ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th June 2024

• Who is filling in for Producer Claudia?
• What famous person was on your flight?
•  SHOCKING SPEECHES
• We throw something at Bree heheh

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
What's going on, everybody? I was expecting our pump and
hard drummond bass intro, but then I realized, it's not
Friday today. It's pretty much Friday, I know, but it's not. Okay,
I'm in a Friday mood. Me too, freaking Thursday, but
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(00:41):
four o'clock. But first we have to welcome back a
friendly face to The Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Here's someone who has left and they always come crawl back.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Welcome back to the show, producer, Ellie. Hello, it's good
to be back. Wait, come here, nothing nothing's changed. Was
that on purpose? You would trying to meet me?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Were you?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
There's a level of expected competence on this show now, okay,
so we need you to it. Yeah, she is Web
standards guys, Claudia's gone to America for a month, so
Ellie's back producing the brand Clint Show alongside our It's.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
So awesome to have you back. Does it feel like
you never never left? It really doesn't sit you, guys
Asian about four years.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Excuse you, so of you fair enough. I blame COVID.
I did lockdown with Brie so they would age anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I blame COVID and gravity because my Chris.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Is a way lower.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's gravity. It's just common sense. It's science, is what
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Anyway, great to have Ellie back. She's answering the phones
if you want to piss to her and call her
and chat to her. One hundred dollars in.

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Speaker 2 (01:53):
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Speaker 1 (02:05):
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Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's worth one hundred and forty three bucks. That's where
you can win today, along with fifty dollars cash. Our
lady is calling from Tarmaki, Makoto. She is fifty one
years old and she still gets id'd Welcome to the show, Kara,
Hi Kara.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Hello. First of all, congratulations, congratulations. Second of all, what's
your secret?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Absolutely fifty?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hear you, Kara.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I've been trying to tell these young gen zas in
the office put the sunscreen on every day.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I got id at the rugby on the weekend and
I told my wife about it, and she goes, yeah,
they would have been choking. Excuse me, you can you
just be happy for me for a second. She say, oh, yeah, sure,
but they would have been joking. So brutal you're taking
on our trading today. They are from Christos, They are
twenty two years old, and they shook hands with the
Chinese president. Did you really welcome to the show, Harry,

(03:09):
Hi Harry.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Was it a firm handshake or a bit of a
soft handshake? Was only twelve?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's hard to say. I hope you dominated in that handshake.
It was firm from you and soft from them. It's
like a good grab from you, Harry, not Harry, the
twelve year old meeting the Chinese president. What a what
an underage diplomat? Yeah? What a flex Harry. Your bother
as Trady carry your lady and the first of you
to three correct answers gets the prize. Good luck, here

(03:37):
we go.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Question number one, Which of the following is not normally
an ingredient in beer? Yeast, hops, nuts, or grains?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Harry nuts.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
He was quick on that one, and he's correct. No nuts,
No nuts, hold the nuts.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
More hops. One of the trades.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Question number two, what does the movie rating R stand for?
Harry in quickly restricted? Oh you've snuck into a few
of those back in the day, haven't you, Harry?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, I knew you had you cheeky wee boy.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right, that's two to the trades, and Carra, you
need this one to stay in it my love. Question
number three, buzz in when you can tell me who
sings this song?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Harry? Harry, Carra. He was all over you like a rash,
he was. Yeah, you caught Harry. What time did you
go to bid last night?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh? Well it was State of Origin game two. Don't
want to talk about it. Don't ask me about the score.
But so I did go to bed at like one one. Well,
I was out at a bar watching it and then
I got home and then I was faffing around having
a shower.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
One on a Wednesday night. You're quite fresh for someone
who was up till one o'clock last night. Yeah, not
too bad. I feel like you've got more energy today
than you've had previous days this week. Yeah. Look, I
had a bit of a sleep in, Oh did you? Yeah?
Because I went to bed so late.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, normally I don't. Normally I'm up pretty early.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
But I just okay, what time did you get up?
I did? I don't think we did. What time did
you get up? There'll be lots of people listening to
us who stayed up to watch The Origin last night
and then had to get hit to work at eight
thirty this morning.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Technically I got up at seven to get my dogs organized.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, and then I went back for a little slop.
You went back to bed after seven o'clock, and I
got back up at eight forty five. You're lying, but sorry,
I reckon you're in bed till ten? No?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
No, no, no, no no way.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I can't be sure. Yeah, it's hard to tell when
you don't sit in the alarm. It is, I sit
then alarm, I just didn't use it. I saw Instagram
story from someone I know. She's actually a trainer at
the gym that I used to go to and she
said her new bedtime is before eight o'clock. Oh, she's weird.
She's our age, that's so weird. Probably a little bit

