ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th June 2024

• Mumma Di State of Origin prank. 
• What did ya mum keep? 
• Appearance disasters. 
• A girl was ghosted by her dream guy. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M Podcast Network ZIMS Brian Clint thanks to
KFC try the new Korean Barbecue double down. Today we
are going to witness the most anticipated show in their
history of professional radio.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Brie and Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
All right, let's do this thing, shall we.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Let's get this train on the tracks.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Who's excited for a State of Origin game one tonight?
Breeze not, this is what bullog.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm so excited. This is the best time of year.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Uh. Bree came in today at Miday. She's like, God,
I'm sick, but it's not going to keep me down.
And the same bridge He's like, I'm going to a
sports bar tonight to work. State of Origin.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
The Bloody Queenslanders.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Hey, if Australia are listening, can you guys please put
a State of o Origin on a little bit earlier?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I know, remember that time they brought cast it free
to air here?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh that'd be good to TV to show it.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah. State of Origin all goes down tonight, the Maroons
versus the New South Wales Blues.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Until you've got If you've got ten oh five kickoff.
By the way, even if it.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Was nine, I know like nine five, I can deal
with that. But hey, who you going, who you're backing?
Who are you backing? I bleed maroon? What are they paying? No?
Are the favorites? Mate?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
We can find out. If you want to go deep
on nose, we can find out.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's gotta be the Queensland.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
And surely, speaking of paying out, we could pay out
at four o'clock today with human chizam clud are we
sitting on a jackpot? Or are we two hundred bucks
two hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Two hundrey up for grabs at four.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
If you can guess the song, we'll play a little snippet.
You guess what it is? Two hundred dollars just like that.
But first it's time for a round of trading Verse
Lady with a lady's seem unstoppable.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, they have been on a very good run. Doesn't
mean anything for today's game. We've got fifty dollars cash
and some goodies from the tool Shared up for grabs.
If you want it, call us now.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Free In Clint means it's a treaty.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Versus thanks to the Toolshared, he we owned trusted by treaties.
Hell yeah, thanks Toolshared. Our new sponsor for Trading Verse Lady,
were this week. If you will, not only will you
score the mandatory fifty dollars cash, you'll also get the
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Speaker 3 (02:32):
That's right, we're given one away every day and you
know we've made it. It's become legit when the toolshared
has come on board.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
No tools on Trading Verse.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
This lady is legit.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Let's go to our lady first from Totong No. She's
thirty years old and she's a mother of five. Welcome
to the show, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hi Taylor, what are the ages? What are the ages
of your five kids?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Three p fourteen fourteen?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, all right, busy house. You're tanking on our training today.
They're from Auckland. They are twenty eight and they were
on the New Zealand Tinpin Bowling team. Oh hell yeah,
welcome to the show Sean.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hello Sean, have you ever thrown down a three hundred?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I sure have?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
How many times?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well done?

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Pretty good.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's ways on the New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
That's impressive.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
All right, Sean, your buzz's trading Taylor. Yourss lady first
of three correct answers gets fifty bucks cash and that
price from the Tuol ship. Good luck.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Here we go, guys. Question number one, what percentage of
the human body is made up of water? Is it fifty? Yes, Sean,
it's incorrect. I'm going to finish the multi choice and
then Taylor, you get a free go. Is it fifty
sixty or eighty percent?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Trady, I'm going to say it's eighty percent.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
We were looking for six according to our research.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
According to the internet. Question number two, buzz in when
you can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Lady Taylor's in Eminem.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
It is, of course Eminem, who's back in the charts
at the moment with the new song sounds similar to
his other stuff. Question number three one to the ladies,
the state of origin rug will League series kicks off tonight,
which to Australian states will be going head to head treaty. Yes, Sean,
Queensland and the Blues. That is correct. Nice work, the

(04:38):
Queensland versus New South. It's all going down tonight. We
are won apiece in this game. Question number four, which
is the only letter in the Walt Disney logo that
is lower case? Yes, Sean, Hi, that's nice word. That
was a tough one. It is the ie in Disney.

(05:00):
Of course. Two to the trades one to the ladies.
Question number five, you need this one, Taylor to stay
in it. Name the boxer Sylvester Stallone found fame playing
in the movies. Lady, Yes, Taylor Roy it was Rocky Balboa.
Nice work. We're all tied up in this game. This

(05:22):
is for the win. Question number six, what are the
bones in your spine? Called Trady? Lady Sean for the.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Win and that's the one.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
She was a tight game.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's a much needed win for the trades. Sean. Congrats
will get you that prize from the tull shit and
your fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Cash that goes no worries, cleaned up free in Clint, guys,
it is my favorite time of the year. It is
State of Origin time gets the.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Path on Tome t days for the corner and Dizland.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's a miracle.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
What about that Barney, Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
The State of Origin.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's the best rugby league has to offer. It is
such a good competition.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
It is so good. And someone who is just as obsessed,
i'd say more obsessed, is my mother, Mamma Die. She
has the full Queensland kit. She's from Country Queensland. She
bleeds maron each year. If you've listened to our show
over the years, we have pulled some pranks on her
from time to time. And I thought to myself when

(06:40):
I woke up this morning, right, what are we going
to do for Game one of Origin this year? And
I think we've got a belter.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Using AI technology. We have a message for your mum
from Queensland, Great Cameron Smith.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I think you need to like understand my mum would
leave my dad for Cameron Smith. Correct, like she is
that big of a fan, like out of all over
the years across Origin.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Cameron's I think your dad would understand.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
He would understand Cameron Smith is her number one.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
He's the guy.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
So what Claude and I have done. We've got this
program where we've put some of Cameron Smith's voice into it,
and then we've managed to get Cameron Smith's AI voice
to give mama die a message.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
For legal reasons, this is not Cameron Smith. It's not
Cameron Smith. We will not be telling your mom that
I die.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Cam Smith here, your daughter told me that you're a
die hard Queenslander. Just wanted to send my best ahead
of tonight's first State of Origin game. We're going to
crush those dirty blues into the ground. Also have seen
a few videos of you.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
You're looking good.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Keep up the good work up the boys for a
win tonight, go the Marons.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Pretty sure she's gonna a layer egg.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
She's gonna self and blode.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
We're gonna call her now, she's gonna lose her mind,
so stick around. Did my mom lose her shit?

