ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th July 2024 - ZM's Bree & Clint

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh, we are going to witness the most anticipated show
in their history of professional radio?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Did E Free and Clinch?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, Buddy, Haby Tago Tuesday? Happy Tago Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I was just talking to you before off.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
How I was at a cafe this morning. Oh? Yeah,
because there's people doing work at my house, so we
had to get out of the house. So we're at
a cafe, me and my partner, and the table next
to us just the entire time we were there played
videos on their phone at full volume, like full volume.
It was so loud. I was like, do they realize

(00:45):
how a rooted is?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's the height of rudeness. It's nothing more annoying than
listening to someone else to watch TikTok.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't want to listen to the tiktoks you're watching,
not at all that it makes me want to know,
not at all what are you watching?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Because all I can do is hear it and then
you laugh at them, turn them. Oh is it a
funny one?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Was?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It wouldn't know it was a.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Group of people like it wasn't just like there was
one by himself TikTok at a cafe unless you're buy yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
That's the height of rudeness. Too bizarre on your phone
with other people at a cafe and not have headphones.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It was so strange. Do these people not have mothers?

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Who is teaching these people things?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
The youth of today?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hey, Today, on the show, we're going to try and
give away twenty five thousand dollars at four o'clock. It's
the biggest prize in radio. No one now says twenty
five thousand dollars. So if you want to win it
five to four this afternoon, we're going to have a
go at five on time. You've just got to stop
our timer on five seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's right, it's pretty simple. We'll see you at four
o'clock for that one. But right now, Trady versus Lady,
we've got that amazing water blaster up for grabs from.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
The tool shed.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
If you want to win it and fifty dollars cash
call us now, oh eight hundred dials at him.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hun Good's a water blaster.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
God, I love it so satisfying.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Water blasting is one of my hobbies me too. I
could do it all day. We'll play Trading versus Lady,
Nick Free.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's a treaty versus lady.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Thanks study Toolshed Kee we owned trusted by trading.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, big big ups to the tool shed providing us
with amazing prizes for trading versus lady and today is
no different. A water blaster who doesn't want one.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Of those great time of the year for a water blasting.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Great time of the year and fifty dollars cash. The
score sits at fifty three to the trades as sixty
one to the ladies.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Are the tradees staging a comeback? Only time will tell.
Our lady is thirty seven. She's in kite Tia and
she just she's a typical mum with no free time.
Welcome to the show, Bobby, Gooday, Bobby.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Bobby, Hello, she is how many kids we're talking?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Bobby?

Speaker 7 (02:56):
Just true?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And how excited are you for the school holidays to
be over?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm like.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You're taking on our trading today from Tatanaki. They are
nineteen years old and they play hockey. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Noah, Noah, what position do you play?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Forward?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Forward? How much does it cost for all the gear?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (03:20):
Amount like that can range between likes one three, five.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Hundred, five hundred bucks for a hockey stick Yep, yeah,
it's wild. My parents always got my hockey stick from
the Salvation Army and it was always a little bit crooked.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
But that's okay. That's why I've got a good hockey player.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I just played indoor hockey and we had plastic sticks.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then plastic ball.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
And yeah ball. We started with the whiffle ball, and
then they bought in pucks like rubber pucks. And then
a kid got his two front teeth knocked out, so
we went back to the ball.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
He ruined it forever. Good times.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Noah, your trading, Bobby, your lady. First person to three
correct dancers gets the price from the toolshed.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Good luck. Here you go, guys.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Question number one on what flavor is a rainbow paddle pop?
Is it strawberry, blueberry or caramel?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Lady?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yes, Bobby, blueberry?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
No, not blueberry?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Noah, you want to guess strawberry?

Speaker 5 (04:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Actually, caramel. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Blows people's mind. I know, it's just colored rainbow. Once
you know that, you're like me, of course it's caramel. Yeah,
but yeah, okay, no points. Question number two, name the
iconic stadium in Rome where.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
The Gladiators would do battle. Lady, Yes, Bobby, Oh.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
My god, it's just my mind.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, well done. You almost said the colostrum, didn't you,
which is.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
A very different thing, very different. I've made that mistake before,
so question number three one to the ladies buzzing when
you can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Come on, Bobby, this is right in your pocket.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Who's that Christine Angular.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
We also would have accepted ex Tina and Chrissy egg
Egg Yeah, exactly in her dirty era. Two to the
ladies and none to the trades. You need this one,
Noah to stay in a Question number four, what is
a group of unicorns known as? Is it a herd,
a rainbow or a shimmer?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
You get in there, well done, I mean shimmer. The
man knows his unicorns.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Question number five you learn something new every day? Name
the island in Aucla's white matar harbor covered in vineyards
and wineries.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Lady, Yes, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Is a one.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh my god, Noah for you guess.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Why Hicky Island island? Guys, I'd never usually remember it
after I've been there either, few too many wines. Okay,
still Two to the ladies, one to the trades. Question
number six. Out of these animals, which one sleeps the most, bat,
sloth or koala?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Lady, Yes, Bobby, No, not a sloth, Not a sloth.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Noah, it is a koala.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
It is a Koalaright, we're all tied up. This is
for the word for the wind. Question number seven. What
is the name of Beyonce and jay Z's first daughter? Lady, Yes,
Bobby for the wind.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
She's got a blue.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Bobby.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You're gonna have to ditch those kids because you've got
a water blaster now and you need free time.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Fifty to put towards a trip to wait Hiki Island.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
If congratulations, Free England can tune into any.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Of the Euros which the final? Yesterday?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
The final?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
It was early yesterday morning.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, it's like seven o'clock so early ish.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, to watch a football match, I mean yeah, but
great before work, Yeah, I mean awesome.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
But in free it was on TV ANDZ what's it?
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
The English took on the Spanish in the final and
unfortunately it didn't come home. The Spaniards took it out
to one.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
That it's been I'm not a football guy, but did
you know it's been sixty years so England have won
a major trophy.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
They always say it's coming sixty years.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's a long time, especially when you like that country
is so football mad football crazy, like football mad, like
put so much money into football.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Sorry to all of our English fans. I know it's
been a tough couple of days for you.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, no, it is rough and I would have liked
to see the Spanish to our Spanish listeners.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
How good.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
The Spanish have really cleaned up in football in the past.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah a couple of years.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, like the women took out the fee for World Cup.
That's right, and now that the men have taken out
the Euros. Anyway, I saw this story about.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
English it's time to start speaking with a Spanish excita,
just change allegiances.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
They would never it's coming home. Just profit is coming home.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Perfect your pie, do a Spanish excit, learn some Spanish.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
God, I love Spain, Basalt.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I saw a story about an englishman though, a twenty
nine year old Dan Thomas, made the news in the
UK when he decided that before the final, before the finals,
so when the when the English team won the Semis,
he decided, I'm going to get a tattoo for this team.
It's going to have the trophy for the Euros in there, and.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's going to have.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
English champions and then four twenty twenty four. Yeah, the
date was in there as well. So he's gone and
got that tattoo before the final yesterday and obviously they
did not win.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
How old is this guy?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
He's twenty nine. She should know better, he should know better.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Happens though, Guy Williams had a guy on who got
the Rugby World Cup trophy tattooed on him. Were all
Blacks twenty nineteen champions on it, and obviously we didn't
win the twenty nineteen World Cup. And then Guy Williams
went back and visited him on New Zealand today and
he was like, hey, do you want me to help
you get that removed? And he's like, nah, why not

