ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th August 2024

• We're back from holidays!
• Bree's lessons from Greece.
• Our drunk alter egos. 
• Forgetting major events. 
• Clint's dad arrives to the airport insanely early.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network that ends brand Clint brought to
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
We are going to witness the most anticipated show in
their history of professional radio.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Ded e Brie and Clint.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
We're back, We're back.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Let's go, baby, excited to be here. Did get in
this morning from a flight at five am? Yes? But
I went home and had a quick forty five minute
nap and I am ready for today's show.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
They'll do it.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's all you need.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's what doctors saying.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Are you going quick?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Forty five minutes is all the sleep you need?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A village and a bit of a bit of village people.
Village people, village people. But they were a dressed as
minute work. That's gotcha.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
That's where the confusion comes.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Earlier and we're at a delightful holiday, which we're going
to punish you with having to listen to over the
next week or so. Lots of stories to come, don't
worry about that. Plenty of stories bring you into Greece.
I want to run ruers. So hey, same same, same,
same produces. You missed us? Yeah, miss us? What the

(01:19):
smell that I already said? Anyway, I'm plowing to put
with the producers. Start it's fun to stay.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It has the bone about Channing Tatum. Yes, I heard
Channing Tatum was on the show last week. Yeah, but
you were in Greece. Nothing in an interview, she.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Would have rather been in Channing Tatum.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Have you know the rules? Yeah, remind me of the
Channing Tatum trumps all.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
So you should have flown back. I would have looked,
he said. She said, we could go around in circles
for ages, or we could get into a fresh round
of trade versus lady with a scores stand at sixty
one to seventy three in favor of the ladies.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Who wants it?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Maybe it's you.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
If it is, give us a call now, oh w
eight hundred dials at him.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
There's a trading in the village people. There were no
ladies though.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh yeah, oh sexist, I'll say they needed a token
lady in there.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Chuck a lady in there?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah why not?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh no, that was why WCA different group, different group.
We've just been having a very very impassioned argument about
how many stars are on the New Zealand flag.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Very impassioned.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I look, I'll put my hand up and say I
didn't realize that you don't have five in the Southern Cross.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
We're messing a star from our Southern Cross.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah, here in New Zealand,
the Southern Cross, you can see those five stars.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh, we have the same Southern Cross. It's not like
you can't sit down. They're all there. They're just our flag.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why not, Well, they just couldn't be bothered with.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
The fifth one.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Look, this is a touchy subject.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You weren't here.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
We tried to change the flag.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I heard about laser Kiweed. We tried to change the flag.
I think you guys did not go well. I think
you guys did not go well. I think you guys
missed a great opportunity. Laser Keyweed would have been fantastic
on the world stage. Imagine red peak men. But yeah,
you know, the Kiwi's win a gold medal and they
raised that laser being Kiwi flag up up the pole.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Groundbreaking stuff. All right, let's play trading verse, ladies.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's a ready versus lady. Thanks to the tool ship
Chee we owned trusted by treaty. I see we have
been away for a couple of weeks, but the scores
in trading versus lady have stayed relatively the same. The
ladies ahead by ten ish.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
About ten, they're up eleven at the moment. The toolshit
A is still on board with us. This week we're
giving away a g I Tools one hundred and sixty
eight piece tool set thanks to the Toolship, which is
a great price, plus that fifty bucks cash which got
to our lady first. She's calling from totung It. She's
thirty one and she has a dog that's got a
Oh that's not the word I thought it was. She

(04:14):
has a dog that is a hermaphrodite. Welcome to the show, Hailey.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hi Hailey. When did you discover this about your dog?
And how rare is that?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
So it was a girl, as as we knew, and
we took her and Tip fixed and they rang us
halfway through the surgery and they were like, oh, yeah,
she's actually got nuts.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
She's got she's got both.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Are you sure they weren't just trying to charge you
for both?

