ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st July 2024

• The official raw potato taste test. 
• Mumma Di has started doing food vlogs. 
• Running into your ex on a plane. 
• What were you doing while really pregnant? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Zidium podcast Network, MS Brillant Clint brought you by
KFC's Hodding Spicy. Tonight, we are going to witness the
most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Brie
and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brian

(00:23):
Clint Show. Oh this is the one, guys, This is
the one. Is the one? Hey, hey, hey, and by
this you found out we are here, baby.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
This one is for our rugby seven's girls.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Young man.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
There's no need to feel down us, young man. You
can be your man and down that don't need to
be happy.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
How good was that? Sevens?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
My god?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
What are our girls? Might be my favorite moment of
the Olympics. Sofar What a game? What shout out to
Canada as well? Who would have thought they put up
a hell of a fight. They really had to work
for it. It's hard to stay at the was the
original chapel roone? Yeah, I mean shout out to the girls.

(01:31):
What a game. They deserved every piece of that gold medal.
I already know what the headline is going to be
on the Herald tomorrow, Golden Girls.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I am the commentator. What was the commentators call after
they won.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Black to black back? To Black.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It was Black to Black back to back gold medals.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We've got a fun show on the way for you
guys today. Mama die on for her first looking vlog.
We're always gonna eat a raw potato on the show today.
It's just all about food. Yeah, it's a real foodie shows.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're into food and Olympics, then stick around in a
little bit of the village.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
People. This is the show for you. It's a great mix.
One more chorus, one more chorus. Understand that he's coming
on this guy Trady verse lady, if you're keen to play,

(02:34):
I want hundred dollars at him. You want to hit
one Russ? Why m see come on.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Ross Love You're like, yeah, go to the Black friends,
young man.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Don't don't think about it too much.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, Brian Clinton was dedicated to the black fans.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Sixty seven, verse fifty seven. Let's do Trady vers lady.
In Clint, it's Readally versus.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Insteady toolshed keew we owned trusted by Trading.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Here we are the trade's and the ladies. Great prize
from the tool shed. It's that hedge trimmer that's up
for grabs. Who doesn't need a good hedge trimmer.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Plus you'll get fifty dollars cash taking on our trading
today as our lady. She's from Wellington, she's forty four
and she is a cooking teacher. Welcome to the show. Sasha, Hi, Sasha, Hi.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
Hear you good?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Thanks? What's your signature dish?

Speaker 8 (03:32):
What teach him with the kid?

Speaker 9 (03:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, be favorite one?

Speaker 10 (03:35):
So I teached inter media the two favorite things they
love to make pork and hive dumplings.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Oh good, and the other one is cinnamon scrolls.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh how nice your class sounds like a good time.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
We had to cook a stew when I was in
high school and I set a tea towel on fire
and was banned.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
From the class.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
That happened in my class too, to be on No.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Really, okay, so it's common. Can't beat a te tails
stew in the middle of winter though. Trading from dneed
in the forty and they've been wagging work to watch
the Olympics. Yes, welcome to the show. Nixon, Nixon, you
bloody legend. How many days have you wagged? You reckon?

Speaker 11 (04:16):
Well, it was not first, but I think gold take
another couple.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Absolutely, mate. It only comes around once every four years.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
What a great day to take off. You took off
gold medal wednesday?

Speaker 11 (04:25):
Oh I know, how great was that?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
How great was bloody? Good mate? We're so proud. Okay, Nixon,
your is trading Sasha, your lady. The first of three
correct answers gets that prize from the tool shed. Here
we go, good luck.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Question number one, the New Zealand Olympic team picked up
their first medal at the Yes, Sasha.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Can't accept it right, Oh, you know you can, Yeah,
you can. Actually, the rest of the question was who
won it? Yeah, yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Women's rugby seven's black ferns. I mean all of the above.
Question number two one to the ladies, if you were
drinking the longest drink in town, what type of beverage
would you be killing?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Sasha milkha a milkshake. She's on fire, she's quick. Nixon,
you've been unlucky.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You need this one to stay in a Question number three, Buzzy,
when you can tell me who sings this anthem? Nixon,
we've got a game on our hands, a bit like
the rugby sevens this morning, Here we go. Question number four,
which famous scientists developed the theory of relativity. Lady yes,

(05:38):
Sasha for the windrrect. If you were a rash, you'd
be a full body one that was bloody tot not
from you.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
If you were a black Ferd and you'd be mikaelab
blythe because you are rappids. She's very quick. Thanks for playing.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Next in.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
We appreciate you as well. Thanks next, Thank join the Olympics. Sasha.
You get that prize from my mates to the toolship
and for fidless cash. Congratulations, Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Cheers.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well done, Sasha. There's thirty toolships nationwide. The key we
owned and trusted by tradees. If you're listening this time yesterday,
you would have heard a conversation that we had about
the gross thing that your partner does, and we got
this call from Hamish.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Imagine you biting into a juicy apple of my wife
bites into raw potato. She doesn't eat potatoes.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Law can't like the picture of an apple, just with
a different favor.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
All right, there is no flavor, Alisha, it's potatoes.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well have you done it?

Speaker 11 (06:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well that's a great, very good point. That is a
great point, Alisha. We'll make you a deal, Alicia. We'll
call you back. We'll try a raw potato live on
the radio with you tomorrow. Okay, okay, okay, deal cashake deal,
because we are a show of our word. No, it
was your word, wed your chance to back out your today. Okay,
you did your chance, but the ugly potato wasn't in

(07:04):
front of me. Then please welcome to the show. Welcome
back to the show. Hay Mish and Alisha the potato couple. Gooday, guys,
what should we call you? Potato and potato?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I've just been calling it potato gate, but potato potato gates.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Good.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
So we've agreed that we will eat a potato producer.
Ella's gone and got us a washed potato. She's then
re washed that washed potato and we're going to do it.
Do you guys have a potato handy? Are you gonna
eat a potato with us? Alicia?

