Innes the Menace in the Morning?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Say Josh in his show on one oh six point
seven w LLZ Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, everybody, six oh seven, welcome man, it's the
Josh Dennis Show, Josh and James this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hello James, how good morning. Very well, And if you're
just getting up, make sure you give yourself a couple
extra minutes to sit in your car and you get
the windshield washer goings a little later. Frosts and minds.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh yeah, I know, man, it's uh this weekend. It
makes snow a little bit. They say, this is the
first official frost where I had to like hmm, and
that restaves to drive.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I better give it a second here to warm up.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I'm not looking forward to the winter.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, you experienced a lot of like Midwest winters I have, Yeah,
I mean so like I lived in Saint Louis for
two plus years, so we had some relatively large, lingering snowstorms,
Like they weren't overly deep a lot of the time,
but they lingered like there'd be weeks that there would

(01:01):
just be piles of snow everywhere. And that's one of
those places that's still not as equipped to handle snow
as like Detroit can handle snow because it snows a
ton Saint Louis, it snows, but sometimes they are ill equipped, right, Yeah,
So there was one snow that had lasted it seemingly
a month and they couldn't get snow plows down certain

(01:23):
streets and it's a whole thing, and it's a nightmare.
Like I went to see Rocky four last night. Well
we'll get into it, but because it was a totally
different movie, like really it was just cut completely different,
totally different movie. But I'm watching the scenes that were
in Russia, which were actually in Colorado, and I'm looking

(01:43):
at this and I'm like, who wants to live this way?
And then then I realized, I guess I do, because
I basically moved to Siberia kind of, so that's what
we're gonna have to live with, like one fifth Siberian.
So Hugh, I am not looking forward to that. But
uh I just I look, I'm fine with being cold.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Cold doesn't bother me.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
But once you start getting snow and it impacts your
life in a negative way, and it impacts your day
to day life in a negative way, and you're shoveling
every day and you're putting down ice melt every day,
and you're dragging in the ice melt and the ice
and the snow into your house and your dogs pause hurt.
When you go for a walk and you're trudging through
mountains of snow. That is when I hate it. Welcome
to Michigan problem, I know, no, so I'm not looking

(02:27):
forward to that. Sorry to really rain on your Oh no, look,
I know you're a couple of months. No, look, I
know what I signed up for. I totally get it.
And everybody here knows what.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's like too. Like I'm not telling you anything you
don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I lived in Philadelphia when they had one of the
biggest snowstorms they'd ever had. It was like, now, what
was it? I think eleven or twelve inches or my
actually was closer to two feet. Wow, it was what
I want to say, It was in their top ten
all times snows. I think I lived in Saint Louis
when they had one of their top ten all times straves.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
So I can see what the future of Michigan and
the is.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
But think about what in all old time top ten
snow is here. It's probably like eight feet it's the
size of this. But anyway, welcome in everybody. We got
to get you into the Toolbox Party that's coming up
at eight twenty five and nine to twenty five. You've
only got four more chances on this radio show to
get into the Toolbox Party, which I don't mean. It's
Saturday four for us yep, So we got that coming up.

(03:19):
We got a lot of stuff to get into today.
But first we must play rock and roll music for you.
And a second ago I saw that we were supposed
to play The Boys of Summer by Don Henley, but
I deleted that because it was gonna run us way long,
so I needed to get.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Rid of it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
But then I started thinking about the fact that the
Ataris covered that song, and I actually liked the Ataris
version better than the Don Henley version. What's What's That's it?
Apart from the Don Henley, I don't feel like it's
very similar.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
What it means the same song? I mean there's change
in the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, I mean it's clearly a different song in that
you know, one of them is, you know, like an
eighties rock song, and one of them is an early
two thousand's very alty, like an ALTI rock sop punk.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, it's a pop punk.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Song versus a Don Henley song, which is, you know,
just a mainstream rock song of the mid eighties. So
let's go with the Ataris doing Don Henley.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's what we're gonna do today. How about that.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Covers that are better than the original? I think this
is one of them. I prefer this over the original.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I do you have thoughts on that? Shoot a text.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Text door, Josh in your message to five one eight
eight one. It's one of my favorite discussions. Covers that
are better than the original. I think I take this one.
In fact, I know I would welcome into Thursday everybody.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
It's the Josh Innis Show, The.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Josh Innes Show.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Sports Pright. Let's see here.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
The Pistons were winners last night, one fourteen to one
oh three.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
They beat the Jazz.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I think the Jazz have lost like four to their
last five or something like that. They're not very good,
but the Pistons are now six and two. Dig on this.
Jalen Duran had tw twenty two rebounds and twenty two points.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
So Jalen Duran had himself quite a day.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Kate Cunningham had a double double, thirty one points and
ten assists in the ballgame, as the Pistons had the
eleven point victory. Really the difference in the ballgame was
the third quarter. I mean it was actually the exact
difference in the ballgame. The eleven point margin was really
determined in the third quarter when the Pistons outscored the
Jazz twenty five to fourteen. What's that point differential eleven?

(05:29):
What was the final differential? Eleven? So the third quarter
was where the game was one for the Pistons. So
they are now six and two, they're four and one
in the friendly confines of LCA, and they are now
off to Brooklyn where they will face the Nets. That
game coming your way. What is that Friday? Yeah, Friday

(05:50):
night they take on the Nets. That's at seven thirty
from Brooklyn. By the way, Brooklyn one and seven on
the year. So you would like to think you might
be able to get yourself at w there as the
Pistons are playing good basketball. Look, all the teams are
playing pretty well here locally.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
There was no game last night for the Red Wings.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
However, they've been playing surprisingly good hockey this year, as
everybody knows, and there's no hockey for the Red Wings
today either. You will not see them until Friday night
when they host the Rangers at LCA. So the Red
Wings are nine and five and five and one to
start the year. They lost one game at home and
it was them off the ice. Is a game that

(06:30):
they booed them off the ice, and since then they've
won five in a row at home. They are a
nine and five hockey team and they will take on
the Rangers. Hey, something's got to give here though. The
Rangers are six one and one on the road, the
Red Wings are five and one at home.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Something's got to give you a good match. It should so.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Well.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I mean, you think you'd have a nice exciting hockey
matchup on a Friday. I'm gonna be sitting at the
bar watching it. They claim over at the Cozy Lounge
that like you can get giant. I think it's Pete,
not PBRs uh bat. I think it's Giant La Bats
the bat blue Labete blue for like three point fifty

(07:12):
during hockey games. I think it's La Bats. I'm I'm
fairly certain it's labat's.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Legally allowed to talk about that. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just saying that's what they claim on the sign.
In there.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
If if it is it is, I might be making
that up.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
But they claim to have a lovely drink special there
on Friday. Again, I'm not speaking of them as if
they're a sponsor or anything. I'm just guys his haunt.
This is where I go to drink.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
That is all.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm not promoted. They don't even know who They do
not know that I am a guy on the radio.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Come on, I heard you walk in. They're like, hey,
you know who I am?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
They're like no, And then I tell them who I am.
They still don't. They have no clue what station exactly
the fruit is he goes out high exactly, get out
of here, poser.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
They have no idea.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
So I'm just known as the guy probably that every
other week falls asleep the bar.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Hey there's that sleepy guy who claims to be on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's exactly what they know me as, except I don't
claim to be on the radio. My wife says, you
should like start telling people that you're on the radio,
so maybe you can get new listeners.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh, you should just be k man. Do you hear that?
Josh in the show Man. They had this great discussion
the other morning about Santa. Yeah, the Santa song it's
about he has aids. Yeah, it's this is riveting stuff.
You should check it out. You should look at six
point seven to BLC.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You guys really should listen. It's it's a quality program.
I think you guys would really dig it. But I
think about doing that a lot, just having conversations because
I got to get listeners somehow or we're fired at
some point. And the other day, I was walking through
Madison Heights with my dog through one of these neighborhoods
and here I hear I actually it was Boys of
Summer by Don Henley playing. And every time I hear

(08:45):
a classic rocky type song playing, I asked myself, are
they listening to us? Or are they listening to CSX?
So I opened the iHeart app and I and I look.
I'm like, well, we're not playing it. We're probably playing
like Metallic or someone. I mean, the odds it's always Metallic,
so it's probably Metallica.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
So I'm like, that's not us. So then I go, I.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Don't want to do this, but I'm going to turn
on CSX and see what they're playing. And when you
know it, it was god forsaken Boys of Summer. So
this guy was in his backyard making his dinner on
his grill, listening to CSX, and I really wanted to
Wilson it and put my head over the fence and
be like, Heidi, ho nigh borno. Could you put this
on WLLZ because it's awesome?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
But I didn't. But I thought about it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
But then I would have thought this guy would have
thought I was a lunatives this nut just like banging
on his door. Excuse me, sir, I heard that you
were listening to w CSX. What do I have to
do to get you to flip over to WLLZ.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
What can I do?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Like, we're a better radio station, our morning show is better,
our music's better.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Come listen to us. But you do that and you're
a lunatic. So not that I'm gonna do next thing.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
You know, he's always gonna come to the side of
the fence asking you for advice about life. It's a
whole deal. I don't have problems with his wife and kids. Yeah,
I don't want to do his job, and I don't
want to do that. You got to put the Uncle
Josh pants. Yeah, I don't want to do that, So
I didn't do trade. So now he'll just keep listening
to a crappy radio station. So he could have changed
that man's leg. I guess it's his low.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
He's the Josh in his show on one of six
point seven w LZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Toolbox Party coming up Saturday. If you've got your tickets already,
good for you. That means you are one of the
lucky ones. You're like like that that Charlie who got
to go to Willie Wonka's place.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Are they like Charlie?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Or are they like everybody else who's got the golden
ticket and the listeners who are going to try to
call in the Charlie.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Well, let me put it this way.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Based on the people who have called naturally one, I
feel like a lot of them are like all the
kids that ended up having parts. Yeah, there are a
bunch of veruca salts. I went last year and I
got dumped down the goose drop. Yeah, that's exactly what
they're like. The garbage shoot he fed in that disgusting
dirty river. That's chocolate. That's chocolate. Yeah, they all fell

(11:00):
into a chocolate river and got sucked up into that
pipe then went to the fund room. But yeah, so
nobody ended up in the tappy stretching room. I've got
so many thoughts on Willie Wonka too, I can go
down the I can go down a wormhole. In discussing
Willy Wonka and the absurdity of his dead beat ass grandpa,
Charlie Charlie's grandpather. Yeah, Charlie, Well, he's got two grandpa's,