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Queensland?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Queensland, Queenslander?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Hey Mom, is there anything that's happening tonight? Something you
got anything on?

Speaker 7 (08:08):
Oh my god, the biggest, biggest game of all time,
of all time, rivalry of all time.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Mum. We do love to call you each year. Come
state of Origin, time you live and breathe State of Origin.
Are you pumped for tonight? Game one?

Speaker 7 (08:25):
A abbolutely We are pumped and we're ready to go.
We don't care. I've got a new captain or a
new coach. We're gonna smash him.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Have you got your Queensland tracksuit on?

Speaker 7 (08:38):
I sure have, including your hat. No, I have got
the had on.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Okay, Okay, she's not in full kit yet. Hey mom,
look I needn't remind you that over the years we
have played a few Origin you know, pranks on you.
We always like to call you around Origin time. Does
any of that ring a bell? Yeah, Mum. I'm just
going to tell you before what's about to happen is

(09:02):
we've done something very nice for you. And and look, Mama,
I just want you to calm yourself because what's about
to happen, You're gonna lose your mind.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Okay, Oh my god, not Cameron Smith.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Funny you mentioned Cameron Smith. Mam. I may have talked
to a few people. I may have sent a few
messages Cameron Smith's team, and Cameron Smith may have had
time to send you personally a little message.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Oh my god, Brianna, if this is a gap that.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh my god. Whether I believe you or not, We've
got the audio here. This is Cameron Smith his personal
message to you. Mama, died Cam Smith here.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Your daughter told me that you're a die hard Queenslander.
Just wanted to send my best ahead of tonight's first
State of Origin game. We're going to crush those dirty
Blues in to the ground. Also have seen a few
videos of you.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
You're looking good.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Keep up the good work up the boys for a winternight,
go the Morons.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Oh my god, I just love him to death.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Is this not the best? Is this not the best
present I could have ever got you? Mum?

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Oh my god, absolutely, Cameron. I've got your photo in
my TV room.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Have we made you? How many years? If you asked
me for this? Mum?

Speaker 7 (10:34):
Oh my god. The only thing that would make it
even better I could talk to him.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
What would you say to Cameron Smith?

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Cam there is nobody's going to beat any of his
records ever. He is the best player. He is unbelievable
captain for Queensland and Australia. And I would really maybe
even give up one grandchild.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
To what to what? To what to?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
What?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
What?

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Would what would you be done? Jersey?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well, I thought you were saying one night with Camsmith, give.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Up both of them?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Mates? Alright, that's good, well great, I'm happy for you.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Die go to the Maroons. That's excellent. And we all
squared away. Mum, now we're all fair.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Oh my god, I'm just floating on nine here and
look at that. But my Queensland, state of Jersey. I
can't even talk.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
She can't even talk. So one last thing before we go,
that that was a I it wasn't a real Camsmith Oh.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Well, I suppose it's better than nothing.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You'll still take it.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Oh yeah, except the only thing that will make up
for you too, what Steve Bry Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
She's didn't even get cam Smith.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
We tried Jonathan Thurston and a speedo.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Actually JT's o K as well.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
So look at her getting excited now. It was none
of it was real, mom, It was all fake.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
It wasn't bad. Can you send it to me and
I'll just reply it to myself and.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, sure thing. We'll get it to you for a
private moment. I am the Marine Steaks.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Good luck for.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Tonight, see your mum, Queenslander, queens Brander. Really, when you
think about it, Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham should be
the most unrelatable of the Spice girls. Shouldn't be, shouldn't she.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
She's very unrelatable. She's very rich, she's the richest out of.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh no, Jerry, hell she might be the rich one now,
but she's ginger, which makes him more relatable.

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Well, makes her less relatable or less relatable because they
read not as many gingers.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, anyway.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
A recessive dying dying out yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
but that's what makes her more relatable because she's struggling. True, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and yet Victoria Beckham keeps doing things which proves she's
more normal than you'd think. Like, I feel like that
Beckham documentary, you know she seemed even though she was
in a mansion talking about her dad drove her to
school in a Rolls Royce, You're still able to connect

(13:27):
with her kind of.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, it's weird. Like even remember that story that came
out where she talked about how she's eaten the same
thing for lunch for like twenty years.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, like that's quite relatable. Yeah, yea, yeah, you know,
I thought a chef, but no, she's just like us,
so I think she does have the chef as well.
She's posted a pack on her Instagram story where she's
done it again, she's just like us. She put a
photo of her baby's teeth, her children's baby teeth, with
the caption not that I'm sentimental or anything, but do

