude.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, that's what the Mets are gonna do They're gonna
pay one.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
So though I don't think so. I don't think the
Yankees are gonna let them leave.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
They're just gonna hum your program.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
They're just Aaron Judge thing where they're like, just here,
fucking take away.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
You need a death penalty the Yankees. No, you can't
take away all their rights to be on TV for
three years.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Don't have anything that's making me happy besides the Yankees, right,
not any of the Yankees. I just need them to
do it, and I know that they're not going to
but I know shout out and well, obviously my family
is great, but sports wise, it's been pretty bad. And
I would just like one positive and if the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Kid, yeah, but the one positive you want is the
thing that everybody else in the world. Just give me this, dude,
y'all had all all of like the last eight years.
Just give me one. You sound like Jim Crow being
like I just want black people to not I don't
sound at all like that.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
I'm gonna cut his mic sound at all.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I haven't talked to all talked ship. No you haven't.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I've been pretty about it. I just want to be happy.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Being a fan of the devil is something you want
to publicly endorsed all the time. I think I'm a
lot of happiness. Yankees fans are supposed to be obnoxious pricks,
and now this new generation of Yankees fans are all like, oh.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
So good, so like fuck you for not being dis Yeah, yeah,
like you like trying dicks if we're not dick's fucking y.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yankee fans are supposed to be dicks, and now you
guys are trying to be liked, and everyone's like, I'm
not trying to be liked. I just don't want to.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I just I'm just sad all the time about my
team because they made me sad at the time. So
I'm not talking shit, and I think people that do
talk shit about twenty seven rings or fucking he.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Should be sad all the time for being yank. I
don't understand.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I just give me a little bit. Why does he
not get this? Give me a little bit happy.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Did you see Cashman's comments. I think it was today
maybe yesterday. He talking about how.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah that the fifteen year thing, and he was like,
too many shoes, Really people say, especially when yeah, I
don't do this.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
He said that in twenty seventeen it should have been
a Yankees Dodgers world series, and that they asked shows
up the only reason, bitch, why.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, it's okay, what about twenty eighteen and twenty nineteen
running all the others we kicked your ass.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
But it's like, it's one but do year with bullshit
because we were going dot year. It's him and other
like Yankees fans to do that. I'm like, dude, just
shut the fuck up. Don't fucking talk about it. Don't
fucking talk about it, dude, Just fucking focus on your ship, man,
Like we just talk about how you didn't fucking hit
a fucking slider forty eight times. Just talk about that,
talk about how fucking yeah, sh shut the fuck up,
talk about how Roldus chamans a bum, talk about all

(43:28):
the other ship.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
That's why, Like, do you feel like we can't ever
let my colors walk?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Like he just gets a contract from problem, That's what
he's essentially done. He's pitched like five times. Yeah, he
plays less than since that first World series. He's pitched
five times. Yeah, he's pitched less than Jacob de Grom.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
That's saying something. But we're all like, yeah, but he
loves dogs and he threw twenty seven straight curveball, so yeah,
that's fine. Just give him another to three years, just
maybe happy place like I love you, but I don't
want you to feel any joy. Does that make sense?
Is that why all my friends hate me? You already

(44:06):
have good teams. It's not fair, and you have multiple teams.
That's all I have. You get family or team, so
you don't get to pick both. I would like both.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Well, you can't have to watch the giantsy bag take
eighty to Alex simm Houston's bay.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Eligible that's positive. You can either be popular on TV
or get caught for saying the N word. Okay, that's
it's it's called the saying. It's called the polodine paradox.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I don't want the N word one, certainly don't.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
You can't have both. Let's go Yankees. They're gonna lose that.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I know it's gonna happen, which sucks because like getting
to the World Series doesn't mean anything nless you win it,
and like I know there's people like, will we go
out there?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
It's like, no, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I would rather lose in the wildcard round and then
I would have had a month of just happiness, like
or just like now I'm not watching baseball and just
being blissful, and now it's like, no, guess what you got.
You got a whole fucking next three weeks of just
hating yourself.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I think it's been long enough that the Yankees, if
they lose, they're gonna hang in a LCS banner they
I don't like. I don't think the Yankees had to
do those guys, Like, I know a lot of teams
they have like plaques, I believe I don't think they have. Actually, no,
see that's the thing you can celebrate. But they're gonna
say like a World Series finalist banner.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
No, they would be you'll go in, they say, ALCS champions,
Like I think what the Ashes just cool? I think
baseball you don't need banners. You need the fucking plaques. Yeah,
like a little plaque that day, Like the Ashers have cool.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
They have the.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Stupid dumb ship and I hope they pay you. Guys
hate the Dodgers so much. Yeah, and I got the
Yankees even more because the Dodgers have been annoying for
like ten years and like and and because like their
fans only exist when they're good, because otherwise they live
in la It's fucking gorgeous all the time. You get
to go outside. They don't even everywhere this, No, they don't.

(45:48):
They don't deserve this. Yankees fans are from New York
and that's the worst thing you can be in America.
I deserve this. I think I deserve this.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Also, think of how cool would be.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
They were the greatest city of all time. You can
get beazza four am okay, pretty cool that you get
pizza for it. Your city smells like literal piss.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
But you can eat pizza whenever you want.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
You have the Yankees. Liberty. That's cool. Oh I'm from
New York. I've never even been to the Statue of Liberty.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Well because it's not that fun, but it's it looks cool.
It looks really cool guided a bunch of people in
all right, Hey, we got thirty rock. That's also cool.
The Yankees the best, all right, all right, New York
Accidents getting really good.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
It's not that good, it's really not. It's the best.
It's the most acting. How cool would it be like my.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Daughter to be There'd be very nineties for my daughter
to be like, oh she only knows the world where
the Yankees won the World Series.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Like that, I just want that.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I don't get that except for this one year. Just
give me that fucking one.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
But how cool would it be if your daughter turned
forty having never happen?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
It wouldn't be cool because this year I could be
like she she's only on a world where the Samuelson
bearcatch a bowl eligible, which is crazy, and then the
Yankees winning the World Series also crazy. I'm just all right,
we just pretend the Giants. The Giants are fun. We
just love the Giants for what they are right now.
And then I could pick more Yankees and maybe that's
her tame, that's her giants.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I don't know. I just we should just move on,
because I'm gonna keep egging this on for the next
forty five minutes. Like I don't fuck.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I feel like if I don't even want to talk
about them theoretically do they my daughter?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Less? If in ten years the Yankee you still haven't
won World Series and you.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
But no, Just like I feel like even if they won,
I wouldn't be like happy, I would just be like relieved.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
What would you do if in like high school your
daughter came out and she's like, dah, that's my boyfriend
and he was wearing a red Sox. Hat I do it?
You're dead? Didn't I throw on the fucking roof the
boy That's what that's the egg. That's the exact answer
I wanted. There's a proper place for hate in our society,
and it's in sports that don't wear that shit my house?
Yeah all right, fuck, way do you get me riled up?
I can't wait to do that again next Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Do you want to do Robert Feelin's or yes? Yeah,
all right. We got a couple of Robert feelins. Robert
Feelins are our segment our game show we like to
do on this show. And Robert Feline is code for Bobcat.
The proper name for Bobcat is Robert Feline. Somebody asked
us that in our answers segment and we thought that
was pretty funny. So we try to come up with
our own versions of Robert Feline's code words or codes

(48:13):
for other words. We'll give you a topic kind of
thing the solve the puzzle on Wheel of Fortune where
it's a topic and then you just got to guess
what these words were saying, really mean, I will start off.
I got I think three if three of them for
this week, and I will start off with this one,
which is.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
This is a car a type of car part time police,
part time all right police cop? Hm, part time police?
Is it like like a brand or is it like
a specific car? Like are we talking Toyota? Are we

(48:54):
talking like a specific car?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
And I would say model to model, Okay, model, it's
a popular model.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Okay, uh say it again? Part time police man. Being
a car guy, I feel like I should have more
cars running through my head right now? Give up? Yes
I do. PT Cruiser could not get past Corolla. The
first car I thought of was a Corolla and then
I couldn't even think of a truck name. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
PT Cruiser is enough of a model that people know, though,
right because I was gonna say, like I didn't want
to throw you off as like it'll be like thing
like Mustang, but not at all Mustang where it's like, yeah,
everybody know that would.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Have helped me at all.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
No, but it's like that's a car model that everybody knows,
but it isn't. Okay, police Cruiser. Then I got this
is something you'd find on a farm boo bird, scarecrow. Yeah,
I don't know if you know the theme of today's podcast,
it's scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
What was as you were talking about before the podcast?
What did I think? I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Like a jump bird or something like that. I almost
said one too, scarecrow. I was like, I'm not going
to do that on the nose, all right?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Nineteen different ways to do scarecrow.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Last, what I have this is a celebrity trick cheer left,
trick cheer left.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Oh uh, I don't know why, but trick. I'm thinking
like pony. It doesn't even fucking maybe Pat pat trick.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
No, don't, don't trick cheer trick cheered left like applause,
celebrity musician.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I got nothing, dude, Kanye West ah trick yay left?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Is West? I like it? All right? All right, I
have another celebrity for you. Precipitation volleyball, precipitation, Rain Wilson.
There you go. I almost also almost want to precipitation castaway.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Thought well, I was trying to go through. I was like,
Russell Wilson, what did they will say?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah? Going? And the other one I have is a beverage.
So fucking stupid hat pause, pant.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Hat, pant pause, pant cap stock captain, which are on
the right.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Okay, yeah, that'd be a nice dress pants style. Uh
maybe also a city in southern California. Captain. It's it's
a hot beverage. Okay, Uh, I want you to get

(52:11):
this one.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I don't know, man, I'm telling the pants it's captain
and something Capuchin.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Oh ship. I was just stuck on almost like hot
beverage and it starts a drink cappuccino for the That's good.
That's good. We have any user ones this week.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Robert, not this week?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Not this week? All right, all right, those are our
Robert Feelin's for the week.