(11:22):
two grandmas that are still alive.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
They all just lay in the.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Same freaking bed all day because they're a bunch of
lazy bastards. While his mom is out there washing all
of her clothes on a washboard and everything else, and
Charlie's out there watching all the other kids eat all
the delicious candies and stuff he can have me. He
gets to go home for cabbage soup, for cabbage soup,
and he says, you know what, it's not enough. So
you know what he did when he found that coin

(11:45):
on the ground, He bought them bread. He goes, let
me tell you guys something, cabbage soup is not enough
and they're like, Charlie, what do you mean? And he
comes home with bread like, oh boy, I sure wasn't
getting filled up by this cabbage soup.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
He's same carbs. Thank you for bringing me this wheat.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Bread, Charlie, boy, that's delicious. But anyway, Grandpa Joe's a
real dead beat. Everybody knows it because that guy acted
like he was crippled his whole damn life, laying in
bed like, oh, life is so tough, Charlie.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Suddenly the Golden ticket shows up and looke, who can
walk now? Not just walk, but my man's doing like
some Gene Kelly singing in the rain, dancing about. All
of a sudden, he's Michael Jackson dancing around. After after
Charlie comes home with that Golden ticket, he's like, turns
out I ain't crippled no more. But if you want
to come to our will you want? This is our

(12:36):
chocolate factory. Our chocolate factory is at the Hollywood Casino
at Greek Towns. And you'll have an opportunity at eight
twenty five to get to our party, our golden ticket,
and then you'll have another opportunity at nine to twenty
five to get into our chocolate factory. That sounds sexual
in a weird way. Yeah, you get into our chocolate factory.

(12:56):
You won your way into our chocolate factory, big boy, Hey,
you like our chocolate in factory. Got some fresh budge
for you. Hey, I got a chocolate factory that you'll like.
Right here, Come on down to my chocolate factory.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
That was erotic andsterious. It is.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It's like Chaco La Chaco la factory.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Look at me up and the boat.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, because you could walk the whole time, you son
of a bitch in twenty feet. How is it this
son of a bitch hasn't walked in twenty years. He
is not jelly legged or anything. No muscle was a
muscle after for you? Whatever you know? Wist?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No muscle?

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Waist?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Is that in a diaper? No, there's no bedpan next
to the bed anywhere beget. But all of a sudden
he can dance a bit of good.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
So what's happening is when everybody else in the family's asleep,
he's getting up and taking it to the streets.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
He speaks out. He's out doing it. The Grandpa Joe stuff,
is it? Joe?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, Grandpa Joe, Grandpa Joe's ass. He's out there going
to the bars and everything, while everybody else is a
slave banging prostitutes. He's got all sorts of cash. He's
eating like better stuff than cabbage soup. I had a pious,
delicious filet last night with my prostitute.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
We've got some knock worst. I'm not a gold it's
our Charlie.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
No, it's Charlie's you, son of a bitch moocher. God,
Charlie know Charlie should have done when he got that
golden ticket. It should have gotten the hell out of
that house and told you all, a lazy bastards.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Good morning, look at the sun.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
That's what he should have told him.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Though.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
God, I like Willie Wonka a lot.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Though if you break it down, it's really absurd, but
I love it so much. It's a fun movie. It's
a fun Conso the book is good. It's actually kind
of scary, Like is he that Gene Wilder's scary as
hell in this thing? He is.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's like a weird narcissist. But that's you.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Potentially, friends, you could come to our chocolate factory and
our golden ticket comes in the form of an email
that may come to your spams that says you're invited
the Toolbox party.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
You and two of your friends can come to our
chocolate factory.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's the difference between our chocolate factory is we invite
you and wagus. Technically Willie Wonk invited you and a friend. Yeah,
Charlie's mom was kind of hot.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Question I'd hit, okay.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
And she's so poor and everything that like she'd think
that someone that just has a little bit of money
like me, Like I.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Had this millionaire radio guy wants he wants to bang me.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
He's like, hey, let's go to go to your room,
grabbing Joey, draw the curtain.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
I have some I have a job to perform.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
There's a gentleman caller and he's come with bread.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Don't ask how mom and pays the bill? You think
I make money just washing your dirty underwear.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
You don't need to know.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Don't ask questions, you don't want the answers to Charlie.
Do you want your cabbage soup tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
What do you want? Charlie?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
And you let mama perform this this job. I've cut
work to do. All that said. Toolbox party is coming
up on Saturday, so yeah, and you could be there.
Maybe we'll dance a jig while we're there, Like Grandpa Joe,
you don't have to bring up YouTube video game and

(16:34):
see if I can learn the moves. I want my
bed dress. We are going to sing the entire Willy
Wonka soundtrack, so be ready for it. We'll be on
the stage singing all of it. Cheer up, Charlie, I
got a golden ticket. Multiple versions of the Oopa Loompa
songs loop.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
You don't care how I want it.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Now, all of it.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
We'll be doing it, so you don't I want to
miss that. We've incentivized showing up. All right, here's bon Geovi.
It's wanted Dead or Alive. We're Detroit's Wheel, a song
referring to the year nineteen sixty nine and a really
uncomfortable sexual position which most people can't really pull off.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Come on, they can't. I mean they could try, but I.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Mean it's not gonna be an attractive look, but it's
a horrible look. I'm Josh, he's James. It's the Josh
Ennis Show. Hell, welcome in. So all right, what do
we have to do today? There was an update on
something I wanted to get to today and I'm drawing
a blank.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Well Rocky four about that? So yes, I did?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I think we have an update on the Inappropriate Teacher.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, we got that.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
We got a lot of stuff to get into today,
now that you've reminded me of it, thank you. I
did go see Rocky four last night. Totally different movie,
but the same movie. But see, I went into it
thinking they were just gonna add a couple of things. Yeah, yeah, No,
they basically reworked the whole movie and used a bunch
of scenes that aren't in the original. There's less montage.
Oh no, still the same number of montages. The movie

(18:05):
just incredibly longer. Now no same length. Wo It's it's bizarre.
I'll get into that. I went to see that out
at the Imagine the Those are nice theaters. The imagineanents
are very nice. You go to some of the other
theaters here and like we're in a time warp. All
the seats are old and there's no recliners. But this
Imagine now they got recliners in there are heated too.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I sat in a.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Heated recliner last night, and I'm like, I'm living as
if Like, by by the way, every movie theater should
have these. There's no reason I should go to like
the theater out in Sterling Heights where they still have
seats that are from the Middle Ages.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
There should be the standard.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Now the seats are so old at this theater out
in Sterling Heights that the cup holders are not big
enough to hold a large soda because before sodas were large,
then you have to keep the sod in your lamp.
Oh you're on the ground. Yeah, okay, I'm not here
a bitch. I got other things to do. But we'll
do that and a whole lot more. It's the Josh
Ennis Show. Stay there, Josh.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
In his show one six point seven Doubllz Twoeels, the
Josh Innis Show Sports.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Ah, right, let's see what's going on in the world.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
First things first, kids, First things first, we got to
win yesterday from the Pistons. We're fourteen to one oh
three over the the Utah Jazz. That's who they played yesterday,
the Jazz. At twenty two points and twenty two rebounds
for Jalen Durhan. That's a lot. Twenty two points is like, okay, dudes,

(19:36):
do that? I mean I scored nineteen points once in
a high school basketball Oh I did, though, look at
that flex. It's a humble brag, but I did once.
I did score nineteen points in a game once, and
I did some living.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
But I never had twenty two rebounds a modern day album.
You were here.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I know it's going four touchdowns at pol Kai, but
twenty two boards in the game for our friend Jaylen Durant.
So he played well. And the basketball team is playing well.
They're playing well at home, and they're playing well overall.
They are six and two at the game. I watched
them play against the Cavs. Man, I know that one
wasn't good. You caught one of the bad ones.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Now are Lions.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
They're coming off the loss. Now that's no good. We
don't like to see losses. And they didn't make any
moves at the deadline, so all the people are all
worked up, and he got all the angry sports talk
people and the angry people that call the sports talk
and say that the teams don't care about winning and
all this tiff. You know how it goes, well, JJ
McCarthy beat the Lions.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
JJ McCarthy championship winning quarterback for Michigan for the Wolverines,
and he comes to town, makes all the big throws,
all the big plays run. They made the huge throw
to end the game. I thought we were gonna get
the ball back, go down, score and win the game.
But JJ McCarthy ice is the game and it was nauseating.
And now everybody's blowing JJ McCarthy like he's the great

(21:00):
this quarterback ever and I'm sick of hearing about it.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Well.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
JJ McCarthy talked with media people yesterday and JJ McCarthy
was asked if he's got like a switch that he flips,
or asked if he's got kind of a different like
if there's a different part of him, like when he
when he gets on the field to see a different
dude than he is off the field, Like who are
you when you're on the field. And this is the

(21:23):
most nauseating ninety seconds of listening to a guy who's
won one big game in his whole professional career. All
of a sudden, this guy is like like over the top.
He's like he's like Lincoln Hawking over the top, like
Sylvester Stallone and over the top. Flip switch my hat
around it and flip a switch. Listen to some of
this audio. This is JJ McCarthy. It is nauseating.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I feel like I do.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
Yeah, there's definitely a level of a switch that gets flipped.
You know, for me, it's you know that I call
him nine. Nine comes out and I gotta understand, like, Okay,
he can't be at his peak performance throughout three and
a half hours, So how do I find little ways,
you know, on the sideline, you know, get back to

(22:09):
my breath, get back to my visualization.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
That could kind of.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Bro, Bro, you've won one big NFL game. Ever, my
man's over here breaking down like his breathing exercises, He's
breaking down all this stuff that he does.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
All he calls himself nine.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
That's a clever nickname he has for his alter ego,
His Sasha Fears is nine.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
That intense, you know, competitive stamina throughout the whole game.
But yeah, it's just you know, the pure will determination
to get the job done. Oh he's not done, to
be honest with you, It really kind of started to
show up this year, and it came about last year
during IR you know, just never had a full season
where you know, you want to be out there so
freaking bad, but you can. It was just this built

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up anger that was kind of ready to just explode,
and I chose to harness it instead of letting it
go into you know, a self destructive kind of way,
and it's unique, and I kind of.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
It's not unique.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
You're a football player who's given yourself a dopey nickname
for when.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
You play football. Congratulations you dweeb.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
Love feeding that wolf because my entire life.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
You know, I love feeding that wolf.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
Love feeding that wolf because my entire life. You know,
at Michigan, it was a smiley face on my hand,
and smile and you have fun, You're gonna play better
and all that, which is true. But I also think
there's a lot of power that comes from, you know,
that built up anger that you can transmute into your performance.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
But he's not done, kids, Oh no.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Gradual come down.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
My fiance she h, she definitely doesn't like when nine
comes home.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
But Jesus Christ, wow, my wife doesn't. So what do
you do?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
You knock her around a little bit. He's like, ah,
you don't want to say the wrong thing around nine.
He gets a little angry. Are you like the hult? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
She does a great job keep me level headed and understanding.
You know, there's the football player and then there's the
you know, fiance father part of me that I you know,
obviously got to make priority one A one B in
both areas and yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
You've won one game.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
She keeps him level headed. One game you bump.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
Yeah, there's definitely a level of a switch that gets flipped.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Oh god, he sounds just like Stallone and.