Speaker 5 (04:41):
I got to keep them, so they're definitely real. Wow,
And you're no viuterus, so.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You got to keep the penis, you got to keep
the dog nuts? Yes, yeah, wow, Wow.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
It got a little bit weird.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Have you looked into have you looked into how rare
that is in dogs?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
The bit sad?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
It was pretty doesn't have and too austin and it
happens in sheets quite a bit right, whole dogs?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right, we can talk about hermaphrodite dogs all day,
but we've got to keep moving.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Let's talk to our.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Trading from New Plymouth, the twenty eight and they work
in fire protection. Welcome to the show, Caine.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Get a Caine.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Does that mean you go around and teach people to stop,
drop and roll? No?

Speaker 6 (05:22):
So the fire protection we we focus on the fire
sprinklers at fire alarms for different buildings.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Gotcha, gotcha? Gotcha? Gotcha?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Cain. Is it a misconception that if you blow smoke
into one of those little sprinkler things that it'll set
it off?

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Actually as a myth. So sprinklers they have a little
killing in them, don't they. Yeah, they have a dyeing them.
So yeah, by heat, it's by.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Heat there you go?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay, right, hey, when we're learning a lot today, hermaphrodite
dogs and heat sensors, hailor your buzzers, Lady, Cane, your
buzzes trading. The first three correct answers gets fifty bucks
cash and that price and the tool she had.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Here we go. Question number one, rag Dolls, Scottish fold
and Maine Coon are all brands of what? Yes, Hailey, God,
she knows her animals. Hailey does, doesn't.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
She careds as well?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Is correct?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Question number two one to the ladies, how many weeks
are there in a year? Hailey?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Justin first fifty two is correct?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is of course fifty two? She is away in Flying Cain.
You need this one to stay in it. Question number
three buzzing when you can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Cane's in there yet?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
That Taylors.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Back in the game. Here we go, We've got a game.
Question number four, This is a two part question. Lebron
James competed in the most recent Olympics for Team USA.
Did he win a medal? And if so, what color
was it?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
And he won silver?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hailey, Yes, he won gold.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's correct.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Break it was nearly now second guessing myself on the
Greatest Game, okay, just checking.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well done to both of you. Hailey, You're our champion.
You get that price in the tool shed. Congratulations, well done, Hailey.
I went down to to see my parents during our
break and I took my girls down with me. My
dad wasn't there. He was in Wellington but getting a
flight back to meet us there. He's not just purposed

(07:48):
this by saying my dad's not a big flyer.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Right, It doesn't doesn't like aeroplanes.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Just hasn't really been on mini.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's not not a case of he he just hasn't
done much flying.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, I would go as far as to say that
airports would be quite a foreign place to my dad. Okay,
so we're in Runner with my mum. He's in Wellington
flying back that afternoon, and we're out with breakfast actually
with mum and she goes, oh, dad, sister chicken with
Daddy's just heading to the airport. And this was ten
thirty in the morning. I said, oh, I thought his