(09:37):
because I'm still loyal. Yeah, but it's factually incorrect.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You can just get the nine taken out. I know,
you'd have to get the one in the nine out,
the one in the nine now.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And then you have to wait. No, but that's what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You get the one and the nine like the one
in the nine taken out and then you wait till
they win another one and then you and you fill
it in. I want to hear from ple this afternoon.
Are you such a die hard sports team fan where
you have a tattoo.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
On your body for your sports team of choice?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, Warriors that you're backing in for the win. Like
my mum has no tattoos, but I reckon she might
like be swayed to get a tattoo for the Queensland Maroons.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I reckon, should get a Brisbane Bronco jumping over a
lower back.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Like I reckon she would get a Queenslander in a
tramp stamp spot Like she would, she would be swayed.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Can she get Darren Lockey a tattooed on her left
breast matte?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah? And then Cameron Smith on the other I.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Reckon she would like.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
That's how much of a die hard fan my mother is.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
They say you're not allowed to get the Olympic rings
tattooed on your body and this you have been to
an Olympic Games as as an athlete. Oh, only Olympians
say that, Yeah, exactly, they want it to be there.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
It's a great conversation starter to have the Olympic rings
on you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Imagine you just have it like on your neck, like
under your ear, and so people, have you been to
the Olympics and you're like, yep.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
You go, you go, Oh what sport did you compete
in the Olympics. Well, you can spend the night guessing
and if you get it correct, I'll tell you. I'd
just pick real obscure sports undred dollars or Texas on
nine six none Sex. Have you got your sports team
tattooed on your body? It might not even be a
sports team that we've ever heard of.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, could be.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
A team in the NFL, or in the Hockey League
over in Canada.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
It could be a team in the Auckland under eighty
five kg rugby competition.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, maybe it was a bet in your rugby team
and you had to get the logo tattooed.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
What do you got one.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Hundred dollars at m tix nine six nine Sex will
get you on next.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
If you haven't been following it.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
The Euros have been going down and the English have
been devastated once again because the trophy is not coming home.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
They lost the final.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
They lost the final to Spain two to one. Everyone
is devastated and I feel for them. I feel for them.
They're so passionate, happy for Happy for Spain because huge achievement.
Really sad for one guy who decided to get a tattoo.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
For the English team winning.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
The trophy with the date on it and then they lose.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Don't be sorry for that guy. He's the dumbest guy
of all. He do feel sorry. That is all his doing.
He just had to wait two days.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's all you do.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
That is That is a good point. That is a
great point.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
So we're asking you this afternoon on eight hundred dials
at M are you such a die hard of a
sports team that you've got a tattoo for Max?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Is?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Here? Good? A Max? I?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Max?

Speaker 9 (12:36):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
What's your sports tattoo? Max?

Speaker 9 (12:38):
It's the Manchester United Club?

Speaker 10 (12:41):
Chris do?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah? When did you get that?

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Max?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Eighteen? Was like because I like them. It was made
the most seeds and my dad's got the same.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
TATOOI that's a bit cute.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
How big is it's?

Speaker 10 (12:58):
That's pretty decent covers.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
But the whole of my lift.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
You know, if we could organize David Bigham to sign
your butt cheek, would you then get that tattooed onto you?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, definitely, We'll be back in touch. Mats.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
We can get Wayne Rooney to sign the other butt cheek,
would you get that one tattooed on there as well?

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Or or we could get Wayne Rooney to write Wayne
Mooney and do it across.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Both butt cheeks. That would be perfect. Like we said,
we'll be in touch. A few texts coming through.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Someone said, I'm you're a Warriors fan who lost a
bet and had to get an Aussie team tattooed on themselves.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I wonder which team is that? I want to know
which teams song? It's not Melbourne Storm. Christy's here, Hi Christy,
Hi Christy? Hi? Your sports tattoo?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Not quite?

Speaker 7 (13:49):
I got a Fortnite tatto.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
You have a like tattoo the logo or what are
we talking?

Speaker 8 (13:56):
The lama?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
I do love the Pinata lamo. It's very ce.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
People recognize it when they see it, or they're like,
what's up with the lama?

Speaker 8 (14:04):
They normally sound's pretty cure, but a sorry gamer, they
know what it is, ma'am machine.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
What what'd your partner get?

Speaker 11 (14:11):
The same mama?

Speaker 8 (14:12):
But he got a g in its little backpack for
his gamer name, and I got.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
A k cue. You guys are meant to be.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
That's so cute, very cute gamer couple.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Someone said, I have got an iron Man triathlon tattoo
on my right ankle because I've done three iron Man's.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And I deserve it. You bloody well, do, bloody well
do deserve it.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I've seen those iron Man tattoos and the people that
have them usually on the on the upper arm, so
that it's visible in your triathlon suit, you know, and
your swimming, cycling, running suit, your your multi sports suit.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Do you want people to know about it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
We've got people who've got their club football teams, the
club rugby team's tattooed on anybody.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Lawn bowls champs.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
What hell?

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Yeah, I'd be getting that tattooed.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I got all college lawn bowls champs two thousand and
two tattooed on my back with a lawn bowl. After
fifteen years, it kind of looks like a seggy pear.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I feel like a lawn bowl is quite hard to
tattoo because it's just a big, big black ball, big
black ball, big black ball.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Look like a birthmark, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, a little bit. We should do this.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
What get a tattoo? Yeah? No, no, you're.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Going to get No, you're going to get black people
to do I've said an idea, you get the all blacks,
I'll get it all. No, I won't know you just said.
I just said no, no, No. We should do a thing
where we do a night of the dumbest tattos and
we just book a tattoo artist and.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
Get whatever dumb tattoo.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
You will come down and you're only allowed to get
a tattoo if we think it's a dumb idea. We'll
pay for the tattoo so long as we think it's
a dumb idea.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, who wants to get that way mooney tattoo idea?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah? That would that would that would definitely.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Who wants to get all blacks World Cup Champions twenty
twenty three tettoed on their body?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh I was going to say yeah, because they didn't win.
So that's a trademark idea. No one else is allowed
to do that.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
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Sean McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Seen Harry Styles.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Fans are a buzz because he's appeared on stage with
an absolute icon.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
Stevie Nicks performed with Harry Style's Landslide in honor of
Christine mcviee's birthday, so she would have been eighty one,
I think they said that day.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
So they went to stage.

Speaker 10 (16:29):
They're in Hyde Park in London. Stevie invited Harry Styles.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
On and she was like, I asked her to do this.