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Speaker 1 (54:34):
It's the comeback Kid, the comeback kid of the week,
comeback Kid of the week.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Bitch all right, our first comeback kid this week is bullying.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I've been saying it for years. We needed to come back.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Bullying is back, and it is back in a big way. Robert,
I know you work in sports radio. You work for
sports radio.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Uh huh? How aware of the ut thing were you
this weekend?

Speaker 4 (55:03):
I saw it? Yeah, I did see it everywhere like where?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Okay, So if you are, I know this is Wednesday
now as we're recording this to something that happened on Saturday.
But bullying is back because UT did get blown out
by Georgia. They were losing to Georgia and they had
a pick that would have kind of like kind of
reversed the field, put them in a good spot and
maybe maybe could have led to a comeback. Didn't lead

(55:26):
to a comeback, but the referees said that it was
a pass interference on UT that they interfered before picking
off the ball. Fans lost their minds because it was
a bad call, a bullshit call, very bad call when
you look back at it. Playing his day should not
have been the call. So fans did what they thought
was right and through whatever they had in their hands

(55:49):
on the field. And then people got really mad about
it and like the game stopped for like ten fifteen minutes.
I was playing Xbox and had it on just in
like the background, but I had it on my iPad.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I remember looking back and be like how is this?
Like no time has come off? What what is going on?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
And then I saw Texas with the ball again.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
It was like did they have a turn? Did they
turn over again? What happened?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
And like slowly like I was a hold on, guys,
let me turn this up. Over in the lobby and
I turned up the iPad and was.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Like, just oh shit, they're throwing us off on the field,
and like they just threw.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Whatever they could, water bottles, cannes, beers, anything, just trash,
threw it all in the field, littered the field, and
somehow in that ten to fifteen minutes it took to
clean up all that stuff. The referees got together and
we're like, hey, so they tried to kill us with
whatever they could throw at us. But thinking back to it,

(56:45):
maybe that was the wrong call, Maybe we should change it.
And they changed the call. And I've never seen that
done before. You always hear the booze. They'll just harass
the refs for the remainder of the game, as they should.
I have never seen it where the refs were like,
I am so scared right now, I will just tell
you that you were right here.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
You go have the call.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
And they gave them the ball. They gave Texas the ball,
they flipped the field. Texas didn't win. But I had
never seen that then before and that was pretty insane.
So just shows that bullying works. And there was a
Giants touchdown that it was Dane Jones with THEO Johnson
on Sunday against the Eagles wouldn't have mattered at the

(57:21):
end of the game anyways, but THEO Johnson caught it
and they called him for passing reference that he pushed off.
Didn't push off at all, did not push off at all.
And I was like, giants, fans, what are we doing?
We like my my new thing.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
After said it was like just riot throw shit, let's
go get them. Now there's a bet, like just do it, dude,
what are they gonna do?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Well, well, now they're gonna look at these people and
they're gonna try and find them on camera and ban them.
I don't care, dude, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah, Like you know how this would be avoidance. Don't
be really bad at your job, batteries, Just don't be
really bad at your job.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Do the thing where you don't suck at it. And like,
I understand this isish behavior. I understand this is maybe
not the best way you want to conduct yourself, especially
for ut and in a new conference the first year.
I also like being in a new conference. Like when
they when they talk about prison as somebody that's never
really had to serve time in prison, I've always heard
though that like you're supposed to walk in and it's
either be somebody's bitch or beat the ship out of

(58:14):
the biggest guy you can find. And they are like
Georgia National champs the last couple of years, we gotta
do some ship like oh fuck no, oh fuck no,
We're not going to stand for this injustice, burn it
all down, throw the throw shit on the field, and
like the refs were like they ain't playing and it worked.
So the refs were the ut bitches by the end

(58:35):
of it, even though Georgia one on the scoreboard. Yeah,
Texas owns the refs and Georgia just owns Texas.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, so by the transit of property Georgia, Georgia owns.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
The refs, but Texas owns the refs. But Georgia just
owns Texas.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
But Texas still owns. Georgia owns the refs, which is
why the refs made the bad call. But Texas owns
the refs even more they own they alphaed the refs. Yeah,
so yeah, it's a whole fluid sit. Yeah, you get
it out right, It makes perfect sense. And still the
biggest thing to come out of that game was not
that call. It was this kid's hair? Did you see that?

Speaker 6 (59:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Did you see the arch Archeli face?

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Though the Archli face was good, he made the dirt face.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Was like, hey, I know that face.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I've seen that face, but this hair looks intentional. Robert,
did you see the big utub? I need you so
the camera can see.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I will, But Robert, I need you to prepare yourself
because you're not going to be ready for the hair
on this kid's head. Okay, you put It's not though,
because then we saw there was videos that came out
the kid was getting meaned during the game, and then
people were sending it to him and his buddy's videoing
him behind him. How how is that your hair?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I think that it was blowing up because during the
video his hair doesn't look that big. I think the
hair the wind must have been blowing it up at
the right time when the camera hit him, and like,
that's why it looks so big. You just stamp tooled
and photo shopped all the way up on it.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
The most absurd hair that I've ever seen in my
entire life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
But you know what, bullying, No bullying is back, and
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
By the way, I'm not saying it's bad. I'm not
saying it's bad either. This is like like it's on
that line of like it's either the worst thing you've
ever seen of the bag.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
I mean, can you imagine just like like that's gotta
be the best feeling in the world. Oh fuck no,
oh you will say that was not like oh no no, no,
no no. I wouldn't know what that's like to have
so much hair that people could make fun of it.
But yeah, I'm one with ut I stand with utique.
Matthew Kanaughey came out and said against it. Yes, you

(01:00:35):
can't fucking do that, dude, Hi, we need to be classier.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I don't know why. I don't know why to do that,
but it's like you don't hate, but you don't. Still,
we're going to be classier than that. It's a bunch
of drunk nineteen to twenty two.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Fucking slap it up boys. Let's slap them up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Hey. I know you guys are hammered all the time,
but uh, can you guys be a little classier?

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
No, I don't want to go into a stadium and
the other team be like, man, I can't wait to
a dar Okay Royal Memorial Stadium. Those fans are classy
as fuck. They are the classiest fans in the Southeastern Conference.
I want to be like I might die when I
go to UT I want that, like that's the home
field advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
That no, that's the that's the home field advantage you
need to have. That's like if you go to Mississippi State,
but you might die just from the sound of cow bells.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, but like I want fear in the opponent, like
this shit might get thrown, and refs need to be like,
I'm I better not mess this up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
The hair, better not mess this up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
And then did you see the I always like the
Girls with a time Machine Guy with a time machine
memes and it was a girl with a time machine
finding her long lost mom like, oh hi, I'm your
daughter you didn't know about. And then it's boys with
a time machine. It was a Saints fan going back
to twenty twenty one. He's like, throw shit at the refs.

