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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT In Podcast Network. Hi everybody, and welcome to
the Brian Clint Podcast. We're man man Ella, Ella, that's outsick.
She was the second dog yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah yeah, girl pens though, because Claudia is not here,
she's doing such a good job. She's putting a lot
of pressure on herself. Yeah, and so she's like, I.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Must come. She was like you said.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I was like, Ella, if you need the all tomorrow,
please just take her.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
She no, I just I don't want to leave it
on my Ella.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's okay. Remember I did produce the show for a
few years. I'm fine, Please.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Don't worry about me. She's like, okay, but you could
just tell she was so reluctant. Bliss, little heart.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
She's doing great job. She is doing a great job.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
She is finally we've drilled into her that millennial work ethic.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah. Nice, I thought, finally she's doing a good job.
Oh no, God, no, she has been doing an amazing job,
because she has been doing different things. But no, she
always does an amazing job. But finally I feel like
we've drilled.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
In a bit of that.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
How wild that we still get ten sick days a year.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Remember they bought that in during COVID, so that people
would take their sick days and not come to work
and spread COVID. But now that COVID is I'm going
to say it over, we still get ten days.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
How fucking good.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Of all the places they're looking to save money at
the moment you think they're going, all right, we're going
to move.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
That back to five days.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I must have a ship ton of days built up,
ever take them.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I think they only build up to tin.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh yeah, yeah at the and then yeah were they
used to when you get when you got five a year,
they would build up to tin and the crew any
more than that, right, But now that you have tin,
I think you just get your tin. Yeah, which is
kind of bullshit, she says, eating a mouthful of chips.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It's kind of bullshit.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What do you think about I feel like the people
who don't use their sick days all the time should
be rewarded. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
for being healthy.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well yeah, you know, you mean, I know, you mean
you could get some kind of at the end of
the year, if you don't use any of your sick days,
you can get one of your days paid out, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, Look, great idea.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'm happy for you to float up the chain. Yeah,
I'm sure that'll fly in the current climate. I'm sure
that will be exactly what the company.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Is looking for.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I love that idea.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Everybody's company is everybody's everybody's company will be I don't
even while I'm masking, everybody's company will just be like
I reckon, your company has downgraded the quality of the
instant coffee.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah, they took away out tissues years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh yeah, there wasn't even there was a wee one
that I was here for that.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Actually, just ropable about it, because we're lucky to have
these jobs still and to be in a business that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Is doing well essentially, but every bod everybody, but everybody
everywhere would.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Be experiencing budget cuts. Shoal about. We should talk about
that tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What's the budget cut in your workplace?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What's the budget cuts your workplace has done?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Our workplace got rid of individual bins.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh yeah, No, that's a weird it's going into detail.
That's a weird thing about this building. So this building
has some kind of efficiency environmental standard, a little bit
budget no, yeah, but part of it is they're only
allowed to have x amount of bins because they think
(03:51):
less bins it means people will generate less waste. Nah,
no where to put it.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It just means there's heaps of rubbish scattered around the
office all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
That's what it means. But then, since you took the
tissues away, there's less.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Because we're eating a whole large bagel trip.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
No regrets.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Sweave yourself you had a handful.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
No, I did have a handful.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yet why are you're putting these near me? You know
that I'll eat them. I have no self control? Whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Are you shreading for Europe?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
By the way, No, I don't do that. Sweet, No
matter what I do, my body doesn't change.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Obay hormone.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Did you did you get Did you get some swimmers?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah? I did.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I did get some swimmers. I got sent some. Oh
now I need to remember. I need to do a
post for her.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Actually, because this lovely woman a bikini photo.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Fuck no, i'll do a post. I'll put it on
over my clothes. The day I do a bikini photo
will be the day that hell freezes over. I swear
no one wants to see that. But yeah, this lovely
woman price, I don't think there is a price, there is.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The price would be the price. I know the price.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
The price would be get me a personal training for
six months and a shift.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
To cook all my meals.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And then I would yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And then your live phone call, oh answer on the podcast. Yeah, hello,
Clint Spigging, Hi Clinton. My name is Maya.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I'm calling from Say for Children, New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
How are you today?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm well, thank you? How are you?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Good, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I can see that you donated to our Gaza cause,
and I just wanted to.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Say a massive thank you for supporting us.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
That's absolutely amazing. It's because of people like you that
we have been able to help over three hundred million children.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
My pleasure, not a problem at all.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah. No, And the reason for my call to.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Was just to give you an update about the work
that we are doing in Gaza. Okay, I'm just at
work at the moment. I might have to speak to
you about a little bit later, if it's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I mean it was just going to be really really quick,
you know, just.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Because even in the first seventeen days, more than two
thousand children my children.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm sure you fuck you got me there, Okay, have.
