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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi, everybody, Welcome to the Brian Clan after Party, where
if this podcast wants to make any traction, if it
wants to make any headwave, if it wants to go anywhere,
we got to start getting controversial.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Okay, how are we going to do that?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We either got to start having some hot takes, controversial
hot takes, like we just start coming for certain members
of the community, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Or should we target I don't know. We can brainst
on that.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
But you want to go for a minority, But you
want to go for one that enough people in the majority.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Care about already no care about.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I think, Oh, because you want to make waves.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I see what you're saying, so that there's enough groundswell
that people go.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Can you if and believe what.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
They said on that podcast? Yeah? Right? Or we've got
to start doing controversial things.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Like illegal getting naked in public, risky?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, smoke a little some song?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah? Should we do way we were? Should we? Should
we do the pot pod once a year?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You wanted to do this for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, I really wanted to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
When we went to La my God and either take
edibles or smoke pot and then do a podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I think it is so interesting. It'd be so interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And we came close in the Chloe Swarbrick referendum where
right everyone was going to be legalized. We were going
to do it, and then forty to fifty one percent we.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Thanks guys. What was the percentages again?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Forty nine to fifty one?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Was it that close?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Insane?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Woll If anything goes forty nine to fifty one, it
should be a redraw.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I think so too.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's too close. Did they recount to make sure it
was exactly there? They recount?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You know, I can get I can get a weed
vape like that if I want.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
To brag how because because of.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
My ADHD dog, I can go onto this website in
New Zealand. It's a New Zealand thing, and I go
onto this website and have an assessment done like over
zoom with like a doctor, and they talked to me
about well, to be honest, I can get it for
a few things. I've got endometriosis, which I can get
it for. I've got ADHD, which I can get it for.
(02:18):
I've got anxiety, which I can get it for. Those
things that those three things and then anyway they.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Assiss you like you're a basket case.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I know. That's why I need it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We should be speaking minorities, we should be targeting.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'm happy to be targeted, so everyone wins. Anyway, have
the meeting, and then they literally send.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It to me in the mail.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Wow. I saw someone at the radio awards with one.
I wonder if that's how they got it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Probably what do you know, audio know, do you know
if they've got endometriosis or was it a man?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, it was a woman, okay, anxiety, so probably.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Anxiety, yeah, adhd okay, Yeah, well that's how they probably
got it then, and it's legal.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's all legal, legit.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, yeah, yes, same. I gotta get some disorders so
I can get.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, same same. Do you want me to punch you
in the shins to get shin splints?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
My poor friend head there.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I thought say something like you're going to be a
small dicka Titus.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I was feeling nice. I'm just kicking in you. Guys
ever had she splints? Fuck? It's painful, right.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And my friend in high school got it from playing
hockey and thought shin splints were a mess and that and.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
She was like, oh, shin splints.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I was like, yeah, whatever, and so I touched your
shins all the time and she got out and I
just thought she was joking.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Turns out she wasn't so painful. That's just being a bully.
Fucking pain It's freaking painful. It is. It is a
legit a real thing. Well that sounds silly.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Sorry, I got it really bad after doing that fifty
kilometer walk last year.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, ship, I had shin splints for like a month.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
That small amount of running that I did at the
start of this year has destroyed one of my knees.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's so bad for you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I can't walk a decent amount anymore. Before that and
I was like a runner.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now running is horrible for you.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I've been saying this.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'm ricked, and I've got I invested so heavily. I've
got like five pairs of running shoes, so many road
shoes on road shoes use them for brisk walks. I
need to Maybe it'll take.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Twice as long to wear them out to get those
shape up ones.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
If you can think of the minority we should target,
I already know, but I don't want to get canced.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Gen Z's there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You kind of target.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I think we all need a band Together's low hanging fruit.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
The gen xes, gen alphaps, not.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
As many of them.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Children.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Children don't say we targeted band.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
We target Alison. She knows the minority. What no, I
tell us she doesn't want to get kids. Keep it?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Are you going to say vegans you have to be
I'll beep it. Get on your mic and I'll beep it.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'm scared to say this on you.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, you're going to say the gays, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh my god, there's no bad ideas in a brainstorm. Ella,
just say it. Just say it. Okay, he's so homophobe.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm behind the scenes, one of the most homophobes I've
ever met.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So I'm watching a Lord of the Rings and I
find very interesting. Okay, don't beat that.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Cornea beep that. What's the interesting part? I just like attractive.
So we drove past someone and I just are you attractive?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But the alright, this is becoming unbepable. The more detail
you go into, the harder it is to beat. Just
people that just beat the keywords and then we'll just
stop talking about it.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
The wrong with you? You're you and you're a part
of the woke generation. We're all millennials over here. Stop question.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I know, but you wanted to target them.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Do you know it wasn't coming from a bad place.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Did you want to like no, negatively, like no, I
don't want.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
To positively, I have questions.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I want to know what. Yeah, stop saying it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I think the Veronicas might be.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Stop saying it. Yeah, we can't beat any more of
us anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You go, la la la la, la la la la.
Maybe you've met the Veronicas.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's fine. I thought she was going to say that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh yeah, see, that would have been I'm not beeping
that one. You have to leave that one in. That
one was fine, Alice, it was much.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No idea is a bad idea in a brainstorm. This
is just hypothetical. And this is only if. This is
only if we want our podcast to pop.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Okay, okay, I need to tear people down. I just
think would quotable moments, and those moments are so.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Someone to end the podcast say something totally outgeous all
the time, just off you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh yeah, okay, gluten intolerance isn't real. You're just looking
for attention.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Same with like close intolerant, and I am one, you know,
one actually ships them.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I'm very I mean, I have and I'm a very
tolerant person, but I cannot tolerate that you want to.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
It was smart to pick on a group that are
already weak. Don't delete everything.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
On instance Facebook and live weekdays for three
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Did him