Pass The Gravy #590: Glitter Mouth

The guys talk about conspiracy theories, D.B Cooper, and the NFL. They also power rank coins and avoid any election spoilers.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang, Baby the Top and lead spread
as we listen, it's a past the Grave Grave we
go and fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and Houston.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let camp. We'll get Risch today.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What's going on, everybody? It's Past
the Gravy episode number five hundred and ninety. We are
broadcasting live from a conference room again because we want
to be broadcasting from the conference room, not because somebody
else took our room again, because we wanted to be here.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
It's election coverage, New Studio.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
This is our this is a Past the Gravy election special.
We're That's why we're in a conference room because it's
very serious and we're discussing serious topics, although we will
not be covering too much of the election.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
No spoilers. I have watched it yet. I'm still trying
to That was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, I'm still on last season. I'm trying to see
if Biden can pull it out against Trump or not.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah. Yeah, we'll vote early, vote often. That's what I
always say. Once a week.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, where to go, dude? But yeah, I I
mean I did vote several times early. I'm planning on
voting late too, voted voted on voting day, on election day,
and you just I haven't. I please don't spoil it.
I have not watched the results, so we will not like.
This is also not a this isn't a political podcast,
so you know we're gonna we're not gonna spoil the

(01:32):
election for you guys. You guys, don't spoil it for us.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
And this is the guy wearing entirely blue.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I do have the word blue in my hat, don't I.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
And a blue shirt and blue jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, I don't. I wasn't even I wasn't throwing a
political fit on you know what I'm saying, Maga hat on,
But whatever, dude, I like the black one.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Dude, you go in the elon the murdered out maga
hat I like it. I just wanted to like Matt
Black everything. Just get with the times, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
I tried to get people at work behind the idea,
but nobody was big on running Margarita's Last Night.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Nobody wanted to do though.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
I've got this brilliant marketing brain, and nobody ever wants
to tap it.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Never do they never do it tremendous brain, wonderful brain.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
I wanted to have a sell off. See what sold
more of that? Or middle class mules.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Magarita sounds cooler.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I couldn't come up with anything for the other side.
That's why I was just like she says, middle class a.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Lot, just to show how bipartisan I am.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I have won camel races on both Kamala Harris and
Donald Jhump.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
You're a true American right down the middle of the aisle, don't.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't choose side.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
You don't toe the party line, man, exactly. You choose
based on what's best for this podcast specifically.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, that's enough election discussion. That's our that raps up,
that's our election special twenty twenty four and uh, pastor
gay bitches, No, no, what if that was just it
like we should like just release that as like it's
unclear and then just like this is the Pastor Grevy
election special, and.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
This is the Pastor Grevy election special. Trump one, all right,
that's good. Well, no, we don't know that. I don't know,
I don't know. Spoiler alert, you know, I record that
one ready, whatever happens.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Jill Stein won.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
I saw that she was still the can I looked
it up yesterday. Who was the Green Party? I was like,
it's still her.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Then Oliver Chase I think was the other guy for
Green Party or whatever.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I don't know, she's the Green Party.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Whatever the other there's a different party too. There's four
people on the ballot.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I did see RFK was getting votes in like Michigan
or Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I was like, why it's not.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Even running Kama one?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah? Actually right, throw that one in if she wins.
They're Roberts in charge of this. Have you seen it?
Did you watch this season yet? Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, I prefer to binge.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, just wait till it's all over. Yeah, wait till
like a concession speech. Maybe that's what I heard about
like the last season. I heard that the concession speech
does not come for a while. I heard, like the
election part happens and then it's like months speech do
not come. I'm gonna come, all right, anyway, that's enough.
That's enough election talk, all right. I did see something
that I fucking hit my tooth on my fucking microphone.

(04:08):
I hate so much. Oh my god, did it chip it?
It's no fine, okay.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
No god, I wish it did though, that would be
the best clip. Mm hmm, okay, hey, don't speak into
the microphone. Take a second, all right.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I saw something that made me think of you, Pat,
and I thought you'd appreciate this. I was walking the
dog today. I live kind of in the city, and
so there's like I just walk on like the city
streets kind of sometimes with the dog. I saw somebody
riding a bike and they use a little bike belt.
It's the first time I've ever seen somebody use a
bike belt, like seriously in action. But they were trying

(04:46):
to get the lady in front of them to move.
She did not move, and so they went around her.
And it just made me laugh to myself, being like
that is the most just anti social way to not
say like hey behind, like to just avoid any confrontation,
to avoid any sort of interaction with another human being,
to just chiking king king.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I use it all the time. Really, I did it
all the time. You're not just like on your.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Right behind you Like that would seem so much more
easy to me then chi king chi king king.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Because I can do multiple times really quickly other than
like saying behind plus me like I'm not I don't
have like a loud voice.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
True, No, I get the I get the use for it.
It's just i've never seen it in action where like
and that the lady didn't move so it didn't work.
But like in theory, it's like you could just say
I'm coming up right behind you.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, but nobody respects the pring pring just use your
words to get the horn, huh, dude, Like, I mean,
I just look.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
There's a bunch of them. They're like nine bucks.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
This one's two dollars. Can you get one that's like
a speaker? But he goes, oh, I bet you can't.
That would be awesome.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Electric bike horn.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I'm sure that one. If you can find that, I
will buy it for Robert. But Robert has to put
it on his bike, and I need to see pictures
of it. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
You guys aren't big on installing or fixing things. From
what we've learned over the last.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Couple of weeks, it's true, I am not using it.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Is it not cool? But Josh Tree said it is
not cool, was listening to us talking about I know
we got dunked on. Yeah, you could just du ta.
I guess. So we're not manly enough to know how
to build a house, all right, cards, it won't be
a good one, but I can yeah, yeah and say
it was gonna be a great one.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
But yeah, the bike bell, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's funny. Move that's great. I mean that's what it's for.
I get that. But king d king ding was just
like looked across the street and saw this lady not moving.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
The girl staid to go in the grass for it. It
was funny.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
I forgot those existed. I haven't heard one of those
since I was a child.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, it would just be funny to have a bike
bell in just everyday life. Like if you walk behind them,
it's slow walk king king, King, King King. That's a
great idea.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Bike bells like person or.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
In person bells like you could just if you regular
bells if you were a backpack like in school, would
be great.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Backpack put right there on the strap.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, watching down thing gverbel trademark back peck bells.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
I might have to buy one for work.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
And when servers are just standing in the way, instead
of saying behind, I'll just fucking wring them up, you.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Know, like when I when I tried to teach weazy
a bunch of tricks. I didn't follow through with it
at all. But I had the clicker that you can
get for like a nickel at pet smart and it's just.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
And you're supposed to be like I don't.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I think you're supposed to be like a good job
click or you get it, you click and get him
to come do stuff. But I didn't understand how to
make it work. That would be a funny, just to
give him a treat, so they know, Robert, what what
look at me? Just to be obnoxious, like I kind
of just add that it's just basically adding a horn

(07:41):
to everyday life.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
You just want to be a stereotypical like morning shock
jop but in like real life. Oh, just horns and
whistles and sound drops.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, but it's just that's funny. It's funny, like the
idea of the bell in like when you see it
done in the world wild like a funny.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
That's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, but it is.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Just a really were you disappointed when you turned around
they didn't have like streamers in a basket on their bike?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, because that no, because that guy was in a hurry.
The guy was so mad that lady didn't move like
he didn't say anything, he didn't do anything, but I
could tell, like I have seemed pissed.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
You have to anticipate that everyone's got headphones and nowadays
you need something louder than the Bring Bring Like it's
not that loud.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, he needs a horn.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Maybe tas got a finger like a like a like
an inspector gadget type finger that like extends and then
it just taps.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
He on the shoulder, Hey, tap that that tep and
coming up Beau, I would scare the ship out of
what is Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh. Also, while I was walking my dog today, I uh,
they had some sort of out your convention at the
office building by me, and they had one of the
robot dogs, and I was terrified. I picked up weezy,
you know with the the way.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
You don't want to have a flame thrower.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I did not see the flame thrower. Wasn't sticking around
to like make sure that it had a flame throw
or not. They probably do it just hadn't shown it
off yet. Yeah, they're probably trying to sell it to
some company and be like and I was like, that's
even more terrifying. The last thing I need is the
building next to me having a robot dog should have
heckled it. No, I didn't want to become a target
immediately because then it would have just drone striked me probably,

(09:27):
but I didn't know it was flying this guy at
that point in time.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
That's a good point com Yeah, that's where they get you.
It's like Snoopy and Woodstock. Oh dude, they get to
the add ons. They would see that asshole right there.
They just yelled at it.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
It just fucking drone striked and be like, oh I
do want the add ons?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
How much? Is that? That's what it is? You have
two drones they can drun strike people.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
The dog is Snoopy, they call it that. It distracts you. Meanwhile,
the drone Woodstock.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Everybody's like, it's a dog. It can't be mean. It's like,
be smart. It's a robot dog. It's not really a dog.
It's a robot dog. It doesn't have feelings except for
hatred and trying to destroy you. Those are the only
feelings it has. But yeah, I saw a robot dog
in person. I've always tried to avoid them before. People
think dude, they have that robot dog. They're like, Nope,

(10:12):
not gonna go see that. I don't want it to
scan my face and be like, now it knows who
I am.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Someday you're gonna order door dash and there's gonna be
a robot dog outside your partner.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Answer that one. Not gonna answer that door. Nope, that
door is not gonna get dashed that day. Dash off, motherfucker.
That's what I'll say. That's what I'll say. What else?
Did I have fun? Fun? Pre come segment? We're getting
to start the show, starting with Pat. You work in
a restaurant. Why do they say you're making something from scratch?

(10:43):
What does that mean? I know it means that you're
making it like at home, like it's like homemade or
in house. Like, why is it called making something from scratch?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I'm never once even considered that.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Is it scratch as in writing like you're reading somebody
like Robbie was like, with two cups of milk, two
eggs flour.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
That's a definite possibility. I like that.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
I'm sure there's like a clinical definite, but that's got
to be it, like it comes right from the recipe
for the ingredients all.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
The way down. You got to write it out and
then you make it.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I came up with possibly the answer for it as that's.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
That's what it is. Now, I'm gonna tell people that
at the rest it means to create something without any
ingredientswer materials prepared.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
That's a fucking that's the same thing. The term originated
in seventeen hundreds from the world of sports, where scratch
referred to the starting line of a race that was
scratched into the ground. All runners would start from this
line without a head start came from running. That's so.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Running from scratch, chicken scratch.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
There you go. It's bad handwriting, which is my handwriting.
You can see my handwriting.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Shit, it's not good, terrible. Your English teacher must have
hated you.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I wrote my wife like directions for something the other
day and she was like, I, why did you write these?
Just type them out next time, please. I was like, okay, sorry,
I screenshotted a notes sapp to her. I was like,
there you go, sorry for caring. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
I tried to get very detailed with it.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
She's like, I don't even know if that's a D
or a six, Like, what are these letters and words
and numbers.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
It's amazing to me how bad most people's writing is like,
I get it. No, not a lot of people write anymore.
Everything's like typed. Yeah, like how can you not just
make legible letters? Because I can read it like I
I mean, I'll write fast, but like you can tell what.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Word I'm writing, so I usually can.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
I was reading something today and I swear to god,
I could not decipher the word.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
It was like, that's either West or Gaza, No idea,
what the hell that said?