(06:13):
younger than us. And her new bedtime, she said, she's
asleep before the eight is up on her clock? What time?
What time is she getting up?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Does she like have to get up super early for work?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
She's a personal trainer, so she is in the gym
by five thirty. Okay, yeah, that is pretty early. It
is pretty early. But so she'd be up at five
it's pretty early. Yeah, but you can go to bed
at nine and be up at five and still get
eight hours of sleep.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Going to bed before eight o'clock as an adult is
a bit strange.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
But still it works. Does she know that there's no
rules anymore? She can go to bed when she wants.
She's very fit and healthy, and so sleep is a
big part of that. That's a red flag for me
if I was dating it, it would be hard, Like
when am I going to talk to you?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
By the time I get home from work, You'll be asleep.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
If you want to do any sort of you know
a couple of stuff, you have to do it well.
The six o'clock News is on it, it'd.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Be still light outside a sixy.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
S I'mondello's on in the background. That's a real buzzkiller.
You know, that's a mood killer. It's strange. I've talked
to you before about my belief that the best bid time,
the ideal bid time for an adult, Yes, nine thirty.
I have to.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Disagree, Like, are you talking in bed, in bed, watching something.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Reading a book? Yeah? Yeah, light off by ten, light
off by t you run a tight ship at your house.
Lights out at ten o'clock. Lights out allows you to
get eight hours, and then you can be up at
sex and you can be into your day. See.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I would argue that you could push it out till eleven, Yeah,
eleven eleven. I think go weeknight ten thirty eleven, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Ten thirty eleven.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
And if you get up at six point thirty, that's
still a reasonable time to get up. Yeah, and you're
still getting what seven hours?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
But you need eight? Who said doctors? Let me google it.
Do you not know that you need eight hours sleep?
How many hours I read a night? This is not
an argument. This is you do not know that you
need eight hours of sleep? I just don't know if
that's right, what, I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
It says experts recommend that adults sleep between seven to
nine hours a night, depending on the person.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah hah, it says seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Adults who sleep less than seven hours may have more
health issues than those who sleep seven or more hours.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
All right, well, let's pull the room quickly, ellie, you're
pretty much an adult.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Time.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
What time are you going to beid? What's your bed time?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Usually I'm in bed by like ten, but I'm probably
a sleep und eleven.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, same as well, that's good.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
A bit a bit naughty.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Recently twelve o'clock I am nine point thirty. I agree
that probably is better.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
You're like a teenager who's just got their own bedroom.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I like, I like I feel like it's me time
at night. Yeh like I get a little bit of
me time. I don't know if anyone else feels like that.
Producers where I'm like, I don't have to think about work,
I don't have to think about the day ahead.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I can just sit here and relax. And me too,
I use it for sleep, that's my me time.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Wow, let's get some Well, you use it for what
you enjoy, and that's what you enjoy.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
We want to talk to some people this afternoon who
have a strange bid time? Do you is it before
eight o'clock? Yeah? Do you have a daytime job, like
you're not a night shift worker, but are you going
to bed at at a weird time?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Like?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Are you in bed?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I don't feel like we need to count the people
who need to get up at like four point thirty five?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Free Inlin.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
We're talking about bid times because I have a friend
who's bid time is before eight pm. She's an adult
personal trainer and she's just any kids, no, no kids,
just as decided.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Because people with oh god, you'd be way more exhausted.
So you put the kids to sleep and then you're like, oh,
I just want to go to sleep.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
So we want to know do you have an unusual
bed time? I love this text. Someone said I have
to go to bed at exactly eleven eleven pm every
night because I am very superstitious. What about if you
go out for a night out. I also get up
at four thirty am every morning to go to the gym.
That's impressive. I don't start working until eight eleven eleven
until four thirty.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So you choose to get up at four thirty. Like,
you could get up a little bit later and still.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Go to the gym. You can go to bed a
little bit earlier. Yeah, you go to bed at nine,
nine oh nine. It's not quite the same. It's not
the same ten ten. What did someone tell me?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Because I always used to see I always used to
see a certain number on the clock.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
It means stuff. Yes, people, Well that superstition. Yeah, that superstition.
Let's talk to Tommy. I know it. One hundred dollars
at him, get a Tommy. Hi, Tommy. You know a
weird bed time? Tommy, I do have a weird what's
the deal? So I sleep at six thirty in evening?
You go to bed at six thirty in the evening, Tommy? Yes,

(11:08):
what time are you waking up? Two in the morning?

Speaker 7 (11:13):
Up ten, ten thirty.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
In the morning. Oh at night? Non't because I have
to pick up my wife from her work. It's well, oh,
sweet man. And then you come home and go back
to bed. Yeah, come on back to bed around three
or four when you go to bid Tommy, we're still
on the radio this show. When you're going to bed,
we're still on the first show. Will still be going
when you go to bed. Yes, wow, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
What's it like in summer time where it's still light
out solid?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
It would still be like when you get up to
go to the airport sometimes in summer.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Yeah, yeah, I have to come with my whole sale.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Wow, bussy.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
You're a good man, Tommy doing that for your wife.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh so that's all to Charmaine. Hi Charmaine, Hi, Charmaine, Hi,
are you going to We're good? You've got a weird
bed time, Charmaine.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
I do, but I do want to say low Timeless
my first time caller.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
We love it. Charmain was awake, yup. We finally gin
what's your weird bedtime? Charmaine.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
I get excited to go to bed when my three
kids go to bed at eight pm.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I get it because she's got three kids, she'd be exhausted.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
She's like, okay, they're all in bed, and do you
do it? Or do you do that thing? Will you
be great to go to bed now? And then an
hour and a half later, you're still scrolling Instagram reels.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Yeah, well probably half an hour to an hour doing
tech talks. But in my own space kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
It's your own time, isn't it, Charmaine? A few ticks
from people saying that staying up late and just spending
time alone is a real adhd thing. It's a new
road day Virgin. I have read that before.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah, yeah, I do get up real early. My body
clock naturally gets me up at five five thirty.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Okay, yeah, and so ad min If I was on
bed at eight o'clock.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I've been finis. I was like dairy farming for many
years to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Right, we're getting ticks from dairy farmers who go to
bed at midnight and get up at four to milk
the cows.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh yeah, now pass, Oh yeah, that is that's brutal.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
There's brutal in the cold and the wet on by
a cow, like four hours sleep is not enough. Yeah. Finally,
Shane's here. Hi Shane, Hi Shane.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
How's it going guys?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Thank you mate? You got a weird bedtime, Shane, not
really not compared to Tommy.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
I'm kind of right there with Charmaine.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, okay, so about eight o'clock for you as.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Well, eight o'clock, eight eight thirty.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
But I mean we have been known to fall asleep
around seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
How old are you charmette A Shane thirty four thirty
four Shane, can you just what time do you get up?

