A man with plastic surgery gets more than he wanted from this elderly woman! (Joke of the Day)

A man was thrilled with his new plastic surgery, until an unlikely encounter with a woman much older. (Photo: Getty Images)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A man decided to get a facelift for his forty
sixth birthday. Oh wow. On the way back, he picked
up some dry cleaning. Before leaving, he asked the clerk,
what age do you think I am? Uh? Thirty five
was the reply. Actually I'm forty six, the man says,
feeling really happy. Well, next, he stops at the liquor store,

(00:24):
and before leaving, he asks the same question. Cashier says, oh,
i'd say you're what twenty nine? Actually I'm forty six,
the man says, again, feeling even better. Valley was just
getting ready to hop back into his car when he
noticed an old lady sitting at the nearby bus stop.
He walks over and asks the old woman the same question,

(00:48):
how old do you think I am? Well, my sight
is failing, says the old woman. But when I was young,
I could always tell a man's age by a one
minute long passionate kiss. Man, wanting to be flattered again, says, hey,
what the heck, go for it. After an amazingly passionate
one minute kiss with this old lady, the old lady says, clearly,

(01:13):
you're forty six years old. What's amazing, says the man.
How could you tell. The old lady replied, I was
behind you at the liquor store.