(13:58):
you think I can throw away my children's teeth? The
teeth are yuck but yellow and brown, And that's what
mums do. They keep your old yuck stuff. Even if
the posh spice Posh.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Spice correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe because does the
tooth fairy not go to mansions because it's too high up?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah to fly in? Yeah yeah, good save Yeah yeah,
somehow she's got them. I forgot the tooth fairy came
and got them, and then somehow she still got them.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Maybe maybe they had cavities. Yeah yeah, fairies don't take cavities.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
It just reminded me, though, that mums keep everything. My
mum kept everything.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
What did your mum keep?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
She recently started off learning it back to me.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I was gonna say, didn't. Recently she started getting rid
of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, she's had enough. She keept it for thirty odd.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Years, sentimental for long enough.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
She recently gave me back a pile of my kindy art,
which I said, it's all. I said, oh wow, and
I put it in the bin.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Sucks.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
That wasn't good.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
It wasn't like a young kid as an artist. It's
not like a young Picasso unless they are.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's rare. But yeah, you're right, there has been some.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
She keeped my odd Bods collection.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
What's odd Bods?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Those collectible cards that you got inside the packet of chippies.
She even kiped a bucket of ash that I collected,
collected from the nineteen ninety five rupehu eruption. Yeah, that
was a good one. I thought it'd be worth something
in the future. But it turns out it's just a
bucket of ash.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Turns out there was quite a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Quite a lot of it. But she kept that from
a long, long, long, long, long, long long time, because
that's what mums do.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
My mum has a whole shed. My parents when they
moved recently and built their dream home, had to build
this huge shed to keep all of their kids crap
in it. Yeah, Like I went home recently, my mom's like,
here's the shrine of all the medals and trophies you won.
Here's your all year old school gears. Here's your workbook
from year five, here's your maths book. And I'm like,

(15:58):
why do I want that?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Why did you keep that? Chuck it when you're building
ship to keep.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
We're never going to go, oh, you know what, I
really want to have a flip through my math's book
from grade.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Five exactly, But it's not how mums work. So we
want to ask this afternoon, what did your mum keep?
What's the thing from your childhood that you found out recently,
or maybe you've known all along that your mum has
just kept hold of she's still got it.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Blocks of hair.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Blocks of hair is a big one. Placentas are a
big one. In fact, don't buy the calling back placenta
because we know about those ones. If you mum's got
your you know.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
What would be cool? We get it people put it
in the freezer. If your mum's got your appendix, that's interesting. Yeah.
If your mum's got a spleen an umbilical cord, that's
quite interesting. It's a shrivel up old piece of human meat.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
We threw out my daughter's umbilical cord recently. Gross the
hospital like dried it for us. They like, what are
you going to do with it? I crush it up
and made it smell spell the word love.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
They did, know they did, and then.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
They dehydrated it, and then they gave it back to us.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Whose job is that? Whose job is it to go?
I'm going to turn this in biblical cord into the
word love? Did that lovely?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Idea weird execution?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
One hundred dollars anymore? Text us on nine six nine sex? Okay,
what does your mom still.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Got what's the weird thing your mom? Kids?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's your thing, still got it?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Maybe it's your dead pet from when you're a kid.
They froze it.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, you're guinea pixel in the freezer. Yeah, what did
your mom keep?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Let's kick it off with this ripper. Someone said, my
mother has my gallstones from when I got my gold
bladder removed at twelve. But my auntie opened the air
tight container and they went moldy.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
So now your mom has your moldy gollstone.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Auntie, I wanted to keep that forever. Would you open them?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Someone texted them and they said, I still have my
twenty year old daughters pooh and p chart from her
first night and hospital and the pig from her umbilical cord. Oh, man,
the peg, Oh the pig.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
A lot of people keep the pig.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think we threw the peg out. The pig is disgusting.
It's just a remnant of the disgusting umbilical cord that
drops off. If you've never had a baby before, or
you've never been a baby, nothing smells worse than the
rotting umbilical cord before it falls off.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
It's so how gross are we that we're fed through
our belly buttons when we're inside our mum's tummy.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
My husband's mum kept a single strand of his baby
blanket and gave it back to him when we found
out that we were expecting a child. I've thrown it
away and he doesn't know when he asks where it is,
I am one hundred percent denying it.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Just deny, deny, deny. Someone else said, my baby daddy
has our son's foreskin from a medically needed circumcision when
he was four. Keep keeping that.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
You keep the foreskin?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Why are you keeping it? Get rid of it?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't even think you wish people keep the foreskin,
can you?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I don't think they do.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
What are you doing with that?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Can I?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Can I? What's the occasion where you bring it out?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Christmas?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
But also where in the house is it?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Where do you keep it?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Like?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Where are you store condition? Is it in the do
you store it in brine? Or is it like dried?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
And is it pickled in the fridge?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Is a whole like?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Is it around thing? Could you threw it like a
chain through it? And we imagine if you've turned it
into a ring, could you pull it back on you've
made it into a ring and you wear it around someone,
they taket back. It's in the freezer.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Of course, of course it is stupid ice. Why would
you where else would your foreskin?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Why would you pickle it? You don't pickle the foreskins? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Where the silly one? Brooklyn's here? High Brooklyn?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Hi, Brooklyn?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hey guys, what's your mum?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Keiped Brooklyn.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
So we've got our cat, one of our cats from
the freezer.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
What do you mean one of the cats? Where where's
the other ones?

Speaker 9 (19:58):
So we lived at of a stage where I've hate
cats and dogs like my whole life, and I'm seventeen,
and they sort of get to a point where it's
like so I either set can get put down all day,
pass away.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
So what happens with them?

Speaker 9 (20:16):
So at the time, we already had about four or
five animals in the garden, and it was one that
I got for my third birthday.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
So this was like your cat, Brooklyn, This was like
your personal cat.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
And why is it not in the.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
Garden because we've got too many animals in the garden,
no room for one freezer? You put her on the freezer.
And now every time we go on the freezer. We say,
oh hi, I tell you today.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Hey, Brooklyn, how long has it been in a freezer?

Speaker 9 (20:47):
Like two or three years?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I think, how's it looking?