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Guys in West look like exactly. That's how bad the
handwriting was. And those weren't the actual words, just propped
in my head. But like guys, when you're like, dude,
this could be nine different words, and I'm not sure
of any of them. Three of the ones that I've
come up with, I'm not even sure those are words.
It's just like, dude, they're letters.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
They don't change wild, just scratch it down.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, making something from scratch should be from reading the
scratch of a recipe, not from just scratch.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
No, it's you creating the recipe. You're writing it down.
Because if it's from a recipe, I guess you could
still make.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, that's the scratch, the scratches the recipe that you
got you started with nothing but a recipe.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
You didn't already have pre made stuff. You still to
do everything? Well done, sir, That's what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Look at you, just revolutionizing the culinary world.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
That's my word. Now, all right, we're taking that word back,
scratch scratch, taking it back. It wasn't ever taken away
from us, but I'm taking it back.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Hell yeah, dude, Oh yeah, hell yeah. This is a
new world we live in today.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
You can do anything you want me.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Last thing I had, not last thing, but for now,
our fire ants the closest thing we have to dragons.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Damn, I'm trying to think of animals that breathe fire,
and then I was like, wait, that's not a real thing.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Come moto. Dragon dragonfly would be the only two other options,
I would guess.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
No, I think it's gotta be an animal that like
can spew venom because that's like their fire, but it's
got word fire and its name.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
See here's my theory.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Or just a bird because they fly because dragons aren't real.
Here's my theory on you know what.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
I think it is a bird because they like baby
bird so like they spit out food too, like like
there's their fire, or.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Maybe like a bat because it's not covered in feathers.
It's kind of leathery like the dragons.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I got fire with it. I mean, like, what was
that movie How to Train Your Dragon?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
That one?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
That dragon looked like a big bat.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
But there's a dragonfly, right, it wouldn't be dragonfly because
it's more dragon like.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
But they're not scary. You can swap them bitches.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
My theory on dragons is that it turned out to
be kind of like a big like a fishtail. Like
some dude got bit by a bunch of fire ants
or like a fire ant.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
It was like, oh, it's fucking this seems like fire.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Ooh it sucks.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
And then like he went back, he's like, guys, you'll
fucking believe.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
This is like what happened? Like what? And he didn't
want to say. I got bit by an insect and
it stung like fire, It burned, it hurt. He was like,
this scaly monster there was breathing fire, came at me
and I had to take a sword and kill it.
And they're like, wow, this guy's a hero. And so
he invented like a Knight's tale, but it was really
just a big fishtail.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
There was probably just some dude that was like tripping
on mushrooms and fell into a fire.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
It was like, dude, I don't know. I was seeing
something flying through the air and then like I was
one fire and burning.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Because like dragons definitely were something lesser than dragons happened
and you didn't want to sound like a bitch, so
you were like, no, dude, I was just assumed this
flying thing with fire coming out of his mouth.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
They found fossils back in the day, and they didn't
know what they were, so like they were like this
fucking dragon, man, I mean, how.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Else would they do it? No, that's exactly what I
was thinking. The Chinese they had fireworks and they had dragons.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
They did no, the only two.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
But you're basically like the two coolest things you can have.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
That is and guns.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Well that came later. Those guns are just we wouldn't
have guns if not for fireworks.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Guns are just like mechanical fireworks.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
If you think, yeah, I'm pretty sure, like we gunpowder.
We got that from them, fireworks with bullets. It's like
it's like what I know, America did America were it?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah, it's just like we'd make everything better. Thessant we
made the Croissan.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Which if you could shoot people with these fireworks, They're like,
let's do it.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Hell yeah, dude, all right, load a big tube with
a piece of metal. I like to sub kill people.
That's what I want to do.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Like done, what's the scariest way we can kill someone?
What if we explode a giant ball of metal at them?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, that'll probably do it.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
And that was also the birth of metal. The music there, Like,
that's the most metal thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
It really is. What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
You'll know in about three hundred years, Ozzy Osbourne will
teach you.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
I was thinking about remember his show to Meet the Osbourne's.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, that's the fucking.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Greatest show of all time. I was thinking about it
randomly yesterday. Hell like they would try and subtitle Ozzie,
but half the time then they couldn't. They still couldn't
get it, and they were just right mumbling on the screen.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
There's that that clip where he was trying to put
a trash bag in the kitchen trash can and it
took him. I feel like the whole show, they just
kept flashing back to him and he's like shaking the
bag and come on, Ozzy, Well.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
We had a to go order Sharon yesterday from somebody
named Sharon. And because I grew up watching that show,
immediately in my head, shar Run, I'm just laughing myself.
And someone's like, what the hell's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Sharon? You never watched Osborne's did you? It was for
your time, my time?

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, who's more surprising that they're still alive? Ozzy Osbourne
or Keith Richards because they both look like they died.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
In nineteen eighty four?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Because I think Sharon keeps Ozzy alive.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
It's Keith Richards Kramer, he is Crammer from Seinfeld.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yes, that's Michael. Do you think that you're just surprised
he's alive after what he said? You thought you're surprised
nobody got him.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
I just don't know who they are. Keith Richards.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Look up a picture of Keith Richards just typing like
Keith Richards. Now you'll understand what he was. The He's
from the Rolling Stones, so basically you know, same time
era of the guy, the same just copious amounts of
drugs and alcohol over extended amount of years, and their
bodies are like no, I think.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
See, that's what it is. I was born to be
a rock star. How poorly I've treated my body and
it hasn't broken down like at all.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
I should be like I should be the next Ozzy Osborne,
except I don't have any musical talent or a good
singing voice. Yeah, it's just those two things holding me back.
I got autotude now though, or like you.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Know, a lot.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
I'm not also not good at speaking in front of
crowds or massive amounts of self confidence.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
So but you know how Stan's dad is, Lord, that's true.
We could just put some filters on my shiit say
you pulled off?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I could?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
I think you can do it off?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah? What you got for pre come segment? Buddy.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
I just and I'm pretty sure I've talked about this
before too, but I'm just tired of that. I'm just
tired of the degradation of manners in our society. Like what,
no less than five times this week if I let
somebody in in traffic and I don't even get a
fucking I felt the waves gone, dude. It's like I
wave at people all the time. You let me in,
My head is going up. Hey, appreciate dude, if so.

(19:27):
The van at work, it's like a big van, so
there's no back window or anything.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
People let me in.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
I roll down my window to wave two. That's that's cool.
You gotta do the crank roll down. Meanwhile, I can't
get fucking forty eight year old Karen and her gigantic
white suburban to even give me a courtesy into that
road or didn't even do that. That is my favorite,
not so much bullying as just here that she's gonna
hit me if I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Like when you slide in though, and you just like thanks, hey, thanks,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
You really let me.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh, I've definitely done that. I was a little close,
kind of a dickhead move, but hey, appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Thank you. Yeah, It's just it's it's this, guys, that's
a because how many times have you been like, ah, okay,
that's fine, waved?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, so many every time? You just I'm not mad
at all.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, Like, if you give me the wave, I release
all anger. Yeah, I'm like, you know what, who cares? Manners?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
You get it?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Manners maketh man right, And I'm tired of it. I
Like the bad driving is one thing, but the lack
of manners. I will not stand for it anymore.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'm fine with that on election season at that too,
we should be leving lie or not there.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
I'm gonna attach a cannon to my car, and when
you don't wave when I let you in, you're getting
a thirty pound cannonball right through your fucking tailgate.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Not a cannonball.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
You need to do like silly string or something that's annoying. Cannonball,
like maybe like a paintball is then't you got to
get a car wash?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Can I build a cannon that shoots shopping carts at people?
Because that would be it seems like gonna be a
little bulky. Dude, I drive a Corolla that can totally
handle them. Yeah, it's your bulky, but it gets the message,
apoort it does.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I mean, it's your car. Know your call, you're calling this.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
I just I do need to maybe, like I attach
a paintball gun and just start shooting paint at people's
cars and then just like all you gotta do is wave, Guys.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I don't think that would hurt well, but I like,
I like where your head's at.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Or you're saying people wantn't be intimidated by my blue.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Corolla, or they might have a real gun and then
ship it is Texas. Yep, then it's check and mate.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Maybe if I like visit my family in New England,
I could do it.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah, definitely. You guys are from Boston, you could definitely
do the paintball thing.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
So you fucking hand up in the air, goddamn basted
and then they'll just they'll yeah, they'll just yell at you.
You're mad at you. Thro their donkeys at you. Oh,
they don't throw the donkeys probably not the donkeys. They'll throw.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
There are four extra empty donkeys cuts that are in
there from yesterday, but not the fresh donkeys.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Man, you don't mess with that.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
You don't mess with the fresh donkeys. No, that was
all about the fresh donkeys, Robert.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Which you got for pre come segment.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Edge Bowl Man? It igebull iedge Bowl? What it's it's
the kids new Lamou Lamoo?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
The fuck is Lamoo?

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Is this a bit l m A oh? Oh it's
their new Lamou.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
What's it called?

Speaker 4 (22:15):
IgE Bowl? So spelled g no I I j B
O l I jb oill I just be out laughing.
Is that it no IgE bowl?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Man? I just be.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
I just burst out laughing.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
It is LMO. It's the same thing I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
It's the kid's new new lamoo. Can you do not
just burst? It ain't gonna be laughing.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
So here's why it's not as cool as I just
busted out laughing, busted out, busted out, or burst busted
out laughing.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
It's still not the worst one I've heard. I just
bust out.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
But here's why it's not as cool as LMO, because
can you say l G F b O L because
you can go l M f AO. Was like laughing
my fucking ass off when it's like that was funny,
but it was really funny. Not only was that making
me laugh my ass off, which is I could have
just gone ll L, because then I was rolling. I

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was laughing my ass off. Not only that I was
laughing my fucking ass off, which was like three degrees
better than l L.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
The worst one though, was Rafel. I liked well.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I liked it sarcastically because I like saying Raffel copter.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Do you remember Rafel? Because the worst term came from it.
When people know raffel Copter, I was.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Like, stop it, no, Rafael copterra was funny you fucking would.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh no, I got off my Raffel copter and I
fell over on my Loller skates.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
That was like that was peak Facebook, when it was
like someone would type out where it looks like a
fucking helicopter, but just like dashes and semi colon's.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
With that was creative, but it never was because all
they did was copypast it from somebody else.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Who cares.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Somebody had to do it because even when I was fifteen,
I was a cranky sixty year old man.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, but I hate ligible igible igible. I just burst
out laughing. Yeah, igibol man, igebull.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
We got it.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
What's sigma? Tell me that again?

Speaker 4 (24:16):
That one?

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I don't know. Fuck, I'm looking it up again.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
I was trying to come up with an acronym for it,
but there wasn't any like vowels in it. But I
was your parents should have hit you, That's what That's
just what I want to comment.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
If I ever see that Sigma is somebody is independent
and prefers their own company or operates outside of traditional
social hire, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I was gonna write BBB on all of it, bring
back bullying.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm anti social I'm a Sigma.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
That shit drives me nuts. I can't fucking stand it.
I actually found out yesterday that's Skivvy toilet. It's not
just something stupid. They say, it's an actual show.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
This is gonna be the toilet, the head. Yeah, the toilet,
and then you see Skivvy is skibbity bro. My bro,
it's skibbitty buddy. At work.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
He said he watched like twenty episodes of it, and
I was like, I fucking hate and he goes yeah.
But then I got to like, my daughter walked in
the room and I was like, skibbitty something, and she
wanted to fucking shoot him in the face.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
And I was like, okay, that makes it worth it.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
If you can embarrass your children with it, it's okay
with Skibbity and kids.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
I bet your buddy was IgE bowling all day long.
It was probably bull so hard he's probably had.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Oh my god, I hate that so much.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
It's like the first time you heard someone actually say
l L dude, just laugh if fuck is wrong with you, Yeah,
LLL bro. Some said that one time and he was
like llol, and I was like, don't you ever fucking
say that's bas.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
I liked Lulls with you thro the Z on the
end of it. That was funny Bowles. I actually liked it. Yeah,
Lowles is good. I didn't use it, but when I
saw it, I was, Oh, I used it. I'm not
cool enough for that, but I like it. Igbowl, thanks
for educating this.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
What's wrong with a nice little ha on this thing?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (25:55):
It's just too plain. You gotta be IgE bowling? Maybe
I Bowl?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I want to.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
I'm already like I think Igbol. I might get into
skinny jeans.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Larry Iedgeboll sounds like a commentator who's got the Giants
Panthers game and dreaming it needs Larry Iedgebull and Greg
Olsen on the call. But I was sitting the other day.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
I might I might get into skinny jeans, just because
apparently baggy is coming back in fashion. And I've just
always worn baggag jeans because they're comfortable when I'm lazy
and fat and I need the extra room.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
But you were, you were preparing gets in tailored gets
in tailored skinny jeans.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh well, I just tailor my baggagejeans so where they're
not baggy anymore.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
They're just regular jeans.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Dude. People would be edge bullying saying like that.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
God, I want to quit this podcast so badly right,
not this episode, this podcast.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
This is why because I hate coverage. It's the election special.
It's edge bullshit, is what it is? Whoa whoa? Whoa?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Don't talk about not very what would Larry say?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Is Larry Arry be skivity?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Larry edge Bill my favorite commentator, not very skippy, wouldn't
think that was skipping it off. Pat.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I don't want to be your sake, my Pat. I
know your parents didn't hit you. I feel like your
dad probably hit you a little bit out.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Of times, A few times not enough. I'm gonna I'm gonna.
I'm gonna send Mark a message out bake you see
what happens. You should have used the closed fist. It's
not too late. I mean both adults. Your dad could
punch you in the face now, and it's not child
I do he would because he loves.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
You and you've become a good, productive member of society.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
But there was a good like eight to ten years
straight there after puberty where you were touching go as
a real piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Okay, you grew out of it though. I did it,
and then I kind of got back out of it,
and now you're back into it with anh fucking Robert
fuck dude.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, this is what happens when you have one young
guy keeping them up with the trend.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Well, we need that. That's how we do the Numbies, dude.
We get we get the younger audience, younger audience.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Let us know if you guys are over this right now.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, speaking of younger audience, we got a younger audience
with we have for for the the spook Tacular the
twenty first, December twenty first, we have a special guest.
It's gonna be a band. We got a band plan.
Ooh yeah, it'd be awesome. I'm excited to say. Yeah,
they probably should. It's a CD. It is a CDC.
Who do you think it is? It's Michael Richards. Michael

