(Joke of the Day) Old man shocks young girlfriend!

This old man really knows how to "wow" his young girlfriend!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today we do something you enjoy. We go to the
jewelry store. An old, balding, white haired man walked into
a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful,
much younger woman at his side. He told the jeweler
he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a
fifteen thousand dollars ring. The man said, no, I'd like

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to see something more special. Price is immaterial. At that statement,
the jeweler went to his special stock and brought out
another ring. Here's a stunning ring at only one hundred
and forty thousand dollars. The jeweler said, it's the famous
azure blue which belonged to Maharajah. The lady's eyes sparkled
and her whole body trembled with excitement. Saying this, the

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old man said, we'll take it. The jeweler asked how
payment would be made, and the man stated, by check.
And I know you need to make sure my check
is good, so I'll write it now and you can
call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick
the ring up Monday afternoon. Well on Monday morning, The
jeweler angrily called the old man and said, Sir, your

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check bounced. There's not enough money in that account. I know,
said the old man, Let me tell you about my weekend.
Wanting