Pass The Gravy #632: Funny Story

The guys talk about gyms, the start of the NFL season, and learn about the Space Force. They also power rank NFL analysts. 


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
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Speaker 4 (00:34):
I was muted there.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Whoops, everybody, It's past the Gravy, episode six thirty two
and we are all unmuted. Now everything is good to go.
The boys are still remote one. Last week, well, this
is a sickness skill around the Barbosa household. I don't
know what's going on, but it's Alex with my good
buddy Robert Barbosa jokes and joining us today a very

(00:59):
very very very special guests. You may remember him from
guest co host last week's Iterally Pat Dea, and welcome
back to the pod.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Pat, first time ever podcasting from here the new Yeah.
I don't know if this will be my regular recording
from home spot. I still haven't unpacked like sixty percent
of my shit, which is only like five boxes by
the way, I'm just very lazy.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
But don't you have most of your stuff? Still at
the old place.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
No, I just like I have it's like one chair
and some memorabilia. And by the way, also like six
hundred code hangers. If you guys need any code hangers.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Code hangers, you always need more than you think. And
then you buy a bun inchest and you just like
with the I don't know, do you keep like the
wire ones? I keep all?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I have so many, dude, I've got all. Like I
donated four or five large like black lawn trash bags
full of clothes. I still if I hung up every
last shirt or anything that could use a coat hanger,
I'd still have extra coat hangers left over still, and
I have a lot of shit still that I don't wear. Yeah,

(02:10):
it's just crazy. I don't know where they all came from.
I never used to have this many. And then I
opened the clause I hadn't been into forever five hundred
coat hangars in there.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, women, I don't have that many coats.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I really don't.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I have like good coat hangars, and then I have
like in case I need to hang something, coat hangers.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I've got too many of both. Yeah, you may just
want to toss a couple of them. Probably should do that, But.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Like another clause that you can store a bunch in
just in case, because that's always my thing like that,
that'd be the worst if I ran out of clothes hangers.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well, right now, half of them are just kind of
strewn across the trunk of my car. Uh So I
don't really see myself bringing them in anytime soon, okay,
which means I'm also probably not going to get rid
of them any times soon because out of sight, out
of mind, I only open the trunk when I need it.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Good point.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
So we'll revisit hit this in six months and see
if all of them are still in there. I bet
they We.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Guess they will be. Yeah. Minus, unless you like happened
to need to hang something in your car, then boy,
are you in luck.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I'm fucking set sometimes in the trunk, sometimes in the.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Backseat on top of the hangers.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
But but that's the thing. When I'm going in with
the groceries, my hands are full of grocery bags, i
don't have room to grab the hangers, and I'm not
going back. Once I'm inside, i gotta unload all these groceries,
put them in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's a good point, Yeah, I guess so, Robert, your
MIC's a little low. If if if you thought about that,
maybe hanging up the groceries and then putting on the way.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I don't want like. Part of the reason I moved
is I wanted to cut my electricity bill. And if
I'm gonna be hanging groceries, I gotta keep it real
frosty in here, and that's just gonna skyrocket it back
up again.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You can start salting everything.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
But I have two racks of ribs in my fridge, just.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like hang them out and the open air, salt them out.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Not a bad idea I could. I could be the
salt guy. Your neighbor should love that salted meat guy.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Meats.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
He just pegs us with fucking jerky that he made it.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I thought that he was like hanging wind chimes. No,
it's just ribs outside.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Have you been to his place? Smells amazing, It smells incredible.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
After a little bit, though, it starts to stink.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, it's no. I would yeah, no, meat would go better.
If I had the unlimited jerky, I would still run
out of jerky. I love jerky.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Jerky rocks jerk he does rock pre Come segment fellas.
I talked to a person this week, Thick Greg at work,
and I feel like I had a new pet pee
that I adopted this week. This man or woman in

(05:07):
uh probably it was probably a seven minute conversation. I
was in and out of with him three to four
times said funny story. That's actually a funny story, and
then proceeded to now not tell a funny story. And
I judged the fuck out of them, and now like,
I will never forget that that person lied to me
and is not funny. I'm sure they're a very nice

(05:29):
man or woman, but you can't tell me like, well,
that's actually a funny story and then just tell me
a regular story, like Pat, how did you and Alex sweet? Well,
that's actually a funny story. Went to high school together?
Oh that's it? Like, that's not that, that's not a
funny story.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
You got to hit him back with it when next time,
like you walk by and he's like, hey, how you doing.
You just go funny story? Do it okay? Actually a
fine story? Things are fine. Funny story. I'm actually just
going to the bathroom right now, so I'll talk to
you later.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
And I'm not saying you gotta like make me laugh
all the time, But like, will you preface the story
of saying funny story? I'm like, all right, what we
got like, I'm excited, and then for you to not
deliver it all then I'm like, first off, you lied
to me, and now I'm going to always remember you
as the funny story guy.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
That's not funny. Yeah, I mean you have. If you're
gonna use prefaces to your sentences, you got to be
correct with them. You can't have someone walking back like, oh,
how's your grandfather doing? Unfortunately, you know it seems like
he's gonna come home on Thursday. Pick that unfortunately did
not fit with the rest of your sentence. If the
funny story does not get either, you're just talking nonsense.
Sounds like you want your grandfather to die.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, I don't know it. Just again, person was nice.
It just really threw me off, and for some reason
got I got in my head about it. I was like,
you fucking not once, not twice, at least three times,
and I think four times dropped the funny story and
then knitt and dumb me a funny story.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Not once.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
You lose your privileges to say funny story, you should
at that point.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I can't police that and anyway nor will I. But
like I when I see that person again, if I
ever do, I will be like, that person does not
have funny stories.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I mean, technically you could just be that wasn't a
funny story. But then I feel like that just opens
you up to other harassing me at work. They're being
really rude, outwardly rude to me telling you that wasn't
a funny story. Don't say that.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't want to be a dick.
And it was like the first time meeting this person,
so I was like, that guy's like Alex's nasshole.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
You could just be like, listen here, buddy, I'm the
on air talent. I'll tell you what the funny story is.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I know the stories, and that ain't it. That ain't funny,
bud Bob.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
If I took that funny story to air, I'd get fired.
You know what they do, they run out of this town.
That does sound like hell, though, I'm sorry that happened
to you. It wasn't really that bad, like it's not
not cool. It was just saying.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I have I have And the next time somebody says
funny story.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Be like all right, because you do kind of like,
all right, where are we.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Going with this? And then I was just let down.
You just let me in to nowhere. You ended Lord
of the Rings first one where you just walked me
to a cliff and it's like by see you later credits.
But what you said funny story, I was here. I
was here for it.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
The kind of person that would be a funny story.
I actually had family in New York during nine to eleven. Like,
that's not You're using it wrong, dude.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
They were all okay, so you know why everyone else
was terrified.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
They weren't. That story's not funny. It made my butthole
fucking pucker because I thought you were about to tell
me your family died. That's the opposite of my story.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
But yeah, maybe maybe think about prefacing your stories before
you do it. And now, everybody in the comments on
the YouTube, just go tell me funny story and then
just tell me a not funny story if you wanted
to spam my YouTube comments.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I know I'm selling myself up for this, but that's fine.
Another story.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
I listened to Alex on the Buzz every day. Oh
it's just not funny story.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
It's not funny.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
It's a cool story. Though.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Last thing I had was I watched a thing on Netflix.
It's an hour and a half documentary. But when you
watch in a document it's an hour and a half.
You can talk so much shit about watching a documentary
even though it was like a half documentary, because most
of them are hours long. It's called an number and
it's about a mom. Then caffish is your own daughter.
Spoiler alert. But I fucking hate this lady and I'd

(09:50):
like somebody else to watch this documentary and then bitch
about this woman with me. So if anyone is feeling
frisky and wants to watch aknown Number on Netflix, let
me know and I will gripe with you.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I mean, you should at least I haven't seen it.
I know what the story's about, though, but just to
give people a taste of what it's about. That's actually
a funny story, pat funny story. This girl was getting
horrendously bullied online in high school. Turns out it was
her mother was her mom, and the mom on the
story signed a waiver to go on.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's actually a funny story. The mom signed a waiver
to go on a documentary about her cyberbullying or kid
and then they do the reveal spoiler and she's like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
It was me, and like that's the crazy thing about
it is like you hear that and you're like, all right, well,
maybe they made a whole document it's nuanced. You know,
they always call everything cyberboy. Maybe it wasn't that bad. No,
she was saying horrendo, yeah, or to her daughter, and
she's one of the worst terms of all time.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I'm not saying it's okay to ever bully somebody on
their physical appearance. Okay, this is an anti bullying podcast,
except sometimes sometimes some times bullying does work, but those
are only special occasions. Not okay to bulive somebody because
of their appearance, But when they do just like horrendous things,
and like their appearance is this lady's appearance, then it's like, okay, yeah, good,

(11:12):
this is an easy target. I'm not a good person
for doing that. I'm not saying I am. I'm not
claiming to be, but it's just like, lady, you shouldn't
have set yourself up for this. It's not gonna go great.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Also, of like if I had to make a list
of all the people it would be the worst to
cyber bully about their appearance. I would say teenage girl
probably number one on that list of not people not
to do it too. Yep out there also, your kid
probably would be Yeah, the top, top, top of the list.

(11:46):
Imagine if like el was going to junior high and
every day she looked at her phone that morning and
there was a text from you just going you're a
fucking nerd, I would not do that. Yeah, that would
be the way. It's the most funny story. I think
I might you laugh if I watch this documentary, you
kind of like, because I, like I said, I've heard

(12:09):
the story before they made the doc Some of the
things she says are so outlandish and horrible. I think
it would cause me to laugh because I'd be like,
how do you even think of that? I was a
dick in junior high. Yeah, I don't think I could
have come up with half the ship. This woman said
it was pretty wild.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
But if you got an hour and a half to
burn anybody, I uh, you want to just get mad.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Do it? Do it. I'm not gonna have a lot
of hours and a half to burn for the next
but you.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Know what, I'm saying, like, this is the final countdown,
so if you want to kill an hour and a
half right now.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Before oh yeah, maybe tonight, yeah yeah, one day.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well, you guys got for your pre Cup segment.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I just I got Robert your thoughts on this Framber
story going on with the Astros. Yesterday, his catcher tried
to call him off and step off the mat last second.
He throws the pitch anyway, gives up the Grand Slam. Yesterday,
next pitch looks pretty intentional. His catcher called for a curveball.