(01:01:50):
I was like, well, like probably could work every time,
just more people need to do this, and like, yeah,
you could. You're gonna eventually people are gonna get are
gonna get you know, reprimanded for this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
But if everybody does it. They can't take everybody. I
love how like memes like kids are always correct, dude drop.
Like today at work, my sister was like, hey, uh so,
how's TJ doing. I was like, I don't know, Well, like,
you know, was he tired when he got back? I
was like, I don't know. I made burritos and then
we had some whiskey and watched a movie. Well, how
was his trip? I don't know and asked, yeah, it's

(01:02:22):
like that that golfed me every time. You were just
golfing for six hours. How did you not ask? Why
would I ask? They didn't say anything about it. I
don't go to talk about work. We got to talk
not about That's why dudes are superior. We can hang
out for days on end and talk about absolutely nothing.
I'd be fine with it. It's just how dudes work.
Man Like women, They're like, well, let me ask about you,

(01:02:42):
let me find out what's going on with you. I
don't need to know what's going on with you. I
don't need to. You'll tell You'll tell me if something
needs attention. I'm not trying to pry it out of you.
Dudes care about secrecy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
It's and we just really don't care about drama most
of the time. That's mostly where it is or not drama,
but just we're just simple.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
We're simple people. We're very simple, very simple people.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
All right, next time back kid, we got McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
McDonald's is back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Dudey these is fucking back, dude, Donnie Trump. This is
I was very sad Giants lost to the egles. I
think it was twenty eight three on Sunday, so I
was pre bommed the whole time. But I was on
Twitter at halftime and halftime I saw an AI created
a picture of Donald Trump and a McDonald's and I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Was like, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
So he made AI donald Trump and then I kept scrolling.
I saw another picture, certainly AI generated of Donald Trump
at a McDonald's, and then I kept seeing more pictures
of this, and then I see videos and I was like, well,
that can't be. That's like I like check, like when
you check for AI, you gotta look at the hands first,
and then you go look at any lettering on anything.
And I was like, well, McDonald's logo looks pretty accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
They got real words under the logo too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I think this is real, And sure, enough, Donnie Trump
was doing like a stunt and working out of McDonald's.
And I don't know how long he was really there,
but the pictures are great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I want so badly for us to do like an
emergent or not, but like a really quickly thrown together
one more debate.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
So the second she's like, I worked at McDonald's, he
make so did I, And I love it for him
to come out in like the apron. He's wearing the
McDonald's apron, like full whatever he was wearing there, he's
got the McDonald's hat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I worked at McDonald's too. Frankly, they told me they
liked me better than you may best. Crispiest fries said,
I was a much better employee.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Never had better fries ever in their life.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Said Donald, Wow, the fries amazing, never had better fries ever. Yeah,
it was. It was fancaytic. I did see like one
or two actual AI ones of him working there. Yeah,
but it's like the friar exploding him morphing through the
wall into somebody's car. I was like, that's the AIA
we're looking for.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Butow, I mean, I don't. This isn't a political statement
at all. It was just like schul fashion fund seeing
a politic doing that. And then also, I don't know
if you know this, Robert did you did you hear
the bad news about this? It's a big Trump guy,
so just brace yourself. It wasn't he wasn't really working
at McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
It was on stage. Can you can you wait? Like
he didn't take a job there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
He was not an actual employee at McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
He was just that was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
They apparently they like made made a plan with the
restaurant to like, hey, can you close this day and
we're just gonna take over and let a couple of
cars we select through. So you're like nobody can like yet,
like fuck you dude at the drive.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Through that was See that would have been so much
better if he did just let random people run through,
and like you're a pig. He goes, you're ugly, idiot,
you got a stupid fucking car. That's what should have done,
because like, what are they gonna say in there that's
gonna phase him? You're literally hitler. He's like, you're an idiot, Yeah,
move on, you don't need these fat But like I

(01:05:57):
love I love him the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Like once it does anything it's obviously policity's stunt, and
it's like, yeah, it's funny. Just let him do like
let Nancy Pelosi on the African garb and stuff like that. Sure,
like that's a great picture. Uh but like like we
all know it's stage man, like it was. And then
like could you believe that Trump would try and pull
the wool over people?

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I don't think you're trying to pull the overbody's eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
They were like they had to note, somebody's gonna take
a picture of it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
This is McDonald's. It's close today.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Yeah, like it is stage. So that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Also seeing the people that are like, oh my gosh,
can you see he's also that yes, also.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
That yeah, those are the dumbest fucking people. See now
now he really showed her. I literally like all it
was just like was one day Trump was sitting around
with this with his advisors, Like she keeps fucking saying McDonald's.
What if we had me just like stand in a
McDonald's drive through so that I could also say I

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worked at McDonald's just to piss her off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
And then we all just get a out of free McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Oh yeah, well, you know they definitely uh, definitely ate.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
A ship shout up McDonald's. So the fries did look good.
Mc Diesels always kills it on the front.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
When was the last time you have McDonald's a couple
of months? You think they changed it to the Donalds
that day? They could have probably not the Golden Archers.
I said, wow, gold You've got me all right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
The next up, uncomeback kid is family family because Lebron
James and Briannie James they're they're playing on the same team.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Still, I thought you can say they joined the Fast
and Furious cast.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Fuck where that's the next one. We got a father
son duo. That's what real family is all about. But yeah,
did you know that if Bronnie James scores any points
that him and Lebron will become the highest scoring father
son du in NBA history.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
But he played yesterday. He didn't score. He didn't didn't
score any He had like six minutes. That's a lot
of time on a basketball court to not score.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Club trail did he's a trillionaire one minute, no stats.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Yeah, it's actually right now, Okay, you did it. You
had your photo op. Send them down to the G
League for the rest of you. Can't. Lebron will kill you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
What's he going to do? Refuse to play? Trade like
half of the NBA NBA players do now anyway, just
trade his whole team and then you'll be stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Hey, you guys, a'll only play half the games. You
only do that anyway? Oh, I need load management. HM.
Seems if you can't play the schedule, you shouldn't be playing.
Maybe you're too old to play. People are like, Oh,
Lebron's played twenty two years. He misses half of the
season every year, not every year, not every year. Jordan

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never took a load management game. I'll tell you that
right now. Julius Irvin, and he was a doctor. He
knows how much the human body can take. Very true.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
But Lebron, did you see the hilarious prank he had
on his son? He poured fruity pebbles in his car?
Do you think he paid for that car?

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Probably? Like? Or do you think he like Bronni went
out after signing his NBA deals, I've got my own
money now I'm gonna buy this car. Or do you
think it was just like Lebron bought it from like
three years ago? Actually, I guess technically Bronnie was probably
making money that he shouldn't have made last year at
the USC. So he's been doing this for a year already,
NBA rookie because he wasn't There's no way he was

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worthy of whatever nil deals he had last year.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
No rookie minimum salary is one million and fifty and
fifty three. Oh my god, So he's a millionaire. I
could have he could have bought his car. No, that's
what I'm saying. But like, what if he just already
had the car from Daddy, bought it from Probably so.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Did they play in Houston? If so, we shared twice
at least. Okay, if Bronnie's on the teams, we need
to go and just yelled Daddy's money at him the
end higher time won't face him, no, but eventually it'll
get annoy and lebron will get us kicked out. Well, yeah,
they're harassing. They're harassing aspect they're yelling daddy's money. They're

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literally not cussing. What do you then when they when
they throw them out or I'm not gonna play here anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
We should get them to throw us out, and then
we should get the fans to throw a bunch of
stuff on the court and then riot and then we
come back, bringing them back, bringing them back, and look,
they're the first two guys to ever get unejected to
the game in the stands.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
We could that would be sick too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
But also we have to go the cops like you
can come back, you can come back, like, no, I
want you to scort me down there. Now, we scort
me down, We set me in my seat.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
We gotta get kicked out. We gotta go full portnoy,
just dead just dead weight.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Literally Marshall sports get kicked out of the super Bowl.
I'm just just just walking and made them drag him out.
But I think I do think Lebron will get u
kicked out if he just kept chanting daddy's money at his.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Son, he would definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
So we need to make that as as a father though,
like I can't harass someone else's child in front of
their parent.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
You know. It's just like that's the dad in me,
See I can, though, that's the dad in me. I
can though nothing is sacred to me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
We should just go over to Alex's place, yell all
daddy's money.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Oh hell, you looked at little binky hunh nice blanket,
dirty's money. A lot of it's mom's money too. A
lot of its mom's money too.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
She can't legally work, yet she wouldn't be able to
tell you that she can't talk yet, still still not
putting some effort on it. All right, last comeback kid
we got this week is the Libs Libs one again
and buy one again, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
For the first time because my New York Liberty or
WNBA champs.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Oh wait, wait, your my so you want a championship,
So I don't think you need another one?

