October 21, 2025 • 38 mins
Show starts off with some technical issues before talking about the Lions winning last night on MNF, an 11-year old that died after being bitten by a snake, a strange moment captured in the Mariners locker room after their loss to Toronto, Kenny Loggins is mad at Trump, a new toilet cam that can help you get healthy, and more
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One A six point seven Detroit's wheels. That is Aerosmith
an Angel. It's actually, uh, well, first of all, it's
Josh and James. Hi. We haven't been here all morning,
and it's not because I'm hungover, because I was at
the bar until three and it's nothing like that. It's
just that our stuff isn't working. So you're not going
to hear much of us until they fixed the problem
with our studio. But we had to get in. Oh yes,
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we just have to get in a little bit here,
just to let you know that we still exist and
that we're alive. We showed up. We showed up today.
Look I was here, I was here, I got here.
Look I went to sleep at three something last night
and I got my ass up and I'm at work
and I got a smile on my face and I'm
ready to go. But we did. We did what was
called upon it for us to do, and I have
to show up. We're here, correct, But the crap doesn't work.
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The studios don't work. All this technology in the world
and that doesn't work today. Somehow the music works, but
the talking doesn't work, which hey, some of you probably
really dig h. So there isn't much that we're going
to be able to get in until they figure out
our situation. However, I will tell you this about the
song Angel. I interviewed Desmond Child, who was one of
(01:02):
the writers of that song. Talked to me for like
three hours. The interview was on YouTube somewhere, but like no,
it has like eight views, which is sad to me
because Desmond Child is one of the great songwriters of
the eighties and nineties. Like he wrote stuff with Bond,
big hits. I mean, he wrote like Living on a
Prayer with bon Jovie, and he'll write all the comeback
share songs of the eighties and come back Erosmith songs
(01:23):
in the eighties, living Levita Loca. He wrote for Ricky Martin.
I mean, I think he wrote Invisible. Remember that song
by Clay Aiken. Remember Clay Aichen from American I Try
the Billion Songs, right, And I was like, tell me
the story behind some of these songs, and he's like, well,
you know, talking with Steven one day and he's like,
you know what if we did something that was kind
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of like the Rolling Stones, kind of like Angy, And
then then they wrote Angel Angel, and then they wrote
Angels again, it's a simple story. But that's that's the
story of like songs like that, and it's pretty amazing,
right like that, the songs that how the songs come
to me.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's funny if every single song that he's written has
just a simple story like that, you think there's some big,
huge background behind it, and they're like, no, he just
you know the cat. The cat went to the bathroom
in the litter box and came up with this song.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean, you'd be surprised by the number of songs
that are truly that simple and people look for deeper
meaning in them and it's just eh, it it sounded cool,
That's about it. I mean, that's kind of what it
comes down to.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
All Right.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's the Josh Ennis Show. How about we play some
music for you now, the Foo Fighters, It's Learned to
Fly on Detroit's Wheels. Thank you one on six point
seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Ennis Show. It's Josh and James
this morning. How are you Lions? Got the win last night?
(02:47):
Nice ball game last night, nice ballgame to watch. So
we had that and that was lovely and I had
lots of beer last night. Beer and football is always
a good combo and I'm glad I had it. But
and then I stayed up to watch the other game,
which was a mistake because that game was terrible. I
could have gone to sleep at eleven o'clock probably have
been fine, but I stayed up late. And now you're here,
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and you probably wish you had more beer. Yes, a
hair of the dog situation. Indeed, Hey, but at least
the Mariners lost, and they really lost in epic fashion
last night, giving up a late home run. Yeah, that
was a nice Springer. George Springer hit a home run
to put Toronto on top in the eighth. They were
down three to one and he hit a bomb and
now Toronto, Canada. Hey, they're going to the World Series. Wow,
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So there you go. All right, we got more rock
coming up.
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twenty five for your first chance to get into the
Toolbox Party. Got a text earlier from a gentleman who
asked if if he can't make it to the Toolbox
party on that day, would it be possible for us
to move it. I don't think so. I don't think
that's gonna happen.
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Dude.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I think we booked the space, so I don't think
you can do that unless you rearrange your plans. Well,
apparently he can't. That mustang e bait. Yeah, inaugurator, I
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and roll now from Bush one O six point seven,
Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show It's Josh and James.
(06:08):
There's a cover that's better than the original. It's knocking
on Heaven's Door. That's GNR. What are other songs where
the cover is better than the original? Hurt Johnny Cash
is better than the Nine Inch Nails version. Every now
and then I'll see the nine Inch Nails version in
the in the log for the music, and I'll go,
you know what, I'm gonna play Johnny Cash instead and
swap it out. I do that, swap it up with
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a stronger song. Yeah, well, look, it's better. It is
a better song apparently. Look, and I get people like
the Nine Inch Nails version, but I think the Johnny
Cash version it feels more meaningful, like if there's a
more powerful feeling. And I think it's because you associate
it with the video and like the wife dying, and like,
I think that's why. I actually went to the Johnny
Cash museum and they just in Nashville, and that video
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plays on loop and they have the chair that he
was sitting in, just sitting in this video. Yeah, and
I'm like, this is creepy because the video's creepy. And
then like creep wife, who, like we now know, is
like just weeks from dying, you know, when this was
filmed standing there on the stairs looking creepy and decrepit
and then he's looking sad and creepy and decrepit. It
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sounds like how we feel on the inside today. Yes,
I feel sad and creepy and decrepit. Here's Wheezar one
oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and A Show.
It's Josh and James this morning. Hello. Wow, they can
hear us now, I hope so. I mean they've been
able to hear us sort of in various ways. I
think hear us live. This is uh, we're officially live now.
(07:36):
It only took us two hours today to get on
the air live because nothing was working. But I think
things are working now. It's a blessing. Yeah. So here's
here's a reminder to keep your Windows updates up to date. Yeah,
apparently we had an issue with Windows and a bunch
of stuff. That's what happens when radio stations operate on
the cloud. Like I would imagine some radio stations don't
(07:58):
have this issue because again, they're not operating off of
somebody's MacBook somewhere. It's a computer all the stations. So
last night the Mariners lost in really dramatic fashion. Me
and there goes my team. George Springer hit a home
run in the eighth inning, a three run homer to
(08:18):
put the Blue Jays on top for good. And they
are going to the World Series. And Brian Wu who
plays for the Mariners. But you knew that Brian Wu
was being interviewed in the locker room and somebody else
who was in the locker room off camera the Wiener
coming out. There's no Wiener just now, but there is
a well you'll hear. But one person who had nothing
to do with what was going on in the interview
(08:40):
was not taking this loss very well. Having any other
team in franchise history is that was a grown man.
Scream was a grown man. That was a grown man's visceral. Uh,
what was a primal scream that I just heard?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'll tell you back in my ears, owner dazed. That's
the sound I would make in my car once I
started at start to go into open up the gas station.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I gotta go to the gas editing. Now, you know
what it sounds like. It sounds like the beginning of
cherry Pie. That's what that's my favorite part about it.
Hold on, let me find it here, here we go,
here's cherry Pie. That sounds just like it doesn't like there.
So there's this guy, here's Cherry Pie. Oh my gosh,
(09:38):
it's the same scream. It's the same scream. Now, how
about that? Let me make sure I actually can we
confirm that it's actually the same scream. Let me see here.
Hold on, you can't tell the difference, can you. No,
it's the same scream, same damn scre You don't know
(10:01):
if this is Cherry Pie or the dude from the Mariners.
You don't know which one is it. I'mcarry there you go.
So while there's misery for the Mariners, I'm happy with
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it because I didn't want the Mariners to win, So
that's good. And somebody is super duper miserable that plays,
or maybe is a player. I'm going to assume a player,
or you know, maybe somebody was on the commode, because
maybe the big dumper was finally letting loose. He's like,
you know what, it's time for me to sit down.
I gotta I gotta pinch one off. I gotta I
gotta on load. That could be I shouldn't had all
(10:42):
that cheese pre game. Yeah, exactly. It should have been
those chili dogs I hat before They're gonna could be
that so AnyWho that poor guy. Yeah, well things are tough,
but I don't feel bad for you. Just let him know. Hey,
there's always mixing in let him do that. So there
you go. All right, it's the Josh Hennis Show. And uh,
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well this is kind of a fitting song. I guess
it's the last resort. It just kind of feels like
it makes sense here. I don't know, it's popa roach.
