ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st July 2024

• How did Clint's big night go??
• Thoughts on the USA presidential debate....
• Bree had an explosive weekend, oh dear
• Has 'Hawk Tuah' girl made any money? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network Zedmsbury and Clint save.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Like a Boss with KFC's nine ninety nine Wicked Pack
and a big call.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It this year's feral cat killing contest in North Canterbury.
The hunt finished yesterday after two months. Organizer Matt Bailey
seys around three hundred and seventy feral cats were killed,
with one hunter bagging sixty five on one property free
in Clint.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
It's a readily versus lady thanks to the tool Shed QE.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
We owned trusted by treating.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, if you haven't heard this on our afternoon shall
we do it every day and around just after three
o'clock where we put the trades versus the ladies together
in a bit.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Of a quiz.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, daily quiz. It's brought to you by the tool Shed.
At the moment we've got a great prize from the
tools Shed. It's a led light and fifty bucks cash
up for grabs if you're the winner. But mainly it's
about the bragging rights to be honest, and we keep
score for the whole year.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
The ladies are dominant.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, the lady's going well this year. They're on fifty
seven wins for the year. The trades are on forty nine,
but it could change in the mornings. Maybe you know
the trades.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Are up early. Let's go to our lady first.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
She's thirty nine from the Hut Belly and she is
a huge film buff. In fact, she's beaten Bree in
our movie Guessing Game. What's the plot before? Welcome to
the show, Ingrid's that's a muddier Ingrid.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Hello, my arch nemesis, we meet you again. It's been
too long.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You can work alongside Bree today. You don't have to
beat her. You have to beat Stacy. She's our trading
from Krasher. She's twenty six and the fun fact about her,
she's got weird toes.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Hi stays high, stays morning.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
God, how are you?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
I thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:46):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Can you elaborate for us? Like how why are they weird?

Speaker 8 (01:50):
Oh they're weird?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Weird wid weib Oh how many?

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Like all of them?

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Just like the first, the big ones and in the
nixt one.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
And you've got a little three peck Does that mean
you can't wear jandles?

Speaker 6 (02:13):
All right, it's more like you're like the toe socks. Yeah, yes,
that's painful.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, well you're not missing it on too much with
those toe socks.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
To be honest, Look, I think it's a good thing,
Stace that you can't wear the toe socks.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Stacey, you is trading Ingrid, your lady. The first of
three correct dancers gets the prize.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Question number one, what is the longest running and animated
American TV show?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Lady, I'm gonna say Ingrid just got in first.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Is it the Simpsons?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
It is the Simpsons? Nice work. One to the ladies.
Question number two, which streaming platform is the home to
the show?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Bridgeton?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yes, Stacy, you got in first. Yeah, nice work. Were
one apiece at this stage. Question number three buzzing.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
When you can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Lady, Ingridd, well done, Ingrid two for the ladies, one
of the trades. You need this one, Stace to stay
in At question number four, who did the Wars beat
over the weekend at Mount Smart? Yes, Stacy, Oh no,

(03:28):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Know, Ingrid. Do you want to have a guess?

Speaker 9 (03:33):
I know, I think about Rugby.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
It was the Chief Nopot We were looking for the Broncos.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
That means, Stacey, you're still in a Question number five,
which two thousand hit had a revival after it was
featured in the movie Saltburn this year.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Lady Yes Ingrid for the wind murder on the Dutch.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Too bad about losing? What's the plot to England? She's sharp?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
How good is a long weekends?

Speaker 9 (04:07):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I love a long weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Noah, good's a long week It's interesting when you have
the Friday instead of the Monday.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Really is, because I keep going, what day is it?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Wait a second, because I'm also less likely to party
on the Sunday. If we have a Monday off, you
just go, I've got an extra Sunday. But when you
have the Thursday off, you got your like I've got
an extra Friday.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, that's how That's kind of how I view it.
I went out on Friday night. Did you go out
on Friday night?

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
It was a good day to go out, snake being
in the middle, Yeah, because then you had Saturday and
Sunday exactly.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
It was lovely.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
You do tend to start a bit earlier on the
Friday if you've got the Friday off.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Work though, totally. I went out on the Thursday. Oh
look at you party animal, and I.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Don't just for context, I don't really go out much anymore.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Like it's a rarity. It's a rarity.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, And I lost a bit to my good friend Idy.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
And the bit was bit was that you had to
go out. Yeah, yeah, we put a bit.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
We put a bit on the Super Rugby final because
I'm a Chiefs Fannies, a Blues fan. Well, you lost
badly loser by his dinner. I was like, that's fine,
go out for dinner. I can go out for dinner.
Be fun, go for dinner with my friend Ed. And
I said to my wife because I made the spear
bed up just in case I got home late.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
But I said, I won't be home late.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
We have a dinner reservation for seven o'clock, Like it's dinner.
You'll be home by ten o'clock.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
The such.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You're such a bullshit artist because you said to me
here on Thursday when we finished, you go, I'm going
out for dinner.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah, I'm going to have a big one. Yeah I know,
And you.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Look excited about it. You were like, I'm gonna leave
my car here. You'd had it all plan.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I know, because I get the I get the you know,
I get the I get the I get the bit
between my teeth and then all of a sudden, I
lose all perspective. I guess that's what alcoholics are, Like, Hey,
they have one drink and then it's all out the
way party.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Anyway, went out for dinner and then went to like
three bars afterwards. Three bars, Yeah, which is a lot. Wait,
somebody doesn't go out. Wait, I need to know. I
need to know.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You're in your thirties, in your late thirties. What bars
did you and your friend Eddie attend? What bars? Just
some like thirty's appropriate bars you went? You went to
Long Room, didn't you didn't?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
And then you get up and you're like, yeah, no,
those are all very those are very trendy young people
bars and ponds me, oh my god, I just said
trendy young.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
People bars and then you ended on k roh. Didn't
you know? We just win to some bars? Okay? What bars?
I want to know? Producers, do you want to know
what bars? They were? Well by people are? I went
to Cheble Bar?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh yeah, okay, class lime bar, Lime?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Okay. I went to Hopper's Bar.

Speaker 10 (06:50):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Anyway, before you know it, it's half last twelve and
I'm standing outside Hoppers asking some random guy if I
can have a suck on his.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Vape, that's what you call it.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
An I left my car in the city so I
couldn't get to my car, so then part of your
weekend is design to try and get your car back.
And I left my bag with my laptop and my
sunglasses and my car keys at one of the bars.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh oh you had a big one, A big one.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah what bar? Did you a chapel bar?