Speaker 11 (07:33):
Not today?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Unfortunately, how convenient for you, Alisha, just us, just us
to enjoy the fruits of nature.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Just us.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Well, it just happens that we are parted across the
road from a foot.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
And chances you have an onion, we'll have a potato. Yeah,
this might with your whistle, we might get you or
your juice is flowing for a raw potato, and you
might have to go in for your first one.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah. I think I'll do a hard I mean I'll
see what you Okay, now, I think I'll go hard.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Look, Alicia, I don't have high hopes, but I'm going
to give you my honest in maybe brutal feedback.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, it might be good, might be bad.

Speaker 9 (08:13):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Can I say The rudest part of this, by the way,
is that as we stand here preparing to eat a
raw potato live on the radio, our producers are out
there eating a bag of potato chips, the most delicious
form of potato. I wanted to take part in the
potato eating, but we didn't have a spear potato. You
cann share mine if you holidarity. Oh nah, alright, I
think it's potato. What's what was that politician's name, Paula Bennett? No,

(08:42):
someone ate a raw potato or onion or something. Anyway,
anyway down the hatch here we go. It kind of
tastes like thing, but at the same time, I know it's.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Tastes like a real crappy apple. I didn't tell you that,
or like a Nashi because Nashi suck.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, don't the good name of a Nashie.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
It does.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's a texture of a Nashie.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
And the thing is, why would you volunteerily eat a
crappy potato?

Speaker 11 (09:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, yeah, we obviously are realizing this now.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
When I'm carrying them for dinner, I end up eating
house before I.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Round.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Alica, I told you i'd be honest. I will say,
not as bad as I thought.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
Yeah, what I thought of an acquiet taste?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
You know what? Ala delicacy. I think we're just too
uncultured to enjoy it.

Speaker 11 (09:50):
Off.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
When I'm peeling potatoes, sheats the skins.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
As well, just potato skins.

Speaker 9 (09:56):
Yeah, sometimes if I'm feeling like it, I don't eat
hate the raw potato because I know someone ticks them,
saying it's unhealthy because it's a night shade. But I
was tomatoes and the cans and all them.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Those moderation, all in moderation. You're right, Alicia said, a
few mouthfuls of raw potato won't kill.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
You, exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Leave it leaves quite the after taste, Alicia does, Here's.

Speaker 9 (10:22):
What kind of potato you've got to like?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Some beers and others are what are we dining on
this afternoon? Is this an.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You don't know what? What's your favorite variety? Alicia? What's
your favorite variety?

Speaker 9 (10:38):
She likes a pearl, admittedly not the one the ones.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, but now you're telling us more than like just
the plain one. I love that, Alisha.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I love that you go to the supermarket and like
when I'm looking for you know, like oranges, No, I'm
looking for apples, and I'm like, okay, my favorite apple
is the jazz apple, And You're like.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Where are are those angry as? Where are that's a variety.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
I can safely say that this is different quality radio
and well worked the way.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You said it not us.

Speaker 9 (11:16):
My dad did it at work once and no unbelieved.
He just took it and it ate up for his lunch.
Anyone was just really confused, they.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Say, Alicia, the potato doesn't fall far from the true.
Thanks guys, team having it's appreciated. It's a big thumbs
down from the Brian Clint show. You Next is onions raw.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
The Olympic Games in full swing and an incredible athlete
from Egypt. Her name is Nada Hafez in the fencing
has come out on social media and said that she's
seven months pregnant.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, impressive, that is truly incredible. She's competing on the
world stage, competing at the whole highest level. Yeah, I
want to know from pregnant people, is that like annoying
for you? Like, is it's sitting the bar too high?
You're like, I can barely touch my toes, let alone
consider competing in the Olympic Games. Pregnancy is different for everyone.
Is she sitting unrealistic pregnancy standards for other pregnant people?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
And obviously you know she is a professional athlete, so
her body would she's built different. Yeah, different, same as
people who you know are super hardcore into exercise will
continue to exercise throughout their pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
What did you do when you were uber hapoo? And
someone said, I was water skiing on my summer holiday
six months pregnant. I even managed to squeeze into my wetsuit.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
How the hell do you even manage to stand up
to water ski when you're six months pregnant?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I can't even do it now. It was it like
a front zipping. We so do you wear at backwards?
And the zip was at the front? Who just leave
it down around the poko? Actually what am I talking about?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
The most hard but the most impressive thing of that
story is getting the wetsuit on lube.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Me up, I'm going in. Frederica is here. Hi Frederica.
Hi Frederica.

Speaker 7 (13:02):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
What did you do when you were really pregnant? Frederica?

Speaker 4 (13:07):
So I was playing outdooring it all?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
For yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
How many months? Pregnant? Pregnant?

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Pleased until it was about seven months?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
This, this is this question is really good. Tell us
a lot. What position were you playing? Were you like
playing center or were you playing like.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
W D you were a sinner?

Speaker 11 (13:31):
Yeah, c does not.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
That's so. Did you find other players treated you differently
because you didn't? They didn't want to like hur the
pregnant lady? Not really.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
I think I heard one person from the other team
once commented, well, he told her, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, I can just picture I can just picture the
umpire in that game. She's dilated stead aside dilated. The
water's broken, traveling, water has broken, traveling.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Thanks Erica. Julie's yeah, Hi.

Speaker 9 (14:06):
Julie, Hi, Julie, Hi thea how are you?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Thank you? Julie? Was it you that did something amazing
when you were heavily pregnant.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I did something that was necessary.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, what did you do?

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Well?