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
No no, I think no, no, you want a champion.
You just said you needed one thing early in the podcast,
you said you needed my core teams.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Seems like the teams that I grew up watching, which
the New York Liberty, were not a part of.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Go Dodgers, because at least the Dodgers have some guys
on the team that are likable. Freddie Freeman, who doesn't
like that guy show. Hey, yeah, he's a dirty gambler,
but he's funny. It's bombs. Mookie bets. Mookie's a fun
name to say. Juan Soto, Aaron judge with a big
old gap in his teeth in New York Liberty won

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the WNBA title.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Just like I predicted, high scoring game. It was like
eighty six eighty three. It went five games. He had
a lot of defense, a lot of defense.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Okay, did you see that compilation of the guy like,
so these are the two best team and it's just
brick after brick in the finals. Hey, they still won
a title, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
And my girl sab I ask you should have won MVP,
but sucked the last game, so she didn't junk.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
How many games did she drop thirty in the finals?
I think two out of five? Not my MVP.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Yeah, I think two, and it actually might have been
one because then she had twenty nine and with the
other one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
But pretty cool that the Libs one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
And also something that I thought about because obviously I
knew that their mascot was Ellie the Elephant, But kind
of ironic the LIBS mascot is an elephant? Do you
think they play in that you think about it, it's like, hey,
bipartisan team.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
That's a guy's LIBS one. No need to vote, but
I am.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Gonna buy the think I'm gonna buy a LIBS jersey
this year because they have a city jersey that just
says equality on it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
But the Q is the statue of liberty. It's such
the most fucking woman's sports. They won the title, Dude,
they won a Titland. Obviously, it's good luck. It's good city,
connect Jerseys. What should I say? I think equality?

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
I did go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
I tweeted that I'm about to drop a bag on
liberty merch, and I had two T shirts, a baby
onesie and then a stuffed elephant for l at. Nope, nope.
The T shirts are like forty two dollars. I think
we're making up for the wage gap with the fucking
championship merch.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Hey, someone's gonna pay all the sut waiting all the
NBA pays all the sound. Well did you see they
might opt out the NBA. They opted out of their
collective bargaining agreement.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
So oh, so the w NBA is gonna fold next year.
I mean, I don't know, it's literally by okay. So
here's what's gonna happen in two years. It's gonna be
like Caitlyn Clark and like nine other girls, and it's
just gonna be Globe trotters. They're really good. This is
all the good ones.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
It will be all Liberty players obviously because they're the best,
but also nineteenth amendments. I didn't realize this until after
the championship game because I forgot to check my my
fantasy team, like the whole season, you win back to
back champs, but feud Obviously obviously I'm back to back

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champs because I drafted the w NBA Finals MVP John
Quell Jones, who I totally remember drafting and was like,
she's gonna be a key part of my championship team.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
What's that I sitting next to you? Yeah, most of
it was just names we knew and then fund sound
both the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Years I've done it, I've done it during the podcast
back to back chance dude, and then two leagues, two
different leagues. Because they like it was just random. I've
edited that line up maybe once.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
This is probably one more time than anyone else.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Back to back champs, fucking Loive may All. Really it is, yeah,
one one more thing. The libs you win two more
in a row and they'll kick you out of the league.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
The comments.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Like but maybe that's the key, Like and I know
no one cares what your fantasy teams, but like if
your fantasy team's not doing well, just don't check it
for the whole season.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
I know I can't either for it with with football,
but it's like, oh yeah, fuck, I forgot about that
team because I saw I had uh I was checking fanshootball.
It was like one more, Oh, I think I might
still have. I thought that was last year's too.

Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
I was like, oh no, I did do one and
you won. And the championship was like weeks ago. I
was like, I have didn't I do a fantasy let
me check. Oh shit, I won and it had a
little confetti thing of the we did it. And what
other league can you win your fantasy championship and just

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let it later?

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Oh yeah, that's a Actually, I should make Nineteenth Amendment
championship shirts back to back champs, Robert if I if I,
if I make nineteenth Amendment back to back?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
What is the league's name? I need to find the
league's name back to back?

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
It's whoever the guy created it, like whoever the guy's
account name is so and so, But it's like a
screen name like backs like fox Hunted for eight, ten, five,
twelve's WNBA Fantasy League Back to back champions just the
long just a juggernaut.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Dude. I know women, dude, I know women, all right,
nobody knows women's back. In two years, they'll be looking
for investors for the league and you can just pick. Well,
I'll be a GM. I've got two championships already.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
I don't know if you've seen this, but back to back?

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Do they have GM? Like, do trades happen NBA?

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Yea, because the girl that punched Andre Reice had gotten
traded some you know, the girl that punched Kaitlyn Clark
on Angreice's team had gotten traded, and then to think
she got traded from there? Oh, Carter, Carter.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Lots WNBA talk.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Yeah, that's a lot of WNBA talk actually, But shout
out to my libs. Libs got it done. All right,
let's move on to the not cool segment. We'll tell
you what is not cool for the week. This is
also a segment that you can weigh in on if
you'd like to. If you're a viewer or a listener
to the podcast, you can if anything that happens to
you that you just want to vent about something is
not cool, try and sum it up in like three

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to five sentences, you know, make it a paragraph where
it's a too long did it read type thing where
we can just quickly synopsis it like a lot of
you guys are really good at explaining it. But if
it's a twelve tweet not cool, it's gonna be harder
to like read and consolidate. So you hit us at
pass a pid use the hashtag PTG not cool. That's
how we'll search for them. Yeah, and then we'll do hours.

(01:18:02):
But before we do that, the not Cool segment is
brought to you by Gravy Gambles at Gravy Gambles on Twitter.
Not really a show or anything, but look at all
of our gambling picks given out winners. Thanks for giving
me Sam Houston oday, Buddy, Hey I got you, dude,
I got you. And last week when you left, you
were like, hey, should I bet Sam? Usa is like
no regression game?

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
And guess what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
It was a regression game because I at the back
of my hand, I also told you Sam used to
moneyline yesterday and not spread because it wouldn't. I did
take the money, crushed it, smart, move sharp, and then Robert,
I don't know if you know this because you never
congratulated me or Pat, and I think by Pat and
I did text each other like do you think Robert's
gonna say anything? And then you hadn't say anything. Sunday,

(01:18:43):
you didn't say anything, Monday, you didn't say anything Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Get it?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Is there anything you wanted to congratulate Pat and I on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
I just doesn't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Your team's won minded, you know the giantson Ranyon.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
That was very rude. They didn't cover. But I only
took Packer's money line because I know Baul Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
We went six and oh for the first time in
two years. Okay, we went six and oh combined for
the first time in two years. We've gone five and oh.
We had the same picks. We've gone four and oh.
Because I looked at I looked back at it, and
I was like, how did that work?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Yeah, we have double picks sometimes because Pat usually like
I'll pick mine and then I text Pat and then
usually Pat doesn't even look at him, and he texted
me his, and that's kind of the best way to
do it. Sometimes when you do that, you have two
of the three same bets. Though, But we had six
different plays and all six of them hit for the
first time in two years.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Pretty awesome. Sunday night.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I was like, Pat, if you get tomorrow right, holy shit,
we're gonna do this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Did you parlay them together? I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
I don't do that, and that's why we went though,
That's why we won. Yeah, if you had, we wouldn't
have won.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
But every time I would do that, it was just
throwing away a unit every on the year. I am
twelve and ten.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Pat is eleven nine and one, and I think maybe
now we talked it up in two existence, loser has
to eat scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I'm down with that. You have to eat a scarecrow.
Just go to like hobby lobby and buy like a
miniature one. You have to eat the whole thing. God,
that's gonna be a poop that hurts a lot. Yep.
It's just gonna have to like soak it in milk. Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
But yeah, we're Pat's right on my heels, and we
are both hotter than we've ever been, which means we
will very likely Like just look at PGG picks this
week five four thirty on Friday as we post it,
and then at eleven on Sundays. But just look at
that and bet the exact opposite because it's a very
good chance we go oh and six this week.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Or what if we just never lose? If what if
we figured it out? Buddy, maybe just parlay all of
our picks together and then tease that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
And then don't tell us you do that or else
we'll fill jinx. But like, what if we just figured
out gambling?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Right? Like, it's all it's all smooth.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Stand from here, pal, I mean over the last three weeks, Robert,
you want to get on. This is wild, hottest. We're
very good right now, we're picking winners.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
I've always heard what gambling always ends. Well, so bye
high by high selo. That's what they always say, you
know that old thing, the house always wins. Don't listen
to that. Don't listen to that. We're the house, and
what if we Hey, I'm the captain now with the house.
This is I'm the house. Now you can be the captain.
I'll be the house.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
I am the we'll started gambling. Show the captain in
the house if I see the house because he's fat,
don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
We'll get to it. Just chill.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
But yeah, gravy gambles at Gravy Gambles is the Twitter
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Let's start the not cool segment, cool man, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
First, not cool is.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
From Melissa Hyde. There. This is like the only viewer
listener when we use this week. This is melissad at
mel Hide myself on Twitter and she says her not
cool is I was trying to make something for my
daughter and I got my finger stuck and smashed in
a button maker. I don't know if you know what
a button maker is, but I looked them up because
I didn't know what a button maker was, and it

