Pass The Gravy: The Best of 2025

Relive all the best moments of Pass The Gravy from 2025.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang Baby Powder Top and lead spreads.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
As were listen, it's a past the Gray Gray were
going fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and Houston
Houston bab.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and lick you. We'll get rich today.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Bitch Halla Halla, Past the Gravy Podcast.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
These are some slang phrases we're gonna use in twenty
twenty five. All right. The first one that I feel
like we should work on is Orangutangion just means I'm
hanging out, man, what you're doing. I'm a Ranguetanian. Fucking
you're loose with it. Just hanging dude, because I'm merangutany
just hang out. This is kind of We gave me
the idea of coming up with a new phrases on

(00:56):
my gift soap shit, which means like you have a
run out of soap and then you just gotta go
to whatever the gift soaps are that people gave you
for Christmas. I ran out of the Irish Springs and
was like, fuck, well we use this Budweiser soap that
somebody gave me like two years ago. It's like it
order some more and it's just it's really like, look,
I didn't prepare to be here today, but things happen.

(01:19):
This is me, Like when you're wearing two different socks,
like I'm on my gift soap shit, man, I don't know.
Kids are running around. I'm running like I'm I'm I'm,
I'm out of it. You know, Sorry, Mike, I'm wearing
two different socks, two different shoes. Whatever happens. Another slang
phrase to use in twenty twenty five is a real
shrimp fried rice situation where I'm shrimp fried ricing, which

(01:39):
is like like when you're with your friend that's making
up a story. They're telling a story you clearly know
isn't true. I know a shrimp didn't fry this rice,
but I'm gonna eat this rice. Be like I'm not
gonna kill the vibe here, but like nothing he's saying
is true. Then you just remember, like yeah, like I
totally made that up. Like you leave, you tell your
friendly absolutely didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Happen the first when I had just when something ain't great,
this mac ain't Cheeson.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
This mac ain't Jeess, I don't I don't hate that, this.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Maca, I don't hate that. You just see you ain't
got it going. Just when you're calling people old, you're
melted ice cream, Bud.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
You're melted ice cream. Just old people. Yeah, dude, you're
just it's you're old. I mean, you're bad melted ice
cream at the mall today.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
We all as kids used to start our ice cream
from time to time until it kind of came that
like soup inconsistency.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, but it also means it's been out for a while. Dude,
it's pretty old. Another one to use in twenty twenty
five is miming it or getting mimed. And that's when
somebody's just telling a just meaningless story that you don't
care about, and we're just saying a lot of stuff
without saying anything, really, that whole story without substance. Just look,
no one cares what you what are you doing because

(02:45):
you know, mime's just do all that. It's like, you
could just tell me what you're trying to tell me, mime.
You don't got to fucking act out. Just just fucking
get to the point dude, what you need. Another one
I got is shark two. Thing when someone takes credit
or tries to take credit for somebody they didn't do
or when someone's trying to be some when that they aren't.
It's like when you see the guy with the shark
tooth necklace. We all know you didn't get that tooth.
You didn't go get that from a shark, But some

(03:07):
people want you to think that they got it from
a shark, bought that from air apostle. Well, I'll just
let it go along right now. But like you're you're
trying to be something you're not. All right, you're not
a shark hunter, and you're just acting like you are.
You're shark toothing. So those are some phrases I feel
like we should start working on. For twenty twenty five,
Glamour says, what's worse dating a serial killer that hasn't

(03:29):
been caught or dating a serial killer that has been caught? Hasn't?
That has been caught?

Speaker 6 (03:37):
No, hasn't is worse because you're probably the next victim.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
No, But if you know that he's a serial killer
and you're dating him.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Did serial killers get girlfriends in jail all the time.
There's crazy bitches out there, Robert, but they're in jail,
so they're not gonna get you.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
True hasn't been caught, They can't kill you is probably
the better, or you get a dexterousity situation. His dexter
dated if you watched that show and like he was
he was hot dude, you know, and he didn't kill
the people that he was dating. He killed other people.
They could get caught before they get you.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Or it could just be like you're dating a hitman
that's technically a serial killer, but they like you nobody's
they're only killing people that are paid to kill.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
If you're dating a serial killer, you don't know that
they're a serial killer, you can always play that card.
You Oh, no, he hasn't been caught. Then when he
does get caught, you're like, I had no idea. He
would go out late at night and he'd stay out
for a long time. But I always just thought that
he was hanging out with his friends. He said he
would just he was doing cross fit with his friends,
and he came back money all the time. I didn't
I didn't understand what the shovel was for, but I

(04:40):
thought there was some sort of workout. But if you
knew he was a serial killer, then it's like you
knew what you're getting yourself into. Yeah, so it's better
to date a serial kill that has not been caught.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
I don't know the way we talked about it. I'm
kind of thinking like maybe it is better to be Yeah, no,
it's the one that hasn't been caught.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Is better to date? Yeah, because you can get the
out on Like I had no idea that otherwise you're
just a crazy person dating someone who's in jail. Like yeah, what,
Like that's a hell of a red because she's asking
what's worse? So it is worse to date a serial
killer that it has been caught?

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Okay, yes, yes that's what I'm Yes, yeah we we
we flip flopped it as we did, but yes, so
you would not want to date the one that has
been caught.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Clayton says if we found out that Michael Jordan was
actually a robot controlled by a frog, would that help
or hurt the world? I think this would absolutely hurt
the world. Like the greatest basketball player of all time,
if we learned that was a robot controlled by a frog,
I have so many questions to ask, like did the
frog know how to play basketball and learned how to

(05:52):
be the best basketball player of all time? But then
was like, I'm never gonna be bought. There never gonna
buy that. I'm a a splinter situation. Yeah, I'm ever
gonna get an opportunity as a frog. I'm no dog.
They're not gonna give me a chance to play basketball
in the NBA. So he just created a robot that
then he made the best robot basketball player of all time,
but had to pretend that it wasn't a robot basketball player.
And then you got to be like, like, how did

(06:14):
you operate this with a controller? Frog? Like do you
like you don't really have fingers? Like You're like, how
are you doing all of this? Like how's that happening?
How was he so dominant? What did you do? Was
he because he was a cyborg? I don't know. Then
I have to grasp with the reality that in like
real people, of all real people, Lebron James is probably
the greatest basketball player. That's see.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
That's the reason is then Lebron stands have something. And
I don't want to ever listen to those people because then.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I would have to say that, yeah, it was Lebron
James is the greatest basketball player. I think it would
definitely hurt the world.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
It would one hundred percent hurt the world because Lebron
fans would be even more fucking rambunctious.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
And then we'd be like, there's mobbed up refs, there's there,
there's there's bullshit, no calls and calls that go either way.
And then the greatest player of all time was a
robot that was being controlled by a frog and fooled
us all for years.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
And then you'd have to be sitting there going, you're
in a room full of people who here's actually a frog.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah, then yeah, who's being you have to worry.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
About lizard people? You gotta worry about frog people.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Who's being controlled by frogs in here? That's what I'd
start asking. It would take down the world. It might
be the worst thing that could ever happen. Not to brag,
but I've been, you know, like I've been trying to
get in better shape. And because I've done that, my
phone knows I've done that. So like I just get
the like targeted reels and stuff on Instagram. But like

(07:36):
today I saw a spit roaster knees thing and I
was like, I'm not gonna call it that. Man, You're
you're doing You're doing too much work on that, Like
you're really really over the like cream pie your calves, skull,
fuck your hip, gang bang those glutes, Like if they
do that, like what what what are you doing? What
are you doing? How the fuck is that the name

(07:58):
you settle on? Spit roast your thighs.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
I'm watching the guy's basically just doing like one legged
squats with a barbell on either side of his knee.
So I've always got spit roasting the knee.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
But yeah, it's supposed to be like bulletproof your knee,
which I get that. It's like full proof your knee
where it's like make it strong so like it doesn't
get injured if you're working out. And I was like,
that's just just say bulletproof. Okay, I don't like that
at all. I'm into gross shit. That was that pumpkin?
Those pecks. Just give me the exercise, man, I don't
need you to call it something fancy.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
The closest I get to exercise, or I guess I
should say soreness from exercise these days would be if
I just sit in my chair weird watching sports for
a long amount of time, all of a sudden I'll
be like, ooh, my hips were at a weird angle
they feel sold.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Yeah, yeah, well you gotta face fuck your hips, dude,
that's what you gotta do. You guys think that the
Grim Reapers a little bit misunderstood. Yeah, I've never I've
never thought of him as a bad guy. I like,
everybody's like this guy's dick, like he's just trying to
kill people scared of him. He is kind of like
Death's meter made Like, look, dude, I didn't make you
not pay the meter man. You you let this expire here,

(09:02):
you're still parked here. I mean, technically, it's not God
sending him. I'm just doing my job. It's one of
those where it's like not an ideal job, like the
toad lot guy behind the bulletproof glass, where you're like
everybody's pissed off yelling at you, like it shut. I
got tired with the emergency prankice. Hey man, I just
need your four hundred dollars and you can have your
car back, like that's all. I don't I didn't toe it.
I don't know did you park in a place where

(09:24):
you weren't supposed to park, because if you did, that's
what has to happen. And I'm just the guy you
gotta pay, Like that's the Grim Reaper's job. That's pretty
much what he is. And I feel like a lot
of people there's a lot of negative connotation, but like real,
it's just your time, Like it's not I'm not I'm
not here just to fucking like murder. I'm here because
it's like, this is your time, come with me.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
And I mean really, it's if you just had a
walking stick, it'd be fine.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
This is the Sythe was a bad choice. The scythe
makes him scarier, and then not seeing his face really
also makes him scarier.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
It's a bones for hands to.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Get gloves, like wear gloves due everybody villainizes him. Grim
Reaper's killing people. I know he's not killing people's death
is already like you just got called. He's the guy
that's just got to go get you. It's like the start.
He's like a server where we're like, hey man, someone
else is suing you. I just have to deliver this
to you. I'm sorry, Hey are you pat Dion?

Speaker 7 (10:15):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, you just got served. Like I didn't want to
do this, but like I had to do it. Somebody's
gotta do this. My job. I'm just doing my job.
He's just a process server for the afterlife, yeah, or
a meter made for the afterlife, because.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
I don't on a or is he more like, like,
what do they call the guys that back in the day,
they would.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Just be in the elevator and take you up or
down an elevator attendant at Yeah, that's what he is,
because I think he actually is bringing you to where
you're going? Is it come with me?