(28:25):
Richard's gonna Herald Racial Epithets and people.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
It's an a CDC cover band of elementary school kids.
It's called ab D or ABCD. No, we're gonna have Rosie.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Rosie's gonna I think we're Rosie playing, so shout out
to Rosie. We're working on that.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
I hope we get a whole lot of Rosie, a
whole lot of there you go, there you go.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
All right, but yeah, December twenty first market calendars for uh,
for Cobo's Downtown. That is uh probably our last event
at Cobos at dislocation of Cobo's.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, this this iteration I was. I'm so excited to
eat the food again.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, so fucking good. I think about it several times
a week. I should just get those wings, just get
the Beria tacos. All right, you knew Robert Feline or
you gonna do a little role playing. We got two
last things from the pre come secment. I can do it.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
You know, I'm always down for a little role playing,
a little character work, all right.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
I created this character. It's kind of loosely based on
true story because I had my car in the shop
for two weeks and so I've had Uber a lot.
So I've picked up a lot of experience dealing with
the different Uber drivers. Some are great and then some
just nothing wrong with them. I didn't IgE bowl riding
with them or anything like that, but like, sometimes some

(29:40):
are different than others. Some Uber drivers are different others. Alright,
you weren't going to play. You're gonna be the uber passenger.
You're gonna be Ned Northfleet and you're just hopping in
an uber to go across town. You're you're on on business.
You're you're in Houston on business, and you're just going
from your hotel to go get like happy hour drinks
with some coworkers. All right, I am gonna to be
mixed Stranahan and I am the uber.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Driver just you know, just just doing my job, all right,
all right, uber for for ned Ned?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Did you mick yep? All right?

Speaker 4 (30:14):
All right, Uh hop on, buddy, appreciate it, buddy.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
How you doing? I'm doing pretty good man. You you're
in town for business for pleasures, just a little business.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Just got done with a meeting, heading over get a
little couple of drinks in Oh nice.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Well, I said, you didn't have any headphones or anything.
You don't mind if I if I play some music
or anything, right, cher, All right here, I didn't have
like a playlist or anything. I'm just gonna kind of
put it on it random, but we'll just we'll just
see what it plays, all right. So this world off

(30:56):
funk talk, man, there's some kind of tom shit happening
would you hate that? I hate that when there's all
this dumb shit.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Happening, I don't like any of this. Man.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I wish that this bad stuff would go away. Finally,
I'm talking about the real issues.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Nobody ever does that in music anymore.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I got to understand why more people don't cover the
real issues. But anyway, this whole world's all fucked up,
and we got find.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Somebody's going to fix it.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Okay, okay, can anybody hear me out there? Please?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Please?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Please? Somebody help, please send help s O s please.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Somebody call the cops and be held against my will,
please please. Yeah, it must have been like a new
new Muich station, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
No, I gotta be honest, Young Mick, new up and
coming hip hop artists. It's sound sound like they're really
covering the hard hitting issues, you know. Finally, finally music
that's about something, you know.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
You know, I've heard mumble rep that's worse. I didn't
hate it.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
It's pretty good, pretty good. But yeah, that was just
let's see, maybe we can we can put on some
Tom Petty or something. Hold on, no, you know, I
think I'll probably just get out here. Yeah, yeah, I think.
Ok I think that's just like right here on the yeah, yeah,
you can just go ahead and pull over. All right,
all right, take please.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Give me five stars.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
He's gave me five stars. All Right, we'll see Mick
have a good one. Okay, there we go. And that
was a scene. That scene, so that was your uber driver.
That's clearly playing the music that is from them, which
happened to me last week, and it was funny.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
I couldn't imagine a deeper layer of hell.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
He didn't talk about the music. I added a little
bit of that, but he did. He was just like, oh, like,
you mind if I put on some music. I was like, yeah,
it's cool, dude. And then he cleared like he was
talking to me, and it was like, that's clearly your voice.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
She should have just look like, so, what's your SoundCloud? No,
I didn't say that. I put headphones in.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
A headphones in After being played, I was like, yeah,
you did like the head.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Bump a little bit.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
I don't think I've ever gotten in one where I
didn't within the first thirty seconds reach for headphones.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah. I like to get in with headphones, but now
with the air pods, they you don't have the strings,
so they can't always tell.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
So sometimes they just start talking to you.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
I don't know what are you saying to me.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
That's the biggest benefit of my tiny ears, as I've
never been able to wear AirPods, so they will just
fall out. Yeah, there are none that fit my ears.
I always have to get the over the ear kind,
like when I used to just have the corded. Just
regular iPhone ones or whatever constantly falling out of my ears.
I tried to mow the lawn with them a couple
of times. I almost ended up mowing my headphones because
they just fell out right right next to them.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Owre tiny ears, man, it happened.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Hey, you know, it's it's my burden to carry, and
I'm happy I can do it, so anybody else doesn't.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
There you go, that's my sacrifice.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
So that's a little role planned for us. Let's do
some Roburt Feelines. Let's do some Robert feelins. Drop up
the prem second and we'll get the rest of the pot. Huh,
do you want to start us off or do you
want me to start us off?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I will now I didn't. These were all just random
shit I thought.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
I don't really have categories for them, so you're just
gonna have to figure it out.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Okay, okay, So the first one siren time salarm clock.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
There you go, see, starting off easy for you to
let you wet your feet a little bit.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Next one dangle above, hang up, dangle above, hanging up.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
They're closed.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
A lot of people might be dealing with this today.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Dangle above, hangover.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
There you go a.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Lot of sad drinking and happy drinking yesterday. But you
know what, everyone comes together for the hangout. And my
last one, car house libations drunk driving. It's good golf,
no car house libations. The older again, it's one of

(35:11):
the most just simple pleasures you can have in life.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I think car house is that my garage? Oh, garage beer,
garage beers, garage beer.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
You watched the Jason Kelsey video hit garage Beers?

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Oh you know I did, And honestly, that didn't even
click till right now that that's probably right. I mean,
it's just they don't own the term garage beers, that's true.
Garage beers are.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
A great thing. We used to steal garage beers out
of people's garages. That was a move we did in
high school.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I did that as well, and I feel bad about
it now, yeah, because I don't know what I would
do if I saw kids doing that now in my
if like I had a house and we know to
lock our garage, yeahel like you can hit those kids.
We could have been we could have been shot. Yeah
for like six millier lights got him, dude, parties back on.

(36:06):
We got six beers. There's twelve of us. Don't worry,
you're bleeding. It's just the It's fine. It was it was.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
It was a near miss. You wing to me. I'll
be fine.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
I'm gonna go to the hospital tomorrow. I'll be in
a fucking sling for a week. It'll be great. How
does this happen? Door about? And nothing was walking down
the stray bullet hit me. You call the cops.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
No, it's a bad part of town, all right, it's Texas.
But there's both flying everywhere all the time.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
That the right. You're gonna hate mine are stupid. As
long as it's log it might be coming up with
the one right now. All right, let's start. This is
an animal.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
This is an animal.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Buzz Vendetta, emergency room, bear no close sort of.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I didn't help at all.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
But buzz vendetta emergency room like room beaver, is it
more to it?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Or viva vendetta viva? Yeah, I don't know. Is it dumb?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I liked that.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I was just like, what the hell is emergency room?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Though?

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, yeah I was. I was thinking it's gonna beaver
or something.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
All right, beaver, this is something you would find in
a kitchen. This is this is pretty easy. Mix she.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Mixed, she mix, she oh, mix mix.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Mix she something you'd find in a kitchen. Uh better nope,
flower mix she h. Kitchen appliants, kitchen appliants along the

(38:07):
lines of beat, but an appliance.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
So what I'm trying to think like spatulo, whisk mix,
kitchen mixer, blender. Yeah, yeah, right there, right there?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
All right.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I got two more and they are both cities I like.
These cities are like my favorite ones. I never get them.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
They're fun.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I don't know if anybody's gonna get this one, but
this is a US city. Jar Jar binks me, Cardinals.
Jarge ar binks me, Cardinals. George I binks me, Cardinals.
George I binks me, Cardinals. Think of a girl saying

(38:54):
that okay, uh Alexandria.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
No cardinal bird Arizona. Al Right, you're you're getting war No,
Jargia Banks me.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Uh that, I'm just stuck on Arizona.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Like Arizona, I don't know. I don't know a phoenix
in Scottsdale. It's it's mesa Arizona.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Ah. Jargar Banks would say, me a mesa. And I
heard people pronouncing mesa Arizona's mesa Arizona yesterday, so I
was like, all right, I'm gonna go, Georgia Banks. I
don't think that was a great one. I didn't expect
anybody to get it, but still I thought it was fun. Uh.
Last one, this is also a US city rinsing a
lot Batman Washington, Yes, Washington, d C. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
It was like rinsing a lot, washing Yeah, there it is, Yeah,
pretty much it. I was like, I'm pretty sure this
is gonna be Washington because I don't think there's a Washingville.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah. I was like, if I can do mas Ayre's
and I'm as well do one that's easier, so let's
try Washington, DC.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
All right, those are our Robert Feelinz. I hope you
enjoyed those.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Send us in some if you would like to Robert
Barbosa zero three or at Robert Forbosa zero three on Twitter.
Make sure you include a category and then with the
answers too. Don't just say the Robbert feeling. Robert will
not figure it out on his own. You have to
help him. Let's move on two, The Comeback Kid segment.
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Speaker 4 (41:58):
It's the comeback Kid, Comeback Kid of the Week, come
Back Kid of the Week.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Bitch all right, Our first comeback Kid is voting because
get out, get out and vote. Gang get out and vote.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
It's not too late.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Late. Voting is open.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Get in line and don't get out.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
If you're in line now, stay in line, don't get out.
Do not leave that elementary school gymnasium where you are
right now, stay in line. They will count your vote,
country vote. If you're still in line from last night,
stay in line. If you're going to get in line,
don't because you can't anymore. But wait for late voting