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just clamps down right on like the button you would
put like the little circle. Think a thing that smashed
the circle together. Get your finger cut in that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
That sucks. She was making an ax her daughter. Shout
out Aggie's up near the top of.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
The SEC play got lsu.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Only beaten, only lost a notre dame, so technically notre
dames At the top of the SEC. Oh, that's Notre
dames underfeu.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Against SEC teams. Yes right, yeah, shut up, house, Texas
state up and down. Okay, I'm still gonna win the
sun Belt, all right, all right, well yeah dude, that
does suck.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
I'm glad your finger's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
You did post a picture of a band aid on
your finger and not a missing finger, So that's a win.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah, that's a win. Next time, show us the blood,
show us diplood.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
I like some injuries, all right, I'll go first. Mine
is a really stupid one. But mine not cool is pickles,
specifically the amount of pickles you can buy at once again,
you guys know, I'm basically a chef.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Now, I've been cooking more.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Saw Cuban sandwiches, and I was like, that's the next
thing I'm making. I want to make Cuban sandwiches. Cuban sandwiches.
You gotta get pulled pork, you gotta get ham, you
gotta get Swiss cheese, you gotta get mustard, mayo, cayenne pepper,
and you gotta get pickles. Dill pickles. There's sliced, like
thinly sliced dill pickles. You can't just buy thinly sliced

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dill pickles. You can only buy the pickle spears. You
can't just buy you can buy whole dill pickles and
then thinly slice. You have to thinly slice them yourself.
But you can't buy just like a six pack of
dill pickles. You can buy the fifty gallon jug of
all of them, or you can buy the one movie
dill pickle that's just in the little bag. And I

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was like, well, fuck, I don't feel confident in my
cutting ability to thinly slice dill pickle on my first try.
So I bought four bagged one dill pickles and I
was like, well, I can't buy a fucking fifty gallon
jug of them, Like I just need this for tonight
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
What is the point of this?

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
But like you should be able to buy like six
deal pickles, You totally fucking can.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
There's just too many pickles out. You got lost in
the pickle wall man. They sell like the jars, the
full size bars, but they have the no, they've got
jars with like they're bigger jars, but with like five
or six just full dill pickles in there. Maybe you
were at the the Red One. Maybe you had to
go to the blue grocery store, okay, but just not

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saying I was pissed about it. I was like, what
the fuck? Also funny, and then the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Theater ones they're not the same, they didn't taste the same.
And then it's like overly fat because it is the
movie Theater one. And then it has this weird rhynd
so when you're trying to thinly slice it, you can't
fucking thinly slice. And it's been soaking in that ship
all the time. So it's just Nike like, I don't know,
and I can't fucking slice.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
That's my weakness. If you hadn't reached out for your boy,
he could have been like, hey, Pat, do you guys
carry full dill pickles at your restaurant? And ninety nine
times out of one hundred, I would have said no.
But guess what last week we couldn't get our regular
pickles in and we ordered one of those fifty gallon
jars of full dill pickles. I could have just given
you a couple of pickles. I would have had to
drive all the way out there. I could have met you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
That would have been or you know, you could have
just came by and got lunch and left with a
couple of pickles. Yeah, I don't know pick pickle peppers.
Like do you ever just get frustrated at the grocery store,
but like you can't eat You're not I'm not going
to cause a scene.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Like I'm not gonna ask someone the back. Dude, you
have a jar.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I know that you have the dill pickles there, but like,
do you have the ones that come in the amount
that I need?

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
No, Okay, all right, thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I'll just buy the four movie theater and that'll be
it and I'll shut up because I don't want to
call you accuentally.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Buy the sour one too.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Like the extra sund no, no, no, but those are
very because I bet that would actually go very good
on us. And there's ten on it too, and cage
cage in sauce. But yeah, pickles package.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
It's just there's too much variety, There's too many different Yeah,
do I want sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
One?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Want sour? Do I want these? Do you want the
other kinds?

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Bread and butter pickles? Yeah, I'll just eat those like chips.
They'd let them fuck me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
I'll just eat those like chips. Yeah. Also, and then
you know what throw some holapeno in there. Let's it
for a couple of days. Then you've got spicy bread.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
What I really realized was like the Cuman says, you
can use pickles spear bro like it's probably better, but
like I I ended up because I'm not great at
thinly slicing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Deal. You could have just used a bunch of regular pickles,
like the pickle circles. I should have. I was trying
to make it authentic the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Dude, fair enough if they didn't make pulled pork because
it would have taken too long.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
You get like a like.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
Or you but like I love all of the like
the cooking tools, but every time I'm like, that's one more.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Thing, potato. You could use that to thinly slice the Yeah,
but then you got to clean it. He's tossing the
dishwasher for three hours. Just walk away someone else's problem
the next year. All right, what do you got? I
had one of the dumbest interactions at work today. Dude
calls early. We opened at eleven, but he called like

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ten twenty. He's like, hey, I need eleven chicken parms.
Fuck it. We're like, all right, make it for him.
I think he said, picking up eleven forty eleven forty
five rolls around. He's not there at eleven fifty five.
I got a call from one of the other restaurants
and they go, Hey, I'm guessing you have twelve chicken

(01:27:43):
palms sitting there, don't you. And I was like, I,
in fact, du did the guy go to your restaurant?
He did, And anyway I could tell by the tony
your voice he's not coming over here to pick up
these chicken parms. He goes, no, he's in a rush.
He wants us to make them. And I was like,
all right, so then I'm going to eat. Yeah, the

(01:28:04):
fall the back of the house.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Got a bunch of chicken parm I was gonna eat
one for lunch. And then you ever have that happen,
I sam, That's that's how you get made to go
to lunch. Hey, we got some extra chicken parms. I'm like,
fuck some lukewarm chicken parm.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
So then we're sitting there and we're thinking, we're like,
first instinct is the guy's an idiot. That's usually our
first instinct when something like this goes wrong, is the customers.
It's very easy one was it on the By the way,
we're the only ones that you can order online our location. Oh,
actually no, I think the new one does, but they
don't have it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
And then I'm sitting there thinking, I'm like, you know,
it's not the host fault. But did the host when
they answered and took the to go order not make
sure and say, hey, this is the location at this address.
I mean, not on the host, not on the host,
but also on the host. You should know that, but
not on the like yes, in a perfect world, but
also like you said, you should know, like, hey this

(01:28:55):
is this location. Yeah. But then and so we're just
sitting there. We're mad. We're like, you know, that's almost
three hundred dollars that just got wasted, all that we
couldn't charge of them anything. She wasn't there. But then
a little bit later, when we're still sitting there and
I hadn't even talked to the host yet, we get
another call from the manager of the other location. He sas, hey,
I just want to let you know it wasn't the

(01:29:18):
guy's fault, and it wasn't your host fault. It was
our host fault. So the guy called that location that
he went to and the host is just such a
fucking idiot over there that the way the guy was
describing it, she was like, that doesn't sound like our food.
It must be the other location. And the volume he's
ordering this sounds like a catering order, and we do

(01:29:40):
all the catering out of our location. So she goes,
you need to call over there, thinking it's a catering
order this guy's trying to place. He calls to ours.
Our host tells him this is this location. He's like,
I was fucking told to call this one. So I
hope she got fired. I don't want to with this job.
I don't either, but you know what, that's doing your

(01:30:01):
job very poorly and cost it one. The guy shows
up extremely pissed off because he's in a rush. He
ordered these an hour and a half beforehand to be
ready from the restaurant. He's spending three hundred dollars of
the food should be ready and correct it's not. Then
your the other location is out three hundred dollars. I
feel like that's a fireable offense anywhere, or or or

(01:30:24):
also yeah, if the owner Jonathan finds out, she's one
hundred percond to get fired, or what.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
If everybody just threw a bunch of like water bottles
and like silverware and just like utensils and stuff at
her and then just littered the field and boot her
a bunch. And then she just didn't do that anymore.
There's something I've learned and comes back into I've overturned
the call I was wrong. There's here's chick palms, Like

(01:30:53):
what if we did that? Kind of just about a
ut situation with her, but then she walks back or better,
but still.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
We can just fire her and hire someone that's not
gonna be an idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
I mean that also might be a better fix.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Also, maybe just understand that when somebody's describing and chicken
palm to you, you do have that at your location.
It's one of the cornerstone dishes. I want chicken palm now.
It's really fucking good. But yeah, so we just had
a whole long thing today and then also the AC
went out in the back for a little bit at
all the time, dude, all the fucking time. As I
was leaving to the guys were there, and I was like, hey,