Speaker 10 (16:36):
It's always very hard to ask someone to come and
sing a song with your with you about your best friend,
you know what I mean. He died suddenly and so
it was incredible. It was iconic and fans had just
been beside themselves.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
We've got a little bit of it here. This is
Harry Styles.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Performing at Stevie next concert. So he's a guest doing
Fleetwood Nex Landslides doesn't really do it justice. I've watched
it about three times. It's very beautiful and like the

(17:13):
things that Stevie Nick says around it are very beautiful.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
But here's the goss Dean. But the fands have worked out.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
This is not the first time that Harry Styles has
performed with Stevie Nixon.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
They've hooked up.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Well, no, he's thirty and she's seventy four. They didn't
hook up.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
Sharer's boyfriend is thirty.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Okay, fair enough?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
No, No, that performed together four times in total.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
The previous three times that he's performed with Stevie Nicks,
he's released an album straight away afterwards. He's released a
new album directly after performing with Stevie Nicks the previous three.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Times, and this is the fourth time.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (17:48):
She like helps him on his albums.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Or something, or gives him a kick up the bum
to be.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Like come on, or he's not allowed to release one
until she signs it off.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Maybe it's like a superstitious thing.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
There's the room before you did. It could be a
new Harry Styles album in the hope, So can't wait.

Speaker 10 (18:05):
I love you, I Love you come from Thanks Babs.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Unplugged into the Matrix.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I saw this post today on Reddit, on the Reddit
New Zealand page.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Actually I read it. Did you read it?

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Have you read it?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I read it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Thanks? Sorry? Thanks Dad, Sorry, I've been hanging out with
you too long. Don't put this on me.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
You're the dad.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Comedy stylings are your own, your dad, nurses Robert Dad,
shame me. I wasn't. I was just just.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Say it's coming from you, Okay, wasn't shaming you.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Here's the question.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
What's a traditional New Zealand meal I can make for
overseas visitors? They said, I've lived in New Zealand since
I since I was two years old, but majority of
my extended family are overseas. Whenever they come and visit me,
they asked me to make or take them somewhere for
traditional New Zealand meal short of digging a hungy pit

(19:02):
in my townhouse courtyard.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
What are my options? That is the only option, is it?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yep, lift up the cobblestones. That is the traditional put
down a hangy, like if there's just start a fire
and inner city fire.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
The epitome of a traditional Kiwi meal is the hunging.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
You know, ship But that's not really practical, is it.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Well, I mean you can fill the hole in once you're.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Done, They said.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I took some of them to have fish and chips
at the beach, but they weren't impressed.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
To be fair, fish and chips, the UK probably does
the best fish and chips.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Uk Ossie, New Zealand, We've got fish and chips cornered
for sure. It's a shame they weren't impressed by the
beach maybe you took them in winter, Yeah, beach, it
would be the selling point.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
It's a hard selling winter.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
So what is it? So what's the meal? Do you want?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Some suggestions from the comments section, Yeah, people suggested, So
we're looking for traditional Kiwi meals that you can serve
people from overseas to display our culture.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Because I want lamb lamb.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
I went lamb any type of lamb. Got good lamb
here in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Roast lam with mint sauce. Yeah, was in the comment.
That's pretty key with Someone else said pie and v
from the dairy. Oh yeah, steak pie and cheese. That's
breakfast and lunch covered. Maybe a sausage roll if you're
looking to shake things up good traditional Kiwi meals. Someone
said a cold slice of bacon and egg pie. Oh yep,

(20:26):
like as no bacon and egg pie, not a kish
no keish has no lid on it. Bacon and egg pie,
pastry on the bottom, pastry on the top. And if
you want to get really cuy, I'm not saying I
endorsed this. You might have some frozen peas in there
as well. No get rid of the peas are in.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
The cold ones you don't need the cold ones. You
don't need the peas in the in the cold pie.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Traditional Kiwi meals mince on toast, feeling fancy, frozen veg
throughout it.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Want it?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Bougie put a poached egg on top of it, served
super runny. Oh yeah, what a a pavlov pavlover, isn't there?

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah, pavlover.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
But it's not a meal. It's a dessert. It can
be if you want it to be. It's just fluffy egg,
white plover. Don't going to fill you up with you.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Did you put more fruit on it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, yeah, you know it's more of a dessert.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Someone said, I love this from the text machine. Someone said,
Kiwi meal apricot chicken on rice.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
There's my childhood. I feel like April.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
My family went through a serious depression. When you know
the people who do chicken tonight, Yes, when.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
They took do I know them? They took apricot chicken
tonight off the shells? Why would they do that?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
I know we were raised on apricot chicken tonight in
my house.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Why would they do it on the glass cassel old
ash Chicken tonight is still going. I feel like chicken
tonight chick tonight some when I said lolly cake, if you.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Want to serve them a traditional Kiwi meal, that's super
kew it is.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I didn't like lolly cake it for I've come around.
It's interesting because it's it's it's.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Very sweet, and it's very dense, very dense, and it
needs to be refrigerated. You know who did a very
good lolly cake was former producer Ben Rap. He did
do a good good lolly cake to himself on it.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I didn't really appreciate it because I felt like I
had my taste buds had to adjust. Yeah, And so
when he was here, I felt like, let's bring him
back just for the lolly cake.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
We need to help sort this out for this person.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
So let's go to the phones and the text machine
to see if we can figure out if you were
cooking for people overseas. It's not a hungy. Okay, it's
not a hungy. What is a traditional Kiwi meal? White
baked fritters, white bait friad is great? Someone else said,
muscles and power.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Fritters, muddles and power freaders. Yeah, absolutely, that's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Someone else said, you can do a hungy in the
crop pot.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
A few people have tea through.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, okay, okay, I'd love to know how to do
it in the crock pot.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
You the crop pot I don't know to put the
hot stones in there? I guess the crop potter is
the hot stone.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, that is a hot stone. Put a bit of
dirt in there to get it all earthy. I don't know.
One hundred dollars or text us on nine six nine
sex good or silly? What do you reckon? A traditional
Kiwi meal?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Is that you could serve someone from overseas and they'd go,
I feel like I've had a taste of New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
This is this is what you guys eat. Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Let us know, we're trying to answer the question for
this person who's asked it. They were in laws coming
over from overseas, they're not from New Zealand and they
want a traditional Kiwi meal. They want to feel like
they've had a New Zealand experience at dinner time.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Just give them a Cody's and call it a day.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
We're trying to figure out what is that? Is it
a woodstock, bourbon and coke and a pundit of.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Chips at the warriors. Hell you know?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Or is it something else? I really liked apricot chicken
on rice. I thought that thought they got the heart
of something quite special.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Where it does a Pricott like it must originate from somewhere.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, I'm sure it does. But but but on but
on rice. The way that we serve it is that
you know, it's the same. It's the same, is the
suggestion here. We're looking for a traditional Keiwi meal. Someone said,
rice rosotto chicken box with diced ham in it. You
know the rice rosotta that comes in the blue box. Oh,
and it comes out like fluorescent yellow when you cook

(24:12):
it delicious.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I feel like there might be a traditional Keiwi meal.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
I feel like there's lots of msg and just keeps
me coming.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Back for more.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Connor's here, Hi Connor, Hi Connor, afternoon, guys. We're looking
for a cultural experience.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Connor.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
If we're foreigners and we're coming to your house for
a traditional Kiwi meal, what are you making us?