(42:40):
and then you can go vote. And if you early voted,
then think back to that.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Think back to that and find your best memory of
early voting.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Just hold on to the voting's back and telling people
to vote is back, and it's back. Shout out to voting.
A lot of people voted democracy. All my friends were
sending I voted sticker.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
I was like, cool, yeah, bragger, you could have just
found that a bunch.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah, it doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Send me a photo in the photo booth with you
actually clicking the name, or I don't believe you.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I bought a sleeve of stickers on Amazon two years ago.
I relection dadhead to Yeah, so I.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Voted early and he voted on today and maybe he's
late voting right now. Vote for you and for your
dead relatives.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Again, no spoilers, please, I haven't watched this season yet,
but shout out to voting. It's a thing.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
It's the cornerstone of our democracy. I wish like you
could go public. I feel like you should be able
to vote at cooler places, like didn't they let you
used to? Like, didn't they have one election where you
could like vote the next stadiums and stuff? It was like,
I want to vote where my team plays. I think
that I'll get more people to do.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Stuff like wouldn't you vote if you could vote at
like home plate at Minute Made Park. That's gonna get
people out to vote.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I wouldn't go out that far like to be cool,
and some people would, right, some people? How do we
get be able to vote?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Go do the cool shit? Why can't you vote last time?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
And you're mixing politics with sports?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I don't want but it seems like it should be easier,
like like early vote, but like on my way out
of a stadium, it's.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Like if you went hit a run, then you get
two votes.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Also, like if you can hurdle a five foot tall statue,
then you can whirdle?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
You could you?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I like, you weren't allowed to play wordle unless you
could hurdle somebody AHT people wouldn't be playing the world.
I'll tell you that much. It'd be like, yeah, be
like Saquon Barkley.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
We don't talk about him.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
And Josh Allen. That's it, just Josh.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Allen, Fox, Saquon whatever, age'st jwash who cares. Fucking loser, Oh,
I can jump backward, You're gonna get killed. Yeah, grade
grade because I don't think you're supposed to run backwards. Loser.
Fucking the jew.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
The juke right before it was absolutely nasty, though, don't care,
it doesn't matter. Pain is also back.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Fine, it's fine. I'm at the point we're getting cam
wored anything negative cam.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Woord Daniel Daniel Jones won Angry Run of the Week,
though I.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Saw that he did kill a guy, almost didn't kill
a guy. He ran through a guy. It was fun.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
It's like, you don't want your quarterback running that way.
But I don't realize that Daniel Jones is not gonna
be your quarterback of the future.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
So dables like, yeah, I just run people over.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Our coach is literally just like I do not care
if he gets injured, like if he dies, he dies, Like, well,
you're just running the quarterback like he's fucking Michael Victor.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Yeah, I am. It's working.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
He can't throw it, so we're just gonna get We're
gonna get the ball wherever we can by using his legs.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
I guess I don't know. He's gonna be running all over.
Oh wait, it's not in London next week, it's in Germany. Geminy,
he's gone to blitzkriegs the defense.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Blit's creak the defense. Yeah, but this so, I think
Panthers and Saints were on the Giants schedule, like the
only two games I could see as maybe winning, which
would fuck us because then we would have four wins.
We need to stay it too now and I've never
been this all in on just tanking.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
When you play the Saints like a month.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
But see they might be good though. They might be
good though because they had to cheat the coaching change.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Yeah, but if you were playing him this week, they
would have the coaching change bump, right, Usually like they
get a bump and then like the whole team remembers, oh.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah, we suck Bryce Young. They have the Bryce Young
bump for the Panthers, even though they did.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Just that's a tough question which quarterback is worse.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
I think you gotta go with Daniels worse because Bryce
is young and he's bet on a really bad team.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
So like maybe he'll be.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Doesn't Matt cam Ward. Cam Ward's all I'm thinking about.
That's all I Every time the giantswer are making me mad,
I just keep being like, cam Ward is really good,
and I watched him on Saturday and he was really
fun to watch, and I.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Just you should want him to start sucking a little bit.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Then I've already I've already started looking at like the
photoshops they have like.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Five or six save right now. You gonna see when
if Miami can start sucking a little bit and he
can play bad in some games, then you could win
four games.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
And you look at that, looks ro look at that.
Look at that.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Ah, you have a number one on your team already.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Mylite neighbors, he could wear another number. That's fine, He's
wearing one right now. It's an easy photoshop. I don't
have time to photoshop.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Four.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Four is a.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Classic quarterback rock seven number, sing Jones. Because he can
have that number, it'll be available.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
That'll be available to I don't know. He can work
whatever fucking number he wants. He should be number zero
or double zero. Brian Burns zero bro double zero, though
it's bad juju to like zero is like double zero
because then you're a double barreled. Then what happens when
he like, like, statistically, if you don't have a good
game and like there's zeros on your stat line, they're
gonna like look at his jersey and then you photo

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shot the jersey into the stat line and then it's
like you're you're double losing. I was like, he'll never
have zeros, but he could have zero touchdown yeap, Yeah,
zero throws of over so many yards or but if
he throws for four hundred, you can just put a
four in front of.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
It and be like that's what did you see? The
mean graphic that they were showing about Daniel Jones? It
was zero zero with a touchdown on the first half.
The Chiefs have won two Super Bowls.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
And the time that it took Daniel Jones to throw
two touchdowns at Met Life, Yeah that was from from
the last time he had done a touchdown at home.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
And he threw the touchdown and he was four for six.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
He also threw another touchdown that was robbed from him.
It was robbed from him, but whatever, whatever.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
No, I haven't watched a Giants game in weeks.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
No, you're not missing much. Yeah, I get mad at calls,
but I like, fuck it, dude, we need that call
to go against this now. I just need to. I
told my daughter, I was like, you don't remember this,
you won't remember this, but we'll have cam Ward and
he'll be our savior and she'll only know cam Ward,
she'll only know greatness.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
You got a hit because now you got Jaden in
your division.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
But also they just resigned Dax, so you got one
team that's going to keep sucking.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
There and Dak's hurt maybe going on ir Yeah, which
is fine. It's fine because he guess what, he's gonna
be healthy for next year. They should they should.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Actually, since he's gonna be healthy, you should pay him more.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
They should pay him. They pay him more for being healthy. Inflation, Yeah,
oh for inflation. You're right. Yeah, you're right. Depinding on
who one, I don't know who won. I don't know
who won the election. No spoilers, please don't spoil it.
But yeah, voting, we got to that from voting. Don't know,
don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Don't know how my brain works.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Also, fun fact, I remember we pointed out that there
were blackouts all over the place in football last week.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Teams that did blackouts seven and one on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
The only team that did not win that I saw,
and I did not do a full research, but like
I watched a bunch of the games on Saturday and
Sunday and Thursday watched the Jets game where they had
the blackout. Michigan State was the only team that did
not win wearing black jerseys last week. We need to
make a point of it blackouts, So we got to
bet them. Now, well, I don't know, you have to
wait for the blackout week because if it's just a

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standalone blackout game, I think we got to check. We
got to make sure there's a least like five teams
that are also doing blackouts, or.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
We just we bet it because we're gonna bet a
bunch of things anyway, so and you don't want to
miss so but then like if we bet a standalone
blackout in Nemesster, okay, then we know we have to
wait for the blackout week.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Robert. They call those that they call it being as sharp.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
That means we see the things that the dominary, you know,
the noticing trends before the public. They're idiots.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
We are the public also, But sometimes you're like this
is one stat that I know, and then you find
out that fifty other people know it because they also
look at like are gambling reddit.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
And are also stupid like also see that. So you're like, Okay,
did you happen to see how they were against the spread? No,
I just saw win loss I only look look at
it that. Yeah, I only looked up win losses Indian.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Just think about it. If we do. But it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
If it was undefeated, to be so much cooler because
then we could do a parlay of all the black Yeah,
blackout parlay.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
That'd be sick.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
That's usually how most parlays start anyway. Yeah, you're blacked out, like,
let's put a fortune together.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Let's do it. We shout blackout games. We we pointed
out that there were a bunch of them and they
all won, so they're not hating on it. And it
was Halloween weeks.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
I've played and all the jerseys look great. Black jersey's
are fucking awesome.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
What if they just said, like they spun a wheel.
It was like twister, Like that's the color you had
to go with, Like that's probably how organ Sometimes it's
like a blackout. Yeah, they're just like, all right, we
got green, we got yellow high. Yeah, they ran. They
have like the breast cancer awareness when they do. I
think they do a troops one where it's like camouflage
and they're just like.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Silver go.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
That would be great if one week they were just like, Okay,
we've got nineteen different helmets.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Spin the wheel. That's the helmet now, this is the
jersey now, so it's all mismatched and it doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I want to see somebody's like you they played four
years freshmen all the way to like a senior, and
just like see every single jersey that they were because
they wear a different one ever again.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
So they come up with nine new ones.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
They're like girls with like dresses. They're like, you can't
wear it out twice, which every girl is probably like,
pet no, we fucking do that. Anyway, if I ever
like a billionaire, girls and dresses and TV shows, this
takes off.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
And remember a billionaire, I'll buy like a clothing.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Brand and then just sponsor a team and be like
new jerseys whenever you feel like you guys, We'll sponsor
Sam Houston. I'll be like Sam.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I'd be like Michael Jordan. With North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
But you guys get cool jerseys, right organ, And then
I'd let you also give Texas State cool jerseys that
are just exclusive past the gravy. Like so we would
have like the Jumpman logo, but just PTG. And then
I maybe if Robert Blaze's card, Dre would allow him
to let.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
You of age use it.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
But we'd see, we'd see would you accept that? Would
you want the PTG logo instead of Nike for you
of h the prestigious PGG logo?

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
How would you not?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't see why I wouldn't because.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
That's gonna be the coolest thing. I would be Michael Jordan,
like that's me on my team, Like I went to
that school.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
That's me because like Nike uses child labor, and we're
we will too, but we'll pay them a fair share,
a fair price.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Like well, okay, and technically ours are interns.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Now we can cut this part because legally you guys
are all our attorneys. None of this could be used
against this in court. I don't want to know if
we have child labor.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
That's really my own. We've talked very open to be
children working.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
For gravy, but like if we have to like outsource
it like I would, I'm gonna be an ostrich I'm
gonna be an ostriche head in the sand. I don't
want to know if we are, sir.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
I just want to know the product gets delivered, how
it happens. This company hires American workers, Okay, that's fine
for American wages on American soil.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Robert, can you impost? Can you put like a flag
behind me? While I was saying I do that, they
make it like fade like a bald eagle on his shoulder.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Maybe think I'm just gonna put all of the energy
drink behind you, just like put even more on the way.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
And with our associations, you know they will be union members,
so we'll let the kids unionize. Yeah that's not crazy.
I mean what are their demands going to be? Like
an extra ten minutes at nap time?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Cool? I want that too, yeah? Done?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
And all the juice boxes you can drink.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
In the like do all the little barrels yeah, or
the ones with the tops that look like little space ships.
Like literally I want the same things killed like children want.
And this after soccer is.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Really what they get? Orange slices yeah, mid midday orange sizes.
That'd be fun, that'd be fun.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
But yeah, there we go.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Next comeback kid moving on animals being senselessly murdered for
absolutely no reason. That is, unfortunately our final comeback kid
or next second to last comeback kid, because.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
So New York Yankees lose four to one and then
they just decide that The state is like, it's not
what happened. The state is like, let's just go around murdering,
like like Harambe had it coming. Okay, as far as
I can tell you, fucking up the squirrel, don't you damce?
And what was the raccoon's name? Thank you forgetting the record, friend,
Fred the raccoon. They're just living life in an animal sanctuary.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Just then a guy's fucking house. He has an animal sanctuary,
but those are his pets because he's like, yo, what's up?
I mean, I didn't I'm not gonna say that. I
knew peanuts life story. I knew that peanuts mother died
and this guy raised him because sometimes on my feed,
Peanut would pop up and I was like, Hey, the squirrel.
Look at that guy.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
He's dressed up in a Christmas sweater. Look at this dude,
this is CAZy.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
He's eating some hot nuts around Christmas at this guy
by these chestnuts roast the fire, like, this guy's awesome.
It's funny. It's a little fat squirrel. I loved watching
that thing, like it was funny. And then they were like, peanut,
the squirrel died. I was like, that's not the squirrel
I watched. Oh, that is the squirrel I watched, and
then I was outraged. And then I was outraged, and
I think that like, there's there's times where revolution is okay.