(01:31:27):
let me just ask you this question. I mean, uh,
what as I could for it? Oh, it's bad, not incompetent,
That's what I'm saying. So as I'm leaving, I'm like, guys,
this is probably a really stupid question, but I'm gonna
ask it anyway. We had a fire drill at ten
thirty of the entire build, not just our restaurant, the
entire building that we're in. Is there any chance them

(01:31:49):
setting off the fire alarms could have somehow tripped our
AC and fucked it up. And the guy just gets
this look on his face. He's like, you know, I
don't know, probably, but that is possible. But we've spent
in the last year, we spent over twenty thousand dollars
on the Sacy. That's too much. It's no grant.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
It's an industrial eighty, so you buy Acy for that, right,
not an industrial one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
It's it's like seven thousand pounds that has to get
put in the roof.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
I'll put you in. I'll put you in touch with
Fan Kyocho.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
That guy can get you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
He'll get you a brand new, brand new one tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Yeah, all that food wasted, gonna have to drop more
money on AC. When we're not doing anything wrong, it
just keeps breaking.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Is it kind of cool day when your company has
to spend money though, and like you're like, well.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
I don't have to spend that at these I do
think that. I'm like, well, it's not my money.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
When I would do uh when I ad my catering
job and I would have to go to like a
Costco or a Sam's Club or like a restaurant depot,
and just like ooh, that's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Yeah, like you just buy like five things and all
of a sudden says, Okay, that'll be seven hundred and
forty dollars. Woo. Comody cut meats expensive, which also another
not cold.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Take that receipt.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
After I leave here, I have to go back to work.
He passed work. Yeah, I passed it, but I gotta
because I have ye old company card in a couple
of receipts sitting in my pocket right now. Whoops. Yeah,
the idea. So I'm just having just a fucking sparkling
day all around. Robert, what do you got?

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
This is the Usually every week, this is the hardest
segment for me to come up with something because life's
so perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Generally.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Yeah, I'm pretty content, nothing nothing too bad.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
It happens to me. But like this week, I think
This really has upset me for quite a while now,
and it's the that our I voted stickers are really lame. Yeah,
they're really lame. I've seen other county cities with I

(01:33:52):
voted stickers that are so much cooler than what we have.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
We just get the generic one.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Yeah, we'll just get very generic, like what's what's.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Up with that?

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
I kind of like the generic ones because it makes
me feel like this is like it feels like real
because sometimes you go and it's like Harris votes, like
if it's Harris County.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Yeah, and it's like I got take pictures from my
friends with their EYE voted stickers and I was like,
fucking nerds.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
I want like collectible stickers.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
Yeah, I want dude.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
This is like like uh, like people get with like
World Series pens and stuff like y'all do just one
twenty four?

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Yeah, oh that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
I think you should be able to like maybe not
everybody gets them, but like if you ask, you should
be able to ge. It's like when you like you
don't always get the pilot wings on a plane, but
be like, hey, can I get a thing up like
the clip on pilot wings?

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Like yeah, here you go. It's usually for kids whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
They should be able to be like, yeah, here you go,
there's like a real stick or a real pain or
a patch a patch people. And I think you'd also
probably get better voter turn out if you were, like
you get a prize to go vote.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
Yeah, I want to get like a little scrap book.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Yeah, but then then you'd be in that whole situation
where we well, Richard districts can give out better things.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
No, it's like a cracker Jack prize everywhere, like rich
get the say like, hey, guess what we're giving out
one marble per person. We have this many, and then
you can always tell who didn't vote.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
I guess you can tell that anyways.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
But still you could probably just buy marbles also, right,
But like it'd be funny if you just get like
one marble or a chip, like a chip like Alcoholics
Anonymous chips. But like if it was like a voted chip,
then it just said like the date and maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
The candidates, you know, like a like a challenge coin. Yeah, dude,
can we do challenge coins?

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
I really wanted to have friends that we do challenge
coins with, But I guess you don't drink Robert Red
to buy as soda.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Though, what's the challenge coin?

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
You have a challenge coin, and so like a lot
of cops and firefighters and military you have them. But
anybody can like just get it, Like I haven't. Somebody
gave me a New York Giants challenge coin.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
It's just like like Google challenge coin. Like it's just
like a coin in your pocket. But usually it'll be
like whatever precinct the police officers from or whatever. And
like with the Rod Ryan Show, listeners, a lot of
people be like, hey, love the show. Here's a challenge coin.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Okay, understand, it's a coin. What does it do? Nothing?
But like we called a challenge coin, so I thought
you're gonna mean like your friend says something and you
go challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
Like what you would do with it is if you
carried the challenge coins around then, like if you were
part of the game, then I'd be like, hey, Pat,
what's up? I'd throw my challenge coin down. If you
didn't have your challenge coin on you, then you had
to buy me a drink.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Oh okay, that makes sense to me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
Never heard of that part of it before, But that's
how Rod does it with his friends. Also just because
I don't get included.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
If you're having trouble coming up with a not cole
next week, I sent you a link. It's just a
countdown to opening day, so you can make a one
hundred and forty seven days opening day.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
The challenge coins. So we should make pass the Gavy
challenge coins.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Yeah, I will always win. I keep I keep coins
on me.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
That something we should get into the underground sticker market.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
The underground sticker market. Yeah, tell me more. Isn't I
am I part of the overground sticker market. We can
get involved. She probably knows the front the supply.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
His brainstorming session obviously, But what is underground stickers?

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
We just come up with our own designs and like.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
We only put them under the ground, like you can
only dig them up.

Speaker 5 (01:37:10):
Yeah, they're like in uh like lock boxes the book.
That's where we'll put the challenge coins to if you
get stickers challenge coins, we.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Put like very intricate maps that you have to find
and dig seven feet under the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
And for this I want our first just say, I
park like an idiot, slap them things on people all
over the place.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
I dug seven feet underground and all, like I was
a sticker, that'd.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Be really funny. That's a very nate for you move.
I tried to get grandpa's old suit and all I
got was this sticker.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
The challenge coins would be tight because like if you
carried on you all the time, you just cancel it out.
But then you get to mother coin in my wallet
since I was like, uh, sixth grade, yes, so you're good.
But it's like a big coin though, it'd be like
I have I have, like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
I'll give you one next week. I have like six
or seven of them at least.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Hell yeah, because it's really like a buzzfest. I'll get
like one per buzz fest.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Got big ass, like I'm bagging.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
I'm not gonna give away like a fancy one people
give me, Like I've got some ones that like people
just gave were like generic ones.

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
Well, year's that coin from.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Pat coins dog This this is actually that's about the
size of it. This is a Republic of Texas. I honestly,
I don't even remember where the fun I got there.
You could probably you could, like if I threw a
challenge going down and Pat threw that down, I feel
like I would have to be yep, all right, it counts.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
I got this one that my uncle gave to me
when he was a helicapter. Coins. I don't know. People
give me coins, and it's coins are my flavor of autism,
I guess so. And then this coin is I want
to I want you to guess what year this one's from. Oh,
eighty three, seventy two, seventy one, so close, so close.

(01:38:45):
I'm assuming this public of Texas one.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
We're gonna spend the next hour and a half on
the podcast guessing what year coins are from.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
This is my I'm assuming I probably got this from
my buddy who teaches Texas history.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
If we run out of random celebrities, that would be
the next way to end the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
We just put like a jar of coins. I gotta
be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
I never knew exactly what my autism won, and I
think I just figured out it's coins. You just have
a bunch of I like coins, and is it is
it changed? No, none of these coins or coins you
could spend. They're just giant coins. I mean that one
was a dollar coin.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
I could literally text this one is not no, But
the nineteen seventy one was a dollar coins fine, but
my dad gave me that. Actually, I think like elementary school,
I used to I used to wear my shoe as
good luck on test days. Don't know why I think
it was, and it didn't mean anything. My dad just
gave me a fucking dollar coin one day. Yeah, and
my eight year old brain was like, this is our bonds,

(01:39:35):
we need this, this is my lucky coin. Is keeping
my father alive?

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
Do you ever bring it up to him?

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
I don't think I've ever brought it up to him
once in my life. I might have been like, hey,
you gave me a coin one time. I still have it.
It was probably like, yeah, this is why we got
you tested as a child.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Pat. That wasn't Gifted and Talented classes. That was you're
were worried you're gonna wear a helmet classes.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Well, is there not cool segment? That's pretty goo, that's
pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
Past the great pot hashtag PTG not cool hit us
up for there, Let's get to the answer segment.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
We'll wrap this bad boy up.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
If you haven't ever been a part of the podcast
for listen answer segment, we do the pre com segment
to start things off. That's where we get to bring
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Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
What obscure coins taste, like, yeah, what year a coin is?
We can help you on that. Don't do that. Don't
send us picure. That would actually be great when people
just like tweeted at us, We're like, what year is
the coin I'm holding? That would be such a stupid game.
And then it's just a coin. No, it's just the coin,
but we've blurred out the year. What year is this?

