You Got Some Pants On, Cuz?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Say Josh in his show on one oh six point
seven Double Ullz Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
All Ride Welcome in six oh seven Josh Innis show
Josh and James Today, how are you, sir?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh, I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I rarely laid it in.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah, I'll bet chasing the Lamb down yesterday I realized
I'm not in as good shape, as good as.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Shape as what I thought I was. I feel like
I could have told you that well.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
So like my calves were killing me yesterday after the
run back, and now this morning I could barely get
out of bed because my five keeps cramping.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Up like not like Charlie Horst, like every time I
try to put pressure on it. Do we know if
anybody ever caught the lamb? I don't know. I have
not heard.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I feel like that lamb's probably dead.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
He's probably gonna be served up for dinner by somebody
in no in the surrounding area.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
See.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I disagree because I think he's just been hit by
a car something though it's a dead lamp. And from
what I understand is you really can't eat animals that
have been hit by cars. I once asked the radio
audience about like deer you see on the side of
the road. I'm like, hey, I like, could I just
eat that deer in theory? And they're like, well no,
because once the deer gets hit, like all the blood
rushes to all these like the body parts and stuff,

(01:16):
and the meat's just no good apparently. So I'd imagine
that lamb is no good once it got hit by
a car. Now, maybe it got free, maybe it found
red on the beach somewhere and they've run off and
everything's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I think he just belongs to the city. Now, yeah,
that could be the case.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
There'll be a hoodlum lamb room in the streets of
Detroit gonna watch out.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
It could be watch your wallet.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
All of a sudden, he's like what up?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Though, Yeah, he's like, whoa that is?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
That could be the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Look at that lamb.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
But so I don't know I saw that.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Like the Free Press posted a video of the lamb
running around. Yeah that was the street that was actually
talking to you one you saw the lamb running down?
Yeah yeah, that's no.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Wait did you ever have eyes on the lamb?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Never saw the lamb, But I followed the path because
that's the exact path I went to.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, late last well yesterday, late in the show yesterday,
we were told that there was a lamb running free
in the streets of Eastern Market, so we went out
trying to find him, and we never found him, So
we don't know if he just belongs to the city. Now,
I cant you imagine like someone's just hanging out downtown somewhere,
like like they're having dinner or having lunch somewhere at
a restaurant, and just a little lamb just kind of

(02:23):
walks right by him on the street, Like is that
a lamb? Like, yeah, I'm pictured a homeless man befriends him,
you know, like hey, hey, lamb here, I mean this,
He takes him on as like his pet. Yeah, you know,
gets some a leak, She's.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Gonna use him to like a panhandle, you know, at
my lamb five dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm of the belief that once you have a dog
with you as a panhandler, you're almost like guaranteed to
get more money than if you didn't have a dog.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Because I always feel bad for the dog totally, like you.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Give your dog a treat, please, So many times that
I'll roll down the window and just say hey, cause
I can keep treats in the car for my dog.
So I'll be like, hey, give your dog a treat
and then get the guy and nothing and I'm like
so sorry. Then he just takes it and eats it.
I'm like, listen, the.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Dog can't get a job, but you could.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe we'll see somebody with
a lamb rolling in the streets of Detroit.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
It'll be his pet, you know, be.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Hanging outside Ford Field the next Lions game panel and.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Name him after like Jamior Gibbs or something. Yeah, Hey,
little lamb Gibbs. This is my This is my lamb buddy.
This is Barry Sanders, my favorite lamb. He can run
twenty two miles an hour. Also, probably I had things.
Are you just hauling?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Ask?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, he can't catch them. No, nobody caught that before.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Of those fat butchers, he beat them all, like in
my mind, they were chasing them with meat cleaver, well
one hand, some weird instruments in his hand. I couldn't
tell what they were. I'm like, is he gonna slaughter
the thing?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Like on the spot so he doesn't run anymore, But
he just they all looked so defeated. They had all
the blood all over their their butcher jackets with their
little hairnets and the brownie faces.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
How do you loose the lamb? I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh wild scene yesterday. Uh. Anyway, welcome mand everybody. We're
glad you're hanging out with us today. So we've got
a lot to get into today, including another opportunity for
you to get into the Toolbox Party. Your first opportunity
coming up at eight twenty five today, eight twenty five

(04:13):
and nine to twenty five. You can get in. It
is the hottest ticket in town. People want to be
at the Toolbox Party. We're now what like ten days away,
eleven days whatever it is from the Toolbox Party. It's
coming up, not this Saturday, but the next un you know,
at Greek Town. We're ready to go, so we'll get
you in there. What do we just have a lot
to do today? Look, I'm not gonna waste your time.

(04:34):
I'm gonna play some rock and roll. We'll get to
some sports. The World Series continued last night. We had
that there was a frozen frenzy on the ice. Every
hockey team played last night, so that means Red Wings
played last night. How about that. But first, we're.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Gonna give you poison.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't know why I've been on a poison kick lately.
Here's poison doing loggins in Messina, Your Mama don't dance
well in Detroit's Wheel, The josh Is showpo Well, let's
see here. The Red Wings won last night. They beat
the Blues five to two. That was the final, five

(05:12):
to two a Red Wings victory. They've won back to
back games, both games against the Blues.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
They've scored eleven goals.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Against the Blues combined in these last two games, have
outscored them eleven to six, including the game on Saturday
where they were down four to nothing and rallied in one.
Last night they beat them five to two. They were
at four to one after two periods and each team
scored a goal in the third, So there you go.

(05:39):
Dylan Larkin scored twice in the game, had an assist,
so he had a three point nine. Nice it is
good for him. The World Series continued last night and
it was not an eighteen inning game, so there was that.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It just ended in the normal nine innings. Nothing to
see here.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Final score was six to two Blue, So that series
is now tied at to apiece. It's always good when
you can bounce back from an eighteen inning like a
nine hour baseball game. Yeah, just have a garden variety
ball game that lasted all Let's see how long this

(06:19):
ballgame was last night? Time of game? Where the hell
is the time of game listed on here? I don't know.
I think it was over by the time I went
to bed, though. Well, that's all you need to know. Then,
Just a garden variety, typical baseball game. Dodgers were up
early in the game, won nothing, but then it was
all Toronto. After that, Vlad Guerrero hit a home run
that put the Blue Jays up two to one. Then

(06:41):
they tacked on runs. Actually they tacked on three runs
in the seventh. Actually, make that five runs in the seventh.
The four runs in the seventh, I'm doing the math
on the flyer. Four runs in the seventh, So it
was two to one going into the seventh.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
The Blue Jays scored four. There you go, I'm a dummy.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Four runs in the seven you know math, And the
final score in that one was six to two. Final
score in that one. So and let's see here other
stuff going on. Well, not much. Yesterday wasn't a very
exciting sports day. No Piston's going on, so it's just
kind of a just kind of there, you know, it's
just kind of just kind of a their sports steat.

(07:23):
I feel like they're just now starting to talk about
the Lions game coming up on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
It feels like they haven't played in a month.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I know, and it's only been what nine days, but
it feels like the Lions haven't played in a freaking month.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I tell you, where have you gone? Lions?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I cannot wait for them to play, like I long
to see the Lions there. They're so watchable and so fun,
and then they're gonna get to play the Vikings and
they're gonna beat the Vikings at home, and then they're
back at it. Then they continue playing football. Thank Christ,
because I've missed them. So I've longed for the Lions.
Thank you for bringing that up. I have longed to
watch the Lions again. Give you something to look forward

(07:57):
to this weekend.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
It really does.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
And it's a nude saying noon a one o'clock game,
which is something we very rarely get, and usually they're
playing that, you know, the prime afternoon game or a
Sunday night or a Monday night.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
I'm happy to see him get all that attention, but
at the same time, you're killing my Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Man.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
One o'clock, the babies go down for a nap. I
can sit down and watch football uninterrupted. Think about Jones
when you make these sweels. Come on, we'll talk to
somebody for me. You gotta make something happen. That's the
same last name, Bro, That's true. No, we'll probably we're
related somewhere.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I mean, you'd have to be.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I think.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I think that's just a long line of Campbell's exactly.
And there you go.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
There's sports and we've got more rock coming up on wheels,
So Josh in this show one of six point seven w.

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(09:13):
liquor and fine wine, Dean sellers Ford and the Troy
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twenty thousand dollars. Weren't the prizes that could be yours, well,
at least some of them, not all of them. That'd
be something if you won all of them, like one
jackpot winner, yeah, everything, Like how mad would people be?

(09:36):
You'd be like the persons or people that rigged the
Monopoly game or whatever, Like how do you watch that? Yeah? Idea.
It was one of the most interesting documentaries ever. It was.
I think I stopped in the middle of the last
episode because like most documentaries, at some point it gets
to a part where you're like, all right, I've seen enough.
It gets too in depth at the now for I'm

(09:58):
glad you brought up documentaries, because I'm a big documentary guy,
and I feel like you need to be thorough in
the documentary. Lately, I can't watch a forty five minute
documentary about something. I need you two hours whatever. The
problem is when you get these these series, these limited
series documentaries, usually by about the third or fourth one,
it's kind of like, all right, I think we've I've

(10:19):
got enough.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
I think here, it takes a lot of the same information,
and they're always trying to get you to like a
hook at the end.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
There's no but there's no hook. That's the problem. That's
the thing I hate about these true crime shows is
like I watched one about dB Cooper once. Okay, I've
actually watched a ton about.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
dB Cooper because I'm trying to find his treasure.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, yes, I'm just fascinated by dB Cooper, Like, how
did this happen? This guy jumped out of a plane
and they never found him again. And every time you
watch a dB Cooper show, it's like, did they find
dB Cooper? And then after eight episodes, I'll save you
the time they did Yeah, spoiler alert, smiler alert. There
they have not found dB Cooper and I watched like

(10:58):
eight episodes. There's a great line in a south Park episode,
an old south Park episode, where mister Garrison's talking about
the movie Contact and he goes watch the whole damn
movie to see the alien It was her goddamn father.
Like that's how I feel when I watch all of
these documentaries. They're like, did we find the Zodiac? No,

(11:20):
they did not find the Zodiac? There is no like
they've looked. There is that, but somehow you gave me
eight episodes to figure out that you didn't find the zodiac.
Then there are really thorough documentaries that are super depressing,
and by about the seventh episode, you like, I'm out.
So during the Rona, there was a big documentary on
Netflix called The Keepers, and it was about these like

(11:43):
the Catholic church in Baltimore and they were covering up
like child six stuff. Yeah, okay, and like at some
point and I think they like one of these nuns
went missing because she knew too much or something. And
by about the eighth episode, I'm like, nothing new is
happening even done with the diddles. There's nobody else can diddle.
It's like we're like all we're doing is talking to

(12:05):
some boring asked priests.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
About seven I'm like, I don't care. I don't care,
Like I.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Don't know that I've ever finished any of these other
than the one. What was that the Making a Murderer,
the original Making a Murderer like that it was in
like Wisconsin or whatever, and like did you watch that one?
I did not know. I'm not a big true crime guy.
That's surprising. Actually, I'm more of a fictitious crime guy. Well, so,