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Look, I had this. I had my Canadian in laws
come over last year. Yeah, and we were wrecking our brains.
So obviously we did the laying roast in that. But
steaky eggs and chips was their favorite.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Take eggs and chipret combo.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
They're impressed by that? Were they?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
They loved it? They like it.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Who would have thought to put the eggs on this steak?
And are we just talking like a bag of McCain's
oven fries? Ordered you hand cut some potatoes and make them.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Chips home homemade chips.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Okay, okay, that's okay, fancy Connor.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Okay, but masters Chief a few thanks, Connor.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
I think this is one of my favorite texts that's
gone through.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Someone said, marmite and chicken chip sandwich.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Boom, yes, has to be on white bread.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Has to be on white bread or else it's a
no go.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
That is that is Yeah. I never did chicken chips.
I was always really salted chips on my marmite and chips.
Take any chips but chicken. That's exotic chicken on chips. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Charlotte's here, Hi Charlotte, Hi Charlotte. We're good.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
We're looking for a traditional Koowe meal. What are you
cooking us?

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Well?

Speaker 8 (25:39):
I actually sent through the chicken chips and mar white sandwich.
But I've got another one for you.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Okay, you just have got all the good ideas. Yeah, Laia,
limb over.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
Here and I'm hungry.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Cheese roll, of course, isn't the cheese roll thing. Look,
it's always been big down south.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's South Island.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
In the last five years made its way north and
I think you're right. I think it could be on
the verge of becoming our national dish.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Charlotte.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Yeah, well I'm down and in Chicago, and I'll tell
you what. Down South, every cafe and you can get
big ones and small ones done to school fundraisers, and honestly.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Should do it.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
They should do a graph because the cheese rolls get
better the further south you go.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
In New Zealand, I.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Had my first cheese roll in Bluff and it was
it was a spiritual experience. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
You can't get much more south than the South is
where you go? Is that what you guys call it?
Some people.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I love.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
That makes me think it's got fish in it. So good,
Thanks Charlotte. Let's go to Priscilla Hypproscella hy Priscilla. Hello,
tell us a classic Kiwi meal.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
What do you serve in?

Speaker 5 (26:49):
The best meal ever in a traditional way would be
a boiler. You've got to have the dope boys talk
bow potato water curs the puma. Honestly, family of five
in my case would be two pots.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Two pots for a family of five.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Does that include five bread?

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Because that might be the best thing I think I've
ever eaten.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
You can't go wrong with th bread. If not anyone
a bread, they do just as much justice.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Shout out, shout out here in Auckland to Mania seafood boil.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
I've been delish.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Okay, Hey, thanks Priscilla, great idea, thanks Priscilla.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Hey there is one more even a honey cooker.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Above ground hanging. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Have one that we've had for the last threty years
and it's fear the family of twenty five.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Would you say that, Priscilla, It gets the job done.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes, it definitely does.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Three hours later.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Or okay, no hole, no hole in the bed, Thanks Priscilla.
We're looking for traditional key meal. Someone said the big breakfast.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
I think that came from England.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, has got a big Breakfast in the menu,
do it does?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It really does?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Roast slam with potatoes cooked in the drippings, Apple crumble
with Hokey pokey ice cream, for dessert years.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
You know what should be on the list is goody
goodye gum drops good gum drop.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Sup.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Someone said little red diddle sausages.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Are you talking about cheerios? Whatever you call them, stick
to calling them cheerios.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Call them little boys.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
No, we can't call them that anymore.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
No, that's what they're called. No, they're not. They people
call them little boys.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Yeah, I know people do, but it's a slang term.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
What's wrong with it? They look like little boys willies.
That's why they call them that. No, I know, I
know why. Yeah, yeah, So what I don't don't understand.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Don't understand why you're trying to cancel our cultural dish
little boys.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm not cheerios one of the best things ever, but
I'm not gonna call it a little boy.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
What about a potato top pie? What about a potato
top pie? Do they here's a good question. Because you're
from Australia, you've been here long enough. Now do they
have potato top pies in Australia? Have we found a
uniquely because we both have pies, is a combination about
whose pies are better?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Our potato top pies unique to New Zealand no, we've.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Got them, but they're better here. Does that count?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Way better here, way better here.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
And someone said, guys, you're overthinking it. Cold beer, bangers
and mesh okay.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Someone else said, oh, kiwi onion.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Dep Kiwi onion dip for dinner, for dinner, to.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Eat it with a spoon.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
It's good stuff, not chips. Enough stuff, the chips because
he loves coffee. Limbs some late.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Contenders, by the way, to a traditional Kiwi meal that
you can prepare for people from overseas to give them
a taste of Kiwi culture. We didn't talk about fairy bread.
Fairy bread's a great option.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, fairy bread delicious. We didn't talk about smoked fish pie.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
God, there's some good fish pies in this country.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
And we didn't talk about deviled sausages.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh yeah, deviled sausages.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Deviled sausages the same as curried sausages. Yeah, same thing, Yeah,
same same You can do it out of a can.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Oh my god, how good is a deviled egg?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Completely different conversation.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Though, I know, but I'm just it just made me
think of it.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Are you a fan of the devil?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
No? No, I am.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
My issue with dibled eggs, as I'll have six or seven,
whereas I would never usually eat six or seven.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
What's the issue? Eggs are very farty.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Eat that many eggs with a bit of curry powder
on them, and he's giving it a thumbs up like
it's a good time.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Hell yeah, I'm not shying away. It's a great time.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Eat those and the asparagus roles.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, deviled sausages though, how good?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Usually Brie and I take on Ella, who's a bit
of a musical savant as far as we concerned. She's
gonna musical ear, but she's not here, so it's just
the two without musical ears going head to hit today.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
This should be fun.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
What we do is we have had our producers convert
popular songs, songs you would hear on zidim usually into
classical form. There's no words, there's no beat, and we
have to figure out what those are as quickly as possible.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
You can play long as well in the car, but
we are playing for people at home, so this means war.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Ellie has put these together.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Hey Ellie, hello there, you're highly stressed about this today.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Did you look at my face? It was like it
was stressed looming over you.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I know, so I'm expecting big things like you put
big pressure on it.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh no, I mean it's not that great.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Don't get your hopes.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm expecting you played all the instruments on these songs.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yes, that's exactly what I did. That's why I talked
so long.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
I knew it.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay, should we just get into it? Is there anything
we need to know?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Not really, No, nothing like that.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
No, sorry, no, you don't need one.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
All right, that's all right, we're ready. Here's our first song.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I know it?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh yeah, is Clinton Taylor Swift? And I don't think so.
I'll just stop right there, mate, Okay, we'll keep it going.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay, I know.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's Shearan?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
My know the name of that? Now that we know it,
what is that?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Clint Clinton? Clint insure and I don't care.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
That's the one so hard I arguone. We've played that
sugons in him fourteen thousand times.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
One hard fought point for Clint.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
Did half the work.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Who's going to get this one? Yes, Bree, that's lady
Gaga poker face. I'm gonna have to say that's wrong Clinton. Yes,
lady gagad romance.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yes, it doesn't work again.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Can I get the three peat this week with doing
half the work for me again?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Let's just go for.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh mm hmmm, I know what what is that?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
It's old and it's a bit older.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yees.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Oh Clint, that's Madonna and material girl.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
You little I had that?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
No, sorry, sorry, but that might be the best steal
of all.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Hey, Johnny, congratulations, we've got fifty KFC Chigen Doll's coming
your way.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oh you're awesome, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Very welcome, You're welcome. Some credit.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Tell me thank you, Johnny.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
Well done, and thank you.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
You're welcome, You're welcome. Hey.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
I don't even know where I've got this idea from,
but I wanted to have a conversation as radio broadcast professionals.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Okay, whether finally a conversation I'm qualified for.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yes, where we're meant to be and actually people listening
as well might be qualified to answer this because we
might not be able to. But I had a thought
pop into my mind the other day where obviously, you know,
we do this show and we broadcast around this beautiful
country into thousands, hundreds of thousands of.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
People's cars every day.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
My question is is it illegal for us.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
To tell people where the speed cameras are?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Is it illegal to ask the network of people that
listen to this show to tell us where the speed
cameras are in their area and then for us to
give out that information. I'm not saying we're going to
do it, so don't get the popo around here, But
I'm just wondering is it illegal.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's a concushion. I don't know. Is it illegal.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I've always wondered, is it illegal after you drive past
a speed camera to flash your headlights and oncoming cast
so let them know that there's a speed camera coming.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
I feel like that's illegal? Is it? Because if that's illegal,
then this is illegal.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I feel like we'd be doing a good thing because
and hear me out, hear me out. I feel like
we'd be doing a good thing because I think it
would automatically make people slow down in those areas, which
is what they want.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, the idea of a speed camera is safe as
a deterrent.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, the idea speed camera's coming up, you're going to
slow down.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
You're right, Actually knowing that a speed camera is there
makes you slow down is safer.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Than getting a speeding ticket, That's.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
What I'm saying. Yeah, when you start a weekly segment,
or maybe even a daily segment, I don't know what
are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Information?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Eating?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
About fixed speed cameras? Are you talking about police officers
set up?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Not fix because I mean you should know where those are.
That's if you're from that area. I'm talking about the
ones the mobile speed cameras where they set it up
and it might be there one day and not there
another day.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
What about a police officer on the side of the
road with a speed gun?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
That too, right, We'll get them all. Why not?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
What would you do?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, okay, do you feel like the police would come
for us?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I don't know, Like, is it frowned upon by the police.
There's only one way to find out.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
If you're a policeman or you work for the police,
would you be able to arrest us for giving out
that information?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Technically? Are we technically helping? Because because we're slowing people down?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Are we doing the people's work?