Come jus, this is my last result. Aldo six point seven,
Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show. It's Josh and James this morning. Hello.
(11:27):
An eleven year old kid died from a snake bite
in Australia. That's unfortunate, but he died after his father
told him to quote, sleep it off. Oh there's appearing
of the year. It's like a croaking looks like, guys,
you have a snake bite there, Just sleep it off.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Don't be such a bitch like your mum. But he's
probably like, oh, this is just a little snake bite. Yeah,
this a little snake bite.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Probably inspired by the crocodile hunter. See that crocodile hunter,
I think put an overinflated sense of confidence around dangerous
animals and a lot of people probably a lot of
Australian people now. Granted you think that they look at
things differently after he got you know, stingrayed in the heart. Yeah,
but I guess they don't. I guess the dad's like,
everything will be fine. And eleven year old boy bit
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by a snake and Australia died after his father said
to sleep it off on November twenty first, twenty twenty one.
A fish that boy. This story is old, but it's
just in the news today, so I guess there's more
details on it. Maybe they had to cover it up. Maybe.
On November twenty first, twenty twenty one, officials wrote police
found Tristan dead at a property in Mrgan, a rural
town in Queensland about one hundred and sixty miles from
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the city of Brisbane. I think if you're one hundred
and sixty miles from a city, like like you're not
really close enough to have the miles put in the story,
Like it'd be like like to me, like, well, you
know there's ann Arbor that's you know, forty minutes away
from Detroit or something, one hundred and sixty miles, Like
I know this is this is a random thought but liked, well,
you know, they're in a rural town one hundred and
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sixty miles from Brisbane, Like it's it's like a three
hour drive, Like, what are we doing here? Again, that's
not the main thing in this story. The main thing
is you know this kid is dead and his dad
was like, hy you sleep off the snake boy.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Now it's one hundred and sixty miles how far they
would have had to a driven to get medical treatment.
Because if that's the case, then maybe I tell Mikey
to sleep it off too.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
See that's what we're not going for a three hour
drive for a little sneak bite and a twenty two
page report corner. Ainsley Kirkerguard, what a name I want
to be named? Ainsley Kicker Guard. That Kirker Guard, kirk
cake Guard. That'll actually be the next name for a
dog I get. I'll have Ross and Ainsley Kirkerguard. You
can just call him Ainsley for short. Are you gonna
call him ak oh ak? I like it. It's all
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coming together right now, all because we're reading this story
about an Australian boy who died from a snake bite
after his dad said, Kroike, you sleep at all.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They got to find one of those dog breeds that
are like were made to like hunt snakes.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
My dog, dude, my dog's killed multiple bunny rabbits. I
bet baby bunny rabbits. So he's kind of a dick. Well,
where you live, there might be attle bit of a
rat problem. Oh yeah, not yet, but I bet it's coming.
He chased a lot of squirrels, but he's killed two
very small bunnies at my old house. And I think
that's kind of dickish. It's kind of bullying. Really. Oh yeah,
nobody's your dog exactly. Let's see. Tristan's father and two
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other unnamed adults received information Tristan may have been bitten
by a snake after he had fallen off or right
on lawnmower. Holy wow, Like he's lucky he didn't get
like his head chopped off by a run so he
fell off or riding lawnmower, so that's why he's like
sleeping off. He's like, well, you could have gotten chopped
out by the lawnmower, but we'll sell it for the
stake bite. Go sleep it off. Hey, hey, Tristan, it
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could have been worse.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Pal.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
The finding's going to show the trio check Tristan for
bite marks, but in the absence of any obvious puncture marks,
and on being told Tristan had earlier consumed alcohol, they
attributed his non specific symptoms to the effects of that.
Wait a second, So this this kid was like under
the influence writing the lawnmower and then giving a bit
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by What is going on in Australia. This is a
real story. This is this is something from the Onion.
Australia kicks ass. The dude's hammered cutting the grass, laying
bit by snakes as eleven year old kid just got
home from like soccer practice. It's probably rugby crikey. I'm eleven.
Need to get myself a beer and go go mow
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the lawn. Go grab yourself with fosters and get your
ass out there and cut the grass. The fosters is Australian,
I've heard. Then he falls off the riding and I
feel like it's kind of hard, Like I have a
riding lawn more and I've never actually felt like I'm
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ever gonna fall off. No, you snipping pretty good. You
hold on the steering wheel of the little arm things
of a zero turn and uh, this is fairly secure motive.
Get it. The kid's dead. I want to be very clear.
I'm fully aware that. I mean, if you're eleven in Australia,
are you a man? Like what dage do you become
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a man? And I'll tell you it's like, Yeah, I
got home, I was on the ride, lawnmower blitzed off
my ass, got bitten by a snake. Dad said sleep
it off, and now I'm dead. At the day your
pubes come in in Australia, you become a real man.
That's what you can drink. Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Speaking of getting bit by something, did you know one
of the promo guys that was helping us out with
the mail challenges today got bit by a snake and
not a snake. It's something, whether it's a bug or
something else.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He got bit by something and I had it was infected. Oh,
it's a huge lump on his and I didn't see
it anyway. Here's rock and Roll Now from Tom Petty
on on six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his
show Here's a Story for You. Uh it is headlined
Kenny Loggins blasts President Trump for use of danger zone
(16:51):
in AI No King's video. So have you seen this video?
I have not, But he's got Kenny Loggins man at him,
I know, and he seems like such a docile Yeah,
someone that's very chill. But no, Kenny Loggins is upset
and he said he would have never given permission to
use the song in the AI video. And the video
is basically Trump is in like a fighter jet, okay,
(17:12):
and he's like flying over these No King's protests and
Tupe is coming out of Okay. Look, this is not
a political statement. I love this AI, this AI, and
I think it's for blast. It's great. But what sucks
is now all these people are getting ted because like
there's all these MLK ones, so people are all up
in arms, like you can't make fun of MLK or
(17:34):
doing these videos. Everybody bitch and knows they're laughing their
asses off when you've got MLK up there in front
of a thousand people saying I want to see that
thing from the back like that's like that's funny stuff.
Or the MLK videos where he's a wrestler, Well, my favorites, uh,
the Stephen Hawkings stuff in WWE or riding halfpipes. I've
(17:56):
seen Stephen Hawkings fight Helen Keller the ring, and no
one's whining about those, but all you put the MLK
in a thing and all of a sudden we can't
do AI no more.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yesterday Bill Cosby was going into the ring with a
bunch of drinks or whatever, and there's a bunch of
like female wrestlers in there waiting lighting up.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Kenny Loggins says that this is an unauthorized use of
my performance of danger Zone. Nobody asked me for my permission,
which I would have denied, and I requested my recording
on this video be removed immediately. He added, I can't
imagine why anybody would want their music used or associated
with something created with the sole purpose of dividing us.
Too many people are trying to tear us apart, and
(18:37):
we need to find new ways to come together. We're
all Americans and we're all patriotic. There is no US
in them. That's not who we are. But he's getting
my man's like. Kenny Logins has thoughts. Yeah, he's really
letting it all out. He says, I'm not all right.
Everybody worry about me, But yeah, these no Kings protests
or what this was video was about, and those were
(18:58):
going on in Detroit over the weekend. Like I see
a correlation between the people at these things, and then
like the people that like protest it planned parenthood, and
they all look at it's convenient because the people you
see at these things all look like there's no chance
they'd ever get laid. So how could you ever be
at planned parenthood? Like I'm fighting on behalf of other
people that might get laid any who. Kenny Logins does
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kick ass little Heart to Heart, a little meet Me
Halfway from over the Top. I'd argue that the best
Kenny Logins soundtracks. He was the king of the soundtracks
in the nineteen eighties. This is probably the most famous
of those. But you had I'm all right from a soundtrack,
you had Nobody's Pool from Caddy Shack. Two, you had
meet Me Halfway from over the Top, which is Caddy Shacks.