(08:21):
flight wasn't until this afternoon. She goes, no, no, it is
it is, Oh what times the flight? He flies out
at four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
And he was going to the airport at ten thirty
for a domestic flight.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
To fly Wellington to rod Through.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
My dad left for the airport for a four o'clock
flight at ten thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I hope he's got a Conde membership.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
He doesn't. Oh no, he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
The commute to the airport from where he was got
effected that and right, yeah, of course twenty five minutes. Okay,
So even allowing for traffic, he was five hours early
for a domestic Mystic flight.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Look, I don't want to hate on airports, but it
is the last place that I want to hang out.
Like airport's a yuck.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
He had plans I think of getting some lunch at
the airport as well.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I was like, okay, so that takes up half an hour, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
That'll kill twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
How many shops are at Wellington Airport Not all that many,
None that he's interested in, okay, And he could look
at the stuff from the WETA workshop.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah that'd be fun. But then again, that takes up
about three and a half minutes. Because he was stressed
about the airport situation. He arrived at five to eleven
and went straight through security.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
He went through to the gate. There's nothing past the gate.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
So he couldn't have lunch then, so he sat outside
the gate for his flight for five hours. Did he
regret it or was he like no, he was just
like he was like, well, at least I didn't miss
the flight.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, he would have had lunch from the vending machine probably,
that's the only thing that's either there.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Or he would have demoed a of cookie time on
the plane.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
No, that gives me so much anxiety. No, thank you.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
He didn't even have any bags to chicken.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
He just had to to push the button and then
walk through the gate. But you know, some people are
what are you?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Some people are early early? Hell long, No, that's no,
that's not early early. That's ridiculously early.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Too early.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, I'm an hour. I'm an hour for a domestic flight.
I'm sixty minutes I walk through the doors of the
airport's sixty minutes before my flight.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I can do half a really, Yeah, if I've checked
in online, Oh, you got no bags and I'm dropping
my bags. Sometimes I'll leave it that I've got five
minutes to get there to drop my bag before.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I love the freedom that one hour gives you. You know,
it just gives you a bitter wiggle room.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm not saying I do it every time. Yeah, but
I heard he's too close. No, thirty is too close.
But I have done it.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
That's not allowing for any form of traffic disaster, Q disaster,
airport's software disaster. No, you're not allowing enough there, don't.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I mean half a I've done it before. I'm not
saying it was by Choicemi've done it.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I used to be a lot closer, but my wife
is an early early So now we're an hour.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Now we're an hour an hours.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
An hour's okay for a domestic What about international?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
A two and a half?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh, I'm a two?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Really?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, one and a half minimum. I like two and
a half.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Two is fine with me, because, as I've said, airport yuck.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I hate being at the airport. Let's ask the question
this afternoon. Are you from a ridiculously early family, or
you have ridiculously early parents, or you've ended up in
a relationship with a ridiculously early person. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
See, I feel like if you have, then you need
to compromise and you meet in there.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
You got to meet in the middle of somehow. They'll
be stressed that they're going to be late. You'll be
stressed that you'll be too early. You meet, you've got
you've got to compromise. Yeah, oh, one hundred dollars at
in more text to nine six nine six. Who is
the ridiculously early person in your life? And can you
beat my dad's five hours early for a domestic flight?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I don't think any one can beat that.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I don't know if he would have been able to
chick in that.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Early, they would have been like, sorry, sir, your flight
is tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
My father I went to the airport five hours early
for a domestic flight the other weekend five hours.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I couldn't deal with that. If I was like if
your if your dad was my partner and we're like
going on a domestic flight, I would you can call
me mummy and your dad said to me, all right,
we've got to get there five hours, I'd be like,
absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
So there's a good point. He was traveling alone. So
what happens when I guess he can get there whenever
he wants. It's his business right. If he wants to
spend the day at Wellington Airport, then that's his pater,
that's his prerogative. You know, I could think of a
few things I'd rather do if he was with my mom.
I imagine this.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Your mom is not getting to the airport for domestic very.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
My mum is very organized, she's very practical.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Your mom, she's not doing that. My dad.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
My dad is a one task kind of man, and
his task for that day.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I do understand that get on the flight. That was
his job.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
So I do get that. Once he was up and showered, well,
hit to the airport. Four o'clock flights. We head to
the airport at ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
So we want to know, are you from ridiculously early stock?
Are you from an early family? Do you have a
ridiculously early partner? Kim's called through cure Kim?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I Kim? Is it you Kim? Or you the early bird?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
I am the early bird?

Speaker 7 (13:31):
No, they get the worm.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay, how early?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Give us an example we can relate to.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Okay, So the problem is I used to live in Oakland.
I live in christ Church now. Yeah, so I'm used
to it taking a lot longer to get places like
the airport or just anywhere. Right, I'm constantly arriving.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, you're an Auckland time, Yeah, I'm all okay.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
So you're flying. Let's put you on a flight to
Auckland tomorrow. What time you're getting to crash yourch airport.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Well, I'm definitely gonna lie to my family about what
time I need to be there, because but they know
I lie to them.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh no, no, you have to lie.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Lie.

Speaker 8 (14:11):
Yeah, I a lie.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
No.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
No. Well, the thing is we've got to parking. You
to understand, you know, we've got to leave time for
the you know, the long.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Cheese you're dragging everyone else down with.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Give us a figure, Kim, how many hours before the
flight takes off are you at the airport?

Speaker 7 (14:26):
If it was did you say international?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Domestic? You'll find Auckland.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
Oh well, it's not. It's not all up to me.
You know, I got run.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Hold, Jim, give us a number.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Come on, yeah, how many hours?