Speaker 9 (20:50):
Just chilling?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
What's literally chilling? You value?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
What's the long term progn is for the freezer?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Cah, where's the cat going in the end?

Speaker 9 (21:03):
Well, I want to cremate her, but cremation is very expensive,
so she might just stay in there until we find
something to do.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
God, I hope there's not a power cat.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
No, Well, she's main freezer too, so.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Imagine she might come back to life. If you was
going to say, imagine if there is a power cut
and she comes back to line, is here from the freezer?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
That'd be pretty good. That's amazing, Thanks, Brooklyn. That's fun.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I just picture people going over to Brooklyn's house for
a party and they go, can you get some extra
eyes from the freezer?

Speaker 9 (21:36):
And this cat just exactly what yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, And then they don't know whether to tell
you that the cats dead in the freezer.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I don't mind the dead cat in the freezer, Brooklyn. Brooklyn,
your house sounds fun. It's starting to have a sibling showdown.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
There.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Pleam showing the concept is simple. We believe by asking
you a few questions about yourself, we can tell where
you are in the sibling line up, the eldest, the middle,
or the youngest child.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
We're going to question each and we are primed. We
are going to nail it this week.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
We're prepped.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
We're going to restake our claim. Who was our first victim,
I mean contestant is sibling psychics. Matt's can go first, high, Matt.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Get a Matt. We're good, good, We're good.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
We're going to question each Matt, and then we will
correctly guess whether you're the eldest, middle, or youngest. And
just so we're clear, if there are like five kids,
you're either eldest, the three are in the middle, that's
the youngest exactly. Okay, that clear? All right?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
First question for you, Matt. As a percentage, what would
you say the percentage of your clothes as a kid,
as a kid, would hand me downs? What percentage?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well, he's not the eldest, No, he's not. Oh I
could have cousins, though I could not sixty percent. I
had older cousins, but they are both girls, so I
never had to deal with that. Matt.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
This questions everything.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Matt, How old were you when you were allowed your
first alcoholic drink? Eighteen eighteen eighteen? I reckon he's middle, now,
I reckon, he's the oldest.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Down hate me downs. Yeah, he's the middle.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yet he's the middle, Chuck, I'm the eatest.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
We haven't started, strong, Matt, Thanks a lot, Matt.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Let's go to Stiff, Hi, Stiff, Hi, Steff, Hey, we're
going to bring it back with you. We're going to
get two out of three.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Would be on track, getting back on track, Stiff.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
How old are you? That's not my question, That's why
I know how old you are? Oh ah, pretty perfect, Stiff,
My question is perfect for you. Can you tell me,
and this is going to tell me a lot? What
was your first hotmail address?

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (24:11):
Oh, geez, I can't remember, but it was something stupid?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, something stupid? Yeah, yeah, vaguely? Do you remember any
of your hotmail addresses?

Speaker 10 (24:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Ask another question?

Speaker 9 (24:23):
No, I think it was just oh no, The one
I can remember was my name.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Okay, yeah, okay, so maybe you're responsible. Fine, Okay, what's yours?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
My question for you, Steff? I know they say they
don't have any, but would you say in your opinion.
You were your mum or your dad's favorite, Dad's hands down. Okay,
she was your dad's favorite. She was dad's favorite.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
So she's either the youngest or she's the only girl.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
She's not the middle because the middle is never the favorite.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You got a real chip on your shoulder. All middle
children is about you.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Don't get it. You're not the middle child.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, you're an attention seeking middle child. That's what you are.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yes, that's the whole point of this game. I guess
he's the eldest, eldest, eldest.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
No way, she's the eldest.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
No way.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I firmly disagree.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
You firmly disagree.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
She's either the youngest or the only girl.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh yeah, the only girl. Thing has thrown me because
then she's daddy's little girl. I reckon she's the eldest.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Fine, okay, I'll go with you. You've got a better
track record with me.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
I'll go with you.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
We're going with eldest.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
I'm the middle child girls, the middle of three girls,
and you reckon you're your dad's favorite. Oh, definitely.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
The other two are mums, right, So it's a pity.
It's a pity favorite from dad.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
He just took the lift.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Let's go to Tara. Hi Tara, Hi Tara.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
You're last chance. You are, You're our last resort.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Come on, we need to get one.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Tara, look at me. I know you can't see me,
but look at me right now and answer honestly. At Easter,
were you more likely to eat all of your Easter
eggs on the first day or were you the kind
of kid who would stretch them out and make them
last for as long as possible.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
The more, yeah, eat, the more.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, she's not the oldest. I can tell you that much.
I can't tell you youngest or middle, but I can
tell you she's not the oldest.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Tara. What kind of student were you at school? Would
you say you were like top marks, like middle of
the road, or like a naughty kid? No, middle of
the road, middle child. Yeah, I definitely used to eat
all of my eggs on the first day.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
It was a middle child. Gotta be middle middle that's
we got.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
We we've agreed, middle aged answer.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yes, that's right. Stuck at everyone else. Thank you, Tara, Thank.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
You, Tara.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Someone sputation this afternoon, pull out.

Speaker 10 (27:11):
My daughter's earing for a nipple game.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, yeah, no, this is more important. Okay, yeah, the
middle children, the nipple will wait.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Thus had to happen, Tara. We appreciate you coming through
with the goods in the end.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Good luck with good luck with the nipball game.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Than let us play Google down.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 10 (27:34):
Well?