Speaker 6 (38:05):
Here?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Someone ticks in and said, my iPhone maps tell me
where fixed speed cameras are?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Does it?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
I know there used to be a feature inside ways
map Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
My iPhone maps tells me where the.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Fixed red light cameras are really and the speed cameras.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
I'm Australian and my friend got booked for flashing lights
to warn other drivers of a speed camera. Wow, okay,
so you can get done in Australia.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
There's such party poopers over in Australia though. They're all there,
fines through the roof and they're so like crazy.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Here's another one that's legal to flesh your lights because
it's an obstruction of justice or some jas. I imagine
telling people would be much the same. Okay, so you're
saying it could be illegal, I'm.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Saying, like, could be good for ratings for our show
that people would know at this time. Yeah, every day
we will give out the speed camera information.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
We just got to be willing to We've just got
to be willing to pay the fine. I want to
do it. We've got we've got to. If we do
the crime, we're wing to do the time.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
And you know that that tight ass boss of ours,
Ross Boss is not going to foot the bill.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I know, but if we want to be and I'm
just about to name our show something, this is going
to be a new nickname for our show. If we
want to be the radio Robin Hood's, then we need
to be willing to pay the.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Fine robbing from the rich and giving to the poor. Yeah,
the rich being the government and the poor being us.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I reckon.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
I feel like I just want to even do it once,
just to.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Be like, is there a lawyer? Is there a lawyer
who could tell us.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Someone said it's not illegal, but discouraged as it could
impair vision.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh that's the flashing your lights thing.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh the flashing you know, I want to know.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Specifically doing a radio segment explaining this, where we.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Use our network of people who listen to this show
to text us where the speed cameras are.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Someone's in my electric vehicle tells me where speed cameras are. Okay, yeah,
the fixed ones. Talk lawyer, We've got a lawyer. Lawyer here.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
It's illegal and you'd probably get megger targeted.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Lol, what do you mean, like the math here? Targeted
by who?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Like?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
By what like with.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
The police, and the police would follow us and give
us speeding tickets.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
It's fine because I've got a really nonchalant personalized plate.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
So this isn't your personalized plate less goal That's what
I mean.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
It's really common.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I got flipped off by a police officer as I
flashed my lights when he was speeding.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
There is nothing there is nothing I love more than
flashing my lights to tell that person coming the other
way that there is a speed camp.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
You genuinely feel like, honestly in that situation, like a
superhero like I am, you know.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Just the greatest thing.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Ever.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
I'm a bit choosy about who I flashed to, Like
if the person coming towards me is clearly speeding and
they're in like an ahole car, I'm like, nah, you
can have the ticket.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Really what a whole car vibe?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
What about trucks? Truck I'm on board with the truckies.
Yeah right, I stand with the truck If.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I'm feeling real saucy, I'll give them a double flash
lights camera action.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
You know what I'm saying now, that is an obstruction.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Use out today that boomers are embracing a movement called
SKI or s KI, which stands for spending kids inheritance.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
And they're not leaving any money for the kids.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I've also heard it called the skin club. The skin
club spind the kids inheritance now now that's fun, and
I think the ethos of that is spend it while
you are still fit and healthy enough to enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, you know, I'm My stance on this is I'm
all for it. It's not our money, you know. Like,
and I don't think when I look at my parents,
my parents have worked their ass off their entire life, Like,
they've worked so hard for what they have. I don't
expect them to give me anything. I want them to

(42:09):
enjoy their life. I want them to go on holidays,
go on the trips, buy the things you want to buy.
I don't expect anything from them, make some memories, and
I know it's it's it's especially hard because there is
all of this data and statistics that have come out
where it talks about how a lot of US millennials
and Gen z it is not going to be able

(42:31):
to buy a house. But you shouldn't be relying and
expecting the money from your parents.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's just how I feel about it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah, I don't imagine they got a big inheritance from
their parents, So yeah, totally. I think some people get
caught up in the fact that the boomers have the
majority of the wealth at the moment and the wealth transfer.
Everybody's kind of hoping it happens at some stage that
it comes down to the next generation. But of all
of the boomer's wealth ends up in the p and

(43:02):
O Cruise Company, then I.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Mean, that's where it ends up, the one and then
that's where it ends up.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
That's where it ends up.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
And I'm sure we will fight once we get through, guys,
once we get through the current recession. I know we're
just getting over the last recession, but once we get
over this recession, I'm sure we're gonna I'm sure we're
going to get on top of this bouts back.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I'm sure aouts back. For sure, we're going to make
our fortune, right as our voices go real high pitched.
But I just I just think that, yeah, you shouldn't expect.
I mean, if your parents do end up giving you
some money or helping you out with a deposit, that's
amazing and awesome that your parents are in a situation
where they can do that. But I feel like you

(43:41):
should just not put any pressure on them that you
expect it.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
What if you're steering your parents towards spending their money.
I know it's their money, spending their money on assets
that you might stand to inherit one day. You like,
you know what you guys should do for your attirement.
You should buy this house in the current you know,
that would be a great place for you guys.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I mean that's what my dad's been doing, yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Which I mean the assets he's choosing are a little
bit skew with like he's been. My dad has decided
because he's semi retired, and he's decided that in his
semi retirement to spend most of his money on collecting
cars from Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Like he bought the Godzilla, and you know, it's an investment.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
It is an investment.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
But then my dad said to me, He's like, yeah,
well all the cars will be going to your brother.
And I was like, what are you mean? That's not
a quality I think you should put into the will
that we have. We race, We race for the cars,
all the cars. Slips gets to pick a car and
we race like on Greece, winner takes all, like in