(12:31):
like Jilly wants to watch this Ed Gaen show on Netflix,
and I know the story of ed Gean, it's a
true story. I don't know that I feel like watching
gross slice him up stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'd rather just watch a documentary.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
About the guy dude from a sens of anarchy players.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And ed Gain of course is whose
psycho is based on loosely in the Texas Chainsaw massacre,
very important in the in the Annals of Killers, he's
a pretty important one. Yeah, he's up there. But before
the mentioned there were a lot of people who had
no idea who he was because like, he doesn't get
the run the Ted Bundy gets or you know, the
real serial killers and those kind of he doesn't get

(13:08):
that same run the butcher.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Of playing Field.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
But yeah, or you know, you'll watch a son of
Sam documentary and at the end you're like, great, I
just spent all this time. I get it at David Berkolitz,
I know who it is, Like, why did I watch this?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
But that's what I do with this true like true
crime stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
But I sucked myself in and then afterwards I yell
at the TV because they didn't figure out who the
person was. You know, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I see a very similar occurrence with myself and what
I watch. So your true crime is like my alien stuff.
Oh yes, contact stuff, like the same kind of stuff
you'd like. I love Unsolved Mysteries, the show. I love
that show. Yeah, like the terrifying as a job. Yeah,
the og.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Got any of the new iterations where they basically run
the same show except put a new host on it.
I'm talking Robert Stack Unsolved Mysteries, terrifying intro of music. God,
it sent me into nightmares, Like I'd sit at home
alone during the day and there'd be reruns and I
couldn't move. I'd be petrified of this show, to the
point my grandma would make fun of me for being

(14:11):
so afraid of this show. That and Alfred Hitchcock Presents. Okay,
when the theme from Alfred Hitchcock Presents would hit, I'd
be petrified, and my grandma would say, oh, Edward, that
old Booger's gonna get you, which, to translate from my
grandma is Edward is my middle name, and that old
booger is the boogiey boogy man, that old booger's gonna
get you, And then she'd cackle at me and laughs like, ahh,
that old booger's gonna get you. Edward like, thanks, Grandma.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
No, I know I have someone in common with your
grandma because I do something to similar with my son.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
See, that's the only reason I'd ever want to have
kids is just to torture them with things that scare them.
I got yelled at by the wife one night because
I'm like, better get ready for bed to the moon's
gonna get you. The next thing I know, my wife's like, no,
I did not say. Well, Dad said the moon's gonna
get you, but HEAs didn't mean the moon's actually to
come get you. This I did you die. I'm like,
I'm in trouble. No, no, no, he's not gonna get

(15:00):
you in a mean way. My grandma also used to
tell me that the police were gonna get me I misbehaved,
my grandma, Why would you give me an irrational fear
of authority like that, Like I'm gonna call the cops
on you? Like what like what.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
My own grandma's gonna turn me in?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You bitch? Yeah, you narkin bitch. Well, I'm gonna call
the cops out you grandma, and then she'd send me
out to the tree to get a switch and whip
my ass. Yeah. Anyway, all that to tell you that
ya hey, two bucks party, Yeah, two of us parties
coming up, and we have your first chance to get
in today at eight twenty five. All right, it took

(15:36):
a long way to get to.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
This the Smashing Pumpkins. I love this song. It's disarmed.
We are in Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It's wheels Wheel and you what.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
You say?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
What this Elma Jeane?

Speaker 6 (16:03):
In world in which you're living, make.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
You beIN in and cry.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (17:02):
What did you.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Got? It down?

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Everything as well, the game even the same never sadly.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
He said, you know you wanted the phenology change and
world and water living make you and cry living?

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Next job.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
One ull six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Hana Show.
All right, here's what we got coming up. Of course
eight twenty five your first shot to get into the
Toolbox party. Then nine twenty five and twelve twenty five
and three twenty five and five twenty five, so we'll
do that for you. And coming up in this next hour,
we got a bunch of stuff to get into, including
uh covid slash herpies, monkeys on the loos in Mississippi.

(18:58):
Oh god, I live down in that part of the country.
It's like, I think most people have herpies down there.
I like, I used to drive around in Louisiana. I
lived there for a large part of my life, and
you just see billboards that would be like Louisiana is
number one in New AIDS cases. Like, wow, that's not
good news.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
We did it. Hey, you got to be number one
at something.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
We're number one in obesity, and we're number dead last
and education and all this, but you.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
Know we are.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
We're number one in new AIDS cases. We're getting busy,
We're doing dirty sex. Let's well, that's how we do
it down there, man, we don't we raw dog a hard?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, number one for eight eight cases.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
There was a time that I saw list that listed
the ten cities with like the highest like STD rates
and I lived in like seven of them. That's funny,
you're living in another one, now, That's what I'm saying.
So like, basically every town I've lived in or been
on the radio in is like an STD mecca. Well,
I hope you're not the cause of all that. I
wish I was me I was getting.

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Dang The Josh Innis Show sport Alright, So the World
Series is tied at two after a six to two
victory for the Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
It's actually turned out to be a competitive series. Look
at the Blue Jays again.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I haven't watched a second of it because, once again,
once the team's out, I don't care. I'm not gonna
sit around and watch a boring ass baseball game.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
So look, it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Once the Tigers routed in care so it's a two
to two series. Sounds like it's pretty competitive. Had that
eighteen inning game? Cool? At least this was a normal
baseball game. Goodness, Actually that was Game four, But you've
seen five baseball games so far, So there's that. But
also last night red Wings win. They've won back to
back against the Blues. They've beaten. Last night they beat

(21:16):
them five to two. They beat him six to four
on Saturday, so they've had quite a back to back
against the guys from Saint Louis. I found this story interesting.
So Brian Kelly is now the former coach at LSU
and the former coach at Notre Dame and the former
coach at Cincinnati. Did he coach at Western Michigan. Where
was Brian Kelly before Cincinnati. I'm fairly certain he did.

(21:39):
He coached in one of the directional schools. But anyway,
so Brian Kelly had this awful game on Saturday and
LSU melted down and got their asses kicked by Texas
A and M, and it was a whole deal and
he eventually got fired on Sunday. But he went to
the football operations building at LSU on Sunday thinking he

(21:59):
still had a job. When he gets to the door,
his thumbprint doesn't want to get in to turn off
his credentials. Somehow, he still didn't connect the dots that
he was getting fired, so he like knocks on the door.
He's like, hey, can you let me in? And they're
like okay. So that he gets in and goes to
his office. Then they're like, we need to have a meeting,
and then they fire him. So like in radio, every

(22:22):
time I've been fired, and I've been fired, I think
technically twice, maybe maybe three times. Technically, I guess I'm
pretty remarkable. This is my fourth stint with iHeart. I
think like I'd like Bob Pittman or someone to get
me like a like a little creative award. Yeah, like
they give you an award for being around for five years,
ten years, whatever, Like here's your plaque to signify that

(22:42):
you've worked with the company for fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Been fired and welcome back four times.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I guarantee you there is not another human on the planet.
And I don't know what this says about me, but
another human on the planet that has been rehired by
iHeart four times. Not Charlemagne the God because they just
don't get fired, but Bobby Bones Mojo, none of you

(23:07):
big wins out there have been hired and fired by
iHeart four times now. Sometimes I've left on my own
to be fair, and now I've come back I'd like that.
I want Casey to get on that. I want you
to reach out to the higher ups. I want you
to talk to Bob Pittman. I want you to talk
to anybody who can talk to in the iHeart universe.
And I want to find out if there is any
other person who has been hired and fired four times

(23:31):
by iHeart. They're going to create an award in your name.
O god, Yeah, they'll give it away at like the
iHeart Video the iHeart Music Award to you know, and
oh yeah, it'd be huge.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
This year's inn this award winner is.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Josh it is, but he's still the only guy that's
been hired and fired four different times. And he's been
hired and fired so many times that it used to
be called clear channel the first time he got fired
that long. Huh, it is first time I got fired,
And technically it's more than that because I got laid

(24:04):
off in two thousand and nine, right, so there's a
big layoff at iHeart. I got laid off in Baton
Rouge in two thousand and nine. Then I got re
hired in late two thousand and nine because they couldn't
fill the position with somebody else. Because they had to
offer it to me again. So I took the job again.
Then I left to go to Houston for a different company.
Left there when I got fired in Philadelphia. I went

(24:26):
back to iHeart in Houston and got fired there. Thought
I'd never work at iHeart again. Two years later or so,
I get another job at iHeart in Nashville. I leave
there to go to Saint Louis for another company like
a dummy, and then I'm out of work for about
a year and then I get the job here at iHeart.
So this is technically my Let's see, I got the
job at iHeart, left, I got laid off, came back,

(24:48):
So that's two. Got the job in Houston. Three, got
the job in Nashville. Four got the job here. Technically,
I've had five different stints as an employee at Iheart's
Slash Clear channels. See kids, never give up.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
I want an award named after me.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
All that said, I bring this up because when you
get fired in radio, like they take your badge, Like
the second you get fired, they think you're gonna go
nuts or something. Oh yeah, so they take your little
lanyard in your card. So every time I've ever gotten
fired they've taken my card. But the time I got
laid off in Baton Rouge, I was at work prepping
for a show. You know, I'm like the time twenty one,

(25:26):
I think, young guy, and my email account won't work,
Like I keep trying to log in and im going
to my boss. I'm like, you know, why does my
email not work? And he goes, oh, yeah, I'm having
the same problem. No big deal, bubba. I'm like, okay, cool,
I guess it's an issue. Literally five seconds later, Josh
the boss wants to see you in his office over
the intercom. I'm like, huh, this is interesting. Boom go

(25:47):
in laid off. So I know what it's like to
live that life where like the key card doesn't work,
or you email like they're savages with it. They kill
your email before they even tell you you're five.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Email's gone, and they change all the passwords of social media.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, that happened to me in Saint Louis. So I
was working at Hubbard and Saint Louis and the day
I got fired, I couldn't log into any of the
social media stuff. So I send a message to our dude,
and you know, the social media and I'm like, hey,
why does my why all the passwords been changed? And
they're like, well, we had to let somebody go today.
I'm like, oh, that sucks. Sorry for those bums. That
guy sucks. Well, when I get up there, I'll get

(26:22):
the new information. Then when I got up there, I
learned that I was the guy that at least I
didn't wait for you to finish all your daily like work. No.
But what sucked is I came up to work and
I had my lunch. I would stop at Pop Belly
and you know, a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
So I'm walking in and that.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
One of the guys that works at the station sees
me walking in and goes, hey, Josh Man, how you doing.
I'm like, oh, great, whatever. So the guy that was
up there was to fill in for me because I
got fired, so he knew I was getting whacked.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
When he walked by me, he knew I was dead
man walking.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
But all that that Brian Kelly shows up at the
building on Sunday after getting his ass whipped. His little
thumb print doesn't work to get into the building, and
he's like, I don't see any issue with this. I
guess it's no big deal. And then he got fired.
Al right, So this is a great story. This is
a Detroit police officer. Be careful about what you wear
on a zoom call with a judge. We'll tell you

(27:20):
about one oh six point seven Detroit's wheels. Josh in
his show that is Home Sweet Home. That is Motley Crue.
It's Josh and James. So here's a fun story for
you today, kids, because we try to brighten your day.
Here's a story that is right here in Detroit. So
there's a police So there's a police officer who's on

(27:40):
a zoom hearing. All right. So the hearing involved a
reckless driving and drag racing case that occurred back in May.
A female defendant in that case had been issued a
citation and appeared for a plead deal when the officer
joined the virtual session. So we have video that's been
obtained by Metro Detroit News. Okay, so that's where this

(28:02):
video comes from. It is on the Metro Detroit News Instagram.
I'm gonna put it up on our website. Well, it's phenomenal,
so I'll be ready to see this on The Joshennis
Show Facebook.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Give us a follow there as well, if you would please,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
So my man joins the zoom call, and what he
doesn't realize is that he's not wearing any pants. Well,
he probably realizes he's not wearing pants. He pulled the
classic like top half like the news anchor move, where
you're wearing shorts below the desk, but up top you're
wearing a suit. So my man is wearing his police shirt,

(28:38):
he's got his badge everything up top, but he's in
his underwear below. And he set the camera in a
bad place. Gosh, she's like CROs It is like a
POV shot here, like you usually have to pay money
for this on OnlyFans and to say you can tell
he does some some naughty business with some camgirls and
during his off time. So everybody that's in the court

(29:00):
room can see this. And here's what the exchange sounds
like when the judge realizes that old buddy here ain't
wearing pants.