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There's times where it's okay to fight back against your government,
and this was one of those times. And I think
the Internet did a pretty good job of being like,
fuck you, guys. You're a bunch of pieces of shit,
So fuck you. Specifically to Monica Keysler of Longview, Texas,
who is the Karen that turned in that disgusting rat
her quote, it's not mine. She was doing that because

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she was jealous that the squirrel had more followers on
social media.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Just dude, you're not just ratting across state lines. You're
ratting across the country.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Across the country. The fucking squirrel.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Dude, squirrel, you intimidated by a squirrel and then and
then you're just gonna bring fred into it too, and
then yeah, yeah, we know raccoons aren't the cleanest antles.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
But they like have you seen their hands? How cute
is that? Dude?

Speaker 4 (56:10):
It's like, how cute is that? They're the cutest little
buddies give aren't allowed to be buddies.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
I give them dog food and they're gonna get the
dog food outside on porches and they had to dip
it in the water.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
But they oh you ever seen they always dip everything
in the water. You've ever seen a video of someone
giving a raccoon cotton candy?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Yes, and then they try and put it in the
wire and it goes away, Like what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Yeah, like you feel bad about it, but it's happened
to me before, so now it's happening to Robert.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
The ra cotton can't go look up.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
I want to watch they have the most confused look
on their face. See igible, I want I want to
see if you igible?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yeah, oh, you will definitely put it. And I also
need you to put an igible meter. Does he igible? Yeah? Nah?
Just it goes off the charts to beigibles. If not, no,
just just raccoon cotton candy. You're not gonna be watching this.
I don't thing we can show it on the It's
hilarious every time. But go while you well, Robertson, go

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Google YouTube or go yeah YouTube, raccoon kind and candy.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
You got it here you go. I want to pet
raccoons so bad because they can give hugs.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Right, like, yeah, okay, they can get some money to you.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Shoulder bread didn't have that disease, Okay if the fond
best kid ones don't wild raccoons, Yeah, I'm not wild.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
They youthanize both of them, and they said they euthanized
them to test them for rabies. You can't fucking yeah,
how cannot a blood test for that? Yet? Like seems
like I would know if I had rabies. I feel
like I would go to the doctor, like, actually have rabies,
you need a rabies shot? How can they do that
with the animals?

Speaker 4 (57:33):
I feel like they have There's something about like they
have to dip your brain to see it, which like,
what is this in eighteen sixty four medicine? I have
to take apart your brain. Yeah, it's it's like the
Salem witch trials.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
You're like oh, we have to kill you to see
if you are a witch. Pretty much, I got to
kill you to see if you have ripy. Yeah, it
turns out she was in a wish. We had to
burn her.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Wait until you find out that neither one of those
animals has rabies, which I don't think they did, because
he said they said do anything right. Dude, it's not
looking great.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Your football teams are garbage.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
It's Jersey technic Jersey.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Your baseball teams are garbage.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Yeah, col back.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Your soccer teams, I'm assuming are garbage. Red Bulls were okay, Okay,
now we like winners here in America.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Same same.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Your hockey teams are stupid.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Rangers are pretty good.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
I didn't say they're bad. I said they were stupid.
I knew of that one, okay, But like New York,
get your ship together. They probably figured out they're like,
you know what, they're making money off this that we're
not taxing.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
That's kill them. I mean yeah, the in the state
Department of Environmental Conservation is what did it? And they
were just like, yeah, we received several complaints and this
could be a nuisance. He's like, it's a fucking the house.
Pat dude. It's not like it's running around and he's
letting it play with other people, but he's with harambe.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Now, man, this is unjust. It's not okay, and I
just hope something not great happens to the people that
are responsible for this.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Okay, I don't wish ill will on anyone, but I
just I if I were wishing ill will, it would
be on those people.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
I don't wish ill will on anyone, but if it was,
that would be who would be on It just shows
an incredible lack of just self awareness is the term.
But how should we be using the government right now?
In a very very high stressing What we should do
is put down pets, not just pets social media, famous

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animals that people love, that people love, Let's kill it.
No backlash will come from this. Yeah, like people's days
are made from peanut to squirrel.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Probably, Hey, what do people love animals wearing costumes? Okay,
well we found two, let's kill them. I'm sure everyone
will be chill about.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
But it isn't that going to take away everybody's joy
right around the holidays?

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Probably? Yeah, we have to do this because we're evil,
fucking like fuck that It's one of those things.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
The older you get, the more you just you're healthy.
Hatred of government just grows the older you get.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
You know, I think we got to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Death of the Year nominee nominated nominee.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Don't forget about Fred. Is it like a co award
if they win? Yeah, I mean the Peanuts they got together, Peanuts,
the Star. Well they're they were friends. Just because one
friend is bigger than the other doesn't make it okay
to kill them. Peanut, this squirrel.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Like imagine and if like someone killed you and they're like,
well Pat has to die too, I'll be like, well,
what the fuck is that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Yeah, that's not very I am Fred the raccoon fuck man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Not okay.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Next year we might have to go as Peanut and Fred.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
I'm down for that. I'm down for that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
I'll just paint a little mask on my face.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
So yeah, r P Peanut, r P Fred. Then fuck
you New York. Yeah FU the government, fucking government government.
On that note, I guess no nut November also ironically
falls the same month that they murdered the squirrel, so
I will be observing no nut November by not eating

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nuts for November.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
In solidarity with peanuts, even though I had some.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
About peanut oil these peanut o Wiluck.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Okay, Look, I'm not gonna go out of my way
to eat nuts unless like it. Yeah, unless like that,
like I'm hungry and there's that's what I have.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
I will eat no nuts unless I forget or that
is that is a problem to me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Okay, I'm not gonna go out. I will not go
searching for some sort of nut to eat for the
rest of November. But if it happens, it's just that
there's I'm not in control of that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Yeah, I mean, if somebody offers me salty peanuts, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Write, like what if I go on a plane. You
know what, if I go on a plane, I will
say no to the complimentary peanuts, big of me, but
they're so good I probably bucket it. Okay, yeah at all,
But I would I would refuse it very loudly on
the flight, and I would make sure that anybody knew
why I was taking this. Hey, I'm doing this in

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solidarity with peanut the squirrel and I bet like the
rest of the planet. But they're like, you know what
for peanut, And then they would go up to the
pilot and they would be like Rudy when they're putting
the jerseys on the coaches desk, like for Peanut.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
And you know what for Fred. I won't watch Flintstones
this month, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
I will not eat dog food out of my dog's
bowl by dipping in water first.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
And I will not watch any burglary movies because reckons Burglars.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Yeah that's fair. Yeah, Home Alone doesn't start till next months.
Yeah the no, no, no, okay, yeah, we're good, so solid.
And I won't watch the Town anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Robert, are you cool with all of these? Are you
in solidarity with us?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
No nuts unless that happens or no nuts, no Freds, No,
you're not going to burglarize anyone either, You're not. We
all all three of us solidarity packed. We will not
rob anybody by breaking and entering this month, or watch
Drop Dead Fred, or watch Drop Dead Fred where Freddy
got fingered.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
It might be a tough one, but I yeah, okay, yeah,
I'll also a boycott Limp biscuit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Unless it comes on, I'll change it, okay unless I'm
like not by where I can change it if it's
on and I'm in the area.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
I'm not gonna leave.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Yeah, of course, yeah, okay, okay, look at us doing
the absolute most. If you don't stand for something, you'll
fall for anything. Pat That's why you gotta get out
there and vote today. Get out there and vote, and
vote tomorrow and the next day after that. All right,
stay in line, don't gallut line, don't let them stop you.
Don't gall line. Stop the steal, all right, try and

(01:03:42):
stop you get out of it. Try and stop you line.
You stop them from stopping you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
You push past those barriers and you walk through the
halls and you vote however you need to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
You know what, You pull up this part of the
podcast and you say, look, nope, see what they said.
They're allowed to do this, you pole watcher, They're allowed
to do this. Play that part, and then all the
pole watch fu. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
I gotta imagine if the head of got us good
a voting station at a strip club, you could you
could the pole watcher could mean two things that would
be sick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yeah, if you were a pole watcher, but like for
like only on election that you had to do that,
and then the rest of the time you just get
to go a strip club.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
See it sounds great, but I've actually never been a
strip club guy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
It's very expensive and you know, since the dawn of
the Internet, it's free. I mean you know, yeah, yeah,
I get the appeal. I don't fault anybody for going yeah,
because I mean there's still like, you know, you get
to touch another per but like you can't even touch,
like boobs are cool.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
I'm never gonna say boobs are awesome, boobs are touch
but dude, butts. But you went on butts, dude, I'm
pro Yeah, rabbit gets it. Yeah, it'd be sick boobs
boobs dude, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Should just work at a strip club so I can
see it all, but like not have to pay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Oh that's a good one. But then you got to
work at a strip club, right, that's not there's anything
wrong with that, Like, oh, dude, you're a regular.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Here hours sick buffets though I've heard sometimes not always
any buffet style food.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
I'll eat it one time for a friend's birthday, just
strip club and it was one of the strippers birthdays
also her birthday, and I have catered a bunch of
food and no she didn't say, but they made shit.
They're like, oh my god, you had way too much food.
You guys have to eat stuff and okay, and it
was like you could order the strip club food too.
It was also very expensive, probably, and I was like,

(01:05:48):
all right, all right, so we're just eating like catered
Mexican food, lunch, stripper cake. I had one slice of cake.
It was great.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
All about that cake.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Did your friends eat they take some to go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
I'm not gonna take to go food from the strip club.
This cake has fucking glittering.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Don't go home with this. What's my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
I'm gonna say, you just got glitter in your mouth
for a month. You yawn and it looks like a
disco ball fucking lt A mouth over here, And so
they call him glitter Mouth. Glitter Mouth is a little
too friendly with the strippers. If mafia name glitter Mouth,
not like that worked at the bottom. They were a

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lot of grills. I always were diamond grills. Glitter Mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Oh hey, I.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Saw today that h the actor that played AJ is
now the same age as Tony Soprano was in the
first season.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Yeah, he's a thirty James Candle thirty five.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Thirty six, which is like my age.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
We're fucking so old. I could be to you could
be Tony soprano. Do me have ever plug up your
nose and say something?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
No, I gotta say that with a hero. I don't
know why I gave him a lisp that wasn't bad?
Wasn't badol? All right, let's move on to the not
cool startup. Because there's a lot of things in life

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that aren't cool. One of those things.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Will actually I was gonna do an ad for a
little m or did they little the ad?

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
But one of those things will be read on this
podcast because we're gonna read You're not cool, that's what
That's what we suggest you do. Hit us up on
Twitter at pass grape Pod, use the hashtag PTG not cool. Uh,
just tell us this event sash something not cool that
happened to you this week. You stubbed your toe that's
not cool. You got run over by a bus also
not cool. There's varying degrees not cool. We encourage you
to share them with us. Try and sum it up

(01:07:43):
in like three four sentences max, where we can easily
explain it to the viewers or the listeners. And hit
us up at pass graye Pod hashtag PTG not cool.
This is the not cool segment. Not cool, man, dude,
that's not cool. Not cool. All right, Our first not

(01:08:06):
cools from Samantha, and Samantha says her not cool is
getting food poisoning from eating expired tortillas.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
I was about to say, how does that mold?

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Was it? But like they definitely get mold, so you
ate mold tortillas? Yeah, penicillin, right, isn't that what mold makes?
It does?

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
But you gotta do stuff to it, like you eat
blue cheese. That's not just eating penicillin. Yeah, imagine if
like having buffalo wings, just dumping on blue cheese like cured,
you'r syphalist.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Be crazy, that'd be crazy. Not that I have syphilis
or yeah if you did, if you did, if you did,
that'd be crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Samantha, I'm sorry that sounds We're not that we were
inferring the Samantha syphilis either. Just look clear.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I don't want it to seem like we were. We're not.
Or if you do not, we don't wear Yeah, okay,
we're not in front of anyone has that. But yeah,
getting food poisoning sounds like it sucks, dude, And from.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Tortillas like tortillas.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
You're supposed to be our ally, what are you doing right?