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah, yeah, he's just a guy doing his job. Well,
guys can't do their job anymore.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Guys can't work. I'd like to think that it's a
job that he's paid pretty well for. I would hope so.
And he's like, look, dude, you didn't pay the meter
or your meter's up. You gotta come with me. So
he goes. My friend had texted me that he got
a ticket today for not wearing a seat belt, and
I was like, well, yeah, I just put a fucking

(11:08):
seat belt on. I mean, I think it's a dumb
rule anyways. But like then he pointed out to me
that it was also a motorcycle cop that pulled him over,
and I was like, they don't have seat.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Belts, yeah, but of a seatbelt would be way more
dangerous on a motorcycle because if you have to like
lay down and kick your bike out of the way
and you're attached to it, you just die.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
But also if a motorcycle cop is giving you a
not wearing a seat belt ticket while they never wear
a seat belt, interesting, they're above the law. But that
motorcycle that drove by him wasn't.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
I bet you cops in their cop cars don't have
seat belts on all the time too.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
That's just yeah, as you get you can just do that.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
That's just wild at this point, Like.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Motorcycles, it's been what motorcycles just shouldn't. Like if motorcycles
don't have to have seat belts, and I get it,
that's a safety thing for that. But then like also
like if I want to out my windshield, let me
fly on my windshield.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
I understand it's to be almost thirty years now that
it's been law that you have to wear a seatbelt. Yeah,
like at this point you grew up wearing one. Don't
act like you're just like I've never worn seat belt.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
I've never like for like even if I'm just going
down the street or whatever, I always buckle up. I'm
just in the habit of that. I don't know. I
don't understand the people that just have like I'm not
gonna put it on it all on the highway. I
don't even think about it. Just I just get in,
put it on, turn the car on, like that's it.
I was ready to tee off on him, and then
he brought up that it was a motorcycle cop and

(12:33):
then he saw another motorcycle drive by him, and I
was like, they don't have seatbelts. Yeah, good call, good call.
That's a sold argument. These are new insults that we're
trying out this year. We're gonna try these out on
our friends or people we don't like and just see
how they go. Which you got pat I first one.
You couldn't get loved from a puppy. That's good. Yeah,

(12:53):
it kind of cuts deep. You're like, a puppy wouldn't
love me. Puppies love everything. Puppies love everything. Head bubblegum bee.
Bubble gum bees are just people that like won't admit
when they're wrong. Because if a bee was trying to
pollinate bubble gum and it's not a flower, and you're like, hey, bee,
you're not gonna get any fucking honey out of this,
and the Bee's like, no, fuck you, I'm still doing this.
I'm still gonna pollinate this. This bubble gum he's a

(13:13):
fucking bubble gum bee. So when you're just wrong and
you won't admit that you're wrong, you're a fucking bubble
gum bee. That's ridiculous and I love it. If I
needed Chilis, you'd be Applebee's. Yeah that's really mean, Like, yeah, dude,
you just that's really mean. You fucking miss the mark
that call the chef, which is basically just like, oh yeah,
I don't give a fuck, call the chef. Call the

(13:36):
fucking chef. Dude, I don't care when somebody just argue
with you or they're not making it, call the chef.
Good calling somebody. Mowgli just you're a pharaoh, motherfucker. Dude.
You animal? Were you raised by wolves? Like why do
you acting like that? You gotta settle the fuck down, Mowgli.
I also had your base hit short of a single. Yeah,
so I had one similar to that. You're a chicken

(13:58):
short of an egg, Like you know what, yeah, uh
you got you got an idea there, But you're chicken
short of the What does that mean? It means there's
nothing there that's good. You have an idea, but you
don't have an idea. If I give you blue and yellow,
you couldn't make green glass jar. It's just somebody that
can't keep secrets. You're gonna break and you give me

(14:20):
all all my secrets up. Grab a fucking sponge. This
guy's just messy. Maybe you're at the restaurant. Grab a
fucking sponge. Somebody spills something. You grab one. There you
get in a little messy situation. Grab a sponge, bro.
But yeah, those are those are some insults. Babe, babe, babe,
new insults just drop. Let's try them out, try those out,
let's know how they go. There's it time for mermaids

(14:43):
to stop swimming and start cleaning.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yeah, look, at what point are they gonna step in
and help with the ocean problems?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Mermaids are by far the worst maids.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
There's there's a little island of trash in the middle
of the ocean. Where are they middle of the ocean?
What are they doing about it?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
You know what? Why not? You have eight in the name.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
This is why Atlantis fell. They have no work ethic, like, oh, look,
you see all this trash that's.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
In your home. Yeah, I don't care. I'll just ignore.
I'm gonna swim over here away from it. Dude, it's
in your home. Yeah, I just don't go in that
room anymore filled with trash. You want me to give
a shit about the environment, How how about you get
these mermaids they fucking clean up some shit first and
set a good example, and then maybe I'll fucking stop
throwing my car battery in the ocean. Huh pass No,
brivy bitch. Adam says, what is the most illegal thing

(15:28):
you can do with five dollars? Probably cocaine? Right, No,
you need way more illegal than that. You get more
legal than that. So also, I don't know how much
cocaine five dollars is gonna no, but I mean like
using it as like a straw, you could, Yeah, you
could snort cocaine with it.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Oh so you're taking it as literally you're doing it
with five dollars.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Yeah, you could snort cocaine with it in front of
a cop and then try and use the five dollars
to bribe the cop. So then it's like two things
right there.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
I was thinking it like you could donate five dollars
to isis like donating that money to a terrorist organization
is probably the most illegal thing you can do.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
I was trying to think, like, what is the most
extreme thing you could do with five dollars?

Speaker 6 (16:07):
If you folded it up really tightly, you could kill
somebody by slicing their neck.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
So you could do that. Yeah, So like that was
kind of along the lines I was thinking of. And
I was like, I could go to the bank, exchange
the five dollars for five hundred pennies and then put
five hundred pennies in my sock and beat somebody to
death with it. That's another good one, And that would
be pretty That's like, that's that's manslaughter. So that's pretty big.

(16:32):
I'm gonna stick with donating it to a terrorist organization.
I'm gonna just stick to Yeah, get five hundred pennies
and beat somebody with it by putting it in your sock,
Like that's murder.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
Charges Yeah, people get away with murder all the time.
If you're funding terrorism, they're gonna get your ass.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Okay, And Robert's gonna go cocaine. Yeah, I'm gonna stick
with cocaine. Okay, I think pickleball's kind of just like
we get it, dude, you want to pretend that you're
an athlete, play tennis like a real man, all right.
And so I came up with a list of things
that are more of a sport than pickleball, and I

(17:08):
just wanted to share it with the group. Golf, bowling, badminton, cornhole, tech, deck, skateboarding,
ski ball, paper football.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Four square. Basically, if it's played on a playground in
elementary school, it's more of a sport than pickleball.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Oh yeah, mini golf, slow pitch, softball, wearing a blindfold,
water balloon fights, easter confetti eggs, running around, and that's
more of a sport.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Oh yeah, filling out an NCAA bracket is more of
a sport.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
I would say so watching the NCAA tournament more of
a sport than pickleball, spikeball, boogie boarding, heads up, seven up, duck, duck, goose, pop.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
A shot, seeing how far you can jump off of
a swing.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Botchi ball, croquet, knee hockey, air hockey, darts, shuffleboard, old
people version and bar version, pag tetherball, big jenga, mini Jenga,
Connect four, mouse trap, go fish war, both kinds of war,
lawn darts, battle wrapping.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Battleship pool or just hanging out in a pool.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
And then the last one I add was digging a
hole with a shovel. More of a sport than pickleball.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah, that's like a sport for your soul as a man.
It just makes you feel good.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
But yeah, pickleball, I'm over it. I think that people
that think pickleball is like a real sport just need
a chill a little bit. Do one of the other
sports we just listed.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
It's not good.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Just let's let it go. Let it go. Some girls
scott cookies that don't exist, Tic tac toes, the neapolitan
flavored X and O shaped cookies, red rovers be a
little red velvet cookies. That sounds like that'd be dope
hopscotches or square shaped butterscotch flavored cookies. Oh yeah, I

(18:46):
would fuck with those, right.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Smokies they're candy cigarette flavored candy cigarette cigarette yeah, just
like chalk. Yeah, but you know it'll give the parents
a nice flashback to their childhood.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Cherry chaplains cherry flavored macaroons. That's awesome jubileese. That sounds
like that would be a girl Scout cookie, snicker doodle
cookie with chocolate icing on it.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Baja Blast cookies.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
ID fuck with that, right, Ladybirds, which is just duve
chocolate and lady fingerstyle cookie.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
I also had a chocolate starfish.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yeah, well hold on, hear me out here. It's a
chocolate cookie.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
It looks like a butthole, so you went We thought
it was yeah, yeah, yeah, but I threw you off
for a second there.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
The last one I had was large March, and it's
just a bare claw, right. It just that sounds like,
can I get one large March and uh? Two lemonades,
some tic tac toes, a couple of hopscotches. Those are
some made up girls cut cookies and girls cut cookies
that don't exist. Luke Staying writes in and says, speaking

(19:54):
of space real estate, which we weren't talking about, how
much would the Big Dipper cost to buy.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Row at least like five garbins.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I don't know what that is. I don't know. I
just made up alien currents. No, that sounds like it
would be alien currency. So what my logic was is
like large acquisitions of land. Only thing I can really
think of is Louisiana purchase. So I did a little
math on this, and I suck at math, so it
may be off. I was like, how big is the
big dipper? First, like, Louisiana purchase was pretty big, but

(20:25):
the Louisiana purchase was eight one hundred and twenty eight
thousand miles that we got from France. Then I was like,
how big is a big big dipper? Big dipper is
It's like the side it's the length of forty moons,
and the moon two thousand miles a surface area on it.
So I just was like, okay, forty moons times two thousand,

(20:48):
that's eighty thousand miles. So eighty thousand miles nowhere near
what the Louisiana purchase was. But space that's the future,
So eighty thousand miles is like the size of the
whole big dipper. Space real estate's gonna be very pricey
just because it's the real estate of the future. So
you had to put a pretty penny on that. And
then I was like, how much was the Louisiana purchase.

(21:11):
It was fifteen million back in eighteen oh three. I
don't know what that equals now. But my stupid brain
put three hundred and fifty million dollars on what I
think the Big Dipper would cost. I would have said
more like eight point six trillion Federation credits, because you
know you gotta put in space. What does that convert

(21:31):
due to dollars?

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Tree fitty? Trillion, three fifty trillion. A lot of real
estate out there, man, and real estate is king?

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Really yeah, they don't make it do and they say location, location, location,
what better location? It's literally and like you know what, Hey,
where do you live that Dipper? I own that? Robert?
How much do you think it would cost for the
Big Dipper? What you said, tree Fitty? I said three
hundred and fifty million. He says three fifty trillion trillion.
I wanna go three fifty billion. I'll go in between

(22:00):
you two ooh. I like that.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
I thought you're gonna go three fifty trillion and one dollar.
I thought you were going to price this right.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Me and Big A asks us how many humans would
it take to beat a fully grown hippo in an
unarmed combat situation. I did a little research on this
because the big question this year was could one hundred
men take down a gorilla. So then I immediately could
a hippo take down a gorilla? They said yes, because

(22:27):
powder pound, the hippo was stronger, and the hippo's bigger,
and the hippos bite is like the strongest mable to
bite out there, so it would probably fuck up a gorilla.
So a hippo stronger than a gorilla, which means if
one hundred men could take down a gorilla, it would
have to eat more than one hundred men to take
down a hippo.