Speaker 11 (29:07):
Please yes, off the Jackson bathroom at thirty nine nineteen
out of twelve precinct.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
All right, you got you got some pants off in
the no suck Officer Jackson.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Uh, okay, let's leave.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
My man's frazzled. At this point, he's like Here's.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
What I like.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Is I like at one point my old buddy.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Here, the judge goes from being like, well, officers such
and such like a judge, to like, he's just hanging.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Out and he's in town.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
He's one of the boys.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
He's like, you got some pants?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
You get some pants on? Cutz and my man's like
he's laughing because he realizes that he's sitting there with
no pants on.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
The view of this shot is so great because the
camera's like on a coffee table or something.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
So he's like got his phone set up like on
a book probably, and he's got his phone propped up
on something I don't know, a candle, who knows, and
it's shooting upwards.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
So he's sitting with.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
His legs a gape, yes, and the camera is shooting upward.
You see his thighs, you see his crotch region, and
then up top he's wearing his police outfit uniform. They
say his outfit like he's in a show. He's wearing
his he's wearing his costume. Uh, but he's got his
police shooting ofform And then the second the judge says
something about the pants, he realizes, oh god, everybody can

(30:28):
see me from the waist down. And then you get
just the camera had he had the camera in the
second position that first fine, nobody would even know when
he was pants list.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Correct, you just did a tear? How did you not
know how you got?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
The judge is so shocked he gets out of.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
The judge character mode he needs to be in.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I know he's like because he's probably being all straight
laced as a judge's sitting up there at the podium like, well,
I'm judged such and such and whatever.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Judge Sean Perkins is his name?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
John Judge Sewan Perk goes from being judged to like,
we're hanging out at the basketball court, like what are
you wearing some pants? Cut? You got?

Speaker 8 (31:05):
You got some pants?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Then even the look of like the female prosecutor or
the female defendant, I'm not sure like what.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
She looks appalled, like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
But also if I'm the person in this case and
I see the cop shows up like that, I'm getting
off by Yeah, this guy's driving.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Hell no, hell no, cut you got you got some pants?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
No pants?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
You got it?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
You must have quit.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Can you trust an officer who's not wearing pants on
a zoom call.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
This man is incompetent. That would be my argument.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
So you want to believe this man who says I
was driving recklessly and drag racing. This man can't even
put on pants during a zoom call.

Speaker 8 (31:45):
You got you got some pants?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I just love it, he goes because the officer. I
wish people would just be who they are and not
have to put on a fake front for their job.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Like I feel like Judge.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Sean Perkins would be a kick ass judge if just
talk like that the whole time, like just take no
bs no, Like you know, Officer Perkins, are you on
the zoom call? I wanted to be like, yo, you
on the zoom call? And what you got?

Speaker 8 (32:09):
You got some pans?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Hey, old boy, Hey hey, old buddy, you got some
pants on? Old buddy? What you doing?

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I see? I think that'd be better, and I think
everybody would enjoy that. It'd make for great TV. I
think he'd be He's gonna probably be like what one
of the next TV judges.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
He'll be like Judge Joe Brown.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Oh yeah, we'll see a TV show for Judge Sean Perkins,
and like that'll be his catchphrase. Like even though people
are wearing pants. His catchphrase is just so it's like
some pants on, cos I say you got, that'd be great,
like all of a sudden, like that's how he convicts people,
even though like it has nothing to do with anything,
like all right, we're gonna find the defendant guilty, and

(32:47):
like the jury comes in, I you you're guilty, and
he just says you got he said by judge Judge
Sean say that.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
You got, you got?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah. And it's even funny because he has pants. He's
wearing pants. You got. This is a landlord dispute.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
You got.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Well, that's how those usually go. I bet people that
are involved in those don't wear pants. If I had
to guess, like you and your robe? Yeah, like you
and your your robe? You walk around, Hey you get
some pants on? No, Like, oh that's great, but I'm
wearing this fine robe. So is that video on the
Facebook that is go to the Josh Innis Show Facebook
courtesy of Metro Detroit News.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
But uh old buddy here is in his uh boxer?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah too funny. Let me read some more of the details.
Thirty six District Officer Zoom policy requires participants be dressed appropriate.
Also he'll probably get in trouble. He's probably in trouble,
he's probably gotten reprimand in the fact that Metro Detroit
News put it out there, not doing him any favors.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
See, this guy is awesome though.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm a big fan of his just the pants pantsless
cop is what we'll call him, pantsless cop. He's the
pantsless cop. And just think there's another reality TV show
they want to defund these guys. These guys are a
hoot the hours of entertainment. How about you fund them
and buy them pants. That's what we should be doing.
Instead of trying to defund the police, we should be
funding them with adequate resources and currency to buy pants.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Maybe he's pants were in the wash, you know, it
could have been.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Maybe he was trading. Maybe they were getting pressed. You know,
he's a Detroit police officer. Maybe he got some blood
from a murdercy the night before. You know what. The
comments on this are fantastic as well, because everybody's pointing
out the exact same thing we point out. Judge broke
character for him all I didn't read the comments. That's funny.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Everybody did. Did the judge call him cuz? Uh?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Anyway, So check out the video on our Facebook page
and follow us on on Facebook as well. It's the
Josh and The Show, and tell somebody about the show,
would you thank you? All Right, we got to a
lot of other stuff to get into today, including a
teacher that makes inappropriate comments to female students at a
local high school. Can't do that.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I'm surprised there aren't more pervy teachers.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Like I'm like, I feel like we start to hear
more about pervy teachers though, like people are willing to
risk it all a lot more than they used to be.
Oh yeah, or maybe it just gets out more because
there's more avenues to get this out with Facebook and
social media and everything that could be. But I think
a lot of it is the porn fantasy could be.
I think they think, oh, this happens in portals all
the time, I'll get away with it exactly. No, But

(35:37):
this is really that's the thing people do. That's why
you see so many people at Donkey shows. It's a
Josh in.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
The show on one Who's six point seven Dollz Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
One of those six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Innis
show and is Josh and James this morning. Hello friends, Wait,
you got some pants on? Cuah cuh, hold on office anyway, Sorry,
hold on, let me try that again. You got some
pants on? Cut?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
You got.

Speaker 9 (36:07):
There?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
You go now, I'm sorry. And he's laughing in the video. Anyway.
So over in Taylor, they're having some issues with a
teacher Oh No, who is a bit of a horny toad.
It would seem he seems to really enjoy saying inappropriate
things to the ladies students, and apparently has for a

(36:28):
long time. I'm supposed to do that. And Fox here
locally has interviewed some people about this. Let's see what
we got here.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
A former student also came forward. Here's what both of
them had to say.

Speaker 12 (36:40):
I was walking with a close friend of mine back
in I'm not sure my junior year, and he decided
he was going to say that makes your body look
really nice to one of the female students. I was
walking with them the hallway and when I dropped her
off at the classroom where we were at, and I
came back and I confronted him and I said, why
would you say something like that? And I asked him
directly in his face, and I said, you're not allowed

(37:00):
to say that about young women, like they look up
to you to lead them into the future.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
You're supposed to be a teacher.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'm skeptical that this girl in high school said this
to a teacher. I'm not skeptical that the teacher could
be a creep, because I'm surprised aren't more creepy teachers.
And then we don't hear about it more. By the way,
ladies too, we're hearing more and more about ladies like
horny toad ass early twenties teacher, ladies that are poon
tanging around with like sixteen and seventeen.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Year old which is wild to be married and everything.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
And then because ladies are horny and weird too, Like
at some point we got to accept these things.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
People just assume men are the only creeps. And that's
the thing.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'm not defending men in this because there are tons
of men that are creeps obviously, and that's totally what
it is. But like we like when we hear this story,
we're like, this guy's a creep. There's some catchup predator stuff.
If we would have heard that it was a lady
teacher that was like, hey, James, your bulge looks very
nice in those pants. You thank you, miss Smith. You
know what you'd say, you'd say, where were those teachers

(37:58):
when I was in high school? See exact reaction. There's
no lady, that's like, you know what, where was that
creepy ass teacher when I was in high school?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
But dudes are like, where was that when I was
in school?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, that's what I always say, Especially when you see
like the mug shot of the teacher, I'm like, oh
my god, that's like the hot teacher too. I never
had hot teachers. We had a couple of my high school.
We had a couple that were okay looking, but we
never had like the one that you obsess over, you know,
not like a hot for teacher type of deal. Although
I am convinced that one of my best friends had
a sexual relationship with a teacher in high school and

(38:31):
we'd make fun of him for it. Still, so this
teacher would like teacher and her husband would take our buddy,
who was like fifteen, sixteen seventeen and take him out
on like boat trips on their boat and stuff. My
first thought was, how does a teacher have a boat. Yeah,
Like that's the bigger plot hole here, not like, hey,
is he having sex with the teacher? What's her husband?

(38:52):
I don't know, something that's good enough to get him
a boat? They got a boat, so like they'd go
out on weekends together and like spend time on his boat.
I'm like, who the hell spends time with a lady
teacher on a boat with her husband? Very weird. So
we're convinced that they were engaged in an illicit relationship.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
To be like the weirdest cuckold situation ever.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
But I think the guy likes it. Husband's in the
corner watching. But the thing about cukold situations is the
guys want to be cookeed usually that's how that's why
there's a cuck chair sitting in the corner of the
hotel roope, like what we have in the studio now, Yes,
actually the official Josh has shown cuck bench. Yeah we
got the cook benches.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Now watch us come and watch us do radio. Yeah
I like that.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah. Now, there was a legitimate situation that happened at
my high school, and I think it may have been
a couple of years after I got out, but one
of the teachers had like a full on sexual romantic
relationship with one of the students really and they eventually
cornered him on it, like they got him in the
office and they're like, so, mister such and such, like

(39:51):
what was the situation? And he goes, I'm in love
with her, and they're always in love with him. They're
always He was in his forties, I think mid to
late forties and this girl was in high school and
they and they had an illicit relationship. And I don't know, Look,
I choose to believe in love. So maybe they're still there.
They are maybe they made it, but I'm not sure.