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
I would just assume that it never would go bad
unless it had mold.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Yeah, I've see that's what it was. But I found
tortisa in the back of my fridge one time. I
was like, oh, yeah, I forgot I bought these, and
I like, I was about to take them out of
the wrapper, and like I could see the mold growing,
and I was like, dude, that's so disappointing when you
think you're gonna have tortillas and then you don't, yep,
or like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Yeah, you go get the sandwich, the bread and you
uh you pull it like the first piece and you're like,
damn it, not this one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
No, I can't have.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
That's the worst. Solid not cool, Sam, solid not cool. Uh.
Todd Voss has our next one. He's at as Underscore
seen Underscore by Underscore TV on Twitter and Todd says
it's not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
As Auto were repair of changes, good news.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
They charged me about two fifty less than estimated, and
now my truck is fixed. It's still sucks. I just
had to do this with my truck. I just got
it back yesterday and it's just like, cool, here's just
a lot of money. Thanks, Like, I gotta drive, so
here's my money. Yeah. Fuck, I don't know. You can't
really get out of it, but with a changes just

(01:10:15):
come out of nowhere, man, and then you're on the
hook form. So that does suck.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
It's a solid not cool Todd Tzp's brother.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Last one from You Guys and Gals is from Jordan
Welch at j Underscore Welsh two seven nine five, and
Jordan says he's not cool. Is trying to get health
insurance for next year and having to talk to a
bunch of robots instead. It's super annoying. So yeah, that
that is. That is annoying. It's and healthcare signing up

(01:10:44):
for healthcare, Robert, you're having to do that too, and
it's like our open enrollments right now, and it's terrifying
to just be like, but this is all money that's
coming out of mind.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Like you're like, oh, cool, company pays it, and then
you're just like, actually, no, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Just out of my paychecks.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
And then at the end of the year you're like,
I didn't go I just away so much more.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
You're like I'm gonna get like we're get the best coverage.
Don't worry the guy have my daughter and my wife
on it. I'm like, fuck, yah, we're gonna have the
best coverage. And it's like, oh, it's just like all
of your paycheck, So you want to reconsider them, Like yeah,
and so I just have like zero coverage and they
have all of the coverage.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
So I mean, in the years was eight nine years
since I came off with my parents' insurance, I've probably
saved ten thousand dollars and insurance. Probably I didn't save
any of that. So but think of the cool shit
you bought whiskey there you go, Yeah, cool, that was
my health insurance.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
I had all you need, so you need sometimes, but yeah,
doing the health insurance stuff sucks and then having a
call and like wait on hold while everybody else is
also trying to do health and health stuff or insurance
stuff too. It's like that time of the year and
then you're just talking to robots and they're like push
this for this, and this for this and this for this,
and can I just fucking talk to a guy. We'll girl,
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Two people, Yeah, teas and peas, Jordan, that's that fucking sucks.
I hope you get your health insurance buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Yeah too. Man, all right, I'll go first. I have
a couple, but they're pretty quick. My first one is
the grocery store I go too, is rearranging stuff and
I don't like it. Why do they do that? They
just did it like a year or two ago too,
And it was like Friday, I go in there and
they had the beer in a different spot. What what
are we doing? What's what's going on that call? What

(01:12:19):
are you looking for? I was like, I don't know,
where's everything going? Like we're rearranging some stuff? Like we
just fucking rearranged it. Man, stop, I know where it is.
I know where this stuff is. Now it takes longer.
I usually would be like here here, here, here. I
understand why they do it. So then I have to
see other stuff and then maybe I buy more stuff.
But now I'm intentionally not gonna buy anything else. It's
it makes me mad, and I understand that. Just adapt
and overcome. Yeah, like I get it. You know what

(01:12:41):
you do?

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
What go there one day and the stuff that you
like to buy, move it, move it back.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
It seems be a lot of work.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
It would, but it's like, you know your protests.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Somebody else is gonna go do it and put it back.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Yeah, but they're paid.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
They're paid to do that, and like, yeah, it'll be
kind of annoying for them and they'll make you're making
me do much And like, dude, bron how agoing this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Is for you. You're getting paid to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I'm not getting paid for this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Chips go here, man, they don't go six rows down?
All right? What are you thinking?

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
You're just like, I'm going to be in and out
of here in five minutes. You walk in and everything's different.
You're like, well, this just became a half hour.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Yeah it did. Shit, that's what I felt like. I
was like, oh cool, and now I need a map.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Like, we love you grocery stores. You give us everything
that we need. I be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Yeah, you're gonna get my money. Just relax. Stop doing this.
So that was one of my not cools, especially because
they just did it not that long ago, and it's like,
you can't keep rearranging shit, what is this? My other
not cool is I took my daughter to the doctor
yesterday and on our way out, my wife and I
got stuck behind the slowest human being ever in a
parking garage. And it was a hospital parking garage, so

(01:13:48):
it was very big, and it's there's congestion it and
I understand, like you're gonna be slowed down when you're
behind people in a parking garage. This guy backed out.
Let anybody that was even considering walking anywhere just go ahead,
even though like they weren't trying to cross him. Let
three cars back out of parking spots, went down, stopped.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Let everybody else go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Like we were in the parking garage behind this white
truck for ten minutes, going down six levels of the
parking garage, just like gosh, like stuck your head out
of the wind and be like, dude, I have to
shit go. I thought about that, but I was like,
we're at a hospital. It might be old people. And
then we get to the the We finally ten minutes later,

(01:14:30):
not even it was ten minutes. This guy took forever
and like you go down the little slat where you're
going down to the lower the next lower level, and
he's not like you could just let your foot off
the fucking gas and your carl kost like what are
you doing? And you have a fucking big truck and
you're stopping at every speed bump.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
You can just roll over those bad boys. You're good,
You're good to go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
You're good to go.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
And then we finally did the like split thing where
I could see him. You look over here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
The fuck is this person? Who was an old guy?
So I can't be mad about it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Yeah, probably you've seen some ship, dude, Yeah, you've seen
some shit. A fuck, a two mile an hour crash
could take you out, so I understand why it just I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Was stuck, But like it is hell that is that
is that would be literal way of torture to just
like put somebody in an endless parking garage with just
people that people that were trying to back into spots
that you had to wait for but then didn't back
in correctly, and then also people that were just going
really slow in front of you. I'd cry. That would
be my own personalel. But yeah, that was another not cool.

(01:15:29):
I know it's very specific, but it sucked. I'm sorry
that happened to Thank you, dude, Thank you? What about you?
What you got?

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
I I'm finally going to get my tire fixed tomorrow.
It was because.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Not because the tire needs to be fixed, and it's
leaking air and I have to put air back in
it every single day. But it's because as I was
getting in my car the other night to leave it,
the message popped up, uh, headlight malfunction, so like, and
you know, I hadn't left the parking lot yet. So
I get out and I look, and I was like,
they seem to be working. So I hit the little Okay,

(01:16:03):
I got it back arrow two seconds thattter headlight malfunction.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Take the deal headlight. I kept clicking it off, but
it would just come back. On the entire ride home.
I could not get rid of this fucking and it
was driving me insane. It's like eleven o'clock at night.
I don't need really that part.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Did you only have one headlight? No?

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Both of them were working?

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Is that I was going? I say, you could have
played that wallflowers?

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Oh I.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Oh, Like I wasn't sure.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
I'm like driving, I'm like I can't tell, Like when
I'm behind another bar, I see like one light, but
I'm like far enough.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
I don't know if I would see both of.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
My headlights refly, but so and that, and it was
super annoying. It hasn't come back on since, but I
did schedule to take my card. So now I'm like,
just in tiss, I like to do this thing where
in my head I say to myself that the tires
are gonna be way more expensive than they are, so
when I find out it's on his bed. But also
my car has the low profile tires on them, which

(01:16:55):
are more expensive for no reason, like getting.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Bull uproof tires like one grand. The thought of well,
when I.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Got my car, it was just it was at that
time when there was like low stock of cars everywhere
and this is just the one they had on the lot,
And I didn't know what low profile tires or anything
like that were. So I might have been able to
ask then like yeah, okay, I'll buy it, but you
have to put.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Regular tires on. I didn't know. I always ask.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
So now for the rest of my life, I have
to just buy more expensive tires. So like in my head,
I'm like, this is gonna be a four hundred dollars tire, just.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
One of them.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
It'll probably be like one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
It's like, did why are tire expensive? That's like your
rubber bro I don't know you reused, but like, I
just what rubber in the air. That's expensive. Fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
I'm also like in my head, I'm thinking that if
all of a sudden this is more expensive than I think,
then I have to be hmm, I'll just keep driving
on my tire.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
That's not good.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
I'm gonna go to discount tire or no free ads.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Then we'll cut that part or beat that out. Yeah
it sucks. Yeah, So that was that does suck? That
was shitty.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Not I'm not looking forward to that. And then also
right at the beginning of the podcast, I saw you
know when you'll just get the Apple charge will just
pop up on your phone. Yeah, I don't know what
the fuck, just charge one hundred and fifty one dollars
on my card.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Oh, you probably had like a year subscription or something.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
Like Apple TV Plus. Yep, So here's I looked it up.
As it was like, right after the first segment you
were reading an ad, I looked it up. You know
what Apple TV plus cost ninety ninety nine a year.
Why was this one fifty one?

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Because you probably did like one payment and then have like,
I don't know, it's what I said. It said the
monthly price is nine ninety nine. This is what Google
told me. It really is ninety nine ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
And when I go into my banking app, it just
says Apple, you might have like the premium one that
you accidentally got.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
I have no idea, but like I remember, not that
long ago, I tried to log in and it was like,
there is no account associated with your email.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
That seems so like, and I kind of do remember that.
I couldn't set it up one time, so I set
it up under my sisters. But also I don't fucking
use Apple TV. It's like that in Paramount. I just
keep paying for over. It's bad Monkey did Bad Monkey Rocks.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
I do want to see that show? Oh god, uh,
I don't know the name. Starts with a map shrinking shrinking.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
I see the clips of all the Time where her
husband is just a laid back, chill dude.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
He looks cool.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
I like that, yeah, And I would like to rewatch
t last. So that's good. But just getting a charge
that's what I hate. Like when Apple pops up though
it doesn't tell you what it is, it just says
Apple dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
I have so many of the like, can you just
fucking tell me, that'll be like I needed a photo,
maybe it's a fucking voice recorder app or a fucking
you wanna make a hip hop song? And then a
year later like fuck that was forty dollars but got
that subscription. I just make this one rap song again.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
I swear There's been like other times where it's like
ten eighty one, which that's probably the monthly for Apple,
so I might be paying for two Apple subscriptions.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
I've done that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
I paid for NBA League Pass on the computer and
then I paid for it through my cable one time
and did not realize until the end of the year
when I was like, oh cool, it's just and I've
seen the h you know those like they have those
apps where like we'll go through and find what all
your subscriptions don't want to give you. Here's the thing though,
I want to do that, but it's like, okay, what's

(01:20:03):
your Bank of America log in? Yeah, and these aren't
the numbers, but it's like, uh eight six Q four
R four K U four six K, and I'm like
it's something like that. But I don't also remember the past.
So I've been meaning to do this for like months,
but I haven't had a reason to go buy the bank,
to just go and be like, hey, I need you
to help me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
It works.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
I don't know my login.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
I can give you my social Security, I can give
you my debit card, all this, I don't know my
bank login information. But then I'm worried they're gonna be like, well,
we're gonna lock you out of your account because you
don't know how to get into it, and we're a
bank and we hate you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
We control all of your money. I'm just scared of
all these things happening.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
So so, like we discovered or we covered last week,
I'm a piece of shit that won't change anything or
work on myself. So I just keep letting these things happen,
and I'm just throwing away money. But also I want
I'm gonna whoever wins this presidency, I'm gonna email them
and be like, listen, guys, you need to make the
bank or you need to make Apple say what the

(01:21:02):
charge is when they charge it, and not just Apple
dot com because nobody fucking knows. Yeah, there's a million
things that Apple could be charging me for that I
probably paid for.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
I don't know. It's just under the app store Banking
Transparency Act. I think you just get on your banking
app and then look.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
I'm on my it's it says purchase eleven oh six
Apple dot com slash bill. That doesn't tell me anything.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Yeah, you get itemized. How do you get something? You
can go to your subscriptions and I'll show you after
the show.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Maybe I just hit dispute because whatever it is, I
don't use it anyway. But then how much you say
it was one four? I'm trying to think you just
pay for stores like Apple Cloud.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Your donation to Kamala. Who's your Kamala monthly donation? Are
you sure that wasn't that?

