July 12, 2024 • 9 mins
We spill our most embarrassing dating stories... warning it's rough
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yet even start That's what I want to say to
this day.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Don't even start us. We've had a day. It's been
a day. We've had a day, but we're at the
end of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We've done it, and people don't want to people don't
want to tune and listen to us. When let's perk
it up a little bit, shall we?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Who has what is the most embarrassing awkward dating story
you have?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Go Ellie? Okay, one time, now it wasn't really dating,
but I was at a party. You might know this one.
I was at a party at university and I saw
to a guy you know, getting means and I felt
a fart coming. And so because I didn't want the
stinch to stay in my underwear for the night. I
know this year, I thought you might, I decided to
pull my undis away from the anus to let the
(00:56):
ear out, just you know, let it out, free it out.
But never trust a fart because I chat on the
kitchen floor. I'm not shutting you pardon the pun. I'm no,
I'm not kidding. And I looked at this guy and
I was like, don't look at me. He's like, what
I was like, I'll just shit on the floor. He's like,
what you yeah, because I panicked and I was like nothing,
just don't don't look at me. I ran to the
(01:17):
bathroom because it was an like boys Flat and Hamilton
like ten years ago. They only had like two squeeze
twelve heavily, so I had to take them. That wasn't
gonna do anything, use that to wipe the a towel.
Used the towel well, I couldn't even find one, and
then my shits, are you doing a little A little
bird poop was like a And then my friend comes
in and I'm like, bro, I've just shit on the floor.
(01:39):
I'm really selfconscious about how I smell. She grabs someone's
rolling the dodorant, rubs my ass like this is all true.
We were obviously drink cake. No, this is good true.
As she rubs it on my eyes, I'm disgusted, and
then we run out, I know, And the only thing
I could find was the kitchen sponge, so I had
to use that to wipe it up, and I rinsed it.
(02:00):
But I didn't throw it away because my brain in
the moment was like you throw it away, I know,
but my brain and moment was like, don't throw it
away because then it will be suspicious. Oh yeah, that
whole that's the main thing. And that's the main thing,
the whole kitchen, not like you telling the guy.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
We've just had people come into the studio because they
can't believe this story.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
You're dog.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I know, I know. I was like twenty one, I
was a mayon days and I panicked, and but I
still went out for the night.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
There's so many things in the story that you've just
flown through.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I know I know that what No, No, it's true.
I know I knows. I'm not even showing you. And
the thing is like, it wasn't really a dating story,
but I was actually flirting with this guy. And there
was another guy at the party that I say, when
you said, I'll just shit on the floor, she was
like what And then I tried to lie, and so
then he kind of walked away, kind of like shuffly eye.
But when I came back into the kitchen to try
(02:53):
and clean it up, all the guys were like, oh,
she on the floor, and I'm like, no, I didn't.
I just farted. I couldn't believe me, because you know
how pure shit just smells real. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
When you smell dog poo in the house, like you
can automatically smell that it's there.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, more than a fart.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So were you expecting that dating story or I forgot
that you had that story?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Sorry, O coming a bit hot there? Yeah? What about you, Yella?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I got something make me feel better about myself? Go on,
So back in my UNI days, how to sleepover? Yeah,
and it was fine whatever. The next day I hear
the guy talks friend about people people wearing socks in
the bed.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He's like, is that weird?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Do you do that?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'm an earshot thinking I left my socks on and
they're discussing you don't wear socks in the bed?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Did he think it was weird? And that's something you
do avidly?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah? And it's always just stuck with me.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I love I love that ellist on the floor and
Ella wore socks during sexy times. You're the most innocent,
sweet human in the.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
World, don't. Oh, okay, well here's another one. Not another one.
I was just going to say. I took a photo
of my ship once and sent it to my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Did he like it? Did he RaSE it?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, he laughed, and that day he proposed to.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Me as a keeper. He's a keeper. That's romantic. He
is a keeper.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Actually, you should do this with your partners. And like
when you're hanging out with family, you can't say anything.
So that's the pact. You have to promise that you
can't react. And so if you're hanging out with whoever wherever,
you show them a photo of your ship as they're
in a conversation.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh yeah, and they have to keep going.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And my actors, if nothing happened and it's just a
game between you two, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I want to play that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He did it with me and I was talking to
his mom and he just shows me his chip and
you have to keep going like you can't acknowledge it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I love it. What a ripper I think.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean, I've told most of my embarrassing stories. Do
you remember that story? And this happened to me when
since I was working here?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
This was years and years.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh no, maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was just before
I moved here.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I was in Brisbane at the time and it was
a heat wave, a major heatwave in Brisbane, Like it
was like forty degrees and me and some friends we
decided to go out clubbing.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I was single at the time, and we went out
clubbing and.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It was like just a sauna inside the nightclubs, so
it was blistering hot, so we were just like sweat Anyway,
ended up maybe meeting up with a guy that I
used to go out with, and we'd hit it off.