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Aren't they like deceptively fast hippos. Yeah, because they're fat,
so you think that they're not. But they got wheels,
They're like Prince Fielder.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
So I I immediately went to like, it's got even
more than one hundred. Okay, with one hundred people to
take down a gorilla, you know we're gonna die in
this situation. If you put two hundred people, do we
think we could take down a hippo? You gotta take
out its legs, but it's gonna smash those people. So
then you gotta have people that are jumping right in
and these are the sacrificial lambs, Like you're not making it.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
Out if you're the first guy trying to grab the leg.
We gotta it's pretty low to the ground already, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Right, So it's center grabby's pretty low. Yeah, it's gonna
take a while to try to get it actually down.
It depends on how hungry hungry the hippo is, because
then he might just be eating for fun and fucking
people up. Anyways, if he's hungry, he's probably getting more agitative.
So it's gonna like, I think, easily fifty to seventy
five dudes a hippo could take not not really a
part like injured, not able to continue to fight, maybe

(23:41):
not one hundred percent dead, but like you're wounded pretty bad,
You're you're not participating anymore. Two hundred people, I think
it's gonna get tired a little bit. I definitely you
gotta start at two hundred. I think I think two
hundred people could probably figure out a way to like
goug its eye out and then like make it mad enough,
then like figure out something. You know, a lot of
people will die, a lot of men will be lost
in this.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
So that's just the secondfice with making Yeah you're fighting
a hippo, what dold you expect? Like it's not gonna
be this is an easy work, or else everybody would
do it. So I think I think two hundred men
could take one hippo double the gorilla argument, and I
think they could take down a hippo. Is it possible
to be addicted to therapy or counseling?

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Definitely? You think a therapist is just going to give
up a never ending check. Right, But if like Robert
was like addicted to therapy, how would we fix that?
Because you can't send him to like therapy Anonymous.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Therapists don't want to fix you. They just want your money.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Right, But like us as his friends, Oh, if you're
like holding an intervention like yo, Robert, you are fucking
addicted to therapy.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Well, I can only think of one thing, and Robert
won't do it. It's garage beers. Garage beers with the boys,
that's therapy.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
But again, if he's addicted to therapy, he's just gonna
love that more. That's what I don't know.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
If you've ever had garage beers, you don't, actually you
talk with your friends.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Right, But if it's any sort of like therapy, it's
a therapy replacement, but it's still therapeutic, which means it's.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Like, think about it, when people are what do they
give them methadone kind of along the same line, but
it's a substitute for it.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Garage bears with the boys you had to go to
like rehab, But rehab is a form of therapy or counseling,
is it not?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well?

Speaker 6 (25:26):
I think sometimes there's counseling in the rehab, but sometimes
it's literally just like a detox, that's not really therapy.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
It's sort of therapy. It's getting you away from what's
causing or the problem.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
You know, maybe I just tell people that now I'm
not an alcoholic. I'm just addicted to therapy. It's Irish therapy.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
That's not gonna make it seem like yeah, it's I
don't tell people what my therapy is.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
I just say I'm like, dude, I'm really big into therapy.
I mean the curates, Stop doing cocing, stop going to therapy.
It's called self discipline. That's the cure.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Anthony Gallo says how much does location matter when choosing
a therapist? And should I be concerned that my therapist
wants to keep doing sessions in a gas station McDonald's
location probably matters, like I would like to be in
office or if they're doing like those online ones, like
if I can't do it online right or in an office,

(26:25):
if I had like an actual person I thought was
my therapist and they're like, yo, meet me at this, uh,
this gas station McDonald's just pulling there. We'll have a
big MAC and we can go over your problems. Like
I feel like you're just hanging out. This isn't like
I'm not going to pay you as much I would.
I would hope that's a discount therapist.

Speaker 9 (26:41):
Yeah, or it's kind of like with a dentist, you
care about where they're located, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
I'm not gonna do it, and like if you like
come to like my house.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Right my basement, Yeah, it's fine. I work from home,
like everyone doesn't. Now, like you're not going to do that.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
I'm not going to do that. I would say location.
Location is pretty important. Yeah, location is pretty important.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
But no judgment on right gas station.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
McDonald Although I know therapy is expensive. It is very pricey,
so maybe like you're like, in my budget, it can't
afford this one. And this guy's like I can meet
you at a McDonald's every Tuesday at six. Okay, I
guess I can fill my car up to get dinner.
These are some minor league baseball teams that do not exist.

(27:24):
The Nelson mandelas Nelson, Kentucky.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
The catskill mice.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Mmm, the cats kill mice. That's a really good of
The ding Dong Ditchers from ding Dong, Texas.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
The Burs and Boners. Nothing dirty, don't make it sick.
A boner is actually somebody that d bones meat and
they're by Fort Worth, which was a big meat packing area.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
The Rehoboth Beach Bums from Delaware, Hobeth Beach, Delaware. I
actually have two Delaware teams here, the Wilmington Dirt.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
Dobbers up in New Rochelle, New York. The New Rochelle
Old Fashions.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I got the Albany Armadillo's.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
The Fort Edward Furbaters because it was they were big
in the Hudson River Valley was big and fur trading
back in the day and someone had to beat the
the hides.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
To clean them off. The Sioux City Soups.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
The Pink Pony Clubbers from Pink, Oklahoma.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Chapel Run would definitely throw a fresh pitch off the
London Broilers from London, Wisconsin.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
I had a couple California teams, the Valley Vibes. Oh,
it's a bunch of surfer looking dudes playing ball, and
then by San Francisco the Baker Beach Bears.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
I had a couple of California ones. So I had
the Stockton Markets. Uh, the Redwood City Titties.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
The Liberty Bay Bees.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Liberty Babes as good and it's a double on Toronto
because the mascot is a baby that is dressed up
as Uncle Sam while also dressed up as a bee.
The Crisfield Calico Cats. I like Chrisfield, Maryland. The Kissim Kissers,
the hell Yeahs from Helm Michigan.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
The sam Arcos Marcos. This bunch of guys named Marco.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
You should be the San Marcos Polos. Oh, that would
be good. The Santa Claus Little Helpers from Santa Claus Indiana. Friends.
Would Fighting Nomes, wo fight. I don't want to fuck
with the fighting No.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Fighting Nomes would be such a good minor league team.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Name Yeah, those are some minor league baseball teams that
don't exist but probably should. Matt says. People talk about
third world countries and even first world countries like the US.
But what about second world countries? Who are they?

Speaker 6 (29:35):
I feel like second world countries have still mostly dirt floors,
but they also have an air force.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Like they've got money, it's just not being spent on infrastructure.
First world countries obviously like US, we go probably China.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Oh here's another one. If the US is willing actually
invade you your second world country, We're not gonna invade
you if you're a because you don't have any resources.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
That's why you're a third world Countrybert, will you look
up like a list of second world countries for me,
because I feel like Canada's got Canada screams second world country.
It's like you're right by the first like you're like, yeah,
your first world adjacent, like you're right there. The Mexico
probably also second world country.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Oh yeah, if you're touching America, but not America their second.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
World cut right. I'm trying to think of somebody like Slovakia,
second world country. They gotta they get in the World
Cup occasionally mm hmm. Czech Republic probably also second World Poland.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
So it looks like there was a second world country
was being used after the Cold War but things like Poland,
East Germany.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
All of Eastern Europe, the blocks.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yeah, if you win like medals and stuff, but you're
not like a powerhouse in winning medals. Your second world
country if like it's crazy to like when in track
every now and they're like this lady from fucking Trinidad
and Tobago like it's her, She's the first Olivian ever.
You're like, that's third world. Here's the thing us we
dominate all the time.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Is Canada third world because like New Zealand, their niche
sport is rugby and they dominate it. Canada's niche sport
is hockey. They haven't won a Stanley Cup in thirty
three years.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Olympics they've won gold, so like they get a pass
on that and then on the NHL All Star Game. Eh,
so we have to give him a little crab and
after your second world, your second world, they're so close
to getting relegated. They're like right above relegation zone. They're
tatting them right now. Yeah. Tis Evan Aldridge says, what

(31:36):
Superhero could have best stopped nine to eleven? Answer the question, Pat.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
I mean Superman, he's caught planes before.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
That's what I was thinking right as the Superman, you
laser down a plane, but like Superman also could have
like gone, taken the plane to the ground, rip the
door open, beat the fuck out of the terrorists, and
then be like, gotta go to the other one. But boo,
beat the fuck out of Terrace. Gotta go Pennsylvania Boom,
Pentagon Boom. Could have done all that. Worst case scenario,

(32:07):
just lays the plane down with your eyes. It's gotta
be a Superman in Green Lantern. He could also catch
him with his ring. But Superman, you know, he's the
most power. You can fly up to it. He's got
all the power. You can do it all.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Spider Man, I don't think his webs are strong enough
to hold a fast moving plane.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
What if he was on like the North Tower.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
I was just like and just like stop, don't do that,
but the plane was flying right at it.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah, but then you swing around because you're Spider Man.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
He ain't that strong. Remember Spider Man barely held back
the l train in New York. A plane Superman though
he's got We've got documented instances of Superman.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Okay, okay, well it's like it's a bird, it's a plane.
That so I was like, no, you can fly like
a plane, so he's pretty much a plane. But you
can also punch planes, and punch plans don't have that ability.
A punching plane would be dope. A punching plane, what
is it get a punch? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Birds flying towards the engine, it needs a punch. A
bird flies towards the engine, alert goes off, A fist
just pops out the signs like in Jackass.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yeah, the big boxing Mit Palm, Superman plans. Love it done?
All right? Um, great question. I was listening an interview
with Michael Irvin talking about somebody that hired a hitman
to to go after him and they turns out as
an undercover cop. I feel like hitmen are not a
real thing. Like you're either like mob or you work

(33:35):
for somebody where like that's your thing. But like just
the hirable, like pat find you walking off the street
and like, hey, I need to make somebody go away,
and they're like, yeah, which you, here's your price. Like
I don't think that's a real thing. I think they're
always undercover cops.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Like if you're hiring a hit man, you have to
already be in the criminal underworld and be like a
part of an organization, like I need Frank to take
care of somebody. You can't go to the Yellow Pages
and be like one says wet work, I'm gonna hire
that guy. No, that's cop. Yeah, I don't think they
they're putting out ads. It's a fucking cop.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
I just don't think there's a lot of freelance hitmen.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
No, because you can't trust that somebody tried to hire
you asn't a cop. If you're absolutely if you're if
you're murder for hire, it's because you're already poor, part
of a criminal organization.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
And it's always people that get like burn on, like
well she tried to get her husband killed by going
to an undercover cop that she thought was a hit man.
It's like yeah, man or the hitman trying to do something.
It's like bro, Like people don't just hire like nobody.
You don't just go google hit man and then like, well,
here's top ranked hitman on the reviews. There's not like
a YELP for hitmen. Maybe there is, I don't think

(34:41):
there is, but like it's not in a database anywhere
I can tell you that. Yeah, if you're not like
in the sopranos, or like in a gang, or like
in some organization. I don't think hitmen are a thing.
Damon says, what animal could you throw the furthest bird?
I think is out. We can't do bird because that's
a cheat. That's that's the hat because you'd be like,

(35:03):
I'm gonna throw the bird is gonna keep flying? Well,
obviously that's gonna go far.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Now.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
I had to pick bird because also birds they've have
hollow bones. You're not getting a lot of density to it.
You need a little density for the throw. I'm kind
of think of like a small rat.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
I was thinking hamster first. Ooh, hamster even better because
you can get a better grip on a hand to
have the long tail to cause drag. But I think
a rat. I think a rat might have a little
more oomph, a little more, a little more weight to it.
Then you can grab that little fucking back part of
it and just fucking yeat that bad boy. But that's
the thing.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Like, I don't think you can use the tail and
try and sling it because that's not throwing it.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
That's slinging it. You could throw it. I think that
plays is a throw you could.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
No, I think that, and also the tail could snap
as you're doing it. True, I think you're right with
hamster because it's it's more circular. I don't know what
about a baby armadillo too big, but a newborn armadillo,
how big is it? It's probably only about the size
of a between a baseball and a softball.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
But then you have to hope that it stays and
it's curled right, it splays out.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
I think I think you're right with hamster. So I
think it hedgehog too, because hedgehogs are kind of small,
but you might get stuck like you might get hedgehogged,
and then they're stuck and it doesn't come out of
your hand as well. Also, hear me out on this.
Starfish is an animal, right, ooh, Starfish, you grab that
bad boy and just fucking ninja star that bitch.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Here's the thing though, could it possibly boomerang back to
you and then you're losing distance?