(13:09):
He threw a fastball just to hit his own catcher.
What the fuck is his problem? Yeah, I don't know,
Like it's such a bad look for licking him for
the team for the longest time we've all known Fromber was,
to put it nicely, cranky. Yeah, he's very emotional. He
gets in his own head quickly but quickly. Things are

(13:31):
just starting to pile up in snowball. I mean, do
you think he's on the team next year at this pace?
Like unless we win the World Series and needs to
keep part of it. It's just every story that comes
out about him, there's a little problem with this. There's
a problem with that I think he's just a fucking asshole,
is what it seems like. I don't know. I feel
like he doesn't get as much as the benefit of.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Doubt as like like a hunch of Brown would if
Hunter Brown did it, people would belie Eve Hunter Brown, right,
But no one's giving Romber the benef of the doubt.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Well, because it's one of those things where there's been
fourteen little things over the years and now there's every
you know, of course one's a story like this breaks.
There's always sources inside the organization that everybody has. But
apparently a lot of people are coming out and saying like, no,
he's this has been coming for a while, like he's
been having problems for a long fucking time. And it's

(14:24):
like I can't even imagine, Like imagine if you played
for the Yankees and he did this, Alex, It'd be
the biggest story in sports right now. So it wouldn't
effect No, I'm not just saying how I feel, but
I'm just if it was on the Yankees, it would
be the biggest sports story in sports that a catcher
or pitcher intentionally caught it hit his catcher with a fastball.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
It was a pretty big story today.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I saw yeah, like kinda, I mean like it's going around.
If you follow baseball guys, it's there. I mean this would.
I don't know. It's just it's super frustrating to see
because I still do love Fromber. I always tend to
like athletes that are fucking asshole. I mean I love
Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, but it's just it's it's so frustrating
to watching me, like this team is injured. You should

(15:06):
be doing everything to help the team, and you're just
acting like a petty little bitch because once again, for
like the six start in a row, you didn't perform well.
You can say, like, yeah, that he gave up the
three hits before that, he was getting knocked around a
little bit, and you can you can almost see it going.
The most terrifying thing for the ass shows for me
is Fromber pitching on the mount and there's two men

(15:28):
on base, doesn't matter how many els. Once that second
guy gets on base, you just think, oh no, he's
about to melt down. It sucks.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
It scared your red socks. They're doing well too, Anthony Roman,
he's crashing it.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh shit, Hey fuck you buddy. For people that don't know.
He just sweat. He's out two to three weeks or
three to four weeks, something like that.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Fuck you, hey, he'll be back in fust. Season over.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
At least you guys have Aaron Judge. Who's gonna win
the MVPC. You'll have Oh wait, no, he's not. He's
gonna lose to a fucking catcher. You can't.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You don't care about that. I don't care about baseball anymore.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I hate this. This isn't fair.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Okay, dude, it's not even baseball season. It's football season,
man like.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Like mad time about baseball. You're just mad because you
drafted a guy in the first round and he's a
fucking backup. No, No, I didn't that. No, had a
little bit of pain behind it.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
About football or not, because I drive Abdua Carter, not
a backup Jackson Tart, Jackson Dart, you mean quarterback in
the future that we're gonna sit and let him, you know,
get his legs under him before he dominates the league.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Patrick Mahomes also did that too. Maybe you should look
him up. He turned out okay, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah, he went from not caring the real defensive real.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Fan about football I care about. I'm backhand on my giants.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
I mean, it's football season. Baseball season's over.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Now, right, Yank's I'm numb to that, dude. I told
you wouldn't be doing it. Ends, Why get upset about
it anymore? I get upset about It's like it's just
gonna happen. They were up seven to one. I was like,
probably sucking up.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
There was like two brothers into the first inning and
he already started yelling at the umpire. I was like,
oh my god, is Boone gonna get tossed in the first.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I think he doesn't want to work anymore.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Also, I think it's better for the team if he's
not coaching, So him getting tossed is actually a good
thing for you.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Did you see that tonight on Wednesday? As we're recording this,
Jason Alexander is pitching against the Yankees after working for him. Basically,
that's doing.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
They They really should have like made some sort of
bobblehead with him as Costanza, like doing some sort of
like the I saw the Yankees did one a couple
of weeks ago, so good way stands us sleeping. Yeah,
they should have just remade that with Jason Alexander.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Just put him on the plane with the Texas guys,
you sons of bitches.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, make a bottle of bottle ahead of him with
a tiny little penis and it just says I was
in a pool that was good. Might not be appropriate,
but all right, Uh it's shrinkage.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Shrinkage Robert, would you bring in for the pre come
segment side frambur.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Oh, I guess yeah, I have a serious question.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Sam's kind of coughing it tech. I'm sure we can
hear in the background. I saw nice, am, but tell better,
sham am. I white passing? Is this because it's risky.
I have no idea who that is. You could I

(18:51):
could see why people would say yes, but like I
would never see you and be like, oh look, white guy.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I don't see color when I meet people anyway, So
I would never do that in the first place. If
you told me you were white, I would not question
it because it would be awkward to question it.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I honestly never would have thought you guys would have
said yes because because sorry, you're good dude. This is
why we're doing it remote because Robert and Damn have
been sick. So that's why we're just you know, sid caution. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
So I'm going on a trip later this month and
it's seed like inn Park they're doing like and I've
seen like world tour videos that doing like recapsure the tour,
and I'm going to Vancouver, which I think is mostly
like white passing people. Maybe it's like some Asians. And
I'm thinking, I'm gonna make it my mission to be

(19:51):
in one of these videos. And I think I'd be
more likely to be if I wasn't white passing.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Okay, in Vancouver, you're basically gonna like a black guy. Yeah,
you're in Canada.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Yeah, so that's kind of like my like my like,
I can't be white passive because I feel like they
would want diversity.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I think you can be white passing, but you if
you don't try and pass as white, which I don't
think you ever do. Like I think you could be like, yeah, no,
I'm Hispanic and like people like, no one's gonna question
that I as a white guy.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
If somebody tells you the race.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I'm not questioning it. I'm usually just like I on
my place, not hey, I trust you. But that's that's
the way I've always looked at it, like hey, I'm
not having a problem with anybody. I shouldn't anyway. So
if you were like I'm white, I'm like, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
It'd be a lot funnier if you did question everybody's
race when they told you you sure not Puerto Rican,
you look more Spanish to me, or like the One
of my favorite ones that made me think of was
in uh when Cohn first moved to Arlin in King

(21:06):
of the Hill. They're like, just CON's Japanese and hangs.
Dad's like nope, he's Layousian, Like, oh, he knows his races,
doesn't like any of them, but he can tell him apart.
I remember Chris that used to do the podcast would
always talk about he would be like people would think
he was Hispanic, and he was like, no, I'm black.

(21:27):
My mom is white.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
But like I was like, yeah, I guess i'd never
really I never really thought about it. But he was like, yes,
if people sometimes people like talk to me in Spanish
and I don't fucking know Spanish, man, black people can
know Spanish.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Have you ever seen baseball Like that's a majority of
Spanish speakers, right.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Lad Mayr Guerrero, Yeahmer Guerrero Junior.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
As, not any anybody from the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
See that's the thing though, Robert, Like, you could be
white passing here in Texas where the sun is out
and it's very hot and everybody's got a tan. Like
I don't stand if I went to Vancouver, I wanted
to stand out as like, oh, look at how white
that guy is. It's just every so like you could
just cover up and then oh, this guy lives here.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, he looks like he lives in the north.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
There's no sun and it's hot, I mean, and it's
freezing cold all the time. I think you'll be fine
in Vancouver. It's not something you have to worry about.
I mean, I was, I was word so I'm glad
you dude. I think you get there.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
You should try and see how like how like ethnic
you can get away with saying you are, Like start
being like I'm Hispanic and then be like, you know,
I'm What's I can't think.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
I can't think of the uh. I don't want to
be offensive.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Hold up a sign that says like Viva Lincoln it
I'm Inuit. That's big in Canada, I believe, not necessarily
into it. You'd probably be better off going with first Nation.
I think, yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Don't call them schmesh comos. We don't call them that anymore.
I learned that because the CFL. Thank you CFL for
changing things. The Edmonton whatever they are now, they're not
the Edmonton Eskimos. It's their Washington commanders.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I saw it the other day. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, I don't have to gamble on CFL anymore because
real football starts tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
So like problems solved. I don't think I've ever done
well gambling on the CFL. All. I don't watch it. Yeah,
I don't watch it.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, but yeah you could. You could pass whatever race
you want, Robert twenty five.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
As long as it's not white passing in Canada. I
don't want to be white past.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
What's wrong with white dude, that there's a problem with
being a white guy.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
There's been some issues before historically. You've got me there
who hasn't had their issues historically.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Now, let's look at it, buddy, because if you look
at it, I mean, who did what first?

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I mean that guy.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I fucking hate that guy. In any conversation, I tell you, hey,
ah no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not escalating this.
We're not escalating. Hey, we're in in that here at
the end of this conversation.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
That's not there's always the one guy well who was
selling them. Hey, stop it got.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
A joke, Robert was making a joke. We're not doing that.
This is a tailgate. It's a fucking tailgate. Sit down, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
It's just the dickhead argument guy version of well they
did it too. That doesn't make it better.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Man, We're just gonna let's not act like we're defending
any of this stuff. Guys, Just get the fuck out
of here and abandon that conversation.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Why are you drawing on the walls and crayon? Well,
my sister did it, so not i'd you guys end
up in jail.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, it's a funny story. Jeff actually started comparing slavery
about who did it worse, and uh, then we got
in a fight.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
That might have been a better story than funny story
story about sales. Funny story, funny story. We were discussing
race and for.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Four years race and then one thing led to another.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
You know how that war, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
All right, So that was the pre come segment. Good
talking boys, good talking. All right, moving on, let's get
to the comeback kids there brought to you by the past.
We gave a YouTube channel. If you are watching us, now,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Anybody wave? Hey?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
YouTube? How's it going? Roberts back on camera now, Yeah,
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Speaker 4 (26:11):
So we can help us out.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
But we YouTube dot Com, slash at past Gravy podcast.
If you watch us, helps us out. If you share
us with a friend, helps us out. It's kind of
cool to get like, you know, I like checking the
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it'll just half the time stamping like I don't even
know what you're talking about there, But I don't know
what this comment means. But it's always fun to just
kind of hang out with you guys. I try to
reply to a couple of you guys each week. But yeah,

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past the Gravy podcast on YouTube the official response to
the come by Kids segment. This week it's the comeback Kid,
Comeback Kid of the Week, come Back Kid of the Week.
Bitch all right, I feel like we should just skip

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to it because of our last discussion. But white Faces back,
White Faces back, Robert go click the little I sent
you a little like I want you to check it
out and then tell us what you think. But Drew Ski,
he's a YouTube guy, TikTok guy, influencer, dude. He does
the DraftKings commercials, skits. Yeah, he's he's a comedian guy,

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but he doesn't do stand up. He's more of like
a skits guy. He sketched comedy, that's it. He did
a problem at a NASCAR event and was dressed in
white face and he looked more white than I do.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Yeah, whoever did his makeup?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
It was imple great in all his tattoos or like
American flag. One of them just said Independence Day with
the flag on it.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
He's wearing his shoulders.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, he made it look like he had like a
tank top tan line, like the redneck tan, and he's
wearing a mullet and he's just been like you ow boys,
let us go yelling.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
And he does some other weird shit, but he's that's
one way to put spit in that black people.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
He's he's a black guy doing that to other black people.
It was I would not have done that, but that's
not that's his that's his thing. He's allowed to do that.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
The video is funny.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I thought the like he he crushed the off it.
People got mad about it, and I don't know people
talking about it. I think it's funnier than it.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Is offensive a hundred times time. My culture can be
your costume.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
If in this instance, if it's not you, if it's
a funny story, funny story we dressed up like a
bunch of white guys and went to a NASCAR thing,
But that that is a funny story, drews heat. That
would be a funny story.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
I'm fine with it. It's like white girls. I was
fine with white girls. Yeah, it's funny. Don't overthink it.
It's fucking funny. People. If you can't see this is
the dumb argument where people get mad on an online
because well, why can he do it and we can't
do black face? I don't know one wasn't historically done
purposely racily. Why do you want to do blackface? Let