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Over the top that I do is I I just
try to take my hat and I turn it around,
and it's like a switch that stone and the switch
goes on. I feel like another person. I feel I
feel like a try.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
You shoot congratulations, JJ McCarthy.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
Yeah, there's definitely a level of a switch that gets flipped.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
You sound like Stallone in the dopiest Stallone movie of
the mall. Maybe he just watched it right before he
went and did that interview. He's like, watch this. He's like,
I gotta do some prep for this interview. Next thing,
you know, he's gonna be flipping his hat around. And
flipped my hat around, you know, and it's like I
was just like a flip a switch.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I'm like the number nine wolf, number nine, and I'm
like the wolf. And then sometimes Wolf gets.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Out of the cage, bro, and I call it through.
I gotta harness him out. You ain't teen wolf, Bro, anyway,
So I hate him. Now he's on my list of people.
List is getting longer and longer the more I tell you, dude,
trust me, My list is lengthy of people I hate,
and he's on there. JJ McCarthy is officially.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
On the list. You win one big game in.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Your entire NFL career, and now all of a sudden,
you have nicknames and you're telling people how you switch
your hat around and you're and all of a sudden,
you're Lincoln Hawking over the top. Go after yourself all
six point seven Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Josh and has showed Josh and James this morning.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Head Now, glad you guys are with us on this
glorious Thursday here in the Motor City, as we are
days away from possible snow and seasonal depression. But as
of right now, we don't have seasonal depression. Life is
very good. So just regular depression right now. Yes, that's
just your guard regular, just the old garden variety depressions.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Already, take my meds for let's see here.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Headline reads Jelly Roll says he was treated like a
criminal and an Australian Louis vauton storm. Oh my goodness,
you know why you were probably treated like a criminal there,
Jelly Roll because you have face tattoos. You'd jimoke like
generally speaking, when you see people with face tattoos, like
post Malone is probably the nicest guy in the world.

(26:26):
Everything I've heard about post Malone's guys, but that post
Malone is the greatest dude.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
And I like post Malone.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
But when you have face tattoos, you are limited to
what your line of work will be. Yeah, you're either
like country rapper, car wash or the car wash, or
at the depressing gas station with James, or you're a criminal.
There's not a huge you know, there's not a wide
array of potential jobs you have. So sorry that the

(26:53):
people in Australia at the Louis Vaton store may have
thought you were a criminal. Like, maybe don't get face tattoos.
That would be my word of advice. I don't care
if you get face tattoos. It's your life. Do whatever
you want to do with your life. But when you
get face tattoos, you've kind of limited your options.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Two Country rapper, which the odds are you're probably gonna
it's a long shot. Country Rapper probably not going to.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Happen for you.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
It might be really good at rapping though, maybe, but.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
You get country rapper, you get car wash, which, again
not judging those who work at the car wash, but hey,
look that's kind of what you're limited to.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Or criminal, those are your options.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
So if people look at you like a criminal and
they didn't know that you were, you know, jelly roll,
because you've lost so much weight and all you've melted
basically and all that good shape that was going wwe Yeah,
that's true. But so he was treated like a criminal.
I said, hey man, this Louis Vatan and Sydney legitimately
just treated us like we were fitting to come in
and rob that place.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
The rapper said, before laughing. I have never been looked.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
At more like listen, the last time I was looked
at like a criminal this bad.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I was an actual criminal. Is that a quote? That's
a criminal?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
That's this cook quote. Basically, what happened to him is
he got pretty woman at the Louis Vauton store and.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I got money to spend in here. I don't think
we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place.
Please leave. That was he got.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
He got pretty womaned, but he's not a pretty woman
at all. But he got he got pretty woman. But
then he I bet, I bet he came back and
he said, watch this. He says, you know what, your
son's a bitches.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I'm jelly roll, make mistake, make huge.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Down.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
He got he got himself a pretty woman moment. Pretty
Woman's another movie that I like to break down because, like,
have you ever in any world seen a hooker on
the street that looked like Julia Robberts. No, now, you
might see a high end call girl and escort somebody
like that that looks like Julia Roberts.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
It's usually on those cards they pass out in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I used to yes, and then you actually get is
not like somebody offered me one a guy I knew.
I was in Vegas maybe fifteen years ago, and this
rich friend of my dad's, He's like, want me send
a girl to your room or something? And I'm like, no,
kind of yes, but yes, but no, I can't.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
I can't offer when my dad's and I city right
next to me at the buffet. I'm a coward.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Otherwise I would have done it because he was having
girls sent to his room, and I'm like well, hell
if you're offering, you know, usually your dad's friend just
he offers to buy dinner or something, doesn't offer to
send you a hooker.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Up to your room, cigarette or something's back.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Correct, not a high end being sent to your room
at the ex caliber.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Hey you want to be j Yeah, I got you covered.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Hey, hey, listen, I'm going to pick up the tab
for dinner tonight and someone's going to filate you.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah. Do you like the file a? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Do you like to be flate head? Well, good news,
I'm sending someone to your room. But no, I'm pretty woman.
You watch that and none of them look like that. Like,
I watched a documentary one called Hookers at the Point,
and Hookers at the Point was a show that I
believe was on HBO, and it showed like the real
ceedy underbelly of like the real.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Nasty hooker in like in Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
It might have been in Atlantic sentence, and like the
guy basically wraps over all of it.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
So he's like, then.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
There are women and they're turning.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Tricks and they're touching d's and like the in the
whole documentary is about this and these are the most
disgusting bus station skanks that you've ever seen. Somebody, if
I need somebody, at least one person listening to tell
me that they have watched Hookers at the Point. It's
something that I remember from my childhood, like you'd be
watching like, oh, there's real sex or whatever, you know,

(30:39):
And then Hookers at the Point is what it was called.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
And it was a documentary.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
It was either a movie or a series on HBO
that was about real life hookers like bus station skanks,
disgusting people turning tricks for like ten dollars, not high
end fantasy call girls like Vivian and pretty Woman, not
you know, big mistake, huge.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
Big, huge, And everybody knows that Edward would have gotten
some sort of STD had this been a real life movie.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
You know, this guy fell on You can't fall in love.
It's one thing to fall in love with a stripper.
It's another thing to fall in love with the high
end escort. That is, it wasn't even really that high
end because she was a street walker. So no street
walker looked like that. Watch Hookers at the Point and
you'll learn something. Anyway, Somebody out there text text the
word Josh in your message to five one eight eight one.

(31:30):
I need one other person who has watched Hookers at
the Point, please, I need I need an ally in
this I came back with a sequel to it, Hookers
at the Point five years later, Electric Boogaloo, Lookers at
the Point the next day, Text in the morning, after
the morning, Hookers at the Point three. What's this bustule?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Text?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Do weren't joshing your message to five one eight one.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
In his show six seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
It's the final countdown.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well those next point seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Josh and It Show. It's Josh and James this morning.
Here's a story for you.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Troy police are searching for a suspect accused of robbing
a Shell gas station with an AK forty seven style
robbery rifle. Now. Police say the armed robbery happened around
two thirty in the morning on October thirty. It's at
the Shell store located at sixty nine to fifty one
Rochester Road. Police say the clerk told officers that the

(32:40):
suspect walked into the gas station with a rifle and
demanded money from the register. The clerk gave the suspect
an undisclosed amount of money before the suspect left the store.
No injuries were reported. Uh so if you have a picture,
this gun is intense. Bro, that's a bit overkilled for robery. Really,
all he really needs like a pistol. No, you could

(33:02):
rob the gas have a knife, you know, you could
have even just.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Say I have a gun and give me all your
money and with a sling shot.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, Dennis, the minace could have robbed your gas station because,
as you told me before your gas station at Arizona
told confrontation, non confrontational. At the Circle K, it was
so non confrontational.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
We had like a midnight guy who I think was homosexual,
which hey whatever, he was very feminine. So a guy
came into the store, into the gas station and literally
just walked started walking towards the back of the counter
and you see in the in the camera on the
footage of him a step aside while the gentleman grabs

(33:42):
two pack of cigarettes and then just walks right out.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
So okay, So have you ever had when you were
in your retail world?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
So you worked at.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Gas stations, you also worked at grocery store. So did
you work to register at the grocery store? Okay, have
you ever had a gun pulled on?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
No, no, What is the most violent has gotten with you?