Speaker 5 (36:29):
I think it's worth finding out. I'm I'm on board
because you could just grab one because you have you
have to have it out it's hardened, and then you
just ah that bad boy could sail Starfish that's a
great starfish might be the answer, because with the arms,
it's going to be cutting through the air. It's a ninjastar.
You just yat that as high up as you can.

(36:50):
That bad boy sale. I bet it's probably faster, probably
further than a round. I was originally thinking that's too small.
You're not gonna get any Yeah, that's what I was saying.
I originally thought that. But like, yeah, I like starfish. Starfish, Okay,
I like starfish. Danielle says, what is the most unmoanable
name you can think of? So we gotta go men

(37:12):
and women? Okay, yeah, ooh, Melvin, that's actually really that's
the first one that popped into my head was Melvin.
I came out with a couple of them for woman,
Gladys Ohls like, no, oh, Gladys Bernice. I like, it's
that second niece. It hits the ear wrong. Gertrude, hold

(37:36):
on though, but Gertie you can just give a little
nickname on there. But then also you could do Bernie.
Gertrude is good though. So I had Gladys for a woman,
and then I like Adolph is obviously the first one.
You're like Eightolf you're like Hitler.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
I think that's still more monable than than Melvin. Though, no, okay,
so eight off. I'd that was the first one that
came to mind, But I think so. I tried to
look up like older names and Reginald.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Reginald, Reginald.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
That was splendid.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
You could say, like shorten it to Reggie, but like, no,
he goes by Reginald. He's an old guy. Reginald. Like,
that's not hot. Never go be hot, to say Reginald. Ever,
and then Cecil, I think, Cecil fucks Cecil does not
ye Cecil again, Cecil like what the fuck?

Speaker 6 (38:29):
No, No, I think it's more monable than Melvin.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Though Melvin's a good or a good unmoanable name. I
think Reginald also, it sounds like you're just fucking a
Civil War general.

Speaker 8 (38:42):
I was thinking, Uh, whatever name Elon's kid is, whatever
that is Sanskrit or whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Yeah, I mean they're pretty pronounce them. I'll stick with, uh,
what was the one of Melvin and Bernice? I'll stick
with my first answer.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
You're just gonna go eli kid in and can't even
pronounce it. Yes, you can't pronounce it. You're not gonna
be able to moan it. Yeah, past the private bitch.
I always thought it was weird that people wanted souls
and all those movies growing up, Like what do you
do with a soul? Like, I wouldn't have a clue.
Does it make you more powerful and put it in
a jar? Is it like the one.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
When like as he kills other parallel universes of himself,
you have the power gets transferred into him.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Is that what getting a soul is? I always think
maybe like a soul was like a whore crux, you
know how, Like Voldemort was kind of a pussy ass bitch,
and like he kept giving up parts of his soul
like and then the more parts of his soul that
you got, like for him, he was stronger. And I
was like, well, yeah, that's why you keep dying all
the time, idiot, because you fucking broke your soul into
like seven pieces. You only have like a seventh of

(39:48):
a soul, You fucking loser, heater predigreu is fucking part
of you?

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Is it? Like the more souls you get, you just
become like a cat and you can get hit by
a car.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
You're like, oh, that soul's gone. But you know I
can collect another one later. You'd be like a soul dealer.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Yeah, Like I have five souls. I got hit by
a car last week.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
I only have four now start selling souls. Work at Kiya.
I gotta make some more deals here. Get my souls
back up.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Yeause, I'm gonna do some mountain climbing this weekend and
it could go bad.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
A shoe factory. You're really into music.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Well, I mean the devil did go to the crossroads?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
And what would you trade for your soul? Because I'm
pretty open. Corey Kitchens road in and he says, is
tiny smaller than teeny? Or is it the other way around?
What is the difference between teeny and tiny?

Speaker 6 (40:41):
No?

Speaker 5 (40:41):
No, teeny smaller, teeny is smaller than ten.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Something can be small and it's tiny.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
If that bitch is teeny tiny, it's really small.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
It's real small.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
I think teeny is like half of what tiny is
like size wise, So like something that's tiny in half,
that's teeny. So when it's teeny tiny, it's like, fuck, dude,
that's really smaller than half. How big is that? That's teeny?
Oh that's really small then, but that's teeny tiny like,

(41:12):
oh shit, that must be the smallest thing I ever seen. Yeah,
I just I mean teeny tiny small. Teeny tiny is
really small.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
And now I get where you're thinking he might be
because teeny goes in front of tiny. Yeah, but you
would never say that's teeny two.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Teeny's equal one tiny. I mean, the only teenye I
really want is a Martini. This guy gets it put it.
Better not be teeny tiny. I'll tell you that right now.
Better not be teeny tiny, but.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Teeny all three ounces. Teeny is smaller than tiny.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Teeny is smaller than tiny. All right, I'm glad we're
all on the same page on that. Past the Gravy podcast.
Why don't we just have double decker roofs? All right?
The idea double decker roof because everything is cooler in
the shade. What if your roof also had shade, there
was just another roof. You put a roof on top
of your room, and then your house is cooler and

(42:03):
you don't have to spend money on all the other stuff.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Now I know, or the average person can't. That's gonna
be very expected. Well, yeah, why aren't rich people doing this?

Speaker 5 (42:11):
You just double deck the double deck the roof, just
put like a pole up and then put another roof.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Or you just have like one platform above. It's all open.
It's open to the sides, but the lower level you
can get some shade if you want to be up
in the sun.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Sun made also the top you could also like chill
under the second roof, the top roof and may get
a little like deck area.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
And I don't think it should be flush. I think
it should be. The top roof is a little bit smaller,
so there's an area on the bottom level that does
get some so you can put your grill on that
one step back into the shade. Yeah, because you don't
want the grill underneath the top level, right. I think
this is a fucking brilliant idea.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Que Man, because it's been getting hot outside and I
was like, oh yeah, I mean it's just if the
roof is, it's just beaming down the roof, so it's
making everything come here. It's making the ac work hard.
That's how it works. I was like, what if you
just put a roof on top of the roof and
then it's in the shape. Can cookbooks be sued for plagiarizing?

(43:04):
I don't think so, because like this is my get
rich idea if this is the case, because it's like, yeah,
like you can come up with like if Pat put
out an entire cookbook of like Pat's favorite desserts, and
like you liked tiramassou and you liked ice cream cake,
and you like, I don't know, I'm trying to think
of other desserts. Grilled cheese, yeah, chocolate chocolate grilled cheese,

(43:27):
choco tacos, yeah, those are your Like I'm gonna make these.
And then I was like, hey, I like those recipes.
I could just jack your recipes. And the only thing
like I would do different is they consider of being.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Like when my grandpappy used to pick me up from school,
he'd make me a choco taco, a homemade choco taco,
and he used hot he used his love and his
and his soul to make this, and blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Like I could just make up my own little bullshit
synopsises before it and then like here's the recipe done.
Like I could have literally like the exact same recipes.
But what you're the only guy who has desserts, like
can you you can't like own a recipe.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Can you to be safe though, you want to switch
up the recipe a little bit, and I don't mean ingredients.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
You just put the order that you put it in exactly.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
So if it says like milk, eggs and butter, and
put butter, eggs, milk right there.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
It's just like when you copy your friend's homeworking but
make it look like it was a little bit different,
and you're like, all right, I gonna put the vocabulary
where it's in a different order. I want to just start,
like just rip a cookbook, like go get an Emerald
a Gassi cookbook, just copy all of his recipes, but
just be like, you know what I was making this?
Uh fetichini alfreid o. I always I had a tali

(44:36):
you grandmother, and she always made me fetichini because it
made me feel good.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
And when she seasoned it, she'd yell, bing, did she
see it's different?

Speaker 5 (44:47):
We could just sort of plage your eyes cookbooks, slightly
change it up, and then get away with it because
like nobody owns the recipes, Like you can't really own
a recipe. You owned grilled chicken, You own grilled chicken.
You invented grilled chicken. All right, Emerald, fuck you. Last
question of the week from our buddy josh Tree Coddle

(45:08):
at Joshua Tree seven to one to three, and he says,
is a menu the sequel to a cookbook? No, because
it doesn't have any instructions. I would say that a
menu is the prequel to a cookbook.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
I think it's the other way around. I think it's
the first half of a cookbook. You get the name
and the ingredients. What makes a cookbook a cookbook is
what the what comes after that teaching you how to
cook it. If you're just get an ingredient list of name,
that's that's the first half of a cookbook.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
It's not even can't be a sequel. No, it's a
prequel though. So I think like you're like, oh, the
Brai's short rib is this? And then you're like, I'd
like the braise short rib. And then they go to
the kitchen, open the cookbook, look up the Brai's short
rib recipe. They make it. So the menu would be
the prequel to the cookbook. You have a menu because

(45:57):
of the cookbook, So the cookbook probably comes first, but
then you have the prequel, like somebody made a cookbook
it's like Star Wars, like they made the cookbook first.
This is how you make the meals. All right, let's
put them together on a list. Whatd it like? Okay,
and then you start it. You like, I like this thing,
and then they go make that thing prequel. I like it,
And that works pretty much like in the drive throughs

(46:21):
or anything like, I'd like this. The number of this
it's a pre book they make it. Yeah, so menus
are prequels to cookbooks, not sequels. Quinton says, is a
scale of one to ten or one to five a
better ranking system.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
I wish I could say one to five, and I
want it to be one to five because it's just
it's simpler, it's easy. I swear, I find myself getting
angry when things are rated.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Out of one to five.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
I'm like, that's not enough because then if you start
putting decimals in it, it's not a one to five anymore, but.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
It still is. It's more like one to fifty. Yeah,
but you can just get to one hundred if you
do it tens.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
But that's ten. There's a enough numbers there. A two
out of ten, you can tell you know what?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
That is?