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Like an hour and a half for domestics.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
It's not ridiculous, it's not bad. Yeah, okay, thanks Ken,
we appreciate it. Someone else ticked some and said an
hour and a half a domestic, four to five hours
early for an international flight. I'm a nervous flyer, so
I need to get at least a little bit tipsy
before I board the place.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I do understand that, And you need four or five hours,
you know, the sports bar at the international airport is here?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Hi, Emma, I am hi.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Who's the early bird?

Speaker 8 (15:07):
Me and my mother?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
You and your mother?

Speaker 9 (15:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:09):
I get it from here.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Okay, how early?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Tell us what you're doing?

Speaker 8 (15:13):
Well, we're flying to Auckland from Wellington next month.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Sure flight, you're already at the airport?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Are you already there? That is early?

Speaker 8 (15:24):
I probably would be if I could.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
It was like, I'm just going to live there for
the next month.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
So there's a flight next month that you're already concerned about.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
How what?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
What are we talking?

Speaker 8 (15:34):
So we have to drive from Partners to North Wellington,
right a flight flight from Wellington to Auckland is at
twelve o'clock, So we're living Parmi at seven am and
it takes an hour and a half to keep you.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Wow, that's that's pretty early.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Why why wait till seven? Why not just go at sunrise?
You know? Why not just load up as soon.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
As the sun sunrise?

Speaker 8 (15:53):
Though?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
That's a good bull, she sees, she knows, she knows.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah's like, I don't want to go before sunrise because
that's a bit crazy weird.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Christina's here, Hi, Christina.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Hi, Christina? What's that?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Tell us? Mate? Who is the early.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Bird, my grandfather. How early are we talking? What's grandfather doing?

Speaker 7 (16:11):
I'm talking?

Speaker 5 (16:12):
He will sleep at the airport the night before.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
He will. He won't even get one of those hotels.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Next to the airport. He will sleep on like a park.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Bench in the terminal.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, in the terminal yep, like Tom Hanks in that movie.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Absolutely, Yep. He will live in the airport if he
has to wow inconvenience to anyone. He's just turned eighty
six yesterday.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
See him from Walkworth.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Which is an hour from Palkland, and he's still no,
I'll ride the rails, I'll.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I'll go the night before, less hard And I need
to know what's he like in other aspects of his life,
like is he turning up super early if you go
to breakfast with him, or what's he doing?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
No, he's generally right on time.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
It's just the airport thing that makes him nervous. Yep.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
That doesn't matter if he's flying to Southeast Asia or
if he's.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Flying to the South Island. It's the same.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
I sleep at the airport.

Speaker 10 (17:06):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Has it rubbed off on you? Are you early because
he's early?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Absolutely not. I was driving my brothers to the airport
and I was two minutes, two minutes late, and he
had to book a completely different flight.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
The granddad not the same.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
He's Christina. This is just a stressful text for all
the early birds listening. Someone said I was in Queenstown
last week. Four of us were at the pub down
the road fifteen minutes before the flight. I'm early to everything.
It's stressed me the hell out. One of our friends
ordered a plate of food twenty minutes out from the flight.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
So stressful.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Queenstown airport is always a night me to go through
security because you have to take your shoes off.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
It's not the one to be late, not.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
The one to be late for free.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
So we are back from a two week holiday.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Oh look, don't want to rub it in, but how
nice is two weeks off?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
How nice off?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Just relax keeping.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Everyone work at the moment in the doldrums of winter.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I think even just because winter is very difficult, like
and we've had a pretty full on winter, and it
was just nice to get away and got away. I
really got away. I feel very very grateful. Went to
Greece for two weeks. My mother in law paid for

(18:27):
the trip, which was very lovely.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
She's better get a nice Christmas present.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Mate, She's going to get the best gift. I'm going
to make her a whole Terrram issue just for her.
But my first time ever going to Greece, second time
ever to Europe actually, but my first time ever to Greece,
and god, it was beautiful. We went to all the
little islands around the Cyclades and it was just stunning,
like I've just never seen water like it like it was.