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me ask you that question. It's a funny fucking video
he's making in front of NASCAR rednecks. Who gives a shit,
don't be so sensitive.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Was in on it, so you can't be like you're
just making fun of people that enjoyed NASCAR's like, well,
they were in on it, so.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I bet they had like one person as r that
was just like shit. I didn't know he was going
to include the racist part of it, damn it, but
it was. It was fun It's fucking Drewski never misses.
Every one of his videos is funny as shit.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
It's pretty funny white faces back to I just wanted
to share that with you guys. I didn't feel saw that.
I hope this becomes a recurring character. I don't know.
I assume he had to be at naked because he's
wearing it all day and it doesn't look like it
ever smears. It didn't. That's like Academy Award level maker.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Pretty good, pretty good, Robert. Do you think he's white passing?
How he would farewell in Vancouver?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Oh? Yeah? Would that make up? Definitely easily be in
the link apart video. All right? Also back this week
is the NFL ever heard of it? Bum bum bum
bum bum But I don't know how much more I
can do.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Bum bum bum bum bum boom bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Fuck. Yeah, I'm I'm a little hard right now. I'm
not gonna lie. I I am too. I'm pissed at
the opening game.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I understand the Super Bowl sucking champions have to do it,
but like it is basically the opening game equivalent of
if you put like al Qaida against Isis, it's the devil.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Versus also the devil. Well, think about it this way.
I hope it's a tie either either, it was not
gonna be a tiepe it's a tie. The Eagles win
and the Cowboys lose, and then haha, Cowboys, you traded
a way, mircro parces. Now you suck, or the Cowboys
somehow upset the Eagles and you get to laugh at
the Eagles for somehow losing to this shitty ass Cowboys

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team with no Michael Parsons and pretty much still for
the second season in a row, no running backs, and
then the.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Giants can go whip the shit out of the Cowboys
next week, Week two, and I can be like, see
we beat him. It's not hard.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
And there's so many like on both teams either, Like
you could definitely see aj Brown throwing a fit for
not getting the ball enough. If the game isn't going well,
you sure as shit know George Pickens even though it's
game one, he might lose his shit, Like if he's
opened twice and Dak misses him both times, it just
puts you to start the countdown or star No it's coming.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Like now that he's gotta be the anchor on the defense,
I appear to saying he can't handle the pressure. See
a crack under that pressure, who knows would be a
real shame.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Jerry basically came out and said he was like, well,
Maca doesn't help in the run, so we needed to
help our run defense. Now if the run for like
two hundred and fifteen yards, which they very well could
and will do.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Maybe not.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
It's just everything. No matter what, you'll be able to
spend this as a funny game.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
No, No, because then somebody else is gonna be happy,
and I'm gonna be upset that they're happy.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Hey, you know no one should feel joy. No. Wait,
I guess the tie would. Well here's the thing. If
they tie Cowboys fans would be happy with that. I
want it to be like a like a twelve twelve tie.
Off field goals. It's just a shitty game.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Everybody sucks so many turnovers, but like stupid turnovers, not
because defenses are good turnovers Like Saquon just forgets that
he does not he does not run anymore.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Say quarterback tries to throw the ball and they just
drop it at the forget Dak doesn't know how to
hold on to football either.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
There just stuff like that. I just want a comedy
of airs twelve twelve. A lot of banged up dudes
going into week two and and then yeah like twelve
like you guys.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Saw, don't don't think about who's playing tomorrow. Just think
about it this way. One more sleep. We finally reached
the one more sleep to football.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I've already played Jake ferguson an He's antauchdown scorer.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
That's my bet. But I'm just I'm sad that this
is the first one.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
You know, we get through the Ireland game every year,
and that's not always a great game.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
I think of it this way, at least the first
one this year. Isn't your team playing in a foreign
country on grass that is made for football players, and
then your quarterback gets hurt Week one with like the.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Maybe fixing the game, probably fixing the game. Probably Brazilian
mafia definitely fixed that game.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Also, I will the second game is Friday, Chiefs and Chargers.
They're playing in South paliper Zil. I swear to God,
if the grass is good this time, I'm gonna be pissed.
If you think a year later they would probably have
figured it out and you know, done a better job,
took the data from last year. I'm gonna be mad
if if Jordan Love got hurt last year Game one
because it was bad grass, It's not allowed to be

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good grass this year. Also, just don't play in Brazil.
Brazil's never gonna be a football country. They don't like us.
They don't like our sport.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
We like Lucas Poketta west Ham fans, let's go Lucas Picketta.
But but fuck fuck them, fuck them. Yeah, they don't
like They just don't appreciate American football. You know, all
the soccer you want.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
I hope everyone has a bad game except the players
in that game that I have in fantasy football. Yes, yes,
that dude.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Speaking of speaking at Brazilian Lucas Picketta was supposed to
they were saying like, oh no, our soccer thirty seconds
with Alex west Ham was they were saying like, oh,
they're gonna transfer him to our or to aston Villa
as a trade deadler, transferred deadline, and they kept saying
it was a done deal. And then he scored a
goal on Sunday morning and he picked up the phone

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like they were a combat transfer and he throws his
fake phone away and kiss the west Ham badge and
was like fuck yeah, dude, soccer drama. Westall got their
first win. I was pretty stoked about it.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
It's great. How many games do they played? Three? Three
league games for total? Not great for our future. This
is where we turn around, dude, This is where we
turn around. No, they had no goals in like the
eighth minute.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
They just scored three goals at seven minutes.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Like, oh, turns out if you score goals a lot,
then you win most of your games. And like I
had been saying that, like not as a coach, but
just more as like a if I were just in charge,
that I would probably suggest they score more goals. And
they did that thing.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
And it's like, see, I told.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
You, fellas, scoring goals is good. Score more goals. It
always helps. It's okay, though, we don't need to worry
about that anymore, because Football's back.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
The NFL pulls back is their national break They even
knew the footballs break back soccer.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Is just like people could be watching the NFL fucking
we gotta take a week off. Stated that it's true
it was back, though it was back Packers. Are you
nervous that? Rightfully? So?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
The Packers getting Michael Parsons sharing up that defense have
just like absolutely skyrocket up to like everybody's trendy pick
to win the Super Bowl? Are you nervous that anybody's
picking them to win the Super Bowl? Because it always
seems like teams they get picked to win the super
Bowl all the time, don't end up making the super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I mean I'm not nervous because I got my Super
Bowl future in before you know, months before that, so
the line moved, but I still have better odds. Same, No,
I mean nobody really, There's been almost every year there's
been one or two of like the main national guys
that picked the Packers to be right there. We're a
good team, we're stable franchise. What was gonna be in

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the mix. There's a lot of good teams at the time.
I'm not worried about it. Like, We've got a ridiculous
number of really good quarterbacks in the NFL right now.
If one of them ends up taking us down in
the playoffs, it sucks, but maybe I'm just gonna enjoy it.
I'm enjoying the ride. Man.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
We have.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
This is a pattern that the Packers do. This is
I saw a tweet somebody said, there's two steps of
being a Packers GM. For the last, if I may you,
you draft the quarterback of the future a few years earlier,
then your guy would like the current starter would like
to happen. And two, when a top end defensive talent
becomes available for trade, you go get them. We did

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it with Reggie White, we did it with Charles Woodson.
Now we're doing it Michael Parsons, Packers super Bowl Loaded.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Makes sense.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
I'm all in, dude. I was so happy when that
tray went down the next day, because it went down
on Thursday, right after last week when I talked about
how I was ready to be hurt again, and then
we got it all. You can't even imagine the number
of texts I was sending to all of my friends
that day. The group chat was just one after the
other and just piling on them. And then the details

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came out that it was only two first and Kenny
Clarks and my friends were all just losing their minds
and I'm just laugh reacting to every one of their comments.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
But I mean, think about, like those two picks could
turn out to be maybe make a Parsons or something.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Yeah, or more likely it won't be because Jerry Jones
is a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
That's also a good point. Are you gonna watch that
documentary of his? I'm not watching it.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
I kind of want to, but it's not. It's one
of those things where football starts tomorrow, right. I've kind
of run out of time to be catching up on
other ship.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
But I just like out of spite, Like somebody was
talking I was doing Fantasy Draft last night, and so
he was talking to me like did you watch it?
Like no, fucking cowboys, Like you're not gonna watch the
documentary like now it's about the cow in affecting, Like
I don't want. I don't want to watch that.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
From what I've heard, though, it just kind of proves that,
like Jerry's an idiot because like in the documentary, you
got Jimmy Johnson saying like, no, the hirschel Walker trade
was my trade. There's other people that have said it,
and Jerry was like, now I did that. He tried
to take the credit. That's why I fired him, Like
shut up, Jerry. Everyone knows you're need to fire guy
like that. Yeah, I wanted, you know, one of the
best coaches. Do you get your team super Bow Bowls?

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Was successful at every level before that, But no, I'm
the owner and I want the attention. Yeah, he said.
I mean, Jerry's a fucking idiot. I love it. I
hope he lives another fifty years forever, Yeah, and never
gives up power.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
So I'm hoping that was just scary because one the
Cowies are good, because we think they're not gonna be good.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Like I'm hoping that this is just just the crater
Giants drown the way up.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh Washington, Oh, we were a little bit of overachievers
last year. We canna come back down? Here is the Giants, Like, Oh,
guess what, who's the overachieving this year?

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Look at us now?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
But now we're set up for the future because we
have a quarterback and how much other guys that are
can be really good?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Now look at us?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
And then the Eagles just have just something bad happened.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Who knows. Maybe maybe somebody is climbing up a greased
lighthole and Jalen Hurts is walking underneathrough the guy falls off.
Oh no, Jalen's out. God forbid the spring, God forbid
sid spring the ankle. Nothing serious. I'm not asking for
serious injury.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
People will shame if something like that would have happened.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
The football's back. I'm stoked about it. And with football
being back so.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Ready, PTG Picks is back, Baby, PTG Picks is back.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
We're gonna be doing.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
That on Fridays like Fridays at I don't know, Fridays,
five to six Fridays around five o'clock, we'll post that picks,
and then again on Sundays we'll post the picks again.
We'll do over under And are we doing three no
over favorite Underdog?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
No, no, no, we're we're doing I was already thinking
about this on the drive into work today. We're doing
over under. We're not doing any more of this bullshit.
You're not allowing me to take unders this year.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
No fun under fun, No, they keep the same way. No,
we're not making If you're a good gambler, overs are fun,
undersuck you're rooting for no.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Point, then you don't have to take any unders.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I will, okay, well, then I will only use the
picks that you pick that are over so you get
one over favorite underdog, like we've.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Four year favorite a dog and an under. No, you
made this up last year that like you've never done
at least two years, and it was a fucking decision
that you made out of nowhere. While we're keeping it.
I won until i'm taking unders. You haven't grabbed a
cops get.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
You still haven't even done the bed, so you don't
get to change rules.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
You don't know that. I do know that because you
told by the way you changed the rules after a
year after I won. No, I didn't the Jersey year
van Ness.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Well you agreed to him. So whatever it is, it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
I don't think somewhere along the way I tried to
take an under and you were just like, you can't
do that. Well, yeah, we're doing it because overs are
more fun than unders. Favorite just take underdog taken unders
this year.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Okay, Well the rules are a favorite underdogover. So that's
that's it.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
I didn't agree to those rules.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
I'm telling you, Robert, as commission of this right now,
will you say what I said is final?