Speaker 7 (14:18):
It was meant to be and let's face it, they've
lied about this. It was meant to be the last
concert the Rolling Stones ever did, and it was at
Wembley and they said they were not good. This is
a long time ago, darling. But they said they were
never going to perform again. And I was seven and
a half eight months pregnant, and I thought, we can't
miss this. Yeah, And we were on the ground and

(14:42):
I got right up to the front because we pretended
I was going to be sick, but they said, make way,
she's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh what a great idea, that genius.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah. So we got right up to the front and yeah,
and heard them and it was absolutely amazing. But I
was really pissed off later, of course, because never stopped.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
They've never they have never stopped. Really yeah no, sorry.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah. But the other thing which was interesting, the son
that was in the tummy at that time. He's a
real rocket. He can play any instrument. He position fanatic
and he lives in London and he I never liked
Abba and he worked on that Abber show you know
that transmitted aber onto the stage.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, a hologram show. It's amazing.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
And he was one of the people that created it,
worked on that and he said, Mum, I don't know
what it is.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Abbitt just really annoys me.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
I said, Darling, we were anti Abba when you were
a young boy. But for the stones and.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Whatever you listen to you tell me that's amazing. Thank you, Julie.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Someone text through and they said coast to coast at
sixteen weeks pregnant and mowed the lawns yesterday, forty weeks
pregnant Coast to coast, Coast to coast. Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'm a landscaper and it's seven months pregnant. I burrowed
ten cubic meters of mulch. Upper Hill landscapers. We talked
about built differently. Landscapers are built different They are built differently.
Seven month pregnant landscaper.

Speaker 9 (16:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Someone else said, oh, we're talking about the tonguerero crossing
before and I said, it's probably one of the most painful,
worst things I've ever done.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
And they said they did it whilst pregnant.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
They said, I was very early on, but it felt
like I was going to fake the whole way through
and that I was really unfit.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Turns out I was just pregnant. Pregnant? Did they not know?
Maybe you maybe at that time you struggled across the
tongue crossing. Did you do a pregnancy test?

Speaker 12 (16:39):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I just had a big meal that I before. Reagan's here. Hi, Reagan, Hi, Regan.

Speaker 9 (16:45):
Hi.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
So my husband and I we bought an old ambulance
years ago, fun and to pay for my maternity leave.
We thought, okay, right, we need to keep this ambulance
soul right. Had work that needed to be done to
paint for me outside in all sorts. It took forever,
and I was overdue. So I was forty weeks and
three days and oh he was still standing that bloody

(17:08):
van and you know, puting the curtains and all thoughts.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Did you get it done? Did you get it done
before the baby arrived?

Speaker 8 (17:18):
We got it done, We got it sold. And then
the next morning, at five am, my waters broke.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Isn't that incredible? Your body? Wow? Your body knew? Yeah,
they were like time to come out. Yeah, the same
thing happened with us. We were renovating our house and
the day after the last tradey finished at our house
my wife's water broke. It's the time her body went cool.
I can relax now I can have the baby. And
she really did relax and not belong though, because then

(17:46):
labor came. Thanks Reagan, we appreciate it. So thanks for Reagan.
Appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Someone on the text machines they played a national squashed
tournament at six months pregnant, and I went into labor
at thirty nine weeks after a friendly game with my partner.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Squash will do it.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I wonder if that's Susan Devoy texting in. I'm pretty
sure she played some squash tournaments when she was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I love the idea that Susan Devoy is just texting
this show mate. Susan Devoy is a great friend of mine.
She would be listening to our show. Shout out to Susan,
she said. If she listens to any radio show, it's
this one. Oh we'll shout out to Susan. I know,
shout out Susan. The worst show in the world. Married
at First Sight have begun filming a new season in
Australia and some of the info has leaked about one

(18:30):
of the couples. It's Len. I'm so shocked. I know,
I know, I'm so shocked that is happening. It's leaked
to the Daily Mail. I completely believe the story. I
know it's definitely not for publish. Why would you not
trust the experts on married at first sight? Their track
record is so good, sable, impickable. I think that experts
harder than the experts on married at first sight. They

(18:53):
might have like a three percent hit rate. Three percent,
you're gonna give them that much credit.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I reckon this probably in one hundred couples, and they
might be three that are successful.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
So you know how you meant to unmarried at first site.
You meant to meet the person that you're marrying at
the altar for the first time. Yes, you meant to
lial eyes on them. And then they do some cutaway
shots of you after the wedding where they go, oh,
she's a bit fatter than I hoped, and she's like, oh,
I asked for a tall guy. You know that's because
you meant to get a first impression of them for

(19:23):
the first time there. The Daily Mail has released footage
of two people who are being married or married at
first sight and being filmed and they used to date
each other. Oh no, it's quite a good plot twist
I would have.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I mean, it's, you know, what a coincidence that this
is actually great television that you turn up to married
at first sight.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
It's your ex and it's your ex. Imagine that what
are the chances? But imagine the big stranger that the experts.
Let's take it at face value. Okay, let's take it
at face value and say that it wasn't it's not
that it's not okay, let's let's not TV jiggery pokery. Okay,
And let's pretend that the experts actually know what they're doing,

(20:09):
and it's a coincidence. More than a coincidence. These experts
are actually let's pretend they're actually good at their job.
And on paper, the person that is right for you
is a person that you already broke up with. Yeah,
but they obviously weren't right for you because you broke.

Speaker 13 (20:24):
Up with it.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Well that's what you think, like you guys broke up
for a reason. What if they are right for you,
you just didn't do it right, you know, do you
ever think about that? Or this is an existential question
for you? My person wrong time? Yeah, exactly right or yeah, yeah,
like you just weren't mature enough to do. You have

(20:46):
both inf on that, like both at different stages of life,
the one that got away. You ever sit there and
you're like, oh, I just behave differently me and so
and so I would still be together and I'd probably
be happy right now. Yeah, it's the classic right person,
wrong time, right person, wrong time. You summed it up
perfectly anyway. You can expect that in the new series
of Married at First Australia.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
By the way, look, I would expect I would expect
a storyline that like that to happen more so on
the New Zealand Married at.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
First Site because of all dated each other and instead
of it being your ex it's your cousin. Yeah, you
know imagine turning up You're like, New Zealand is a
small place. It is such a small place that I
imagine if you have been on Married at First Site
New Zealand, if you haven't dated the person that they
met you with, you probably have matched them Montana at

(21:34):
least or swiped past them. There's a very it's very
hard to find someone in the New Zealand dating market
that you haven't at least laid eyes on.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, there's always some sort of connection. There's not many
degrees of separation. No, specially if you cagine. Specially, we
agree that we're not dating our cousins. Yeah, they turn up,
You're like, oh, I can't marry her. That's my cousin.
They're like, oh, sorry, this is your problem anyway. They're like, okay,
we'll find someone else. A couple of weeks later, they
turn up, I can't marry her.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
That's my ex and my cousin. Oh my god, you
are way too fussy. This is why you're so fussy.
You marry your exes or your cousins. You get what
you're given. We want to know where did your X
show up? Where's the awkward place you ran into your X?
What was the moment where you were reconnected with your
ex but it wasn't an ideal situation?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
What if it's it like like at your sister or
brother's wedding because they're friends with your.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Ex set next to them on a flight, like you
were set next to them. You didn't know. The airline
just allocated you a seat and you and you're with
your new partner. Surely that hasn't happened to anyone? I
don't know. I hope it hasn't. Eight hundred dials at
him or text the Zidim text machine on nine six nine,
Sex and tell us, where did you run into your ex?