(40:14):
Maybe they did, maybe they didn't. But they had to
fire that gentleman obviously because he admitted. He's like, oh, yeah,
we have a sexual relationship. And he's like, oh, I'm
welcome to propose next week. And because you're down in
the bayou, that's a lot. That's a loud back down there, right.
That is a misconception. Oh really, yeah, that is thirteen
fourteen year olds, no cousins. Yeahs, it's we're frown upon. Age.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Age is an issue, but blood is not. Okay, hey,
hey he can choose, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
But yeah, so like and I'm gonna guess this poor
guy I say this poor guy, but like, this guy
probably got his heart broken by this girl too, because
he's like, can you imagine a grown man, do you
have like teenage like heartbreak? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
He thinks that they're in love.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Angle he looks like after he gets fired, he calls
her and he's like, well, looks like we can go
be together now, and she's like, no, we can't. No, actually,
I'm doing the high school quarterback now. Why yes, I'm
doing somebody in my own age. And he becomes a
stalker and just follows her around. Again. I want to
be very clear, I'm not saying poor guy, but just
from the standpoint of you know, everyone deals with heartbreak,

(41:16):
that guy probably thought they were in love. Yeah, yeah,
and then what happened is like you know, once he
gets caught, she's like, Okay, I gotta get out of this.
And then she's like, yeah, we gotta break it off.
Or she's like you know what, my parents say, I
can't date you anymore. So so the black my mom
and dad. So anyway, this story though that we've been
playing the audio from is in Taylor, let's see.

Speaker 12 (41:37):
Somebody else and why would you do that? And he
looked me dead in my face, and he said, you
don't have.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
To worry about that.

Speaker 12 (41:41):
Get out of my classroom. Just because of that one comment.
Though I was already like distraught, my stomach was.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
An attorney started, I'm picking up.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
So when she's saying, he said, you don't have to
worry about that, yeah, she's the ugly friend.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
That could be yep, so she must be the ugly friend.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
And he was complimenting the hot quote uncho hot, and I'm
using that term just and.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
This is his situation. Could have beens complimenting her and
that's why she doesn't have to worry about that.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, that could be.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
That's the way of saying, go to the lunchrom and
go get some cookies there, chunkie.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah that could be.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
That could be what he was dealing. I ain't seen
the video, so I don't know. Yeah, I look, I didn't.
All I have is the audio, so I couldn't tell you.
But I look, I don't know. I don't know how
things go down and Taylor, but they haven't released this
guy's name or anything. So because they again everybody knows school,
you know who it is, but everybody will know who
the guy Is. It's gonna be the guy who's probably

(42:32):
not teaching right now, like I could say Davis Junior High,
you know, nineteen ninety seven, pervy teacher. Eybody who is
in my class will know exactly who I'm talking about.
Correct or if they're you know they're right now. Everyone
knows who it is because he's probably not there right now.
He's going. I haven't released his name, but we can
let you know that. You know, mister Smith is not

(42:53):
teaching today, and that is odd because he's been out
for a whole week. Mister Innis will be your substitute
teacher for law term.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Here.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I come in looking like Rod Belding.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I got like.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Denim on denim. I tucked in denim on dinim.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Hey, you guys would have go on that whitewater rafts.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Yea, come on, guys, I'm the cool teacher. I'm theay.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Mister Smith is no longer here because he's been dipping
his wick in some places. It shouldn't be. Man. Well,
I'm a cool teacher. You can vape and you just
hell phones while I'm on charge. Who's hey, who's here
to vape? You want to vape? Hey?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Make paper airplanes? And fly them. Whatever you kids do now, man,
whatever you guys think's cool.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I'm mister Innison, I'm the cool. Do they still play
like paper football or you fold the paper into like
a triangle. No, they probably just do illicit drug much
on the class Now We're all like, hey, do they
do fun things like maybe play rock paper scissors or
make spit balls.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
No, they're watching porn on their phones in class.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
What's funny is we had like a long term sub
who downloaded like risk a bikini videos onto the school computer.
And he had asked one of his like stewing friends
how to get him off the desktop.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Listen, do you want to make ten dollars?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah? Get o Kyle, Hey, Kyle, get a very income.
See mister in this for a second. I just remember
that I've downloaded elicit bikini picks on the well. That's
the thing that was back in the early days of
the net though, too, like no idea what they were doing.
You're just hitting buttons. It's like, hey, here's hot chicks. Bam.
All of a sudden, you got like viruses and porn
and nudes and everything on your work computer at school.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
You don't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
How do I get rid of this Girl's Gone Wild
video that I downloaded off the Internet.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Didn't on purpose, it was on accident. It was a
link in my email. I accidentally clicked.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
It in my electronic mail.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, I'm electronic mail. I've got this in my electronic
mail and I can't get rid of it. Kyle helped
me all those six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh in
a show. I'm looking for people to share stories about
the weird teacher or the stories that went around your school,
because every school had them. Sometimes sometimes they were true.
Like I don't know for a fact that my buddy

(44:53):
was poon tanging around with the teacher, but I do
know that it was awkward, and we still talk about
it to this day and bust his balls about the
fact that he'd spend week in on a boat with
our lady teacher and he was like sixteen, and there
there was no rhyme or reason. It was very weird
and we still make fun of him for that. But
your school, who were the teachers? You don't have to
tell it. We don't need we don't need names. I

(45:13):
don't want that smoke. Okay, here's what I need. I
need the stories about what went on, were they actually happening.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
What was the rumor in your school?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
What actually happened at your school? Teacher student relations stuff
is what we're looking for here on the show today.
So you were telling me more of the details on
the story about the teacher with the bikinis and everything
on that.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah, give me the full detail.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
So what happened was he was on like whatever, he
had a period of free time and he was surfing
the internet or whatever.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
And this is early internet. Yeah, this is early internet.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Like this is when internet was just starting to get
put into school. So probably like back when you'd have
to take classes to learn how to use how to
use the internet.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Like the school library had like two computers that had
access to the internet.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
You know, you had to like sign out to use them.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
This is how you copy and paste exactly, that type
of stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
And so this guy was also like helping out on
the football team, so he knew all the football players. Yeah,
well some of the football players were in my math class,
and the teacher was just like hey, he pulled one
of the football players aside, and you know, I need
to help with something on the computer. Blah, blah blah whatever,
and then he went over there to help, and essentially
what happened. The football player told everybody that the teacher
had downloaded three different risk a bikini videos onto the

(46:25):
computer and he did not have like the authority or
the proper credentials to delete anything. So then if you
download something on the computer, it's there, like it's just there.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
And now they're trying to pull this kid into it
to help him and engage in his he listed activity.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Because any dummy you can figure out, okay, just take
this icon and drag it over to the trash can
and it's gone.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
No, that wasn't working. And uh, I never saw the
teacher after that day, So I have a feeling he
got into some trouble for those riskue bikini videos. And
that's just bikini videos. Boy, you take those now and say, oh,
that's nothing, that's just a horned Now, these guys probably
have like homemade porn that they have on their phone.
I guarantee you there's teachers that sit around schools and
just like hold their phones up and just record all

(47:05):
these people that walk around and they're weirdos. Oh there's
a lot.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Not all teachers are weird y.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
There's some weird out, but there's more access now, Like
it's easier to be a weirdo now because you can
be discreet and still get actual more like more content
if you will be in a weirdo. Not that I
would know, but I'm just saying it's possible. It's all
I'm saying. There's more, but because the Internet and everything
else is open up, the window and cell phones and
everything else.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
The this guy was like just starting out his teaching career.
He just got out of school. He got the substitute gig.
Well that's the football team. And I think that's why
you're seeing it with a lot of women. Is a
lot of these women who are doing this that are
teachers are only like twenty two twenty, Like they're out
of college. They're twenty four dudes, beefy and seventeen.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Maybe these teachers weren't hooking up when they were in
high school, but yeah, they're like a position of.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Power and now they're like, I can hook up.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
With a quarterback right still, quarterback wants like dude, these
ladies sit around and read their Danielle Steele and watch
their horny films and their fifty shape to boners and
all that stuff, and and they want to live out
the rock and.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Roll fantasy that you very rarely actually see.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
The stories about the creepy male teacher, which you see
a lot, is the creepy lady teacher ladies that we're
in a big boom for lady creeps right now. Yeah, well,
I mean, those are the stories that are getting the
clicks because a horn dog is like, oh, it's like,
we gotta check out this correct. Oh she's hot, man,
she could she could diddle me all she wants. And
that's because we're weirdos, and that's what we talk about.
You can't do that with men being creeps because we

(48:30):
have to be like, well, those guys are creeps obviously.
But if you're, you know, watching a story about a
twenty something year old teacher who's poon tanging around with
a seventeen year old.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Dude, we're like, hell, yeah, that's awesome, guys, a king,
I know, like in school, the kid's a legend.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Like and then like that you'll see them and like
the dad will report the teacher and we're like, what
the hell is the dad doing? You keep hitting it.
The dad's jealousy is not getting any that's I think
that's the Keys, like, yeah, you think you're better than.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Me, son, you're being in that hot miss dancent oh man.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
He's like, well you're not gonna be in more because
if your daddy ain't getting it, you ain't get it.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Shut down.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
They chases him around with Casey's belt. He's like, over you, boy,
good over by.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Alright, it's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
We got a lot still to get into today. I mean,
we're just loaded with stuff. We've got an update on
the uh the overturned vehicle that was filled with as
it was labeled, aggressive monkeys and digressippy. Are they diseased?
Are they riddled with covids?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
And other things? We'll find out. It's the Josh Ennis.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
Show, The Josh Ennis Show. Hi.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
The World Series is tied at two after Toronto won
six to two in just a normal garden variety baseball
game that didn't go eighteen innings or nine hours, just
a little six' two victory that has that series tied at.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
TOO i think people are.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
SURPRISED a lot of people just thought it was going
to be a coronation for The. Dodge we're heavily favored.
Yep but now that series is tied at, two it
becomes the best two out of three in this here world.
Series also last, night The Red wings were winners five
to two over The Sant Louis. Blues they won back
to back games against The. Blues they had like a

(50:05):
little rough patch for a couple of, games but, bang
they've bounced back with two over The. Blues so that's
nice to. See pistons did not play last. Night there
wasn't a ton of Bad, yeah probably very. Good they're
probably there wasn't a ton of games last. Night there
was only like. Five but tonight they're at home against The,
magic The Orlando, magic who've kind of gone back to

(50:26):
their old school.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Uniforms oh, yeah like And Eel, yeah they've kind of.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Gone back to that kind of look a little, bit
which is, Nice like good for, them, REALLY i think
a lot of young people's team Because tequila And EEL
i had The chequila O'Neil, shirt AND i remember my
friend's older brother made fun of. Me he's, like you
LOOKED sequi. New, YEAH i. Do what's wrong With Joe,
DUMARS i don't, know he's Not sheaquille O'Neil i don't,
know he's not. Share that team also Had Penny, hardaway

(50:52):
AND i was a Big penny. GUY i had The
Penny hardaway shoes back in the. DAY i always my
dad would get me like different basketball shoes BECAUSE i
was really into. It SO i had multiple pairs Of,
jordan's like the early, types like THE i THINK i
had The. JORDAN i had The jordan, eleven which is
like the all, timer BUT i had the black on
black patented Leather jordan. ELEVEN i had The jordan. NINES