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I think it's final. It's final, all right, Robert, he
thinks that's not that's not binding.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Robert, say it's final. It's final, final, it's final.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
You ordered him to do that, that's correct. That won't
hold up in a fucking court of law.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Luckily, this isn't going to a court of law for you.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Just Robert be the judge. Robert is the judge right there.
Just said, Hey, I are those rules.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Overs.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
We're gonna post those five o'clock on Friday at Gravy Gambles,
no unders and if Pat ever even tries to talk
about it and be like, boo.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Undersuck on Thursday, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
That's fine, that's don't start till after that. You do
whatever you want. Then PTG picks favorite underdog overs at
Gravy Gambles, we'll do about five o'clock on Fridays, and
I'll say ten or eleven o'clock on Sunday mornings before kickoffs.
But at Gravy Gambles you can also follow us there

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for all of our gambling picks all throughout the year.
Let's see the Gravy Gambles record right now, keep it
up dated. As of eight twenty five, twenty twenty, we
are two thousand, seven hundred and fifty two two thousand,
five hundred and sixteen and thirty eight on the at
Gravy Gambles, page eighty eight, one eighty four. On parlays

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not great on parlays.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
That might actually still be paying out though on parlay
I think.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
It may be NFL four hundred and twenty one, three
hundred and ninety eight and six College two hundred forty two,
two forty five and five.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Not so good at college not so good at college
all just chaos. Bundesli ohen one. What about the CFL?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I have a CFO O and three horse racing six
and thirty five.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Laaliga.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I'm two and two al right, all right, I think
we've broken down all the further fun ones Champions League
twenty eight, thirty nine and three.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Don't bet a Champions League game. I'll have to start
tracking my European Hockey picks this year.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, if it's been if it's been tweeted out on
Gravy Gambles, it has been kept up with as of
eight twenty five, twenty twenty all right, but yeah at
Gravy Gambles, PTG picks is back this week. Also back
this week is neighbors, because Pat and I are neighbors now, Robert,
are you super jealous?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yeah? You guys get to hang out all the time now.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Like I was walking the dog and pushing the kill
of the stroller in the park on Sunday and Pat's like, oh, hey, buddy,
I'm just hanging out my neighborhood park.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
I was like, what's that, Pat, That didn't sound creepy
from behind your keys? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
He was jerking off on a tree.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
It was weird doing. I feel bad for you.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Miss all this, dude, we have black block parties. It's
gonna be great.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
I'm gonna just start fucking barging in your door like Kramer.
I'm just showing up, just like sweep in there. Grab
your milk, take a swig, say two lines. Leave.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
But here's how hold her for a second.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
I'm have you guys made copies of your keys for
each yet yet.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Keys last time I saw him.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
So I I still just have both of my keys
on my key chain. I should probably take one off
and put it. I was actually thinking about that. I
was like, I should give a spare to Alex so
in case I locked myself out. The other key is
across the street.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Not bad, Yeah, I bet I'm up. We already gave
keys to Pat. I hope that's cool. So he gave
my key to Patter.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
You don't really need a kid. You okay, you can't
be good, You're not allowed to leave, don't work.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
It's okay, you're stuck here. But yeah, neighbors are back.
Well kind of crazy shit with these guys are gonna
get into.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Football season is gonna get real annoying for your wife.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, that's already like he's kind of over Friday. Sunday,
we're going to the bar to watch It's gonna be great.
Vibes are immaculate right now. Vibes are immaculate. They could
change very quickly on Sunday at about three fifteen when
my team's done playing their first game, but vibes right
now they're immaculate. I'm optimistic.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Okay, you guys have the Commander's Week one Comedies. Yeah, giants.
Comedies can't lose to the Commies, can't lose to the commedies.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I always say that, always say that since the Cold War.
Speaking of war, space Force comeback kid of the Week. Also,
I really do marked it down as a come a kid,
because I forgot it was a thing for a second.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Trump's moving now.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
He did call it Space Command, which sounds way cooler
than Space Force.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Well, yeah, I mean it's HQ is the command that's
where they're.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
R what like that sounds fucking sick? Yeah, where you
working at Space Command and go to Space Command.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
It sounds like an old video game, like a nine
bit video game on the original Nintendo.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Space Commander sounds like, Yeah, I was playing Space Commander
all night, Pat stayed over. We were drinking Capri sun
Irios and playing Space Commander.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
It's weird, yelled at us. That happened a lot as
a kid. But they're moving from Colorado Springs to Huntsville.
Why don't just put it next to NASA, NASA, put
Space Command next to NASA. Have our whole sense, you know,
that might be a security risk having NASA and the
Space Command next week. Others like Harbord situation that just

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occurred to me, having all of our space spam bam,
take it all out. I mean not that they could,
not that they could. But you go go to our navy.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Okay, cool, guess what we're gonna get you from the
air and the ground. You can go to those places.
We're gonna get you from fucking space. Loser, see boom.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
The branch where we have all of our military strike
capability from outer space. Where are you putting it? Alabama? Oh?
You mean like one of the two dumbest states? Are
we staffing it with those people that live there? Yeah,
it shouldn't be a problem.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Crimson Tide football players.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Like the only thing that would be worse is if
they said, like why I don't know. I like it.
It's just like, hey, here you go Alabama. Have fun
with this thing. They probably need the jobs.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
It's okay, yeah, economy, the space force is still a thing,
so it's always good to remember space force Like that
is kind of like what if we could fight in space?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Tight? Have we ever done that? No? Not at all.
I wonder how I have a group that does that though,
so neat I wonder if it's too late for me
to try and join Space Command. I wonder what their
age cutoff is. And also if I can work remote
and not have to move to Alabama. I was gonna say,
I think you probably could. I think it's the second
part that might be hard to get out of. I

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think I could talk to old Donnie and have him
give me an exemption.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I don't know a lot about the military, as like
a former veteran of VERDANCEK for a look a few times,
did a couple of tours into VERDANCEK. But I'm pretty
sure they don't like it if you try and work
remotely unless you like flying drones. So maybe if you
can find it out of fly space drones.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Well that was the other branches you don't know about
the space force. Space force might have different rules, and they.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Probably want to tell us about space force because like
we're ahead of all the other countries with like our
space force, so they're like these are all secret shit.
They shut up about it.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
We got I mean, you know, we got a death star.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Donnie's probably at a death star ready to go for years,
it's just hiding somewhere over by, like Jupiter or some ship.
And then when we call, yeah, the Trump Star really China,
You and I have your little silly military parade, even
though I already had my own. We're gonna lazy from

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space pitch like JD, I said, JD, look at this.
He said, Wow, these lasers are incredible. I said, yes,
these are the best lasers. We have all the grayest lasers.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I could see Trump just being petty and like using
the laser laserers to write China sucks in some field
in the middle of China, somewhere crop circles. Yeah, just
trolling other countries with space lasers. Yep, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Also a comeback kid this week is fraud. Fraud is bad.
We're getting into all the big things.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Fraud is back.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Because the NBA is investigating the Los Angeles Clippers and
Kawhi Leonard for skirting the league's salary cap. And it
looks like the owner of the Clippers, Steve Balmer, gave
Kyrie or Kye Kawhi Leonard, Kawhi Leonard, not Kyrie or
even Kawhi Leonard a bunch of money to pay plant

(51:24):
treesy damn plant as part of like a charity thing,
and it was really just a way to be like,
here's a couple more million dollars because we can't pay
you legally because of the salary cap.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Yeah, you brought it up, though, like other teams have
to have been doing this. I don't know is anybody
else dumb enough to have tried to circumvent the salary cap?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I bet this has been going on forever. There's so
many times where a guy will go sign for like
a big market or something and you're like, yeah, well,
you can make money in advertising dollars, and it's like, yeah,
you don't think, like maybe ownership is like.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Hey, we got this new dude.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Here, we watch some fucking like Sequon Barkley gets to
New York Bo's headphones. Fucking hey, like that's an easy
way to be like, we're gonna also pag you this way,
and then it's basically just your laundering money that way.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
See. That's the thing though. They always get like brand.
I don't think this tree I didn't fully read the report.
Did they say, like the Tree Service didn't exist? Yeah,
I know it was a it was a fake company
with the shell of the times. Yeah. The owners have
friends like, hey, Bo's you need a spokesman here, Kawi's coming,
it'll be good for both of you, blah blah blah,
or you know, just whatever, sneaker, whatever brand. They always

(52:32):
do that. I don't think i've I feel like it
would have come out before people were just signing fake
deals with companies that don't fucking exist. I bet there's
been at least not a long time, maybe back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah, because I feel like speaking engagements because like you
know how you still have to go do that. But
they're like, unless you like make up a place and
like there's nobody to say that you didn't like, all
you would have to do is like if you're reported
on the news that so and so went to Dion
Elementary and gave a speech to the boys and girls
about hard work and like, all right, cool, I paid

(53:09):
sixty grand to do it, and like unless there was
a kid from Dion Elementary, like no, it didn't happen.
Like just make up an elementary school. Hope you don't
get talked about like the amount of research people have
to do to we will call it out. It's again
not to bring up George Costanza for the third time,
but it's like when he did the Human Fund where

(53:30):
he was donating this is like a fourth Seinfeld reference
on today's episode, but like George realizes like, oh, hey,
people made a donation in my name to a charity,
Like that's bullshit. What if I just said that I
gave a donation in all these people's names and just
made up a charity. And he did to the Human Fund,
which didn't exist until they were like, hey, you know what,
we liked what you were doing. Our company's actually been

(53:52):
trying to donate some money to charity. Why you donate
this X amount of dollars to the Human Fund? And
then he had to be like fuck, now, this is
like real fraud.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
What's the deal with patying NFL players under the table?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I think there's definitely been stuff where like somebody got
paid for a speaking engagement or something like that. Maybe
like the speaking engagement was a certain amount because it's
just for a charity, and the owner's like, look, dude,
if you fucking I know, it's a Friday night, if
you get out of here, like there's ten million dollars
also on top of it, Okay, Like I bet, I
bet there's all kinds of like grease in the wheel

(54:26):
that goes on like that, where it's just like, hey,
you know, we'd like you to you're in a contract year.
Maybe we'd like you to stay around a little bit. See,
we can make things easier on you. You help us out,
we can help you out. Here's a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
They're just great.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I it probably doesn't happen as much as I made
it seem like I thought it did. But like I'm
sure it's definitely think it happens, not to.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
This level of like superstar players. Where there's a superstar player,
they're already making the most in the league. They're already
having as many endorsements as they possibly like possibly want.
He's a star in LA you know, he's got indors whatever.
It's just crazy to add this on top of it. Yeah,
is a bold score in America right now. Uh, he's