Speaker 6 (47:04):
A one out of five, you're like, I gotta do
fucking math to figure out the percentage on this.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Now. I think for food, one to ten is what
it's got to be. I think for a movie or
a show, one to five because I think of movies
good point. I think of movies and shows as like stars.
You'd give it, like, yeah, I give that five stars.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
That's yeah, because if you said the movie was an
eight out of ten, I'd be like, that's too many.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Numbers that I give five stars.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
You're right, yeah, food is one to ten. Movies or
we'll call it media.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Yeah, you can only pick one.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
I'm gonna go with one out of five because I
think when when it comes out of ten, it becomes
too many numbers. People are like, oh it makes you
to I'm like, oh, is this really a six or seven?
Or is the seven or an eight? Like then it
becomes too hard.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
There are some things that don't work at all on
a one to five scale.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Though, like food food. Food doesn't work on a on
a one to five sccause it's like if this sushi
was better than this sushi, like a four sushi could
be way worse than a five sushi.

Speaker 8 (48:07):
Well, I'm trying to give not a well, it depends
kind of answer. I'm trying to give him one specific
He's making me choose. I'm gonna choose out of five.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Ten is harder to do it. It makes me feel like
I'm more in control, like my rankings mean more, because
it's like if I give you a nine out of ten,
that's big. If I give you a five out of
a four out of five, yeah it's cool. It's really good,
but it's not as good as it could have been.
If I have any sort of feelings towards it, it's
got to be out of ten. If I had to
pick one of the two, I would go ten ten

(48:34):
all day, one out of ten. Robert would go one
out of five. Pago's one out of ten. But I
do think like food has to be one out of ten,
Movies and shows and media can be out of five,
or products like Amazon products and stuff. It's like that's
a five star if you are new to the pod.
Robert Feline's Somebody once asked us, is Robert Feline the

(48:57):
proper name for Bobcat, and we decided, yes, yes it is.
So then we tried to find a bunch of other names.
And words that would be like, the proper name for
this is this. I will give you the proper name.
You will try and guess who I'm really talking about
or what I'm really talking about. I would give you
a clue, like actor or something you do on a vacation,

(49:20):
or something you would do at the beach or something
like that, food, something like that. But that's how we
do Robert Feelin's I'm gonna start with, all right, this
is an actor sidekick good sweet potatoes. I'm stuck on
the sweet potato.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
I'm thinking of yams, and I can't think of any
actor whose name ends inam.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Go with that, though, Who's a sidekick? Maybe Robin? All right?

Speaker 6 (49:41):
An actor name Robin Williams.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Yep, yep, Goodwill, Goodwill, yams, sweet potatoes, Robin sidekick? All right?
This is a celebrity toilet iye sodium.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
John something salt, John balsalt, John Balls.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
I don't know toilet ie sodium is John cena, oh
salt sea and inn a is the elemental code for sodium.
Oh well, little science right there? All right? This is
an animal Florida. Rude start. I think birds animal bird

(50:24):
one word dactyl. Nope, Flamingo, yep, the f l the
Florida A mean, go see this? All right? This is
a musician, big boy Kid Farm. I got nothing on
this one. H I don't know who sings that. Oh

(50:50):
this isn't like Brandley Bentley or some shing Boone. It's
Benson Boone, big boy Kid Farm, big Ben Oh boys
real name, boy Kid, his son. It's Benson. And this
is a stupid one. So just you're ready to not
get this probably, but last place cat gravy, it's something

(51:14):
you'd put on.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Food, cat gravy. What could be going there? Gravy could
be sauce?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
All right? What was that? What was the category? Last place?
Cat gravy? No, but the category is something you'd put
on food, something you put on food, So sauce cat
could be put last place and cat. Think of them
as one word last place, cat place cat? Okay, garfield.
Sauce is not something I think loser, last place, loser.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
The sauce sauce?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Would you say that, like last place? What was the
word for last place? I don't know if you place?
Are you the worst? Oh? So so they were worst

(52:11):
Chesshire Cheshire Cat and then Great Orchester sauce, all right,
orches sauce. This one is an animal spooky. I think
everything is spooky. Hit stick bat yeah, bat bat aha.
This is like a monster slash thing still spooky though hopeless. Pepper,

(52:32):
some ghost hasper No, we both got there, mummy. No,
I don't know, grim reaper. Oh that's very good. All right.
This is a thing, spooky thing, irish John, light?

Speaker 6 (52:51):
How is light spelled in your thing? Is it l
I t E or l I g h t l
A g h t? And see I'm fuck, he said John.
And all I think is toilet now stuck on that
in my head. I know that's not it.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
I got nothing, Jack o' lantern, mm nice. Yeah, this
is a monster. Francis and a mug Frankenstein. Yep, it's
a monster, and you start with Francis hot dog. This
is a thing, a spooky thing. Crypt rock monster mash No,

(53:24):
damn crypt rock, not a crypt walk. It's a crypt rock,
crypt rock, tombstone, tombstone. Very good. This is under the
monster category, but also like spooky thing. Procede Street. Is this

(53:45):
ghost yes, okay, ghost go. I was running, I had
ghosts and I was just trying to find like what
else could I get to ghost with it? Last one?
This is a monster location devour Werewolf ye werewolf? Right?
These are all spooky themed. We're gonna start with a
Halloween movie. Okay, it's a Halloween movie. Hot Dog and

(54:08):
hot Dog, Frank and Wei. Yep, all right. This is
a monster. Halloween monster. Penelope Smart, Penelope Smart. I think Penelope.
I just think Cruise. No, from a Halloween movie I
got and or books. Penelope Smart is Pennywise, a clown. Pennywise.

(54:31):
Pennies is a nickname for Penelope. Yeah, you could call
something Penelope penny. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, It's never
occurred to me in my life. This is also a
spooky set of movies and and or books. Waterfowl blister,
waterfowl uh duck warmer waterfowl blisters. When I think waterfowl,

(54:53):
I just think goose bumps. Yep. Nice, there we go.
See Bobby got it nice? A Halloween person Copperfield Gourds,
Copperfield Gourds, David s Pumpkins, David Pumpkins, Baby David Pumpkins.
Another Halloween character flash monster bick Noggin, bick Noggin. I

(55:21):
think I think either pen or lighter pennhead yep. I
was like, you're on the right track. Nailed it, bick noggin.
Those were our spooky Robert feelings. Everybody past the private Bitch,
the park that I walked my dog at, there was
this guy who was loudly talking on the phone. He
was smoking a cigar the whole time. I saw him
again this week and I was just like, this guy

(55:44):
may just be trying to get in wicked shape and
also like smoking cigars. And then I got to thinking,
wouldn't you be in better shape if you trained smoking
cigarettes or cigars or tobacco products, Because they already have
like those those parachutes that you could attack for when
you want to run, it'll slow you down, but then
when you run without the parachute, you run faster. They

(56:04):
already have those altitude masks that you run and it
simulates it like you're at a high altitude, so you
can't breathe as well. Why not just incorporate all that
and then also smoke SIGs while you're while you're training,
because then, oh, the Olympics come around and I've been
training with cigarettes this whole time, Guess what's gonna happen?
When I'm not smoking cigarettes, my lungs can be wild. Yeah,

(56:29):
so I did. I did some research. Look look at
these notes, Pat, I have notes for you. But it
increases your lung volume, which is good. Then you can
hold more air when you're running. It also is uh.
It's been linked to increased hemoglobin levels. Hemoglobin is the
protein in your red blood cells that transfers oxygen to

(56:51):
the rest of your body from your lungs. So I
would imagine having higher hemoglobin would mean you can get
oxygen to the rest of your body faster, which would
make you faster. So why not just train and smoke cigarettes?
That guy walking the track might have been a genius.
It does increase your endurance if you were training. Obviously,
if you're just sitting around smoking cigarettes, your durance isn't

(57:11):
gonna be great. But like if you were in a
treadmill just ripping darts, maybe that's what you need to do.
You need to just get like a trainer that just
holds the SIGs to you and then like or like
a little hold it in, hold it in run, run, run, run,
and you're just tapping it. You're speeding up the speed
on the treadmill and then you're just like all right,
and you've got all the smoke in your lungs. You're exhausted,

(57:32):
but you're getting better. I love that idea. If you're
an athlete, if you want to be a more elite athlete,
incorporate smoking cigarettes or tobacco products into your workout regimen. Now,
this doesn't mean do it all the time when you're
not doing that, but like, if you're a sprinter, start
sprinting while he's smoking SIGs and then your your lung
capacity is tonna better, your hemoglobe is gonna better, and
you are gonna be a more elite athlete because of tobacco.

(57:57):
Can we just make cigarettes to the armbad? Is there
a way? Said? No?

Speaker 6 (58:01):
But like because all the health things aside smoking looks cool.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Yeah, I'm not like, you know, medicine guy, But if
I was a medicine guy, I would just make cigarettes
that cured cancer instead of caused him. Now that's an idea.
What if we did that, Oh you have cancer, well
here have these cigarettes? Like, but that's bad? No, not
these no, no, no. Do people with schizophrenia who wear

(58:27):
glasses need to be wearing their glasses to see hallucinations? Clearly.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
No, I think the hallucinations are just scarier if they're blurry.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
If you didn't have your glasses on, I would imagine
that the hallucinations are clear to you because you're hallucinating them.
But then you would think that me being there and
being not clear, I might be a sketchy hallucination. So
then you're even more confused because you're hallucination. You're like,
but I can see that this guy I don't even
know you, Like, what do you? So you think I

(58:55):
snations are real and the real people who are blurry
are hallucination, then your head's seen a pretzel. I think
that even if you don't have your glasses on, the
hallucinations are still clear. Yeah, other people aren't clear. But
because other people aren't clear, the hallucinations can be like
this guy's not even real, Like look, yeah, that's scary, terrifying.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Imagine having hallucinations and an astigmatism.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Robert, you're with us on that one though, right. It
just makes it more confusing because you think the hallucinations
are the real people, and the real people of the
hallucinations because they're blurry, it's terrible. Yeah. Fuck, how about
have schizophreny ever, that'd be wild. What if you guys
aren't real and I just show up every every Wednesday

(59:44):
this podcast. No one even listens to it. Everybody that
listens to it or watches it. I just imagine I'm
just talking to myself for eleven years. Fuck, I could
see that it's freaking me out, man, freaking me Outelebrities
if they had Pokemon names, I jotted down a few.
Let me start off with Alexandra Dodrio. What about Venus

(01:00:09):
Sore Williams sticking on just tennis players, Kim Cloister, Emily
rat To Kate I had Lona del Ratitat, Pablo Pikachu,
could Elliott, Jeff gold Duck, also Whoopy gold Duck, Lil
Nas Execute, Kristen Beltsbrout, John Cougar, my Champ. I had
My champ Man, Randy Savage, c Bone Thugs and Harmony

(01:00:30):
ev Mendez. What about and do gong Garfield, Rick Flarion,
Ringo Starmy was my favorite Beatle? What about Golden han
Ry Horn Reynolds, John Cubane holding the boom box up
with the skull, Maybe Carmen Electrode, Mack Myers, Orlando Gloom
right to you McAdams seal you didn't really need to

(01:00:51):
change too much for that. Garrettos, Bucy Jake, Jigglepuff and
Adam Sandtru and those would be pokemon if they were celebrities.
Are wind mills the number one employer of wind kites?
Windmills are only in certain places, dude, kites are everywhere.