(44:52):
need for speed.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
A great idea, you know.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah, my dad said we were going to inherit as motorbikes.
He's got four keads. He had four motorbikes we're going
to it is vintage motorbikes. And he sold them and
I said, I thought we were going to inherit those,
and he goes, no, I don't remember saying that.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
No, I'm keeping them. I will be buried that those bikes.
I will be buried. We want to know this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
What are your parents spending your inheritance?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
What did your parents? What big purchase were you like, Oh,
that's a part of my inheritance.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Or maybe it was a trip, like.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Maybe it's a wardrobe full of something, maybe it's maybe
maybe it was tickets to go and see something that
were crazy expensive. And look, you're happy for them.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Happy for them, I mean would love anything left over,
but happy for them.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
The ski club, the spend the kid's inheritance. What are
your parents doing with it? Oh, eight hundred dials at him?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Have your parents gone skiing? Gone on a ski trip?

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah, they're going on a big old ski trip. Spending
the money on a ski trip.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Spending kids inheritance is what ski stands for. Apparently it's
a trend that the boomers are loving.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, they're living it up while they still can while
they're fitting healthy enough to enjoy their money.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
It's their money, they earn their money.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
It is their money. To the people who are texting us, going, guys,
we are not entitled to anything. It's their money. We
know it's their money.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
That's what we said.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Just does it mean we're not watching what they spend
their money on.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Of course we watch, We watched.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Of course we've watched, and of course we will all
talk talk amongst our siblings and beling oh mom and
dad spending the inhera of course.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Of course we're judging. Yeah, but we know it's their money.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
But we want them to be happy and they deserve
to spend their money on what they want.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
So we want to know what is it that your
parents are spending that money on. What is it going towards?
Someone text in and said their parents are spending the
inheritance on one hundred and thirty thousand dollar caravan.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Wow, I can I can one up you? This person said,
my family bought a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
motor home, which they use very very rarely, as they
also bought a lifestyle block which uses up the majority
of their time looking after the animals. Yeah, god, they went,
they went the double banger.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
You'd be judging that purchase because you'd be going, guys,
you're not even using the motor home and it's going
down in value.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
You can't have both choose one.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
My wife's parents bought a like an RV when they
both retired. But New Zealand is so small that they
did the whole country in a year, like just doing
small trips and then they're like, all have done it
now so much they sell it and they sold it.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Yeah, yeah, well they wouldn't have lost that much nothing. Yes,
all good. Princess is here a high Princess? Hi, Princess.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Princess. Hello, what did your mama?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Dad?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
What did your parents spend your inheritance on?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Princess?

Speaker 7 (47:49):
They spent as my father in law, he just had
a whole new set of teeth at seventy How much.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Do you reckon the whole new set of teeth? Put
him back?

Speaker 7 (48:00):
I'd used to be honest, but I know it's a
lot of money.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
It can.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, for a full sit. How does it look though?
Has he got a whole new smile?

Speaker 7 (48:10):
Well, he looks like he's a teenager, but with an old.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Man's face, Princess, I'd love to know how white did
he go?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Very white? Like they do look like an American, you know,
shiny white male. Oh you put a clinky style on
his photo.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
It looks like he looks like Guy Smiley, Princess, in
your opinion, did he go too white?

Speaker 7 (48:34):
Seventy much?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, thanks, Princess.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Let's go to Joe. Hi Joe, Hi Joe, Hi Joe.
What are your parents spending the inheritance on?

Speaker 7 (48:44):
Well, my mum's eating it in chunks and she's just
doing multiple Timo pictures of the Reek.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
She's been bidden by the Timu bog. How bad, Joe?

Speaker 6 (48:53):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (48:54):
What's he buying?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Well, quite beird.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
This week I was given a pineapple knife so I
can easily call my pineapples.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
And did you want barbecue? Okay?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Did you want a pineapple knife?

Speaker 5 (49:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Or did you not know you needed.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Away?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I'm surprised that all these things exist.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
He's finding them.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Well, good news is you want to hear it any money,
but you will hear and hear it a bunch of
worthless Temu crap, So right, which will.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Probably be broken before you get it, Poor Joe. Someone
takes her and said, my dad just bought a nineteen
sixty eight Chevrolet Chevelle. That man has never been a
car guy.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
He's just at that stage of his life and if
you asked, if you asked him, he would go, no, no, no,
I've always been a car guy. It's just I couldn't
get the cars when I had you kids. Now I can.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
In fairness to my dad, he has always been a
car guy, but he just seems to love a lot
of different cars these days.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Are your parents skiing spending the kids inheritance? Someone said,
that's my parents are spending the inheritance on a cruising yacht.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Are they cruising yacht?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
They already have one, but the one they have is
not quote unquote comfortable.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
What the hell? Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
You know the parents are spending it all if they're
buying a cruising yacht. George is here, Hi, George, Hi Georgia.
Oh sorry, George, George, George, what are your parents spending
the inheritance on? Mate?

Speaker 9 (50:33):
Well, they just got back from a Safarian Africa. They
went and throw all the lines now absolutely everything, like yeah,
Champagne amazing.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
CHAMPAGNEI how good?

Speaker 9 (50:47):
Yeah, oh, I looked incredible photos. And in January they.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Would have taken those photos. They would have taken those
photos on an iPad as well.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (51:00):
And then in January off on the heritage expedition, both
down to Antarctica for George.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
They couldn't have picked two more like expensive trips.

Speaker 9 (51:13):
I'm all for it. I think it's so cold. My
dad has never been a very stop, relaxed kind of guy.
They're doing all these things that they can. I think
it's good.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
That's awesome. Do you do you want to do ballpark?
How much do you think the Safari trip in Africa
would have cost? George? I don't care.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (51:34):
Yeah, I don't ask dollars.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
It's none of my business. But I'm fifty grand. I
just think today I'm just floating numbers. I wouldn't have
been that much.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah, twenty up there. That's worth every penny like that.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Thanks George, some more thanks. Your parents are spending the
inheritance on My dad's collecting walking sticks. He has hundreds
walking sticks. Those will be useful for him. My parents
are spending the inheritance on surgery because the public system.
Waitless is too long. That's been one hundred thousand dollars
so far.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
One hundred.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Kari sold everything they had and moved to Rara, Tonga.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
They are living the life. That's awesome. That's such a
good decision.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Someone else said, haha, not getting any inheritance. Maybe a
two thousand and eight Toyota Yaris.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Oh your lat breeze. Dad's calculation that thing will only
go up and value.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah, I mean that's only yeah, that's only going to
get yea so Yarus two thousand and eight, though, have
you got a Yaris?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
No? No, I don't know anyone with a Yaris.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
They're very rare.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah, they're getting rare, uper rare. Yeah, it's basically a
classic car. They're still a birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Next, if you one know the number one song on
your sixteenth birthday, you need to call, oh eight hundred
dials it in.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
Free Inklin, free England.

