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July 18, 2024 2 mins
Adam in Falls Church had a big crush on his neighbor. He was nervous for their first date and decided to take the edge off with a few shots… too many. Things got interesting at the restaurant. Hear this Crazy First Date and submit yours at washfm.com/crazy for a chance to win prizes!
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(00:00):
It's Toby and Chilli's crazy first dateAdam and Paul's church. Good morning,
tell us what happened on this date? We're listening. I was quite nervous.
I've had a crush on her fora while, so I decided to
take a couple of shots before thedate. And then when we got to
the date, she said, hey, let's pick some shots. And I
don't want to tell her I tookshops before, so I had too many.
And then I went to the bathroomtrying to sober up, and I

(00:23):
ended up passing out on the stall. She had to get the waiter to
unlock it. I thought was overHold on pause for a second, Mary,
what happened at that point? Doyou have a recollection at all?
Well? She told me she thewaiter had to go under the stall because
it was locked and unlock it andthen get me out. And then I
woke up. At what point intime did she decide she was done with

(00:44):
you? Well? I ended upmarrying her. It ended up being a
running joke, and for our weddingshe got a grooms and cake of a
edible bottle of patron. How didyou recover? Did you guys? Finish
that date or did it truly endthere with you going home? Well,
she ended up actually like helping mesober up. She didn't realize I drank
before because I didn't admit that whileshe kept saying, le's take another shot

(01:06):
or let's have another margarita, andyou just wanted to try to hang tough.
Yep. I didn't want to tellher that I was that nervous that
I just had to take shots beforedate. Well, she's very what happens
with these pregames? Man? Yougot beautiful kids, and I got a
patrol kick out of it, andoften do have the picture that you like?
Man? All right, I meanI wouldn't mind seeing a patron cake,

(01:30):
but I don't know about having someshots of patron before a date.
However, it seems to have workedout for you, so I guess that's
a good thing. Hopefully you guysstill make time for date nights without alcohol,
perhaps because that date was indeed crazy, which means you've won. Yes,
I did, and I'm very luckyto have her. Well, no,
you didn't just win her. Youwant tickets to go see Duran Durrect.

(01:53):
Oh awesome, thank you so much? Yep. Tickets to see Duran
Durana and your significant other in spiteof yourself. Yes, well you do
it, but just make sure you'resober. And if you do, do
like Chilie alluded to, you know, decide to partake with some adult beverages
at the Duran durand show uber orlyft. Not trying to be your dad

(02:13):
or your big brother, but it'sjust kind of important these days, especially
since the concerts at cfg Bank Arena, which is in Baltimore depending on your
domicile and falls church. That couldbe one heck of a ride yetel,
Yeah, nobody needs to try todrive home and pray to the one eyed
hey sus after having all your beveragesexactly
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