Should the U.S. Annex Canada?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The short answer is yes, the United States should annex Canada.
Will it? Obviously probably not the reason President Trump spoke
with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau late last week. Trudeau
went all the way down to Marrow Lago to kiss

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the ring of the evil Orange Man. And as you know,
Trudeau is a hardcore, woke, anti American, anti Trump leftist
and the reason why he flew all the way to
Marrow Lago. Trump is now threatening to impose a tough, harsh,
twenty five percent tariff on Canadian goods coming into the

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United States. For Canada, the United States is its largest
trading partner, It's not even close. Therefore, a twenty five
percent tariff would do tremendous damage to the Canadian cutey,
probably send it into a recession. Trudeau already flailing in

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the polls he is leading, sorry, he is behind the
leading Conservatives by about twenty percentage points. A recession would
politically finish Trudeau off and so begging for his political life,
begging Trump not to impose a tariff, Trump, tongue in
cheek told Trudeau, well, if you need to keep ripping

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us off and you can't survive without ripping us off
with an annual one hundred billion dollars a year trade deficit.
Maybe the United States should just the next Canada and
Trudeau and his cronies laughed nervously, but in reality, Trump
was just firing a shot across the bow. Trump understands

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better than anybody that using tariffs as a weapon as
a tool to defend one's national sovereignty, one's economic interests
one's borders are extremely effective. In fact, he has told
the Canadian government stop fentanyl coming in from the northern border,

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stop illegals coming in from the northern border, and stop
dumping dairy, cheese, milt, lumber, timber products into the United States,
which is why Canada has amassed these massive trade surpluses
with the US. Either you stop your unfair trade practices
and you secure that northern border, or else yes, you're

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gonna get a massive twenty five percent tariff. Trudeau, with
his tail between his legs, has now gone back to Ottawa,
and guess what. The northern border will be secured. The
illegals will stop coming in, the gangs will no longer
use the northern border to traffic infentanyl and other drugs,

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and all of a sudden we can do a deal
on timber, lumber, cheese, dairy milk, all these other products
that Canada has been dumping on the US market for years.
In other words, tariffs work. And as for the question

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of annex in Canada, Trump was obviously not serious. He
was making a joke. But since you ask, and since
everybody's asking me, as a former Canadian, born and raised
in Canada, but now a proud naturalized citizen of the
United States, yes I do think the United States should

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annex Canada. Why not A lot of oil in Alberta,
a lot of wheat in Saskatchewan, a lot of natural
resources all across the entire country. Now, if you annex Canada,
you get a lot of moonbats, especially in places like
Ontario and the maritime provinces. But in the end, if

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we would annex Canada, the United States, combined with Canada,
would be the greatest largest country in the world, with
the most natural resources in the world. And by the way,
we would also get Canada's maple syrup, we would get
the delicious potatoes from Prince Edward Island, and we would

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get some pretty good hockey teams as well to boot.
So why not, let's an ex Canada, what the hell?
And then after Canada, let's an ex Greenland. Take it all, baby,
all of it Ontario, the West, the Maritimes, Yukon, the

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Northwest territories. Hell, let's even buy Greenland. Let's take it
all a next Canada. You bet you're ass you in
next Canada. And let's turn Kanakistan into a proper state

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of America. And Justin Trudeau can go from being Prime
Minister to governor