Speaker 8 (13:47):
Around five?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Five thirty? Okay, so you're getting up relatively early, so
your iron levels chicked.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
I've got three kids so that.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, you need every bit of sleep you can get. You.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Actually, I saw your ticks. You're the one who said that.
You and your partner and bit at seven thirty eight o'clock.
You're hoping to repair all the damage you did in
your twenties partying.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, it's not working, but we're still trying.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
You can always hold out the home. Shane speaks, mate.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
All right, well, if you're off to bed right about now, well,
Tommy's going to bed in a couple of hours, should
be to turn it down, Tommy showing in some sleep,
Sweet dreams, Tommy a list.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
J Lo has been seen flying economy.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I'll get it girl.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
She's been spotted having a solo trip in Italy, where
she's been seen looking radiant on board a yacht off
the coast of Postiano Positano.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Positano, that's what.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
And then she's been attending Fashion Week and traveling around
places like Naples and Paris and doing all the fun stuff. Lovely,
But she caught a flight on a budget airline from
Naples to Paris and she was seen flying economy where
she took the window seat and her security took the
aisle seat.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Good on her, Yeah, I rate it. Do you want
to know what she was wearing? No?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, sure, yeah, I'm always interested to know what people
wear on plane.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I'm just excited that that an aless celebrity is proving
that you can fly on a normal airplane like a
normal person and you don't have to continue to destroy
the planet with a private jet.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well she was wearing It was a very short flight,
but she was wearing sunglasses and a cream jumper.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, and was sleeping for most of the fly. What
about those videos that are popping up on TikTok at
the moment of Jalo concerts where the arenas are like
two thirds empty? Have you seen those? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
So she had to cancel that, This is me to her, Yeah,
because of bad ticket sales.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Bad ticket sales was she did some of the gigs
that she had committed to, and there's footage of her playing,
and I mean, good on her for still doing it
for the people that bought the tickets. It's not empty,
but it's not a full arena. What's not what Jaylo
would have been used to?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You know how much she is reported to be worth?
How much so she's catching these economy flights? How much
do you think Jlo is worth?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I'd say Jalo's worth like thirty million.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Jlo is reported to be worth six hundred million.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
WHOA, Okay, I was a bit off a lot. Yeah.
The thing I love about this story is there's this
weird narrative that the Kardashians and Taylor Swift push where
they say, we can't fly commercial, we can't get on
a plane with everybody else because the environment environmental impact

(16:40):
of getting on a plane with everybody else is so
much smaller than you taking your private plane. It's going
to be going regardless. And I said this earlier in
the meeting, and producer Elis said, Taylor Swift can't fly
on a commercial flight. You give me one good reason
why Taylor Swift couldn't get on a commercial security risk
to the security.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Everyone, but also for her safety, for her team safety.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
The security risk a.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Massive billionaire going on a normal flight with everyone, You're
going to get fans like bombbarting her.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's a safety risk for the flight because.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Everyone's not going to be in their cheers. Taylor trolling
a massive crowd and Taylor Swift a one or whatever.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
You're greedy, but you've got a special rule for Taylor
Swift where she's allowed to do what she wants.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
I'm just what gets me is when people go off
about Taylor Swift in particular. There's so many other people
traveling on their private JITs.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
She does have a point. It's not Taylor. Taylor's got
two though.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Now she sold, she's got one. Now there is a
lot of other celebrities doing the same.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Can do it, Taylor can do it. I wonder why.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Maybe she was just kind of like, oh, I can't
be bothered with all that other fashion around.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
She need to get there quickly. Yeah, I'm just going
to catch a normal flight. She didn't feel like blowing
to winning five thousand dollars getting from from Atlit to Paris.
Well that too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I really enjoyed the other day when we asked you guys,
who was the celebrity that came into your shop? And
I thought this would be a similar kind of vein.
But I'm always so interested. Have you been on a flight,
a commercial flight where a celebrity has been on board
that flight and was there a huge security resc light
producer Ella's worried about Ellie. Didn't you say you remember

(18:27):
a time where we were on a flight and there
was a celebrity on board. Yes, there was. We had
Savage on our flight. Actually today we felt very cool.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
We were set a couple of rows back from Prime
Minister just sendern on that flight that time, yeah, like
two rows back. Yeah. Yeah. And then you told her
that you farted on that plane that she was on,
and she was like, we don't talk about that.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
And she was like, our show has standards, now, we
don't talk about that.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I was on a flight earlier this year with Jonathan Withston,
said Jonathan Taylor Thomas see now that I would be
fizzing over and I got bumped the wind. I had
row one window seat and I got bumped for JT.
I mean fair enough. No, I was fine with that. Yeah, yeah,
he's got bigger shoulders than you. What about this text.

(19:16):
My mum was on a flight in business class and
Kim Kardashian was on there. This was about ten years ago,
said she is the smallest woman she's ever seen, and
she went immediate to lead a sleep when she sat down.
My mum also didn't realize who she was and why
people were taking photos of her in the lounge until
she saw her on TV a couple of months later.
That's so buzzy.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Can you imagine she would have been like, who is
that tiny woman that people have faffened about?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I was on a flight with ice Cube from Auckland
to Melbourne. He was sitting in economy class and I
was on the same flat as him. To LA. I
tried taking videos but I was so awkward. I just
got footage of his feet. Oh no, I hope you
uploaded that footage of ice Cube's feet.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Can I say, honestly, the worst time that you could
film someone He's on a flight, Yeah, because no one.
No one looks good when they fall asleep on a flight.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah, or on like day three of a festival. Oh yeah,
just not good. Although the famous person's definitely got a house,
they're not in a tent at the festival. Look fresh. You,
on the other hand, you'll look like you've been tent
for three days. Avoid Kim's here, Hi Kim, Hi Kim.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Hi, Who who was on your flight that was famous?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Michael Clark duncan.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay, you're gonna have to let it fill us someone
who that is?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Oh, come on, people, Green Mile, big big dude.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Oh the big the main guy that's not on the
Green Mile. Yep.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
This is the guy where all the all the the
wasps come out of his mouth.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yep, that's the one.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Is he that big in real life?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
He walked past me in the airport. Was I had
to crane my neck back?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Really?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
It says here on the internet Kim that he's six '
five and one hundred and forty three kilos.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Well, he didn't even have two seats on the flight.
He had one seat for that big body, and it
was an economy with his manager. Oh god, there was
this tiny, tiny little lady who was probably about four.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Foot ten Kevit says here he died in twenty twelve.
When was this?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I went to America for the Millennium, so from ninety
nine to two thousand.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh there, no, Yeah, okay, that's awesome. Did you say, Hi,
did you get a fight out? I did it?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
You know what I really wanted to But he was
getting so happy.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah right, yeah, I just thought that's going to be
a real artholet Oh sorry to.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Do?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, fair enough? Are You're a good one, Kim.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I was on a fight with David Bowie. He was
here filming Merry Christmas, mister Lawrence walking around like a
normal person in Queen's Arcade in Auckland. That's cool. Knew
he was here, but he was trying. He was staying
in a hotel that I worked at, no security or
anything for David Bowie. How cool is that?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
David Bowie just seems like a cool guy. This one's
awesome as well. I'm a business class flight attendant.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
So they would see all the celebrities.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yes on a commercial airline and had Margot Robbie in
my cabin. She was really lovely and no one bothered her.
She was even more gorgeous in person, by the way.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, how cool is that? She seems like such a
gb I'd ask Margo for a photo. She'd be right
about it.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
But can you like, if you're working, I feel like
it's frowned upon.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
You'd have to get her to ask for the photo.
You'd have to be like, how crazy would it be
if we got a photo. I'm not asking for one.
I'm just how weird, how crazy would it be if
you and me, if you wanted one, man, if you
want a pot, want to be on my phone? I
remember this. Someone else said.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
My daughter was on a flight to Auckland to Melbourne
and the nineteen seventy five were on the same flight.
They were checking in just in front of her, got
loads of photos with them and ended up sitting a
few rows behind them. At the time, they were her
favorite band.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Jennifer's here Hi Jin Hi jin Hi. It was on your.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Flight, Sharon, whoa, it's sheer at the she dog?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Where you going?

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I saw him in Wellington and then Florida, Auckland stay
to see m again.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
And he was on the same plane.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
No way, Jennifer. Was he in some fancy seat? Can
you even get a fancy seats?

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Right up the front?

Speaker 5 (23:26):
I was right down the back.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
But everyone what airline was it?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Gin in New Zealand?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
In New Zealand the Orange one, true, that's his color.
That'd get get free flights on the Jennifer Was he
an economy?

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, it's just a standard.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Maybe they put him up with the pilot put.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Him as the as the deadhead in the In the
Pilot's just a single. It doesn't have to fly a plane.
You never know, Allenton, Thanks Jennie.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Free and Clint.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh,
athletic not really, but picking a movie title based on
just the plot line that she can do? Three and Clint,
what's the plot? A movie gissing game where if you
beat Bree today you get one hundred dollars cash. You've

(24:27):
got to guess movies as quickly as you can. Today
you're taking on bicks hi bis get a bix. Hey,
how are you feeling going into this game? Have you
played along in the car before? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, I've got to go.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
My question feel like a fifty fifty shot.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, sure, that's that's good.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I like the confidence. My question is, would you watch
a movie on a weeknight?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
No, maybe that's not the thing to do. You're one
of Clint's.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
People, Yeah, which I feel might not bode well for
you in this game.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
There really are two kinds of people in this WORL day.
Those who'll watch a movie on a weeknight, producers movies
on a weeknight. Yes or no.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, only if I've seen it before and I'm familiar
with you know, yeah, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, but it's real though. Last night. Last night, I
watched a two hour documentary on Celendion. But I would
not watch a movie, so I didn't get that. That's
pretty much a movie. I watched two one hour episodes
of Mastership. I will not watch a movie. No, I
can't do it. It's a weird mental block. Okay, Today
for our theme, seeing as producer Ellie is back for
a month, we're going to do old school movies because

(25:35):
she's our old school producer. Yeah, the Original, the og
These are classics. Okay, Bix, how old are you.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'm in my thirties.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, that's okay. I know I haven't seen them, but
I haven't seen anything I know all of these movies. Okay, okay,
so they're all classics. I've seen one of them. But
it's not about me. It's about you, guys. It tells
me not much good luck. I'm going to read these plots.
You buzz them with your name when you think you
know what it is, don't wait for me to finish.
And the first person to two movies wins the game.

(26:06):
Good luck. Plot number one. Five high school students from
different walks of life endure a Saturday detention under a
power hungry Becks.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
The breakfast Club.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oosh, of course it is nice, Becks. Well done. Oh
this is where I get real nervous. That is not
one of the movies I have seen. Have you not seen?
It's such a good movie. Movie number two Old school movies.
A young woman is killed while skinny dipping, unleashing chaos
on a beach community yours Jaws Oosh, another film which

(26:50):
I have not seen. Dude, But it's not about me,
it's about you and Becks. God, there was so close.
I'm bes you had you knew it? Ah?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh yeah, even if she did it, she's going to say, yes,
get in my head because it's.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Work, thirty three year old Bix from where you're from,
bischrist Church. This is do or die? Okay. Whoever takes
this point takes the game. Movie plot number three, a shallow, rich,
and socially successful student is at the top of her
school's picking scale, emboldened by her previous siss Oh my god,

(27:32):
well done, Becks. I hadn't even got to the bit
where it says that it's well done, well done, well deserved.
I think people are just getting better at this People
are so good at this game. Like it's not like
I played a bad game. No, Bes just played better well.
I just, you know, so patronized. You did well, you
were a game. It was better Begs. You're the champ

(27:54):
and you've got one hundred dollars cash coming your way
for the long weekend. Congratulations, amazing, Thanks you were better
well deserved. X go forth. In case you're wondering, I
have seen clueless. Who else is in it? Paul Rudd, Yeah, nice.
And Brittany Murphy, Alicia Silverstone. Yes, he's learning, guys, he's

(28:20):
learning here.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I hate losing in this game. I need to regroup.
I need to do something. But the people, they're good
and she deserved to win. When was the last time
you went to a museum?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh? Oh, oh, we went to the Auckland Museum to
see the t Rex at the start of the year. Oh,
the black t Rex. Yeah, they've got two t Rex now,
two big t Rex in the foyer. What's done? Double
t Rex, uh T t Rex t t T t
Rex two xx. Yeah, they've got a black fur Throttle,

(28:54):
the black Obsidian Rex. Yeah, t Rex t furious, Yeah,
t Rex deep your ears. I like it. There's a museum.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
That's making news in Hobart. It's the Museum of Old
and New Art called MONA when it copped actually a
discrimination ruling after one of its exhibitions was deemed to
be discriminatory against the male species.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
After they deemed it the ladies lounge.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
So they had this exhibition where they put all this
art in there and they said, this is the ladies lounge.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's a women only space and men couldn't go in anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
There was an angry guy who decided that's not fair.
This was direct discrimination, so he put in a put
forward his case, and I don't know exactly what happened,
but the museum has ended up getting around it where
they've ended up putting art in the women's toilets. They've

(29:55):
now hung art in the women's toilets, and not any
old art. They've hung per cassos or should I say
pis cassoso po cassos.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
In the women's toilets. First of all disgusting, Second of
all funny. Can you imagine walking into the toilet there's
a po casso. I hope there's like a like some
kind of like plastic like come some kind of like
purse bix shield around it.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I hope, so we absorbing toilet fumes. I'm sure they've
done all the right things to protect the painting, surely.
I mean, if anyone knows what they're doing at the
museum people.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I love when someone complains about a museum exhibition. You're like, cool,
you just proved the point of the museum exbedsition. It's
it's meant to be controversial. Yeah, you bought it, hook
line and sinker. You've absolutely fallen for it. Talk about
a poo with a view though, pooh with a view.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
And it got me thinking about, you know what people
have hanging hanging in their toots, because growing up we
had what their tut tut, the tort, the toilet, the
tort just going off to the tut.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Tut, the tout. I've never heard it called doublet the tort.
First of all, I'd say toute if it was that,
but well, whose word is it? Yours of mineot sounds
like a body part, the toot, Like I've got to
take my tout to the toilet. You've never heard of
the tout. I'm just off to the tout.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Growing up, we always had and still to this day,
my parents still have the same thing hanging in their toilet.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
One of those nudy calendars. No, definitely not a neudy calendar.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's a giant, giant framed picture of the man, the myth,
the legend, Elvis Presley ah okay, in his white jumpsuit.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Put your dad's Catholic background. You might have a picture
of Jesus Christ in there.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I've said that a few times in.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
The toot Jesus of course. What about you? Did you
guys ever have anything hanging as a kid, I feel
like there was like a generic piece of art in there,
like a like a like something you buy from spotlight
or something. Yeah, like a picture of some flowers. Nothing
you can recall that like sticks out. I worked in
gas stations with my dad as a kid, and there

(32:12):
was always nudy calendarsooty calendars and the not in the
public toilets and the staff toilets. Yeah yeah, what about now,
do you guys have anything hanging in the hanging in
the loop? Nah, Because all our toilets are bathrooms now. So,
but that doesn't mean you can't hang out. I know,
but I feel like you can put something in the toilet.
I feel like it's weird to hang something in your bathroom.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
We've got two things in our toilet. Yeah, we've got
Mickey t TICKI.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the the dick frazzelle, Yeah, which
is very common.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's such an amazing piece of art. Yes, we've got
that in the toilet. And we've also got a picture
of our dogs doing poos, but it's a black and
white photo.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Why do you have a picture of your dog doing
poo's in the toilet? Because it's funny.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
We like our house to have a bit of character,
you know, right, it's funny when you got a picture
of your dog doing a poo in the dummy.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
It's hilarious. Someone sticks in and said the Dutch. The
Dutch toilet tradition is to put the birthday calendar in there,
so then when you're sitting on the toilet, you can
be reminded of any upcoming birthdays. That's smart. I like
that good place to do some reflection.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
What about you producers, you guys got anything hanging in
the toot?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yes or no. Yes.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
We've got a little piece of art that was given
to us by my partner's mum. And it's a black
cat looking really curious and it says are you booping?
I like that thumbs up for me.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
No and no.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Sorry to follow that out. I should have gone first.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'll get back to here.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Someone takes there and they say, do we have the
Banksy one in ours? It says shit happens and it's
three kids peeing on a wall. That's a great piece
to have in the toot.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Damn a real Banksy and your toilet, well, I think
it's a print. I feel like growing up everyone had
a colorful lemon added times table in their toilet. Someone
texted and they said, we've got a framed sign that says,
if your duties be kray, use the spray like it.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Someone else said, there's two signs in my toilet. One
says if you sprinkle, when you tinkle, be as sweetye
and wipe the seed, and another one says we're the
They say we're on a septic tank. So the other
one says if it's yellow, letter mellow. If it's brown,
flush it down. The Classic, the old Classic.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Hi guys, my wife and I love penguins, so we
have a cute little penguin holding some toilet paper saying
your butt napkins malady. I love.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I'm obsessed. I need to come to your house just
to see that.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Your butt napkins MELDI your butt napkins malony. Pizza here,
get a peach? Thank you you. And the drive through,
Hey pea, can you order me something?

Speaker 8 (34:55):
No bag?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Are you in the KFC drive through? O'donald's responds by KFC.
Oh sorry, that's all right mate, you're here now. We
need to know what's hanging in your toilet. Pete, that's
a sign.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
And split it.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I like it. It's not a ship. It didn't split it,
so that's gold. I love it. Pete. Thank you very good.
Can we stand a new rule on this show? By
the way, if you call us from the KFC drive through,
we'll give you free KFC. Yeah that's a great idea.
That's a good so you have to prove it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Someone said, my mum has a massive Robbie Williams shrine.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Above her toilet.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
See that's what my that's Robbie Williams. My mum had
the Elvis shrine in our toilet.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah right, okay. Someone said, we have an embroidered sign
that says please don't do coke in the toilets. I've
seen those signs before. When I see those signs, I'm like,
where do you want me to do it? Well?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Have you seen the sign that says please don't do
coke in our toilet? We've got a living room for that.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Oh well.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Someone else said a picture of a cartoon cat licking
its butt and saying, don't forget to wipe.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
That's so good. My husband and I are listening to you,
and he says, if we get a big bathroom, would
you hang art in there? How does this man not
know that we already hang art in our bathroom? He
has no idea you already have art in your is
the How long have you lived there? And how long
has he not noticed this?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
For?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
That's amazing. My mother and father in law have wallpaper
that have wallpapered the walls with old newspapers going back
as far as eighty years, mostly the Fung Andui Chronicle.
That would be fun to sit there and read old news.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
But what what happens when you've read all the articles true,
you know you have to you have to wallpaper over
it with new one.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Get some old vintage if EACHYM magazines.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I hate making a speech at a big event, especially
in front of your relatives. Yeah, loved ones. I just
don't like it. I hate public speaking. People always find
that so interesting because.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I work on the radio. You publicly speak, all yeah,
but it's.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
So so different when you're like everyone's there and they
can see you. Like at least when people roll their
eyes at us on the radio, we can't see them.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's so different when there's an important message that needs
to be conveyed to me, gratitude or something like that.
You're like, mate, have you listened to our show? That's
not what we do. It's a hard thing.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
It is a hard thing, and we both acknowledge that
it's very difficult to make a speech.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Also, just sorry last but on us. If you get
up to do it, I feel like in the room
there's a bit of oh here it is sees a
microphone has to get on it. Yeah, there's always you
don't enough talking, mate, haven't you got a podcast for that?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
You should have seen me at my brother's wedding where
he asked me the MC and I was so nervous
about out it because I was like, everyone is going
to sit back and go, all right, well, let's see
what all the fuss is about tonight.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Let's see how she does. But I can say, M
seeing any event is.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
So hard, like and I always when I see someone
doing a good job, I'm.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Like, it's harder if you care about the people because
you want to do such a good job. Totally.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
There's a video that I came across and it's of
this woman who it's at a wedding reception, and I
believe she is the maid of honor or she's a
bridesmaid at least of the bride, and I think she's
known the bride for quite a long time. But I
don't think she has had much to do with the
groom or knows the groom very well. And I don't

(38:47):
think there's any reason for that. I just think that's
the situation. But this woman gets up and just makes
a horrendous attempt at a speech at this wedding.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Okay, take a listen.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
I've known Tracy for oh god, I think so I
still quite go that well but Tracy, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
I'm just kidding, just kid, do you better take care
of my girl because if you don't, I know where
you live. I'm not gonna be racist, guys. I'm just saying,
you guys are outstepping the step type.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I love it. I love was it last what? I
love what she goes.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I'm not gonna be racist. Yeah, I'm not gonna be racist.
I love black people.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
What an idiot?

Speaker 4 (39:44):
My god.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I like to think the best of people in so situations,
and I like to think that she was nervous and
sometimes your mouth just starts going when you're nervous and
you think something's gonna be funny or'll be taken as
a joke, or maybe she had a few too many nerves.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
The thing you don't really get from that audio because
producer Ella has been very kind to her and taken
out all the gaps. Yeah, this woman would say like
one thing, and then she'd.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Like, oh is she white and the bride's white and
the groom is black.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I don't know for sure, but I believe so gathering
from this woman's speech, like just like would rather you're.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Not gone up? And I think it's a real art.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I mean, I've never had a wedding, but I feel
like it's a real kind of tricky situation where you
know the people that you want speaking in your wedding
and you know the ones you definitely don't want speaking absolutely.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
You know, Yeah, it's a real I've been to weddings
where they have opened the floor and nah, I get
the sentiment, but nah, no, have a very well curated
of important people who have been told how long they're
allowed to speak for, and just stick to that.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
If you haven't been usked, there's good reasons for that.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
We don't want you to speak. That's why, oh man,
rough that someone put that on TikTok. She would have
already felt bad enough. You reckon. Or maybe she thought
she she killed it. Maybe she thought she maybe I've
got a few laughs.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
There's oh my god, some of these techs coming through.
What about this one? Our friend got too drunk at
his best friend's birthday and called his best friend's family
all the sea word whilst giving a speech.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
The whole family goes, you're all a bunch of seas
around the room, and you're a sea word. You're a
sea word, You're a sea word. He could have at
least put the word good in front of it. A
friend did a speech at my twenty. First it started
off well, and then she decided to announce to the
whole room, family and friends, including grandparents, about all of
the drugs that I have done. Oh nooo, cups that

(41:53):
I've had in times that I had snuck out of
the house to do them. Let me tell you no
one was laughing and it was the most embarrassing time
of my life.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
We are not read the room. Come on, it was
enough to end your friendship. Well, it must have been
pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
That's incredible. Let's talk to David one hundred days at him?
Hi David, by David. Can we check David and we'll
come back to him. Let's go to Sonny. Hi, Sonny, Hi, Sonny.

Speaker 8 (42:24):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Who was it Sonny who made a horrific speech? Oh?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
It was the best man at a wedding, a big
gay wedding, gay wedding.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
What happened? What did he talk about? Oh?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Basically like the speech was checked by both grooms. But
he got a little bit offensive with the jokes and
the banter, and yeah, it were a little bit sideways
with a disabled joke against the one of the groom's fathers.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh, no, it doesn't sound funny at all, Sonny.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I love that they knew that this crimson was such
a liability that they proofread his speech before, but they
still let him speak. They still let him speak, and
he still got carried away.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Well, no, he's still he didn't go to deviate at all.
So like all of this stuff was absolutely fine. It
was just the family that hadn't heard the speech got
very offended, ended up walking out, and the whole wedding
reception was you're kidding.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
They walked down.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
How would how many percent would you say out of
the whole wedding were offended by the speech?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Oh my god. So this is a multi swash islands
a wedding, so there's a lot of people, so probably
about forty percent left.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
They left. That's pretty bad. Let's go to Kate one
hundred dollars in him high Kate, Hi, Kate, Hey, guys,
have a gun.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Good thank you who did a terrible speech at what event?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
This was my uncle at his daughter's wedding, So my
cousin okay.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
And as last kind of like final words of suddenly
advice to his new.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Son in law.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
He said, remember, mate, if she won't get down on
to knees view, don't get down on one for her.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Disgusting. Also, it doesn't even make sense. He's already proposed.
You're dad, you're at the winder, you're at the wedding.
Dumb dumb. Wait. Wait, so he said that to the groom.
But it was his daughter's wedding, correct, he said that
about his own daughter. What a weirdo?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
How did the how did the joke go down in
the room? How many laughs did he get?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:32):
It was a few, like kind of petty laughs, And
like did I hear that?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah? If I was them, I would have snatched the
mic out of the hand and gone, there's that, everybody,
give it up.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I thought we said we'd cut that guy off earlier.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
That's what I would have said.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Someone said on the text machine, our MC got hammered.
Probably the wrong choice in the end. Someone else said.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Nerves can do that. Yeah, if you're the MC, it's
there's really good logic and not having a drink until
you finish work and then turbo drink. I was so
aware at my brother's wedding.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah, Like I was so aware at how many drinks
I was having and really was strict on two drinks
and then once I finished, I could have more.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
My uncle stood up in the middle of a speech
during my sister's wedding and told everyone to shut up
and end the wedding because the game was on and
he wanted to go home and watch it. Let's just
say he was not invited to my wedding after that.
Now I'm not surprised. I am not surprised. Finally, Kaylee, Seah, Hi, Kaylee, Hi, Kaylee?
Who gave a bad speech at the big event? Kaylee,

(45:40):
my dad?

Speaker 8 (45:41):
It is boss of funeral. He got up and gave
a speech at the funeral and told everybody about the
good old days and they would go to the pub
and then go to like a Brothe laughter was in
front of his wife and kids.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
It was in front of his dead boss's wife and kids.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
You know, grief will do strange things to people.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Why was he admitting to that in front of anybody?

Speaker 8 (46:09):
Not sure?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Were you there? Were you? Were you there?

Speaker 8 (46:12):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
His daughter? Is it was your mom there? No? Okay,
I mean slight.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I guess did you ever tell him, Kaylee? Were you
ever like dad, you're an.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
Do some things you just can't say really.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah, I gotcha, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah, it sounds like it might might not have been
that out of character for Kaylee's dad to do that.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
And Clint got chicken chips on my jersey, tipping on
your shoulder. You got a chip on your shoulder, literally
have chicken chips.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Look, Nita, remind you Clinton that it is the day
before a long weekend. And if you know, you know,
that's all we'll say.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
It's been a long time since it's been worthy of that, but.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
It has to be right right, you know, And it's rare,
it's rare, but we'll see, we'll see. Okay, let's kick
it off with Chice Hi, Chanise Hi. What are you
planning for the long weekend?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
We're just trying to start some new traditions around that's
what we're cool.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
A lot of families doing that day because it's such
a new holiday. Yeah, what are you doing? What's the
new traditions?

Speaker 5 (47:31):
We're going over to some friend's house, a friend's house,
the having like and we're going to do like a.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Little on fire.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeah, I thought you said we're going to do a
little bong and I was like, that's an interesting tradition,
a pipe and c all right, what is your birthday?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Befriend?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
He was sixteen in twenty fifteen, and here's your birthday banker.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
You know what's Taylor swift? Bad bong?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Blood?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh, bad blood? What do you reckon? She niece?

Speaker 8 (48:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
You wrong with caylorfoot?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, that was quite a fun one from her.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
It's a banger. Let's do a birthday banger for Archie Grace.
Who's doing mum's birthday banger?

Speaker 8 (48:23):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Archie Grace, Archie Grace?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
How old are you? Archie Grace? O K nine?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
So you've got a few years yet before we can
do yours, but we can do your mums.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
What's her name? Okay? Perfect?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
And what is her birthday? Archie Grace.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
October between third, nineteen eighty.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
All right, that means you were sixteen.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
She was sixteen, sorry in nineteen ninety six, and here's
her birthday back?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
What do you reckon? Arching been? It's good done, June. Okay,
wait there, we're going to do a bit. They're banging
for Dan. Gooday, Dan, my dad, gooday.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Helle a long time listener, first time caller.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Wait right there, Dan oh you've snuck in there, Dan,
And I was put up to this by my weak
girl Rose. She has been on before. She's longer time listener.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Okay, okay, shout out to Rose. We appreciate you forcing
your dad to come on. We love that, We love it.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Hey, Dan, what is your day to birth mate? Second
September nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
All right, half century?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, the old half century for you, Dan, that means
you were sixteen and nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Let's see what we got. Sorry. Oh yeah, yeah, don't
go wrong on job. Yeah your bandan Yeah, long here
at the base. I was going to say, you sound
like a man who's got a bon Jovi haircut. Dan, No, no, no, Now,

(50:08):
I can't go here anymore. His here went out in
a blaze of glory. All right, wait there, Dan, I'm
voting for a couple of reasons. It's fun before the
long weekend. It's also the tune to the Mai song
that all of the kids sing it. Yeah, Okay, I

(50:31):
was going to go bon Jovi, You go with whatever
you want because my Bogan roots run deep. But I
do like that story you've told me. Hey, mar Now scirt,
we'll go macarena. It's the right choice. Actually, grace you, Legion,

(50:53):
you just one booth their banger for your mum. Have
a great thanks for listening to sit in.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Thanks guy, I see ya, Franklin. You're on Zidimland State
of Origin Game two.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Look, I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
It was an absolute belting my team, the Queenslanders copped
last night.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
But don't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
No, I don't want to talk about it, but I
will acknowledge the Blues played a great game and but
it was hard to watch. It was even harder to
watch because I was wearing my Queensland jersey and I
was out a sports bar last night and I copped
it target you know what, you know, the banter, the
fun banter that happens.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I feel like most Aucklanders support New South Wales too.
There was a lot of New South Wales. I take
that back. Most inner city Aucklanders support New South Wales.
I think there's a good mix.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
But at the bar last night, it seemed to be
full of Blue supporters.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
So that was that.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
But that's not the biggest event that went down last
night at this bar.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
The game wasn't the biggest event game was not.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
The biggest show that went down at the bar last night.
I've looked over because we were kind of sitting in
a booth at this sports bar and there was some
commotion I could fuffle over at the bar, and I've
kind of looked over and I noticed that it was
this young lad and this woman and they were having
words with each other.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
They were having words with each other.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
There was a bit of commotion, and all of a sudden,
she picks up her drink and throws her drink in
this guy's face, like just launches it across the bar
and it fully nails him right in the face.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Just the liquid, right.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Just the liquid, the liquid. And I've never seen that
in person before.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I was like, look at that. I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I was like, geez, I wonder if he said something
or she's just he must.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Have done something. He must have done something or something.
That's a finishing move. That's there's no conversation coming back
from that. Yeah, And that says I'm done with you
as well. I'm not looking to make up. I'm not
looking to reconcile out this. It's all over. Have you
ever thrown a drink in someone's face.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Never thrown a drink in someone's face. Ellie produces Ellie
and l Are produces today.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Have you drink?