(51:14):
i was all in. IT i had there. WAS i
had The Grant Hill. Fela's do you remember The Grant Hill.
Fela it is really an ugly. Shoe look up The
Grant Hill fela. Shoe it's a white shoe with like
a black like pat leather around the. Outside it's a hideous. Shoe,
yea The Grant Hill. FELA i had.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
That.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
WOW i had The DOCTOR. J they brought back The
DOCTOR j shoe From converse for a. While they kind
of did a modern version of The DOCTOR. J i had.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
That it's funny that you were like such a sneakerhead
and now you just wear flip.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
FLOPS i, know isn't it.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
WEIRD i had The Converse, weapon which is actually my
favorite shoe of all, time The Converse. Weapon it was
the shoe That Magic johnson And Larry bird wore in
the early. EIGHTIES i had The bulls Color converse. WEAPONS
i had The celtics Color converse.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Weapons they were really.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Big they made a big surge back WHEN i was
in high, school SO i played basketball AND i just
bought shoes all the. Time SO i had. Those you
were doing the high. TOPS i had the high. TOPS
i had the high Top converse. Weapons side ROCK a
pair of those me. TOO i just can't find them.
Anymore BUT i had the black and red, ones AND
i had the silver and green. Ones So bulls, Colors celtics.
COLORS i Want lakers colors because THAT'S lsu. Colors and

(52:30):
LSU's back because we fired that Bum Brian.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
KELLY i got to put my flag backup, toah, YEAH
i gotta get that. UP i will THAT i. DID
i was almost set it on fire the other.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Day that was my. PLAN i was, like this is
dead to. Me but THEN lsu fired the. Coach Now
i'm back on, board SO i got to put my
flag back up and let everybody In Hazel park know
that we are Lsu but, YEAH i used to really
be into sninkers AND i still. AM i Just i'm
not comfortable wearing. SHOES i hate, shoes and, like my
feet are not, stinky but somehow my shoe shoes are really,

(53:00):
stinky and they get stinky. Fast you wear them with no. Socks,
no that's the thing that's. Weird, yeah so like it
doesn't take long for my shoes to smell, terrible And i'm, like,
OH i don't want to wear.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Shoes that's part of the REASON i don't wear.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Shoes and Then i'll put different sprays and stuff in
the shoes and they actually doing, it it makes it.
Worse it's just a springy shoe with a floral. Aroma,
yeah It's it's got a mild eucalyptus, smell a mint
and eucalyptus smell on top of foot. Odor AND i
have no idea how to remedy. This my shoes all smell,
terrible and it happens almost. INSTANTLY i wear them once

(53:32):
and all of a, sudden my shoes smell. Terrible it's
not LIKE i walk around with awful smelling. Feet but
it's also not LIKE i walk around smelling my feet
all the, time so maybe they do smell terrible either,
Way but, YES i used to really be into sneakers big.
Time and is this your dream for? You right? Here ah?
There it is the purple and Gold converse web and
The lakers Colored Magic Johnson converse. Weapon Larry bird wore

(53:54):
one that was like like a black it was just
a black and WHITE i Think converse. Weapon that was.
COOL i love those. Shoes they were big and bulky
and heavy. Too BUT i go play basketball in these
And i'm, like how did anybody ever play basketball in these.
Shoes it's the same way when you wear a pair
Of Chuck taylor's and you think to, yourself, like Pistol

(54:14):
Pete maravich wore these to play, basketball but there's no,
Support like, literally you might as well be playing in flip.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Cloffs, yeah but there's nothing but these.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Dudes benny The Jet rodriguez pickled the beast essentially in
Some Chuck taylor's and you're, like how it doesn't even make. Sense, well,
hey you can bit on these shoes over at STOCK
x if you want to. Drink MAYBE i will look
for a Fourteen all, right Josh inna shown. By we
got a bunch of stuff, STILL i got a list
of the best and Worst halloween. Candies that seems like

(54:45):
that's right up your. Alley i've got some opinions on.
That every TIME i see you on the, internet you're
doing something about. CANDY i love. It so we got
that coming. Up Monkey.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Stories there's a bunch of. STUFF a woman.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Is shocked to see an ultrasound photo resembles her, dog
but it really.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Does the picture's pretty. Nuts, yeah all, right Here's White.
Wedding it's a nasty too starting. Yale that Is Billy.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Idol nobody talks To Billy idol that.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Way White, wedding.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
To take. That Glenn, Gulia Julia. Gulia that's my Favorite
Adam samuel, movie by the, way it's a good. One
it is my. Favorite there was that stretch Where Adam
sandler would make movies in the late nineties that were all,
bangers like he didn't MISS i Mean Billy, Madison, Gilmore Happy.
Gilmore you'd get a wedding, singer you would Get, daddy

(55:42):
The Big. Daddy that's my, favorite and that's, absurd like
the plot Of Big daddy is. Absurd. Absolutely it's, like,
oh by the, Way i'm just going to keep this
kid BECAUSE i want to impress my girlfriend who's breaking
up with me because she's banging an old. Guy Christy swanson,
thought WHATEVER i got to do to keep her, around.
Dude Christy swanson is epic nineteen nineties tail from and
she was hot In Evampires, god the movie version Of.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Buffy Yes.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
God Christy swanson was also in a movie With Charlie
sheen where he's like the getaway as.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Well as call they do it driving in the, car
where they do it driving in the.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
CAR i remember my parents.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Had that movie on WHEN i was, younger and they're, Like,
okay time to go to. Bed when's the sex scene
in the car started going?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
ON i think a lot of us kids of the
nineties just remember movies based on what sex scenes in the.
Movie you're, like there's this movie With Bruce willis and
oh is the one where you see is dong in the? Pool?
Yeah oh, yeah That's color Of. Night you know like.
That or There's Kevin bacon and you briefly see his
dong in the shower and you're, like, ah wild, things
although wild things we remember for other things other than

(56:42):
full frontal On Kevin bake in the swimming pools and movie.
Stars all, right BUT i have a list here of
the Door dash has a list of the most Popular halloween.
CANDY i used to drive for Door. Dash did, you,
well lest anyone think That i'm just some elite man
that does know how to do common man's, work do
that blue collar fleck that is a hard core. FLEX

(57:05):
i drive around in A Hondai sonata going From panera To.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Panera oh god, like and then you.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Go on social media if you can't afford your, tip
don't order your Door. DASH i ACTUALLY i didn't mind
it BECAUSE i had nothing else to, do AND i
would just drive around like they every place kind of
had its own, vibe, Right, so Like chick Fil a
was usually very, orderly and then some places really sucked
and it took. Forever panera was usually very. GOOD a
lot of people Ordered panera at. LUNCHTIME a lot of

(57:33):
people Ordered chick Fil a at. LUNCHTIME i didn't mind,
it and you made a couple of. Bucks then when
you did the, math you realize That i've just wast on. This,
Yeah BUT i felt LIKE i was making money Though
i'm getting a deposit of five hundred bucks this, week
BUT i spent six hundred and. Gas, yeah but. Whatever all,
right so door dash has your. List this is the best,

(57:54):
candies all? Right these are the topics riding at the.
BOTTOM i will start at the. Bottom that it's the top, ten,
Right these are the most popular candies for trigger. Treaders
airheads number. Ten, OKAY i don't. Mind i'm not an.
Airhead what is the best? Airhead is it the blue
or the? Mist? Mystery WHAT i don't? Know you, know
the blue is a good in the second. Place Kit
cat is number, nine number. Nine, yeah, dude that's way,

(58:16):
too way too low on the. List that's the thing
about it is like you take kitkats and this is
just straight Up halloween. Candies the miniature Kit, cat like
the smaller bite Sized, KitKat is, elite and then you
put it in the fridge for a little while and
make it. Cold oh. Yeah twigs is in the same
kind of category. Two it's number. Eight you get that
too cold and the caramel gets a little. Hard though it,

(58:36):
Does twigs aren't as good when you do, it although
if you get the ice cream bar version Of twig.
Delicious the ice cream bar version Of twigs is. Elite.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
AGAIN i Think twigs a little too low on the.
List we wonder what's gonna be in the top.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Five number seven is Sour Patch.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Kids, OKAY i enjoy some. PACKS i know you. Do
nerds number six.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Look like planal regular nerds that get that out of. Here,
MAN i just will, say fruity pebbles when you go
when you go trigger treating and you get the little,
box the little self, served the one served one, Shot, ye,
dude those ARE i don't eat nerds any other time
other than when somebody gives me nerds at, hollow not
THAT i. Treat, YEAH i want to go trigger. Treating

(59:16):
so this weekend when you go trick or, treating look
over the. Nerds huh? CORRECT i like those in the
little box one. SHOT i like the ones where they
have like the gummy covered in the nerds or like
the nerds. Cluster yeahs are. Clusters. Uh. SKITTLES i Hate.
Skittles What i'm PASSION i hate. SKILL i don't hate.
Them my son loves. Them that's his new favorite. Candy
that's number. Five snickers number four. Okay number three is

(59:38):
A hershey's milk chocolate, bar just the plan Little. HERSHEES
i MEAN i enjoy, them but that's number. Three. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Uh eminem's number two plain Old.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Emen definitely definitely going after the little kid candy taste
here Because eminems would be lower on the list for.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Me BUT i do love THROWING m and ms in
the fridge as. Well eminem's and popcorn is one of
my favorites. Eminent, OKAY i thought you meant like you
PUT m And m's AND i put popcorn in the.
Fridge it's, like why would you put popcorn in the. Fridge,
No i'm not a serial? Killer, well, hey just and
then number one is The reese's peanut.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Butter, OKAY i would agree with. That now what is?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Better? Though do you like the Full reesis cup or
do you like that small one that comes to the? Foil? Oh,
NO i like the foil one of those and that's
why it. Tastes BUT i think there's the perfect ratio
of chocolate and peanut chocolate and that's WHAT i, like
and that's WHAT i. LIKE i like peanut, butter BUT
i like there to be more chocolate than. Pieut the
top has like that thicker layer of chocolate the regular sized.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Cup and the best thing About reesees is the. RIDGES
i don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Why the ridges just seem to make it taste, better
but the ridges do. So now the worst things are.
Apples you're a dick if you get a kid an,
apple a granny, candy so like old, fashioned like Cus
jean circus, speak get out of here. AGAIN i would
do that just to be a dick and see how
the kids. React who wants circus?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Pan and then when you see that your lsu flag
has been burned and it wasn't by your own, hands
you'll know. Why the kind of candy you buy a
cracker barrel is not the kind of candy you should give.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
People here's a wor there's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Original don't eat it all in one, place it'll spoil your.
Appetite other Ones laughy taffy lapping tappy is the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Worst there's no, point it's hard to, eat it's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Gross it's usually like the last candy at the bottom
of the, pillowcase and you're, like you're just desperate for
some SUGAR totsi. Rolls, ALSO i don't mind like titsy
ROLLS i wouldn't put them in my top, ten But
i'm not. Mad if you have like a bowl of pitty,
Rolls i'm going to eat some of those petty, rolls
especially if they're like the vanilla flavored or the fruity flavored.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Ones here's What i'll.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Do If i'm going to take a candy that falls
into the category of hard to chew, Candy i'm gonna
go milk, duds which are not a Good halloween. Candy
you never see milk duds used to be a strong
movie theater. Candy though then you do it and you
regret it because your teeth hurt and everything, else always
trying to get the kramel out of your teeth and
raisins are all a list of ways that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Suck, YEAH i, mean you're a real.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Jerk, well there's always that one house in the neighborhood
that's got to give you the healthy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Foods where are you going to get an apple in
a box of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Raisins i'm going to tell you what sign is in their.
Yard the casey won't let me do, it BUT i
will tell you that there is a certain. Sign Make
halloween candy, political, Please i'm not but All i'm going
to tell you is if you go to a house
that gives you raisins or different, fruits they also probably
get the milk and apples with the happy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Meal and they have a sign in their.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Yard And i'm not going to tell you what it,
says BECAUSE i have been warned that IF i, DO
i will be in big. Trouble but it's a, sign
AND i think you know what it. Says everybody can
rive that own. Conclusions take from that what you. Will
and that is your list Of halloween, candies good and.
Bad all, right we need to get to somebody into
The toolbox.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Party that's what we need to. Do it is eight twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Five are you the?