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
I don't know, I have no idea. They're all extremely clean,
So you're just pressing every year. We gotta rank some
coins next week, ran coins, send us some coins quick,
no Halloween, Halloween, Halloween next year?

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Two rankings? Okay, fine, fine, all right, I can't sit
on coins for two weeks. Dog, But if you would
like to.

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You on you big answer answering, but don't thanks the subject,
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Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Our first question this week is from Quentin Hughes at
q the Ace on Twitter, and Quinton says, if a
robot does the robot, is it doing the robot or
is it just dancing?

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
I think it's just moving.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
No, the robot doing the robot is I mean, yes,
it's it is doing the robot. It's just like a
very meta but it's also dancing. It'd be like if
an astronaut moon walked.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
Or do you say it's dancing or it's just doing
the worm? Or do you just say the worm is
essentially just and actually the worm isn't the way a
worm moves.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Yeah, but it would be worm just squiggling, because the
worm squiggles up like that, and the worm you do.
But now the robots don't all just do the rhythmic
thing like that. Now they're just more like So I
think a robot doing the robot is still the robot
doing the robot, but it is just a super meta
version of it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Wait, why haven't we gotten that there's robots? Why isn't
anyone we've definitely I haven't seen it. YouTube that dude, No,
but there's one hundred videos. No, I'm talking. I want
to see a robot doing the robot algorithm? Maybe a million?
Yeah you will, you will soon. You're listening Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
Robert, do you agree with that it's still doing the robot?

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
Yeah? All right? Is every time a robot moves, is
it doing the robot? Nope, it's not always dancing. I
didn't say dancing. Is it always doing the robot is
a dance, but any robotic movement could be part of
that dance. No, it's just him living his life. It's
the specifically when he's dancing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, good question, Q.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Good question.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Next one some alex O at alex mcthunder one on Twitter,
and alex O says, since we got Freddy and Jason already,
what other two Halloween characters would you want to see
fight each other?

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
Bro Chucky and Leprechaun as you go keep it in
the same weight class Man.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
That's a really good one, Pat, I was gonna go,
was it from Scream? Is it ghost Face? Ghost Face
and Michael Myers because it'd be just a stab off.
They both like to stab people. They would just be
step step steps. Michael Myles wins he's supernatural. Face is
just a dude. His girlfriend still stabish, But like, I
don't know, that's that was my logic. They both stab people.

(01:46:24):
They could just have a stab What about ghost versus
the Fisherman with the hook from I Knowing what you
did last summer?

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
I want those to to fight?

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
What about ghost Face versus the Scary Movie ghost Face? Why?

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
I would love that one.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
I would love that one because ghost Face would a
celebrity death match version of it, and then like ghost
Face would be trying to find him in the house
and then he opens up a door and the Scary
movie one just getting high.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
Yeah, like, oh fuck, I forgot we were gonna fight.
But yeah, I would go.

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
I would go ghost Face and Michael Myers just want
Leprechan and Chucky.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
I think that fight would be.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
I would definitely watch that. Robert, what about you?

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
I don't want to see I want to see like
a some movie characters, rights movie characters. Yeah, Oh, I'm
gonna go with the the mom of Wednesday Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
They talking about Wednesday is the mom, as I said,
the mom Wednesday Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
The mom?

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
Yeah, Wednesday, because I thought you meant like esther, the grandma. No,
that's Wednesday's mom grandma on the Adams family, Yeah, versus
like a were wolf.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
It's gonna be a good fight. All right, women are ferocious.
Who would win that? Probably the were wolf?

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
Well, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
I put money on the werewolf. I don't know. The
Adam's family, they had a lot of is it a
full moon just around? See that's a nothing if it's not,
that's true. And then he definitely went in a fight
with a woman. Yeah maybe maybe maybe. Great question, great question.
I like everybody's answers there.

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
Uh, next question, We've got to power rankings. We've got
Ray Mundo b Navidez at k Mundo b on Twitter,
and Mundo says, power rank these parties. He gives us
a Halloween party, Mario party, Frat party, a Diddy party,
and a bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Robert, you go first.

Speaker 5 (01:48:28):
I'm going to Mario Party number one, all right, Mario
Party number one, number two, I'm going Halloween party number three,
of them going bachelor party and four, I guess I'll
go frat and in five Diddy though Frat and Diddy
kind of seem like the same kind of party.

Speaker 4 (01:48:46):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
I'll go next. I'm gonna go bachelor party one. It
is just the most pure, boiled down to its core,
dudes being dudes. Yeah, any other time in your life
have you just thrown to or is to see who
could make it go the farthest?

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
That was?

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
That was fucking sick And why would you ever do that?
I don't know. You leave dudes alone long enough to
do some weird as a.

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
Canyon, and we wanted to see if we could throw it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
We had a sex doll that was Yeah, I see
that sounded. It was a blow up doll that I
took collect seven thousand pictures with. Yeah, they still pop
up carry it with me. It's funny. Uh so bachelor
party one Mario party. Two Mario Party's great, it might
end friendships. In fact, I'm sure there's been more than
one Mario party night that ended with somebody being disinvited

(01:49:33):
from a bachelor party could be it. Yeah, but uh,
Mario party so much fun. Three Halloween party not really anymore,
but like remember being like high school Halloween parties. Parties
were like the best, the best parties, Like, oh sweet,
it's gonna be a party with girls dressed really slutty.
That's a great party, right for his frat party because
it is a diddy party with less funding. And granted

(01:49:54):
people might be like pad the diddy party is also
girls dress slutty. That's not their choice, but the other
stuff they do is not their choice. Yeah, and you
know any party that has like literal like you weigh
the lube and pounds, I don't want to be there. Yeah,
that's a pretty good ditty parties. Probably a great party,
but it was a problematic party. It was I mean,
just the party itself. Part of it was probably fine

(01:50:16):
if you're all the weird sex stuff that was going
on with it, not quick Deshaun Watson would have loved
did party. But see that's the thing you can't separate. Oh,
I want only the good parts. The Didty party is
in parts.

Speaker 3 (01:50:26):
Would have loved Didty parties allegedly, allegedly.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
Allegedly would have loved I would have loved them. All right,
I'll go next. I got one. I got Halloween parties.

Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
They are Halloween parties because, like you said, like maybe
not now, but like as an adult, when somebody's like
it's a Halloween party, like all right, like I'm having
to get together, man, You're like, all right, fuck, like
I'm gonna do this, Like what's going on? Like Halloween party.
Everybody's kind of like already out of their like they're
like element so like everybody's kind of just like chill

(01:50:59):
a little bit more or their guards up more.

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
I always felt like it was like, well, we're all
dressed silly, this is funny, Like everybody's kind of just
hanging out. But Halloween parties are cool. One not not
like five not five Halloween parties going to one. Yeah,
let's cap it at that, all right, I'm in my thirties.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
Let's relax. Like the Halloween party means it's on Halloween. Well,
I'm having won the weekend before and she's having heard no,
I'll go one to thee. I'll go before or after.
But we're we're we make it. It's it's got to
be the nearest, close, closest weekend. We gotta make a decision. Yeah.
Number two is Mario Party. It rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:51:32):
And then the best part about Mario Party is it
when I'm done, I don't have to really clean up
or anything afterwards, and I can just go to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
So that's a huge part of Mario Party that I enjoy.
A great part of Party three is bachelor party. I
really like.

Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
I like what you said about bachelor parties. The only
problem with bachelor parties is I think that, like movies
and so many things I have, like like made people
have this false idea of like what a bachelor party is,
and it's not the hangover a lot of bachelor parties,
like like I've gone to a bunch of really fun ones,
but like I felt like with mine, we aren't like
we're gonna get crazy, But like I think a lot
of times people's expectations are like it's going to be insane.

(01:52:05):
And like somebody just gets hammered and passes out the
first night and then like that's their Saturday, yeah, or
that's their Friday, whatever it was. But I think bachelor
parties are fun for like thirty six hours total in
the weekend. There's like a thirty six hour not consecutive
window because it's like you go, you get there, everybody's
excited to see each other. You party the first night,
you're hungover a shit, that part's not fun. The next morning,

(01:52:25):
and then you go do whatever the activity is for
the Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
That part's really fun.