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
It's time for Brillan Clint Google down Punk.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Each week we endeavor to find out who is the
fastest googler on the team, and you, guys play for
people listening. Fifty KC chicken dollars is up for grabs.
Everyone googling on their own devices this week. Indeed, it
feels fast today.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
Me.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
I feel slow, but you know I've surprised us in
the past.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Me, I'm feeling sharp as attack.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
That's so unusual that you're just insanely confident with confidence.
Did you cheat it again?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Are you cheating again?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Nod three times in a row, which is technically like one.
It's one period of cheating, but it was like a
year ago.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Let it go, right, guys, here's the rules of put
these questions into Google. I'm looking for the correct answer.
If you yell it out first, I'll give you a
point first to three points wins. Got it here?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
We go.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Question number one, who invented the toaster?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Allen McMaster's Charles P.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Streight. That is correct, Ella, thank you, it was Charles P.
Strit taken like your MoMA gave it to you.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I swear to God it was Ellen McMasters.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
But where did you get Ellen mcmas.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
He invented the electric toaster?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
I google a song called emotional roller Coaster.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
All right, one to Ella. Here we go. Question number two,
what is the most common birthday in the world? September night,
September ninth, Damn Claudia. She was quick on that one,
and it is September night, nine months after Christmas.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
What's the score at the moment?

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Do you do the math on that? The score at
the moment is one to Ella, one to Claudia.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
And how many of the clids?

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Okay, that's rude, so fun given in your head, man,
that's rude. Question. I haven't.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I haven't tried to attack you. And that's all you
try to do, Cloyd.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
You do that often, sit down, but you try auditioned
it out to be able to take it um. Question
number three, what.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Song starts starting my phone with black?

Speaker 5 (30:02):
That doesn't that's your fat.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
So you can carry on.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Question number three, what song was number one on the
charts on February twenty ninth, two thousand and four. Yeah
by Usher? Yeah, Hello feature, Clint, I hated you that one?

(30:26):
That's your favorite? Like favorite artist?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
I got the Usher one?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh that feels good?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Usher Yeah is correct, and Ella is heaving a blind up.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
That song's twenty years old?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Isn't that wild?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
That's wild?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Two to Ella, one to Claude. Clint yet to get
out of the block.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I might have to do some cheating.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Question number four, who was the first pick of the
nineteen eighty seven NBA draft?

Speaker 5 (30:55):
David Robinson.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Not even cheated?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Did you are you doing loyster text again? Claudia got in,
which means we're all tied up.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, I'm going to play for fun, but shame Clint.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Can play for fun. Ella's on too. Claudia is on two.
This is for the win? Where was the movie Castaway?
Mostly filmed?

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Y Ricky Fiji?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Ella, I'm gonna give it to us takes it out
in studying fashion.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
What a game, DNA. Congratulations, you correctly picked Ella as
the winner, and you've scored fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yay.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Awesome, Thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Nice work. We'll get it out to you.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I have one of those double downs, going to go
to Sean quickly who suggested I would win. Sean not
a single point on the table for me today.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
All right, the faith Sean has regrets. Can we do
it to my person as well?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Okay, fine, Dibby high as well.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
But we almost got there. We did a bitter than
clem and that's all that matters.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
No, no one remembers who did what if they didn't
come first, we both losers. Claudia, you and me are
the same.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
She came second, at least I'm not.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
She was a clear second to loser. Everyone strapping get
comfortable because I have I reckon one of the craziest
ghosting stories you'll ever hear. Sure ghosting the term when
do you reckon? The term ghosting was coined tens ish.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, I reckon once you started like dating apps, yeah,
or like meeting people online.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Ghosting referring to when you've been talking to someone, maybe
you've been out a couple of times, and then nothing nothing,
It all goes black, it goes cold, goes cold. This
story is wild. So there's a woman named Hayley. She
met the guy named Cody in Hawaii back in twenty
twenty two, and they hit it off immediately, and they

(33:03):
discovered that they actually lived just a mile apart back home,
so they instantly connected over that.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I feel like, yeah, you would whoa star Cross lovers said.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Wow, that's wild. So they instantly connected and they had
this like whirlwind romance for a number of weeks in Hawaii,
I believe. Yeah, after they spent several weeks together, Cody
suddenly stopped responding Hayley's messages. So he's ghosted it, Shelid eight. Well,

(33:40):
I think it was just it doesn't really say, but
it just says that they spent several weeks together and
then all of a sudden, nothing, just absolutely nothing, which
was really unusual because they obviously took a lot of
the time. She assumed that he had ghosted her, but
the truth was way more tragic. Cody had been in

(34:02):
an accident while riding a moped in Ibetha, Okay, and
suffered devastating injuries that left him in a coma.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Oh okay, good excuse.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
I was sorry. I didn't reply. I was in a coma. Yeah,
I mean checks out.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Would you believe it if someone takes you that No,
absolutely reply of missus six months later and they're like, sorry,
I didn't tax you back. I wasn't in a coma.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Haley kind of just assumed, Okay, that's it. He's not replying.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Obviously she doesn't know he's in a coma.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
No, she doesn't know anything about okay, right. She only
found out the truth about what happened when she stumbled
across a go Fundme page talking about Cody and his
accident and how they were raising money to help Cody.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Right, so she's gone, wait a second, I know that guy.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Unless she's really suspicious, and she's like, this guy's going
to extremely out. He set up his own gofer page
to pretend that he's in a Coma't me just say.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
You don't like me? So turns out, tell me you've
got a girlfriend. She's reached out eventually to Cody, but
because of his injuries, he had no memory of their meeting.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Right, okay, he came out of the coma.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
After he's come out of the coma, she's reached out,
wanting to reconnect with him. He doesn't remember her at all. However,
they kept talking and they managed to rekindle their romance
for a second time. Okay, she said, neither of us
because this is all on Instagram. People are getting this

