Episode Transcript
Three men stand before a judge about a misdemeanor. Why
are you here, he asks the first. The man replies
for throwing peanuts in the lake. He asks the second,
why are you here? That man also replies for throwing
peanuts in the lake, and you, the judge asked the third.
(00:21):
The man replies, well, I'm peanuts in the morning.
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