He'd like had a glow up and I was like, oh, yeah,
(05:52):
here we go a bit of fun. Went back to
his place. I was like blind drunk. Really, oh not
blind drunk. I was still cohering, but I was definitely drunk. Anyway,
went back to this guy's house and I was so sweaty,
like it was just swamp past for me, and I
was not going to do anything until I had a shower.
And once we got back to his place, I said, hey,
(06:14):
can I have a shower? And because we knew each other,
like it wasn't that awkward, like we kind of knew
each other, and he was like, yeah, that's fine. He
goes just go down to the main bathroom and there's
towels in the bathroom whatever. Anyway, so I've kind of
stumbled into the.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Bathroom do you not remember this story.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I stumbled into the bath stumbled into the bathroom, and
I was like, you know, I got in it was
a it was a shub, and got in there and
I was washing myself. I was like, where's the shower girl,
I was like, where's the shower gel? And there was
only one bottle on the side of the bathtub, So
I've got that.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Used that and I was.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Like, okay, sweet went back out, went into the room. Instantly,
within like seconds of me walking into the room, he goes,
you didn't use that bottle of stuff that's on the
that was on the side of the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, I might have.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And he goes, oh, that's medication shampoo for my dog. No,
and I wreaked of just like this medicated champoo.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh no, you you're here everywhere. Oh my pits and
tits and bits everywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's amazing. Nice. We'll send us your stories. And guys,
what did did do on the floor?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I had never shat my pets?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
When did you? When did you have sex with the dog?
I mean, what, all right, have you got a story?
What's okay?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Go on all right and produce all my friends O
the story. It's actually cooked to come and also tell
you that your story was.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Just it's gross. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I was in a long term relationship. He had like
pretty much just broken up, and I was like, I
need to get my mojo back on. So we went
to town. Maybe we walked up, it was, but we
broke up on like the Tuesday. And on the Friday,
we were like, we're going out to town and I
was like, I'm gonna find somebody. I'm gonna bring them home.
Town was like you know when you go out and
you just it's not a good night. We were like
(08:06):
maybe we lift at like four after UNI and it
was maybe like seven or eight, and we were like, no,
not good. But I was like we could, we could
probably take this person home. So I take this girl home.
And that same night my X decided to come and
drop off her key on herself knows the story now
(08:28):
that she walked in and there was another.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No you pull. I feel bad for both of you.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, I don't feel bad for me. I feel sorry
for her.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, it sucks. That sucks about you. You're an asshole.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
That's my terrible And that's the only time that I've
ever had one night sandwich.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What are the odds that. Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Take that into your weekend. We're dating stories. We'll see
you on Monday.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Coming in like brand Clinton on instance, Facebook, TikTok, and
live weekdays for three on Sedim, did him
The z M podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yet even start That's what I want to say to
this day.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Don't even start us. We've had a day. It's been
a day. We've had a day, but we're at the
end of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We've done it, and people don't want to people don't
want to tune and listen to us. When let's perk
it up a little bit, shall we?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Who has what is the most embarrassing awkward dating story
you have?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Go Ellie? Okay, one time, now it wasn't really dating,
but I was at a party. You might know this one.
I was at a party at university and I saw
to a guy you know, getting means and I felt
a fart coming. And so because I didn't want the
stinch to stay in my underwear for the night. I
know this year, I thought you might, I decided to
pull my undis away from the anus to let the
(00:56):
ear out, just you know, let it out, free it out.
But never trust a fart because I chat on the
kitchen floor. I'm not shutting you pardon the pun. I'm no,
I'm not kidding. And I looked at this guy and
I was like, don't look at me. He's like, what
I was like, I'll just shit on the floor. He's like,
what you yeah, because I panicked and I was like nothing,
just don't don't look at me. I ran to the
(01:17):
bathroom because it was an like boys Flat and Hamilton
like ten years ago. They only had like two squeeze
twelve heavily, so I had to take them. That wasn't
gonna do anything, use that to wipe the a towel.
Used the towel well, I couldn't even find one, and
then my shits, are you doing a little A little
bird poop was like a And then my friend comes
in and I'm like, bro, I've just shit on the floor.
(01:39):
I'm really selfconscious about how I smell. She grabs someone's
rolling the dodorant, rubs my ass like this is all true.
We were obviously drink cake. No, this is good true.
As she rubs it on my eyes, I'm disgusted, and
then we run out, I know, And the only thing
I could find was the kitchen sponge, so I had
to use that to wipe it up, and I rinsed it.
(02:00):
But I didn't throw it away because my brain in
the moment was like you throw it away, I know,
but my brain and moment was like, don't throw it
away because then it will be suspicious. Oh yeah, that
whole that's the main thing. And that's the main thing,
the whole kitchen, not like you telling the guy.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
We've just had people come into the studio because they
can't believe this story.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
You're dog.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I know, I know. I was like twenty one, I
was a mayon days and I panicked, and but I
still went out for the night.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
There's so many things in the story that you've just
flown through.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I know I know that what No, No, it's true.
I know I knows. I'm not even showing you. And
the thing is like, it wasn't really a dating story,
but I was actually flirting with this guy. And there
was another guy at the party that I say, when
you said, I'll just shit on the floor, she was
like what And then I tried to lie, and so
then he kind of walked away, kind of like shuffly eye.