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Then he did because I'm all right, that's from Caddy Chack,
Yes it is. Do we have meet Me Halfway? Dewey Dewey,
Yes ha, there is a God after all. Good God,
there you go. Oh that's a banger, by the way,
you can call right now eight seven seven nine eight eight,
one oh six seven. If you want to go to
the toolbox part. Have you seen Over the Top? Yeah,
(20:10):
that's the army shline. Yeah Blone. Yeahah, I turned my
hat around as like, you know, flip a switch and
become she. It's rocky but arm wrestling and a child
custody battle. It's the child custody battle is a and
Robert Low's shot point and truck driver. This is a
banger right here though. Man, oh, I'm playing with the
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voice from Top Gun. This is the volleyball scene that
was very good. Yeah, King of the eighties soundtracks, man
went out, got you know this is from over the Top. Yeah,
you have to describe the scene. Sounds like it's sticking.
Father okay, coming together, you know, meet me halfway across
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the sky, because it's a father and a son and
they're coming together even though you know, father didn't even
know the sun until you know they started this cross
country journey. I think the biggest plot hole in a
movie of many plot holes like Over the Top, like
this guy has never met his kid, but the dying mom,
who I guess got knocked up by stallone, is like, hey,
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can you go pick up our son? At military school
and drive him across country. Yes, sure, he's like. She's like, hey,
I know that you're a random truck driver man, and
we banged once and now we have a kid. Yeah,
how is she could get back in contact with him?
She got in contact with him though, he goes to
pick him up at military school or what before that?
You are the fathers? Correct, that's just a big plot hole.
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I've noticed in Over the Top again, many plot holes.
But old girls like, hey, can you go pick up
our son? He's like, you know, I've never met him
and he's never met you. So it's gonna be weird
when this dude in a rig shows up at military
school to pick up his kid. That's going to be
totally awkward. But okay, sounds like a plan. I want
to get to know my kid. Meet me halfway. I'll
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cross the sky. All right. Let's see who's on the
phones and wants to go to the party. I'm gonna
guess it's probably the same seven people who called yesterday,
but I'm not sure. Let's find out. I like all
of you guys, I'm obligated to say that. Let's see here,
Let's go to the phones. Hello, Wheels. Hey, who's this
(22:30):
dang cool? Do you like over the Top? All right?
Love over the top stuff? I mean the do you
like the movie over the Top? But you thought you
talk about robinon his je Yes, yeah, it's good. What
is your favorite Stallone movie? I always like the Rambo
(22:51):
series interesting because it started out very serious, because like
he was a guy and he's like, hey, he's coming
back from warn he's been forgotten. Then I got kind
of over the top, if you will, and got all
kind of hokey eighties, but it was actually a pretty
deep movie, the original one, First Blood, pretty deep little movie.
But anyway, Bob, do you want to go to the
Toolbox party?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Sir, Well you know what I'm gonna tell I'm I'm
taking you to the Toolbox party. You gotta you got
yourself and two other people in. All right, sounds great.
I'll put you on hold and get your info right
there you go. It's that simple. You call up, you
tell me what Stallone movie you like? Boom you're in. Wow,
Now someone's gonna call Casey and bitch like I had
a favorite Stallone movie and I was call her ten Look,
(23:33):
Bob's in. You're not deal with it. I don't know
what to tell you. Like build here's what my dad
would ten V Bob, build a bridge. Get over it.
Build a bridge, get over it. That's good, good life advice.
My dad also sent me a box of goodies to
the radio station with his picture on the box. Maybe
my dad's advice isn't always the great. I think it's great.
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Like it visit auto la dot com. That's at la
dot com. Well on six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh
and his show Josh and James Today, here's a headline
for you. Someone dropped a Women of the ku Klux
Klan card in a five year old's Halloween bucket.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Well, that's not very age appropriate that that was the
first thought we had.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Uh so what is it like? Lovey ladies of the Klan?
Like I just like the the father and me. You okay,
(24:40):
it's not age appropriate though, you're right, that's more for
like the tweens on Halloween. Yeah. AnyWho. A father and
his five year old daughter got an unwanted surprise while
attending a Halloween parade in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, last week. Someone
put a card labeled Women of the KKK and the
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little Girl's candy bucket during the parade. So I don't know,
like what the ladies I mean, I assume I know
what the ladies of the KKK are. I don't know
if they're like recruiting this was gonna say. Is this
like how they recruit? Is it like a pledge drive?
A girl might be a little young. I don't really
understand the concept of what they need. Look, you gotta
(25:22):
get you got to get them in there young. I
guess I suppose let's see every let's see. A family
friend posted about the card on social media, where hundreds
of people expressed outrage. The Mechanicsburg Chamber of Commerce, which
organized the parade, said no staff or organizers were involved
in handing out the cards. I would think you weren't.
That'd be quite the thing, Like, Hey, come on out
(25:43):
to the Mechanicsburg Halloween Parade. We've got candy and white
supremacist membership propaganda.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I think it should be easy to track down the culprit.
Just look for the woman that has the ghost costume.
That's probably the one handing out those cards. I think
you're right.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
A ghost with a very pointy head, a very pointy
headed ghost, a very pointy headed ghost. She's got a
burning cross in her arms. Maybe we're not positive on that,
but she's definitely listening to If the South would have
won by Hank Williams Junior. If think that's the have
you ever heard this song? I have not get ready
to laugh, because uh, it's a hoot.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
If the fath what a long we'd have had it made,
I'd probably run for president of the Southern State. Day
almost pass away would be our national holiday.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
If the fath what a wand made, That's certainly a message.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's both seatus wouldn't have no.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Killers getting no free if they were proven guilty, and they.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Would swing quickly. That's a message I can get by.
He is not totally wrong on that one. We all
learnt agent cooking it.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Louis Capital back in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I think he's missing. There's like a glaring omission from
the things that would have also happened Miami, if just
a would have one, one glaring omission, and it's a
glaring omission that I'm sure that woman that slid the
card into that girl's candy bag there, I'm sure that's
an omission that she's also noticed too. And there you go,
all right, Josh inn a show. Yeay, all right, let's
(27:35):
see here. I got a text that says I hate
the new racist country format. I just changed the station.
So sorry, I didn't know we changed the station, the
format of the station to racist country. I didn't know
that we just played the song. Yeah, we made fun
of but apparently it's mocking it. Yeah. So, but this
is also a person that's been begging to go to
(27:56):
the Toolbox Party on Twitter or on sorry, on social media,
on tech because I've got here's the line of here's
the line of messages hate the new racist country format.
I just changed the station. Good morning. I've been trying
to qualify for the Toolbox Party with no luck. Just
realized I'm out of town that weekend. If I qualify,
(28:17):
do you think you could reschedule the party until the
following weekend? Things? Josh, Sorry, I did not get through.
I at least have a pulse, and I'm not on
social Security. Plus I love to drink and gamble. Oh well,
try again next week. But I guess the guy doesn't
want to drink and gamble with us anymore. I guess
I thought he wanted to go to the Toolbox party
and have a hang. I mean, just the other day
(28:40):
said I will trade the smoker for a student for
in studio drinking gambling day, and you may have to
throw in a pair of them fake bush squirrel covers. Oh.
I guess that's when we were talking about the the
other pants that had the thing. Yeah, but I guess
that's not the case anymore. Okay, Well, so I guess
he doesn't want to hang with us. I guess good
news for everybody else trying to get in, yeah party,
(29:00):
that's one less, one less person trying to get into
the Toolbox parts. They have changed the radio station, So
I'm sorry, I take it back. I'll tell really, I'm
tempted to just tell Casey to just play music all
day on morning, is what I'm tempted to do. Oh yeah, yeah,
I mean I can leap in. Well, well, I'll let
you do it. I get bad news for me. I
(29:21):
was up. I was up till three last night. I
could stay home and sleep. If if what we're doing
does not appeal to the people, because it's just just
a one day thing, or is this moving forward? Well, forever,
Oh forever, you can have it. And surest that other
radio station that was interested. Yeah, so you can have
it all right, Josh Ennis Show.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
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The Josh Ennis Show on one oh six point seven
DOUBLELLZ Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
One oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels. We're about twenty
minutes or so away from your next shot to get
into the tool box party. It's Josh and James this morning.
Here's one for you. Cohler, you know the people that
make bathtubs and stuff and commode and sinks and stuff.
Yeah yeah, the home goods company Cohler has released a
new device device called the Dakota d Ekoda, a five
(30:29):
hundred and ninety nine dollars camera that attaches to your
toilet bowl and takes pictures of what's inside. Oh good,
so now my toilet can tell me how and healthy?