(18:57):
There was parts where we sailed to and it was
ten meters deep and you could see to the bottom.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Wow, that's how clear. It was, like those ones where
you see the photo of the boat and it looks
that the boat was flying. Yeah. Yeah, it was just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
But obviously first time to grease and one of the
first things that I obviously didn't realize about the country
of Greece because we got there and I noticed all
these signs up in all the bathrooms and I was like, what,
there's what is going on here? I never realized and
why would I because I haven't been there. But when

(19:33):
in Greece you can't flush toilet paper, ah, like it
is no, no, like you do not flush toilet paper, no,
nor wherever you go, like you have to do your business.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, and then there you No.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
You don't, you don't put it in your pocket and
take a week.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I haven't been to grease.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
There's a bin in every bathroom for your pee, toilet
paper for everything. Eh, it's obviously for the girls. Yeah,
when we do the ones or two's. Yeah, ones, toilet
paper goes in the bin. Two's toilet paper goes in
the bin.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Geez, because the plumbing can't handle it.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I guess the pipes are so old. Yeah that Yeah,
you cannot flush toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
They'd be confronting, especially if you're in a new relationship
and you're in like a sharing a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I didn't even think you're.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Already you're already in those new relationships trying to time
your movements so that strategically out of the room or
something you'd be wanting to put down.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Like a layer on top of you.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, yeah, no, but I always make a nest in
the toilet.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
No, no, but I mean in the bin. So after
you put your stuff in the bin, you then lay
some fresh sheets over the top. I definitely like a
burial every.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Time I put my toilet paper in the bin, put
a modesty piece for the next person. That's nice, and
I think most people were doing that. But then producer
Claude said off airs, she goes, where does all the
toilet paper go?

Speaker 11 (21:05):
Is there a toilet paper mountain somewhere when they take
it all away?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Do they incinerate it?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Or is there a special bin collection day just for
poo paper?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
How does it work?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Or as all the used toilet paper and grease which
is then being bagged up in plastic bin liners then
going to the landfill. So they have one hundred thousand
bags of pee toilet paper a week going to landfill.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
That'd be a lot of toilet paper going to landfill.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Well I just realized as well because on the trip
it was with my partner's family and all the you
know siblings in their partners like that was it was
a family trip and my partner's youngest brother had a
new girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh, she would have got acquainted with the family real fast.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
They've been tating under I think about eight months, maybe
even less.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
You spend a lot of time on this trip on
a boat. Yes, there is one question that has been ruminating,
permeating our social media and the time that you've been away.
And of course you do have a history, which you've
talked about on this show before, and this would save
you on toilet paper two. Did you do any of
your business in the ocean?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Look? Technically, and I do have a story which I'm
going to tell later in the week. Sure, but I
will give you an insight. Technically, I did all of
them in the ocean.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Really, because on.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
A boat all flashes to the ocean, you let it
go so tfically. Well, no one better than.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
You all know this a home We've all done a
pooh in the sea. Yeah, that got brought up a
few times.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, I would have thought so.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Time for the latest from iHeartRadio. The latest.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Have you been following the Blake Lively stuff that's been happening.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
No, but you filled me in on it today. But
of a s hi T storm going on there.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Her PR team would be working overtime right now.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Can you sum it up? What has she done that
so bad?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Well?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Look, I am not an expert on it, but this
is kind of what I've picked up. She's currently promoting
the film It Ends with Us, which is out now.
It's based off a book that covers domestic violent stories
and heavy scenes, book, doesn't it. Yeah, And I think

(23:29):
it's people are pretty unhappy with how she's promoted the
film and how she's kind of talking about the film
in the press. They're not very happy, they say, domestic
violent survivors are saying, this was like an opportunity for
our stories to be told and represented on screen, and

(23:53):
she's kind of promoting it in a real lighthearted way,
and she's taken the opportunity to promote her new haircare
line during some of the interviews. And I mean it's
it's kind of, I think a bit of a shit
storm sandwich. Because then she's obviously been fighting with the director,