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Not really any violence at all? No violence, So that's
goodly avoided that I've avoided any kind of a violent encounter. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I'm working at a gas station, especially at night, like
an overnight, that's a job I would never terrifying gas.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Station two thirty in the morning. Dude a K forty.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Seven with a mask on, Like, that's a nightmare scenario obviously.
But you never had to experience any kind of face No,
no guns, no weapons. It was usually just shoplifters. You know,
they'd go in, they do a beer run, or they'd
you know, they'd run in, grab something and knock the
display over to try to disrect you, and run out,
and you couldn't confront them because you were not allowed to.
Now at the grocery store, were you allowed to confront

(34:39):
to shoplifters?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
No, no, no, I mean I've helped like store security
try to like grab a shoplifter.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
So you've never done that. Hey, we got a guy
that you like, run after him. You've never been that guy.
I've been a part of like the crew that like
stand out from the doors. Like, nope, you gotta go
back this way.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
And we had like a lady I think she was
like she was tripping balls on something and uh like
I wasn't there to actually physically put her up against
the glass, but I was part of the crew that
was like standing in the lobby, like the big guy,
like the big loss prevention guy, like had her up
against the glass. And then she started spitting, trying to
spit on everybody. Then you found out she had hepatitis.
Ah no, so I get I get a text message

(35:18):
when I get home, like, hey, make sure you take
a shower and bleach that hat hepatitis.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
However, before I sing this song, oh hold on a second,
there you.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Go, he won't be around to spread his Christmas cheer hepatitis.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah you go.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
That was the last time I helped the lost prevention
people to apprehend anybody we got a shoplifter. I'm not available, Sorry,
not risking getting hepatitis or AIDS or.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Oh god, that's awful.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah. So I've seen loss prevention get knocked the f out.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
When you really think about the loss prevention thing, the
things that people are stealing generally are not things that
it's worth getting hepatitis exactly, Like it'd be one thing
if somebody stole a car or something, but like people are.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Stealing like some cigarettes or something.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's almost like, now, I don't want to sound like
one of these people over like in California where they're like,
just let people steal things, but like, is it worth
getting the aids or hepatitis to stop someone from stealing?
Exactly why the gas station had the non confrontation and
being in place because a dude got stabbed over a
couple of like slim gems. Yeah, you know, they're like,
it's not worth I kind of get it, but it's

(36:27):
sad that that's the state of the world that we
think that way. But would you rather get stabbed or
would you rather stop that guy from stealing a couple
of twinkies and you know.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Slurpy take the slim gems, bro and whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Some guys wheezing the juice and you're like, sir, you
gotta get out, and it's right in the stomach again,
So no guns, no guns, But you have had a
guy be spit on by someone who had hepatitis. Yeah,
And I've seen lost prevention like literally get knocked out.
I was This is when I was like a carboy
at the grocery store. So I'm just pushing in I

(36:58):
roll car, pushing in my row cards.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Then all of a sudden, I see like loss Prevention
and this other guy like kind of in a tussle,
like he's like holding him in a wrestling lock a kerfuffle. Yeah,
next thing you know, they knock over the big the
big display that has all the sales papers. And then
the guy that was shoplifting gets out and just leans
back and just lays this guy out.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
With like a haymaker. You just see this big loss
Prevention dude just go down like in slow motion. Woo.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
And then I watched the guy run right past me.
I'm like, whoa, I have a good day. Well, we
just not marked them out. What do I am? I
supposed to do something?

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Somebody helped mark I'm fourteen, and I'm I don't know
what I'm supposed to do to try to stop the situation.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
So I run after him or just let him go?

Speaker 6 (37:42):
Should I go try to get a license plate? I
don't know what to do. Somebody get marked some ice,
he's bleeding. Oh my god, I can't wait to tell
my friends at school about this. This is way better
than the paper route, so much excitement. Steve's a lifeguard,
what a loser. I get to see crimes being committed

(38:03):
at the grocery store and the guy's probably stealing like
a walkman or something like something stupid nowadays, nothing nothing
junk basically. So yeah, but they still haven't found this guy.
I don't believe this is scary as hell, dude, AK
forty seven, Like that's such overkill. I mean, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I don't want to make it seem like it's easy
to rob a gas station. It sounds like it is.
You know, you don't need an AK forty seven.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
And plus you like, do I want to make it
say listen, I'm not trying to give you any advice,
but don't waste your time with an AK forty a
big gun. Just go get a small one. Here's what
you need to do. You need to put your hand
in a paper bag like Clark Griswold, and just like
walk in with a Bbie gun.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Covered in a paper bag. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
But yeah, so if you have any information on the
whereabouts about this guy, police say the suspect is a
stocky black man who was seen during the robbery wearing
a black ski style mask of black hoodie, black and
gray gloves, black sweatpants, black tennis shoes, and carrying in
a black and gray AK forty seven.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
My man has a color he enjoys.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, plaque. It's slimming.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
So it's one thing to say he's stocky, but I
mean it's probably a lot fatter than he looks because
he says leck. Yeah, the black dy and ski mans
is hiding in all that extra Wait, he's going to
slim down.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
And also if your midnight employee is doing their job,
it should only be about twenty thirty bucks in that register.
It's not worth it, not worth it.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
But the cigarettes are well yeah, and the beer is worthy.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
And see which the beer are more than what's in
the catch? Which catch at getting gets anything?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
All right? You want to get in, get in?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
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Detroit's wheels. I'm Josh, he's James. It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
So let's see wnic is officially flipped to Christmas muse.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, now a little ate, a little behind the ball there.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
A little bit, because I feel like we did it yesterday.
And of course I saw on Facebook yesterday that this
meltdown from a riff said that he actually started Christmas
music yesterday and very mistaken, Oh totally, because I'm fairly
certain that days ago, two days ago, we actually started
Christmas music in Detroit by playing Santa Claus has got

(40:22):
the aids this year.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Santa Claus has got the this year, and he won't
be round to spread his Christmas year.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
So I think that we were the first to do that.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
So I don't like that these these meltdowns and these
jay Towers and all these people want to step up
and act like they did something. We were the first
ones to play Christmas music in town. To be fair,
I don't think jaysaying he's the first person to play
the Christmas music on Detroit Rail but he's just all
the credit.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, he's just seeing the station. Yes.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
And then of course this melt I think where I've
made my mistake in doing rock and roll radio, and
where I've been more successful is had I given myself
a wacky name.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Yeah, I think the problem is I just go by
my own name.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I'm with you, I'm right there with you.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
If I would have given myself like, hey, I'm Earthquake
or something like that, yeah, I'm tuguing. It's like if
I give if I'm a steamboat inn us.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, you like steamboat in the morning.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
See, you gotta give yourself those kind of things.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
And so that's why I like these people like Meltdown
have these jobs. Like I mean, at the end of
the day, what do you really do and you're playing music?
You know, you're talking for three seconds and playing music.
It's no offense to disc jockeys. It's not that great
of a skill. Like my dad's a disc jockey. I'm
allowed to say that. It's not like the greatest skill
ever to talk for three seconds over you know, a
Stone Temple Pilot's song. But if you give yourself a nickname,

(41:42):
when you do it, all of a sudden, it's legendary.
Did you did you have a moment Like when I
was coming up in radio, there was actually a moment
where somebody's like, hey, what's your what's your radio name
going to be?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Oh, I get that all the time. They're like, so
it's like it is it is your radio name?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Like, yeah, that's the one I threw a dart at
the wall and that's what it landed on.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I'm just like, I just be James.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
I wish see I got into it tour later in
that process, so I like there were no real fake
names for people anymore.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
If you were grandfathered into a fake name, then like
you had a fake name. But I just never went
with a fake name. My dad never went with a
fake name. So it's just never something that I thought
to do. But I wish I would have. I wish
I would have gone by like The Menace or something
like that. I'm on the minute in US the Menace.
See you want to you want to tell me we'd
be in twentieth place if I went by NUS. The
Menus might have to change the name. I know, I

(42:31):
might have to, you know, they have to redo all
that imaging because yeah, I know, because we're like that'll
take a couple of weeks for the hub to get
the prod. The imaging recreated correct what we could do
here in an hour?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, we'll do that. So we'll just do, you know,
in Us the Menace.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
That'll be the new name, because the way we're looking
at we're probably days away from being replaced by robots anyway.
So I think we got to take a last ditch
effort here and maybe we just need to go by
Nus the Menace in the Morning and that all something
like people will be like, what is Ennis the Menace?
And now I regret saying this because Casey's gonna agree,
and that's the part that's the worst. So I'm gonna
get a message from Casey and he's like, yeah, like

(43:08):
that's a great idea, Ennis the Menace, Like that's because
it's like Dennis the Metas, Like yeah, that's exactly. Yeah,
It's like, yeah, because Mischief in the Morning we caused
we're mayhem and Mischief in the Morning with Ennis the Menace.
And then like we'll run some promos and they'll have
you saying like hey, mister Wilson and then.

Speaker 10 (43:26):
Like Jack of the TV Show, So are we based
off like the old tiny black and white Dennis the
Menis We're based off of the cartoon series based on
the movie with Christopher Lloyd.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
We're based off of the Dennis the Menace that was
on all the cups at Dairy Queen. The cartoon cartoon
Dennis the Menace great, and so we're based off of
a little cow lick and everything that'll be us. It's
Ennis the Menace, It's inn Us the Menace. In the morning,
we can have an artist render pictures of us in
the same style as those cartoons, as their little avatars,
perfect and we're just It's the Menus because I think

(44:01):
that was the key. You need to have a wacky
name and then you get to stay on the radio
for a long time because people associate a wacky name
with you. Like nobody knows who Josh Innis is. I
couldn't get shot in Detroit right now, which is saying something.
Or I couldn't be held up in a gas station
in Detroit right now, which is really saying something. Or
I couldn't have gotten sliced at a kid's foot locker

(44:22):
in the mall in Detroit, which is really saying something.
But like, I think I need to start going by
Nis the Menace.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I support it, Okay, we're gonna start doing the graphics
for you. Thank you, We'll do some graphics. It's in
us the Menace in the Morning. And then I think
that's going to kind of really turn our tide.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
What we do is we get a picture of you
looking like a mug shot, Yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
That Elvis T shirt where he's in or like the
Frank Sinatra arrested one like that yeah, or like I'm
flipping them off, like the Johnny Cash one, Like I'm
just like, yeah, there you go with the microphone and
the Yeah, that could be the answer. And it's the Menace.
Inn is the Menace in the Morning, Mischief.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
And Mayhew in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
And then all of a sudden, you gotta give yourself
stupid names. That's how you get successful, like melt down
or Chuck the freak, Like, you gotta give yourself stupid names.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
That was a listener of a voted name.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Yeah, so I guess I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
I think that's the answer to becoming successful on the
radio and Detroit is calling yourself like the freak or
the menace or something like that.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
At least mind rhymes.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
And it's thence and.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
It's the Menace in the morning.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
There you go, and the Innocent the Minus, damn It,
I screwed it up, Redo, Redo, the Inness the Menus
Show has more rock and roll than tom Foolery and
fed up stuff coming up?