I am correct. The camera analyzes the images to give
you information about your gut health, how hydrated you are,
and whether there's any blood present. Besides the purchase price,
users will also need to pay between seventy dollars and
(30:50):
one hundred and fifty six dollars for subscriptions. And then
so I know you have to subscribe to it like
it's a Netflix thing. It is it? Okay? Yes, now
we poop and chill.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
So I got to pay all this money to this
toilet just to say diarrhea again.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Huh yeah, exactly what you gotta do there. So yes,
camera in the toilet. This is acceptable. When Chuck Berry
did it, it was problematic. Would look how times have changed.
But yeah, I would not purchase that. You ever used
a bidet? I have not, but I hear glorious things
about the bideta. So my buddy in Saint Louis one
(31:25):
day decided to get a bidet. But what's funny is
he had to do it really like janky, Like he
couldn't buy like the full on like toilet that had
the bidet, like the Amazon accessory that used some like WI,
you're into your water? Correct, He's got like a hose
running to his house to get to his bidet and
He took a video of himself using the bidet for
the first time to face a shot, not like in
you know, up the thing, yeah, but his face and
(31:46):
like his life was changed really by using a bidet. How.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I just it blows my mind that people's lives can
change that much just from using toilet paper to just
having water blast.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, Like I think, dude, wipes are fine. You know
it apparently. But here's the thing though, are you someone
that needs to shower after you pooh?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
No? Oh? I do?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh really? And I'm also I just don't know. I'm
fine a clean up okay, No, I just I prefer
to feel clean, like full body clean. I like to
take a shower after. But the problem is you can't
do that at work. But I also don't pooh at
work unless it's an absolute emergency. I don't haven't. I
don't pooh in public at all unless it's an absolute emergency.
(32:29):
I'm with you. I tried to avoid it as well,
but I don't understand. But there are some people that
take great pride in pooing in public, and they're like
proud of it, and they sit on the toilet and
they blow the thing up. Ye Walt bathroom mane exactly.
And there's people that will sit in there and they'll
know someone walked in, and then they'll wait to blast
when you walk in, like they're proud of it. And
maybe maybe they're the best people. Maybe they rule because
they have this pride in their their bowel movements. I'm
(32:51):
not like that bowel pride. They have bowel pride like
I did. I don't know what to tell you. I
feel so nervous when I'm on the commode. Oh I
hate it you sit there. And then and then the
third thing is I want at home. Oh yeah, yeah,
So I wear flip flops. So when people walk in,
they know who's on the on the toilet. There's no
hiding who's on the toilet. They know it's me. I look,
(33:12):
there he is with his bare feet in the bathroom. Again,
like Fred Flintstone on the can those bush lattes the
other night. It's got his dull his tummy correct. And
that's that's the part that that look. I hate to
pooh in public. And then like my wife will be like, well,
I don't really have a problem with it. I'm like,
first of all, I don't want to know that you poop,
and second of all, you're already sitting on the toilet. See,
(33:34):
women have an unfair advantage because like you don't know
if a woman's pooling her pee and because she's already
sitting on the commode unless you really got your ear
up for the door and then you know it's correct,
but at least to it, like there's a like there's
an understanding that like it could be either one, but
there's no pressure when a dude sits on the commote
unless you're like weird o or it's three in the
morning and you're hammered. More than likely you're not gonna
(33:55):
sit down to pee. You're gonna stand up to peace
and you're sitting on the kommode. People, I know that
you're going ten two hundred. It's already number two correct.
So anyway, all that to tell you this that I
have a shy bowel. And also you can spend six
hundred dollars on this camera that attaches to your toilet
and it takes like do you want to look at
those photos? No, Like, are you gonna have like a
(34:17):
photo album filled with your your bowel movement?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
You know, have to like have like the two factor
authentication on your toilet cam so somebody doesn't hack it
and try to see your behole.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's a very good question, you know. Yeah, there's there's
a lot of risk with this. There is so oh
this makes sense too, sort of in the end behind
in the rear end, there's a camera in the end.
I tried. It wasn't totally successful, but I gave it
a go, and I should get credit for effort. Here's
a Lincoln Park. It's led Zeppelin on one of six
(34:50):
point seven Detroit's wheels. We need to get somebody into
the Toolbox party. So if you want to get in
right now, get in eight seven seven nine eight eight
one o six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven. That is the number. If you'd
like to get into the tool Box party, and we'd
like to get you in. I think that'd be very nice.
(35:12):
We want to party with you, We would love to
party with you. It's actually give me right on that.
On the the e byte. I saw some people riding
e bikes on a trail the other day. Yesterday I
went to took my dog for a walk, and I
saw a bunch of people on some e bikes. They
didn't look as bad ass as did they hit any
sweet jumps? No, No, they were just old people cooler.
If they were old people hit sweet jumps, it would
(35:33):
have been But no, we didn't get any you know,
rad type moments like that. No, but it would have
been cool had we done so. But no, But you
could win that and a bunch of other stuff. We've
talked about it a lot here, my god, so much
cool stuff. Gigerators, TVs, ps, five, smokers, snowblowers, power tools,
all of it. So it's all there for you, and
you could win. You're you're part of that. You're your
(35:55):
piece of the pie if you will. But all you
have to do right now is get in. And that
number is eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven. And the good news is this one guy
is not trying to win anymore. So there's one last person,
the last person, the one less competitor. So it's just
you and like that. This could be your moment in
the sun. Kids. So eight seven seven nine eight eight
one o six seven. That is the number. Let's see wheels. Hello,
(36:20):
Hi am I your right collar? Well it depends who
are you? Hi? This is Karen, Well, Karen, I was
looking for Karen. So if you're Karen, you can go
to the Toolbox Party. Unless you're a Karen, Yes, yes, yes,
thank you, thank you, thank you. Well there you go, Karen. Congratulations,
You and two of your buddies can go to the
Toolbox Party on the eighth of November at Hollywood Casino
(36:44):
at Greek Town and you're gonna have all these awesome
possible prizes to win. This could be a huge day
for you. Is there any prize that sounds more appealing
than the others to you? Uh? You know, give me
good old hard cash. Well, I mean I don't know that.
We I mean we'll see if we can do that
for you. I mean we'll see.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Is cash I don't think catch is an option, But yeah,
you never know what's gonna happen leading up to the event.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Bless her heigh, bless her herd. But maybe we'll find Look,
I'll give you a dollar out of my wallet.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Maybe you can buy it, maybe showing the smoker and
you can buy the smoker off, and then she'll get
to leave with what cash? Cold hard cash? All the
winnings that you will get at the casino.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
All right, So there you go, Your next chance to
get into the Toolbox party is twelve twenty five. One
of six point seven Detroit's wheels about to get out
of here. It's Josh and James. I'll have another shot
to get into the toolbox party at twelve twenty five.
You will have another chance at one thousand bucks in
about twenty minutes. Give it to you about twenty somewhere
(37:43):
around there, and there you have it. There. You have
our little radio program today and we'll be back at
it again tomorrow. It'll be a wonderful day for you
to consume radio. So hopefully you will do that, and
hopefully you will follow us on the socials as well,
Josh Inness Show, and that would be much appreciated. And
off to face the day. Yeah, hopefully the equipment will
work tomorrow, that's the hope. We'll see what happens. You
(38:04):
never know, you never know. It's it's another day. So also,
the guy who said he was no longer listening is
now back on the tech so he's back. Yeah, he's
listening because he wants to win money. Oh okay, so
he's back. So well, it's good to have you back, buddy.
Just don't play that country song. Yeah, I won't do that,
all right anyway, We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Josh in his show one O six point seven
Speaker 1 (38:27):
W ll z de Troits Wheels,
One A six point seven Detroit's wheels. That is Aerosmith
an Angel. It's actually, uh, well, first of all, it's
Josh and James. Hi. We haven't been here all morning,
and it's not because I'm hungover, because I was at
the bar until three and it's nothing like that. It's
just that our stuff isn't working. So you're not going
to hear much of us until they fixed the problem
with our studio. But we had to get in. Oh yes,
(00:21):
we just have to get in a little bit here,
just to let you know that we still exist and
that we're alive. We showed up. We showed up today.
Look I was here, I was here, I got here.
Look I went to sleep at three something last night
and I got my ass up and I'm at work
and I got a smile on my face and I'm
ready to go. But we did. We did what was
called upon it for us to do, and I have
to show up. We're here, correct, But the crap doesn't work.