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breaking the story like every.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Two investigative guy stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
But it's basically like when when like Oklahoma had the
quarterback Ret Bomar that they said worked at a car
dealership in college, and like they're like, you know, that
was a no show job, Like he never worked there.
We just paid him like he was an employee and
it was a way to just funnel money to him.
I feel like the NBA is like, we can't really
make it work at a car lot. What if we

(55:34):
just said he did charity and like we could just
we're billionaires, we can. That's why I like whenever your
team cheaps out on anything in baseball wise, like you're
owners can just pay these guys.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
They can just do that, just pay them, especially in
the NBA. NBA has got unlimited fucking money.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Yeah, you can pay a luxury cap or a luxury
tax and just get over the cap. But like with
Kauhi and stuff, like I bet you there's been so
much shit, was like, look, dude.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Just fucking take the money, like here go. So here's
the thing he did.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Don't think it's right. But again, like I don't really
care that much, man, Like, who gives a shit? If
Kawi made some money and went around over the cap it,
did QUI only stay because of that? Probably not?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
I think I think the Spurs probably should be investigated
now too, because if Kui is doing this now, who's
to say he had he didn't do it before. At
the Spurs, I think they should probably be disbanded for
a year and lose ten years of first round picks
and you.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Know what, like they should probably have the like, let's
take one of their players just at random and like
kick him out of the league. They can't play in
the league ever again, not allowed to Like, like, just
I'm gonna pick a position off at the top of
its center. Who's the center for the Spurs?

Speaker 4 (56:47):
I believe that would be Victor Womanyana. All right, I
was completely random then I picked. I mean, you know what,
that's that's a good person too.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah. Like so unfortunately Victor.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Well he was already playing professionally before the NBA. He'll
go back to you know, Europe, play over there again.
He'll be fine. Yeah, you go back to France. Okay,
that actually worked out. Okay, Yeah, figuring out problems in
the NBA. Yeah, I wonder, like, because this seems like
it's actually a pretty serious violation though to be blatantly
caught circumenting the salary cap. You think they're just gonna

(57:19):
do nothing because the NBA actually has no power over
the players and teams. Or is it gonna be like
a okay, you're gonna lose four second round picks? Oh? Okay, okay.
I wonder if they're actually gonna come down hard on them? Yeah, Like,
are they gonna come down hard?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Like?

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Is the owner gonna get suspended for a year or
is it just gonna be a couple of picks? Is
it going to be just a fine? Is the owner
gonna get fined twenty eight million dollars which for him
is nothing?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Well for Clippers owners, really, it's not gonna look as
bad as it has been.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
The last home I wouldn't spend any money, and now
the new owner's spending too much?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Are you to do to be a good Clippers owner?
Is not be caught on the on audio saying you
don't like black people. Just don't get caught saying Balmber
hasn't got caught doing that, so he's crushing it, right,
now he's actually.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Like, hey, I am giving you more money than I'm
allowed to give you. It's a shame that didn't happen
to like a less likable owner, because Balmer is likable.
Yeah if you had an not like Bomber.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
He's kind of a nerd, but he wants your team
to win and does cool shit. So I don't know,
I think they're gonna get some sort of thing, like
you said, it's run by the players. The league is
run by the players. They're gonna punish them somehow. They're
gonna get a fine and then lose. While he suspended
two games. He sits out random games anyways, so it's.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Like seven half the year and he's like cool, load management.
I don't care. Yeah, I was gonna do that anyways.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
It's tight.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
What if they were.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
This is all like a like a just like next
level scheme by the Clippers to find a way to
like force load management on it because like, look, they're
looking into like, hey, you can't rest these guys that
long as what if we get you suspended, I'll pay you.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
On the other side, just pays to be hot under
the board again to make up the Yeah, we're gonna
pay you for.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
This other thing you're doing, and then you know, you
just get your suspend it.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
It's lead management. They just make him the spokesman for Microsoft. Yeah, comcial.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
He would be perfect for Microsoft. He's literally a robot.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
We sign him to a two commercial, one hundred million
dollar deal.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Whatever Microsoft's AI is, he's probably gonna be doing that.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
If you did the voice of that, I'm kawai ha.
That's good.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I thought it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
It's always good when you say the name of the
person you're doing. The impression of it really nails. It
wasn't the worst impression. I'll give you that though.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
We'll give you that all right.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Also back this week is Corey Feldman.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Corey Feldman, the Fell Dog, bro the Fell Dog. We've
been trying to still book him as a guest. We're
working on dates, just keep missing each other where we're
gonna get him. We're gonna get one of these days.
But now he's gonna be a little bit busy. Maybe
he's too big for us. Because they call him the
comeback King. He is again back and he's a dancing

(01:00:09):
with the stars, probably gonna win.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
He's gonna insist on like adding his dance moves into
like the I mean as like that. How do you
not how do you not making people do it? I
feel bad for the dancer. He's gonna be it's gonna
be great. It's just the Corey Feldman energy is just

(01:00:33):
I don't think it's something about everything. Yeah, but like
it's a lot. I don't know. I think though he's
either like first out or he's winner. I don't think
he's gonna win between four him, he's gonna I don't know.
He scares me. His energy scares me. Is that what

(01:00:54):
or you know what? That would be really cool? Though.
They could do a lost Boys dance and he get
him and the girl can dress up his vampires. They
have gona incorporate that somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
I don't watch Dancing with the Stars, but I did
look at like the other people in the cast and
I think it's cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Jordan Chiles, the other girl with Simon Biles in her
last time in the Olympics, is in there's like you're
a gymnast. That's like competitive dancing basically.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Okay, it's not. When Jerry White Rice did it, some
of the best work in the history of the NFL Yeah,
the thing, it's a little bet. At a certain point
with Dancing with the Stars, you just go with whoever
says yes to doing. That's really what it is like.
There's there's only so many people you can ask before
finally you're like, all right, well this guy was an

(01:01:41):
extra on Law and Orders for you four years ago. No,
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
It's just one of those where like, all right, dude,
like Paul Abdul was in it, and it was like,
you danced for a living, that's your.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Job, you're a choreographer. She was drinking for the last
thirty years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yeah, but it's a little bit unfair.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
And lives unfair man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Steve irwins kids in it, Robert irwins.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
In it, so that I mean, what was it fair
that Carlton he's the greatest answer of all time. True.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
I don't know, but we're team Feldman obviously on Dancing
to the Stars. So if you had to ask, now,
you know. Let's move on two, the Not Cool segment
where we get to grip about something that's happened this week.
If you would like to participate in future not Cool segments,
hit us up. We're on x at pass a pod
use the hashtag PTG not cool and try and you know,

(01:02:32):
summarize what happened to you in four or five sentences,
and we'll get to the good ones each week, and yeah,
we'll see hours. It's a good way to just event
about something that makes you feel not cool each week,
and yeah, this is the not cool segment.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Not cool, man, that's not cool? Cool? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Who wants to go first? I haven't Okay, I'll go first.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
So you guys probably saw this.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
I want to talk about this last week, but I
wasn't on about it'll be expansion.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Yeah, we don't need to do Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
I saw MLB about capped. We're good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Yeah, I like thirty teams. I don't really like they
do have thirty thirty two. And then I saw, like
you know, people were making like their mock realignment and
what I saw Nashville, well, like for the Astros specifically,
I saw like their division would be Astros, Rangers, Rockies,
and Royals, and that just does not seem like a

(01:03:46):
good division.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
No I had seen we had I thought we had
the Cardinals in ours and one I saw, but I
also hated that because it split up the Cardinals in
the Cubs yeah, I don't know. Maybe put a team
in New Orleans make that a little easier.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
It would be sick if the Astras could shift to
the Division because it does suck with the late games
that they get stuck with. The Colorado would be much
easier for I think it's just one hour different.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
I always feel like it is when you look at
where baseball teams are. There's like that whole region of
like Louisiana, they just has nothing there where you would
think there would be a team there. But are people
going to support a team in New Orleans? I feel
like Nashville is just kind of begging to get one.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Yeahs would be good. There's really nowhere in Arkansas to
throw a team. It's just one of those things where
so many of the teams are like in the Midwest
and Northeast, and then the rest of the country, it
just spreads out so much. Like they said they want
to do this so it's more geographically aligned. Teams weren't
traveling as far all the time, but all the West
coast teams in like the center of the country, teams
are still going to be traveling a shit tone. And

(01:04:56):
then also just to keep the Northeast all together when
half the team that they have to travel to are
less distanced than like even when they're traveling out of
their district. Like or it's I don't know, I hate it.
Just don't don't fuck it up. We don't have to
completely rearrange everything, tweaks, squeaks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
We need to add two teams or maybe can you
think of, off the top of our two teams that
don't have their own ballparks and they play in minor
league stadiums and no one goes their games.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Move those teams then I don't know, like that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Seems Hey, Tampa Bay can't sound a fucking minor league
stadium in their own city.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Florida can lose both of their teams because the Marlins
don't have like they've got a beautiful stadium. They have
no fans for whatever reason, Florida does not give a
shit about baseball. They they're hockey fans are better fans
than their baseball fans. Like baseball has done a good
job over the last what ten years that they've been
like changing things here and there. They're doing a little

(01:06:00):
small tweaks at a time where like, yeah, the real
hardcore people can be like, my fall's change it too much.
I don't like it, but it's been little enough. A
whole rearranging of all the divisions. It's too much.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
The pitch clock's awesome. That was a good change.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
University was good. I didn't I think I don't want
it at the time, but I think it was good
for the game.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I hot take maybe during the regular season. Don't hate
the runner on second rule speeds up a lot of shit.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Yeah, for extras. Yeah, I hated it at first.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Because then you get stuck in that you're in you're
in the thirteenth inning and no one scored because you know,
like a single can fucking put you over there, and
then you got that pressure on you, Like I love
that adds that and then playoffs, No, we don't fucking
do that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
That's cool. I'm very happy with that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
It keeps games where you're not burning through, you're not
having your fucking last relief guy you have to go
six innings because he pitched twelve.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Yeah, I'm not crazy about this, like realignment thing. I
don't know, it's just yes, changing it completely, like having
to get used to like I don't know what I
forgot what the name was.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
I think it was like Ale South or something like that.
But it was just like, you know what, I think
would actually be a decent division for the Astros that
they did it. If you did the two Texas and
to Florida and just have it the golf division right
there you have the Rays Miami. Oh I guess Miami's
technically not on the golf there on those side. Fuck it.
But then the Rangers and the Astros and they're all

(01:07:29):
Southern teams right for the team division only, well, yeah,
I thought it was gonna be a bunch of fourteen
division I I it was before, Yeah, which is wild.
That makes a little bit of sense, isn't that kind
of crazy? Like that does piss me off?