(01:01:12):
But I feel like wind mills would employ more. No,
you know what, windmills don't employ shit. They're just a
sweat factory for wind, that wind getting paid. I have
never seen a past up up. I've never seen a
past up from fucking wind. Have you ever heard of
wind with a paste up? Not me, I can't say

(01:01:33):
that I have. It's a sweatshop for wind.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
That would make kites also a sweatshop for yeah, all
like mom and pop sweatshop.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
You know what wind? I would want to be a fan.
I'd be wind coming out of a fan because everybody's
like this keeps me cool. I like that ceiling fans.
That's probably the number one employer of wind. I sleep
better because of that. But again, I don't think they
employ wind. They use wind and manipulate it. But I
would say that wind mills are just win sweatshops, no
payment that wind gets at all. It's actually pretty inhumane

(01:02:05):
with windmills are doing to wind. So windmills aren't in birds,
not even employing when they're just using win. It's basically
slave labor, wind slaves. That's what it is, wind slavery.
So no, windmills are not the number one employee of wind,
the number one slave runners of Wind. I would say

(01:02:26):
when let's end win slavery. Hushtag, end win slavery.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
More fracking and fossil fuels.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
You know those people that go to like Texans games
and they wear like white painter suits and they just
put blood where their dick is and they're like fight
against circumcisions, circumcisions wrong. Like buddy, I just wanted to
come watch a football game. Why are you bothering me?
We need to do that. But like, end wind slavery
ended now like block a bridge and like you what

(01:02:54):
are you protesting win slavery. It's fucking bullshit, dude, that's
what it is. Yeah, windmills are not the number one
employee for not close and we should actually get rid
of windmills because of that. Pretty problematic, very extremely problematic.
What food do you think would make the best weapon.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Well, I did find out the other day that a
starfish is edible. Yeah, so that would be pretty good.
Like yeah, you're just like and it's right, and they're scratchy. Yeah,
a marlin.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
That was so I was like swordfish if you could
use the entire thing.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Sawfish is also out there, but like.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
A swordfish, like you typically when you're getting a sort
like a swordfish, you're not porcupine sword If.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
You could like get the porcupine to just like kind
of curl up on your hands, that's food. And then
oh that's right, I'm just I was just thinking animals,
not food. Sorry, I got onto animals after start. There's
lots of animals that you Okay, old on, let me
rethink into food. I mean Durian fruit just because it
smells so bad. That's kind of like a bio weapon.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
So okay, I had three. My three were swordfish, if
you could use the whole fish. My second one was
a candy cane because you can just make a shank
out of it like everybody does in Christmas, then you
just should just shank somebody. And then third is the
peaches from white lotus that are poisonous. I know nothing
about that. It's poisonous. So you just beg here pat

(01:04:17):
have an apple, and you're like and then you die.
Uh no, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
But I don't think we can use Marlon because that's
not the part of the food.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Right, because it's food and you usually just fed the
meat at that point. Candy canes, though, great.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
Coconut people die from coconuts falling, slaying that shit. Yeah,
it's like a deadly dodgeball.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Coconuts really good in that same vain.

Speaker 10 (01:04:37):
Could you say peanuts, yeah, you yes, it's very deadly
to a tiny percent of the population.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
And that percent of the population. If a fucking peanut
can take you out, you're week. And people might be like,
that's cool, it's okay. My cousin has a peanut allergy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
It's the family. I'm allowed to say it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
My answer is banana though, hazard you can slip on them.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Well, you could like shove the banada down their throat,
but you could do the peel down so they try
and run from you, shove it down their throat and
then they slip boom hit their heads. Whiskey spoison if
you drink enough of it, if you drink enough, but
that's that's liquid, not food. I think candy cane is
our answer. Yeah, I think we gotta go with candy cane.
You just make a shift out of that in no time,

(01:05:26):
all right, if you can think of a more dangerous
food yet us know? Greg says, why do you grocery
store rotisserie chickens cost less than the raw, uncooked ones.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
I'm be honest, I don't think I've seen a full
chicken uncooked. It's always the broken down parts like chicken breasts, thighs, legs,
all that stuff. The whole chicken would probably be cheaper
than the cooked one because then you have to process
it yourself. My guess paying for the labor of somebody
else cutting it apart.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Ro tissary chickens are pretty cheap. My guess would be
that it's the whole chicken that was about to expire,
and they're like, I guess what we could do instead
of having to throw this out because no one's gonna
buy one that's about to expire? Would if we just
if we just rotisse read it and then we made
a couple bucks on an entire loss. It's having to

(01:06:14):
throw this out or feed it to Joe Exotics tigers.
Then we can just make a rotisserie chicken, and then
Padd'll come in high and want a row tissue chicken
for dinner, so he'll do that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
That's a good point. I feel like the chickens that
are getting retisried are probably smaller than the ones that
are cut into pieces. But no, not necessarily, because you
buy drumsticks and they're gonna be the same size as
that one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
I don't know, that's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
Maybe the ones that get cooked are just raised a
lot cheaper because they're they're raised to be cooked before
point of sale to the customer.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
There's always rotissary chickens, though, when you go to the
grocery store, and I feel like it has to be
just like whatever, the one that's about to go bad
today is get it out of the way, because it's
gonna be either not eating anyways, or it was sitting
there frozen. Maybe it looks more appealing, it smells delicious.
I know that the old frozen ones that are about
to go bad, they're like, maybe we can turn this

(01:07:05):
into something, or it was nothing anyways. Just they shouldn't
be about to go bad. They're frozen. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
I didn't think about that, but maybe as they rotate.
That's a I've never thought about where the rotissy chickens
come from.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Neither had I. That's a good point. I think you
You were probably right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
It's probably frozen ones that haven't gotten sold, so they
just rotisserium.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
I broke up with a girl in middle school because
she said I was a pussy for you not what
not wanted to watch saw it. I was like, all right,
fuck you. She got pregnant in ninth grade. That's just
saw it. As to you, if you put a chameleon
in a room full of mirrors, what color does it turn?

(01:07:44):
Mirror colored? Probably the color of the floor that's sitting on.
What if it's a room full of mirrors.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
And it's sitting on a mirror, Yeah, it just goes invisible.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
It's just a box. That's how we unlock invisibility. Hasn't
anybody tried this? No? Not to iye loudge okay, put
a put a.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
We need to take a chameleon, put it on a
mirror into a house of mirrors.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
We have unlocked invisibility. Rodeo is coming up. We could
be like, hey, I am going into the house of mirrors.
I have a chameleon. I'm not going to pay. This
is for science.

Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
We're doing science.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
If you put a chameleon in a box of just mirrors,
I think it's invisible.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
It's definitely gonna go invisible.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
There's another explanation, what would it be? What would be
mimicking or would it just turn like mirror shaped? It
would just be another mis shape shifter? Now, yeah, what
color is a mirror? Mirror colored? Yeah? What you got
seventy three dollars from PetSmart? All right, buy one right now?

(01:08:45):
And then can you door dash? Where are your DoorDash
from PetSmart? Like one chamelion? You're gonna eat it? No,
we're not gonna fucking eat What kind of cychos do
you think we are? We're gonna put it in a
box full of mirrors.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
I like to believe my theory, because you know, science
is just all theories. Absolutely, my theory is that it'll
go invisible. I think it becomes invisible. There's no other
real logical explanation. What color is a chameleon? Originally you'll
never know. You would think green, but we probably just
see it around green stuff. Yeah, we'll never know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
So yeah, comeleion has just become invisible if you put
them in front of mirrors. Neil says, what is the
fastest letter.

Speaker 8 (01:09:32):
I want to go?

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Initially I thought V, but then I also was like,
what kind of eye is it?

Speaker 8 (01:09:37):
Because if you look at capital V, a V just
looks like it's like an arrow ready to take off.
Like mm I, now, is this the eye where it's
you know, it's got the little things on the top
of it, and then it's the column or is it
just the like straight.

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
Line because if it's a straight line, that thing's fastest.
Fuck just a line, that's what I was, Just just
a line, that thing that out of here. But I
don't know me hear me out though, Capital J. So
look at it with the little top on it. That
thing looks like it fucking could just jolt out of there.
There's there's one correct answer. It's capital H. It's the

(01:10:11):
only one with two legs and arms to get pumping.
It can get run in the fastest just off of physics.
Like I almost thought A at first, but A you know,
comes to a point at the top, there's no upper
body moving with it. The H can get the opposite,
you know, goalpost, moving with the leg, create more force,
run faster.

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
K has also got the ability to do that too,
and it's leaning, so it's more of a runner's lean.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
It's interesting that you guys are thinking running. I was
thinking like flying, Like.

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
I thought flying initially too, and then he's looking at
it from this, but that I think K looks faster
than H.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
If you're looking at what could be a better runner, actually,
you know what it probably is. It just it's oh,
it's a wheel.

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
You know, it'd be crazy. Imagine putting an I and
a V together make a little spear just that that
day soaring.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
That's kind of zero.

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
That's exactly where it is. That's why I'd be very fast.
That's why I went V. I. I probably immediately went arrow.
I think V is fast. But I also I can
side with Robert on I. If we have to settle
on one.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
I'm gonna stick with Oh, just because it's a wheel,
it's gonna get moving pretty fast.

Speaker 8 (01:11:14):
Well, unfortunately you've been out voted. I feel like I
is what Robert and I are going to settle on.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Then yeah, I'm going with I. Well, I don't agree.
Next question is from Andrew Alderman, who writes in and says,
why is it called a twin bed if it's only
made for one person? It used to be like twins
used to be a lot smaller back in the day.
A lot of people, like the lamestream media will not
tell you this, but like before they put GMO's and

(01:11:40):
all that bullshit in your food and poison the foods
by people, used to be a lot smaller. Specifically twins,
you only have so much room in the womb, and
then you would just stay smaller typically so it's much
easier like lower income families. But we've got a twin bed.
You know, you and your brother, you and your sister,
get get in the bed. You gotta share a bed
because they were so small that like they basically like
twins are basically like half people, and they they were

(01:12:02):
like then the GMOs and stuff like fattened him up,
made him bigger and stuff, which like, yeah, I guess
that's one positive thing. Now you can have your own
twin bed, But it's it's kind of crazy that like
like that's one of the things where like what did
GMOs do to be like we'll look at a twin
seventy years ago. Used to be it looked like Dobby
the Elf, Dobby Elf from Harry Potter, but now like

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they look like real ass people.

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
I fully believe that the farther we went back in time,
the more impressive of a human being I would be.
Like I think if we went back before modern medicine,
I would live to be one of the oldest people
on the planet Earth.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
I'm and I'm talking back like like three hundred the year,
like way back then when everyone was dying at forty
because look at me, I don't take care of myself
at all. You don't go to the doctor.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
But I have no health.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Problems, nothing ever hurt. I think I was a doctor,
I would live till like fifty five, and I'd be
the second oldest man on the planet. Back then, I
think I was gifted with one of the created genetic
bodies of all time. But also to balance it out,
God gave me just some of the lowest fucking drive
he could put into a human being without it just

(01:13:08):
falling over.

