The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.

Episodes

April 9, 2024 62 mins
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Want a beer that tastes like your ONLY FANS crush?! We're gonna burn this motha down with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, Shatner SINGS again! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY Ghostbusters?! And, do you LOVE you car?! No ... I mean REALLY love your car?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE*! (* of all those without arms.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We'd cross the desert for this ONE-HIT WONDER! The one place in America where NO ONE should live! And, has THE LOCH NESS MONSTER finally been found?! (Spoilers: No.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A sweet and sour MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Who's giving away FREE DVDs?! And, how to STEAL THE MONA LISA! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might get lucky with the LAS VEGAS edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Can we stop a family from LOSING THEIR HOME?! And, the TOP 5 most DANGEROUS DRIVING SONGS! Subcribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: SEX U. serves it up "ANIMAL STYLE"! Meet the folks who were BORN TO BE ALIVE! And, do we finally have the proof that UFOs are real?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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