(00:42):
The studios don't work. All this technology in the world
and that doesn't work today. Somehow the music works, but
the talking doesn't work, which hey, some of you probably
really dig h. So there isn't much that we're going
to be able to get in until they figure out
our situation. However, I will tell you this about the
song Angel. I interviewed Desmond Child, who was one of
(01:02):
the writers of that song. Talked to me for like
three hours. The interview was on YouTube somewhere, but like no,
it has like eight views, which is sad to me
because Desmond Child is one of the great songwriters of
the eighties and nineties. Like he wrote stuff with Bond,
big hits. I mean, he wrote like Living on a
Prayer with bon Jovie, and he'll write all the comeback
share songs of the eighties and come back Erosmith songs
(01:23):
in the eighties, living Levita Loca. He wrote for Ricky Martin.
I mean, I think he wrote Invisible. Remember that song
by Clay Aiken. Remember Clay Aichen from American I Try
the Billion Songs, right, And I was like, tell me
the story behind some of these songs, and he's like, well,
you know, talking with Steven one day and he's like,
you know what if we did something that was kind
(01:44):
of like the Rolling Stones, kind of like Angy, And
then then they wrote Angel Angel, and then they wrote
Angels again, it's a simple story. But that's that's the
story of like songs like that, and it's pretty amazing,
right like that, the songs that how the songs come
to me.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's funny if every single song that he's written has
just a simple story like that, you think there's some big,
huge background behind it, and they're like, no, he just
you know the cat. The cat went to the bathroom
in the litter box and came up with this song.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean, you'd be surprised by the number of songs
that are truly that simple and people look for deeper
meaning in them and it's just eh, it it sounded cool,
That's about it. I mean, that's kind of what it
comes down to.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
All Right.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's the Josh Ennis Show. How about we play some
music for you now, the Foo Fighters, It's Learned to
Fly on Detroit's Wheels. Thank you one on six point
seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Ennis Show. It's Josh and James
this morning. How are you Lions? Got the win last night?
(02:47):
Nice ball game last night, nice ballgame to watch. So
we had that and that was lovely and I had
lots of beer last night. Beer and football is always
a good combo and I'm glad I had it. But
and then I stayed up to watch the other game,
which was a mistake because that game was terrible. I
could have gone to sleep at eleven o'clock probably have
been fine, but I stayed up late. And now you're here,
(03:08):
and you probably wish you had more beer. Yes, a
hair of the dog situation. Indeed, Hey, but at least
the Mariners lost, and they really lost in epic fashion
last night, giving up a late home run. Yeah, that
was a nice Springer. George Springer hit a home run
to put Toronto on top in the eighth. They were
down three to one and he hit a bomb and
now Toronto, Canada. Hey, they're going to the World Series. Wow,
(03:31):
So there you go. All right, we got more rock
coming up.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
This is the Josh Innis Show on one Oho six
point seven Double Ullz.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Detroit Is Reels. This ain't your average contest.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It's a full throttle party where you and your crew
could score a piece of twenty.
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K in killer prizes.
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The Double Ullz Cool Box Party.
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gear from Kate Cunningham and Jalen Duran Straight from the Pistons.
Ten thousands more from BB's Liquor and Fine Wines, plus.
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Live music from Dire Days.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Listen five times each weekday to win an invite for
you plus two.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
The WLLZ Toolbox Party, Waller six point seven Detroit's Wheels, WLLZ.
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Traffic an accident nine ninety four westbound at Mount Elliott
is black from the left lane. Traffic is stopping go
from Taju. I'll so visit auto law dot com. That's
auto law dot Com. WLLZ Rocks one of six point
seven Detroits Wheels. Josh and the Show Josh and James. Today,
don't forget We're going to get you into the Toolbox
Party at eight twenty five Today. Be listening at eight
(05:08):
twenty five for your first chance to get into the
Toolbox Party. Got a text earlier from a gentleman who
asked if if he can't make it to the Toolbox
party on that day, would it be possible for us
to move it. I don't think so. I don't think
that's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I think we booked the space, so I don't think
you can do that unless you rearrange your plans. Well,
apparently he can't. That mustang e bait. Yeah, inaugurator, I
know eighty four inch t flat screen, TV, PlayStation five,
power tools, all that stuff. If you want an opportunity
to get that, you got to be there on the
eighth of November. That's going to be over at the
(05:46):
Hollywood Casino Greek Town, So make sure you're there for that.
I mean, the only way to be there is to win,
and your next chance to get in is at eight
twenty five and then nine twenty five and twelve twenty five,
three twenty five five. How about that good. Here's rock
and roll now from Bush one O six point seven,
Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show It's Josh and James.
(06:08):
There's a cover that's better than the original. It's knocking
on Heaven's Door. That's GNR. What are other songs where
the cover is better than the original? Hurt Johnny Cash
is better than the Nine Inch Nails version. Every now
and then I'll see the nine Inch Nails version in
the in the log for the music, and I'll go,
you know what, I'm gonna play Johnny Cash instead and
swap it out. I do that, swap it up with
(06:29):
a stronger song. Yeah, well, look, it's better. It is
a better song apparently. Look, and I get people like
the Nine Inch Nails version, but I think the Johnny
Cash version it feels more meaningful, like if there's a
more powerful feeling. And I think it's because you associate
it with the video and like the wife dying, and like,
I think that's why. I actually went to the Johnny
Cash museum and they just in Nashville, and that video
(06:52):
plays on loop and they have the chair that he
was sitting in, just sitting in this video. Yeah, and
I'm like, this is creepy because the video's creepy. And
then like creep wife, who, like we now know, is
like just weeks from dying, you know, when this was
filmed standing there on the stairs looking creepy and decrepit
and then he's looking sad and creepy and decrepit. It
(07:12):
sounds like how we feel on the inside today. Yes,
I feel sad and creepy and decrepit. Here's Wheezar one
oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and A Show.
It's Josh and James this morning. Hello. Wow, they can
hear us now, I hope so. I mean they've been
able to hear us sort of in various ways. I
think hear us live. This is uh, we're officially live now.
(07:36):
It only took us two hours today to get on
the air live because nothing was working. But I think
things are working now. It's a blessing. Yeah. So here's
here's a reminder to keep your Windows updates up to date. Yeah,
apparently we had an issue with Windows and a bunch
of stuff. That's what happens when radio stations operate on
the cloud. Like I would imagine some radio stations don't
(07:58):
have this issue because again, they're not operating off of
somebody's MacBook somewhere. It's a computer all the stations. So
last night the Mariners lost in really dramatic fashion. Me
and there goes my team. George Springer hit a home
run in the eighth inning, a three run homer to
(08:18):
put the Blue Jays on top for good. And they
are going to the World Series. And Brian Wu who
plays for the Mariners. But you knew that Brian Wu
was being interviewed in the locker room and somebody else
who was in the locker room off camera the Wiener
coming out. There's no Wiener just now, but there is
a well you'll hear. But one person who had nothing
to do with what was going on in the interview
(08:40):
was not taking this loss very well. Having any other
team in franchise history is that was a grown man.
Scream was a grown man. That was a grown man's visceral. Uh,
what was a primal scream that I just heard?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'll tell you back in my ears, owner dazed. That's
the sound I would make in my car once I
started at start to go into open up the gas station.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I gotta go to the gas editing. Now, you know
what it sounds like. It sounds like the beginning of
cherry Pie. That's what that's my favorite part about it.
Hold on, let me find it here, here we go,
here's cherry Pie. That sounds just like it doesn't like there.
So there's this guy, here's Cherry Pie. Oh my gosh,
(09:38):
it's the same scream. It's the same scream. Now, how
about that? Let me make sure I actually can we
confirm that it's actually the same scream. Let me see here.
Hold on, you can't tell the difference, can you. No,
it's the same scream, same damn scre You don't know
(10:01):
if this is Cherry Pie or the dude from the Mariners.
You don't know which one is it. I'mcarry there you go.
So while there's misery for the Mariners, I'm happy with
(10:21):
it because I didn't want the Mariners to win, So
that's good. And somebody is super duper miserable that plays,
or maybe is a player. I'm going to assume a player,
or you know, maybe somebody was on the commode, because
maybe the big dumper was finally letting loose. He's like,
you know what, it's time for me to sit down.