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
I don't set up recurring Okay, Okay, that's what I
just it's been baffling me for the last hour.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
I have no idea what it could be.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Robert, what you got for You're not cool?

Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
So it's that time of year where I'm like, well,
I just don't know what to do for like three
or so months because with the time change it gets
brighter earlier, and we've established we don't have curtains. Right

(01:22:25):
at my place, we don't have curtains. I keep thinking
that maybe one day we will.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
We won't.

Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
It's just not gonna happen. It's not in the cards
for us. Currents aren't in the cards for us. So
it's that time of year again where I'm like, should
I get a sleeping mask? And I don't know because
I what sunglasses. I can't sleep with sunglasses on mask
because I'm also not a back sleeper.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
If you got goggles, I'm a side sleeper.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
But at the same time, I could just put a
pillow over my head. I don't want to suffocate.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
You can sfvocate.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
I don't want to suffocate here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
That's not good and suffocation bad apparently according to Robber.
Yeah that guys, Just so you know, I want to
make a graphic.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
But also the same time, I don't want to be
a guy that relies on a sleep mast to fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
I don't like that kind of thing. Like the sunglasses.

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
I don't wear them all the time because I see
people like on cloudy days, they'll be wearing sunglasses, Like,
why you're wearing sunglasses there's no clouds, Like immediately when
they go outside is sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Don't want to be that kind of person, Like I
don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
I'm kind of that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
You are kind of that guy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
I just don't want to be relying on sunglasses where
like even a little bit of like even when it's like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
Overcast, just like her to protect your eyes, bro, but
there's no overcast, Like I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
When it's sunny, sunglasses can't be protected too much, dude.
That's why you put on two condos, right, Yep, yeah,
I always do it. Mm hmmm, sometimes three if you're yeah, yeah,
if I have enough. So that's the same time I've
done this, like every year for the past couple of years.

(01:24:02):
For I'm like, should I get a sleep mask?

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
I don't want to. I don't want to become relying
on it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
Or do I just deal with waking up at like
six o'clock in the morning when I used to wake
up seven seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
I mean, I think you get the.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
I would say, just get curtains, but again, that's not happening,
no doubt. That's I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Sometimes you're like, I'm this is what we're not doing?
Is this? And like I respect that You're just like, no,
fuck curtains, We're not getting curtains. All right. I would
get the mask, but I think you have to get
a funny mask, like it looks like it has eyes
on the other side of it, or at least let
us put Google eyes on it. I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Google eyes with masks. You know we do have some
Google eyes. Yeah, Sam does have a lot of Google
We do have Google eyes. Maybe you don't do the mask,
maybe you do like a full like headcover, a bot
of like black blah blah not but like like a bag,
we already establish suffocation as best.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
It's true we did rule suffocation out. But like a
cloth one, a cloth bag.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Just think of just think of like a much smaller pillowcase.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Get that exact same, like it's a potato sack with weird.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Smaller pillowcase, but it's black, like made out of cotton.
You still can't see through it, but it breathes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
Or just get like an Amazon sleeping mask then yeah,
or here's what you do. Get don't get curtains, but
get like a windshield blocker outer thing and then just
put it on your windows when you go to bed
so it blocks it out. And then they're not curtains
because you just take them down and.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
You'd be like, you know what we're gonna do. I'm
gonna do something nice.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
I'm gonna get us some new sheets, order black sheets,
and then you just thumbtack those over your because that way,
like I'm not getting curtains, but like I've got thumbtacks
and I've got these sheets. You purposely order the wrong
size of sheets, like too big for your bed, and
you're like, well, I don't want to be the one
thing that you don't return, Robert, and you just you
just thumbtack them. I used to have black sheets over

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my windows.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
My old house. Dude, it works so well, So you
do just buy sheets, but then I just have extra sheets,
like extra because they are covering your window. I would
say sleep mask is probably the best option in this.
Probably or pillowcase over your head.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Sleep mask.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Just every year I go through this and I decide
on nothing. That's probably what I'm gonna do again.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Yeah, just deal with it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
I just get the sleep masks, dude. They can't be
that expensive. It's not about the price. It's just about
like you want to be a sleep mask guy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
You should, you know, you should do a Robert Earmouse
real quick. Let Alex find a sleep mask online that
says like dirty slut and buy it for him and
then just bring it to him next week.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Juicy supposed to listen to that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
His eyes. I will make that. I'm sorry. That's how
Consider it done. Consider it done? Oh dude, repurpose You
still got face masks? Repurpose those bad boys. They're so
uncomfortable to years. Yeah, but just put it up over
your eyes. Do you have any long black socks. You

(01:27:24):
can just tie that around your face duct tape.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
I think I have done that with like a T
shirt or something.

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
I mean, I remember like early stages of COVID, when
you when COVID first hit and you couldn't buy masks,
and I was at work. I was literally just taking
T shirts and wrapping them around my head. When I
had to go talk to customers to get their worse
it worked also, I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
So it was that all of it for you? Yeah,
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Uh, I just did a little sleuthing.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
If you go to report a problem dot com, slash
app or dot Apple dotah blah blah blah, whatever the
fuck it is, it'll break down what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
It's the Disney Plus premium subscription that I got. But
here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
To watch accolage. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
On October twenty ninth, I was also charged my monthly
Disney Plus, so I'm definitely paying for two Disney pluses.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Don't know how I've only ever used one. I just
got the yearly charge and now for the balls or.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Because yeah that was the ninth and this is the.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Sixth.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Figured that one out. So yeah, now I gotta figure
out why I'm paying for two Disney pluses. Or maybe
a couple of people do have my logging but it
just shows as different accounts, but it wouldn't charge the
yearly and the monthly, So now I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
How much was the monthly? The cancel the wrong one too?
Yeah you are the monthly is nine thirty five.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Because it makes me wonder like if other people do
have your login, maybe which one on By the.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Way, the monthly that still comes out cheaper than the
one hundred and thirty nine ninetyn Well it's Apple Premium
Plus or the Disney Premium. Yeah that's there's no ads and.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
I do have no AD.

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
But what I'm saying, maybe like that extra nine whatever
dollars is the oh you're watching outside of the household,
do you want to add another?

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
And then somebody else is like, yes, it's so one
of the people that has it, she used to work
with me, but she moved to Nebraska. But I always
I always get the monthly. I see the monthly charge
because I'm like, oh, Disney Plus. I'm like, cool, I'm
more than happy to pay every month.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
For Star Wars, especially Accola, your favorite. Let's not go there.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
But yeah, so now that's another and I'm gonna ignore it.
In the year, We're gonna have the same conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
That's how I am, too, like, fuck, I can't be
paying for that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Okay, well, still paying for it. I don't even know
who to contact on this. You just go to your
subscriptions and you stop subscribing to it. It's through Apple.
Oh that's not through Apple, it's your bank.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
Yeah yeah, but it showed up Apple charge like the
cause I'll see the Disney charger will be like boop
Apple and this one it said Apple And that's why
I had to go into it and find that it
was Disney Plus. Yeah. I don't know, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
You know what I think.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
I think I need to cancel my debit card, get
a new or I just need to go one and
be like I have too many monthly feests that I
don't know what they are. I need a new card number,
so I got out of it, Jim.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
But no, you're you're one hundred percent right is I'm
going to I'm going to figure it out and I'll
cancel the wrong one and then I won't know how
to log into the one that I'm paying for. Yeah,
it'll be it's always going to be the wrong one.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
It's it's like they always say, gift cards are like
the biggest scam ever because whatever percentage of them don't
ever get paid all the way off.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
It's like that in monthly subscriptions.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Now that's the descriptions.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
I don't have the energy to do the work to
figure out what the subscription is for. Yeah, and they
know that I got you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
And I hate going anywhere to talk to people in person,
So I won't go to my bank to figure out
my login so that I can use this free software
that will help me clear this up, because as I
it would require talking to one person.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Yeah, it sucks, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
It's amazing that I don't have a lot of money
safe there right, Like you're just throwing it away every month.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Jesus, I'm a fucking idiot. That was the not cool segment. Gang,
that was a not cool segment. Let's uh, let's move
on to our final segment of the show, the answer segment,
where you know we do the pre come segment. We
get to ask whatever questions we want. We give our
business it is. Maybe we do a little little.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Role play like we did today, but we are.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
We give you guys the floor and the answer sement.
You hit us up on Twitter, rat pass Grey Potty's
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You want to ask us for legal advice, we can
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Any questions. All right, let's start off with our first show,
and we got Raymundo bi Navidez at K Mundo be
on Twitter and Raymundo says, what is the one conspiracy
theory you really want to know the truth about most?

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
I mean there's the classics like ak Dallas in nine
to eleven and I probably would go JFK, but.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
Dallas did it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
I mean I really want to know, like the Hollywood
pedophilia rings. I want to know, like who's involved with
that ship? Yeah, because like I think you get a
two for one there. I think you get Diddy and Epstein.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
We already kind of knew they were, but like I want.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
To know the names of who was who went to
the island and was just there versus who went to
the island and was doing shit at the island?

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
You know, is dB Cooper a conspiracy theory? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
Find out who dB Cooper was.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
That's a good one because I feel like, like obviously
he jumped from the plane, Diddy parriship, I'd like to
find like what happened because like, give me the results,
like how did like what happened with dB Cooper? Is
that a conspiracy theory?

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Like I want to know the definitive or is it anold.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Oh no, I mean I was talked about the show
many times, right, I want to know if Hitler made
it out of that bunk.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
I firmly believe he did.

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
I want to know if he made it down to
South America, whether he took the route through Spain, or
whether he went up in Norway and then from there
took a plane out into the middle of the ocean
where he hopped on a U boat and that took
him down to South America. Like I want to know
I got to know Hitler because that wasn't his skull
that the Russians had.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
We know it was a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
It's most likely as girl.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Is if D W. Cooper is not. If D. B.
Cooper counts as a conspiracy theory, I would go that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
But then you're just finding out, Oh it was this random.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Guy, which is how it happened. That's what I want
to Well, we know exactly how he died, you mean, helly,
how he escaped and he jumped in had a parachute.
I think did he do you get the money. I
want to know, Like, let's follow up on DV.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
So, Yeah, there is a lot of ya TV Cooper's
a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
But if not, if that's not a conspiracy theory, I
would the Denver airport with the fox under it, The
fox under the Denver Airport.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Bro, it's just a ditty party that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
That mustang at the airport has got red eyes. It's
scary as fuck. It's like, is this the portal to Hell?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
It's too much shit under there. It's gotta be something.
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
What about you? What's your conspiracy you can you can
get the answer to one conspiracy theory?

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Maybe Area fifty one?

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
What's in it? Yeah? How many aliens that you get
the stats on Area fifty one? Many extraterrestrials? That'd be cool.
That'd be a good one. Dude. If we got the
answer to all three of those, would be fucking the
best podcast ever.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
I mean we'd be taken out quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Yeah, so fast, fucking so fast.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
New York Department of Environmental Studies is gonna fucking come
kill us too.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
Brabies, unless Kamala Wynn the election, which I haven't seen yet,
so I don't know. Because if she won, then they'll
be focused.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
It'll be the Georgia Administration of Educational Studies would kill us.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
But the other way we're getting killed.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
So those are good good. I think we all had
good answers on there. We all had good answers on there.
But great, great question, Mundo.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
I like how I switched off of figuring out who's
pedophiles and getting rid of them too.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
It was like, I want to know what happened to Hitler.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
I'm a dude in my thirties. I love history.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
Tell me all of the things, all right. Our next
question is from Alex Sabin. Alex Sabine says, are there
dinosaur ghosts? Yes, they're definitely dinosaur ghosts. Gasoline, No, there's
ghosts that like like spooky dinosaur ghosts. Probably. I just

(01:38:22):
think that, like we only see human ghosts, so dinosaurs
see dinosaur ghosts. We only see human ghosts cause like
human ghosts have no business tucking around with other people,
with other like beings, other animals and stuff like that,
like they're like, oh, these are my people. Dinosaur ghosts
are like what's up? Other dinosaurs can ghosts hurt other ghosts,
because if so, then you have to imagine the regular

(01:38:43):
ghosts are just being chased by all the dinosaur ghosts
constantly ghosts on ghost crimes. Seems like it could happen.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
Like I remember in Casper his like uncles or whatever
you used to smack him around.