I have to pick it up with you later. Okay,
thank you, I appreciate it. Okay, all right, So yeah, fuck.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
They're coming hot with the dead kids London. Yeah, what
do you need to go from there?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
My gosh, from there?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
For donating this, I feel like that was a setup?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Did he?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I feel like that was make How much did you
donate all that?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Fifteen dollars?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Everything makes a difference though, But you know what, you
know what I want to donate to things and like
be that good person, but then I also don't know
donated you know, like I want to donate, and but
I don't want to sign up for a monthly fee.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And and this is this will sound bad.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The worst people to donate to her green Peace? They
never leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
But that's why they're the best, you know, because they
will not let up green Peace.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm like, if you spent if you spent half the
money that you spent on your course into on green piecing.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
But this is the problem as well with like those
big big charities volunteers, I don't know, you just don't
know where.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Your money is going. I know that sounds really.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You don't though we've gone from saving the children to
it's all a fucking scam.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
No, it's not like I like, I supported that amazing
charity Sweet Louise, which is a lot like a New
Zealand charity, and I physically could see where the money
was going. I know what they're doing for people, whereas
like I don't know where my money is going if
I donate just those huge, big charities.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, the big business. I get it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
We're being distracted, though, what from the main question. So
we're giving your personal trainer for six months? Oh yeah,
and a cheft for six months.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, and that's it, and then I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You don't need any money, no, because I do it
for myself.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh okay, yeah, I give a shit about the money.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I just want to do it to feel good about
I find you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We could find you a personal trainer. I'm not I'm
not fucking jonesing to see a picture of you in
a bikini or anything that.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Sounds like I am cracky. Find you a personal trainer?
Could you? Would you do like those that meal in
a box thing or something like that.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Maybe, Oh, there's a really good one that my friend
gets that looks really tasty.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I can't remember what that's great.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
If anyone anyway, if anyone is keen for some bree
bikini pets, what you want an ill.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Gross now you know what's going to take wants that?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
What if there's a real horny personal trainer out there
who's also a chef, and they're like, I want the pictures.
I don't want them post it. I wanted them posted,
printed and posted in the mail.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
To my house.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I feel like I've missed my window right where. I
have had this thought where I'm like, like, I'd like
to do, you know, like a bikini photo shoot once
in my life. Like I don't think I've taken a
photo in a bikini.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
That's just not like like I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
But and I had this thought the other day where
I was like, Matt, I think I've missed my window.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I think I've missed it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's interesting thought.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
You know, I think I'm too late.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You and your partner could get some boudoir photography done.
Fuck no, anyway, have you seen that stuff? It makes
me hire you hire a private photographer to come into
your house, or you can do it in the studio
and you take like tasteful notes of you and your partner.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The only intimate.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Photo album that you guys share discuss the photographer does
like good lighting and yeah, oh.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
That makes me feel sick and it makes me feel
so sick. The only would be like, you know, the
cover of a fitness magazine or something women's health magazine,
like a cool one, you know where I'm like, this
is what I used to look like, but I look
like this now for probably two weeks.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
And then I look like that again.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, the before photo. Anyway, long story short, Yes, this
lovely woman, so.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm getting a ticks in two thousand and three.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
That was so weird. That was weird.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
The Y two K bug I cut you off.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
This lovely woman who I need to do a post
for her actually as well sent me some togs and
she sent me a one piece look kind of goes.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Up my clacker too much.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It shows too much cheek, so lovely, lovely, the one I.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Find confronting you to the side veg. The narrow at
the front and you get a bunch of side box.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But she did send me a bikini which actually fits
me quite well. Oh so yeah, I probably will wear
that in Greece. Cool. The one in the pecks that'll
be the one in the pics. Yes, probably not from behind,
because it's still so shows quite a bit of cheek.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's okay, we're going to get out of here. I
got a lot more charity support to support.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Okay, all right, sorry guys, I'm it's going to take
a phone call, take a live hold on. Yes, Hello, Yeah, Hi,
this is Cheryl from the SPCA. We just wanted to
give you a call to see how you were going
from looking after all of those three legged.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Dogs that you adopted. Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Hey, I'm just I'm just at work.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Can I give you a call back? Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Also, thank you so much for donating ten thousand dollars
to help all those homeless cats.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
That's okay, Hey Sharyl, I've gotta go. Okay, all right,
lovely talk.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Okay, see you lady. Thanks so much for your support.
I'm going support for over fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Okay, bye, Thanks Cheryl. That was so bad.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
That was so embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
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