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
In baseball sometimes you're like like the NL Central has
like seven teams in it, and then other divisions don't
have anywhere near that where Like I mean, there's just
some divisions have more teams in them than others. And
I always thought that that was odd the way that
they did that, or maybe they changed that, maybe that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Was just just the more I just stare at this
map of where all the teams are located. I just
you can't. Even if you rearrange it all into four,
there's still gonna be some outlier teams that are way
away from the fucking rest of them, And it doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
And way to get people to just debate it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Yeah, the one that really fucks up everything is Colorado.
They're so in the middle by themselves whoever they get
matched with. They have massive road trips regardless.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Yeah, but again, you're like billion dollar franchises. You can
fucking afford the travel. That's what I don't understand. This
isn't it Like it's not the w n B A
no offense as a fantasy owner that clinched the playoffs
spot already for the w NBA Fantasy league, they just
don't have the they are the money.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Should we do like a mock realignment season like we
do mock draft, because that's what it felt like. I
wouldn't hate that, Like here's here's my realignment map.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Yeah, and then you can just we could just each
put our own up there and then would just yell
about how stupid one of them is every single time,
like you're gonna find people bitch about it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Also, the main thing I hate about this too is
then it just gets sort of the AL in the
NL and it's just no already doing that. But I
mean but like we still have it, and like, yeah,
sometimes the NL stronger, it's harder to get through there.
The ALE team just can't compete or vice versa. It
fucking happens. But having leagues is good and having them
go against each other. I mean, since they got rid
of interleague play or like just made interleague play not

(01:09:31):
special and it just happens year round, like the Yankees
Mets Subway series, it's not as good anymore, but like
it's still good. The rivalry is still there. Just they're
they're trying to change too much. The pump the brakes
a little bit back off. I feel like to make
this work at all, you have to put a team
in Utah, which like and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Like and like, eh, well we get them a hockey team,
like they don't need a baseball team.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
They're fine. Yeah, they've got a hockey team and a
basketball team with a bunch of racist fans.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
They're okay, they're fine, they'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
I have one that we can share pat because it's
red Zone the end of an era, like we've.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
I don't need to share this. You don't need to
share it. I told you for years I'm not a
red zone guy. Would just explain it first.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Then red Zone, it used to be seven hours of
commercial free football, starts now like noon every Sunday. They
and we knew I'm going to tune into red Zone.
I have red Zone on one of my iPads and
one of my TVs. I watch my team, but then
I can check in on all the action going on

(01:10:46):
all around the league in real time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I don't ever have to worry about like, oh fuck,
it's a commercial. What game were they looking at? I
don't have to do any of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
It was the code.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
That's what this country was built on, is that, Like
that was one of the great problems is that we
were given as a country, like hey, commercial free football.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
That is gone.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
They tried to throw some commercials in there that last
year and now they're trudging like fifteen dollars a month
if you want the Apple or if you want the
red Zone package, which is ridiculous that now you're charging
to then give me commercials. Get the fuck out of here.
Red zone is a sacred, untouched, perfect thing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
And the fact that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Now we're getting we're having to watch ads in the
middle of it pullshit, and they'll probably try and do
like the this is the side by side.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
But so that better. That better be how they're doing it,
and not the screen goes away for a fucking ad.
It better be quick drop it right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Like I said, I I don't really care because I'm
not a Red Zone watcher. I never have been. I
prefer to have just the full games up and be
staring at nine screens because I'm a sicko like that.
I feel bad for the people that do love it, yeah,
and that sucks, but it doesn't really affect me. So
I don't give a shit because I'm that particular type

(01:12:04):
of asshole. I ignore things that don't affect me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
We were we were given a deal that I thought
everybody was happy with, like, hey, here's your favorite thing
that you love without ads, and now after all.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
This you get sold.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
They sold Red Zone Channel to ESPNDESPN paid a fortune
for it, and how we're going to put ads in
a fuck you?

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Well, it's ESPN. They're also pieces of shit and they
just try and fuck up everything that fans love.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
It's thirty dollars a month for all the stuff you love,
but really that only includes this certain thing. And then
you can also pay to get ESPN plus Plus, which
is this. Then if you want to get ESPN plus
plus Premium, that will cost you a little bit extra.
We can go ESPN plus plus Premium plus and that
will get you AD free until we start adding ads
on that. And then ESPN plus plus Premium plus Premium

(01:12:54):
plus Premium you're going to be able to get no
ads until we decide that we're going to have the
add tiered platform of that. Then if you don't want
to pay seventy five dollars a month, you can pay
seventy three dollars a month and we'll give you more
of that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
At and I love it. Every fan just like, why
why are you doing this to it? Why?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Also, yes, you pay for it because you got me
by the balls, but what the fun and the result?

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
The responses Listen, we have to charge you guys this
much so that we can continue to pay the two
people that you guys love watching on TV more than
anybody else, Stephen A. Smith and Mike Greenberg. And everyone's
response is always, we don't like either of those people.
Stop shoving them down our throat. We don't want it,
and people like, yeah, we already paid.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Them though, But what if I told you that tonight
primetime Minnesota Links, La Sparks.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Huh. I got a poop later, so I will come
for that. What about hear me out us open Ah.
They have one thing that has me buy the balls,
and I'm gonna keep buying it. They have the hockey package.
Hockey package for now. Yeah, as long as they have hockey,
I can't get rid of it now. It's it's bullshit. Though.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Red zone should not have ads in it, and I
feel like as Americans we should riot.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
This is a riotable offense. I think that's fair because
they're fucking with football. That's the fight, and don't fuck
with football. Fuck with football.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Remember we turned on Baine when Bain was a cool,
bad guy, and then he fucked out with football. He
fucked with football, and we were like, hey, hey, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Trump should just come out and be like, I'm gonna
put a stop to it. They're not allowed to do this.
I'll make an exact.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
It would be a good.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
There's nothing he can do, but he would get like
a quick five second person of everyone going yeah, before
everyone realized, oh shit, he can't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
They told me red zone down a red zone, they're
putting commercience, and I said, red zone, that's the best
of all the zones, the best of all the zones.
I know that it's a great zone. We shouldn't have.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
As president, I'm going to create the Gold Zone. It'll
be no commercials. I'm gonna give you free streaming access
into all that. Don't worry about the website that's coming from.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
And they would have the Presidential Zone, which is where
I sit and watch games with you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
I'm sorry, buddy, that sucks for you. I know it's
gonna be real painful.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
So yeah, that was that was my first not cool
and then my other not cool. I watched my parents'
dog over the weekend, Love Sinco, good dog, great dog.
I was ready for college football Saturday, patted and I
texted me like, hey, whatch you betting on? It was
like toy miss for kickoff. I was gonna go to
the bar to watch the ut OSU game. I was like, hey,

(01:15:29):
I'm about walking the dogs are now, I'm gonna look
at the board. I'll let you know what I picked.
Day was all set up. It was perfect. I was
one hundred feet away from my house and then my
dog Weezy Squad to piss and my parents' dog was like, oh,
I'm gonna put my head right under you while you're pissing.
So then she got pissed all over her head and

(01:15:50):
I was like, what the that's why?

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Why do that? And then she immediately five feet later, proceeded.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
To roll around in some other dogs shit and get
ship all over her right before college football, Like it's
just one of those like you have a plan and
not playing. Immediately changes are like, well, now we're going
to carry you upstairs, I'm gonna have to change what
I'm wearing. I'm gonna have to give you a bath,
but it's in the bathtub that my daughter bathes in,
so then I had to bleach down the entire tub.

(01:16:17):
After that, I had to take out a bunch of
fucking because you have kids, the kid toys fucking take
over a bathtub. It was just me stupid toys and
throwing them in the sink. And then had to shower her,
clean her off, make sure she didn't have shit, and
piss all.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Over, dry her off. That was the whole thing. And
then like it was when she was she didn't want
to shower, she didn't want to get wet, so there
was like shit slung on the wall. I had to
clean it off.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
It wasn't crazy, but it was like I just had
to like wipe off everything, bleach everything down, make everything
good again. And then it was like five minutes into
the first quarter and I was still just like, okay,
go fuck, let's throw off my whole thing. Luckily I
was able to to compose myself and gamble and send
you who I gambled on in the middle of all
of that, Like a lot of men would not have.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Been able to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
That shows That shows you how dedicated to the game
I am. Well, lesser men would not have been able
to go three and oh to start that Saturday.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
I did because you have to do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
You got to tease Texas, so you get Texas plus
seven and a half because then when they lose by seven,
you still cover. And then you have to tease Notre
Dame with that because then when Notre Dame loses by three,
but you had Notre Dame plus three, that also pushes.
So you really won your total bet by half a
point in two games.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Pretty solid. But yeah, that was my not cool just.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
With it like like a hundred yard one hundred feet
away from my house, piss and shit all over and
then it was just the chory was cleaning it up.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
But it was like, this was good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
I can't believe they did that to you on week
week one of college football.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Still a good girl, still very good dog.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
But those I had a couple. I'll just go with
this one first. A little bit before I left work,
I chopped to Jalapino and I thought I washed my
hands well enough and I didn't hit my eye or anything.
But when I got my car to drive home, I
went like this to just scratch my nose and then
like I got out of the parking lot and I

(01:18:16):
was like, oh no, my nose is burning.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
Get you. Yeah, yeah, that that sucks a lot. And
my second one would just say, you know, moving in general,
it actually wasn't that bad. I had movers, they took
care of everything. It wasn't so bad. I haven't had
to deal with Exfinity in so long. Since I canceled
my cable. It's just been Internet, and you know, I
almost never have to call for that or do with it,

(01:18:42):
deal with anything. I go and I was able to
get the internet set up, no problem with with the
stuff that they gave me. But I try and get
the cable boxes set up, they just won't connect. Well.
First of all, before that, on Sunday, I'm trying to
call the store down on the street for me just
to see if they're open on Monday so I can
go get all my stuff because I didn't feel like

(01:19:04):
doing it Sunday. On move Day, I texted Alex. At
one point I was like, dude, I've been on the
phone just with the automated fucking system going representative represented.
It won't get it. You cannot get a person on
the phone. And you used to be you could just
say representative over and over. I found out now that
if you do that, they have taken that word out

(01:19:24):
of the lexicon of the computer. So after like four
or five times, goes so I'm sorry, we can't understand you.
Please try calling back, and they hang up on you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
So finally then you're just you go, but you're a
ten out of ten and you're one hundred out of ten.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
I was so angry, and then I go, you know what,
let me just try and book online and see I
look and I go, okay, it's open Monday. The one
time that I was like, I'm not going to do
the online thing. Then once I get the boxes and
everything in the cable boxes won't set up. I have
to schedule someone to come out. I've already tried all
the troubleshooting. I looked it up online. I go onto
the AI assisted then online to book it. Of course,
it makes me go through all the troubleshooting right there,

(01:20:01):
because it won't let me book something without them trying
the troubleshoot. I finally get through to that book it
no problem. It books, but it doesn't say the address
on there, and my old one the internet is still
up at the old house for a couple more days.
So I'm just trying to find out to make sure, Hey,
what addresses is coming to. And I'm asking the AI
assistant and it's like, here's the details of your upcoming thing.