I gotta I gotta pinch one off. I gotta I
gotta on load. That could be I shouldn't had all
(10:42):
that cheese pre game. Yeah, exactly. It should have been
those chili dogs I hat before They're gonna could be
that so AnyWho that poor guy. Yeah, well things are tough,
but I don't feel bad for you. Just let him know. Hey,
there's always mixing in let him do that. So there
you go. All right, it's the Josh Hennis Show. And uh,
(11:05):
well this is kind of a fitting song. I guess
it's the last resort. It just kind of feels like
it makes sense here. I don't know, it's popa roach.
Come jus, this is my last result. Aldo six point seven,
Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show. It's Josh and James this morning. Hello.
(11:27):
An eleven year old kid died from a snake bite
in Australia. That's unfortunate, but he died after his father
told him to quote, sleep it off. Oh there's appearing
of the year. It's like a croaking looks like, guys,
you have a snake bite there, Just sleep it off.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Don't be such a bitch like your mum. But he's
probably like, oh, this is just a little snake bite. Yeah,
this a little snake bite.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Probably inspired by the crocodile hunter. See that crocodile hunter,
I think put an overinflated sense of confidence around dangerous
animals and a lot of people probably a lot of
Australian people now. Granted you think that they look at
things differently after he got you know, stingrayed in the heart. Yeah,
but I guess they don't. I guess the dad's like,
everything will be fine. And eleven year old boy bit
(12:14):
by a snake and Australia died after his father said
to sleep it off on November twenty first, twenty twenty one.
A fish that boy. This story is old, but it's
just in the news today, so I guess there's more
details on it. Maybe they had to cover it up. Maybe.
On November twenty first, twenty twenty one, officials wrote police
found Tristan dead at a property in Mrgan, a rural
town in Queensland about one hundred and sixty miles from
(12:36):
the city of Brisbane. I think if you're one hundred
and sixty miles from a city, like like you're not
really close enough to have the miles put in the story,
Like it'd be like like to me, like, well, you
know there's ann Arbor that's you know, forty minutes away
from Detroit or something, one hundred and sixty miles, Like
I know this is this is a random thought but liked, well,
you know, they're in a rural town one hundred and
(12:56):
sixty miles from Brisbane, Like it's it's like a three
hour drive, Like, what are we doing here? Again, that's
not the main thing in this story. The main thing
is you know this kid is dead and his dad
was like, hy you sleep off the snake boy.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Now it's one hundred and sixty miles how far they
would have had to a driven to get medical treatment.
Because if that's the case, then maybe I tell Mikey
to sleep it off too.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
See that's what we're not going for a three hour
drive for a little sneak bite and a twenty two
page report corner. Ainsley Kirkerguard, what a name I want
to be named? Ainsley Kicker Guard. That Kirker Guard, kirk
cake Guard. That'll actually be the next name for a
dog I get. I'll have Ross and Ainsley Kirkerguard. You
can just call him Ainsley for short. Are you gonna
call him ak oh ak? I like it. It's all
(13:37):
coming together right now, all because we're reading this story
about an Australian boy who died from a snake bite
after his dad said, Kroike, you sleep at all.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They got to find one of those dog breeds that
are like were made to like hunt snakes.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
My dog, dude, my dog's killed multiple bunny rabbits. I
bet baby bunny rabbits. So he's kind of a dick. Well,
where you live, there might be attle bit of a
rat problem. Oh yeah, not yet, but I bet it's coming.
He chased a lot of squirrels, but he's killed two
very small bunnies at my old house. And I think
that's kind of dickish. It's kind of bullying. Really. Oh yeah,
nobody's your dog exactly. Let's see. Tristan's father and two
(14:14):
other unnamed adults received information Tristan may have been bitten
by a snake after he had fallen off or right
on lawnmower. Holy wow, Like he's lucky he didn't get
like his head chopped off by a run so he
fell off or riding lawnmower, so that's why he's like
sleeping off. He's like, well, you could have gotten chopped
out by the lawnmower, but we'll sell it for the
stake bite. Go sleep it off. Hey, hey, Tristan, it
(14:35):
could have been worse.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Pal.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
The finding's going to show the trio check Tristan for
bite marks, but in the absence of any obvious puncture marks,
and on being told Tristan had earlier consumed alcohol, they
attributed his non specific symptoms to the effects of that.
Wait a second, So this this kid was like under
the influence writing the lawnmower and then giving a bit
(14:58):
by What is going on in Australia. This is a
real story. This is this is something from the Onion.
Australia kicks ass. The dude's hammered cutting the grass, laying
bit by snakes as eleven year old kid just got
home from like soccer practice. It's probably rugby crikey. I'm eleven.
Need to get myself a beer and go go mow
(15:20):
the lawn. Go grab yourself with fosters and get your
ass out there and cut the grass. The fosters is Australian,
I've heard. Then he falls off the riding and I
feel like it's kind of hard, Like I have a
riding lawn more and I've never actually felt like I'm
(15:41):
ever gonna fall off. No, you snipping pretty good. You
hold on the steering wheel of the little arm things
of a zero turn and uh, this is fairly secure motive.
Get it. The kid's dead. I want to be very clear.
I'm fully aware that. I mean, if you're eleven in Australia,
are you a man? Like what dage do you become
(16:02):
a man? And I'll tell you it's like, Yeah, I
got home, I was on the ride, lawnmower blitzed off
my ass, got bitten by a snake. Dad said sleep
it off, and now I'm dead. At the day your
pubes come in in Australia, you become a real man.
That's what you can drink. Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Speaking of getting bit by something, did you know one
of the promo guys that was helping us out with
the mail challenges today got bit by a snake and
not a snake. It's something, whether it's a bug or
something else.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He got bit by something and I had it was infected. Oh,
it's a huge lump on his and I didn't see
it anyway. Here's rock and Roll Now from Tom Petty
on on six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his
show Here's a Story for You. Uh it is headlined
Kenny Loggins blasts President Trump for use of danger zone
(16:51):
in AI No King's video. So have you seen this video?
I have not, But he's got Kenny Loggins man at him,
I know, and he seems like such a docile Yeah,
someone that's very chill. But no, Kenny Loggins is upset
and he said he would have never given permission to
use the song in the AI video. And the video
is basically Trump is in like a fighter jet, okay,
(17:12):
and he's like flying over these No King's protests and
Tupe is coming out of Okay. Look, this is not
a political statement. I love this AI, this AI, and
I think it's for blast. It's great. But what sucks
is now all these people are getting ted because like
there's all these MLK ones, so people are all up
in arms, like you can't make fun of MLK or
(17:34):
doing these videos. Everybody bitch and knows they're laughing their
asses off when you've got MLK up there in front
of a thousand people saying I want to see that
thing from the back like that's like that's funny stuff.
Or the MLK videos where he's a wrestler, Well, my favorites, uh,
the Stephen Hawkings stuff in WWE or riding halfpipes. I've
(17:56):
seen Stephen Hawkings fight Helen Keller the ring, and no
one's whining about those, but all you put the MLK
in a thing and all of a sudden we can't
do AI no more.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yesterday Bill Cosby was going into the ring with a
bunch of drinks or whatever, and there's a bunch of
like female wrestlers in there waiting lighting up.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Kenny Loggins says that this is an unauthorized use of
my performance of danger Zone. Nobody asked me for my permission,
which I would have denied, and I requested my recording
on this video be removed immediately. He added, I can't
imagine why anybody would want their music used or associated
with something created with the sole purpose of dividing us.
Too many people are trying to tear us apart, and
(18:37):
we need to find new ways to come together. We're
all Americans and we're all patriotic. There is no US
in them. That's not who we are. But he's getting
my man's like. Kenny Logins has thoughts. Yeah, he's really
letting it all out. He says, I'm not all right.
Everybody worry about me, But yeah, these no Kings protests
or what this was video was about, and those were
(18:58):
going on in Detroit over the weekend. Like I see
a correlation between the people at these things, and then
like the people that like protest it planned parenthood, and
they all look at it's convenient because the people you
see at these things all look like there's no chance
they'd ever get laid. So how could you ever be
at planned parenthood? Like I'm fighting on behalf of other
people that might get laid any who. Kenny Logins does
(19:22):
kick ass little Heart to Heart, a little meet Me
Halfway from over the Top. I'd argue that the best
Kenny Logins soundtracks. He was the king of the soundtracks
in the nineteen eighties. This is probably the most famous
of those. But you had I'm all right from a soundtrack,
you had Nobody's Pool from Caddy Shack. Two, you had
meet Me Halfway from over the Top, which is Caddy Shacks.