(22:54):
You turn up for a job interview person interviewing you
as your ex?

Speaker 11 (22:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Perfect? Do they technically have to give you the job?
Or do they have to not give you the job?
I could go? What does HR say?

Speaker 12 (23:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
What's the bigger conflict? We want to know where you
bumped into your ex? The weird place that you bumped
into them? Two people are married at first sight meant
at the altar. Turns out they used to date, so
can happen?

Speaker 12 (23:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:20):
That is a horrible place to run into an ex,
isn't it? So we want to know where was yours?
Someone said, I got engaged in Queenstown and my ex
boyfriend was on our flight home. Safe to say, my
left hand was flung around the cabin every opportunity I got.
The universe works in mysterious ways. I really like it.

(23:42):
Mary's here, Hi Mary, I'm Mary.

Speaker 13 (23:43):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Tell us mate, was it you that ran into a
next somewhere?

Speaker 12 (23:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
I walked into my house to see him sitting with
my dad having.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
A beard, ah.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
In your house? Why he had They.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
Both work in like trade construction, So you come over
to talk.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
About a job and dad had borne me.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
So, oh come on dad, this was at your parents' house.
Is that right?

Speaker 7 (24:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, because it'd be way weirder if it was your
dad and your ex who are in your flat, you know,
if they not quite not quite still weird, still weird.
That's your safe space.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
You know.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh God, I'd be so angry at my dad. My
ex delivered mine and my wife's firstborn baby.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
What.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, I wonder if you told your wife who was
having the baby. You're like, posh, hey, I used to
date the midwife. Push the midwife is my ex? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Someone else takes her and said I had to ring
a bank call center for help. In my ex answer
the phone in the call center.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
What are the odds of that? That's so awkward. You
ask for a new person a because otherwise otherwise they
have to log into your online banking and then they're like, oh,
you haven't got much money. Oh you've been spending a
lot of money on undis something? You know, it's way,
it's way to someone else.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Said, I'm a wedding photographer and turned up to shoot
a wedding day featuring the groom who was an ex
of mine.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Hella awkward, That is hella awkward because you have to
photograph his happiest day. But how did you not know
who the groom was anything that you were shooting. Maybe
they got the last minute call up, or who knows?
You could always ruin his wedding photos. That would be
a good way to get back at him, you know,
I mean, yeah, this person wants to be anonymous? Hig anonymous,

(25:31):
hig anonymous? Hello, where did you bump into your ex?

Speaker 10 (25:36):
Ticularly not my ex? But I actually ran into my
ex's mum at worked this week when I was allocated
as her nurse.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
You're hitting You were allocated as a nurse to your
ex's mum.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
This happened this.

Speaker 10 (25:49):
Week, situation, Yes, this week.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Please tell me you got asked to be swapped onto
a different patient.

Speaker 10 (25:55):
Yes, I asked, I definitely asked. I said that it's
not happening.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Did you get along with them when you were dating?

Speaker 10 (26:02):
We did, but she didn't really know what the breakup
was about, and she actually started talking about it in
the hospital and was.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
It not a good breakup. Definitely not definitely on his part. Yep,
yeah right, I just told his mum the truth. Well,
you don't know what condition she was in. It could
have flat lined it. Yeah, you know, we don't know
what and anonymous can't tell us. That's doctor patient well
former patient confidentiality. Yeah, or he used thinks anonymous, Thanks Anonymous.

(26:30):
Someone said I saw my ex's mum and traffic once
and I gave her the one fingered wave that's good.
Which finger? I don't think it was that one could
have been that It was that one, doesn't it could
have been that one.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
Who knows.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Someone else said I ran into my ex in a
pub in town. It was my thirtieth birthday and his
wedding night. His wife was not impressed.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
What are the chances your thirtieth and his wedding night?
Horrible time? Yeah. His wife would be like, don't get
it all night? Yeah, not tonight, yeah, not to tonight.
Leann's here, Hi, Lienne, Hi, Lianne, Hi? Would you run
into your ex?

Speaker 13 (27:06):
I had broken up with a long term boyfriend and
was deciding, oh, I'm going to go to New Zealand
and visited my family just to kind of get away
from all the streets and everything revolved around a horrible breakup.
And yeah, I saw them my ex in the airport
and thought nothing of it. Was like, oh, oh, whatever,

(27:26):
he's going on a trick, doesn't matter, got onto my flight,
sat down, got comfortable, settled in, and then him and
like one of his best mates, ended up sitting next
to me.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
No, Leanne, this is the exact scenario I talked about
beforehand as a hypothetical, and bring I said the very
words she said, surely that hasn't happened. That's my worst time.

Speaker 13 (27:48):
Unfortunately has happened. And then we flew via Singapore, so
it was I don't know, like plus ten plus hours
of being on an aeroplane.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
On your pray love trick to get over your ex.
You guys, sat next to your ex on a long
haul flight. What are the chances? What is going on?
Did you like did it.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
That's a that's the plot to a movie? Did you
like rekindle anything?

