June 9, 2025 • 56 secs
Some people like this preacher can't see the forest for the trees!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was sitting in church that day, thinking, why didn't
Noah kill those two mosquitoes? Wouldn't summer be a lot nicer?
So much nicer. So there was a preacher who fell
into the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat
came by, the captain yelled, do you need some help, sir?
The preacher that calmly said no, God will save me.
(00:23):
A little later, as he's managing to keep afloat, another
boat came by and the fisherman asked, Hey, do you
need help. The preacher replied again no, God will save me. Eventually,
the preacher drowned and went to heaven. Preacher asked God,
why didn't you save me? God replied, fool, I sent
(00:45):
you two boats.
I was sitting in church that day, thinking, why didn't
Noah kill those two mosquitoes? Wouldn't summer be a lot nicer?
So much nicer. So there was a preacher who fell
into the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat
came by, the captain yelled, do you need some help, sir?
The preacher that calmly said no, God will save me.
(00:23):
A little later, as he's managing to keep afloat, another
boat came by and the fisherman asked, Hey, do you
need help. The preacher replied again no, God will save me. Eventually,
the preacher drowned and went to heaven. Preacher asked God,
why didn't you save me? God replied, fool, I sent
(00:45):
you two boats.
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