Speaker 11 (07:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
So they looked after it for you. You're lucky. You're
lucky they did. They put it behind the bar.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
I called them and I was like, I left my
bag there and they're like, don't know what sort it out? Oh,
you're so lucky. I know, I know, but this and
again and when I've done.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That, I was like, you left it out of chapel
because people are honestly totally you know.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
And then I went and then I went this, why
I don't go out? So yeah, well go out. You know,
big blow out. When you do big.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Blow saying trendy young people bars is going to give
me like the you know that it's when you give
yourself and you remember something that you've and then you
WinCE up.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Like that trendy young people bar.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh, those are the trendy young people bars. I go
to trendy I'm a trendy young person. Okay, I shouldn't
be there.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh my god, you've made it worse. Oh no, you're
digging a hole.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I say, debris off here because we're talking about my
big blowout from Thursday night, which I don't really go
out anymore. And I went out and I've got a
DM and my Instagram inbox from some guy that I
talked to outside. One of the bars is like, hey man,
I met you out another night. You were telling me
about your podcast and how you were looking for some
help with it, and we did it. I basically was

(08:37):
networking with people.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Do you remember.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I remember, but I didn't realize that I had gone
as far as being like, let's exchange.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Here, add me on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Thank god I don't have business cards. I'd definitely be there.
Oh you would anyway.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Anyway. It's so funny because first ab droid July. First
ab droid youly, Yeah, how good? How good? Love it?
Good luck if you're doing it. I'm not. I don't
have a problem.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Have you seen this story about the gummies in Australia.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
No, you can get on the gummies. The gummies.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, look, we may have bought a gummy or two
when we went to La that time, you channing tATu, You.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
And Ellie got on the gummies and over there, didn't.
Ellie and I were sharing a room.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
What it's legal legal over there, Yeah, it's legal over there.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well, this is not the strong those gummies. Those were
the CBD gummies. These are mushroom gummies in Australia. I
didn't realize that you could get mushroom mummies and Ozie
at the moment, there's a big crackdown on these because
they're putting people in hospital.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
These mushroom gummies have listen to us.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
A colorful sales pitch for euphoria and calm, but authorities
say they've been putting people in hospital.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
People have been unconscious, almost in a coma. They are
unable to be waken up. This is a major issue.
This can be life threatening.

Speaker 9 (09:59):
In WA, Laura Jones ended up in hospital, so have
five others in New South Wales, three in Queensland, one
in South Australia. The common link Uncle Frog's mushroom gummies
made in the USA sold online for up to one
hundred and thirty four dollars for a twin pack featuring
either extracts of the quarterseps or lions, main, mushroom and hemp.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Aren't we weird as a species where we'll just take shit.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
We'll just be like, oh, yeah, I wonder what this
will do to me. Yeah, I'll give it a go.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
And if someone tells you that it has health benefits,
you go, oh yeah, I'll stick that in me.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah that's fine.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Multivitamin yeah, multi multi vitamin are all bs.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Let's be real. Breeze anti multi vitamin ye, I just
don't show me the research. I saw this. I kind
of agree with you.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I saw an article on one of the news and
it was multi vitamins do nothing for you unless you
have a vitamin deficiency, and then no crap, a rikly
below it, about two squares over was a link that
said how multi vitamins are beneficial to men. And there
couldn't be more conflicting advice within this on the exact

(11:10):
same screen from a big news service.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
And they're expensive, Like, I wonder how much money they make.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
It makes so much money, it'd be like a billion
dollar industry. Multi vitamins.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
My wife's on the mushies. She puts a scoop of
mushroom lion's maine.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I saw on Jeremy Clarkson's farm. He talks about.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
It on that show.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
She puts a scoop of lion's mane and a coffee
each morning. How weird is it that she's fine?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, yeah, she's But I think that's obviously you know,
a reputable place she buys it from, or does she
just go out into the into the ones mushrooms and go, oh,
ground this up.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Exactly right, because mushrooms. Mushrooms are the weirdest thing. There's
three types of mushrooms. There's psychedelic mushrooms send you on
a buzzy trip. There's once you put in healthy animal
mushrooms you put in your food and you eat. And
then there's the mushrooms that literally kill you and they
and they're just all out there and the mushrooming around.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
The biggest category is the ones that kill you.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Do you can the more mushrooms kill you than help you,
I reckon, Yeah, but they're all out.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
There and you just pick them.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, and you go to some vegan cafe and they're like,
do you want someone toasted the wild field mushrooms?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
And how wild are we talking?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I kind of want if I'm going to eat wild
field mushrooms, I kind of want the chance of a
psychedelic trip. I'm going to risk my life. I at
least want there to be some set of.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
As soon as someone goes we found these out in
the field.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
We're pretty sure that they're magic.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I'm like out, and I'm like, did the guy who
picked them?

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Does he have dreadlocks? Yes?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
And I go, okay, sweet, I'm fine with that. Clint, Hello,
everybody spring Clint. We're going to have a round of
I Guess the Noise Nicks, which is a game that
we play in the afternoon, but we're going to bring
it to the morning.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah, it's pretty easy.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
You'll join one of our teams and you just have
to guess noises faster than the other team.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
You need to be a bit switched on. Although I
don't know what the noises are. Last week, they were
incredibly easy, way too easy.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Like knocking on a door.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Codia was really phoning it in before she left for
America for a few weeks.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
I mean, fair enough knocking on a door.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
She was like so like a radio station for dumb dumbs.
You know when something is too easy. It was way
too easy. We've got a teammate for Bree. It's you, Caroline. Caroline.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Have you Monday? Hey Caroline, thank you?

Speaker 10 (13:42):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
How's your long weekend?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh? Pretty well?

Speaker 12 (13:46):
Of housework and cleaning out stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
It's a bit light, that, isn't it nice?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Okay, we've got a teammate for me. Now, Andy, you're
on team Clint. Good Andy, morning mate, We're going to go.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
You have a good long weekend?

Speaker 10 (14:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Sure, another around of COVID, but hey, we're.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
All got Andy. I thought I had the worst long weekend.
You might top mine, though.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I saw someone I know who got COVID on the
weekend two and they don't even know where to get
rat tests from anymore.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Did you get a w rec? Did you do it?
We had one left over in the cupboard which was
like four days from expiring, and our congratulations Andy, was
it the whole household?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Every run down, that's all right, And now we don't
get another long weekend for age ruined that.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Ella's going to run the game.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
You know how you're rating on Claudia for it being
too easy. Yes, well, don't write on me. I've done
a bit.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Oh no.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
The theme is Claudia is she's gone to the airport.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
She's on holiday, so it's holiday airport themed.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
You've thinked it around our producer that's not here, so that's.

Speaker 10 (14:59):
Straight one for you.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Clint, what a theme?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I think that theme sounds great, Ella, I thought it
was really good.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Was the theme begin going on holiday?

Speaker 10 (15:09):
Yeah? Holiday themed? Alright, you need a holiday relaxed.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Sorry, that's a good call. Actually you pay that one.
You pay her.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
Now you two start first.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
We will get the noise first, and then Andy and Caroline.
You guys will get a chance to guess the noise.

Speaker 10 (15:28):
Okad, yep, all right, hang tight, here's round one. That's
an aeroplane, correct.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
I'm warming up to Claudia's new role, big girl, Claudia.

Speaker 10 (15:42):
I'm filling some boots. Leave me alone, Clint.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
I'm happy. I got a point.

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Yeah, Freeze got one point.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Andy and Caroline you ready for a go? All right
with your name? Don't overthink it.

Speaker 10 (15:52):
Okay, here's your second round.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, the ant calm lady call to call to the gate.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
Yes, there you go. Yeah, well done.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I don't know how you got that, Andy, but that
was amazed.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
It was a nail in what's the same haystack? Needle
in a haystack?

Speaker 5 (16:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I think I think they're saying you're looking for is
you hit the nail on the head?

Speaker 10 (16:20):
Yes, Okay, briand Clett when you're.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Around, can my suitcase bring zipped up? Clintz clin a suitcase?

Speaker 10 (16:29):
Thank you? Oh my gosh, you grace all right?

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Positive attitude? Positive?

Speaker 13 (16:34):
What we are.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Caroline one and Andy? Clint you need this one to
keep us in at Caroline.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
Carolina, carry breathe, let's go Caroline, Andy, just a noise, guys.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
Beams a st warmed at this game, believably.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
What's a steam train got to do with going on holiday?

Speaker 10 (17:02):
Sometimes you take a train to go.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
To Wait, who's catching a train to go on holiday?

Speaker 10 (17:08):
People who were in Europe?

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Oh there's a good pointe. Hey, you both did well.
But Andy, we've got fifty dollars cash coming your way.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Congratulations, nice work made.

Speaker 14 (17:22):
God.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
I shouldn't I shouldn't have said last week it was
too easy. I I think you did well.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Thanks degree Confidentially, one of the sounds was dog barking.

Speaker 15 (17:36):
Yes, it's hard this game.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I think it went up and not from last week
we had and we laugh.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Something that's been coming up on my.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Feed recently is all these people documenting these rubbery fruits
that they're buying over in the States.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
What do we made rubbery fruits?

Speaker 13 (17:54):
Like?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
The consistency is off?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeh, Like it's quite like rubbery, like you aren't really
break it, and it just isn't the right consistency for
the type of fruit. And there's heaps of people now
reporting different fruits in different parts of America.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah, okay, I mean I sound like I've fallen down
the rabbit.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Hole a little bit, but I's like, let's just talk
about it for a second. So one of the videos
that's gone super viral is this mum who purchased a
watermelon at a Seattle grocery store, and this is her
talking about it because she gave to her kids and
all the kids like bought the watermelon back in and said,

(18:34):
I don't want to eat this.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
It's weird. I can't believe I got one. I got
a ribbery watermelon. The texture is so weird. You gotta
bend it so barrow before it a little break and
with the process.

Speaker 15 (18:45):
This is like an eat dollar watermelon.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Geez, I'd love an eight dollar watermelon.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Watermelons and New Zealand are like thirty thirty five dollars
a kilo.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
It's just water. So the rabbery fruit phenomenon.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
So there's I've looked into it. The ones that have
been reported that watermelon, a lot of avocados, rubbery avocados,
a lot of rubbery avocados, a blueberry, a blueberry in
bananas as.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Well, rubbery bananas. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
So I've done some research into the conspiracy. So there's
a few theories flying around. The first one is a
bit out the gate and it says that the government
conspiracy is that they're trying to poison the population of
plastic food.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
No one always comes up that's the trail people, yes.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yes, Or this one where people said it's a negative
side effect of chemical fertilizers and pesticides used in the
farming process.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Those people always get in there too.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Anyway, people are now like it's a big thing over
in America. People are worried about buying fruit.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Can I ask where you did your research? Oh, just reputable?
Did you go and look it up?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
On news sites from trusted news organizations, or did you
just go into the comments on the TikTok video and
then look for the blue comments so you could click
on that one that took you to the next video.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I mean, does it count if it was a news
TikTok account?

Speaker 5 (20:18):
What was the news TikTok account? What was it? CNN?
Was NBC? Was it even Fox? It was BuzzFeed?

Speaker 8 (20:27):
Right?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
No, I don't know. I can't remember. This is the
problem these days. There wasn't it. You could be one
hundred percent right.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I'm not saying that I'm right. I'm just saying this
is what's come up.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
I know, but this is what people are saying. I'm
not saying I believe it.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
But because we all just watched TikTok now and if
it seems real, we go geez, that's wild, doesn't don't
we It's just interesting I only watched TikTok now so
much that they're literally turning off news Hub.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
So well, there's a lot of people saying as well
that people just don't know when their food's gone bad.
Oh okay, but I mean, have you ever had an avocado?
Like if an avocado is gone bad?

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Last thing. Yeah, there's only one way, and avocado is
good and it's.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Not rubbery and bright green, because that's what all these
avocados look like.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
It's going brown and disgusting. All right, Well, chick your
through everybody. Well surely not here, surely not here, not here?
Ye you think you think that I'm like gone crazy, Well.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
I just don't know where you got your I've never
heard of this look, to be honest, I was just
trying to find something to talk about this morning.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Right Clint, Tom tuels In, Brian, Clint, that is Zach
Brian and Pink Skies. I keep seeing TikTok videos of
people clearing out their grandparents' house or like their family house.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Sit to that song, Oh so sad a breaks my heart.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, and then they like splice in like photos of
their family, like having Christmas in the lounge room, and
then they take the photo away and then the lounge
room is empty now.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
And then they show how much money they got from
trade me, from selling.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Everything, selling on grandma's shit. Yeah. Yea long weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I feel like I should be way more rested than
what I am.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
I was telling you off here this morning. You were like,
how was your weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I was like, I had the weekend from a hell
my because I've got two dogs, and on Thursday night,
one of my dogs got very, very sick violent.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I'd call it explosive diary.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Explosive dog diary, explosive Diarryea.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
What concerns me about that? As you have inside dogs?
We do, Yeah, we do have inside dogs.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
And I'm not joking when I say I spent the
entire weekend cleaning up poop, like just the entire weekend,
And I felt like I felt so bad for her
because she's been so sick for and I mean she
ended up going to the to the ved hospital and
that she had to be admitted and they don't really
know what's wrong with her.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
And then we bought her home last night. Anyway, which
dog is it?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's the Whitney Houston, the little one, which is really
unusual for her because she doesn't ever get diarrhea, like
she's that old dog. Yeah, but she's like got an
eye we call her eyeing gut. She got an eye gut,
Like normally she's completely fine, but she's just really sick
at the moment. And anyway, we took her to the
vet and she got admitted on this Saturday night, which

(23:26):
gave us a chance to clean everything because like we've
oh my god, I don't come over to my house because.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
You're so lucky that you have wood floors.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And so here's the thing, right, we do so very lucky.
We do have like rugs in some of the rooms
as you do.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
And anyway, last night we brought her home from the
vet and I've set her up on the couch like
there was a towel and a blanket and like a
puppy pad underneath, just in case, because she's just you
just don't know when it's.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Going to blow.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
And it was a real low point for me last night.
When I've set her up on the couch, I'm just
trying to look after it because i just feel so bad.
So she looks so miserable and I've set her up
on the couch and directly blow My couch is a
rug like underneath the underneath the color like a like
a light gray typical millennium all over here.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Everything's great.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Anyway, last night, she at one point, you know what
it's like when you have diarhad it can just all
of a sudden just come on like that and you run.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
To the toilet.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
She was laying there next to me and she's asleep,
and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
She's like awoken.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
And it scared me because I was trying to do
work and she's like awoken, and she's went to make
a run for it, and I didn't want to grab
her because I feel bad because she's sick.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
And so she's jumped down onto the carpet.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Next minute, I see, I see what's about to happen.
And we've just cleaned everything. Everything's been cleaned. We had
the bistle out.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
And so she exploded on the rug. Look, I may
I may have. I may have caught it. Oh in
your hand? Did you cut that on us? I didn't know.
How did you catch it? Then it's coming out like
like lava. Like I just explode.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I just had an audible scream through two sheets of
soundproof glass.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
At the idea of you catching the diarrhea. By the way,
that is feeral.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'm not joking when I say it's probably one of
the grossest things I've ever done. To be honest, I
was in my partner's good books. Oh, like it was
just I just you know, like I don't know, it
was just my reaction.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
I just cleaned everything, and I was like, oh, just
was it much? She's making the two hand cup? Is
that how you caught it?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I'd say, it's like, you know, like a wicket keeper
caught it on the on the angle.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
So so let's roll this forward two hands full of
dog shit?

Speaker 9 (26:08):
You do?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
You don Well, then I had the problem where I
didn't know what she was going to do. But then
obviously I'm incapacitated. I've got it.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
You can't even open a door to go outside and
throw it in the book garden or anything.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Luckily the door was open to the launde room, so
I've just walked into the bathroom and then turn the
tap on with my elbow.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
You washed dog diarrhea down your seat? What else was
I going to do in the toilet? So many others
it wasn't enough, Like it wasn't enough.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I'm not saying I caught like a big handful, like
it was just a little bit because she's been so sick.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
I mean that's the base and you wash your face, well, yeah, yeah,
I'd go to the laundry tub or clean a sink.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Do you think you could you know how you have
a designated vomitbol sorry to say, like, never use that
bowl for anything else, but could you start using a
designate and poble?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
No, Pep's out of it up.

Speaker 10 (27:09):
No, not for food.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Every family did that, Let's be real. Every family.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, but it was a low point. But it's what
you do. You saved the rug, saved the rug.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
You're caring for your loved one.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Exactly, my poor diarye little explosive loved one.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
We just played zach Brian before.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
By the way, I just saw on TikTok that he
got the hocktur girl on stage.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
He found her and got her up on stage. What
is the world?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Ays?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I know?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
And now she's doing Zach Brian Conscon's talking about this
girl here.

Speaker 15 (27:37):
Had give him that? Howk dude spent on that name?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
And all she does is walk out. She's holding a
beer and she's the microphone. She says something that you
can't even understand.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
She's like the crowd's like, there's a log turgle. She's
had some free drinks, saying, oh a few.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Can you imagine everyone would be buying that girl of drake?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh yeah, totally? How long does it last. I wonder
with that stuff too, how long? Well?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
I mean I literally watched the thing the other day
on the Walmart yodeling kid.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Is he still going? Yeah, he said quite a bit
bit of success.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Have you heard him since he's since he went through puberty,
he's boys dropped. Sounds like a completely different person as
I mean as people.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, but his singing.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Voice after they dropped is.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Quite quite lovely.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Free England.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
The first presidential debate of the twenty twenty four US
election went down on Friday between Trump and Biden, and.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Boy it was bad. What a disaster, What a disaster.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Like absolute train wreck. Who would have thought that Donald
Trump wouldn't be the most talked about thing exactly right?
You know, it's taken all of this exactly right, limelight
and pressure off him because of how Joe Biden appeared.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
How bad it was.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, in the debate, for reference, Trump is seventy eight,
se he's no spring chicken, and Joe Biden is eighty one.
Not that age should exclude anybody from anything, but I
feel like this time it probably should, unfortunately, and it's
not even age. It's just someone who doesn't look like

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they are up to it.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Well, when you're questioning and not to sound you know,
a bit morbid, but when you're questioning whether they will last.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
The entire term, that's such a good point. It's probably
not the best candidate, is it.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
The election is not until November, so it's still four
months away. Joe Biden's birthday is in November. He'll be
eighty two, and if he completes the presidential term, he
will be eighty six by the end of it. If
he gets re elected, this is what everyone's talking about.
This is a clip of Joe Biden speaking in the
debate over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
We'd be able to write way about his debt.

Speaker 14 (29:57):
We'd be able to help make sure that all those
things we need to do, childcare, elder care, making sure
that we continue to suppranic stones in our healthcare system,
making sure that we're able to make every single solitary
person eligible for what I've been able to do with
the with the COVID, I excuse me, with dealing with

(30:18):
everything we have to do with.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Look, if we finally beat medicare.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Thank your president, by byes, and then the guy just
wraps him up. The guy hosting the debate yes, thank you.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
I think sad for him, you know, because normally, you.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Know, the host, their job is to push them, yea,
and they know each other and they push each other
and they in the past.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Trump has yelled over people. This time he just let
him go. And then at the end a couple of times,
Trump just went, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
What he said. I actually don't know. I actually don't
know how to reply to that because I don't know
what what he just said.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Do you have an audio of Yeah, so this is a
clip that Russell Brand actually put out another questionable source,
but anyway, the video is out there and it is
audio of Joe Biden in the twenty twenty presidential election.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
So four years actually recorded in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
But yeah, so the last one four years ago, and
then you can hear it cut between that and now
I don't even need to tell you which one is,
which it starts with four years ago.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
And then goes to the one that's just happened over
the week. We'll go back and forth.

Speaker 14 (31:27):
He Lessen continue to think we have to make fundamental
changes in civil rights, and those civil rights, by the way,
include not just on my African Americans, but the LGBT community.
He wants to get away with it, get rid of
the ability of medicare to owen for the ability for the.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
I did not oppose bussing in America.

Speaker 14 (31:47):
What I opposed is bussing ordered by the Department of Education.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
That's what I opposed.

Speaker 14 (31:52):
Making sure that we're able to make every single solitary
person eligible for what I've been able to do with.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
That's that's that's enough.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I just and I feel like I've seen a lot
of Americans commenting on this. I just can't understand that
how in a country as big as America.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
And is a smart, intelligent, wealthy I.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Mean, these are the These are the best.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
These are the two. Yeah, like are you joking? Like
we can't find anyone else.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
But then a lot of people felt the same about
the New Zealand adiction, not to the same degree, but.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
They're like, really, is this all we've got the whole country?
We don't have anyone else? Is the best we've got.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Interestingly, George Bush and Bill Clinton, former presidents, both gave
a talk together for this debate. They are both get this,
this will blow your mind.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
George W.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Bush and Bill Clinton are both younger than Trump and
Joe Biden, and they both said during that talk, they said,
we are too old to be president and we're younger
than those two.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
That's wild a it is it is?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I don't know, Yeah, not that anybody asks, and not
we want in this tarianly political.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
I think they will replaced Joe Biden this week. I
think they have to, which means yeah, it's quite late. Yeah,
which means which means who knows.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I don't know who else is watching this, but America's
Sweethearts is this doco that is about the Dallas cheerleaders.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
I've seen the trailer for it, Dallas.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Cowboy Cheerleaders or the DCC as they call them, and
I am entranced. I'm obsessed. I can't stop watching it.
It's one of the most I mean, it's so toxic,
is it? Oh?

Speaker 5 (33:49):
So toxic?

Speaker 7 (33:50):
Like?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
And essentially they follow for one season that this group
of cheerleaders.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Because they change them every season.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
They have to fight for their spot every season, right,
they have to retry out. So it kicks off where
they go to tryouts and they watch, you know, what
these women go through to make the team and then
what they you know, have to do to stay on
the team and all this stuff that they do for
the organization. But something that really stood out to me

(34:19):
was they talk about it and how much they get paid.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
As a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, okay, I've got a little bit of the trailer
here if you haven't seen it. This is on Netflix
and it's called America's Sweethearts.

Speaker 10 (34:31):
Beautiful, classy, feminine.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Everything would be perfect if I were that woman.

Speaker 15 (34:37):
It's a lot of pressure every single night.

Speaker 10 (34:39):
Our job is to make it look easy.

Speaker 15 (34:42):
Since I was little Downs cow chielders, that's what I
want to do.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
This is what training camp is for.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Some drive, some buckle under pressure, some kind of disappointment
your left get what makes this team.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
We're making cuts tonight.

Speaker 16 (35:03):
You are not in the top thirty six right now.

Speaker 10 (35:05):
We're angry and we're emotional brutal.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
So I let that show cheer Yeah kind of. But
like this is I don't know. It just goes into
the history of the Dallas cheerleaders and all this stuff
that comes into it. But the biggest part that stood
out for me when I was watching it they talk
about how much.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
They get paid.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh okay, and it's now coming out since this documentary.
All of these past DCC members are coming out and
talking about how badly they were treated.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
But I've got this clip of this woman.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
This is a few years ago, she used to be
on the team, and she talks about how much.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
She was paid.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
My first year on the team working for the Cowboys,
I made approximately five thousand dollars and the highest that
I ever made my third year on the team was
sixteen thousand.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Let's break it down even more.

Speaker 9 (35:55):
She says, the Dallas Cowboys paid cheerleaders eight dollars an
hour to practice when.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
She was on the team, and on game day only
gave them two hundred bucks apiece.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
What So in the doco they talk about because that
was a few years ago from their next cheerleader. So
in the doco they talk about how they were paid
as little as about twenty two thousand dollars per year whilst.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
On the team for a full year. For this is
a full season. Ok.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, And then I've done some calculations because this just
enraged me. It enraged me so much when you look
at how much that organization is worth and how much
they profit off these women. Like these women do calendars
that they sell, they send them to all these like
appearances and do all these things Netflix shows about them.

(36:43):
They make them and they pay them absolute pay nuts.
The Dallas Cowboys are valued at around nine billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Last season they spent about two hundred and twenty million
in payments to the players play on that team. Anyway,
the part that made me so angry was this woman
in the in the doco. She's the daughter of the
guy who owns it, who owns the Cowboys. Anyway, when

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they talked about how much they get paid, she says,
and I quote, there's a lot of cynicism around pay
for NFL cheerleaders, as it should be. They're not paid
a lot, But the facts are they actually don't come
here for the money. They come here for something that's
actually bigger than that. To them, what a load of

(37:35):
bees the carotive.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
You're lucky to be here. This is the opportunity of
a lifetime. There's a million other girls who will do
it for a lot less.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
That's exactly right. And they're like, you don't know where
this could lead? No, no, I know, this is this
is the end. This is the this is the this
is where it's leading exactly lead to this.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's so interesting in the docco all these women work
all these different jobs just to make like rent, and
then this is like a full time job as well,
and they don't pay them anything.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Producer Ellie, you've watched bits and pieces of it to
a Yeah, I need to so calm. It's because I
don't understand.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
She pretty much goes on about, you know, it's a
privilege to be here, it's for exposure, blah.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Blah blah blah. The daughter of the owners is the exactly.
But you could say the same thing about the players.
They're lucky to be playing. And in my opinion, the
cheerleading is just as much a sport. It's just as much.
You see how athletic these women are.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
The full time fronting a brand like that they're making
so the thing that drives me insane is they're making
so much money, like it's a whole brand in itself.
The DCCs this is a hospital, pass this documentary.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
They would be great branding.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
They would have thought this is like the drive to
survive for the jealous cowboys.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
But actually I have been completely called out that they've
outed themselves.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I can't believe how they couldn't see how toxic and
how bad this is going to come off for them
hopefully this doc Oh it means there's some changes had organization.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Gin is here, Hi, Jinna Jenna more than guys, How
are you? Are you overpaid or underpaid? You reckon?

Speaker 8 (39:06):
Oh look, I'm a teacher.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
I reason we're all underpaid underpaid?

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Yeah right, yeah, So it depends who you talk to
and where you are on the scale. But even if
you're top of the scale, I truly believe for the
work we do for the stakeholders there are you know
the fact that we've got twenty five to thirty kids
in our classroom. We're looking after their academic needs, their social, mental,

(39:29):
everything their house needs on a day to day data totally.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Are you do a lot more than just teaching? You're
like doing everything. It's so important.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
I just I just googled.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
It says between sixty five and eighty five K for
a teacher in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Is that about right?

Speaker 17 (39:42):
No?

Speaker 8 (39:42):
The top the top sellery now I think in the
new collective is about I think from memory will go
to ninety. Oh no, we might even reach one hundred.
Off the top of my head, but I did.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
That's like head a department or something.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yeah, totally all right, Well up the teachers. That's really
good perspective. Thank you, Jenna. They stalk to Anonymous Hignonymous.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Hig Anonymous, Hi, you overpaid or underpaid? Anonymous?

Speaker 12 (40:06):
Completely underpaid.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
That's not what we want to hear. I think everyone's
going to say that this morning, that what do you
what do you do? Anonymous?

Speaker 12 (40:14):
Well, I've least it now because I saw the lights. Yes,
I was paid sixty one thousand, five hundred to be
essentially a marketing manager art director, but my title was
graphic designer.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Oh they made you do everything. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I feel like graphic graphic designers always get pulled into
that where they're doing a million different things and they're dealing.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
With people making a young person who knew how to
use photoshop Anonymous, and they're like, oh, you're the marketing manager.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Now you can run all of our social media.

Speaker 12 (40:45):
It's not successful.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
What a load of bs? Another Anonymous call high Anonymous.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Hello, I'm going I think you made overpaid a underplay
Please say underpaid?

Speaker 5 (40:56):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (40:57):
I'm a carrier and I get paid twenty four seventy
five an hour?

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Enough, friarer, you're raising baby cows.

Speaker 18 (41:04):
I am it was ectually really hard work.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
What time did you start work this morning?

Speaker 15 (41:09):
I'm just on my way there now.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
And how many years experience do you have, Anonymous, getting
that paid that kind of money?

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Seven years to be on close to minimum wage.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
That's so disappointing.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Do you reckon there's other people in your industry who
are making good money, anonymous, or it's all kind of
the same across the board.

Speaker 18 (41:29):
No, I think there's people that do make good money,
Like if I have a look online as jobs advertised
for like thirty five dollars an hour.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Okay, Well, here's the other end of your job spectrum.
So you're raising the calfs. We've got to text them
from a freezing worker who says, I cut up kettle
and I make one hundred and ten grand a year. Ah. Yeah,
nice's cutting up the things that you spend all your
time raising and they're getting paid more than you.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Wow, thanks Anonymous, we appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Someone said I'm overpaid as a tire fitter in Queenstown.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
I earned thirty five dollars an hour. How good? That's
pretty good? And how good you can admit to being
overpaid as well. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
I love people that are like I can admit that
I'm overpaid. I think anyone that has to plan a
proposal I feel bad for because I feel like there's
so much pressure on you guys, Like anyone that's had
to plan a proposal before. I feel like there's so
much stress and anxiety that goes into it that I

(42:30):
can't sympathize because I've never done it, but I can
just imagine. So let me just pre empty this story
by saying that because there's a woman who has asked
the Internet for advice because she is quite upset, quite
disappointed in her proposal. Okay, so here's what happened. Here's
what went down. So apparently she said that they her

(42:54):
and her partner have been together for a couple of years,
and they had just been indoor gardening. Oh, it just
spent spends the time, spent some time indoor gardening, and
then they were getting ready for bed. They'd lay down
in bed getting ready. Well, I think they went and
brushed their teeth and maybe came back and laid down

(43:16):
in bed.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
I don't know brushing the teeth. I wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I probably I brushed my teeth after really yeah, and
then yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Know, you're good to go. It was usually it's weirdly intimate.
She usually out like a light but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, there's something I didn't think i'd be picturing on
a Monday morning, but here we are. Anyway, she said,
you know, after they're about to go to sleep, her
partner has lent over and said, you know, I really
want us to be engaged by the end of the year.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
How about we go shopping for a ring over the summer.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Oh yeah, okay, And she said it's not how she
pictured being prepared pose to.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, where it was just you know, a bit of
a thought just before you're going to sleep, and he
just kind of throws it out there and says, oh,
you want to go shove.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Them for a ring on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I get it's a bit. It's a bit. It's a
bit procedural. Is that the word, you know, like you're
just following a process.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
There's not much romance maybe, But on the other hand,
on the other hand, I do think it's lovely that
he's obviously thought about it.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
He's throwing out commitment.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
He said, you can pick your own ring, which I
think is a nice touch because sometimes you know.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
If also he was in his heavy place, you know,
the thing had just been Yeah, yeah, he had that
clarity that comes.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
But I get it if she had always fantasized.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
About the one knee and the beautiful location and even
just being able to see the ring, you.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Know, yeah, then like someone.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Slightly more, slightly more effort, yeah, like just a little bit.
Mum loves to roast my dad for how underwhelming his
proposal was. He said they were out for dinner. They
were at a restaurant, and he said, how long have
we been together now? And she said about three years?
And he goes, oh, oh, I guess we should get married.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Then, God, yes, you sweep me off.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
His words were, I guess we should get married. Then
I've never didn't it?

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Hook Line and Sinker.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Forty years later, they've just had their fortieth winning anniversary.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Oh well, there he go. Has done something right. Take notes, fellas, I've.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Never asked my dad, who is a strapping Italian man,
how he proposed.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Oh, we get your MoMA and we're gonna ask your mom.
Surely it would have been romantic.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
He's Italian. Yeah, but he's also a busy farmer.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Yeah, I never asked. I've never heard that story. Can
we get her on? What time does she get up?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
I'd be early over in country Queensland. Yeah, it would
be six in the morning.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Let's yeah, it's what time the farmers get up. Oh,
she probably would be my dad. I can call my dad.
He'd be awake.

Speaker 17 (46:10):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
We thought you'd be up this early because your bloody
farm in ours.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Of course, always always dad.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I've never asked you. How did you propose to mum?
Were you romantic or did you just kind of you know?
Was it underwhelming?

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (46:25):
Come on, I'm gonna tell you. Of course I was romantic.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
How to go down there? What did you do?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (46:31):
You going to remember we're very young, We were very young,
and I guess it probably wasn't that romance.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
It sounds like excuses to me.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds like you're remembering it more
romantic than it was.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
You get down on one nae, surely.

Speaker 17 (46:47):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Did you have a ring?

Speaker 10 (46:50):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (46:52):
No, I didn't have a ring. I wanted no, no, no,
well I wanted to make it so that my mum
had something that she really wanted. So look, I'll tell
you the honest truth. You know what actually happens. I
had to go and ask needs permission first, So that
was the first that was that was a hard part.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Yeah, the gatekeeper mum's mum.

Speaker 13 (47:12):
She said yes, and then what she said yes, and
then yeah, we went out for dinner and I got
down on one day after dinner and after and she
said yes.

Speaker 17 (47:23):
So it was good. So yeah, it wasn't that romance.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
What type of food was the restaurant.

Speaker 17 (47:26):
You took her to, Dad, Italian?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Oh, well done, well done. You got at least there
was dinner involved.

Speaker 17 (47:35):
That was a pretty underwhelming one. But yeah, when you
think about.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
It, nobody that was nice. You did the right thing.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Pretty underwhelming for an Italian. How many years, though, Dad,
how many years have you been married?

Speaker 17 (47:46):
Forty three?

Speaker 5 (47:47):
This is underwhelming because you tooked it up and you're like, guys,
come on, I'm Italian.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
I laid down rows pedals, I got completely naked, and
I rode across my body with chocolate.

Speaker 17 (48:02):
Battalion but on the farmer. So it wasn't that great.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
I must have been, that's true.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Lucky you got down that they were still working Steve,
that's the main bafore.

Speaker 17 (48:12):
You're right, don't worry. They were very.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Good, Big Steve. We want to talk about some extra
underwhelming proposals. Kylie's here, Hi, Kylie, Hi, Kylie.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Hi, tell us what we're doing, good mate? What was
the proposal so underwhelming?

Speaker 6 (48:27):
So my husband, my now husband, he spent a whole
week appearing, like we went to the coast. He's like,
I've got a question to ask you, and you know,
you want to get out of the car and I'm like,
that's not really how it goes. And then he spent
the whole week down on Monday picked up a beer
or taking up thing off the ground and you like it,
you know, a whole week of appearing. And we went

(48:47):
to a night out with some friends and he had
a few drinks, not a few drinks, and he just
so you want to you wander what you know, you
want to fourteen years later, two kids, and we're still together.
But it's just a highlight. It's just so funny with
other people sort of here and it's like it's just
a whole week.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Of it sounds funny, it sounds like it suits you guys.
Is that fair?

Speaker 11 (49:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Yeah, Like even though it's like like, well, you know,
I could not a bit better, but I quite.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Like the banter in the lead up to it. Kylie
of the Week, Yeah, that's on one knee because you
can go quite hard out. But if it's not your style,
then it's going to be weird. Weird. Let's talk to
Anonymous Highnonymous High, Anonymous, Hi, did you get an underwhelming proposal?

Speaker 16 (49:31):
I did. It was my ex husband. We've been together
five years and he came home rolling drunk one night.
Did I've decided we're either getting married or we're breaking up?

Speaker 18 (49:44):
What?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Wait he said that to you? We either get married
or will we break up? Yeah, your proposal was an ultimatum.

Speaker 16 (49:51):
Yeah, if I didn't accept the marriage, then.

Speaker 8 (49:54):
We'd break up.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Oh that was doomed from the starts.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
You accept?

Speaker 16 (49:58):
Well, yeah, I did to do my ex husband. So yeah,
we did get married and then no longer.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
And then obviously the relationship broke down.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Did he say in the end, you know, we either
get divorced or we renew our vows?

Speaker 16 (50:15):
No, he went and had an appears his boss.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
That's another way of doing it. That was our sickond option.
Thanks Anonymous, We appreciate it. Vanessa, did you get an
underwhelming proposal? I?

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Yes, I did so.

Speaker 18 (50:31):
The story is that it was coming up to my
birthday and my partner or fiance asked if I wanted
my birthday present early, which of course I said you,
and we were just standing in our hallway and he
pulled the box out of his pocket and throws it
at me.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Oh my god, wait, so he goes have this.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, literally here chuck whatever your dreams of, isn't it, Vanessa?

Speaker 18 (51:00):
Yeah, I caught it. So that was the main thing.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
And did he say anything or he just was like, oh,
well you know what that means?

Speaker 17 (51:07):
No?

Speaker 18 (51:07):
Yeah, yeah, that was pretty much open and I was like, wait,
wait what yeah?

Speaker 15 (51:12):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (51:13):
And oh my god, yeah, is a normal ring or
a wedding ring? Like are you proposing to me?

Speaker 18 (51:20):
Which finger am I wearing?

Speaker 17 (51:21):
The pH exactly right?

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Yeah, oh thank you. I don't believe that.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
One more text we're talking about underwhelming proposals. Someone said
my dad sold his motorbike. He said to mum, well,
I guess we should get a ring. Then it must
have worked because they've been married for forty five years. However,
that particular bike that he sold is now a collector's
item and is worth a round four hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
But he hasn't let mum forget that. No, no, no,
He's like, you better bloody enjoy that I've got your
ring because you take good cure of that bloody ring.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Free inlin.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Don't for their bang as.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Birthday?

Speaker 11 (52:00):
All right.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
If you've never heard this before, we do it every
afternoon on our show. It's where you can call us up,
you tell us what your birthday is, and we do
some calculations here behind the scenes to figure out what
was the number one song when you were sixteen?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Vaughn's going to go first, cut to Vaughan. Vaughn, you
meant to be on Holiday's Vaughn? Why calling in?

Speaker 17 (52:20):
Never never pay holiday?

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Hey mate, All we need is your day to.

Speaker 17 (52:24):
Birth okay, nineteen ten eighty.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Four, All right, that means you were sixteen Vaughn in
the year two thousand and on your sixteenth birthday, this
was at the top one.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Banger.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
What what a jem groove Jit with Sophie Ellis Bixter
from Murder on the Dance Floor?

Speaker 5 (52:50):
What are you rigging?

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Yeah, that's a pretty chill I was hoping.

Speaker 16 (52:54):
For more of a upbeat.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Are you rigging? This is chill? I feel like it's
a bit of you know, it's quite a good roovie,
isn't it. I thought so? All right, wait there, mate,
we're gonna do a birthday banging for cat. You're a cat. Hello, mate,
I think you've got shannie.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Bod morning.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
How was your long weekend? Mate?

Speaker 6 (53:19):
It was all good.

Speaker 12 (53:19):
I just chewed at home with the baby.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Was beautiful, lovely. Okay, well, thanks for calling in. All
we need is your birthday.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Yeah, sure, twenty first of August ninety three.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
All right, may that means you were sixteen and the
year two thousand and nine. We've done our calculations and
this was at the top of.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
The Black eyed peas. They were everywhere.

Speaker 10 (53:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Yeah, that's the vibe.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
That's a good birthday.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
This is always a vibe if you're at a festival
and like it's late in the night and people have
had a few drinks and people just see, you know,
vibe and people just see to embrace.

Speaker 15 (54:01):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
It's in the lyrics.

Speaker 15 (54:03):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Let's do cat now, Hi Cat, Hi Cat?

Speaker 10 (54:06):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
How was your long weekend?

Speaker 13 (54:08):
Cat?

Speaker 10 (54:09):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (54:10):
It was epic had a child with a broken shoulder.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
A broken shoulder, cat, how did they manage that trampoline?

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Was it trampoline?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
No, it's backyard rugby, Okay, trampoline. Trampolines these days are
like the safest place ever. Too safe, two way too safe. Yeah,
because it'll learn a bit of danger.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
A part of the thrill of a trampoline is not
knowing if you're going to get caught in the spring
the spring up.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, we joke cats, seeing as you've been a rough
week in lit's to your birthday being on what's your
day of birth?

Speaker 12 (54:43):
It's the eighteenth of August nine eighty two.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
All right, Cat, that means you were sixteen and nineteen
ninety eight. Come on, we need some good news to cat.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
No, no, some goo goo dolls, Cat.

Speaker 12 (55:01):
Marina.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yeah right, we played that on Thursday on our afternoon
she did. We did too.

Speaker 13 (55:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Okay, you can't win them all, thank you. You can't
win any at the moment, but you can't win Cat.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
She's like, I've had a crappy weekend. Now I get
the Googoo dolls.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
I'm voting for Vaughn with groove jit. Oh see, I
love the Googoo dolls.

Speaker 11 (55:22):
So do I, so do I?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
But horses for courses. But being a Monday, this is
a competition about who loves the Googoo dolls more. I
will win. I think it's me. I went to the concert.
Google over the Google. I went to the concert earlier,
hooked up with one of them.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You win?

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Are we on the same page? Yeah, Monday, we need
a bit of groove JP Hey Vaughn.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah, congratulations, you just won Birthday Banger.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Thank you Doning forty this year born, Sorry to bring
it up, way to bring it up, way to bring
down the moon. Happy fortieth for this yearborn. Thank you
for now you're fresh thirty nine year old eleven his
best life, Brian Clint, he's.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Your birthday Banger on Zimri Clin the winner of Birthday
Banger today for born from the year two thousand to count.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Stay away from the show Canning.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
We'll do Fletchers tomorrow, The Speller with Sophiellis Bixter Groove
Jets June. If you don't know what a birthday banger is,
every day on our show in the afternoon here on ZIDM,
we figure out what the number one song was the
day that you turned sixteen, and we'll do yours tomorrow
at eight thirty.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
If you're keen, Yeah, it's a bit of fun, bit
of fun.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
The world is absolutely hocktour girl obsessed.

Speaker 15 (56:46):
Given that hock dude sped on that day, and.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
If if you're sick of it, just hold on because
it's going to be over so soon. Thinteen minutes will
be done.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
They go so fast, they come the funny, then they
go everywhere and they're like okay, yeah, and then they
are even more than everywhere and they're irritating, and then.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
They disappear quite like it. I'm still having fun.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
And then three months later they show up on Instagram
reels and then that whole.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
New audience, that generation starts to enjoy it. The hot
tour Girl has a name. I've been researching her.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Her name's Haley Welsh and she's by far the most
Internet viral internet star in the world right now. She's
not the biggest star in the world, but she's the
biggest thing on the Internet in this very moment, isn't she.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
It's like it's one of those things where it's not
often but where it kind of breaks the ceiling. And
it goes into kind of like the pop cultures like
geist or something, and.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
It's impossible to figure out why or what is going
to do. It's wild.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
But she seems fun and funny and she's quite good looking,
and she said something funny and it.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Feels like that's the secret sort. Now she's being brought
on stage at concerts and Zack Brian brought her out
at a show over the weekend. She's got merch. She's
got merch. So what that's interesting? You say that.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I'm trying to figure out if becoming the most viral
internet star in the world makes you any money. She
doesn't get any money from any of the videos of
that any of that hock tour spit on that thing video.
She gets no money, doesn't matter. If someone repurposes that video,
doesn't matter if it gets sold to lad Bible. It's

(58:23):
not her video. She consented to being in it. It's
these guys that do a podcast of just talking to
drunk people. Have you looked at how many views it's had?

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Na because it's on so many different platforms.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
The original it's impossible to know because it's been ripped
off so many times. Now too, she gets no money,
which is gutting, but she has quickly pounced on it,
and I reckon. There's companies that do this now, like
if you go viral, they will contact you and go, hey,
we've got a very.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Sneak and make mariage. We can do a song. What
about a remix with Tea Pain? Does that sound good?
We can do that?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, she's into the merch part of the cycle.
There's hats, which is the main merch that you can get.
You can get a hop tour hat for fifty dollars.
They should do the Hop Tour tours.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Hop Tour tour.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, and you can get a signed hat for seventy
five dollars. Wow, it's a lot of Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
How much is that without the signature? Fifty? Okay, it's
about what a hat costs.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah, I want to know how much to get a
hat if she spits on it. Oh, she's missed an
opportunity there. Oh yeah, no, I don't want that hat.
I'm just saying, why do you say it?

Speaker 5 (59:29):
It's weird that you said it.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
True, you know she's going to get picked up for
a Super Bowl commercial though, for sure, you know she's
going to get on like what else could she do?
Fast food company is going to get alongside her.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
They should bring out a Gatorade flavor. Gatorade flavor and
it could be like a like a like a like
a spit color.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
As of this moment, no money, she's made nothing, but
watch this. There'll be something that comes out shortly. She'll
get on a Post Malone song, or she's very country,
She's very like and.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Another shadow whiskey.

Speaker 15 (01:00:12):
Give him that hunk, dude, it's spent on that name.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I wonder if that will still be funny at the
end of the week. We should make a point to
Chicken on Friday. Can see if we're really over it,
See if the cycle burns that fast.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
I still think it's funny. And Clint is it in
real Clints.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
That's the latest Coldplay. It's called Feels Like I'm Falling
in Love. And that's one morning of filling into Fletchwood
and Hawe complete for the Blee Blee, Brie and Clint Show.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
You nearly got it, nearly got it, you nearly got it.
You're right there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
We have our former and original producer, Ellie Harwood filling
in on the Brian Clint showed this week.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Well, Claudia's away and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Annoyingly, she reminded us this morning that tomorrow is our
six year anniversary. And I say annoyingly. I say annoyingly
because none of us remembered, and now you've given us
enough warning that we have to do something about it.

Speaker 14 (01:01:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Although I'm a producer, maybe I now need to do something.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Tomorrow will be six years since we started doing the
Brian Clint Show. On what's six six years? What anniversaries?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
That's a concushion, you know, Elie, Like if it was
if you had sprung it on us tomorrow, I could
have gone.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Yeah, we all forgot.

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
We have to do something.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
This is on me though, because yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
I think we leave it to Ellie who has only
been back for two days. She now has to organize
the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Do you even remember?

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
I just remember that date so clearly because it was
just a wonderful day in my life, you know. And
I saw the day first and I was like, oh gosh,
how cute it's iron by the way, iron iron.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
After the anniversary, six year anniversary, you can get some reinforcing.
Someone can buy me a new hair Straighterryan, Yeah, really
need a new hair.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I'd like one of those Iron Man masks you go
that actually opens up. Yeah, oh yeah, iron supplements, Yeah,
I love you can produce in these iron supplement And what.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
About Ellie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Of the nineteen ninety six DVD The Iron Giant, Because
I know what's your favorite?

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
PA. So many options, so little time. We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (01:02:26):
Bye guys, Bye.

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Speaker 10 (01:02:36):
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