(19:47):
Then he did because I'm all right, that's from Caddy Chack,
Yes it is. Do we have meet Me Halfway? Dewey Dewey,
Yes ha, there is a God after all. Good God,
there you go. Oh that's a banger, by the way,
you can call right now eight seven seven nine eight eight,
one oh six seven. If you want to go to
the toolbox part. Have you seen Over the Top? Yeah,
(20:10):
that's the army shline. Yeah Blone. Yeahah, I turned my
hat around as like, you know, flip a switch and
become she. It's rocky but arm wrestling and a child
custody battle. It's the child custody battle is a and
Robert Low's shot point and truck driver. This is a
banger right here though. Man, oh, I'm playing with the
(20:30):
voice from Top Gun. This is the volleyball scene that
was very good. Yeah, King of the eighties soundtracks, man
went out, got you know this is from over the Top. Yeah,
you have to describe the scene. Sounds like it's sticking.
Father okay, coming together, you know, meet me halfway across
(20:55):
the sky, because it's a father and a son and
they're coming together even though you know, father didn't even
know the sun until you know they started this cross
country journey. I think the biggest plot hole in a
movie of many plot holes like Over the Top, like
this guy has never met his kid, but the dying mom,
who I guess got knocked up by stallone, is like, hey,
(21:16):
can you go pick up our son? At military school
and drive him across country. Yes, sure, he's like. She's like, hey,
I know that you're a random truck driver man, and
we banged once and now we have a kid. Yeah,
how is she could get back in contact with him?
She got in contact with him though, he goes to
pick him up at military school or what before that?
You are the fathers? Correct, that's just a big plot hole.
(21:40):
I've noticed in Over the Top again, many plot holes.
But old girls like, hey, can you go pick up
our son? He's like, you know, I've never met him
and he's never met you. So it's gonna be weird
when this dude in a rig shows up at military
school to pick up his kid. That's going to be
totally awkward. But okay, sounds like a plan. I want
to get to know my kid. Meet me halfway. I'll
(22:04):
cross the sky. All right. Let's see who's on the
phones and wants to go to the party. I'm gonna
guess it's probably the same seven people who called yesterday,
but I'm not sure. Let's find out. I like all
of you guys, I'm obligated to say that. Let's see here,
Let's go to the phones. Hello, Wheels. Hey, who's this
(22:30):
dang cool? Do you like over the Top? All right?
Love over the top stuff? I mean the do you
like the movie over the Top? But you thought you
talk about robinon his je Yes, yeah, it's good. What
is your favorite Stallone movie? I always like the Rambo
(22:51):
series interesting because it started out very serious, because like
he was a guy and he's like, hey, he's coming
back from warn he's been forgotten. Then I got kind
of over the top, if you will, and got all
kind of hokey eighties, but it was actually a pretty
deep movie, the original one, First Blood, pretty deep little movie.
But anyway, Bob, do you want to go to the
Toolbox party?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Sir, Well you know what I'm gonna tell I'm I'm
taking you to the Toolbox party. You gotta you got
yourself and two other people in. All right, sounds great.
I'll put you on hold and get your info right
there you go. It's that simple. You call up, you
tell me what Stallone movie you like? Boom you're in. Wow,
Now someone's gonna call Casey and bitch like I had
a favorite Stallone movie and I was call her ten Look,
(23:33):
Bob's in. You're not deal with it. I don't know
what to tell you. Like build here's what my dad
would ten V Bob, build a bridge. Get over it.
Build a bridge, get over it. That's good, good life advice.
My dad also sent me a box of goodies to
the radio station with his picture on the box. Maybe
my dad's advice isn't always the great. I think it's great.
(23:53):
Like it visit auto la dot com. That's at la
dot com. Well on six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh
and his show Josh and James Today, here's a headline
for you. Someone dropped a Women of the ku Klux
Klan card in a five year old's Halloween bucket.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Well, that's not very age appropriate that that was the
first thought we had.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Uh so what is it like? Lovey ladies of the Klan?
Like I just like the the father and me. You okay,
(24:40):
it's not age appropriate though, you're right, that's more for
like the tweens on Halloween. Yeah. AnyWho. A father and
his five year old daughter got an unwanted surprise while
attending a Halloween parade in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, last week. Someone
put a card labeled Women of the KKK and the
(25:01):
little Girl's candy bucket during the parade. So I don't know,
like what the ladies I mean, I assume I know
what the ladies of the KKK are. I don't know
if they're like recruiting this was gonna say. Is this
like how they recruit? Is it like a pledge drive?
A girl might be a little young. I don't really
understand the concept of what they need. Look, you gotta
(25:22):
get you got to get them in there young. I
guess I suppose let's see every let's see. A family
friend posted about the card on social media, where hundreds
of people expressed outrage. The Mechanicsburg Chamber of Commerce, which
organized the parade, said no staff or organizers were involved
in handing out the cards. I would think you weren't.
That'd be quite the thing, Like, Hey, come on out
(25:43):
to the Mechanicsburg Halloween Parade. We've got candy and white
supremacist membership propaganda.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I think it should be easy to track down the culprit.
Just look for the woman that has the ghost costume.
That's probably the one handing out those cards. I think
you're right.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
A ghost with a very pointy head, a very pointy
headed ghost, a very pointy headed ghost. She's got a
burning cross in her arms. Maybe we're not positive on that,
but she's definitely listening to If the South would have
won by Hank Williams Junior. If think that's the have
you ever heard this song? I have not get ready
to laugh, because uh, it's a hoot.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
If the fath what a long we'd have had it made,
I'd probably run for president of the Southern State. Day
almost pass away would be our national holiday.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
If the fath what a wand made, That's certainly a message.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's both seatus wouldn't have no.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Killers getting no free if they were proven guilty, and they.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Would swing quickly. That's a message I can get by.
He is not totally wrong on that one. We all
learnt agent cooking it.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Louis Capital back in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I think he's missing. There's like a glaring omission from
the things that would have also happened Miami, if just
a would have one, one glaring omission, and it's a
glaring omission that I'm sure that woman that slid the
card into that girl's candy bag there, I'm sure that's
an omission that she's also noticed too. And there you go,
all right, Josh inn a show. Yeay, all right, let's
(27:35):
see here. I got a text that says I hate
the new racist country format. I just changed the station.
So sorry, I didn't know we changed the station, the
format of the station to racist country. I didn't know
that we just played the song. Yeah, we made fun
of but apparently it's mocking it. Yeah. So, but this
is also a person that's been begging to go to
(27:56):
the Toolbox Party on Twitter or on sorry, on social media,
on tech because I've got here's the line of here's
the line of messages hate the new racist country format.
I just changed the station. Good morning. I've been trying
to qualify for the Toolbox Party with no luck. Just
realized I'm out of town that weekend. If I qualify,
(28:17):
do you think you could reschedule the party until the
following weekend? Things? Josh, Sorry, I did not get through.
I at least have a pulse, and I'm not on
social Security. Plus I love to drink and gamble. Oh well,
try again next week. But I guess the guy doesn't
want to drink and gamble with us anymore. I guess
I thought he wanted to go to the Toolbox party
and have a hang. I mean, just the other day
(28:40):
said I will trade the smoker for a student for
in studio drinking gambling day, and you may have to
throw in a pair of them fake bush squirrel covers. Oh.
I guess that's when we were talking about the the
other pants that had the thing. Yeah, but I guess
that's not the case anymore. Okay, Well, so I guess
he doesn't want to hang with us. I guess good
news for everybody else trying to get in, yeah party,
(29:00):
that's one less, one less person trying to get into
the Toolbox parts. They have changed the radio station, So
I'm sorry, I take it back. I'll tell really, I'm
tempted to just tell Casey to just play music all
day on morning, is what I'm tempted to do. Oh yeah, yeah,
I mean I can leap in. Well, well, I'll let
you do it. I get bad news for me. I
(29:21):
was up. I was up till three last night. I
could stay home and sleep. If if what we're doing
does not appeal to the people, because it's just just
a one day thing, or is this moving forward? Well, forever,
Oh forever, you can have it. And surest that other
radio station that was interested. Yeah, so you can have
it all right, Josh Ennis Show.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
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seven w LLZ Detroit, an iHeart radio station. Make us
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Speaker 1 (29:49):
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Speaker 2 (29:53):
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The Josh Ennis Show on one oh six point seven
DOUBLELLZ Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
One oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels. We're about twenty
minutes or so away from your next shot to get
into the tool box party. It's Josh and James this morning.
