The frolicking tortoises (Joke of the Day)

Do tortoises talk about each other behind their backs?  (Getty Photo)

Episode Transcript

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Four tortoises were playing in the backyard. For those of you who went to
school with me in Fremont, ortortoise is a big, old, slow
member of the turtle frame. Boydtortoises were playing in the backyard when they
decided they needed some hibiscus flower snacksor high biscus flower snacks. No,

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well, they pulled their money andsent the smallest tortoise out to fetch the
snacks. Two days passed and therewas no sign of the tortoise. One
of the tortoises says, good grief, I think Shlita is getting even slower.
A little voice from just outside thefence said, well, if you're
gonna talk about me, I won'tgo. From the three point seven Studio