(01:20:22):
No address on the Like, I have that information, give
me the address that it's coming to. I keep asking me.
The AI says it can't figure out how to give
me the address. Finally it attaches to me to an
actual person who's like the AI texting app, I'm asking that,
making me give all the same information over and over again,
and then she eventually goes, yeah, this is the date

(01:20:45):
and time that it's said. I go, I have that information.
This is the fourth time I'm asking. I just need
you to tell me what address it's coming to. Finally,
then they go, oh, it's coming to this address. To go,
thanks and hang on to thirty five fucking minutes just
to confirm the address that it was coming to. The color.
You would think that Exfinity getting rid of their actual

(01:21:05):
customer support people would increase their customer support because they
were so bad at their fucking jobs. Somehow they found
the worst possible AI world. Yeah, I I oh, I was.
I was so fucking and rach and I was tired.
I'd been moving for two days. I just I wanted
to do as much damage to anything that I could.

(01:21:26):
But I can't break anything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
In here because even they're not AI people are still
AI people. I don't believe it they're actual people because
they're just using whatever AI prompt it is.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
It's like, I am sorry that this is happening. We
understand that that is frustrating, but there was too many
spelling errors and just things that I was like, well,
in your head, you're translating this like you could kind
of say it was one of those who I was,
Oh my god, I was just why Exfinity, Why do
you just refuse to have any semblance of good customer service?

(01:21:59):
And there's good people that work there. That's what sucks.
The company has good people. None of them work in
customer relation.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Just no in in charge is good people.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Oh god, it's just I hate them so much. Same
but you know what, hopefully tomorrow they're coming tomorrow between
ten and twelve, we'll see if that fucking happened.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Do you already get a confirmation about your point?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
I did. I did because I've done it on the app.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Before, and then it just pretended I didn't do that.
And I was like, I have a confirmation number. You
gave me a confirmation number. They're like, huh, yeah, that's weird.
It says that there is an appointment, but it didn't
show us that there is an appointment.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
I was like, so the confirmation would confirm the appointment, right.
That was when I moved in. They're just it evaporated.
I'm terrified now it's gonna be like they show up,
the gate won't let them in, and they just leave
and be like, well we couldn't get in. You didn't
try contacting me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
I had that appen too, and the guy had to
like park. I was like, no, no, no, you parked
your car on the fucking street. You're coming in today,
You're coming.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
In to day. I'm just prepare your worst tomorrow. But
I need this fixed by tomorrow because Friday. I don't
want to have to deal with it when there's more
football being ready to have. I just need it done.
We'll see. This will probably be my knuckle next week too,
because you're a coming back. This is incompatible with our system.
Fucking yeah, fuck them, dude, solid not cool. Solid cool.

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this week is from Neil Hines. And Neil I don't
recall ever writing in before, but obviously has paid attention
to the show because Neil says, what is the fastest letter?

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
Ooh yeah? Up in my head too because I was
I read it. But I've been thinking number. That's not
a letter Greek or Roman.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
I'm thinking just English alphabet. Let's go English alphabet.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
I want to go. Initially I thought V, but then
I also was like, what kind of I is it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Because if you look at capital V, a V just
looks like it's like an arrow ready to take off.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
Like boom.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
I now is this the eye where it's you know,
it's got the the little things on the top of it.
And then it's the column or is it just the
like straight line, because if it's a straight line, that
thing's fastest. Fuck just a line.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
I was just just the line. That thing sut that
out of here. But I don't hear me out though,
Capital J. No.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Look at it with the little top on it. That
thing looks like it fucking could just jolt out of there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
There's there's one correct answer. It's Capital H. It's the
only one with two legs and arms to get pumping.
It can get run in the fastest just off of physics.
Like I almost thought A at first, But A you know,
comes to a point at the top, there's no upper
body moving with it. The H can get the opposite,
you know, goalpost moving with the leg, create more force,

(01:27:58):
run faster.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
KAY has also got the ability to do that too,
and it's leaning, so it's more of a runner's lean.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
It's interesting that you guys are thinking running.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
I was thinking like flying, like I thought flying initially too,
and then he's looking at it from this, but then
I think K looks faster than H.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
If you're looking at what could be a better runner, actually,
you know what, it probably is It's just it's oh,
it's a wheel. I was going, get going real fast.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
You were thinking, what Robert, I or oh.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
The high from me? I'm just thinking, I know it's
hopping or even if it's flying, it's just a spear,
like you can't direct or do anything with it. But like, no,
I think it's Oh dude, you get that wheel going,
it's going fast as ship.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
You know, it'd be crazy, right, rob imagine putting an
eye and a V together making a little spear.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Just that that day soaring. That's kind of zero. That's
exactly what it is. That's I would be very fast.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
That thing would be soaring.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
That's why I went V. I I probably immediately went arrow.
I think V is fast.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
But I also I can side with Robert on I
if we have to settle.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
On one, I would say, oh, I mean possibly V
if you're using it as a boomerang, because those things
can get moving pretty fast.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Oh yeah, would be gets VE gets going. That thing
is fucking it's going.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
I was just thinking, like it running on the two,
but it didn't have the center base to like, so
the legs just slot out. But a boomerang V could
be pretty good but.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
If we could just turn it aside and just take off.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
A boomerang, you could also get moving pretty well. Use
N as aerodynamic or X X could be you know
some of those boomerangs are like the multiple legs on them.
X would be a good boom stuff on boomerangs. Now,
I'm gonna stick with oh I just because it's a wheel.
It's gonna get moving pretty fast.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Well, unfortunately you've been out voted.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
I feel like I as what Robert and I are
going to sell on then, but I don't agree.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Well, luckily it's a vote in a democratic system.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Damn. But again, it's not the eye that looks like
the column. It's just the eye was just like a
line a redistrict are voting the other column, the other column.
I would suck it up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
You can't, Jerrymander.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
You know how to do that. It's illegal, right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
That was a great question, Neil, great, great first question
to write. I said, keep them calming, buddy. This next
one is from Meredith. Meredith says, do all guys prefer
sleeping on the couch over the bed? My boyfriend as
well as the last two guys that I've lived with,
would all fall asleep on the couch and just stay

(01:30:50):
there over going to bed. It's not a one time
thing or once in a wild thing either, it's all
the time. Isn't a bed more comfortable? Why not just
get up and go to sleep?

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
There is this all dudes?

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Or am I just dating the weird ones? No?

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
I feel like it's it's pretty common. Just you fall
asleep on the couch, not that you prefer it. You
fall asleep and then you don't want to get up, yeah,
I think, Or you just don't wake up. That's why
you sleep the whole night on the couch, because you
don't wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
I think it's a very easy answer, and it's the
fact that, at least myself, I always fall asleep on
the couch and I'll be like, hey, let's get up
and go upstairs, get up for work in a couple hours, Like, yeah,
do that, and I just roll back right over. Like
when you go upstairs and go to bed, you've admitted
that the day is over, that day is done.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
I'm admitting defeat.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
And I think me personally, at least, I'm like, ah no, no,
day's not over.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
I'm a rally. I'm a rally.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Yeah, I might roll over and sleep for four more
hours on this couch instead of in my bed, where
it's definitely more comfortable. But if I go up to bed,
I've admitted defeat, and I will not do that, So
I will be stubborn instead of admitting defeat. And I
think that's probably what most dude's logic is, Like I'm
already sleeping here, like I don't care that my back's

(01:32:09):
gonna hurt tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
I'm sleeping now. I think part of it, too, is
the like I've never had a problem, like when I
catch myself sleeping on the couch. Once I wake up
a little bit, I'm like, okay, let me go to bed.
But there is that thing where you're like, I want
to stay on the couch because if I stand up
to go to bed, it's gonna wake me up just enough.
It's gonna take me a while to go back to bed.
If I just close my eyes, I'm gonna pass right

(01:32:30):
back out on the couch here.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
I think that's what it is. This guy will we'll
take the discomfort over the chance that we don't fall
right back to sleep. Robert, do you fall asleep on
the couch a lot? Never. This is not a thing
you ever have atterened.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
No, so do you think she's just been dating weird dudes?

Speaker 5 (01:32:51):
I mean to me, it does like I I only
ever will nap on the couch, but I won't like
fall asleep at night on the car.

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
A question, maybe you snore? Does she snore? Because maybe
they're just trying to get some's ease. Maybe she doesn't
even know she stores because all the guys have been
too polite to be like theore.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
They're very nice guys.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Yeah, my grandmother snored like a will to beast. Would
not admit it. My grandfather told her for sixty years.
They recorded her one time when my dad was a kid,
and she was like, that's not me. No, I don't
know who that is. Couldn't la me. Maybe it's just
that simple, Yeah, are you are you? Are you a
blanket stealer or hogger? Are you hogging all the covers?

(01:33:37):
Do you kick? Do you put your cold feet on
them when they're just trying to sleep. These are all
little things that could add up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
But also like when you fall asleep on the couch,
and I'm talking like Robertson he naps on the couch.
I don't nap on the couch intentionally, like I'll go
lay down and watch a show and then I wake.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Up an hour later. Oh no, fell asleep, or in
the middle of the night, I'll wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
And then the other thing that probably contributes to them
just staying on the couch for me at least that
it does is like you fall asleep at ten o'clock
and you wake up and it's two fifteen in the morning.
I'm like, God, damn, I gotta go upstairs, gotta brush
my teeth, put all this shit away. I gotta make
sure that everything's ready to go to work in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Like you, you have all of the chore lists, and
you're like, I'm not gonna do that now. I'm gonna
do that later when I wake up later. And then
you wake up and your phone's not charged, and your
watch isn't charged, and you haven't showered yet, and you
still have to do all the stuff that you didn't do.
But I didn't admit defeat and give into the sleep.
Even though I did give into the sleep, I just
didn't give into bed sleep, which is when you had met.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
The days over all good reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
So my answer is that our brains are broken and
we don't want it's weird. Yeah, we don't want to
admit defeat. Sleep is defeat.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
I don't want to interruptperary comfort, even if it's for
more comfort over the chance of not falling right back asleep.
It's laziness for me, is what it is normally when
that happens. And also, like Caveman brain, we're just dudes.
Dudes are dudes, you know, like cave and brain.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Back in the day, cavemen were like big sleep means
I'm dead, So me no want sleep. I think that
some dudes still have that and it's like me go
to bed, me admits, mits, defeat me, sleep, me die.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Also, maybe they're just being nice guys and they wake
up at two in the morning they're like, well, if
I should go try and get into bed now, it's
gonna wake her up. And they don't want to do that.
You know what, Merith, that that's what that's the answer.
Go with that. They're all just nice guys.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Your boyfriend's just a really nice guy and doesn't want to,
you know, ruin your sleep. Yeah, so you should you
should say thank you, sweetheart for thinking of me.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
And then you get the whole bed to yourself. I
mean this is h Yeah, you're a great guy, real
thoughtful guy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Really great guy, isn't see you know? These are the
burdens that us as dudes have to live with.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
You know, you think that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
You think that you don't like you know, you bring
life into this world and you're like, yeah, what do
you do?