Here's one for you. Cohler, you know the people that
make bathtubs and stuff and commode and sinks and stuff.
Yeah yeah, the home goods company Cohler has released a
new device device called the Dakota d Ekoda, a five
(30:29):
hundred and ninety nine dollars camera that attaches to your
toilet bowl and takes pictures of what's inside. Oh good,
so now my toilet can tell me how and healthy?
I am correct. The camera analyzes the images to give
you information about your gut health, how hydrated you are,
and whether there's any blood present. Besides the purchase price,
users will also need to pay between seventy dollars and
(30:50):
one hundred and fifty six dollars for subscriptions. And then
so I know you have to subscribe to it like
it's a Netflix thing. It is it? Okay? Yes, now
we poop and chill.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
So I got to pay all this money to this
toilet just to say diarrhea again.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Huh yeah, exactly what you gotta do there. So yes,
camera in the toilet. This is acceptable. When Chuck Berry
did it, it was problematic. Would look how times have changed.
But yeah, I would not purchase that. You ever used
a bidet? I have not, but I hear glorious things
about the bideta. So my buddy in Saint Louis one
(31:25):
day decided to get a bidet. But what's funny is
he had to do it really like janky, Like he
couldn't buy like the full on like toilet that had
the bidet, like the Amazon accessory that used some like WI,
you're into your water? Correct, He's got like a hose
running to his house to get to his bidet and
He took a video of himself using the bidet for
the first time to face a shot, not like in
you know, up the thing, yeah, but his face and
(31:46):
like his life was changed really by using a bidet. How.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I just it blows my mind that people's lives can
change that much just from using toilet paper to just
having water blast.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, Like I think, dude, wipes are fine. You know
it apparently. But here's the thing though, are you someone
that needs to shower after you pooh?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
No? Oh? I do?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh really? And I'm also I just don't know. I'm
fine a clean up okay, No, I just I prefer
to feel clean, like full body clean. I like to
take a shower after. But the problem is you can't
do that at work. But I also don't pooh at
work unless it's an absolute emergency. I don't haven't. I
don't pooh in public at all unless it's an absolute emergency.
(32:29):
I'm with you. I tried to avoid it as well,
but I don't understand. But there are some people that
take great pride in pooing in public, and they're like
proud of it, and they sit on the toilet and
they blow the thing up. Ye Walt bathroom mane exactly.
And there's people that will sit in there and they'll
know someone walked in, and then they'll wait to blast
when you walk in, like they're proud of it. And
maybe maybe they're the best people. Maybe they rule because
they have this pride in their their bowel movements. I'm
(32:51):
not like that bowel pride. They have bowel pride like
I did. I don't know what to tell you. I
feel so nervous when I'm on the commode. Oh I
hate it you sit there. And then and then the
third thing is I want at home. Oh yeah, yeah,
So I wear flip flops. So when people walk in,
they know who's on the on the toilet. There's no
hiding who's on the toilet. They know it's me. I look,
(33:12):
there he is with his bare feet in the bathroom. Again,
like Fred Flintstone on the can those bush lattes the
other night. It's got his dull his tummy correct. And
that's that's the part that that look. I hate to
pooh in public. And then like my wife will be like, well,
I don't really have a problem with it. I'm like,
first of all, I don't want to know that you poop,
and second of all, you're already sitting on the toilet. See,
(33:34):
women have an unfair advantage because like you don't know
if a woman's pooling her pee and because she's already
sitting on the commode unless you really got your ear
up for the door and then you know it's correct,
but at least to it, like there's a like there's
an understanding that like it could be either one, but
there's no pressure when a dude sits on the commote
unless you're like weird o or it's three in the
morning and you're hammered. More than likely you're not gonna
(33:55):
sit down to pee. You're gonna stand up to peace
and you're sitting on the kommode. People, I know that
you're going ten two hundred. It's already number two correct.
So anyway, all that to tell you this that I
have a shy bowel. And also you can spend six
hundred dollars on this camera that attaches to your toilet
and it takes like do you want to look at
those photos? No, Like, are you gonna have like a
(34:17):
photo album filled with your your bowel movement?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
You know, have to like have like the two factor
authentication on your toilet cam so somebody doesn't hack it
and try to see your behole.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's a very good question, you know. Yeah, there's there's
a lot of risk with this. There is so oh
this makes sense too, sort of in the end behind
in the rear end, there's a camera in the end.
I tried. It wasn't totally successful, but I gave it
a go, and I should get credit for effort. Here's
a Lincoln Park. It's led Zeppelin on one of six
(34:50):
point seven Detroit's wheels. We need to get somebody into
the Toolbox party. So if you want to get in
right now, get in eight seven seven nine eight eight
one o six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven. That is the number. If you'd
like to get into the tool Box party, and we'd
like to get you in. I think that'd be very nice.
(35:12):
We want to party with you, We would love to
party with you. It's actually give me right on that.
On the the e byte. I saw some people riding
e bikes on a trail the other day. Yesterday I
went to took my dog for a walk, and I
saw a bunch of people on some e bikes. They
didn't look as bad ass as did they hit any
sweet jumps? No, No, they were just old people cooler.
If they were old people hit sweet jumps, it would
(35:33):
have been But no, we didn't get any you know,
rad type moments like that. No, but it would have
been cool had we done so. But no, But you
could win that and a bunch of other stuff. We've
talked about it a lot here, my god, so much
cool stuff. Gigerators, TVs, ps, five, smokers, snowblowers, power tools,
all of it. So it's all there for you, and
you could win. You're you're part of that. You're your
(35:55):
piece of the pie if you will. But all you
have to do right now is get in. And that
number is eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven. And the good news is this one guy
is not trying to win anymore. So there's one last person,
the last person, the one less competitor. So it's just
you and like that. This could be your moment in
the sun. Kids. So eight seven seven nine eight eight
one o six seven. That is the number. Let's see wheels. Hello,
(36:20):
Hi am I your right collar? Well it depends who
are you? Hi? This is Karen, Well, Karen, I was
looking for Karen. So if you're Karen, you can go
to the Toolbox Party. Unless you're a Karen, Yes, yes, yes,
thank you, thank you, thank you. Well there you go, Karen. Congratulations,
You and two of your buddies can go to the
Toolbox Party on the eighth of November at Hollywood Casino
(36:44):
at Greek Town and you're gonna have all these awesome
possible prizes to win. This could be a huge day
for you. Is there any prize that sounds more appealing
than the others to you? Uh? You know, give me
good old hard cash. Well, I mean I don't know that.
We I mean we'll see if we can do that
for you. I mean we'll see.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Is cash I don't think catch is an option, But yeah,
you never know what's gonna happen leading up to the event.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Bless her heigh, bless her herd. But maybe we'll find Look,
I'll give you a dollar out of my wallet.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Maybe you can buy it, maybe showing the smoker and
you can buy the smoker off, and then she'll get
to leave with what cash? Cold hard cash? All the
winnings that you will get at the casino.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
All right, So there you go, Your next chance to
get into the Toolbox party is twelve twenty five. One
of six point seven Detroit's wheels about to get out
of here. It's Josh and James. I'll have another shot
to get into the toolbox party at twelve twenty five.
You will have another chance at one thousand bucks in
about twenty minutes. Give it to you about twenty somewhere
(37:43):
around there, and there you have it. There. You have
our little radio program today and we'll be back at
it again tomorrow. It'll be a wonderful day for you
to consume radio. So hopefully you will do that, and
hopefully you will follow us on the socials as well,
Josh Inness Show, and that would be much appreciated. And
off to face the day. Yeah, hopefully the equipment will
work tomorrow, that's the hope. We'll see what happens. You
(38:04):
never know, you never know. It's it's another day. So also,
the guy who said he was no longer listening is
now back on the tech so he's back. Yeah, he's
listening because he wants to win money. Oh okay, so
he's back. So well, it's good to have you back, buddy.
Just don't play that country song. Yeah, I won't do that,
all right anyway, We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
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Speaker 1 (38:27):
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CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist
It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there. Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts.