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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ziti In podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hey, and welcome to the Brinklin after Party. What's everyone
doing for Matariki this long weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Working?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Are you working on a holiday working? How are you
going to celebrate Matariki in your own way?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Go out and have a drink under the stars. No
on Friday night?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
There you go? What about you not working?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Lucky?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No? Well, actually I don't know that yet, but things changed.
Just taking it easy?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I love taking it easy weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Claudia, your young world and free. What are you doing
for Matarriki?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm going to a hemisphere that I assume you can't see, Matich.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're going to be in summer's jealous.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
It's a heat wave though it's forty degrees.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Are you worried that you're all pasty and yuck?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes, I'm going to get burnt as a crisp and
then I'm going to get all young.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You're going to want to wear like shorts and tops
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
And everyone's gonna be like, I really.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I'm really worried that I will be rejected from being
let into Greece. When they see our past, they'll be like,
I'm sorry, we've rejected your visa.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Do you want Italian?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I thought you want to half Italian. You need to
go back.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Give this someone an iron transfusion.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Cord and I are very similar in that way. Yeah
we are pasty. Who's who's pastier me or Claudia me?
At the moment, I think you're pretty pasty too.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, show me show me your legs.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, no, not at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Things that don't see the sun.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Les pretty much.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We can't give me light of those led lights for
our videos.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I can't tell where your suck stats.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
And you're like, you know, my hair gives me.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Your hair gives you an unrealised give.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Your he gives you a decent manner to Cord.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You're pretty white too, Hell what about you?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I got here legs?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What I thought we were looking their legs?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, I don't know. I've got to the beach.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What beach we're boring?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Did you guys check out my last year? Did you
look at the stars?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Cool? I didn't expand on that I did.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I definitely definitely did.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I made a video of the stars last year.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I don't remember what I did, like I can't remember
what I did yesterday.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And we woke up early to find them. It was lovely.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh that's cute. Where where were you camping?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
In Northland? On an avocado orchard?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's right?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
A bus, Yeah, on a bus. Yeah, good times. Can't
even see them from the northern hemisphere.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The stars, stars, universe?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Are we in?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Which galaxy?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Universe?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
We're in the known New Verse?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What? What universe?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Though?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The Milky Way?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, that's the galaxy that we're in.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Isn't that the same thing?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
The universe is full of infinite an infinite number of
different galaxies.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What universe is.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Not trying to comprehend.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Earth is in the second largest galaxy of the local group,
a galaxy called the Milky Way.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Are you trying to prove a point?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I'm just reading it? Do you what I what I've got?
The Milky Way is a large spiral galaxy. Earth is
located in one of the spiral arms of the Milky Way,
which lies about two thirds of the way from the
center of the galaxy, the Oreon Arm.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It's not man explaining because Cordias did it at the
same time as me. That's what you need to do this.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Weekend that you need to go to the find the
cluster and then find Orion's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Belt, Ryan, it's spelt orion so and then it's I
didn't need this today.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Nobody needs this. Why do we even do this? Why
do we do this? Why do we do this?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'm here for space and we've got space.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, all right, here's a game. Here's a game. This
is the last bit. Then we can go right.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
The game is just before we do it. Do people
enjoy listening to podcasts where the hosts are like forcing
themselves to podcast I need to see some stats on
what kind of podcast people enjoying up. That's one of them.
Like when you there's in the podcast you're like, funk,
I love the bo where they don't want to.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I say, I say, for tomorrow's podcast, I've got a
great idea.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I say, we waterboard Clint.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Yeah, escalated, but yeah, sure that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I've always watered.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
To waterboard random but sure would you be up for
being waterboard?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Of course, for people don't know what water boarding is,
it's a form of torture where we will lay Clint down.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's like I'm drowning and it's like sometimes I don't drown, No,
we won't drown, but it'll just be you know, safe.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We'll just give you.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I won't be able to use the safeword because I'll
be fucking drowning.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Will only water board you a little bit today and
gave it today.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Everyone needs to say a space fact, but you can't
use Google.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Mercury is the closest planet to the side.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We don't know because I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hanging, but yeah, sure one than Claudia.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
The Sun was made over millions and millions of years.