Speaker 3 (01:52:29):
And then everybody's drunk and cranky and then you all
pass out and then you wake up and you're like, fuck,
we gotta drive back. So there's like thirty six hours
in the weekend the rock with as long as you
don't hand you with your boys, so like that's also fun.
You're just you're just chilling with the boys, and that's
fun as long as you don't have the one guy
that's really pushy about strippers.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
Yeah, yeah, that would be bad. That's just where you're like, okay, dude,
we're not twenty two anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
Then number four frat party. I don't want to go
with the raby vibes. You guys gave all the frat parties,
but I feel like parties are just significantly less fun
if you are a dude that is not in the fraturn.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
Yeah you know. I mean I've been top party.

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
Yeah we're fun, we're fun, but just like, yeah, it's
more fun to make a joke about it, right, No, I.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Get you, I get you. And then in five is
ditty parties Just like, nope, pass pass on this. I
don't like the trend where someone will post a video
now and it's just seven thousand comments nice tried, Diddy.
That's not even funny. Ye, yeah, people aren't. That's people.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
There's not a lot of that funny people, and they don't.
They copy a lot of the jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
This is how it works. I am a huge fan
of glomming onto and running something into the ground that
other people don't find funny. But I do that when
I'm the only one that finds it funny. When it's
nineteen thousand people running the joke into the ground, then
it's just not fun. It's repetitive and stupid. You get it, great,
You're gonna get comments now.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
That are like, oh, no short duty, great comment or
a great great question, great power rankings rym Mundo at
Camut you give him a follow up. Next one is
from Mikey Paul at It's just Mikey p on Twitter,
and Mikey says, is going to work considered being a
type of concentration camp.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Oh, I know a lot of people that don't concentrate
at all at work.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
I would say specifically because of that, but like, yeah, no,
it's not a concentration it's not camp.

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
Yeah. They're also not being worked to death or actually
the time I have been shouted at in German.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
It's a unique situation, but you're not usually like trained Germany,
brought in by trains against your will and then been like, hey,
you're not going to get paid, and also you have
to go these showers sometimes not anybody's getting back from
So dad's a little bit different.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
And I'm Jewish, well actually not all of them are Jews. No, dude,
it's just work.

Speaker 3 (01:54:46):
Yeah, I wouldn't say, like, I get like, if you're
in a think group, if you work for a think group,
a think tank, a think tank, but you go on
a retreat, would that be a concentration camp? A think
tank on a retreat that is a camping retreat.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
No, just because doesn't mean you're concentrating. Okay, I'm constantly
staring off into space at work. I'm not concentrating. I
am thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
Just asking questions, Yeah, just asking questions. Yeah, all right,
next question, final question, and guess who's back? Alex Sabine
saving saving the newbie for last. But this is the
second consecutive week writ and in. I think you might
have written in before, but I feel like he was
new last week. Alex Sabine says, cop cars ubers for criminals.

(01:55:38):
You got to add a word free ubers for criminals
random ubers, because an uber is usually taking you where
you want to go. This one, you're not true. I
guess it's not random though.

Speaker 1 (01:55:49):
It's like a bus stop. Yeah, like, but you're not.
It's not taking where you where you want to go.
It's taking you where you don't want to go.

Speaker 3 (01:55:55):
But a bus stop can also take you the wrong
place if you're in the wrong bus, which is like,
that's true, you get. I would say cop cars are
like the wrong ubers, Yeah, for criminals.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
Right, wait, I was gonna go to pat Howns liked
to take me to jail. Come on, it's where like
when you walk, you step into an uber and you
go for pat and they just kind of look at
you and you go, fucking hope this is the right one. Dude.
Didn't that happen to you one time? You got the
wrong uber?

Speaker 3 (01:56:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
Yeah, we realized it though quickly. I did. Did I
send you guys my uber driver's name? Can? I guess?

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
Damn it. I was actually just gonna get like Booby Hurts.
I don't know why. That was the name of the
fake name that pumped into my.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Ead on Sunday coming back from the bar. I had
a really funny uber driver name, Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Is that offensive to say this is funny? Why didn't
you ask me? Because you would have said it was fine. Yeah,
I probably would have just said it. I made this name.
I guess, Yeah, it's just a funny name.

Speaker 3 (01:56:50):
I'm making fun of him.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
I'll say it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:52):
That's Hong Fuck was his name. That's a great name,
Hong Fuck. Like, I mean, how can I not like
I have to mention, like I didn't say it to him,
but like I'm not gonna not say that, Like my
uber driver was Hong Fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Dude, imagine the HUC name was like am I.

Speaker 3 (01:57:11):
I wanted to be the first. That would have been cool.
That was way cooler.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
But like if his first name was actually me, like
am I and he's in school and they read it backwards, yeah, yeah,
be sick.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
We had that kid in our it was he was
oh men and then when you realize it was backwards,
was man. No.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
So either way, he went by Edward. Oh by Edward.
I didn't call him. That's not your real name.

Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
Okay, yeah, so cop cars are like getting in the
wrong uber for criminals. Yeah, and the ubers like, I'm
not turning around. Hey, I'm not turning around.

Speaker 1 (01:57:54):
I don't care. All right, we will not add. This
isn't where I wanted to go.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
We were not stopping at McDonald's. Can you get in
the front seat though, It's like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
Think you should get in the front seat of ubers
unless it's like full, like you got a bunch of people.
But if if your Uber comes to pick you up
and you just step into the front seat, you're fucking weird. Kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:58:12):
Yeah, Well, when Uber was like a new thing, I
did that because it felt weird, being like I'm just
gonna get in behind you.

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
But now the first time one of them talks to you,
you're like, I'm getting in the back. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
I had another uber this weekend going, I guess going
to the bar, and she was really cool and I
have a problem with it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
But she was like, hey, I hope you don't think
I'm weird for saying this, and I was like, what
the fuck is going? What she had to say?

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
She's like, so I was listening to Harry Potter before
you got it. Was like, oh, yeah, you can listen
to Hary Potter.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
And she's like, but like, I'm not listening like a
book on tape. I'm listening to like the dictation version
of it. And it was just where she would like
do the auto dictation that she had that cool. I'm
just gonna stare up the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
No, that's why you're good, and she'said, okay, thank you
so much.

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
I just didn't I didn't know if it was going
to be and I was like, no, you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
I don't think you're weird.

Speaker 3 (01:58:53):
It's fine, and she's like, I just haven't read them,
and like we talked about Harry Potter for like five minutes. Well,
she was going, all right, which one are you on?

Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
Dude? That's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:59:03):
Though it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
You should have just been like snaped dice. No, you
already read them?

Speaker 3 (01:59:10):
Yeah, okay, shout hong fuck hope he's listening. We're watching,
all right. That was it. That was it, guys, great,
great questions, great everything submitted by you, guys and gals.
Don't forget we are eat. We're telling people to eat scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
And then what was the other thing we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:59:26):
The NFL Teams Division.

Speaker 3 (01:59:29):
Oh yeah, we're gonna do No. But our fun thing
we were gonna do that, we changed it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
I don't know. No, not challenge coins. I don't know.
If you if you listen to the episode, you know
all right, you know what we were coins. No, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
We're gonna tell people to eat crow, eat scarecrow instead,
and then there's something else you're gonna do. No, No,
tell people who were jet lagged. Jet lag is an
excuse for when you're tired, same jet lagged, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:59:53):
It works super high. I'm jet lagged, bro, where'd you go? Then?

Speaker 3 (01:59:57):
Don't answer it, don't answer no matter what all right, So, yeah,
trying to eat too much Scarecrow, and then one of
us on this podcast will be eating scarecrow after PGG
pick is over at the end of the season. Let's
get to our random celebrity generator to wrap things up
on today's podcast, It's Nicki Minaj is the the auto

(02:00:18):
generated first with Wilson Rain Wilson, I'm gonna go, Russell Crowe,
I'm gonna go, Chris Pratt. All polls from the show,
All pools from the show.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
Let's see who it.

Speaker 3 (02:00:27):
Is, John Lithgow with a Trinity Killer from Dexter, John Turturo,
who who ever had back to back to back? John's
oh man, Ah, Christine Taylor, you bitch, Adam Pascal, Steve

(02:00:48):
hard That's.

Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
The worst picture of Steve Harvey I've ever seen in
my life. Yeah, he was very I don't know. That
was pretty average picture of Steve Harvey. Just look mad.
Not even close though.

Speaker 3 (02:00:59):
Hopefully you guys gals me one of your guys. If
if you did get it, somebody told me they got it,
I don't believe you.

Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
That's that's the best place. Like, if you got it,
I'm still gonna tell you. I do not believe you
at all. I didn't believe it when I saw it
happen twice. That's true.

Speaker 3 (02:01:13):
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a great rest if you're weak. Uh, go Giants, Go Packers,
Go Texans, Texas State, Go Texas State.

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Go Yankee Irish. You're not nervous at all about playing
Navy Go Yankees, have a great rest of you.

Speaker 3 (02:01:30):
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