All Episodes

January 7, 2025 34 secs
A guy knows that his girlfriend is going to be really surprised by this gift.  Ummmm.... (Photo: Getty Images)
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
This year, I'm gonna give it a thousand dollars to
the person that comes up with the best joke. Yeah,
it's probably gonna be me.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
But hey, oh, Steve. David walks up to.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The salesperson in the clothing store and says, I'd like
to buy my girlfriend a beautiful pink scarf. Cute, says
the woman. Sounds to me like it's gonna be a
great surprise. Sure is, says David. She's expecting a diamond.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well,
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.