Speaker 13 (28:12):
And I think we just kind of had to just
get on with it.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
You know, like.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
You, Leanne, you deserve some airpoints for that. Honestly, you
deserve an upgrade four thousand airports. Yeah, because that that
is Yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Is horrible, horrible from the airline.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
And they should do better to New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Could have been the Singapore Okay, that's helpful. Okay, that's helpful.
Imagine if you were on the same bus to Hobbiton together,
that would really seal the deal far out Leanne. Poor things.
We were just talking before about would you bump into
your ex? Someone said, not my ex, but I ran
into my ex mother in law at the supermarket and

(28:59):
she said it screaming and calling me the B word
at the chick out ahha. Embarrassing, embarrassing for her, embarrassing,
embarrassing for everyone involved, Embarrassing for everyone, like if embarrassing
for you, embarrassing for stick Man.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
You know, when you see something like that happening in public,
like everyone just looks. Yeah, everyone in like a two
kilometer radius is just like, what is going on over there?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Now in twenty twenty four, they don't just look. They
film it and then they put it on TikTok and
then it gets a million views under the caption crazy
woman screams at bee at supermarket, and then.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
That woman will get approached to release a remix of
her screaming in the supermarket, and.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Then she gets invited to go on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah yeah, and then she collabs with the hoc Tour girl.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah. That's how the world works these days. So always
have your phone. Really, do you feel lucky?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Well?

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's time for Brian Clints.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Google down, bunk, Google downtime, shut us some opportunity to
win fifty KFC chicken dollars and all you need to
do is text the name of the person you think
is going to win our game.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Google down where people are just trying to google stuff
the fastest. Claudia's return. Yeah, pressure, she's from a four
week hiatus.

Speaker 14 (30:22):
I'm ready. I'm like RelA.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
How's the how's the limberness in the in the always good?
I'm always swelly from the plane. That's just my feet.

Speaker 14 (30:35):
Thanks for that.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
You have the compression socks on, all right?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Six Claudio, Plait or Ella are the names you can
text nine six nine six and we'll find out who
is the fastest googler.

Speaker 11 (30:46):
Next.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Can you call a woman in the workplace swelly in
twenty four? Not sure? Let's do Do you feel lucky?
Do you It's time for Brian Clint Google down Punk.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Who's the fastest Googler and the team? Can anyone take
a guess of the theme for the week?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
How did you know? Ala? And I get a point
for that?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, we do, I think so, Nah and I have
a point for not yes, yes, no, No one gets
a point.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
You have to get the points fair and square. And
here are the rules. I've put these questions into Google.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
If you're the first person to yell out the correct answer,
I will give you a point. First to three wins
the game, and the person who backed them on the
phones KFC.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Okay, do are we ready?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Question number one, what is the Olympic record for the
women's five thousand meters.

Speaker 14 (31:49):
In swimming.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Seventeen two?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Is on the money fourteen minutes, twenty six seconds and
seventeen milliseconds running.

Speaker 14 (32:06):
I could have been swimming. Yeah, I still don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I don't think they're doing the five thousand in the swimming.
I think they're swimming five kilometers. I think the longest
swimming race is is fifteen hundred meters.

Speaker 14 (32:16):
Could have been rowing, okay, sorry, I could have.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Been shot point, could have been freaking anything, but it wasn't.
One to Clint.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Question number two, how many gold medals do the Japanese
team currently have?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Six? Twenty seven?

Speaker 14 (32:35):
Twenty seven, twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Do you think the Japanese currently have twenty seven gold medals?
And we're like five days into the Olympics?

Speaker 14 (32:49):
Mean best one?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Clent is correct with seven. Sorry, Clent is a Wayne
flying in the game. Some upset competitors, but he has
won those squin and we're off to question number three.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
You need this one to stop him.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
How hot is the Olympic swimming pool in degrees celsius?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Fifteen to celsius. I'm going to give it to Ella.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
It is twenty five to twenty eight only because she
finished before you, and you did say something wrong before that,
so I'm going.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
To give it to Ella only.

Speaker 14 (33:32):
Just is that warm?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's pretty nice body timberature, It's.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Pretty nice, lovely, all right? Two to Clint one to Ella.
Question number four.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
No, it's not body temperature. I made that up. It
did quote at all?

Speaker 14 (33:47):
Yeah, I didn't question anything.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
How much money did the Paris opening ceremony costs? One
point five billion dollars? Cleanse out your oath?

Speaker 14 (33:58):
Four point three a be in one hundred and thirty million.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Claudia is correct one hundred and thirty million, according to reports,
one hundred and thirty million. All right, so Ella's on one,
Claudia's on one, Clint is on two. Question number five,
how many Olympic medals has Simone Biles won?

Speaker 11 (34:24):
Eight?

Speaker 14 (34:24):
A Claudia, Yeah eight.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
She's coming back with a vengeance. She won a gold.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I believe this morning to add to her tally, but yeah,
eight is currently how many she's got? All Right, two
to Claude, one to Ella, tu to Clint. Question number six,
what city was the nineteen eighty four Olympic Games held?

Speaker 14 (34:49):
Los Angeles, California?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
We had a three way time, three ways?

Speaker 14 (34:57):
Why I'm getting hot and sweaty?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
God, this never happens. This is on track to be
one of the great chokes from me. Okay, this is
Team New Zealand level choking. This is for the win.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Question number seven, who were the New Zealand flag bearers
at this Olympics?

Speaker 14 (35:27):
Eli and Gate? I said Aaron Gate? I said it,
I said Aaron Gate.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I believe Clint has taken it. He has replay. No, No,
I think he did. He started before you and he
had the right answer. I have to give it to him.

Speaker 14 (35:45):
I would love a replay.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
You wouldn't love a replay. Josephine would love some KFC.
Congratulations Josephine, thanks for backing me. It's been a long
time since I've won this game. That's good. Took it
to the didn't.

Speaker 12 (36:02):
You know?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
It's like road as seat waiting from two nil.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Up to Josephine, don't bother watching the Olympics. Just I mean,
that was just as good, wasn't it?

Speaker 11 (36:12):
There was I dropped.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I dropped four games in a row. Man, I knew
it though.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
I knew you could come down.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Congrats Josephine, and we'll send you those KFC chicken dollars.
By the way, apparently there is a ten and five
k swim at the Olympics. This Olympics an ocean swim.
Our next guest is a TV host. You'll know him
from Survivor and Celebrity Treasure Island. He's also a farmer

(36:41):
and a best selling author. Please welcome to the show
match as a get a cobber. Yeah, we're good, mate,
We're good. This is exciting times for you. Second book?
How did your bloody do it?