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Doc are you telling me that it's eight twenty?

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Five?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Precisely, Damn i'm late for The Toolbox party. Giveaway all,
right here we. Go if you want to get in right,
now that number is eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six. Seven that is our phone number here
at the radio. Station if you want to get into
the Tool box. Party uh so do that eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six. Seven thank you very.

(01:03:15):
Much uh the phone lines will start. Ringing, momentarily people
are dialing. Frantically, uh they're ready to go at. This
if they, dial they literally are just over. Here, yeah
being one eight ing, seven that'd be. Tough it had
to have been a tough life trying to win radio
contests back back in the eighteen seventy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
SEVEN i got.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
This finger blister for trying to win those tickets as
he Led. ZEPPELIN i wanted to See Blue Oyster, cult
BUT i couldn't use the rotary dial.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
PHONES i don't have enough.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Fingers what a miracle was when they got the phones
with the just the. Redial he just pushed the, Butt,
yeah because then you could call like ten minutes in
advance and then just wait wait for THE dj to
say call, now and then hit the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Redial back in the, day, though AND i understand that
now we just sound like old, People but every now
and then we do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
That but sounding like an old person.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Here, yeah when you'd have to stand at the one
phone in the, house and like there was just one
phone on the, wall and you'd have to just use
that one phone on the, wall and everybody heard your,
conversation and like someone would answer and then to yell
for you to come get the, phone and they were
always angry that the phone was for. You it was
like you were putting them off in some. Ways, james

(01:04:22):
someone's on the phone for. You the girl on the
phone for? You what a? Girl some girls on the?

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Phone oh, no that was my that's my Friend. Matt
he just has a very high pitch. Voice he has
an in puberty. Yet and then like they give you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
The phone and like the first they give you an
ugly look at.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Gowl like make it, Quick LIKE i pay for this phone?

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Bill what do you do when talking on? It and
the poor person on the other end of the line
just feels like a total, Jerk like, SORRY i wonder
if you want to come, Over blake old AND i
need some. Pizza but there's nothing worse, Though like now
you look, back nobody knocks on anybody's door.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Anymore but back in the, day that's all you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Did like people just be constantly knocking on your door that.
Inconvenience oh, God, Yeah you're sitting Around dad's in his
underwear WATCHING tv and there's a knock it like like
and he's, like who the hell is after? It like
it's almost like it's this hour at this, hour like
someone committed like a crime or an assault against your
dad because somebody had the audacity to be at the

(01:05:11):
door at like eight o'clock at. Night, anyway those were the,
days by the Way Glenn miller. Played all, Right so
let me see IF i can get somebody into The
toolbox party really, quick Because i'm a. Giver what CAN i? Say?
Hello who's? This?

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Hey Hey, dave what's going?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
On? Brother? Hey?

Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
Nothing just listen to you on the. Radio take it
easy this.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Morning oh, well that's. Good you want to go to
The toolbox?

Speaker 9 (01:05:36):
PARTY i, do absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Is what's your Favorite halloween?

Speaker 9 (01:05:40):
Candy, well this isn't the Hard granny?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Candy, NO i like those are pretty. Cool See i'm.
WEIRD i don't like. Peanuts, okay So i'll EAT i
will Eat Milky, way And i'll go up To i'll
also go down to Three. Musketeers, okay although Three musketeers
may be the most bland candy bar, on those are
also good in the, frigerator they. Are and there's a
great ice cream version of The Milky way as. Well

(01:06:06):
those are good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Anyway so what is your least Favorite halloween? Candy, There, Dave,
Well i'm gonna go with the granny.

Speaker 9 (01:06:14):
Candy, yeah just just got into the hard. Candy, YEAH
i mean he started on those ice cream milky. WAYS
i Know dave gets.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
It dave understands.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Me that's Why i'm glad he's coming to The toolbox
party Because dave gets. Me AND i like to be
around people who understand. Me it makes me feel. Understood.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah, Hey Dave abby brings some of those ice creams
to the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Party, yeah maybe you. Know, yeah don't boat art.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Things all, Right, well hold, On, dave let me put
you on hold your spark.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Plug all, right we'll Get dave's. Information all, right we
got a lot to get. Into you already know. This
we got rock and. Roll we've had. Monkeys oh, YES i,
said here is an update on the. Monkeys so yesterday
this this is like truck of monkeys or something overturned
on its way From New. Orleans that the monkey. Truck
it was In, mississippi and the first thought was that

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all these monkeys had LIKE. COVID i don't know. Why
there was just a bunch OF covid riddled monkeys and herpies.
Monkeys but there's an update on. That we'll get into.
It it's The Joshennis, show well six point Seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh Ennis. Show it Is josh And james this. Morning,
hello glad you guys are hanging out with. Us we'll
have another chance for you to get into The toolbox
party at nine twenty. Five nine to twenty five is

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your next opportunity to get into The toolbox party and
it should be a fine. Time BUT i do need
to get into this story about the monkeys. Here, yeah these.
Monkeys so yesterday there was a story about how these
monkeys were on the loose In mississippi after a vehicle.
Accident so there was a vehicle accident and these monkeys got,

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out and the initial story was that these were quote aggressive,
monkeys so they were out of the vehicle and like
they're on the look nobody can find, them, right and
social media post suggested that they were dangerous and disease.
Written some people were saying that they had the covids
and had like herpes and, stuff so the herbees, monkeys

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they were herpes covid monkeys is what they, were.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
And so mascot but.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Apparently that is not true Because, tulane which is where
In New. Orleans Tulane university is where these monkeys were coming.
From and this is a quote from The Two Lane
National Biomedical Research. Center non human primates at the non
Human primates thank you for. Clarifying non human primates at

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The Tulane National Biomedical Research center are provided to other
research organizations to advance scientific. Discovery the primates in question
belong to another. Entity they have not been exposed to
any infectious. Agent so if you encounter any of these
monkeys In, mississippi you will not need to, worry you,

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Hurt you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Kiss the monkey and not have to go get some
of that cream to put on my.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Lips. Correct you should be. Clear you won't get any
sort of infectious sores or monkey anything like. That you
should be good if that was your main. Concern i'm
always concerned about. Monkeys you should be concerned about that
because they carry lots of disease and they might eat your.
FACE i, AM i am actually petrified of. Monkeys oh you,
REALLY i. AM i saw a. Story there's a DOCUMENTARY

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i want to say about, THIS i, think but there
was a woman In missouri AND i forgot when this,
happened but it was in the suburbs Of Saint louis
kind of like an outer region Of Saint. Louis.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Chimpanzee it involves a, chimpanzee AND i believe this chimpanzee
ate this woman's, face and remember that. Story i'm not
screwing around with, monkeys any sort of. THEM i don't
want the ones that that like you put on the
little box and like they dance around and do symbols
doing a toy. Monkey i'm not doing a. Chimpanzee i'm
not gonna Be i'm not going to do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Anything you can't fool me with your little orangutang movies
where they're all jolly and happy and, hey Here's dunstan.
Checkson oh come, on that's a great. One here's every
which way but loose or every which way you. Can
you're not going to fool me into believing that these
monkeys aren't gonna eat my. FACE i know what's gonna,
happen and that's WHY i don't screw with. Them i'm
not gonna mess around with. THEM i, mean it looks
like you got a juicy, face SO i feel, like oh,

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GOD i haven't eat a very edible. Face those monkeys
are going to see your face LIKE i gotta eat,
IT i, know AND i think that's what they.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
DO i think monkeys are just, evil LIKE i want nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
To do with.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Them, well they probably upset because you, know we've evolved
beyond them and we have all these, amenities and we
still keep them in cages and we think you watched
them at the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
ZOO i think you've just Described planet of The apes
just essentially what you've, described and we should make a
movie about.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
That AND i think that that's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Part of the reason Why i'm scared of monkeys, Too
planet of The, Ape planet of The. Apes AND i
think it's mostly because WHEN i used to watch that
WHEN i was, younger the makeup was so advanced for that,
time but it was also very rudimentary for. Now so
when you look at, it it's actually scarier because the
makeup is so just basic that it's so.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Weird i'm very creeped.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Out remember that scene Was alton, Right, yeah because it's
the monkey at the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
End, yeah you damn dirty. Ape. YEAH i can't get
down with. THAT i just not the idea of a
man kissing a monkey. WHATEVER i just can't get down
with any sort of monkey. CONVERSATION i just don't like.
Monkeys i'm put off by all of. THEM i am
fearful of getting my face eaten off by.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
It so do you skip it at the zoo when
you go to the?

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
ZOO i, mean, look SOMETIMES i use it as an
opportunity to taunt the ones that are in the cage
BECAUSE i know they can't get. Me throw the fine
But i'm, like look at you, monkey come get, me,
now come get. Me, now you're just challenging a gorilla
at the. Glass, NO i won't challenge a gorilla get.
Me that's bad. KARMA i think if you just challenge
like like a little capuchin or, something you'll be, like,
Okay But i'm not gonna go for the big. Timer

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so you have like a there's a size like, Look i'm,
like you'll. Taunt, Look i'll go taunt some lucha, doors
But i'm not, gonna you, know Taunt andre the. Giant you,
Know i'm not gonna do. That And i'm not, gonna you,
know the dudes that beat their, chest the gorillas, Ands
i'm not gonna mess with them BECAUSE i feel like
if they get angry, enough they could break that. CAGE
i think they're just docile and they've accepted their fate,
now but once you get them in there and then

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they're like, angry and if you piss them, OFF i
think they could break the cage and get, loose AND
i want no part of. That how do you feel
about the Movie King? Kong?

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Frightened frightened Of King? Kong you know what really scares?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Me? Outbreak. OUTBREAK i think my fear of monkeys stems
From outbreak because we had to watch, that AND i
guess our science teacher did no. Teaching she just showed
us movies about like. Diseases and also we Watched grease
too because of the reproduction song In greece, Too So
i'm this woman may have gotten fired very, fast but
we watched, that we Watched, Outbreak and after Watching, Outbreak i'm,

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LIKE i do not want the ebolavirus AND i don't
want those sons of bitch monkeys to give it to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
ME i feel you that was a terrifying. Movie it,
was And i'm, like where's the anti?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Serum that's WHY i use terms like anti serum now
BECAUSE i watched this stupid. Movie so every time there's
a disease like an infectious. Disease where's the anties. Zerum
that's why they had find the original monkey, anyway all, right,
now you, know all, right it's The Josh Ennis, show
and this is Smashing pumpkins or these are these aren't
The Smashing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Pumpkins this is smashing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Pumpkins it's Bullet well six point seven Y Troit's, Wheels
Josh Ennis. Show our favorite story of the day is
about this police officer here In detroit who was on
a zoom call for a.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Hearing so he's on the.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Zoom he had arrested, SOMEONE i guess for reckless driving
and drag. Racing and he's on the zoom call and,
oh buddy here forgot to put on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Pants, now he didn't forget to put on. Pants that was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Deliberate he did the newsguy thing with the top half
of his uniform on and he's in his. Underwear what
he forgot to do is point the camera upward and
it was right in his crotch and the judge, noticed pa,
yes off.

