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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Ziti in podcast Network after part.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi, everybody, welcome to the Brinklin after Party, where today
we are the von Trapp children and Claudia is mother.
The guests at the party.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
They call her her mother.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So long, farewell our fitters, and goodbye. I head to
leave and something something something.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You can tell the straits in the group.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I was doing a sound of music, Joe, No, we
know what you're doing. I've never seen Then you gated up.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Classic you always walking here and things gay?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The place up nice. Claudia is leaving tomorrow. She's going
to the Americas for how long?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Three weeks?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
One month?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Four weeks?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hold up?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
How t if does a person get a month off?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
So what you do is you apply for it the
year before and get it rejected, and then you guilt.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
For I remember your trip got rejected, which I would
not stand for that either.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What was the trip that got rejected? This same same.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Same, same, same same premise. Ye, I thought you might
have increased it gone. Remember you didn't let me go
for three weeks. Now I'm going for a month.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And I'm going for three months now. It's just it
was exact same thing. It was just bad timing.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Because like six other people around the station, it also
applied for leave, and he was just like, I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Good to know what you are in the picking order,
though I know number six because you're more important.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Didn't you get allowed on the trip?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, that's when I was casual. So they're like, yeah,
sure on this show. And then I got this job,
but I'd already been signed off. So I was like, so,
I've just made myself too valuable.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That's the problem. It's always been my problem.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
What are we going to do without it?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Valuable?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yes, I've been in for me.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
My wife, I need to get out of here for
a month, babe. And she's like, you're just too valuable
around here. It's just too valuable to us.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I believe you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, that sounds like something she would have said.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I believe me too.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Who is the most valuable valuable person in your relationship?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
My wife? She literally made the children that we have.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh, take that out of take that out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well, okay, let's forget about the miracle of childbirth. My wife.
She knows how to work all the food.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Didn't you like dig a trench or something?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
She started change.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I just no but that's not in her. She knows,
she knows people that can start a.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Chainsaw that's fair, can outsource it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, that's to motto. She's like, I don't need to
do the things that I can outsource.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Does she know how to change a tire?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Look?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Why are you trying to do this to me?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Do you know how to change it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, can you teach me?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Sure, I'll teach you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'll teach you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I love to learn, genuinely.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
She goes. She literally asked me, Okay, yeah, why do
you ask him and not us?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I reckon cloud and I could beat you in a
tire changing race.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Tire changing race.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
We challenge you to a tire changing race? Do you
accept this jewel?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It was you not figured out that I am a
nerd yet?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I mean, yeah, dragon Balls one.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Dragon ball Z, Pokemon watching, but yeah I did play.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I didn't even know what a blue eyes white dragon was?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes, but is nowhere near as fucking cool as Pokemon?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
How much spending money do you need to spend a
month traveling around America?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
More than I have?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Okay, the first two weeks were house sitting, so we're
covered for like dream yeah, and they were so nice.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
They were like, cool, we'll stop the pantry for you.
We'll do all these things.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
So have I told you who I house set for
when Lucy and I spent a week in New York.
Oh sick, No, Jack tame, Yeah, well he did. He
was the US correspondent for One News back then. And
I said, because I went to badcasting school with Jack.
And I said, oh, we're coming over. Do you want
to catch up and go for a coffee while we're there?
(04:19):
And he goes, I can't, but I can do you
better than that. You can have my apartment.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh my god, it's so cooled for a week.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Where was it a Spanish Harlem, which is just on
the top edge of it? Sounds pretty ghoddo, but it's not.
It's on the top edge. If you think of Central
Park as a rectangle, it was on that. Yeah, it
was on that top edge of Central Park. It was
an incredible spot.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's so cool. I don't think I'm going to leave
at a place like that. I think it's just going
to be a house in the burbs.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I keep getting jealous that you're about to go away
on a really fun holiday around America and then I remember,
I'm going to great soon.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I love.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I've never been to Greece, so I'm very excited.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You can live your mum and mere fantasy.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, I haven't seen momma man. What I don't like musicals?
I haven't seen. Well, I kind of watched the first one.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I just sung a bit from Bringing On and you
liked that.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But yeah, but I'm Bringing On isn't a musical, but
it has songs in it. Guys, I'm going to come
back so tan. I'm going to be on sailing around
on a yacht for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh that sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Are you going to ignore your own advice and put
your face in the sun.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, I'm not putting my face in the side.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I just burned the body.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No. I wear sunscreen, but just a good amount. Like
I'm not going to get sun burnt.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You can topless sunbathe than Europe. It's very normal.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I don't know if I want to do in front of.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
The people that you're with, it's very normal.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I would love to do that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, I'm going and my partner's mom's going to be there,
so she will. I don't know if I want to
get my cheosies out, and she might. I mean, if
there was a part of my body that I was
going to get out, it would be my choosies, because
I've got good ones. But you know, like if I
had to pick, like I would, that would be my
first choice.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well that's all I was suggesting that you get out, So.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, hit my bum out.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, my foof.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
God. Imagine getting your privates out and putting it in
the sun.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It would get burnt to a crest, burnt labia.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It would be like a burnt dorito, hot burnt.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I have a friend who got second degree burns on her.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Breasts barley from the sun.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
From the sun. Yeah, she had to she had to
have her breasts and she didn't even she wore a bikini.
It was just sort of the cleavage area and she
had to have her full chest bandage.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It makes me feel sick.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It was so bad. It was so bad.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
It makes me feel some sunscreen on the way home,
just case, I'm gonna put sunscreen on.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
To your worst places you can get burnt and to
put in the sun are your face and neck and
your chest because you will get old person chest. You
you all know, cancer, you all know, Yeah, I mean yes,
but that's what that's what.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Old chest a fate worse than cancer.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No better. They go hand in hands, they go hand
in hand. Don't put your face in the sun.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Or your chest or your choosies, but put your face
in someone's chest.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's okay. Protection, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Nothing will see the sun.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Is it a sailboat or a motor boat.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
She's got about corrockage. He's got about fourteen double D
horse power.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Enjoy your trip. Colaudia will mess you while you're gone.
Come back so people want to follow you in such
a long time Instagram account? Will you be updating? You've
got to.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Produce a claude the other one's private.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Producer if you'd like to what's on the private one taste?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Will your dog be posting from America as well?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
He's not coming, so probably not.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Who's he saying with you?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
My partner's parents ship?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I was, I hope it's not me.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm dropping off at yours tomorrow. Fuck Merrill agreed to it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
She of course she can free loader.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I'm biding it out of here. Ella has to have
tired changing lessons from three people now because when the
audio have to be involved as well.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Twenty twenty four. Girls can change your time to do
anything alone. Are the waremen and your haird mad, your
hands up and.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Have to home.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That was the most budget, destiny child sounding thing ever.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
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