Speaker 11 (36:57):
I'm not sure, this is the first one during the
lockdown the pandemic, but it's the time this last one,
no time at all, and it almost killed me. Actually, seriously,
it was not a good idea.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
The new book is called The Road to Chadow Creek.
Can you tell us a bit about what this one's about?

Speaker 11 (37:14):
No, No, I can't about leaving Auckland and the TV
news room behind and coming down to a dicky little
place called Chadow Creek population thirty five and that's with
our five included, and having a crack at farming sheep
and cattle on thirty he DearS learning how to farm
in your forties and all the failures and muck stuff

(37:36):
ups that happened to me, and this amazing rural community
that rally around behind me and my family and try
and help us out.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
What's the biggest difference going from the high, fast paced
Auckland in the newsroom going to a place like Chadow
Creek where you're.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
On the land.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (37:53):
Probably for me, it's like I just love the animals
and community. Like when I was in Auckland really created
community and connection. And I will think it was just
working hard probably up there that I didn't really have
a lot of that. I didn't have time for that,
so here we've just got so much community and connection.

(38:13):
Kids playing sport, school daycarees, play centers. I guess we
would have had that in Aukland, but we've got it
in spades here And I'm forever going to events and
emcing or whatever it is helping our community that helps me,
and that's the thing that I love the most. I
might go to a cafe and spend sixty minutes talking
to three different people.

Speaker 11 (38:32):
In who I'm like, I don't know, I've never met them.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, I don't know. The coffee is cold now, but
I was worth that.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, I think you did something that a lot of
people either did or fantasize about doing in sort of
the wake of the COVID chaos, which was to leave
the rat race. And I mean, I don't want to
say it because I don't know, I haven't done it,
but it's sort of lusting after a simpler, slower paced life.

Speaker 11 (38:59):
Is that for men?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (39:00):
Absolutely? And you know, we wanted isolation or a little
bit more isolation, but we didn't expect to be quite
so isolated because of the pandemic. But you know, it's
not always easy because life's in perfect right and so
my life is still pretty hectic. There's not a lot
of work for a guy like me at Shadow Creek,
population thirty five in the middle, so I've got to
fly all around the country. In fact, I'm getting on

(39:22):
a plane, two planes, flying to Hamilton, you know, So
that comes with its challenges. I've got it. You know.
I'm running a farm here, a little farm, but.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I'm away half the time.

Speaker 11 (39:31):
So nothing's easy in life. You know, nothing good is easy.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
You're such a top bloke that's so genuine and so
open and honest. You've been very open about your mental
health struggles over the years, and I want to know,
how is the mental health going now that you are
in this slower pace life, and what's the dream for
the next book?

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (39:51):
Look, I'm great today, but I haven't always been. Like
probably about six months ago, things caught up in me
a little bit. I was threating reducing a TV show.
I was writing this book, and I was getting screwed
for time on that. I was putting a new lawn
and I was lamming, and I was doing all these
talks around New Zealand, and there were kids sports, and
it was just for an ethic and you know, I

(40:12):
was off my meds and I got a little bit
cocked a little bit over it, and I stopped enjoying
the sheep, you know, because that's almost a sexual thing,
but not fine, and I just wasn't really finding much
joy again, and I didn't want to get out of bed.
So I was like, holy shit, I need to sort
this out so you know, wherever I go, I'm going
to be there. That's my biggest problem. And I just

(40:34):
needed to say no a bit more back on the
pearls running, you know, like it's a journey, right, it's
not a destination all this stuff. But today and now
I'm just so good and just got constantly just catching
myself going shit, how good is this?

Speaker 7 (40:50):
You know?

Speaker 11 (40:50):
I just love the life we've crowded for our family
down here, and it's imperfect, as I say, but it's
so cool.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, I love it, mate. I love the honesty as well.
It's a good message sort of keep chicking in with
yourself and know your limits. I guess I love your
outlook on life.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
And if you want to read a part of that
life story, the new book from Machism is called The
Road to Chadow Creek. I know for a fact you
can spin a great yarn, so I know it's going
to be a great read.

Speaker 11 (41:15):
I'm looking forward to reading your book, mate.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I don't know. It's a picture book. It's a picture book,
coloring coloring. It number news that we want to sell books, Matt,
we want to sell them. That's matchism. Thanks very much mate,
go well, thanks, thanks guys, got to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I don't know about you, but I have been following
along with Australian Mastership.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
It's such best mastership on the planet. It is a
great show. It goes for a long time very much.
Don't get me wrong. But my partner and I we
have enjoyed this season.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
We've been watching along and we you know, where you
just fall in love with certain characters and what happened
on the show this season, and it's already happened, so
I meanler spoilers, Well, just.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
So you know you've seen the end. We haven't seen
the end, but this is don't ruin the Winner.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
This is way back, okay, but spoilers if you don't
want to know. It was the episode where they were
cooking for the Best sauce and the prize was whoever
won the challenge of the best sauce got to have
it bottled and put in supermarkets in Australia.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Cool. That was the price. Anyway, this amazing woman called
some Meat who we loved on the show. That was
her dream. She wanted to be the sauce boss.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Anyway, she wins the challenge and has this source that
she's cooked in this challenge put into certain supermarkets in Australia. Amazing,
and my partner and I were like, we need to
try it, like because we're so invested, We're like, we
need to try it.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
So we called my mom and or I texted her
actually and I was like, Hey, this is the deal.
Can you go pick us up some of these sources.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Anyway, my mum, being the saint that she is, went
down to the supermarketicked up some sauces so we can
try it eventually when we see her.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Anyway, what we weren't expecting was my mum to.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Do a full blown cooking vlog of her cooking the
recipe that's the meat off Master Chef cooked on the
show using this sauce.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I now have the audio of my mum's very first
attempt at a cooking vlog.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Let's tune in from the start.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Hi, guys, I'm just about to cook the meat balls here.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
They are all ready to go. I think they're a little.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Bit smaller than how she cooked them, but I prefer
my balls small. Whatever way you want to take that, well,
it's up to you. So we're starting off with the
pan and I'm going to load the pan up because
she's starting to sizzle. Now, when you're putting them in
the pan, just flat them out a little bit because

