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April 14, 2025 1 min
Who do you call if you have a gorilla in your tree?  Isn't it obvious?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A woman notices a gorilla up in a tree in
her garden. Gorilla, you say, yeah, So she does what
any person should do. She finds the number for a
pest control company that deals in gorilla removal. Okay, the
guy shows up with a shotgun, a step ladder, an
eight foot pole, handcuffs, and a rottweiler. WHOA why do

(00:21):
you need all that? The woman asks, Well, the pack
control guy says, first I climb up on the step ladder.
Then I ram the pole up the gorilla's backside. This
will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree, at
which point the rottweiler will bite the gorilla in the privates.
This will temporarily paralyze the gorilla, at which point I
put the handcuffs on him and take him away. So

(00:44):
what's the shotgun for, the woman asks. The man says, well,
if I fall off the ladder, you shoot the dog.
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