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
But you also don't go to the doctors, so you
don't know how healthy you are really. You're just avoiding
getting the information.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Nothing hurts well you've also just look going upstairs like, ah,
money hurts. But like, I never get sick. Everyone gets sick.
I don't get sick. Well, when you do get sick,
you just drink whiskey and get drunk so you don't
feel sick anymore. You always tell us that I don't
get sick. The whiskey keeps away the sick. No, don't
even listen to me. You're also drunk all the time,

(01:13:36):
so you might even know if you're sick.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Like I never get ill.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
I never get a cold, I don't get stuffy, knows,
I don't have allergies.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
I'm God's most imperfect perfect being.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
So like a Blessing Antichurst situation. Yeah, do you guys
think that monsters are evil or do you think they're
they're really just hungry, because I feel like they're always
portrayed evil, but really like they're just hung monster not
always monsters inc. Yeah, Sully was a good guy. I
mean I think I think it was a great guy.

(01:14:05):
I think if you really break it down, a lot
of monsters are more of the monsters inc. Monsters where
they're not really mean, they're.

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
Just clucking in like now, some of them you're gonna
have what was his name, Wendell.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
That guy was a dick, right, Yeah, he was evil. Yeah,
like you have evil monsters, obviously there's gonna be evil monsters,
like there's evil people. But like I think like trimmers,
those things just wanted to eat a quiet place. Like, yeah,
they're very scary killing machines, but like you just happen
to be the prey vampires. What are they supposed to
just let themselves die? No, they're hungry, yeah, like they

(01:14:36):
gotta eat something. Cavemen, they would starve to death if
they didn't have wooly mammos. But they're like, we gotta
find Like, look, we don't want to kill you, we
have to. I mean, think about it. If if you
had never heard of a cheetah and you went to
Africa and you saw a cheetah run down and elk
and kill it, you'd be like that monster. Yeah it
was a monster. It looks that thing.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
It climbs trees as fangs.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
That's that fast. That's a monster. Oh dude, it's just
hungry like Jaws. Trade as a monster was kind of
a monster at the end of it. But like I
really feel like at the beginning, Draws is just hungry. Yeah,
and then he got a little got a little greedy.
Well bit He's like, look, they don't even fight back.
I can do whatever I want. Here a lot of sharks,
like I don't know what people are. And then they
see a person they think it's a seal and they're like,

(01:15:17):
all right, let's go to shout time. Oh fuck, my
bad dog. Sorry your arms are gone. But like he
was just trying to get on Shark Week, Yeah, just
trying to be famous. I just feel like monsters though
they're getting a bad rap. Maybe we chill out on
the meanness.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
When you're intoxicated, you are your honest self.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Every every girl would always say it. You're like drunken.
Drunken words is sober thoughts, right, Isn't that that's the thing.
I think that's the phrase.

Speaker 9 (01:15:43):
Drunken words are so okay?

Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Yeah, because I didn't mean that I was drunk. Drunken
words are sober thought No. No, I was just drunk
and I was saying because you were making me mad
and I was trying to get back at you.

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
Girls are vicious.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
They girls are really mean. We have daughter. I mean guys,
guys are mean too, but like girls can be really
mean and girl guys will say stuff where you're like, man,
fuck Alex, like ox sucks. Like a girl says something
like you don't get and then like six weeks that
like fuck that bit, that's what you mean, what you
do do that, that's what you're doing right now. She
clocked me on it.

Speaker 9 (01:16:15):
Wow, that's deep. Yeah, sober. No, drunks are sober thoughts.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
I think that's the first. Now that makes sense, But
I don't agree with it at all. You don't know
because sometimes you're just drunk. You want to be drunk.
You're going to say dumb shit. I get sometimes you
like secrets come out when you get drunk.

Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
Definitely sometimes Okay, not all the time, but sometimes okay, agree,
but like also.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Like, oh, really, every dude in the bar has been
fucking honest without it. Mm hmm. That's just sober thought.
The guy thinks you the prettiest girl in the world.
He doesn't know how somebody has scooped up yet or
is he just trying to fucking take you home from
the bar. And you gotta apply it to that too.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
You're right, but sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Sometimes you're right, Jesse says. If band names were literal
what would be the best and worst concerts to attend?

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
So for best, the first one that popped into my
head ac DC, because they have power so the concert
can go on okay, Like you know, they've got all
the electricity that they need.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
I was gonna think Bare Naked Ladies would be a
good concert. It's just like some barnakey ladies. Dude, that's
the show, all right, I'll check that out. That sounds
like a fun one. And then Bad Ones whole whole
would be bad. I don't want to see naked Courtney Love. Initially,
Mega Death was the first thing I thought of, Oh,

(01:17:38):
real bad one. Mega Death would be bad, and then
AFI would also be really bad. It stands for a
fire inside, Like I don't want to be inside of
a venue that's on fire. Cannibal Corpse, that'd be a
bad one. That would be bad too. Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
I was thinking like one of my favorite bands, Awell Nation,
they just don't show up.

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
You're just like, where the fuck is he? Like watching
George Jones Back in his drinking days, he used to
famously get show up to concerts.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
George Jones would be a going because it's like I
know exactly where I'm going to see it. Elvis, that guy.
Hell yeah, jelly Roll, you show up, but just a
fucking doughnut on stage. Jelly Roll would suck like that
was what it was.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
But maybe if you got a jelly Roll.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
That's true. Ice Cube just melts like this is fucking
what a letdown? Would little uzi vert be doing skateboard
tricks with a like a gun doing skateboard tricks. That's
kind of sick, but but that could be the best
and the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:18:34):
From what I've seen from movies, Uzi's are very easy
to just if they hit the ground, they just start
spinning and firing, and if you're on a vert, you're
gonna fall at some point.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
That's true, it's very dangerous to be at that concert,
but also kind of adds a little bit of an
element of danger where you're like, I just don't want
to be I'm not gonna be front row. I'll be
hanging out in the back and then every time it
like wipes out, you Doc.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
Old Crow Medicine show, that'd be awesome. Just a bird
giving it out advice, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
Dude, oh cruw Manason Showwood. But pretty good list Clayton
t says, if we found out that Bill Cosby was
a robot controlled by a squirrel this whole time, would
that make things better or worse.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
I'm gonna say worse, just because then that means we
need to look out for all squirrels. Squirrels are some
fucked up animals.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Then they are very animal of all that. I was
gonna say it might make it better because at least
it wasn't a person doing that. At least the Bill
Cosby we thought was just really just it wasn't even
a guy. It was just a robot being controlled by
a squirrel. But yeah, now I'm more fearful of squirrels,
but I also respect their acting ability and their comedian
mobility too.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
But like, think about any time you're drinking anything outside,
you have to be wary of your cup of a
squirrel just sneaking up and dropping something in your drink.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
That's scary.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Part of me thinks it would be It would make
it a little bit better to be like Bill Cosey
wasn't just an evil monster. He was a squirrel that
was an evil monster. But I'd rather a squirrel be
a monster than a person be a monster.

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
I guess, yeah, because then we can't assume all squirrels
are like that off the actions of one squirrel. Yeah,
there was a lot of squirrels on campus at Texas State,
as there are most universities, I would say, and I
used to watch them wrestle, and there were some a
lively bunch of squirrels, And I never saw him drug anybody.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Yeah, we don't want to lump all squirrels in the
same group. That's right, the robot controlling ones.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
I've wheeled back. I was being a little bit of
a bigot right there. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
No, I appreciate you, appreciate you'd made that. I've grown
and I've learned in the last thirty seconds. So better.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
It's better because it was just one bad squirrel.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
It makes things better. And you're like, this squirrel is
fucking wild. The fact that, like Bill Cosby got away
with all of that stuff he did the Cosby Show,
he had all those specials, then this terrible news comes out.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
What if the squirrel killed him after the Cosby Show
and took over Oh bad, the bad Cosby. I mean,
then we could watch Cosby shill again.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
I think you're onto something there. I think it makes
things better though, Yeah, better that it wasn't just Bill
Cosby was an evil human being. It was a squirrel
that was evil. One of the good things about having
little kids is you can kind of black out after
your team really disappoints you. And by a blackout, I
don't mean get drunk. I mean I'm not gonna watch this.

(01:21:23):
Then a night game. I'm gonna put Blue on because
you want to watch Blue.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
You got a blue out.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
I got a blue out. And then maybe you learn
a little bit about yourself, like miss Rachel, maybe you
learn the big feelings are okay. Sometimes it's okay to
have big feelings.

Speaker 6 (01:21:34):
That's why I say you're the one suppressing the big feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
I was like, miss Rachel, you are right, it's okay
to be sad about the giants letting me down. And
then when you're watching Blue, you learned, okay, Maybe you
gotta learn compromise. Like Bluey and Bingo thought that they
were gonna have a sleepover with Muffin and it was
gonna be the best and they were gonna stayup all night.
Muffin gets a little fussy because Muffin wasn't nappened during
the day, and then Muffin is a little cranky, and

(01:21:57):
Blue and Bingo are like, all right, we got to
compromise and realize we can still have a fun night,
but we're gonna have to go to sleep and we
can't stay up all night. Maybe you should. I just like,
I am compromising. I'm just not gonna watch more football
the rest of the week. And then I watched it
the next day, but I just didn't consume any other
football media that would talk about the Giants. If I
saw anything about the Giants on TV, I changed it.
It's much easier to do when you can change it

(01:22:18):
to a kid's show. And Luke says, if you got
cop breaking into a vending machine or an ATM and
told the cops that you were just trying to get
into a speakeasy, could you get away with it? Ooh,
but I heard there was a speakeasy back here. I
was trying to sir, you're trying, you're you ripped the
top off of an ATM and you're pulling money out

(01:22:38):
of it. No, no, no, that's what they said. They said
that if you do that, then there's a speakeasy behind
I had to enter my my pin code. How do
you think I got in?

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
The ATM might be hard, That one's gonna be hard
to explain. But the vending machine, I think you can
get away with.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
I wasn't stealing cokes and sprites. I just I was
trying to go to this nightclub. It's speakeasy. That said
it was behind a coke machine. It's called the coke machine,
that's what they could you get away with it? Yes,
you could, probably would not get away with if you'd
have to do it in like the area of other speakeasyes,
like find another speakeasy, make tude. No, I thought I

(01:23:11):
was going to this place. Oh it's down the street.
Oh I got the wrong two. There's so it's so
difficult to get into these things, you know it is.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
This isn't three, this is three twenty one. I was
looking for three twelve. I read that address wrong, My bad.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
I mean they told me it's behind a coke machine.
Like that's very vague description. Like how am I supposed
to know? And the cop? But you fucking idiot, all right,
you probably would not get away with it if that's
what you told the cop that I thought this was
a speakeasy, but it's not a zero percent chance that
you get away with it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
You just got to get a chill cop.

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
Or just really commit to the bit and make sure
that you can find another speakeasy in the area and
be like classic mix up. Gustavo says, what happens if
one of a set of conjoined twins gets arrested. Here's
the thing. What crimes can they commit? The murder somebody?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
I mean, if you're conjoined and touch it, you're getting
an accessory. Yeah, like you were part of the crime,
like or say it's even a computer crime, like someone online.
You're sitting right there at any moment, you could have
used your arm to close the laptop.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Yeah, I guess they could have been like you could
have called nine on one, but he would have got
me too. I didn't want that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
I would assume you'd like but even if it didn't,
have to give him like house arrest.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
But even if it's a necessary.