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Did that fit my personality or no?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
I think it was Okay, Well, well it's what didn't
come across as natural as now.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
But we're workshopping.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, so we'll continue to workshop if you have any
thoughts that you'd like to add, maybe slogans for the
new Inness the Minus Show text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one. So uh,
and you know we could do we can get callers
involved and we'll record them and put them in our promos,
like I love Inns the Menace in the Morning because
I'm a hell raiser or something like that because I'm

(46:05):
a menace too.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, because's a talkback thing they have in the iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Hey, you could you could try that or you could
call eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six
for the call though, yeah, please do call because I
don't know how to access the damn take on the app.
But all right, give us a call eight seven seven
nine eight good one.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
We'll give you some.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Well, we do have them.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Detroit's wheels good Josh in his show.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Sport that's and it's the menace to you friend.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Takeing a look at sports today, Well, the Pistons were
winners last night at one fourteen, one oh three. But
do we really care about the results of a November
NBA game. Probably not, But they did win and they
are six and two, so that's a positive. Red Wings
don't play again until Friday. That's a good beer drinking
hockey watch at night on a Friday. Give me some

(46:55):
of that, you hear men, other stuff going on in sports.
They got the Lions and they're getting ready to take
on the Commanders, who will be without their starting quarterback
jayde Daniels. So you would assume one would assume that
the Lions should get back to their winning ways despite
the fact that the sky is falling according to all
the sports radio dorks and the Woodwards sports dweeds and

(47:18):
everybody else who's like, oh my god, we can't win
because our GM doesn't care about winning and all they
want to do is take your money.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
And so why even go to the games.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Why would watch the games?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
The jimokes on the sports radio and the sports media
people in town have just spent the entire time telling
you how much the team sucks and how much they
don't care about winning.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Then why even watch. It's a foregone conclusion. They're never
gonna win.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
They have no chance because, according to the a holes
on sports radio and sports media in town, none of
the gms, or owners or anybody actually care about winning.
So why even waste your money at this point? Don't
even go, don't watch, set your tickets on fire, sell them,
do whatever you have to do. Give me your tickets
if you want to do that, because they do not
care about winning, because they didn't make a trade at
the NFL trade deadline, which like no one cared about

(48:03):
two years ago.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Two years ago, nobody in the.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
World was like, oh boy, let's talk about the NFL
trade deadline.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
It's not baseball, it ain't basketball.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Now, all of a sudden, your football team doesn't pick
up a slap dick offensive lineman, and all of a
sudden you're like, oh my god, this guy is falling.
A week ago, you think you're going to the super Bowl.
But now because you don't go out and trade for
Trevor Penning, the team sucks.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
It's typical Detroit Lions fans. But I don't even blame
the fans.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I don't because I think most fans are like, and
we talked about this yesterday. I think most fans are like, Wow,
this is cool to be good. It's cool to be
in the running to get to the super Bowl. It's
cool that people expect us to win now, because I'll
tell you what wasn't cool, Like, oh, to sixteen, that's
not cool.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Two and fourteen is not cool.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Yeah, the Lions were a joke, yes, So you know,
being in the mix is pretty freaking cool. So I'd
say the vast majority of Lions fans out there don't
think the way that jagweeds on sports radio and sports
media in this town think, which is, oh, my god,
the GM doesn't want to win because he didn't trade
for some seventh string offensive lineman when we have problems
at that position, and blah blah blah blah blah. My Christ,

(49:09):
I don't know how you listen to it. I listen
to it because I hate myself. So you guys must
hate yourself too. You say, Josh, you hate a lot
of people. I hate myself more.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Number one on the list me.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
So I listened to the sports radio and yell at
it because I did that stuff for like twenty years fifteen,
I guess about twenty years something like that. I did
sports radio and it used to kind of be fun.
Now it's just a miserable, rage baiting world where everybody's
like gotta have hot takes and it's rage bait and
it's a GM doesn't want to win and I don't

(49:42):
understand it, Like I don't understand you, Fancyre.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I guess you don't want to win? Now, let's call.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
And then people call and it's like, oh.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I mean drink DRAINO.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
My god, it's terrible, Like just like I'd rather have
somebody use my balls as a speed bag. Wow, then
listen to that. But then I do it because I'm
a mom. That sounds like a good radio stunt.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
It does. Yeah, we got any any boxers that want
to go an balls? Do you want to win?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Shine down tickets? Good news?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Are you gonna use my my scrotum as a speed bag?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Rocky visuals. I don't know why. I'm just picturing you
in the chair with just hanging out and somebody just
coming in bump. We might find we might be finding
out that you're into ballplay.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I'm also very annoyed by JJ McCarthy today because JJ
McCarthy wins one NFL game and all of a sudden,
he's like, got an alter ego.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
Yeah, there's definitely a level of a switch that gets flipped.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
So he says he's he has an alter ego. His
name is nine nine nine.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
It's very stranger things of him.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
It's his number n I any not n e I
N not like that the German No, not German for no.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Not nine nine nine nine nine, not.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Like that, but the number nine because it's his number,
and that's his alter ego. He turns his hat around
and all of a sudden, he's like a differ. He's
an animal. He's an animal and he can't be tamed.
So there you have it, and that is sports. And
I have got rock and roll music to play for you.
Do you like that good? Because en Us the Menace

(51:19):
wants you to hear rock and roll music today. And
that rock and roll music is by a little rock
and roll band called Candlebox. It's end Us the Menace
in the morning with his sidekick Skippy.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Hey, I'm skippy and this is.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Far behind on Wheels who the tool Box parties? So
we want people to call and we'll get you in.
That's a good way to do it. Eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six seven. We are just
a mirror days away. I mean you can start counting
it down in hours. We are hours away from the
Toolbox party. Are you trying to do the math?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
You're trying to do the math's trying to figre out
what time it is now? What time the party starts?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
So if two days is forty eight hours plus another
party one one, so it's.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Four hours, four and a half hours, fifty two hours away.
How about that? So I'm excited. Countdown.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
So let's see what the phones are doing here eight
seven seven nine eight eight one O six seven eight
seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven. Let's
go to the phones.

Speaker 11 (52:18):
Hello, Wheels, say man, pardon, I'm caught eleven and a half.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I forgot to flip it over to the other star station.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
What does that mix? That's incredible? That should be our bit.
We just answer mixes. Smoke, Hey, we got a call.
Hey they're calling.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Uh this person has called one thousand times. Oh god,
I didn't realize that I did. Oh god, what the hell?
That guy just say like, all right, hey you got
a black guy listening, So that's cool, you're getting hip.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Let's see hold on, So let's I'll answer another one.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
And it's the Minutes Morning Show. What's cracking?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Yo?

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Yo? Yo?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
What up though?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
What's good?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Fam?

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
What's all right?

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:34):
How you doing?

Speaker 9 (53:35):
I'm doing all right out here?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I take you playing what's popping?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Man?

Speaker 11 (53:38):
It's about to go to school?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Give me an education real quick? I heard that playa
where do you go to school?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
That a baby? What you're going to school for?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Nurse?

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Oh you're a dude, nurse?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
And it's the menace likes that.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh yeah, Hey do people dumb on you for being
a dude nurse? No?

Speaker 11 (53:57):
No, they love it.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
They love it good.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
And if they did, sim hose, yeah for sure.

Speaker 12 (54:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (54:03):
And it's the minis heard that not other than that man,
you know, just making it out here.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
So what can innis the minis do for you? Not
what tickets can in us? The Minutes hook you up
with I don't know. And it's the minuts don't have tickets.

Speaker 11 (54:20):
Oh man, has the tikets love me to day.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Man, Well, I'm actually wrong because Innis the Minus has
shined down tickets you want to see shine Down?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, that was an upset. I didn't know. Do you
like shine Down?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Huh? What's your favorite shineedown song?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
I hung up.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I guess he doesn't like shike down after all. So
thank you for the call. So to let people in,
here's what So, here's what just happened. So our phones
are set up on a computer system, so basically you
can answer any radio station's phone calls in any studio.
So usually when I get in here in the morning,
I have to flip it back over to w l Z.

(55:01):
I have just forgotten to flip it back over to WLZ.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
So when I.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Answered the phone just now, it was actually calls coming
into MIX. So that's why I was just on the
phone with the random dudes like you were like, that
doesn't sound like a guy that would listen.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Well you probably not wrong.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
But that's because that was some money from Mix.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
So my bad. So now I got to flip our
phones back over. Do you think I can get Mojo's
phone calls? We could really screw with people and get
fired yeah. Actually, let me see here. Can I go
over to other radios? Let's see, there's a wheel. Apparently
I can answer people's phone calls like in a lot
of cities too. Oh oh wow, Hold on a second.

(55:41):
This might be how we start to get phone calls.
We start to intercept calls, like, let's go a load
to Greensboro, North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Let's see Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Oh, let's call. Oh, let's see w E. Let's go
to WLW in Cincinnati. Can we see their calls? Let's see.
Hold on if I must say hold up, let's see
if they actually ring. Okay, well, okay, I understand that
I'm supposed to be taking our phone calls now for
people to get into the Toolbox party. But I'm curious
if I can actually get the phone calls from people
in Cincinnati, or would it not work that way.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
I mean, I have the option.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
I've done it, so I don't know if the phone's
gonna ring in Cincinnati or not.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
But that'd be fun. That could be our bit.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
And they say, hey, Josh, you gotta have something that's
sticky that people remember you for. Well, here's what I do.
I just answer the phones in different cities.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Hijack the phone line.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Your phone line hijackers.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Okay, But anyway, let me get our people first and
then we'll screw around with that later because we have priorities.
We have to get people into the Toolbox party. We
have local listeners that are supporting the shore that we.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Need to look up.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Let me see here, let's go with.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
This one. Hello Wheels, who's this?

Speaker 12 (56:49):
Oh, thank you for answering, Josh. This is Dorothy.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Hi Dorothy, how are you very good?

Speaker 12 (56:56):
And how are you this morning?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Just hanging out and doing a little work, you know,
is living life? What's going on with you?

Speaker 12 (57:03):
I'm living life also, and I'm glad you answer the
phone because I hope you're going to invite me to
a party that you're gonna throw.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah, that's true. Well what do you well, let's get
to know you, Dorothy. What do you do like? What
are your hobbies?

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
My hobbies.

Speaker 12 (57:17):
I like to go and work out because I am
old and I am on silver sneakers, So I go
to La Fitness and I work out with the old
people to stay healthy.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
That's what they call it. Silver sneakers.