Speaker 8 (53:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
No, no, I was just saying, used to my name.
I haven't an anger? No, so have you. I have
had a drink thrown in my face. But it's not
what you would think. What did you do? One time
when Medi McClain was filling in, he had seen it
happen on the Real Housewives and he said he always
wanted to try it. So I volunteered to have a
drink thrown in my face? How did it feel?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
It's so funny because I have come up with the
idea this afternoon where I thought, I'm going to give
each of you an opportunity to live out It's one
of my dreams. But if you've ever wanted to throw
a drink in someone's face, I'm going to step up
in volunteers tribute.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
This after we get to throw it in your face.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
What how three glasses water in them?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
And were you want to do that? Each of you
want to take the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I'm willing to have a glass of water thrown in
my face by each of you.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I'm this is.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
The only time this is the only time I'm going
to offer it, and you've got to take it now
or leave it.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I'm taking it. I'm not going to pass up this opportunity.
It's fine. I've got two takers. I mean, if you
want to alright, who wants to go first? And get
in here? You're going first. Everybody come in here.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I think the best way we should do this we
set the scene a little bit.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Have you do? You know what you've done?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
And I think I am gonna I am going to
say something offensive to Ella, which would then to provoke it,
you know, which which would cause her to throw a
drink in my face.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
So I'm trying to get okay, okay, so are you ready?
You did touch my clothes? Well, you've got a dumb
looking face, said it whoa kind of nearly missing. I
was really worried she was going to let go with
the glass. Now that's what was there. I'd give it

(55:27):
a solid I'll give it a solid shit held back
a little bit, held back, all right, Ellie, get in here, right?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
All right, here's your glass. This is your one opportunity.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Are you ready? I'm going to say something. Then you
can react with that, you know, I would go home
with you, but I've got standards. I don't want to
go with you anywhere. It's going down my bro again,
Ellie back a little bit, kind of flopped out of

(56:02):
the glass a little bit.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Yeah, all right, one more opportunity.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Let me close my electronics. All right, Clint, here we go.
I will not be holding back. You've got the glass
of water. Okay, are you ready? I just I just can't.
I'm just over it.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
That is the most poor excuse for nipples I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Hey, my mum gave me these nipples. Yeah, that one
went into my hand. Trump got him. That was good.
That was good. That one was audible. Wow, it was,
wasn't it? You look for get netkin in the studio.
I need a towel. Trade at home tonight. You having

(56:48):
a glass of red wine?

Speaker 6 (56:50):
Hard?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
It pisses you off. I feel moist quick glass in
the face and not in the good way. My makeup's
running storm something weird. Okay, just three of us decided
we all needed to throw our drink and breeze space.
If you missed that, I mean I deserved it. It
was okay. You came for my.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Nipples, Yeah I did, And I know not to come
for your nipples. I know you've got sensitive nipples. I
mean you're sensitive about your nipples.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
They're also quite sensitive, but that's not the point. Yeah,
it's fun.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Yeah, Hey, we did a thing last week which was
a bit of fun. It was a bit of fun
and I thought we could do it again, a little
thing we like to call.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I think we can all agree that.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
And then you say something to try and get the
room to agree with you.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
We're looking for common ground, yes, and in a time
where we have never been more divided right now. Yeah,
you've all water in my face, always against each other exactly,
So wouldn't it be great we can agree on something
this week. Okay, I've got one straight up the bat
that I know will unify the team. I know we

(57:57):
can get the team. And by the way, if you're
just joining us and producer Ellie's back, hello, you will
be part of this today. You need to tell us
if you agree with the thing.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Is just a quick decision, agree, disagree. It's twenty nineteen again. Hell,
he's back in than building.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
I think we can all agree that it's time that
some products started coming with the charging bit that you
actually put into the wall again.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
I know we're trying to save the environment, but I
got to plug that USB thing into something and everything
is just coming with the cord. I need some more
of the pluggy bit. Yes, I agree, I agree. Yes,
Like I've run out of iPhone and I feel like
it's charges excuse for them to not put it in.
Save money. Yeah, put it in it is, yeah, always

(58:42):
to save money. Okay, we all agree? Yeah, I agree.
I think we all agree.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I think we can all agree that twenty four hour
time is definitely more confusing.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Absolutely, is it not? Agree? Agree? And the thing I
find weird about it is it's meant to be simpler.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Yeah, I'm not saying it serve the purpose, but it's
definitely more confusing.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
I agree. Just use A and P and baby you
didn't agree, say, I thought maybe you'd gone and done,
like some time in the military or something.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
She would have been to the navy because she would
look so cute in the navy.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Why what time is it right now? In twenty four hours?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Oh, eighteen hundred nearly nearly eighteen hundred night. You know
the only reason I know that is because I used
to work at a car rental company and they use
twenty four hour time and the customer would look at
me because I'd be late.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Yeah, I can't back at six hundred, they'd like it's
five thirty. Ella.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
I think we can all agree that if someone skips
a song in the middle of the song, it's annoying,
like if you're at.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
A party or something, you're in a park song, Yeah,
j great game for a DJ.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
So annoying, and then they could DJ to a bunch
of ADHD people who would love it.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
They would love it. Yeah, A good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I think we can all agree it's worth splashing out
for the three ply to wilet paper paper.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah, it's worth it. You use more of the one
plie because not thicking up from where you're getting one
fly from. It's been times. It's tough and this cost
of me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Mate, I've had one plot, have you, and I've regretted it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
You can get two plight might peck and say the
warehouse and starts the one ply is so thin privileged
because I don't even know where you're like, where do
you even I don't even know where to get anything
less than three play. I've never even seen it in
my house.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
We've got twelve plants backed me up on the one
ply I'm not joking. It's so thin you can see
through it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Yes, the rest of a finger going all the way through.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
That's not even the risk.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
It happens every time, every time, and you've used three
times as much. Yeah, that will do. That will that.
It's about all we've got left in us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
So running on empty, need to get myself to a
gas station and fuel up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
What would you run on me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
You'd be Diesel Oregon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
No, you'd be Diesel. Why all those black fumes coming
out of the back of you. Excuse you, I'd run on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
You'd run on premium, thank you very much, because you
only because you need the best as a compliment.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I was gonna say, I'm happy to go on ninety one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I'm a man of the people, a man of the
A man of the people doesn't say I'm a man
of the people.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yes we do, Okay, I believe you, Yes we do.
I believe you. I believe anyway. I've gotta get out
of here. I've got a booking at a very nice
restaurant in Ponds and me to get to table for
two at Prago. Please, man of the people, have a
great weekend. Everybody happy. Martariki makes you get in touch
with your loved ones this weekend. That's what it's all about.

(01:01:57):
And we will catch you back early in the morning
next week for some breakfast radio brand.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
God.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah, you keep reminding me. We will see them bright
and early. I see then my ban Clinton on instance, Facebook,
TikTok

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
And live weekdays for three on Simi