(43:57):
they do have to cook, and you don't have your
pan too hot, because otherwise you will end up with
nice cooked meat balls.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
On the outside and not on the inside.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
And nobody likes a raw ball. Nobody likes their balls burnt.
No one likes the ball. Very true. I mean, the
vlog goes on, but I think like very good. I
thought fantastic, phenomenal. She was filming on her own as well,
and cooking no tripod, no ring light, no nothing easy

(44:32):
to follow yep, instructional, informative and entertaining. Yeah, great tips
and humor. I heard the sizzle of the pan which
got my mouth.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yes watering had a warmness about her voice when she
was guiding the audience. I think it was fantastic. Let's
give this feedback straight to the horse's mouth.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Hello, Mama, die Hi, Mumma die hi.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Guys here you going?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Should we say Nigella Lawson?

Speaker 7 (44:59):
Am I right?

Speaker 9 (45:01):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:01):
I'd love to look like Nigella. That's for sure.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
You had a secret talent, Mama died. Yeah, this could
be your new career.

Speaker 11 (45:07):
Mum.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
I don't know about that, but yeah, it was a
good recipe, though. It makes a big difference when it's
all done for you originally.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Well, I mean you still had to make the meat
balls and do all that kind of part. We're thinking
of setting you up like a YouTube channel and we
could call it Guess who is coming to die in her?
I love that c Yeah, die in there with me,
Come die with me? Yeah, come die with me with

(45:41):
Mama die It's going to be Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
I have to say, though the meat balls were fabulous recipe,
I still think my meatballs are better.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Here we go, we get there, we get the review
at the This wasn't your recipe that you were following.

Speaker 12 (45:57):
Was it.

Speaker 7 (45:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (45:59):
It was the one that she had on the jar
and mind you, I had to drive an hour to
pick up the jars.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Not many people know this, but I know that you
and Brie once auditioned for My Kitchen Rules to get
So what are you reagon about dusting off your audition
tape and getting in for the next round of Master Chef.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Absolutely, come on, Brian and we can do this.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Mom, I don't think so. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Look, I think you've got a real bright future in
this industry, mum. And what we didn't play that will
need a bit of polish is where she talks. She
tries one of the meatballs and said that they're a
bit dry, and she doesn't like dry balls.

Speaker 11 (46:40):
So is that right?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Wellful of balls she did?

Speaker 12 (46:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yeah, Well make sure they're smaller, they're easier to handle.

Speaker 12 (46:52):
You get.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
You get the seal of approval from Clinton and I.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
We're going to set you up with your own camera
and we're gonna we're going to make some money off
your YouTube.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Jesus, about time.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
You won't make money, Clinton and I will make will
make the money. We're going to do the work. You
just did some cooking and film.

Speaker 14 (47:11):
It for us.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Fabulous. I have to say, go out and buy it,
but we can't.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
We can't.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
We need you to mule it over to the country
for us, can you.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
I am, I'm coming in a few weeks. I'm bringing
a few.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Jo put a few more of you and bring it over.
I've got a challenge, No, I've got to source up
your bums, a pretty big challenge. It's a challenge. I've
seen the jar challenge.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
When I come to my balls and her balls and
then Clint's going to do a taste taste.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Well, if there's one thing Clint knows, if there's one
thing Clinton knows, it's good balls.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
It's good balls. So bring them on over. Then mind
don't work anymore, so I'll be good to have some
good balls again. Speaking of drivers, thanks man, love you,
love you, Clint. We just ate our first raw potato.
It's an achievement, right, it's a milestone. That's a new

(48:07):
thing that the Brian Clint Show hasn't done in six years. No, yeah,
took it off. They're real proud. Someone text in and said,
I used to harvest potatoes and a friend ate one raw.
She ended up with the ships. That's all right, that's
me most of the time anyway.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
So clin.

Speaker 11 (48:27):
Birthday.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Alright, let's get the birthday bangers on the air, number
one songs when you turn sixteen.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
We'll figure it out. Then we'll play one. Lauren's gonna
go first, Curda, Lauren, my loss.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Hi, I am a long time listener, first time call.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Hell yeah you are, Lauren Lareen Lauren?

Speaker 13 (48:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Oh my god, thirty six, thirty six years on this
planet and it's your first time calling the Brian Clint Show.
Where have you been?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
I'm actually thirty eight?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I think you okay? To us, Lauren, You'll always be thirty?

Speaker 11 (49:05):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah, yeah, baby does couldn't you make me? Twenty seven
is a good year. It is a good year.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Hey, Lauren, tell us your exact birthday and we'll do
your birthday banger.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
It's the twenty second of May nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 14 (49:20):
All right.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
That means you're sixteen in the year two thousand and two,
and on your sixteenth this was number one, Lauren.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Why did it taken so long to call through with
a ripper like that?

Speaker 7 (49:38):
I know, and you know me and my son try
most days, so I'm pretty stonked with that.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Also, well, it's a ripper. It never comes up. It's
such a good song.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I think it's a one hit wonder from a group
called Liberty X called Just a Little.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I could be wrong, but I think they were the
runners up on British Pop Stars. Really yeah, God, this
is a banger, Laura, you got a great one.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
It's a birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
That's a birthday banger for sure, Laurence exactly the first
time doing rach a righty, Rach, Hi, Hi, Hi, how
would you mate? What have you been up to today?

Speaker 11 (50:18):
Two year old?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
We can hear sounds like chaos, Rachel.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
No, it's really wanting my fut.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Okay, well, let's getting done nice and can quick watch
date of birth Rach speaking of October nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
All right, Rachel, you're sixteen in two thousand and seven,
and here's your birthday bangers see Breezy Kiss kiss.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
In t Paine. What a tune? Yeah, tea pain? Are
you into it?

Speaker 12 (50:50):
Rach?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Into it?