Speaker 12 (57:29):
Yes, that's what the that's what you have to look
for so, would you get old free stuff because you're
all of the your insurance finally pays for something for you.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
That's that's something that's certainly something to look forward to.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I think Dorothy would be a guilt.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
If Dorothy's in the gym working out, I would agree
with you. Dorothy, Are you a guilt?

Speaker 12 (57:58):
I'm not sure what that is? Is that something that
these gen xers are coming up with her? I don't
really know what that boy? So, Dorothy, yes, I do
google sometimes?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Okay, uh? I would can you maybe just look up
gilf at some point g I l F and you'll
you'll be happy you did because you'll be.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Like, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 12 (58:20):
Okay, honey. I don't know if you're saying it right, isn't.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
It Milt well guilf?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Well, it is depending on how old you are. I mean,
I guess how old.

Speaker 12 (58:30):
Are you, Dorothy? Oldwe I am seventy eight years old. Son.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Well, then you're a guilf. I think you fall into
the guilf caise.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I think once you joined the Silver Sneakers into the.

Speaker 12 (58:42):
G Thank you boys, thank you for lightening me with that.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yeah, so now you know, so when you go to
silver sneakers, and what kind of workouts do.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
You guys do with silver sneakers?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
My chair exercises, No, No, we stand, We do weight.

Speaker 12 (58:58):
You know, it's like I'm kind of like it's a
little bit of a rollbics and then like stretching.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
You know, we don't really do.

Speaker 12 (59:08):
A high impact you know, it's a little bit of movement.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
But mainly weight lifting and stretching.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
So like, if people are in their seventies and they're
doing these workouts, how many of them I don't know
break wind when they stretch involuntarily.

Speaker 12 (59:24):
Well, it happens, it's life. I can't I haven't heard it.
So Dorothy's partners, do you understand boys, it'll get to you.
What about James's little boy? He just passes wind now
and then doesn't Oh yeah, young to old, it never change.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Potentially makes me pick him up and then he farts
right in my arm and then laughs.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Dorothy, Dorothy, what do you wear to the gym?

Speaker 12 (59:56):
Sweatpants and T shirt? Nothing fancy? I ain't no Lulu Lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Girl, I like Dorothy. Well, Dorothy, you're going to the
Toolbox party. Congratulations, Oh, thank.

Speaker 12 (01:00:12):
You very much. And you know the one thing that
I really would like to win when I get in there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Actually, Ara, what what no?

Speaker 12 (01:00:21):
No, no, the.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Booze, the booze boo Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:00:25):
Dorothy, Yeah, I like my medicinal purposes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Oh well, hey, Dorothy, we'll have to hang out before
we go into the party.

Speaker 12 (01:00:35):
Yeah, my daughter does what James does, but I'm not
really into that. I'm more into the boothe.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Oh well, maybe I can convert you. Yeah, is your
daughter to your your guest?

Speaker 12 (01:00:47):
Yes, she'll be coming.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Oh, there we go, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Well, Dorothy, let me find us off back up behind
the casino before the Let me put you on hold Dorothy,
hold tight, there, Dorothy. I like Dorothy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Dorothy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I didn't think I was gonna like Dorothy. But that's
the beauty of Nis the Menace. Yeah, you don't know
what you're gonna get on the Nis the Minis Show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
One minute you're you know, you're talking to Rando's thinking
they're calling mix. The next thing you're talking to silver sneakers.
You had the guilf talking to a guilf. She tried
to put us on our place. She said, no, boys,
I'm fairly certain that's a milf. I'm like, well, forty
years ago it was. I mean, yes, you're still a mom.
That's not a lie. But uh, you've you've kind of

(01:01:28):
slid into guilp territory there. Hey, Dorothy, Yes, do you
have grandkids? Yes, I'm do.

Speaker 12 (01:01:38):
I have a girl that's nine and.

Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
A boy that's one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Then you're a guilf.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
You're officially a guilf.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Okay, good, let me put you back on hold.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
I'd hit you like it or not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
This is the Josh in his show one O six.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Point seven w LZ Detroit Wheel.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
That's nus the menace to you, sir, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I sounded like Doc there it is like, there you
have it, Detroit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I love Doc so much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
And by the way, when I make fun of people
with radio names, Doug still goes by Doug Podell. He
just has a title. He is the doc of rock.
He doesn't go by Meltdown. I'm guessing that's not homeboys.
You know birth name by any means I'm melt Down.
I feel like all these rock and roll disc jockeys
need to have some stupid name to make them something.

(01:02:26):
So we're going with a new approach to the Josh
Inness Show, and we've decided that Innus the Menace might
actually be a winning formula for us, so we might
just be going by Innus the Menace in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
It's inn Us the Menace in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Wow, I think I'd listened to that show. Yeah, I
mean we're Facebook official with the name. Oh did you
put Oh did you put it on the Facebook?

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
People are going to react to that. My friend in
Us the Menace in the Morning as a goof. But
now it's serious, and I think the deeper you make
the voice guy when you do this, I think the
more serious it becomes. So it's like, let's see here.
That means we're really intense. Oh yeah, we got a

(01:03:09):
radio show now, kids. Hold on, let's see if I
can add some reverb to this too. Hold on, let's
see here, give me some reverb. That's just satanic, So
we might need to lose the reef it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
But that's us. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
This is we got to comment on the on the
picture from your father.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Oh no, he's gonna like it isn't He loves this,
He loves it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
No, you got the full support, oh dad, from your dad,
he would One of the first comments he.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Would like that. My god, my god, damn it is it?
Is it lame? Now that your dad loves it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
How did I know he would like that?

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Oh, it's we're doing a goof.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
And of course, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
My dad's like, I love it. That's real.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
He's got this jackie eat his blood.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Oh I knew it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I knew that I made the right choice when I
decided to keep him. My dad says that to me
all the time, something that the sort of anytime he
gets pissed.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
He's like, you know, you could have been the shot
that hit the wall. I'm like, what that's even mean?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Oh no, sounds like it's satan in a bathroom stall.
Now I don't know how to undo it. It's broken,
it's stuck in innoc in the middle. Oh yeah, let's see.
Hold up, let me see if I can fix Oh,
here we go, hold on anyway. So any who, So
I've made a giant mistake and I regret it. And

(01:04:45):
now my.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
My dad has signed off un officially. Great. That is
just super.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
And I stopped now, please thank you. Oh no, I've
made a mistake. Now my dad's I guarantee he's gonna
be texting me that's I guarantee he's gonna text mes, Josh,
great name for the show, and then they'll start pitching
me all of these characters he uses on his show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
There are all these people doing voices.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I'm like, Dad, I'm not gonna use that, and he
just he'll He'll just give me all these characters that
he knows I'm not gonna use it. He's like, let
me tell you, you want to become a hit in Detroit, Josh,
what you need to do is start using my characters.
I'm like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that.
I'm sorry, Dad, I'm not gonna use your character. Maybe
he can do like some drops of Scooby Doo well
that he could do, but he's not even doing cartoon characters.

(01:05:41):
These are like fake human characters that people call up
and play on the air, so like they're just weirdo
characters of his. Well, now what do I do, because
now my dad's.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
What is he He's doing the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Radio show right now in Baton Rouge, and the first
thing he thinks to do is, Hey, let me go
to Facebook and comment on this stupid fake name for
the stupid show. It's inness the Menace. Oh wait, that
had no reverb at all. That was just me so
that that did not sound good. We need a little bit,
we need to be a little bit deeper than that.
Let's see how deep.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
How you like it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
That deep?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
It's Innus, the Menace in the Mourning. There we go,
like so, look, I'm kind of warming up to it.
You did, like I said, maybe we could send him
the audio. Can you do us some some stuff and
let us know what you think?

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
It's in Us the Menace in the Mourning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
All right, anyway, I guess like, okay, you know what,
I really shouldn't play rock and roll. I guess I
should because Casey's gonna get ticked if I don't play. Well.
The Menace would tell Casey to go f himself and
then say I'm the program director.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Now it's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
That's what in Us the Menace would do. But I
am just mild manner, Josh Innis. I don't know what
I would do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
But that's the thing. I'm like JJ McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
So I just flipped a switch, flipped witch, I become it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
It's the Menace.

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Yeah, there's definitely a level of a switch that gets flipped.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
That's me that like in It's the Menace is my nine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
So like when when I like, when I get into
innos the Menace mode, you don't want to mess with
NIS the Menace because n It's the Menace is not
one to be trifled with.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
See the other radio guys posting false menace in the
mourning and It's the Menace comes out, the flip gets switched.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I'm just a dude. I am just like over the top.
I turn my hat around and it's like I flip
a switch.

Speaker 9 (01:07:31):
What I do is I I just try to take
my hat and I turn it around, and it's like
a switch that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Goes on, and that switch is in us the menace.
Almost like as soon as you put on those headphones,
no longer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
I'm no longer mild manner, Josh, it is oh, no menace.
I am the menace and you will deal with that morning.
Are people commenting on that? Now, they're gonna are people
commenting and they're gonna go, oh my god, I love
oh and they're gonna like it. And that's gonna force
Casey to to accept that that's just what it is. Well,
I mean, the good news is there's only a couple
of comments. One is from your father loves this and

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the second one is from somebody named Samuel. He says
yes with an exclamation, we've got to reactions and we
have no reaction, oh no, which means people are going
to go to the Facebook page and comment because they
know that if Casey sees this, and he sees people
reacting so positively, he's going to suggest that we go

(01:08:28):
by us the menace.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
In the morning, we have another comment or picking up
these calls. So somebody who listens, thanks for listening, Sherry, No,
thank you, Sherry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Also good news, our friend Dathe who is coming to
the Toolbox party with her life alert.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
She'll be there, Yeah, with her hot friend Nancy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
She did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
She told us that she's bringing a friend. We said, hey,
bring a hot friend you you hot box of rocks
you and she says, I'm bringing Nancy. She's bringing her
daughter and Nancy for you, one for me, brother, two
chicks at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Man, there we go. So that party to remember.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
But she our friend Dorothy took a break from doing
the Where's the Beef commercial and she's coming to the
Toolbox party and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Look and I'm making jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Dorothy seems like a lovely person and I can't wait
to party with her.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
She likes to get hammered.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
She's like, my daughter doesn't like to do what you do, James,
but I like to get hammered. And I'm like, yeah, no,
her daughter likes to do what I do. Oh, she does,
so she doesn't like to do what you do. She
likes to party with the herbal remedies, which is Dorothy
likes to party with the liquid remedy, which is crack cocaine.
As actually, what if Dorothy does crack cocaine?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Maybe what if Dorothy does that? I mean, maybe this
party is gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Go so hard. This party is gonna go so hard
if Dorothy's they're doing crack cocaine, you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Know who might have to kick you know who might
have to show up to this party.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
It's in the menace in the No, he does crack
cocaine at the part, he does crack cocaine for breakfast.
For breakfast, He's got me a fresh little vase from
the gas station. Smoked this crack. Bought it from the
Indian guy at the circle right next to the trucker
boner pills. Yeah, I mash up trucker speed and snorted

(01:10:20):
in the morning. Don't you know why I do that.
I'll tell you what Menace in the morning. I'm in
Us the Menace. I think it's gonna take off. You
better be careful. I know it's all a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
It's all. It's like Rocky four, which I saw yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
It was all a joke until Ivandrago killed Apollo creed
that it wasn't a joke anymore. It's a joke until
all you jimoke start going to our Facebook page and
telling Casey he should permanently change the name of the
show to Ennis the Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
In the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Oh no, yes, yes, yes, most excellent. No no, Graham
loves this. Oh no, oh Graham loves it so much,
he commented twice. First she says, love this, and then
he says, that's what the f I'm talking about. Oh Graham,

(01:11:10):
love is so much, commented three times.