Speaker 11 (01:13:55):
The Jackson basthtom of thirty, nine nineteen out of twelve Precinc.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
All, right you got you got some, pants, No, Doug
Officer jackson, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Okay Let. Lee the judge is just still trying to
move things, along but he's still just utter.

Speaker 8 (01:14:19):
Shock you got you got some pants?

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
OFF i just like. Cow he has an out of
body no longer a judge experience for a brief moment
where he's so shocked that old buddy's sitting there with
no pants, on that he, goes, wait you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Got any pants?

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
On Cusp, officer he just lot for just one brief,
moment he was no longer an, Honorary he was no
longer your. Honor he was just old buddy on the
street talking with his, buddy you.

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
Got some pants?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Off immediately cracks. Himself look my, bad my, BAD i was.
Wrong but that's a fun story. Anyway coming up at
nine twenty, five we've got another opportunit for you to
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Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Prizes so make sure you do. That also follow us On.

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Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Up this is The Josh Ennis show on One oho
six point seven DOUBLE Wllz Detroit Threeels.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Hellous six point Seven Detroit's, Wheels Josh Ennis, Show Josh James.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Today, hello.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Mystery alien spacecraftsposedly arriving.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Today this seems Like i've been following this very.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Close well what are the?

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Details what do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
About so there's this giant object that's been flying through
space and it's been doing a lot of, weird funky
things that like a typical comet wouldn't, Do And harvard
professors have been saying, like, hey we need to keep
an eye on. This this might not be some rock
from space that's flying, around could be created by other
intelligent life.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Forms it could be an alien life. Form you're, saying
it could be an. House it could be coming to visit.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Us, yeah and so right, now the watching today BECAUSE
i think at some point last night it has gone
behind the. Sun we can't see what it's, doing and
they're saying it should using laws of, physics it should
react in a certain way as it comes around the
other side of the. Sun, now if it does not
do this physics predicted reaction and it does something, differently

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then it's definitely created by another intelligent life.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Form and we should be. Worried. Boy, yeah it's a
big day. Today this is a big. Deal the celestial,
object which is called thirty One, atlas was initially initially
identified as a Comed as you, said slightly different appearance
and behavior has left one scientist completely. Baffled Aviy lobe
is a theoretical physicist At harvard and he's been warning

(01:17:19):
for months that the object could really be an extraterrestrial. Artifact, so,
yeah we could see aliens. Here it could be In
Independence day like the, movie but in real. Life, Yeah
so apparently this is coming. Today where's it supposed to? Be?
Like where does it? Land? Like how does this? Work
it just, says a mystery object that's been whizzing through
space is expected to Reach earth, Today so does that
mean it's just going to land. SOMEWHERE i don't know

(01:17:41):
that's how that. WORKS i don't know if it's supposed
to actually Reach. EARTH i don't think it's actually going
to get that close to the. Planet it's always going
to remain kind of. Distant from What i've. Read but who.
Knows some of the STUFF i read could be fake
stuff that they're just trying to get me all riled.
Up you, know are?

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
You you're clearly riled.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Up this is. Big this is what you're into as. Aliens,
yeah to, me it's, fascinating like this, stuff and like
the stuff that happens To skinwalk a ranch and some
of the other places in the country where they have
the weird.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Phenomenon so you believe they're out, There oh, yeah, ABSOLUTELY
i do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Too there's gotta be something out. THERE i agree that
they're aliens out. THERE i believe in aliens far more
THAN i believe in. Ghosts we talked about ghosts, yesterday
not THAT i think there could be. GHOSTS i don't
believe you hugged, one BUT i believe that they could be.
There BUT i also believe that the aliens are out.
There LIKE i find that to be more believable because
it's just, what, like how how would nothing else be out?

(01:18:30):
There how are we the only people? Here, yeah so
this is a big day potentially for you though this.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Guy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
YEAH i mean if all of a sudden they're, like,
hey you, know it's acting. Weird it's got to be
made by another life. FORM i don't know If i'm
coming into. Work, Okay so if your wife's already skipping,
work so you have to hang out. Together you play hooky, together,
yeah and pick the kids and find a shelter and
an alien shelter and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Your wife she's, like, OH i can't come to. WORK
i gotta work On Jay's. Juniors i'm so, sorry so
sorry that you can't come hang out with. Us it's very.
Important she's a part Of, Yeah so there you. Go all.
Right so, anyway it's A josh in a show and
we have Got welcome to the. Jungle now it's guns
and roses on, wheels Popa, road Sun, rock, whoa, whoa whoa.

(01:19:13):
WHOA i said the wrong radio station and finally did.
IT i finally did, it dad, gum AND i said the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Wrong Round all eight or nine of those different stations
got double and finally did it, it finally did.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
It, well here's the thing, though so the radio, stage
SO i do just full. DISCLOSURE i do. It i'm
starting to do a thing in The Salt Lake, city,
Right SO i, do, like you, know nights In Salt
Lake city talking a couple of, records you, know say
some wacky. Things Here's Papa, road you know that whole.
Deal and it's one oh six. Seven so it's the same,
thing except We're wheels and it's rock one oh six.

(01:19:47):
Seven SO i finally got me AND i, say, Finally
i've done it two days and now it took me two.
Days but, no we Are Detroit's, wheels so you knew that.
Already we are one o. SIX i could have just
said rock one oh six. Seven nobody would have known the.
Difference it's one oh six. Seven we play rock. Music
SO i could have just gone with, it BUT i

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didn't BECAUSE i believe in. TRANSPARENCY i believe in full
disclosure and being honest with you. Folks so except WHEN
i was doing the show In nashville and it was on,
HERE i couldn't be honest with you Because casey would
get very angry IF i ever said anything about anywhere,
else so THAT i couldn't be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
About but, this if.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
You have to email you proper annunciations for like different
cities and, Stuff oh, YEAH i would get.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
That and so for those who don't know WHEN i
was doing the morning show, HERE i guess two years,
ago two something years, ago two and a half years.
AGO i was In nashville doing the, show AND i
was doing. This BUT i put fourth like huge effort
into this. Thing like every Morning i'd be doing three
morning shows. Simultaneously it was a pretty wild. Phenomenon like
it's one thing to be Like dave And, chuck who

(01:20:47):
were on in all these different, cities but it's just one.
Show i'm in, there And i'm in this, room And
i'm doing a live morning show In, nashville So i'm
live on the air. There but, Simultaneously i'm doing stuff
For detroit And i'm doing and STUFF i was also
on In, Memphis, Memphis. Tennessee SO i would just be like, bang,
Bang like the second i'd get done with something In,
NASHVILLE i gotta go. BANG i would start recording something

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AND i had to make sure that that audio got
here in, time because it took. Time there was a
time it didn't just hit. Instantly now they've set it
up WHERE i can do something. Instantly back, then there
it took reality was in an advanced yet not yet
but now it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Is but back then it would have to be.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Recorded THEN i would have to go through ten different
levels of the space time continuum to get to the radio.
Station and if it didn't hit in, time nothing would.
Air it would just be dead. Air or it wouldn't
be dead, air we'd just go to another song where
we're supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Talking it would go to another.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Song AND i would know it didn't hit because INSTANTLY
i would get this kind of like passive aggressive message
From casey and it'd be something, like, so, man what
happened with that? Break i'd be, like, Well i'm, Sorry i'm.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Doing ten different.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Things i'm trying to get this, done AND i must
have missed. IT i did, it it just didn't get
there in. Time and then here's Where casey would get the. Angriest, Right,
well it's angry ast case he can. Get SO i
would sometimes take segments THAT i did In nashville the
previous day IF i thought it was something that was
universal enough to work, anywhere like a Wacky florida man
type deal or, something AND i would go in and

(01:22:13):
repurpose those and use those the next day because they were.
Fine there was nothing dated about. Them they were, fine
SO i would air. Them but i'd have to go
in and edit out every reference To. Nashville and IF
i ever accidentally left in a reference to anywhere that Wasn't,
Detroit casey would get super. Pissed you get a text,
MESSAGE i get a text, Message, HEY i heard the

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rhyme and. Auditorium i'm, Like i'm, Sorry, Like i'm doing
ten different. Things i'm really not getting paid a ton
of money to do. This i'm doing it, because LIKE
i think it's cool to do it in the station's
good AND i like.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
It but, Like casey would get super.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Pissed he'd be, like, hey look like we can't let
people know that you're not In. Detroit And i'm, like, Well,
casey if they have The, internet they'll, know like on
A google, Search, hey go to My, Instagram they'll know
That i'm not actually.

Speaker 10 (01:23:00):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Ah that, guy he's always hanging out In.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Nashville it's. Crazy he is a real. Traveler, yeah he's
always In. Nashville, oh that's. Wild that'd be, difficult. Man
he got three different cities all, oh AND i was
doing simultaneous AND i took a lot of pride in,
them SO i wanted it to sound.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
GOOD i didn't want to just leave it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Crabby and see that's what's happening to me now with
this thing In Salt, lake which Again i'm happy to
do BECAUSE i make a couple of bucks AND i enjoy.
It but, like, so the time difference is two, hours
SO i want to talk about things that are current.
There so, like the hockey team's really good, there The
jazz just started all, That SO i want to kind
of like When i'm talking at like eight o'clock at
night or nine o'clock at night In Salt.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Lakes, say, hey The jazz, one what a.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Game the problem is those games don't end untill eleven
thirty midnight. Here so the other, Night i'm sitting here
waiting for this game to, end This jazz, game which
became it looked like it was a, blowout then it
became this super epic game and The jazz went to. Overtime, oh,
no it went to, overtime And i'm, LIKE i gotta
give this score Because i've stayed up this. Late that
game didn't end until after. Midnight, Here i'm, like, damn

(01:24:00):
BUT i did it BECAUSE i wanted it to sound.
Good and you'd like to, Think, hey somebody heard that
and they appreciated. That, whatever you. Know BUT i know
this little inside baseball. There but that's how this. Was
WHEN i was doing wheels the first and here's what's
wild about. It we had really good. Ratings first. TIME
i wasn't here and the ratings were. Amazing i'm here
AND i couldn't get.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Shot it is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Wild it's funny how things work out that. Way but
maybe that'll. Change hopefully though we're hoping that. Changes casey
says it'll. Change but what Is casey? Now he just
gets out of his. Belt he's, Like, hey it's going to.
Change what DID i say things are going to?

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Change what was?

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
That what you? Want the? Belt?

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
All?

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Right? Anyway do you want to go to The toolbox?
PARTY i THINK i. DO i know you're going to be,
there but do you want to go the general? You
the people out, there the you of the. World are
you out? There do you want to go to The Toolbox.
Party we're going to answer the phone and see if
we can find somebody who wants to. GO i, mean
they're all, calling So i'd assume they want to. Go
it's going to be an epic, Party This Toolbox Party

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Hollywood casino At Greek. Town it's going to be very.
Cool so of course it's powered By Beebe's liquor And Fine,
Wine dean Sellers ford in The Troy motormol And Detroit Diamond.
Drilling so let's see. Here let's go to the, phone
see who's. There we're just going to take. Someone Hello,
wheels who's? This? Hello this Is. Laurie, Hi. Laurie how are?