(35:39):
all off Instagram. She said, neither of us expected it,
but feeling started to build. I joke, oh no, this
is him. I joke that she won me over for
a second time. Doctors were afraid that he wouldn't walk again,
and the injuries, you know, he would have all these
lasting injuries. Apparently him and Haley climbed a volcano in

(36:02):
Guatemala recently and he's still having problems. Obviously it was
like severe head injury. But they're still together now.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Cute, I mean rude that she made him climb a
volcano in Guatemala after he came out of a coma.
Maybe they could do something a little less intense.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
I think he wanted to. He wanted to. I think
he wanted to.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You could tell him anything, eh, if he believes that
you guys dated before the coma, you could tell him anything.
You could be like and you actually proposed to me
and we're engaged, and you said, I don't have the
ring yet, but I'm going to buy you a really
expensive ring.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
This was the ring you were going to buy. You
said we're going to get married.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
This was the Actually you don't have to do it,
but you said that you would.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
This is just because this is a true story. I've
been to the gofund me page. This is so similar
to Hey, producers have eight. I know Clint would have
never seen it, but have you guys seen a movie
that's got Channing Tatum Rachel McAdams and they're like lovers
and then they old in a car accident and she

(37:02):
loses her memory that what's it called? Hold on? Channing
Tatum and Rachel McAdams.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
They're like married or something, aren't Theywow, that's.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Literally that plot line of that movie.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
That's happened in real life. Is this the plotline the
fifty First Dates as well? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah, it wasn't that sit in Hawaii as well? That's
in Hawaii. Yeah. But but Adam Sandler in that movie
spoiler alert has to make Drew Barrymore fall in love
with him.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Every single day.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, which it sounds like a lot of words.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Someone else sticks and said, this is also the same
vibers while you were sleeping?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
What's while you were sleeping?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Must be another movie that just creepy. It wasn't sleeping,
I wasn't a coma.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I was literally in a going Oh it's got okay,
it's got Sandra Bullock in it.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
There you go. So we plot line.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
They've just recycled this plot line. Now, are you sure
that the story you told us is real.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
And not the plotline to a movie?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Well, hopefully, because I've donated to the Vowors based on
a true story. Wait, so this has happened before. It's unbelievable.
Did you have an absolute appearance based disaster before a
big event?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
You had to look your best. There was so much
pressure on this event and you did something or something
happened and it just ruined you.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
It was not good.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
These stories are so good.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
The stories are fantastic. Let's kick it off with this one.
I was asked to do a UNI campus video last minute,
when all the barbers had closed and my hair was
just not it. So I decided to do a diy
barber job and now my afro mohawk haunts me on
YouTube to this day. So good.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
It's good to hear from men having appearance based disasters,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, like this one. This one is wild. It says
I was a groomsman for my best friend's wedding. I
wanted to wax my nostrils myself, but I accidentally spilt
the wax on my top lip and well, I had
no choice but to pull it and had a bald
strip in my bed under my nostril. It was not
a good look in a reverse ter Oh, that's so bad.

(39:21):
Let's go to the phones and talk to Aurora. Aurora,
what was your.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Appearance based disaster before the big event?

Speaker 10 (39:27):
Hi? So I woke up on the morning of school
photo day with an indicted I gland oh no, no, yeah, yes,
and irigill, puffy and swollen, and I couldn't open it
very well. But it wasn't too big of adeo because
I talked to my best prince born because sometimes they

(39:48):
do catch up photo.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Days, okay, and he was like, damn, you need to
catch up photo day, yes.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Brother, ooh go home? Gross.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Thank Another eye one on the text machine. I got
my lashes done the day before my graduation. Gave me
horrific conjunctivitis. I could barely see properly and my eyes
were all red and weepy in all the photos conjunctividus
is the worst day, so goopy, it's so gooby. What
about a stye? And then you have to and then

(40:23):
people are like they look at your eye and you
have to go, oh, it's just stop to store to stop.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
And someone's like, put you right on it. And then
someone's like ruber brass coin on it, Like what.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Does it even mean? Like why is it called a stye?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Is he's here?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
He hi? Is he?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
He? You going?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
What happened.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
About four days before I was going to be a
bridesmaid and queens and I actually got bitten while working.
I got bitten by a white tail on the.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Night of my nose, on.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
The side of my nose. Yeah, And that resulted and
the trips to doctors the day before and then the
of my face started swelling so much. I ended up
in hospital for four days.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Oh my god, how did you look at the photos?

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Is he?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
I had a very wonky face.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
It's very photoshop you or anything like that. Give you
a what did the bride say when she saw you?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Is he?

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
She was lovely, like stylistic photos where you were like
peeking out from behind the bouquet or something. Like that.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
I'm trying to I'm just trying to hide the lift
face and all the.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Get my good side, which one the one that hasn't
been bitten by a white tail spider?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Can we do maybe do a photo where the ladies
stand on their left side and the.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
How about this fake tenning bad match? As I'm white
and they made me look like Bobby Brown.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I was the maid of honor.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
All the photos are next to her white dress and
her white ass. I'm the chocolate girl with red hair.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Oh no, I had one of these. I had one
of these disasters. It was a Celebrity Treasure Island premiere night.
Claudia and Ella were there, and I decided I'd do
my own fake tan and I got this one because
I just had to get whatever. And I've fake tanned
my hands. You should see me in the photos, like

(42:22):
I just look horrendous.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
You look like you've been marooned on Celebrity Treasure Island.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Sunscreen and like the flash on the car, it was
just not good.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Let's get one more from Tia Hi, tia Hi, tiya Hi.
What was your appearance disaster on the big occasion?

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I got a facial the day before my skill ball
and I couldn't go because my face filled up too
much and I couldn't see.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
It was so bad that you missed the ball? Yeah,
oh you had that bad of a reaction. Yeah, oh
you poor thing that suck. Can you laugh about it
now though?