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
You follow that one up with a double rock and
roll emoji.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
It's in Us, the Menace of the Mourning, Thanks Graham.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Graham goes hard, all right, So I'm supposed to play
a certain number of songs every hour now generally speaking,
I would just go to commercial right now, but I
have to play a certain number of songs, so I
have to find like the shortest song ever to make
sure we stay as close to on time as possible.

(01:11:45):
Blur Song too, Blur Song too. You are absolutely correct, sir.
I will play Blur song too. On the innis the
Menace Morning Show, And here you go.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
It's in Us the Menace in the Morning. We're banging guilts.
It's in Us the Menace in the Morning. Thank you, sir.
I don't know if it was deep enough. Hold on,
hold on, let me go a little bit deeper. Now

(01:12:19):
we're going to give it a shot. That's too deep.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Hold on, let me go one. I need to go
just a little less deep there. I don't want to
break anything here. Let's try this one. I think it
went the wrong way. I think I hit the wrong button.
I need to undo that. Uh anyway, welcome in. It's
the Josh Ennis Show. But if the people on our

(01:12:43):
Facebook page have their way and my dad, it will
not be us the Joshness Show for much longer.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
It will be Gilts. It's board.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I'm not writing it off though. I'm not dismissing the
name thing. We're not going to be in us the
Menace in the Morning with Skippy. But unless you have
a new name for yourself, if anybody would like to
suggest to name a radio name for James, we can
do that too. But maybe we should, maybe we should
give you a name, like I think it would make
more sense than like a one name thing like in

(01:13:15):
us the Menace, with like the blank of something to
give you authority, kind of like how the dock of
Rock has authority because he's the dock of Rock. Like
you need to be like the sorcerer of something or
the wizard of something or the count of something.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
So that's what you need to be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
So I will be in us the Menace with his
trusty sidekick, you know, the Wizard of Wacky or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
It's old.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
I'm the Wizard of Wackey. It's the Wizard of Wacky
in the money.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Let's whack around, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
All right, hold on, let me try this really quick.
I mean, everybody talk amongst yourselves. It's Innis the Menace
in the Morning with his trustee sidekick, the Wizard of Wacky.
On one oh six point seven Dtroit's we bitch. Okay,
now let me go try this and see how this sounds.

(01:14:06):
If this sounds good, I think we found our name
for the show that's gonna take us over the top.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
All right, here we go, let's go with this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
It's Ennis the Menace in the Morning with his trustees sidekick,
the Wizard of Wacky on one oh six point seven
Dtroit's weels.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
They can just read, oh sorry, that's the thing that's
gonna make us menacing bitch there there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
I want to just referred to as the Wiz though,
is that?

Speaker 8 (01:14:36):
Oh you all?

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
That's great, the Wizard of Wacky, but you just call me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Then we do a game where like it's called you
Can't Beat the Wiz, and like we do like Wacky
trivia for things you're into like marijuana and yeah and
gas stations and stuff like that, like your hobbies.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
I can tell you that the top sailing gas station
boner pill.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
It's the Menace in the Morning his trust sidekick the
Wizard of Wacky on one of those search point seven
dtroit's weelss.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Bitch the bitch is really what sells it. Every think
it is. Take that melt down. Who's got the coolest name.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Now we've played Christmas music first, and we're cooler than you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Shove it up your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
It is the Josh and A Show on one oh
six point seven double LLZ Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
One of six point seven Detroit Wheels. That's kiss without makeup.
When you figured out that these are really not attracted dudes,
it's called lick it up. I'm Josh. What's going on,
Josh and James? So what did we have? Earlier we
were talking about this Jelly Roll, this gentleman Jelly Roll,
who is a musical artist and wrestler sort of, and

(01:15:49):
he was in Sydney, Australia, and went into a Louis
Vauton store and they and he says that he was
not treated properly by the people of the Loeus Vaton store.
This is Jelly Roll talking about his experience the Louis.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Vuitton in Sydney. Legitimately just treated us like we were
finna come in there round that place. I have never
been looked at more like a great list.

Speaker 11 (01:16:11):
And the last time I was looked at like a criminal, this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Bad I was an actual criminal, this bad. So he
got the pretty woman treatment. As we discussed earlier, which
is a painful thing to deal with.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
I got money to spend in here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
I don't think we have anything for you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
You're obviously in the wrong place. Please leave.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
But what I didn't know is that apparently you have
had a moment like this where you've been treated like
a criminal, like mister jelly roll. Yeah, like some sort
of shoplifting meth head. Well, I mean, tell me about it,
give me the details. What happened was uh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Last summer two summers ago, I had bought a weed
whip from a local weed wip hardware store. Yeah, you know,
I had a weed whip like every week, so I
let the grass get ruler.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
I didn't know that that's what we called it, a
weed whip.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
I think so, yeah, like a weed whacker, Yeah, we
weed eater, we whip, yeah, we weed. I've never heard
it referred it was a weed whip. But I like whip,
so I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
I bought a brand new weed whip, and at the
hardware store that I had bought it from, it was
I did the self checkout, right, So I went through
the self checkout, I rang it up. When I got home,
I realized there was still a security sensor on. Oh,
that's always a tough thing. I was like, how did
it not go off when you laught? That's another question, Like,
I mean, it always goes off.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
There's very rarely a time that you make it out
of a place without the sensor, you know, flipping the alarm.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
So the alarm never went off. Nobody removed it. I
didn't realize it was there until I got home.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Whatever, I who cares, you know, and the security sensor,
I'm gonna weed whip the grass.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
So I used it twice and it died. Oh I
couldn't get it started again, and I'm like hmm. So
I called them. I'm like, hey, here's the situation. I
don't have the receipt anymore. Is there anything you can do? Well, yeah,
bring it in. We can look it up on your
credit card. Perfect. So I take it over there, and
then you gotta take it in the bag. They got
to dump the fuel out, so they dump all the
fuel out and then I'm bringing it up. Then they

(01:17:57):
cannot find any record a credit cards that I had
purchased this, and they're looking at me like you stole
this stolen weed with me? It's been used it looks
like it's been heavily used. I'm like, I used it twice,
and like the look on the woman's face when I
said I've used it twice was like, you are so
full of crap. So they're going through all this stuff
and I'm like, well, I'm like, I would not have

(01:18:19):
come all the way out here to make this return.
And I know this was gonna be the situation. You
guys called. He said, you can look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I got two credit cards, so you're telling me it's
not on either of those credit cards.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
I caused a huge scene. Describe the scene, I mean,
details on this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
So the store manager comes up, you know, and he's
trying to he actually he tells the people just take
care of me, and I think they ignored it. So
that set me off a little bit too. Yeah, so
I started screaming, so what anybody, I can just go
let me here and get it. Choose the stealing. You
think I'm some feeth.

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
I stole a weed whip and now I'm trying to
get money for drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
What is the problem. I'm like, Then there's people in
line behind me. I look at them. I'm like, making
your return.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
I hope you have your receipt, because if you don't
have a receipt, you're like a criminal.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Like this old dude's just staring at me, like I
don't want any piece of this action. Man, Like I'm
just just leave, So I like storm out of there.
I storm out of there, and like now I'm pissed,
and I'm like, let me go through my car.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
So I'm going through like I'm going through like the
back seat of my car. I'm going through the trunk.
I'm going through like my the cup holder. I find
the receipt. So I'm like, my moment of glory, My
moment of glory. So I walk in my marsh right up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I don't even wait in line anymore, Like I've had it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
I'm so pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
And so then I walk up and then another woman
comes to help me out, and I know they've been
chatting in the back, so they heard all about my
whole situation. And I'm like, I know you guys think
I stole this item. I don't think you did any
of that. And I'm like, okay, we can stop. Stop
with the candor here.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I know you guys think I'm some sort of a seat.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Here's the receipt, give me my money back, and then
they go through the whole thing and she's like, oh, unfortunately, sir,
you're past You're past the sixty days or whatever it is,
so we can only issue you a store credit.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
And I'm like store credits?

Speaker 13 (01:20:09):
What I know?

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
I want my cash, Like, we can only give you
store credit.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
So I'm like, fine, give me your store credit.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
And then I went and I had to go get
a new.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Weed whip, and then people were watching like I could
tell like they had like a lost prevention person following
me through.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
May maing sure, I'm not going to start a scene.
And then it was incredibly awkward when I checked out
with the new weed god and I had my store
credit and then had to call somebody to come down
to get the store credit to go through. But yeah,
they completely treated me like a like I stole the item.
And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you,
Like I called, I told the situation, I don't have

(01:20:46):
the receipt. I've used it twice.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
I know I bought it like a month month and
a half ago, Like I gave them all the info.
Come on down, we'll look it up on your credit card.
Both I only have to credit cards. I have a
bank card and I have a legitimate credit card credit card,
and those are the only two things that make purchases on.
They claim they couldn't find it in the system, and
then they tried to claim that they they don't even

(01:21:09):
sell that weed whip. I'm like, yes, you do on
the shelf. You're out, Otherwise I would do an even exchange.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
And then they're like, well, how do you have the
security tag on there? I don't know. I did a
self checkout, nobody took it off. I assume this piece
of equipment would work, not that it's gonna die on
like my third try to use it. So that's what
I get for trying to do, you know, chores around
the house to make the yard look nice.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
They see when you came back in there with that receipt, you.