Speaker 10 (52:48):
Birthday.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Welcome along to birthday banger number one songs when you
turn sixteen. If you have ever wondered what yours is,
that's what we do here.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Laura's going to go first. Cura, Laura, Hi, Laura.

Speaker 10 (53:00):
I'm the pind of girl.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Who I am a banger.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I'm going to put the energy out there.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
We're hoping for good bank.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Okay, you're looking to manifest. You're looking to manifest a
banger for your birthday.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Banger Laura. Okay, all right, the best one.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
We've got the faith, Laura. We need your birthday and
let's do this dance.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
Okay, cool Events of October eighty six.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
All right, Laura.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
That means you were sixteen and two thousand and two
and on your sixteenth this was at the top.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I mean, I don't want to presuppose how you feel
about it, Laura, but I think that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
It goes well with bangers.

Speaker 9 (53:48):
That was good.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I was hoping.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
But like, if I was drunk out, i'd be into that.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
If I was drunk enough, i'd be into that.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Everyone when they're drunk enough is into that song.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Kitchup on banger is the kitchup song? Okay, wait there,
we're going to do Caroline's birthday banger by Caroline.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Hi, how's your day been? Mate?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Busy, really busy but good.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Oh good to hear. Hopefully you're on the way home.
Let's get you there.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
What's your day to birth.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
Seventeenth of March seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
All right, that means you were sixteen in nineteen ninety five,
and back in the nineties this had a number one hit.
Do you think it.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
The year of the Spice Girls?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
What do you reckon? Caroline?

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Not feeling the vibes.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
What was a sixteen year old Caroline listening to a
nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Oh look, I can't even remember back that far.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
Yeah, wouldn't have been.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
There, wouldn't have been okay, wouldn't have been that.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Do one more birthday banger for Ellen Curder Ellen by Ellen, Hello,
how's your day been?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
It's not too bad?

Speaker 9 (55:00):
Pretty good?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
What have you been up to?

Speaker 5 (55:02):
Just at work all day?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Are you at home now?

Speaker 6 (55:05):
On your way home?

Speaker 11 (55:06):
On my way home?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Good to hear.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
What is your birthday?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Ellen? Third of August two thousand, Coming up? You were
sixteen though in twenty sixteen, and Ellen, here's your birthday
banger came in on Anny one more time for However,
I was taking.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
One drake one dance. What are you recking?

Speaker 9 (55:32):
That was so great?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Bbhzy bb jessey.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I'd rather play bbeh. You can't win them all, Ellen,
not with that you can't win them all, and you
won't win today because I'm not voting for it.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
What are we voting for? I'm voting the Spice Girls.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
I know Caroline wasn't feeling the vibe, but that is
a straight fire banger in my eyes.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Get your decision, face on, Ellie, because I'm voting for
the catch up song, which means we.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Go to a split vote and you will have the
deciding vote. And I know you're not picking Drake.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I'm not picking Drake.

Speaker 11 (56:09):
Sorry, I'm never gonna put Drake, but I reckon today.
I'm feeling the Spice Girls.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
I'm feeling the girls.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I love the kitch up song, but it does get
a bit repetitive, it does.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Where is this? I mean, this is lyrical genius at work.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
I mean, Caroline, congratulations, you're the winner of birthday banger today. Awesome.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Yeah, she loves it.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
The year was nineteen ninety five and this song was
number one when Caroline was turning sixteen. Brian Clinton, sit
him in Clint the Spice Girls, and who do you
think you are? Look, this is slightly embarrassing, but no
it's not.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I'm not embarrassed. We're a producer down. We're under the part.
Birthday Banger takes a lot of manpower behind the scenes.
There's a lot going on, and a mistake was made.
I will own it. I've made a mistake.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
You need to.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I was about to say, in six years, I think
we've only had to issue a birthday Banger retraction probably twice.
So I think that's pretty good, pretty good numbers. Yeah,
we're working pretty hard behind the scenes here to get
that on the Aird.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Caroline, breaking news that is not your birthday banger.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
I'm trying for something that's not.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Okay, the Spice Girls, you were sixteen and nineteen ninety five.
The spy skills didn't exist until nineteen ninety six, so
that can't be your birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Oh, I'm interested to know if you're going to like
your actual birthday bang and better.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Caroline, are you ready to hear it?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yeah? Go for it.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Okay again, you.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Were sixteen in nineteen ninety five, and Caroline, this is
your birthday banger.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
It might be getting worse for Caroline.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
The real McCoy and another night.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I think the damn I thought we might have cracked Cat.
I thought that might be Caroline, it's worth a shot.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Near mine.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
No regrets, no agreats, still choosing the Spicycles, although I
might have chosen that real McCoy song if they had
come up.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
You didn't even choose the Spice Girls. You chose the
ketchup song.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Oh yeah, true, So this is not my fault at all.
Then this has nothing to do with me.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah, for once, it's actually not your fault. There was
a conversation we had off air last week. Do you
record this conversation where I said, I believed that you
guys say words the same, like you're saying two different words,
but it sounds like the same word to me.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
I do, but you're going to need to elaborate.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
So I believe that there's certain words that some kiw
say that sound the same. And this is my pure coincidence.
But a video came up with my TikTok today where
I feel like I might not be alone. Okay, take
a listen.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I'm a Kiwi and my boyfriend is English and he
thinks that I say words and they sound the exact,
saying like two different words sound.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
The same, but they don't. So we're going to test them.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Do you want to hear some examples. I mean, they
do quite a lot. I've just pulled out a couple.
Here's the first one, Ben and.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Ben, Ben Ben. That doesn't sound the same. That doesn't
sound the same? Does that sound the same to you?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Does that?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Do we sound the same when we're saying Ben and Ben.
Here's the next one, bag and big, big big.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
It's not the same, bag like bagging groceries and big
like big for money.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
No big, oh God, beg big big and bag big
beg and bag.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Should we go through a few.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
These are a couple that I've picked up on since
living here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I've been in like seven years, and I still to
this day get confused because I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Feel like some of these, you guys do kind of
sound okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
So the the talk show host who got canceled, short hair,
she's gay. What's her name? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Ellen?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
And then how would you say a L L A
n Ellen? Ellie? You need to jump in on this
because let's go Ellie's name. This is my name, so
Ellie and then.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
With an a Ellie like a lane way Ellie? Do
her name Ellie? The other one Ellie?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
But I know I know the differences same, But do
you think it kind of sounds the same.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
No doubt, but I don't know how to make it
sound different. So so you with your exotic Australian accent.
So give me an Ellie and an Ellie?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Which way which way? Okay? What's her name? What's her name?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Ellie?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
And what's that path over there? Allie? And what's her
name Ellie? And that Allie? So if she went down
that pathway, what would it be Ellie going down in Allie?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah, it is quite.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Difficult when you do it, Ellie going down in Ellie.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Oh, that was better.

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
Okay, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
There's one more that it really confuses me. Was one
woman to what women?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Oh that was good from you, Ellie.

Speaker 11 (01:01:58):
You ago oneman, one woman, two women? No, I think
I do lazily say it the same way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
One woman too woman. I've heard so many Kiwis say
it like that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Some international lessons are texting in. They said, I'm a sepher.
Kiwis can't say beer beer or beer beer as in
the animal, beer as in the drink, and beer isn't
to bear your soul a bear and beer?