Speaker 8 (42:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yes, Did you ever go back and get the same facial? Oh?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
God no, I never got one cent?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Did you do any ball dress?

Speaker 4 (43:02):
I had to sell it to a free yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh no, t that.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
What about your date? Did you have a date for
the ball?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
No? We were going as like a group with.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Thank goodness, yeah, thank goodness. Oh, your poor thing, your
poor dates there by himself. He's like, mom my date's
got a fat face, so you can't come to the ball.
Oh we can laugh about it now. We can laugh
about it now, Blessure. Here we go, Brenton, Clint, thanks
for your stories. They're great. We're going to do your

(43:32):
birthday banger next, the number one song the day that
you turned sixteen.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
If you want to know yours, give us a call
right now. Oh eight hundred dials at him a bloody
love the song.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Free and Clintlin.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Birthday all right, we do love it. Birthday Bang of
Time where we do your birthday bangers.

Speaker 10 (43:52):
I e.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
The number one song when you turn sixteen.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Amy's up first, cuder, Amy, Amy?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Has your week been so far?

Speaker 7 (44:01):
You have field?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Were all long long?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Really it's meant to be a short week. I know.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah, can still drag. That's okay, let's bring it up.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Amy. Do you have kids?

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
There's the key element. Hey, Amy, what is your birthday?

Speaker 7 (44:18):
May twenty ninth of the ninth thirty five?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
All right? That means you were sixteen in two thousand
and one, Amy, and on your sixteenth this was at
the top.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh my god, she's having a bit of a resurgence.
Nellie Potato she is you.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Are Nellie Potato fair and Amy.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yep, she's just done one of those NPR Tony disk performances.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
She looks like she hasn't aged a day. She looks unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
That's a good one. Okay, wait there, Amy, We're going
to do a bit there banging for Jamie.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Jamie, Hi, Jamie. Hey God, good mate. You're on your
way home from work.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Yeah, look on the cantembory and enjoying an evening drive
home in Auckland traffic.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I'm here anyway? Is it reminding you why you don't
live here.

Speaker 9 (45:10):
Absolutely so.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
You know you take the winds.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Legs around about most of the time in your car
when you really think about today. Don't add up, don't
add up the hours. Hey, Jamie, what is your birthday? Mate?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Eighteenth of October nineteen eighty one?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
All right, that means you were sixteen and nineteen ninety seven.
Let me take you back to your sixteenth with this one.
It's an absolute ripper from the Spice Girls. Please tell
me you like the Spice Girls, Jamie.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I'm happy to be a closet Spice Girl fan.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yes, Gil power A Jamie, absolutely good man.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
We like it.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
We like it one more. Bet they beanger for Brian
kid Brian, Brian, were good mate?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
How are you Brian?

Speaker 9 (46:04):
Longtime listeners?

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Second?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Do I sense a bit of luck of the Irish?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Lovely accent? We always welcome it here on the show, but.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I hear heavy lashing of Irish in there. We're amazing from.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I'm from West me the Midlands of Ireland.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
And we're good to him on the show.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Brian.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Hey, Brian, Oh cool, Brian, you know your accent sixty?

Speaker 10 (46:32):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
You're welcome. Hey, we'll move on a long What is
your birthday? Brian?

Speaker 9 (46:37):
At the marriage ninety?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I could just listen to it all day. You're sixteen,
Brian in two thousand and six, and on your sixteenth birthday,
this was number one. All right, it's a it's a
ripper to go with the accent, Brian. Yeah, he's got
a great accent.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Sean Paul, you can you went into it.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Then go off at the Mount Melick, wouldn't it?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Good man? Wait there, We're.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Gonna choose between Nelly Potato, Spice Skills, and Sean Paul.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Three great ones today.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I was going to vote for Nelly Potato, but I
kind of want to hear Brian's exit one more time,
so I'm going to vote for Shan Paul.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Yeah, I kind of want to go for my closeted
spice Skirl Finn. Okay, Jamie, spice up your life spice
girls for me.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Claudia deciding vote all three on the table. What's it
going to be?

Speaker 5 (47:36):
For exactly the same reason as Clint.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I want to hear of from Brian.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
We're going Sean Paul.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
How's about it? Brian, You're the winner of birthday.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah, Brian, can you introduce the song for us? Say
this is Temperature Sean Paul.

Speaker 9 (47:49):
On's it him getting this is you listen to?

Speaker 3 (47:57):
He's going to take a job. He's bloody brilliant. Look
at it, Brian, cheers.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Mate, what do you see, Brian? She's a birthday banger
from two thousand and sex onns it in Brian Clint,
o my God under way at a time, Brian Clinton, And.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
You can be a mom.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
That one's in, Brian Clinton. That's Sean paul and Temperature
the winner of birthday banging today for Brian from the
year two thousand and sex how good.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Someone texted through and they said, Brie, you have to
find out if Brian Byron the Irish Man is single.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Oh, I should asked Brian if he still listening?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Are you single?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah? Nine sex nine sexus a.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Text so people want to know, Hey, oh.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Brian treating me like a piece of meat, aren't we?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
He loved it. He was living for it. Yeah, he's
living for it.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, Brian Clint.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
The night is the night.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
It is the forty three million dollar lotto drawer. It's
not a must wind draw It gets so high and
they go they to force the result. It's not one
of those.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
How do they force the result?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
If there's nobody who gets Division one, the prize rolls
down to division two and it gets split by everybody
who wins Division two. Like to put it into perspective,
the highest ever lotto jackpot in New Zealand is fifty
million dollars, right, and it had to go Nobody got it,
so it rolled down to division two and ten people