But when I came back into the kitchen to try
(02:53):
and clean it up, all the guys were like, oh,
she on the floor, and I'm like, no, I didn't.
I just farted. I couldn't believe me, because you know
how pure shit just smells real. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
When you smell dog poo in the house, like you
can automatically smell that it's there.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, more than a fart.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So were you expecting that dating story or I forgot
that you had that story?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Sorry, O coming a bit hot there? Yeah? What about you, Yella?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I got something make me feel better about myself? Go on,
So back in my UNI days, how to sleepover? Yeah,
and it was fine whatever. The next day I hear
the guy talks friend about people people wearing socks in
the bed.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He's like, is that weird?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Do you do that?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'm an earshot thinking I left my socks on and
they're discussing you don't wear socks in the bed?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Did he think it was weird? And that's something you
do avidly?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah? And it's always just stuck with me.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I love I love that ellist on the floor and
Ella wore socks during sexy times. You're the most innocent,
sweet human in the.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
World, don't. Oh, okay, well here's another one. Not another one.
I was just going to say. I took a photo
of my ship once and sent it to my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Did he like it? Did he RaSE it?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, he laughed, and that day he proposed to.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Me as a keeper. He's a keeper. That's romantic. He
is a keeper.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Actually, you should do this with your partners. And like
when you're hanging out with family, you can't say anything.
So that's the pact. You have to promise that you
can't react. And so if you're hanging out with whoever wherever,
you show them a photo of your ship as they're
in a conversation.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh yeah, and they have to keep going.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And my actors, if nothing happened and it's just a
game between you two, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I want to play that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He did it with me and I was talking to
his mom and he just shows me his chip and
you have to keep going like you can't acknowledge it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I love it. What a ripper I think.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean, I've told most of my embarrassing stories. Do
you remember that story? And this happened to me when
since I was working here?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
This was years and years.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh no, maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was just before
I moved here.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I was in Brisbane at the time and it was
a heat wave, a major heatwave in Brisbane, Like it
was like forty degrees and me and some friends we
decided to go out clubbing.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I was single at the time, and we went out
clubbing and.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It was like just a sauna inside the nightclubs, so
it was blistering hot, so we were just like sweat Anyway,
ended up maybe meeting up with a guy that I
used to go out with, and we'd hit it off.
He'd like had a glow up and I was like, oh, yeah,
(05:52):
here we go a bit of fun. Went back to
his place. I was like blind drunk. Really, oh not
blind drunk. I was still cohering, but I was definitely drunk. Anyway,
went back to this guy's house and I was so sweaty,
like it was just swamp past for me, and I
was not going to do anything until I had a shower.
And once we got back to his place, I said, hey,
(06:14):
can I have a shower? And because we knew each other,
like it wasn't that awkward, like we kind of knew
each other, and he was like, yeah, that's fine. He
goes just go down to the main bathroom and there's
towels in the bathroom whatever. Anyway, so I've kind of
stumbled into the.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Bathroom do you not remember this story.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I stumbled into the bath stumbled into the bathroom, and
I was like, you know, I got in it was
a it was a shub, and got in there and
I was washing myself. I was like, where's the shower girl,
I was like, where's the shower gel? And there was
only one bottle on the side of the bathtub, So
I've got that.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Used that and I was.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Like, okay, sweet went back out, went into the room. Instantly,
within like seconds of me walking into the room, he goes,
you didn't use that bottle of stuff that's on the
that was on the side of the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, I might have.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And he goes, oh, that's medication shampoo for my dog. No,
and I wreaked of just like this medicated champoo.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh no, you you're here everywhere. Oh my pits and
tits and bits everywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's amazing. Nice. We'll send us your stories. And guys,
what did did do on the floor?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I had never shat my pets?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
When did you? When did you have sex with the dog?
I mean, what, all right, have you got a story?
What's okay?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Go on all right and produce all my friends O
the story. It's actually cooked to come and also tell
you that your story was.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Just it's gross. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I was in a long term relationship. He had like
pretty much just broken up, and I was like, I
need to get my mojo back on. So we went
to town. Maybe we walked up, it was, but we
broke up on like the Tuesday. And on the Friday,
we were like, we're going out to town and I
was like, I'm gonna find somebody. I'm gonna bring them home.
Town was like you know when you go out and
you just it's not a good night. We were like
(08:06):
maybe we lift at like four after UNI and it
was maybe like seven or eight, and we were like, no,
not good. But I was like we could, we could
probably take this person home. So I take this girl home.
And that same night my X decided to come and
drop off her key on herself knows the story now
(08:28):
that she walked in and there was another.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No you pull. I feel bad for both of you.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, I don't feel bad for me. I feel sorry
for her.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, it sucks. That sucks about you. You're an asshole.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
That's my terrible And that's the only time that I've
ever had one night sandwich.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What are the odds that. Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Take that into your weekend. We're dating stories. We'll see
you on Monday.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Coming in like brand Clinton on instance, Facebook, TikTok, and
live weekdays for three on Sedim, did him
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