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
You're you can't put somebody in jail for a crime
they did not commit. But like the way the other
person can go to jail is by bringing a second person.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
You're getting a house arrest. What was like murder and
one gets accessory because they didn't do it and the
other one did do it, and then the same person
and like one of them gets two years and the
other one gets fifty years. Like then what do you
do two years in jail, forty eight in the house arrest?
But it's murder.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
If you get murdered by the set of con joined twins.
But you just kind of step away.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
They have the power too, you were out of numbered.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Actually they each have the power.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
Of one half, but together they're two brains. Well depending
on again, right there, you know you're you're both co conspirators. Yeah,
I think you're in necessory no matter what. But it's
just like at a certain point, like I didn't do
My time is done, my sentence is up. What I do?

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
They could be like in a crowded bar and one
of them pickpockets someone and the other guy didn't know.
You have no idea, So yeah, I think the only
logical thing you could do is put them on house arrest.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
I think you got to put them both in jail.
And it's just like, look, dude, we're gonna give you
the app Like, if you'd like, we can try and
separate you and see how that goes. But if not,
you gotta go with it, like we don't know what
to do with you. Sorry, it's an unfortunate side effect
of being conjoined. Tucker says, if you had to be
executed and lethal injection was not an option, which method

(01:25:49):
would you choose?

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
I mean, I know, guillotine, that's the coolest way to die.
It's quick. Also, I want an open casket afterwards, holding
my head like a football.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
That'd be sick at the football movie.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
Like my first move was like, dude, just bullet to
the head, get it over with. But like guillotine, it's
a spectacle. Hey, guys, come out this Saturday, watch me die.
It would be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
I did think about guillotine, but I feel like I
would go by hanging and then I could do.

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
It's a horrible way to die because it's over fast.
Not okay, not that fast. You're also snapping your necks, you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
Lose your consciousness. You're just done.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
No, no, no, the guillotine. You're just done, are you?

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
Or like what if? Like what if you still are
like oh no, and I just don't. My head's just
not yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
I mean, and that's the other cool thing you might
get like two seconds, but I don't think there's gonna
be much pain.

Speaker 8 (01:26:45):
But if you got the hanging one, I don't think
you would get two seconds. Like your brains disconnected, you're
not feeling anything.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
We don't know, we don't know. I know you're not
gonna get long. But like what if for like two
seconds you're like ow fuck and then you lose your
consciousness and then you can be like first time you
need to do that meme.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
Horrible choice.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
You wouldn't go okay, absolutely not Well. I had hang
and then I had execute, like I did a power
ranked mine. I really thought about this one. I did hanging.
Execution by gun.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
Yeah, like firing squad would be dope.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
To firing squad is different than execution by gun, I
feel like, but it is the same thing because but
firing squad it's like they could hit you and your
stomach and you could just bleed out that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
Way, Like yeah, but that's the like that's why guillotine
is so better. But firing squad nothing spectacle.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Spectacle, but like execution by gun would just be like
bam the backhead, it's over. That's quick. I think you
guys pointing out the negatives of hanging might make me
go guillotine. Yeah, guillotine, that's what you're going guillotine too,
All right, y'all won me over Like it's a public spectacle.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
I want people to get a little.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
Enjoyment, So guillotine is the way to go past the gravy.
Cally says. Throughout my life, I'm a thirty eight year
old woman. I have probably lived with just as many
women as I have men, and I can't think of
a single male who didn't have to start his day
with the ritual of coughing, snorting, hawking, and spitting up
loogies every damn day. Some are worse offenders than others,

(01:28:19):
but I swear they all do it. My dad, my husband,
my son, ex boyfriends, roommates, coworkers, family members, and even
friends who have come to visit for the weekend. Why.

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
I have a couple thoughts, all right, On the most
basic level, I think it's just that women take better
care of their bodies than we do. They eat better,
they eat cleaner, they usually have a nighttime routine, a
bedtime routine. They get to bed at decent hours.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
Most guys, I know, we just kind of fucking live
life and then pass out, and then we wake up
in the morning and do the same shit again. We're
not really taking care of ourselves. Also, on a secondary
level of it, I think, and this is gonna sound weird,
but emotions and your body health have to go in common.
I think it's because men just bottle up a lot
more shit. I think it's just women are on a
more likely basis, are just healthier than men.

Speaker 5 (01:29:11):
That is like, actually like a really good answer. My
answer is going to be that we don't have periods,
and that's because like when you have periods, you get
all that stuff out with you know, with that stuff answer,
and like us being guys, guys being dudes, like we
don't have periods to like sync up with the rest
of our bodies every month, so like all of that crowd,

(01:29:33):
it just it backs up in like our head and
our throat and everywhere else, and then in the morning
you wake up and you're gotta get rid of this,
you gotta get the poison out. So that's basically like
that's why men don't have periods, because we hawk loogi's
and cough and snort every single morning right after we
get up.

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
That's what we deal with the congestion of the morning.
Women don't have that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
I am very congested every morning. That's our burden to
carry her.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
So next time you hear your husband wake up and
cough and hack and sneeze and cough up, Lougi's that's
our period and we have it every day. That's why
we don't it. You guys are lucky that you only
have to have your period one week a month.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Yeah, I fuck it every day I wake up and
you know what, I don't complain. Yeah, maybe ladies you
could learn something from that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:11):
Luke Sayn wrote in and said, is it racist if
the Chinese restaurant doesn't bring me chopsticks?

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
I'm a white guy. Yes, act no, No, it's not racist.
It might be a little prejudiced, might.

Speaker 8 (01:32:29):
Maybe not necessarily racist.

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
It's not a good look. Can we be honest for
a minute. Was it fair? Could you have used the chopsticks?
It's profiling, it's profiling.

Speaker 8 (01:32:42):
It's not racism, but it's on the spectrum. Can we
say that, Luke say that, I don't think it's racist.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
It's not a good looks are not chips? What are cheetahs?
Then they're cheese puffs. No, there are there are they
have puffs? Yeah, they have teo cheese puffs.

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
No, there puffs. Even the crunchy ones. That's still a
cheese puff. It's just a crunchy puff.

Speaker 8 (01:33:08):
You sound insane because he goes like a psychle.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
My buddy goes, you know, really the why do I
find him in the chip aisle? To which I respond
to question, Okay, you know what else you find in
the chip aisle? Cheese?

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
It's popcorn and fucking pork crimes. Are you going to
say any of those are chips? Well, I bet you
now that you said Cheetos are chips, you probably think
cheese its are chips also, which they're not crackersers.

Speaker 5 (01:33:31):
There you go say it on the box.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
But then so right there, all those are in the
chip aisle.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
No, Cheetos are chips. They're unequipped chips. Yeah, Dorito's are chips.
Now you make an excavage for Rita's.

Speaker 6 (01:33:46):
Well, because even though it's not a potato, it is
a tortilla chip. If there was a two bags right
here on the table, one Lais and one Cheetos, and
I said, Robert, hand me the chips. Are you gonna
hand me.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Cheetos, which on that. I don't think that's a wrong
take at all. I think we're very right. Not cheetos
are its own thing, like the chees, especially the ones
that aren't Cheeto puffs. Those are chips. And if funions
are chips, then it's the same thing. I want to say,
the fundion is a chip. You wouldn't say what is

(01:34:19):
a funion? Then the funding is a funnion. That doesn't
you can't have it in its ring.

Speaker 6 (01:34:25):
Chips are also flat and crunchy. The cheeto crunchy, not flat.

Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
Really? What about toastedo scoops? It's got a flat flatness.
It's got a bowl. It'd be a better ladle than anything,
but the layer of it is flat. What was your
pringles ms? Potato chesh But that's fine float. It doesn't
have to make a duck face with them. Upset they
said they're flat. I didn't say their level. You know,

(01:34:52):
I don't think you know what flat is.

Speaker 6 (01:34:54):
You guys are just I can't believe I've been doing
the sham of a podcast for this long.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
You don't know. And his cheetos are definitely chips. If
you don't think so, you are a fucking crazy. Babby says,
can anything tell time? Yeah? But anything in the world.
Can anything in the world tell time? So I looked
at this a couple of different ways. Oh, does anything,

(01:35:19):
any object have the ability? Because yes, clocks could tell time,
So yes, anything something can't tell that. It would be
if something could tell time, Yes, clocks can't. I can
also tell time. But can anything tell time? Anything in
the world to time? All right, So you got to
look at living and non living things. You would think

(01:35:40):
living things would be easier, but I think non living
things are easier because a non living thing, no matter what,
if you boil it down to it, it's a sun dial.
It's a shitty sun dial or not a shitty sun dial.
But if you can figure out how to tell time
off of it, you can. You can tell time with anything. Water.
I don't know, Let me look at that. Let me
let me that's the unreflecting off of it. Eventually, like

(01:36:02):
Tom Hanks on Castro, I'm sure if you just stood
at the ocean, like stood and stared at the ocean,
he could tell what time it was based on how
the sun's coming off the water. Sun dials everything is
a sun dial. Some are just better sundals than others
now living things. My daughter can't tell time where shit,
but body clocks are a whole thing, so she can
cute tell one at the morning. She can kind of

(01:36:23):
like you might not be able to be as accurate,
but animals are like, hey, this is when this happens. Bears,
they fucking hibernate when it gets to a certain time
of the year.

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
Tribe being an hour late telling your dog instead of time.

Speaker 5 (01:36:35):
Your daughter could also be a sun dial, so in
that way she could tell time. So everything can. Yeah,
even a piece of paper. Yeah, it's very thin, but
if we got a good enough microscope we could tell
which way the sun was coming off of it and
casting a shadow, we could tell time from it. The
answer is sun dials. Every day of the sun dial.
Even us, if I had no idea what time was,

(01:36:57):
you could tell time off of me. If you could
figure out how I thought time, I'd be a great
big shadow to cast. Yeah, so everything can tell time. Yes,
But Landon says, would it be cooler to heally into
the room before sex or healey out of the room
after sex?

Speaker 6 (01:37:15):
This is a tough one. I think the Healy out
is a little bit cooler later, babe too, unless you
try and semi Dennis Robinett and you heally.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Right into it, right into it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
But the but the I mean announcing your presence with
a heally into the room. You're just naked wearing Heely's.
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
But also if like you just leave them next to
the bed and when you're done, you just fucking roll
out right in the heellys and glide right out of
the later babe, going to play games with the boys.
I like making the exit better too. And I also
like to think that like, she didn't know you had
Heely's on before, so you just kind of walk in.
You gotta you gotta pushed up into the Yeah, you know,

(01:38:00):
you get the d done thirty seconds after a right, thanks, babe.
It was cool this what the you had Hee's on?
She said, come back here, let's go around to Carrah.
Give me a second. What you said, wheel back in.

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
Through the Grandpa Simpson. You just fucking wheel right back in.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
Yeah, But I they like you have to not let
her know you've got the healings before. Yeah, And then
that just makes it that much more epic when you're
going out like that's leaving with the bang. But what
about you, Robert. Definitely the exit, definitely accit. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
People always talk about making a big entrance, but making
a big exit can have some power too.

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
You mean a sex it.

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