Was like ball not balls, yes, guess and bibles. I
read that the other day.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It was it was actually science. It was like, why
do you even get me involved?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Guys, I'm trying to believe what I said.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'm going to go back to work.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, sweet, I've got one.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Did you know? This is fact?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And I don't know the exact details, but the general
gist is there when the first woman.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
The key bout of when the first.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
When the first Roman went to space, NASA decided to
send about I think it was something ridiculous like five thousand.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You've exaggerated it. I think it was one hundred, one
hundred or one hundred and fifty. Yeah, you can google it.
I've got something to say, the woman.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
The planet Uranus as the only planet in our galaxy
with vertical rings.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Damn, you can come look at my ring if you want.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Already done that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, but she's allowed because she was wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
She's checking herself. This is your second fact chicking of
yourself in one podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Okay, So the first time NASA sent a woman into space,
she went for a week, and they sent her with
a hundred tampons, one hundred, one hundred, one hundred tampons
for a week.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
She should not say anything and just pocket them like you.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's my favorite part. It was actually six days. It
wasn't even a week.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Was it even on her period?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
OA, Because I'm like, that sounds fine. I don't know
what do you mean? That sounds what she was? You
wouldn't wanted to run out, You wanted to have more
than less.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
How many tampons do you think we're using? Like, no,
let's actually talk about this. How many tampons do you
think a woman would use for one period?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Five or six a day?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh no, no, if you had a raging flow, yes,
how many years?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Hold on, Because women.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Always I've seen women post the spect before, and they're like,
men are so dumb. I'm like, sounds fine.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Let's say I mean I'll do the average amount for
an average period, so then we're not going like extreme
or like not much. Okay, so let's say, okay, I'm
going to be a little bit more generous. Yeah, i'd
say for a period, you'd use like fifteen for one period?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh really, I would say twenty?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
What I that's that's me, that's me using periods.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Period shame, Cord.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm not period shaming.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's many.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Using three tampons a day for five days, it's fifteen.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
If I was doing four a day for five days,
it's twenty.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're doing four.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But here's the variable that
we don't know what a woman up until that point,
a woman had never had a period in space before.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's not going to mean she needs one hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You don't know what brevity will do to that flow.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, what would happen if period? Blood days?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Blood?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Does it fall? No?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Move like you actually don't release that much blood. It's
actually hardly anything.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I can't believe we.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Found out my favorite and I just want to stand
and salute that woman. For services.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
My favorite part period about that story. My favorite part
about that story is that the people did that right,
figured out how to send people to the fucking moon. Right,
They're that smart.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
These are some of the smartest people on planet Earth.
They said, a woman with one hundred tempon.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
And thank you. You've actually just reminded me of my
space fact. What's yours with that, and you're talking about
is incredibly intelligent people who couldn't figure out what to
do there. My space factor is during the space race
between the Americans and the Russians in the nineteen sixties,
the American NASA needed to find a way to make
(10:36):
pins work in space. Because a ballpoint pin works by
gravity pushing the ink inside there, it needs gravity to
be down on the ball so that it comes out
the bottom. So they had to find a way that
a pin would be able to pump the ink down
because gravity wouldn't let the ink come down to the
pin would work. So they spent tens of thousands of
(10:56):
dollars coming up with a pin that would work in space,
and the Rusians took pencils. Isn't that incredible?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
That's quite funny?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
God, should we just save time. Should we just take
a pencil, Yeah, yeah, maybe let's go. I mean still
didn't get them to the moon first, did it?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah? How many pencils do we need? If one of
the check astro period A hundred, a hundred, just give
her a hundred and then we don't have to ask
her about the period and.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Then she doesn't have to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Don't talk to us about it when when we're up.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
In period and we don't need to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
With her, guys, I don't think I need yall gross,
She wasn't even an astronaut. She was just a woman
at NASA that started talking about her period. So they
shot her into space and don't have to hear about the.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Shotow full of one hundred temples. That should do it?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Does?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I think?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I think that'll do it?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And you guys didn't want to do this podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It's one small step.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
For man, one giant period for woman. Code Guys. Tomorrow
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