Speaker 7 (50:52):
That triggers the memories from.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
The outday than the outback in Hamilton? Yeah, someone was huge.
Your two year olds into it as well. Okay wait there,
wait there, wait the two year olds more into the
other version? What's that tit? Tit tit tip. Of course
he likes that, but he goes nappy nappy tit. Braiden's

(51:16):
going to go last. Hi Braiden, Hi Braiden.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
A tough competition and birthday banging today, but I believe
in you. You're going to get a good one as well.
What are you hoping for, Braiden?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh no, idea, Well that's our job. Braiden's like, you
do your part and I'll do my part.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Okay. What is your day to.

Speaker 11 (51:35):
Birth of January nineteen ninety four?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
All right, that means you were sixteen and twenty ten
and on the seventh jan twenty ten.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
This was at the top stan Walker's first hat but
after he won Australian Idol. That's right, big hips, Dan
Walker are going to a top five stan Walker track
to It's so it's very good. Do you like a Brandon.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Have a time?

Speaker 12 (52:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Yeah yeah. Fun fact black boxes not actually black on planes? Yeah,
they're orange. Yeah right, Okay, I'm voting for Liberty X.
I'm going with my girl Lauren Liberty X.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
You won mate, whoa, that's right, call back anytime, Okay,
I will.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
From the year two thousand and two, here's Lauren's birthday
Banker on zidim Everything YOURSELX. That's one from the vaults.
What a great birthday banger for Lauren. It's from the
year two thousand and two from Liberty X called just

(52:56):
a Little I have.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
A flashback of me and I would have been I
would have been quite young, and I had this boob
tube that I remember that song when it was big,
and I whacked on this boob tube that had Cherry's
on it.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Oh yeah, it sounds the eye. And I remember my parents.
No one was at home, which is quite rare in
our house.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
And I remember putting on this dance party in my
mum and dad's on swite, Oh yeah, because it had
like quite a.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Long corridor, and.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
My mum and dad came home and I was caught
in the act of performing this song.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Is that when they decided to send you to boarding school?
It wasn't long after that. Actually, this girl has too
many things to find her. He needs to go reberd.
Their bang we do it every day at five point
thirty could have easily been this Chris Brown song as well.
It was a banger too. Look, we all love to hike,
don't we. We love hiking. We love camping.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
But the only reason we don't do it, Clint, the
only reason you and I don't do it is because
it's quite hard to take alcoholic beverages.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh yeah, that's why we don't do it. You are
on the hikes or camping. That's the only reason. Our
friend Flitch from Zidim is quite the evid hiker. And
I know that they will. He will take like several
bottles of wine, does he Yeah, to the hut, but
he lugs them up the mountain. I believe so, or
a bottle of whiskey or something like that. I believe
they take wine with them.

Speaker 11 (54:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, I feel like you need to be yeah, because
I mean it's good. It'd life are coming back. You know,
you'd hope, so you hope, so you'd hope.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
So well, there's two Kiwi lads that have started a
mission to revolutionize New Zealand's alcohol industry by making liquid
free cocktails.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Liquid free cocktails.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
And when I say liquid free, these two locals from Queenstown.
Their names are Brandon and Connor. They are on a
campaign to make power did alcohol.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Wow like a sachet? Alcohol?

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Like RaRo but alcohol? Yeah, I think, so what a
clever idea.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Interesting thought A. They're calling it the Unnamed Alcohol Project.
We have a bit and you can follow them on TikTok.
Here's a bit of audio from the two lads.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
We're about to change the world. This is the Unnamed
Alcohol Project. I mean, how good would it be if
you've just finished a mean hike with your mates and
you've got to cock down on your hand, plus you
haven't broken your back, Karen, all this stuff you need
to make it And that's where we come in with
powdered alcohol and we're going to.

Speaker 11 (55:38):
Bring you with us.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Except we've got no money, no supplies, no idea how
to do it. It will make it happen. I'm Branden,
just just kind of join us on our journey to
make it a real I'd love to try it. I
love to have a big night on the powder.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
I think that was a big nine on the Powder.
That was about two months ago. And apparent if you've
been following along they reckon they may have got a
recipe together. Okay, so it uses a very high percentage
of alcohol and tapioca moltodextron sure and they're still in

(56:16):
the process of obviously working out exactly how.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
To do it, but they have a prototype. Are you
confident enough to try it? Like if they sent us
some today, would you try it now at the early stages? Oh,
I think I'm okay to wait. Can I give it
a go? You reckon give it a go. I love
the idea that it's for hiking. It's definitely for like
getting into places where you can't take alcohol, Like I
mean yeah, like you're going into a festival and you're like,

(56:44):
these are my electrolytes, or you just strap it to
your body.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
You get you strap it to your body and then
imagine the police they're like they take you down and
you're like, oh, it's powdered alcohol.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, sure it is, buddy, Sure it is with us. Yeah.
Nose beers No, no, no, no, it's just yeah, we
know what you guys call it. Yeah, we know you do.
Those beers they could change the world if they can
get it right, can you imagine? Yeah, keen to give
it a go. That's the end of dar show. Tomorrow's

(57:19):
our last show for a bit. We're taking a holiday
and we're going to start a day early because why not. No,
we're very excited to have a break and yeah, it
starts after tomorrow. One day to go. If you're looking
for a great new TV show to watch, We've just
started watching The Jitty on On. I know there's a
lot of Olympics to watch at the moment, but if

(57:39):
you need a break from Olympics, the Jitty on Neon
is very good. Annoyingly it's released weekly. Yeah, but it's
very good at Slight broad Church. And if you don't
want to.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Break from Olympics, you should watch the doco about Simone
Biles on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
What are the big Olympics on tonight? Um, then we've
got some big rowing on tonight. I think there might
be some swimming, some swimming finals on some rowing. Lewis
Clearbert was getting ready to go again.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Ye because there was heat this morning, which means usually
there's some finals at night.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah right, screw my TV suggestion. It's only a couple
of weeks of Olympics.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Just lap it up.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah no, but everyone needs a break. Everyone needs a break.
Have an excellent evening and we'll catch you back tomorrow
on the Brand Clint Show. Bye Bye.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Bye Clint on instance, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from
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Speaker 11 (58:34):
Him