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
YOU i am fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Good you want to go to The Toolbox? PARTY i
so so.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Yes is there a particular.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Prize that sounds very appealing to you that you'd like to?

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
WIN i would like the the electric? Bike, yeah ha.
Ha what is it about the electric bike you find so?

Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
Appealing, Well i'm getting older AND i do still do.

Speaker 8 (01:25:47):
A lot of activities like climbing and.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Working and fun. Stuff but you, Know i'm waiting on a.
Neurosurgeon so, well well then we'll get to that electric. Bike,
hopefully let me put you on, Hold. Laurie we'll get
all your. Info so there you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Go josh in his show one six point seven w ll,
zheels there you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Go sense A metallica song that sounds like That metallica
song is a harvester of? Sorrow what's that harvester gonna
do with all that? Sorrow that's a very Good he's
going to water, it, okay and he's going to let it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Grow then it goes into a bush of.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Misery it grows into last resort is actually what it
grows up. To it goes from a harvester of sorrow. Too,
well it's the end of the road for. Me it's
The josh And his. Show we were talking earlier about
How Brian kelly got whacked AT lsu and showed up
at work that like the day he got. Whacked he
didn't know he was getting, whacked but he shows up
and his thumbprint didn't work to get into the.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Building first of, all technology AM i?

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Right like we're over here having to use our phones
to get into. This this guy's doing like a retina
scan to get into THE lsu. Building it's Like James bond.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Stuff AND i get nervous every TIME i use the
phones here because WHENEVER i used the, phone all of a,
sudden all my credit card stuff that, saved and it
pops up on my.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Card trying to charge my car. Exactly so he tries
to get in and his thumb print doesn't work, right
and he it's very back to the future, too by the,
way it's amazing how a lot of that stuff did
turn out to be, accurate not flying, cars but almost everything.
Else like, hey press your thumb to the door to open. It,
bang there you. Go but it didn't. Work he couldn't get,
in like the thumb print wouldn't. Work but he didn't

(01:27:28):
think of anything of. It they just waved him. In
they're like, okay, fine and he's, like, ah just it
must be something. Wrong and then like later, on he gets.
Fired AND i was telling you earlier about how WHEN
i got fired At iHeart WHEN i was a wee,
boy WHEN i was about TWENTY i guess in this twenty,
NINE i was twenty, three AND i was a full time,
employee making like no money like that like his most
radio people just SAW i was making like. Nothing so

(01:27:51):
the fact that they even fired. ME i was making
less than twenty thousand. Dollars it probably would have been
cheaper to keep you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
On oh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Totally So i'm sitting at my desk And i'm checking
my email getting ready to do a, show and my
email will not log. In SO i go into my
boss And i'm, like, hey what's wrong with the. Email he, goes,
yeah mine's not working, either But i'm sure it's, nothing
and just, well we'll get it. Fixed i'm, like, okay.
Fine not five minutes, LATER i get buzzed, In, Hey,
josh come to the. Office. BOOM i get, fired technically laid.
Off so that was the first. Time is it a

(01:28:18):
different boss or is it the same different? Ones so
he didn't lie to. Me he probably lied to. Me
he KNEW i was getting, fired but he's not the
one that had to straight up. Fire they then took
me into such a big guy and and so the
big boss there had to whack me. There but that's
kind of HOW i KNEW i was fired there because
my email didn't. Work although it didn't, RETORT i was

(01:28:39):
Very Brian. KELLY i was, like, oh that's, weird and
then you, KNOW i got whacked but in radio what
happens is in a lot of times when you get
fired they tell you. Nothing when you get, fired like you're,
like why you fire? Me? Business and that's. It they
can't give any other, details budget, cuts its business, whatever
and then they take your key.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Card that's the. Thing Like so now In, philly it
was really.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Something SO i was working FOR cbs And philadelphia and
that thing ended very. Poorly it was. WEIRD i went
into work that, Day i'm show prepping AND i see
a Woman i've never seen, before this lovely lady WHO
i did not know BECAUSE i had never met.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Her but she was in human.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Resources so this lady's sitting in the PD's office and they, Go,
josh can you come in for a. Second And i'm, like,
oh it's about to go. Down SO i go in
there AND i sit, down and they, say we're going
to fire you with. Cause they gave me what the cause.
Was it was BECAUSE i posted a picture Of Al
jolson on My. Twitter Now Al jolson is a famous blackfaced,
actor but everybody knew like. That it. WASN'T i posted

(01:29:38):
the picture BECAUSE i was making fun of a radio
station that was using white people to portray black.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
Callers SO i was making fun of, them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Like, hey they're doing a menstrual show AND i posted
that and they were just looking for a reason to fire,
me and they fired me for. That AND i sat
there and that's all they gave. Me i'm, like you
got anything. Else they're like, no but we need your
car BECAUSE i was driving a car that was through
a sponsor. Yea So i'm, like how DO i get?
Home and they're, like, well you can figure it. Out
so they took the. Car oh my. God the DAY
i got, fired they took the. Car AND i could

(01:30:06):
have called my wife and, said, hey come pick me.
Up but to make a, POINT i walked. Home and
that walked from Downtown Center, City Old City philadelphia to
my house In Manny, Young pennsylvania was about six miles
AND i walked just to prove a. Point WHEN i got,
home my wife's, like when did you let me come
pick you?

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Up i'm, LIKE i wanted to prove a. Point it's.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Principal and she's, like what point are you trying to?
Prove that you're a dumb? Ass like who cares that
you walked? HOME i, SAID i walked. Home SO i
got fired there at that. One so what happened when
you got fired At? Rift did they take your key
card and? Everything?

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Oh, yeah oh, yeah and it took like two.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
WEEKS i wouldn't even get my belongings THAT i left
behind when they kick you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Out oh they. Delivered they had somebody THAT i know
deliver my junk In.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
PHILADELPHIA i had to go pick it up after begging
them for, it and they wouldn't give it to me
UNTIL i signed severance.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Paperwork so they're, like you can't have all of Your
they never came out AND i said.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
This, yeah they never came out and said, that but
they like they held my, stuff And i'm, LIKE i
want my, stuff you. Know but similar to, you LIKE
i the show was, Over i'm Doing i'm finishing up
like my daily. Responsibilities lo and, Behold i'm pretty much.
DONE pd comes in, like, hey you have a. Minute
we gotta we want to meet with you for a.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Minute. Yeah, Okay so so it doesn't register to you
at That, no, no, No So i'm, Like, OKAY i
wanted what's going? On you, Know i'm, Assuming i'm. Assuming i'm, like,
oh they got a client they want me, to you,
know do some work, for you, know some endorsement.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Stuff and then we go past the PD's. Office oh,
well this is. Strange we're not going To oh we're
going to this. Conference oh, hey there's the station president
and THE hr.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Woman, yeah oh, hey hey, guys how's it?

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
Going?

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Guitar and they told me to stand on the tarp
and THEN i got plugged and that was. IT i
want to no blood on the. Floor, yeah. Exactly WHEN
i sit, Down i'm, like, okay, well what's what's going?
On and budget? Cuts, Well i'm, like budget. Cuts is
there anything That i've done or anything THAT i didn't? Do,
no strictly budget. Cuts. Man, Okay, well WHEN i got
fired And houston at iHeart my. Buddy i'm doing the.

(01:32:02):
Show i'm doing a morning. Show my producer walks in
and he, goes, hey such and such ones to meet
with us right after the. SHOW i think we're getting.
Fired i'm, like you're. Dumb we're not getting. Fired. Now,
granted these people hated, me so it wasn't shocking that
we got, fired but they're, like, oh we're Getting he's,
LIKE i think we're getting. Fired this is. Weird they
want to meet with. Us i'm like, no that's. Fine.
Whatever so they're, like they Want jilly to come. Too i'm, like, oh,

(01:32:23):
yeah they're firing, us because if they Wanted jillian on the,
meeting then we were getting. Fired so we went in
there AND i sat down AND i, said they said
that we're ending the. Show it's. Over i'll, go, okay why.
BUSINESS i was, like can you tell me anything? Else,
nope that's, it AND i got up and again they
took my key. CARD i went in AND i grabbed
my megaphone BECAUSE i love my, megaphone and that was.

(01:32:44):
IT i did buy chairs for their studio, too THAT
i almost took with, me almost wheeled them, out like
these are my. Fars you sons of bitches can't blast
farts in the chairs THAT i. Bought that's funny BECAUSE
i had a chair THAT i bought too THAT i
was just left. Behind and someone's some a hole like
big sitting in that chair right now lasting farts into
it you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
Bought, well he's got a cheap game.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Anyway so it's strange that the reason they don't give you,
REASONING i think they're so scared to get to, sure
so they're just like termination or.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Whatever well and they want to make sure they don't
have to pay you as. Well so if they they
say the wrong, thing well And i'll ended on. This
but we were talking about this started Because Brian kelly
got whacked AT lsu and like his thumbprint wouldn't work
to get. In SO i was in a union In,
philadelphia and, Look i'm all about unions for people that
it really, matters like if you're like a carpenter or a,
plumber you, know OR i don't know if they are
plumbers unions but like electricians like ID w. Whatever, Yeah

(01:33:38):
i'm all about. THAT i don't think radio jimokes need.
Unions it's it's mostly just a waste of. Money. Right
so the union guy at our radio station hated, me
but WHEN i got, fired he was the first guy
to be, like we're taking them. Down we're gonna get
all your. Money and they owed me a lot of
money on my deals, still and if they fired me
without cause it would HAVE i would have made like

(01:33:59):
a lot of, money.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Like not six, figures but a. Lot there's a lot
of money on my.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Deal and we have this big litigation type of thing
where we're all on the phone and there's like the
guy from the, union there's the union shop leader from this,
station there's THE pd whatever mind. You this guy told
me the whole. Time he's, like we're gonna get all your.
Money i'm, like all, right this is. Great we get
on the phone and the radio station, says, well we're
gonna offer two weeks, pay and the union guy goes

(01:34:23):
sounds good to. US i have a good. Day let
me tell.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
It we wut all that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
Money what do we? Do we get it? All and
that was. IT i only got two weeks pay from
that radio. Station so, yeah but that feeling you, get
like when you like and it's, weird like the days
you get. Fired some days you sense that something's going.
Down LIKE i told you. This In Saint, louis the
passwords for the stuff had, changed so they were changed
passwords on on like social. Media SO i go in

(01:34:50):
And i'm, like, HEY i texted. Someone i'm, like why
does The instagram password not? Work and they're, like, well
we had to let somebody go. Today i'm, like, oh,
well suck for. Them that guy for that. Guy so
THEN i show up to work like an hour, Later, Hey,
josh come to the. Office. Hey it turns out you
were the guy that we let. Go that's why you
couldn't get into The. Instagram it's all making. Sense yeah,

(01:35:12):
Yeah so, anyway so Poor Brian, KELLY i, Say, kelly
call in and talk about when they got. Fired we. Could,
Yeah i'm sure they got stories a lot of taking
this job and shove it's, ANYWAY i quit this bitch, Said, Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Ida is no longer setting the.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Mood all, Right so, anyway let's get out of. Here
you know What i'll do for. You i'll play one
more tune on our way out. HERE i know we
went long, there but let's play some. Ousie we'll do
that and we'll give way To Rob. Brandt how about.
That it's The Josh Enness show and we will see you.
Tomorrow