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Well those are two very different words, are right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
We're lazy down here in give me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Don't even honest truth.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Give me the drink, okay beer, give me the animal beer.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Same same.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
If I had to beer my soul to a beer
while holding a beer be in trouble, I wouldn't know
what that would be unbearable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Love to know the other words are? You can text
them to us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yeah, text text the A nine six ninety six, Oh
so interesting, kiwis.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Don't have a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Bloody vowel among you. This is, this is this is
the reason for New Zealander is to take a good
hard look at ourselves because we're getting some outside opinion
on how we talk, and it is not good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
It's not good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I've always thought, there's since moving here, that there's certain
words that you guys say to you they sound different
to me.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
It sounds like you're saying the exact same word.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Like Ellie and Allie. You guys say Ellie and Ellie,
and I think, I think, I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Think back to that primary school where I'm pretty sure
we were raised to think they We were told that
the same word just spelt different.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
What like ellie and Ellie?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Hidding me, I know what you like a beer and
a What are you saying a bear? A bear, a
bear a bear in the words. It's the same word, kids,
but spelt different.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Yes, I think you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
That is how we Oh, that's where the problem is started.
You should be drinking a beer in the woods. By
what do you doing like that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I love this text that's come through, just on the
Alley and Ellie thing. Someone said, this is so validating.
My husband works with an alley and an Ellie and
I never know which one he's talking about. He's a
Kiwi and I'm originally from the US.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
My Kiwi wife was in the UK and she asked
the guy at the hardware store for some pigs, and
he said, we don't sell pegs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Pears and pegs. That's so good. Someone said, what about
pen and pin? You're right, you guys say it which one?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
So what you write with her pin and then you
can put a what in it? Pin?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Similar?

Speaker 11 (01:04:52):
I'm not worse than others. I'm noticing our eyes and
our ease are very similar. Yeah, so bin ben, pen
and p bloody tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Dick and deck is coming through hot.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
Oh yeah, that's a classic one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Dick and deck.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah, that's a classic one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Sit on the deck, Sit on my deck deck, careful.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Careful, careful.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Now what about here and pea? Someone said, what here?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
And peer?

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Here?

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
And there?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Here and pear?

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
No, no, no no, they mean peer as in the
fruit and then pier is in the thing that goes
out over the water.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Wait, a pier a pear that you eat and then
brightened pier or a peer?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Okay, let's do a test. Let's do a test where
you just have to say the word in your mind
and I have to guess which one you're you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Okay, Yeah, it's a ben that I put rubbish in. Yes, correct?

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Pen put a pin in it? Yeah? Correct? But I'm
meant to say pin, damn it? What else is coming
up here?

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Fruit? Yeah, so you've lived here long enough. I think
I can translate.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Now for the Kiwis, someone said, I can't understand you
Kiwis when you're trying to tell me the difference between
Korea the country, carea the job, and Korea the person
who delivers your packages.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Oh yeah, that's a tough one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
What about someone said the way Kiwis say major major
major major major? What do they mean?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Do they mean MEA? I don't know? And eight there's
no difference between those two words. Ate the number and
ate some food.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
I ate some food and ate. Oh, it sounds a
little bit different, but that one's quite hard.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah, that one's quite similar. Really, people would say it,
well for eight, No, it's some food. It's oh, I
don't associate with people that use that. All right, Well,
something to work on. I guess got to get the
jaw moving.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I think it's I think it's quite fairy. Fairy the
boat and fairy the mythical creature are pronounced differently.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Yes, okay, how would you do it? Bree a fairy
so like as in yes no, oh, I thought same, Clint,
a fairy to why hickey?

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
And a fairy Oh really elongate the ai there's a
macron on top.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Was this feels like dumb?

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Dumbours as like cabbage.

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
Potato potato free?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
In Clint? Do you remember that?

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
Do you guys remember whoa?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
My brain just had this splashback? It was a viral
TikTok or was it like a YouTube video? I feel
like it was a viral TikTok back in Lockdown?

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
Do you remember Ellie yeah, yeah it was.

Speaker 11 (01:07:58):
It was a little YouTube, but I thought sitting on
a toilet, sitting on the toilet and a flush.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Super viral.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
That's a throwback. This is quite interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
There's a study that's been done revealing why people spend
more time in the bathroom these.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Days, specifically on the toilet. Yes, okay, well or everything.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
It kind of alludes that it's toilet, but I think
the bathroom is what they're saying. But they surveyed around
two thousand people and found that forty three percent, so
nearly half of those people like to lock themselves away
to enjoy the quiet, with thirteen percent seeking peace from

(01:08:45):
their partners. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
People with kids will relate to this hard.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
It's it's a little bit of a loan time, and
it's scrolling time for people who take their phone into
the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
It goes into details about how long exactly people are
spending on the toilet. So this is a study that's
done over in the UK, but it says here that
Brits spend about an hour and fifty four minutes each
week what in the lavatory, so.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Two hours almost, so that equates I've.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Done the math to almost one working day per month. Wow,
on the toilet, Wow, just sitting on the throne. It
also highlighted two hours a week.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
How long is that persision? That's crazy? Yeah, two hours
a week.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
But then obviously they have also broken it down into
different age groups and which age group.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
Spends the most time on the toilet?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Yeah? Who do you think? Do they do? Genders?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Yes, we'll get into that afterwards. Who do you think
what is the age group that is spending And we're
talking like, you know, a lot like eight, we'll go
eighteen to twenty, twenty five to thirty, thirty to thirty five,
thirty five to forty, so on and so forth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
It's men in their forties.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
I don't know about the gender, but we're just doing
a game. People in their forties, people in their forties, Ellie.

Speaker 11 (01:10:14):
Yeah, I would say appearance. I'm going to go between
thirty five and forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
It's said that those aged.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Between eighteen to twenty four spend the most time in
the bathroom, averaging so the average was an hour and
fifty four minutes. This age group a week averages two
hours and thirty six.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Minutes per Weekness the phone as the tech top.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
It must speak, it must be.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
In terms of gender, men are more likely to spend
more time in the bathroom, averaging two hours a week
compared to women, which is an hour and forty two.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
That's interesting when we've got more to do, if you
know what I mean, we do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Yeah, you guys to be very in and out. We're good,
we're efficient.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
I wouldn't describe myself as efficient at all. I'd describe
myself as what's the longest time?

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Like, what do you think is an appropriate amount of
time to be in the laugh of tree before?

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
It's like, you know, you know when when of your
league starts to go numb, or you get pins and needles,
or you get up off the toilet and the toilet
seat is kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Stuck bys a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
And if you were not the day of a word,
but if you were to turn around and look at
your beer bum in the mirror, there would be a
ring an indent.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Yeah. Sometimes I love nothing more than just sitting on
the toilet though. Yeah, especially in the morning when you're
kind of waking up.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Yeah, I would say treat yourself to a flush, staying
there as long as you want.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
But treat yourself to a flush early in the piece.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I always do I always do it early flush.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
And if you've done a flush, I mean you could
put the seat down then and just keep sitting, couldn't it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Absolutely, Well there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
That's the results from how long you're sitting.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
On the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Sitting on the toilet and then a fly.

Speaker 11 (01:12:09):
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