(49:24):
got it.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
It's not too bad, ten.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I think it's a great way to do it. Yeah,
instead of one person getting fifty million dollars ruin their life,
ten people got five million dollars. It's great, great way
to do it.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I mean, they wouldn't have seen it that way, or.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
They only got second division so they weren't expecting the
whole lot.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Well that's true.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
They would have been expecting a couple of one hundred
thousand dollars, so they got way less, way less. Anyway,
that's not going to happen tonight because one person is
going to win the forty three million dollars. Is it
going to be me? Probably? But it could also be you,
I me, Are.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
You talking to me? You were saying me as in
you as in me.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
When I would I'd like it to go to someone
that I knew and me sure that could be you?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Are you? Are you saying that because you'd hope that
I would give you some We've.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Got a packed already.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Oh we do. I mean we do have a packed,
a syndicate with syndicate running kind of.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
We all have a ticket and if one of us wins,
we give each of the other members of the brand
Clint Show one hundred thousand dollars cash. Yeah, right, right,
buying here, four person handshake, Yes, okay, yeah, yeah. I
was reading today a financial advisor has offered some advice
to people. In case you are the winner.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
It'll be some boring advice.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
The advice starts with money does not bring you happiness, which.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Had always they always do me. That is true.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
No, it's not true. That's what someone who has plenty
of money would say. Okay, money, If you can't, don't
know that.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
If you do, you do.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
If you can't find a way to be happy with
forty three million dollars in your bank account, you will
never be happy. You will never be happy. You have
a deep sea It doesn't happiness and happiness.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Doesn't happiness come from within, doesn't come from materialistic things? Yeah? Ok,
I mean materialistic things would be nice, But I mean,
doesn't the happiness come from your soul?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
One of the songs say money can't buy me happiness,
But I sure I am happy when I can buy
what I want.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah, you know, yeah, I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. This is important because someone listening
to this show tonight, if you've got your ticket, is
going to win the forty three million dollars. Jeff Matthews
told the hero that people should put the money in
a six month term deposit until you decide what you
really want to do it, so that you can't touch it,
all of it, all of it for the first six months.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Yeah, and then that means I have to go back.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
To work, even though you know you've got check over here.
He suggested building a team around you that will act
as a sounding board for whatever crazy ideas you might
come up with to do with the money. What's this
guy's name, Jeff Matthews.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Jeff Matthews. Can I ask you a question? What if
I do put the forty three mil in to a
six month long term deposit?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (52:02):
What if I die, oh, grim, Well yeah, I'm just
saying sure. I'm just saying sure. Yeah, yeah, no day
is guaranteed. What if yeah, I die a good point
three weeks in.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
It's a good point. I can't continue, Jeff, I never
get to have any fun.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Who's on your team of people on your sounding board
for your crazy money ideas?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh, my dad, your dad, my dad, my mom, your mum,
and well probably someone who Oh yeah, Claudia, she's pretty,
she's pretty smart.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Well not your partner. Okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I should be making just as bad decisions as me.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
He said that, just tread carefully. If you win the
forty three million dollars, he said that amount of money
can be quite life changing, but for someone with no
experience with big money, it can be the kiss of death.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Jeff, let me explain to you how winning heaps of
money will not change me. And I will be incredibly
smart with it, and I will buy all of the
lavish things and then put half of it into a
long term deposit.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Right, it's a win win Foreverite, So you will spend
twenty one and a half million dollars and still be
the same person.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Yeah, I think so. Because I for me personally, I
think I would just buy my friends and family a
lot of stuff. Yeah, and that's that's still spending it. Yeah,
but I think it's still staying true to who I am.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, what would you do?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Buy lots of cars?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well, I won't be here tomorrow, put it that way.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Will you be here the next day? No, the day
after that? Oh see how much I miss it? And
then I'll see if you guys.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Will help me back.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Fair enough, free Clint.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
And that's us. We've got to get out of here
because I assume, I mean I shouldn't assume, but I
assume Bree's got a fake tan to put on that
is correct for our awards that we're going to tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I got banned from the fake tan plays after I
showed my brown eyed last time.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I went it bent over and brown eyed them.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah I'm wearing. You're like, ten, this it's brown enough?
Shut shut? Is it?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
What shade would you like? And you said, oh, that's
brown because.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
You've got a good looking brown eye. Come on, let's
have a look at your brown eye.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Even you never seen mine?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Do you mean you've never seen it? Have you seen yours?
Who hasn't had a lock. How well, remember that time
I had to have a look because I was shaving
my downstairs near the regions because I was going to
get it.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
But I have to have a look and want to
have a look a very different thing.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Yeah, well, I slept and cut my cut my brown eye,
so I needed to have a look at the.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Dam cut it open.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I looked at it before that though.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Really I'm curious.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
We're hoping that you had a cute one.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah, I was pretty disappointed. Can you go have a
look at yours tonight?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
My wife's I'd hate for her to walk in on
me looking at my own.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
It's a very compromising.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Decision, isn't it, And she's like, what are you doing?
I was like, it's for the radio. She'd be like,
that's worse.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
I can't think of many worse positions to be caught in.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Do you ever look at it for me?

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I'm good? Ah No, See that's.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Karma begged into the microphone. That's a sign that we
shouldn't do.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
You know, you look at it tonight and you will
port back tell us if it's brown, pink or like
a weird gray? What do you girls think. I think
it's one hundred percent. Our head's like nearly black.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Okay, my
face is up here. Okay, don't lie.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
You're gonna go.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Look. I'll put a photo of it on our private
Facebook page. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch
you back tomorrow. The show God.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
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Speaker 2 (56:05):
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