Speaker 12 (01:21:35):
Were like make huge.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
They were like, no, you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Yeah, oh d I was so like like, like, here's
my receipt, bitch, we didn't wat what do you mean
stok credits?

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
I want one hundred and fifteen dollars cash.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
I can't want to give you store credit, sir. Uh okay,
Well he showed me a thing or two.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Oh, this show is wild. I'd tell you it's good.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
The Minnes of the Morning with his trusty sidekick, the
Wizard of Wackytroids.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Weiss bitch, what I have to say next time? Do
you know who I am?

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
I'm the Wizard of Wacky It is the men this
Morning show my wheels. If you got got time to
shoplift we whips. It's like the thing's like six.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Feet long too. What am I doing sticking it down
my pants and walking out with it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
I'm gonna run when these security arms go off holding
a we whip, jump in the bed of a truck
that's already ready to take off.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
With me in the back. Like think about it, you dummy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Okay, okay, See when you get angry, what you do
as you go?

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
You become nine whenever you.

Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
Get it, Like, yeah, there's definitely a level of a
switch that gets.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Flipped whenever they Since that incident, have also been put
on some medication, some temper. My temper doesn't explode as
badly as he used to. I mean, technically, that wasn't
the incident that maybe go talk to somebody about some
professional help. It was punching a refrigerator and breaking my
hands the menace in the morning. But yeah, so it's

(01:23:27):
calmed down. But yeah, man, I get where jelly rolls
coming from. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Imagine if you would have had face tattoos while doing this,
you would have had no chad.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
No chance. It would be like, oh, we see that
you have a receipt, but you have face tattoos. Get
out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
This bias against people with face tattoos has to stop.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
You have all those upside down crosses on your cheeks.
Keep you a refund, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
We think we think you might be stating a worship
being method that if I was gonna shop, if i'd
steal some expensive like a ring camera, I'm not gonna
hit in my pants.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
All that said, we do have to get somebody into
the Toolbox party.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
If they can win a weed whip. Do we have one?

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
That'd be great. Let's see here. Let's go to the
phones and we will talk with this person.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Hello, who's this. There's a Scott. Scott. What's up? I'm
ready to go to a party this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Also, my friend, do you want to go to the
Toolbox party?

Speaker 11 (01:24:27):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Are you a base scooter? I'll tell you that bike,
the bike that we had in here.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
This thing is nuts. Are you a big fan of
the n Us the Menace with his sidekick, the Wizard
of Wacky show? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Absolutely yeah. Are you saying that because you know the
Wizard of Wacky's listening. He's going to give you a
thing or two If.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
You say no, probably, Yeah, he's got a screw loose.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
You better like the show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
The thing about the Wizard of Wacky is he's kind
of like that movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas, Like
he just really he's basically like angry white guy whenever
he gets angry because he's angry and white. All right,
Scott and all that. Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't want to
mess with him in road rage, no doubt.

Speaker 11 (01:25:12):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
But on the bright side of the tool party, they
got a fill of screwdriver for left handed people.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
We could pick them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
There, you go, exactly. Well, let me put you on
hold here, Scott. We'll get you to the toolbox party.
All right, all right, thank you, bet, that's Scott. He
will be eight Scott the Masper of Dead and Scott,
keep your hands off of Dorothy. Okay, she's spoken for
just keep your chill out. She's our bitch. Okay, chill
find your own.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Maybe you can have Nancy. We got to see her first.
We don't even know what Nancy looks like. She's real.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
I would say we're making fun of Dorothy at this point.
She's probably upset. She only listened to get into the
Toolbox party. She's listening to David Chocolate. She switched over.
I got those tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Listen to real entertainment, now listening to Meltdown.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
I'm listen.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
And that's the thing. That's probably what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Actually, based on actual data, I feel like there's a
pretty good possibility Dorothy listens to us twenty four hours
a day.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Well good, so that is good.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
But we love Dorothy and Scott is gonna get over
there and be handsy with her, and I'm gonna have
to give him a piece of my mind and give
him a knuckle sandwich. Yeah I am. I'm gonna have
to say, hey, listen, Scott, make like a tree and
get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Is what I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Get your damn hands off her.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
You get your damn hands off her. Good, it's Scott,
You're not Marty McFly gonna him right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
That's gonna be a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
I'm looking forward to the Toolbox party. I'm looking forward
to seeing what Dorothy wears. I'm looking forward to seeing
if maybe Nancy likes to get down with you know,
multiple people.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Actually, you know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I'm gonna actually start a conversation with Nancy about the
wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald because she was there, so
be like, hey.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Nancy, the first hand experience.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Can you tell me a little bit about what was
it like being forty when the ship sank.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
I say this with peace and love because I like Dorothy.
I can't wait to meet Dorothy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
I should. Actually I have her number, I can call it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Hold on, let me call Dorothy here really quick.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
I'm spot check in and see what she's wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Fit check.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
Hey, what are you wearing to the party, Dorothy?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
It's it is the menace. It's innis the menace of
the Morty.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Fit check, octogenarian fit check, Silver sneakers, fit check.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
You know your sneakers are silver. We'll call all those
granny panties.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Does the carpet match the sneakers?

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
You know what your customers are doing?

Speaker 13 (01:27:59):
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to me, which, let's be honest, is kind of flattering.
But my point is, adds on iHeartRadio, actually get hurt
in the car, at the gym, on the couch while
people are walking their dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Who's a good boy. Who's a good boy. You're a
good boy. That's right, You're a good So why not make.

Speaker 13 (01:28:18):
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Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
This is the story of the one well six point
seven Detroits Wheels, Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
Welcome in.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
We're about to get out of here actually, and then
Rob's gonna get in here, and then the dog's gonna
get in here. And on the first minutes show. Yeah,
the end, it's in the books. First n that's the
Minuti Show. So I hope you because Enjoy is the
radio hall of fame for us. Yeah, I just gotta
wait for it. It's coming. Our moment's gonna come. Our
ship will come in, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
We'll have our picture right next to Mojo.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Yeah, it'll be Mojo. And then and then like Casey
Casem and Rick D's and all these people and then
us in Us the Menace, and I'm the Wizard of
Wacky and the Wizard of Wacky.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
The Whiz can't nobody, Nobody beats the Whiz.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
All right, what else?

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
So Tomorrow's Friday, it'll be your last chance on our
show to get into the Toolbox Party.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
So that's an eight twenty five and nine twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Fear not, you will have three more opportunities today and
then five total opportunities tomorrow. But then it's over, and
then we go to the Toolbox Party. Then we're tooling
around at the Toolbox Party party with Dorothy and maybe Nancy.
Then maybe we swamp, but old Dorothy and Nan Nan
and Dorothy. Boy, I tell you what we rule there. No,

(01:29:42):
I don't know if there's any other way to put it.
I don't know if I can put it any other
way other than we're special. So but we're going to
be back at it tomorrow. Yes it is. We'll see
what we can do tomorrow. I have no idea what
we're gonna do when we come in here. Every day
and then something's happening. I know, we have a whole
game plan, and we sit down and we don't. There's
literally no game plan. I'm just gonna shoot you go,
what are you writing on that piece of paper? Then

(01:30:03):
every morning when you come in, you're like, what do
we go?

Speaker 12 (01:30:05):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
We got this and I write this down. I literally
write nothing. I do that for show. It's like, well,
me Worth, like, wow, he's got it together.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
He's taking notes, he's getting ready to make his for
this segment's coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Really kind of like there's always a guy in the
office that always looks super stressed out, and I'm of
the belief that that person is not actually stressed out,
but they choose to look stressed out, so a Nobody
talks to them, and b they look busy. If you
look busy, then people think you're working hard. You know
what I'm saying to me. So I write things down.
They're like, boy, he's prepping this thing out. I make
it up as I go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Well, now I'm going to look at the paper and
it probably just says pizza rolls for lunch, question mark.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Sometimes I'll just doodle, like like I'll just write the
kiss logo and kiss letters. So you got that s
like Z looking kiss. That's all I do. That's all
my notes. It's like I'm in high school again. Like,
do you think I came to work on Vegas? It
would have been Tuesday. Do you think I came to
work on Tuesday? And I was like, you know what
we're gonna do today. We're gonna play Santa Claus has

(01:31:05):
got the aids this year. No, I did not exist,
but I sat down and we started looking up the
worst songs ever and this popped out and then we
played it and it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
It's got the aids this year.

Speaker 7 (01:31:19):
And then it was a show he won't be around
to spread his Christmas year.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
That's the thing. You never know where a show is
gonna go. Once you start prepping things out, then you
end up with a train right now. And you worked
on a big time radio show that I'm sure was
a super prepped out little radio show and all that.
This is the little leagues. We're in the little this
is the miners. I'm just gonna be shoot straight. Look,
we don't have white batting practice balls.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
I mean, this is the scuffed up, dirty ones picked
up from the gutters.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Yes, that's like I'm gonna go crash Davis on you
here from bull Durham. Look, I was in the show
once for twenty one days and it was the greatest
twenty one days of my life. And in the show
you get beautiful white baseballs for batting practice, and you
get to stay in nice hotels, and the women have
all have long legs and brains like all that we're
playing for, like the Toledo mud Hens. Like we're well, actually,

(01:32:13):
that's not bad. We're in the Triple A at least
at that point. At least we're at farmy grant that
we are. We're the Triple A team. We feed some
players to the big show sometimes. But anyway, I'm glad
you guys listen to our little radio program, and I
appreciate that. Let's see Rob is coming up next. He
will have some rock and roll for you and some witticisms,
if I had to guess. And the same can be

(01:32:34):
said about the old Doctor of rock and roll. We
got a doc and we got a wizard on this station.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Holloy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
We got ourselves like a children's show from nineteen eighty nine, Like, hey,
it's the Doctor and the wizard. Anyway, I'll play another
rock and roll song for you, because you guys like
rock and roll apparently, so I'll play some of that
and then we will see you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Man Yana