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
They did so, yes, according to that documentary Casper the
Friendly Ghost. Imagine.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
So that's why we don't see ghosts because the dinosaur
ghosts they're running from them, they're being chased by t rexes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
And dinosaur ghosts can only see other dinosaurs or be
seen by other dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
Yeah, and all the dinosaurs are gone, so we obviously
want to see those. So there are dinosaur ghosts, we
just don't see them.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
That's fucking terrifying. That is ghost raptor very scary. Oh,
don't even dude, don't don't spooky girl. I'm proud of
that was not bad, not bad, all right. Next question

(01:39:40):
is from Alex oh at Alex mc thunder one on Twitter.
Alex says, power rank these coins. He gives his penny, nickel, dime,
quarter and bitcoin. I'll go first, your quarter you yeah,
coin tot like coin tosses quarters always right quarters the

(01:40:03):
game play quarter Yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
High school so pros they have like special right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
But like I'm thinking, like that's the best coin toss coin. Yeah,
of all the coins that we were given. So you
go quarter one. Number two, penny.

Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
You gotta stop tapping your mic Oh I was like
popping my knuckle on the microphone in my bed, not
wearing headphones.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Yeah, I know you're good.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Number too, Gonna go penny because like sometimes they're lucky, like,
oh I want I want luck on my side. And
then also like pennies are kind of cool because they
different color. Yeah, hey everything, it's like, oh your silver change. Oh,
check out this penny. It's different. So I would go
penny too. Number three, I'm gonna go nickel. It may
be worth five cents less than a dime, but it

(01:40:46):
looks like it should be worth more. And it's like
it's thick. I like that you can just set a
nickel on the side of it and it just stands there.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
It's got the monticello on the back of it. That's
cool too.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
And then I'm gonna go die. I'm it's kind of
like it's a little small, Like, who the fuck's on
the dime?

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
Damn? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Like like would you do?

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
Would you do? Dude? Probably President Dwight Eisenhower, Damn's on
the nickel, Thomas Jefferson TJ TJ FDRs on a dime
fdr Okay, so he did do some stuff, got a
new deal, all right. Why would you thinking for a
new deal you'd get him a bigger coin. But yeah,

(01:41:34):
dime is four, Bitcoin is five. I'm not saying that
I don't believe in bitcoin whatever, I don't. It confuses me.
And also if I can't touch it, I don't. It's
it's not in my power ranking. Yeah, okay, so it's five.
So I go quarter penny nickel, dime Bitcoin, I am going.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
Quarter one, right, Like we said all the reasons drinking games.
Bloody Knuckles? Did blood Knuckles in junior high? Such a
fun game?

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
Yeah? It was really stupid game.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
Yeah, super past the time and we didn't have cell phones. Ye,
So there you go, quarter two nickel, next biggest one. Yeah,
you don't have a quarter to play quarters with.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
You can use and nikels. Thick, dude, man, it's thick.
It's thick.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
You can roll it on its side, like you said,
it doesn't fall over. It's sucking awesome. Three penny best tasting.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
One, is it?

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
It's not Tenny's taste like taste cut right, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
I mean I said that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Yeah, it's so.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
I've tasted my blood. I've definitely tasted pennies before too.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
I was a little kid. It's fine. People do it.
It weird and you know, go on a stable on there,
you know. Yeah, it's a good guy, lived in a
log cabin, never told a lie. No.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
Uh, four dime dimes suck. Like if I drop a dime,
I'm not even picking up because then you're gonna look
like an idiot. You're you're trying to get it, but
it's so small you can't like pinch it with your fingers.
I don't have fingernails. I'm strung.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Diamond Nicol should absolutely have been switched at like what
they are worth, Like, dude, this is smaller. Why is that?

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Because then he's like, yeah, it's dumb, it's dumb. Yeah,
it's dumb. Uh and five bitcoin. I don't understand you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
I don't understand not saying it's wrong. I just don't
understand it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
Also, like I remember probably heard that story where the
dude had like he had bought bitcoin early on. Eventually
it was worth like three hundred million dollars, but he
couldn't remember his password and he only had like five
tries to get it out. So like the dude has
a fortune that he can't access. Yeah, fuck that, or
like a hacker, oops, can just take my shit. Yeah,

(01:43:37):
it seems like at.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
Least in a bank, there's like backup. So the bitcoin,
that's the Internet. They're like, I don't know, dog lawless
seems bad and you can just create it. You might
form it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
I don't understand anything about your bitcoin.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
It's stupid. I don't like it. Yeah, it confuses me.
I like that solid rankings, Robert, the floor is yours
quarter number one? Okay, unanimous, well done everybody. You know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
I gotta say I do like dimes. Yeah, you want
to die top of mine, cute face with a big eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
I know we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:44:17):
I thought about that because dimes are great, but like
you know what, it's a lot of work for a dime,
you know, yep, yep.

Speaker 6 (01:44:24):
So I'm going dime number two, number three. I'm gonna
go nickel four penny and bitcoin five.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
Okay, it's not even a coin. It's it's it's name.
It's got it in Yeah, you're not even the coolest
one dose coin. That's a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
It was a dog. It was a cute dog. R
P to that dog too. You you're a bit yeah,
use a bit of a coin. I and it makes sense.
It's a bit of at.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
First when they were worth like, but now.

Speaker 6 (01:44:55):
A lot.

Speaker 3 (01:44:56):
Yeah, that's solid. That was a good power ranking, Alex,
so good power ranking, buddy. Next up, we got josh
Tree Coddle at Joshua Tree seven one to three. He says,
if you could have any cartoon dog, which one are
you taking home? He sent us a picture. It's on it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
It's got Scooby Doo, Clifford, the Big Red Dog, Brian
from Family Guy, Courage, the Cowardly Dog, Snoopy. Pluto comment
was that the Jefferson's dog, Jenson's dog, Yeah, Jetson's yeah,
what jefferson Jetson's yeah, Droopy Yeah, Goofy And then Lady

(01:45:42):
in the Tramp, I don't I don't want to own Goofy.
He's sentient, you talk and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
That'd be cool to hang out with goofy hang out with.

Speaker 4 (01:45:50):
Him, but like, also he trips and break stuff all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
Yeah, and all I have.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
If he broke my xbox, I'd be forced to murder
a cartoon. And as we learn from Hufrain, Roger Rabbit,
very difficult chemical Scooby, Dude, you go Scooby whoa. He
can talk, which is a massive plus. He's not a
dick like Brian from Family Guy.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
And he's a great Dane.

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
They're huge, you can wrestle and love those buddies. And
he seems to be immortal, so my great Dane doesn't
have to.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Die after eight that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
I like that. Okay, that's a good one. I was.
I'm gonna go Snoopy. Snoopy is the way to go. Like,
Snoopy's a vibes guy. He's always like playing the piano
for the Peanuts. He's like, what's up, guys, check this out?
Snoopy gets it, dude, like Charlie Brown's just fucking shitting
all over whatever, like holiday it is.

Speaker 4 (01:46:39):
Oh this sucks, I'm lonely.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
I'm oking nobody knowing Snoopyes, like, oh look at me
on top of this house. I don't give a fuck
that it's snowing, like Snoopy fucking parties. And I like
Snoopy because he's just like, Look, Charlie Brown's kind of
like winy little bitch. Lucy's kind of a bitch too.
A lot of the people in Peanuts can be kind
of winey little babies. Snoopy vibes guy, he keeps them going.
He keeps keeps the vibes. And I like that about Snoopy.

(01:47:01):
And also I saw the clip of when Charlie Brown
made Snoopy for the first time. Snoopy's a little dog.
Oh that's so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
Are you worried at all though?

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
That Snoopy is used to and like sleeping outside and
won't want to sleep with you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
I want my dog to cuddle me.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
But also it'd be really cool to see your dog
sleeping on top of the doghouse. That's really funny.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
Also, I'm pretty sure Scooby Doo knows how to make
a massive sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
That wasn't just yeah, So like Snoopy, like Brian Griffin,
seems like the right answer, but he has like a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
He's also a piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
And he's take an alcoholic. He's like a sex addage.
He was drunk out and random shit. He gets done
all kinds of problem.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
He would constantly be trying to have sex with Emma.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
Yeah. See, like I'm not not a good friend not
doing that. So I'm gonna go Snoopy, snoopi'es Snoopy's a.

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
G Pluto close second for me. I think.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
I think Snoopy and Pluto are two A and two
bids for me because Pluto is a good boy.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
He's a good boy. Would you go with none?

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
No, Pat said, I'm gonna go with Scooby.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
He can talk, dude, the dog being able to talk
is so huge and help yourself murder missus like, yeah,
never again. Will you find poop on your carpet? He'll
be dude, I have to poop pick. I'll let you
outside right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:15):
Right. Sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:48:16):
Most dogs like big dogs. They are a little scaredy
cats anyway. Yeah, they'll bark and talk a big game.
But Scooby steps up when he has to. Yeah, he's
a good boy. It's a good question, Josh, great question.
Let's wrap this up.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
One last question from Mikey Paul add It's just Mikey
p on Twitter and Mikey says, swings the great mood swing.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
M h you can't be sad on a swing?

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
How are you swinging sad? Right? Just a swing? Like
even if you're like really bummed out and you're still
bummed out, you're like less bummed out when it's like pizza,
like you can you're a little bit happier that you're
eating pizza, no matter what kind of pizza is.

Speaker 5 (01:48:53):
We do have one example, Pablo Escobar on THO swings.
He looks super sad, but he.

Speaker 3 (01:48:59):
Was probably happier than he was the moment before he
was swinging. He wasn't swing, he was sitting on the swing.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
Yeah, but like you can't just sit nobody sits You're
gonna start swinging.

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
A little bit, right, And then he felt a little
bit better. So like he wasn't feeling great, but I
guarantee you Pablo Escobar felt better sitting on the swing
than he did stand in the empty pool and sitting
at the table by himself. It's a positive moods like
the swing was the happiest he was in that that meme,
mm hmm. If you don't know what we're talking about,

(01:49:27):
somebody somebody just post. I don't know, I'll just google
problem post the problem escobar meme. Just show the picture
real fast. Uh. Yeah. Swings are a great mood swing
because like it was still like you still have like
a shitty day, but like it's better because you wrote
a swing. Right. Yeah, Like you ever go to the
river ropes the rope swing swing every time? Every time

(01:49:50):
you're just like, hell, yeah, it's a swing. I don't know,
I don't care, I'm doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
Bro best swing.

Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
Tire swing. Tyre sing was good.

Speaker 4 (01:49:57):
Tire swing is elite. Remember like when your kids your
frame just spin in it until you.

Speaker 3 (01:50:01):
Like throw up. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
Usually at the at my church growing up, there was
a tire swing yep. And eventually I would just wait
what I thought was long enough and ask my mom
if I could go leave and not finish the sermon
and just go play, and I would lay in it
and just spin myself yep. Now thinking about that, I'm
dizzy and I kind of want to throw that a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
Remember the horse tire swrings, they like cut the tire
in the middle, the kind of atople horse. Ah, Yes,
your grandma had one of those shot tire swings. But Yeah,
swings are definitely great mood swings for sure. Great question, Mikey,
Great great questions by everybody. Shout out the everybody at
past great pod hashtag ptg answers. That's how you reach

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Speaker 6 (01:50:54):
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Speaker 4 (01:50:58):
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cool handle. Sam's Plants and Pants is where you can
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Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
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Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
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So yeah, to go out to that uston clothing swap. Guys,
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Speaker 4 (01:51:46):
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Speaker 3 (01:52:44):
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not even nowhere near. Yeah, you guys, have a great
rest of your week. If you if you already know
who won the election. Please don't spoil it for me.
But just like love everybody, all right, let's not get weird.
Let's be cool. Let's be cool with everybody, no matter
what the outcome was. And just past the gravy, just

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come here, we're all united. Past the gravy wall. Be okay.
As long as we're listening to past gravy, just keep
keep telling yourself that. Guys, you'll have a great rest
of your week. Be good to those around you until
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