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Like? Well, I have to think about, like what happens
if I go to sleep in the bed tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
What could happen? Life and death? Life and death stuff.
Great question, Mereith, thank you're writing in all this.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
Will be a fun one.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Travis Atwood right in and says power rank these NFL analysts,
and he gives us Joe Buck, Tom Brady, Chris Collinsworth,
Tony Romo.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
And Greg Olsen. Robert you go first. I want to
go Tony Romo number five. Good choice. Yeah, he's a
cowboys guy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Yep, I know that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
I'm gonna go Greg Olsen number four, all right, Tom
Brady number three, Chris collins Worth, I like the alliteration.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
And then Joe Buck number one because he's a baseball guy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Yeah, Joe Buck, Colinsworth, Brady Olsen, Romo, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
Yep, I'll go next. I also have Romo at five.
It was fun when he first came in calling out
plays before now it's it's it's a bit. I don't
think he's as bad as a lot of other people do.
But yeah, uh four, four, all go Brady. I don't
think he's bad or anything. He's he still knew, he's

(01:37:46):
still kind of finding his footing. He also doesn't get
as much access as anyone because he's a part owner,
which is his owndoing. Yeah, which was very very dumb
of him. He's Tom Brady, though he'll end up being great.
Uh Three, I'm gonna go. Calls Worth just been around forever.
I like Chris the slide. That's all good. Greg Olsen.

(01:38:07):
Greg Olsen could have possibly been number one because I
think he is fucking awesome. He's really really good. He
got cucked by Tom Brady at Fox. I just I'm
keeping Joe bucket number one. Joe's been doing it forever.
He's fucking great at his job. He's awesome. But I
wouldn't be if you had Greg Olsen over Joe Buck,
I wouldn't argue with you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
So Joe Buck Greg Olsen, Chris Collins with Tom Brady
Tony Romo. Yes, all right, great, great pickings because that
wasn't exactly what I had as well at that exact
Samelord Pat So.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Greg Olsen is incredibly underrated.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
He's so good at it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:45):
Incredibly underrated.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
He's very knowledgeable, he knows the game. He's smart. He
doesn't do any weird day, he don't do any of
that ship. He's just really good. M h. Just consistent
and he's just he's a fun fucking guy for the
seventh floor crew. Love Greg Golson, Greg Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Next question is from alex O at alex mc thunder
one on ex and alex O says, how do I
get women to stop approaching me at the gym?

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
We'll probably stop staring at him and they'll have to
stop coming over to say stop staring at me.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
Oh, I was thinking they're approaching him because he's been
working on his glutes and they were I mean, what's
she doing? What's you lifting?

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
First of all, what are you wearing? I mean, if
you have the attention, you shouldn't dressed like that, dude,
a crop top.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
I've seen you in that crop top, Alex.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
So your little hoochiy daddy shorts. How can I not
look I I did right down going to the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
The notes stop going to the gym would be a
good way to stop getting at the gym.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
They just stop looking at you at all.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Do a home gym, and then it's breaking entering if
they approach you. I put fart a lot to establish
dominance and intimidate them.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Mm, they might still there, they would stop, They would
definitely stop approaching. They might still look.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Right, But this is to stop approaching him at the gym.
You know, kind of just lay out an air of farts.
Nobody wants to walk over to the air of farts.

Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
Become a grunter. No woman is approaching the dude of the.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Slam weights and be very loud when you're lifting.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
Set off the lungkal armia, and then cough a lot.
Like just act like you're always sick. Don't shower for
two days before you go.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
And wear the same shirt every single time, so it
looks like you just wore the same shirt. Definitely don't
wash it, just like you can wash it, but like
make it look like it's just like that kind of
only works out in one shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
We could do the uh, we could start the male
equivalent of curves. There's only men allowed at this gym.
No women.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Yeah, finally a gym for men.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
Just have like pictures of chicks and bikinis and sports
playing all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Yeah yeah, poorn playing, locker rooms, got stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
Now you're turning it into a different thing. No, it's
just playing.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
It's like not to take junk off to It's just
like because like, yeah, we're.

Speaker 4 (01:41:24):
God, We're gonna have a lot of wrestling, isn't it Okay,
it's not for you're gym in West Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
We just have like some like classically classical art that's
also nude art, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
Just just the covers, the covers of every Playboy, nothing inside,
nothing nude, just the covers.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
The Pink Floyd album cover girls where they're just naked
sit by the pool like all those dudes had in college.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
Except where we're going about this wrong. The kind of
gym where it's just dudes going because they just want
to get a pump with dudes would really be just
like pictures or shirtless bodybuilders. It's because those are the
dudes that like love watching other fitness dudes and looking
at their bodies and getting tips like my friend will
send them, just like.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
TV is playing like this one is just a YouTube
fitness channel, the other one just the game going on,
and then the other one.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Is just just it's the Ronnie Coleman documentary. It's just
Ronnie Coleman and Luke and Arnold Schwartzenegger all over the
TVs and walls.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
So they should definitely make a gym for dudes.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
What would we name it? Women's curves? What would we
call the men's one? Pecks cocks definition? What I get muscles?
Like if the women's gym is curves, like that's a
womanly curvy thing? What what? What? What do you usually

(01:43:02):
describing men's bodies? I would just call it man.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Man Jim is just like package just sounds like it's
like a Hooters restaurant for shorts. Yeah, man, Jim, bro Jim,
Guy Jim. All those were like and where where where
do you work at that?

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
Man, Jim? Just name the gym, Jim, But it's Jay.
I am j I am I think that Jim.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
That was like the joke about the bar, like, yeah,
just started a bar and called gym. So you can
see you just go to your friend Jim's.

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
House, Babe, I'm not working out again.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
I'm going to the gym.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
The den, yeah, man Den mm hm the wolf.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
I like man Jim like ladies, yeah, bro Jim's fine.
It's like bro Jim, all right, tight, we don't need
to overthinket what do we do? But bros, and we
go to the gym.

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
Done the gym, lift some weights, back, some jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
There you go, and then like every couple of weeks,
there's just a guy with like a really sick car
that just works on it in front of the gym,
and so like on the way in and out, you
can be like.

Speaker 4 (01:44:09):
Oh what you gut into?

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
Is that a hammy?

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
And you just can like you can talk shop as
you walk in and out, like you can't stop and
help him. But he's just like a guy, like he's
just changing the way on like a like an old
Mustang or something. So then some car dude will to
stop by and talk about it, and then the other
guy then like eventually we're not gonna do pick a ball.
Pick a ball doesn't have a place at man Jim,
but like not at all, just like other like like

(01:44:34):
there's one dude one week there's just a guy I
got a Saturday, and it's just like he's got his
tools out there. He's just like making a table.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
There's always one dude outside trying to load a dresser
into his truck by himself. So on the way in,
you can like help him get it up there. Yeah,
as soon as you get inside, he just takes it
back out. But it's like a little pre workout for
you before you get into your workout.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Like that, Yeah, okay, man Jim verbal trademark.

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
Or or an old trying to load her groceries and
you can help her with that, or like walk across
the street too. It's just right next to a Kroger.
That's that's where we gotta do.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
And then we can also hire staff members that like
make it seem like like they're fake muggers, and then
like we'll have we'll hire Robert to be like an
actor and like Robert act like they act like they
rob or they're trying to mug Robert, and then like
you can, hey stop that, and then like you can
kind of like live out all your dude fantasies, like
I stopped the mugging. Look at me, I'm a hero.
And then you then like, think of the pump you're

(01:45:30):
gonna get in after that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
That would be a sick pump on the way out.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
You're like, I think I stopped it from getting mugged.
Roberts like, yeah, I'm hired.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
I'm a hired guy. You got great pump, though, didn't you.
Huh your doorphins were flowing, right, You're right, it did. Okay,
thanks for raise your testosterol level, raised your workout.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Yeah, it's basically just Global Jim for dudes.

Speaker 4 (01:45:54):
Yeah, but no chicks.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
We know we're better than We're better than you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
We know it. We can keep that logo, that logan. Yeah,
because we put everyone right next to a curves just
to be like domineering.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
And it's bigger. It's bigger than the curves.

Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
Definitely louder.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
Oh, absolutely louder. And we barbecue sometimes outside back, just
like barbecue at the boys.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
If you're not grunting an alarm, gools not be a
loud enough for Bro Jim. Yeah, we're gonna act to
curves is next door, Bro Liver King is the mascot.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Hell yeah, all right, yeah, this is a great idea,
great idea.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
Next or last question? Last question.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
This is from Raymundo bna Videz that k Mundo be
on X and Raymundo says, what does the tea and
T shirt stand for? I always kind of wondered this,
but I did a little research before the pod. Luckily,
for you guys and gals, the tea stands for triumphant

(01:47:04):
because back in the day, when soldiers would come back,
they'd turned their fatigues in and they'd give them one
of those white undershirts and that was like the first
thing that the soldiers would get, and it was because
they went through the triumph of coming back from war,
and like that was just easy. Like government issued shirts
were like we we don't we already got our fucking

(01:47:25):
camera from you. They're just have this fucking white shirt.
And then they they were triumphant shirts. And then as
the time went on, people just realized like, oh, hey,
it looks like a T if you fold it out.

Speaker 4 (01:47:36):
But yeah, I was gonna say, I thought I'm too close. Yeah,
see it looks like a te right there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
Right That like plays also it's like bro Jim and
dude Jim. But it's like now we say it's because
of the tea, but it used to be because you
went through the triumph of coming back from war, which
is kind of crazy, well fun fact.

Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
For everybody right there. I guess I didn't know my history.
I need to read a book.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
Yeah, watch a war documentary. I watched documentaries now I
watch one Netflix, even if it's about moms bullying their
kids like weirdos.

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
But wherever whatever, dude, all right, I am at.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
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(01:48:54):
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let's do our our random celebrities. Who are we going with?

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
I'm gonna take the stands of himself, Jason Alexander.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
Jason Alexander.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
I think since you guys are neighbors, now, I'm gonna
go with Zach Effron, Zach Effron, Jason Alexander.

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
I am gonna go Ronnie Coleman, Terry Bradshaw. That's a man.
His pictures going up in the in the bro gym too.
Oh yeah, just like him.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Just shill on the sideline, balding with the horseshoe. Absolutely
all right, Zach Effron, Jason Alexander, Terry Bradshaw, pulling it
up now, Novak Djokovic, New Order, Jerry Rice, Lucy Liu,
Willem Dafoe, Babe Ruth, Mad's Michelson and Mola Mallory.

Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
I was close with George on the Baby Ruth one.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
All right, run it back, Jason Alexander, Zach Efron, Terry Bradshaw,
Tony Trabert, Mark Wahlberg, Leo Messi, Michael Fastbender, Holly Willowby,
Frank Sedgman, Tom Hardy and Jack Lemon. All right, last one,

(01:50:28):
Zach Efron, Jason Alexander, Terry Bradshaw, Suzanne Langlan, Bill Tilden,
Gustavo Curtin, Kiera Knightley, Dakota Fanning, Sean Connery, Bobby Hale,
and Honus Wagner.

Speaker 4 (01:50:45):
Nope, nobody got it again.

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
Good guessing though, that was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
I thought I thought we were we were.

Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
There's some athletes that I thought were knocking on the doorstep.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
Was it seemed like we were close. I thought, Yeah,
one of us will get them soon. One of us
will get it soon.

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