(24:13):
Justin Baldoni, and that's kind of been covered in the
press as well, and people are really just unhappy with her.
And as a catalyst from this, all of these old
interviews that she's done in the past have been dredged
from you know, from the from the mud to kind
of show her as a bit of a mean girl.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
That's what people are saying, aren't they.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
They're saying that she's the Regina George of Hollywood. Oh,
that's that's that's a bit rough.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, I think you know what, I think. I think
she's missed the mark in promoting this film. She's like
kind of promoting it like it's the next Barbie movie,
whereas people are saying, hey, this is a real serious topic,
which is.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Which is interesting because people have loved Blake Lively and
Ryan Reynolds as appearing as a couple for so long,
like they were kind of the cool the cool couple.
R Yeah, Katie Pierry two weeks ago, Blake Lively this week.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
He'll be next.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Who's next?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I don't know, but yeah, anyway, that's the latest on
the Blake Lively saga.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Clint is it in Brian Clint?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
That's post Malone.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
He's gone full country, full country. Has done that, I know,
neither Dave. I wonder if anyone's done it before where
they've completely changed the type of artist that they were.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Taylor Swift went the other way.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
She was country when she went pop, whereas he was
pop hip hop, full country.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I reckon it'll be for this album. And then I
mean Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Did it as well, and actually Beyonce did it, has
done it.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I'll just shut my fat pie hole.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Actually, okay, we'll move on.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'm planning on doing it. Oh, I'm going country.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Are you? Does that mean that you're going to actually
where you are?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
You like to buy them but not wear them.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
No, I wear them the weddings. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
How many weddings do you?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Special boots a year?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
So you get them out once a year?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
You got three peers of boots.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Didn't the souls of them weird?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Three years?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Didn't the souls of your rms go soft because you
didn't wear them enough?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I would to hear you say a bad word about
those boots. They went dry because I didn't wear that. Okay, okay, sorry,
my mistake, my mistake.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Speaking of clothing, I recently got back from a trip
to Greece. And when I say recently, a few hours
hours ago. Yeah, five am this morning, flew in fresh
as a daisy after twenty four hours of travel. What
a fantastic trip?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Have you showered?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I did shower. I managed to shower myself and get
to work.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Because you know, planes stink, Planes are yuck.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, like I look, I've got a story later on
in the show Long Haul Planes Are Yuck about the
nightmare of travel but producer Claud asked off air, she's
just taken a big mouthful of chips. Hey, mate, you
need to be ready on that mic anytime I could

(27:13):
throw to you at any point.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
The songs are for chips, Okay, not the talking.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
But you asked me, you said, on your trip degrees,
what did you buy? And I said to you, I
literally barely had the money to go on the trip,
so I bought nothing. And then I went, wait a second, No,
I bought one thing. I bought one thing other than
a gift for my mum for her birthday.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
But I bought one birthday.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I got her these handmade earrings and necklace.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Delightful, really cute.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
You'll love it. Hopefully she's not listening to this.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
That's all right. You already missed her birthday.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, I didn't miss it. She's coming to town on Thursday. Anyway,
What do you guys think I bought? I bought one
thing on my trip? Can I just say?

Speaker 9 (28:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
I bought a lot of hero It offs? Yea, I
bought like three.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Greece and Greece. What do you reckon the one thing
you buy in Greece?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I bought?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Can I can I ask a question. Yes, is it
an item of clothing?

Speaker 11 (28:12):
Yes, okay, well that takes my idea.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
And let's just say quite a momentous occasion.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
You finally bought a new pair of undies.

Speaker 11 (28:22):
Oh congratulations.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I buy newdies regularly.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
You do not. You're on record saying you've had undies
for over ten years that you can see through when
you hold them up to the light.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yes, thy years are still regular, that is true. But
I have been adding new ones to the mix. Togs,
something I've talked about on this show.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
You told me, you told me you would not wait
until Greece to buy your togs, and you're telling me
the one thing you bought in Greece was togs.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I got sent a lovely pair of dogs from one
of the listeners of this show.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
But I also bought clean or used clean Well, new
or used is the word I was looking for.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
But I bought a pair of dogs in Greece, and
people are saying that I look very good in them.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
The word on the street, word on the street.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
So I bought this like the certain pair of dogs
the whole trip, and I bought them like maybe with
two days ago, and people said that I went up
like two points in them.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Oh there's good dogs.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yep, now I know. So this is this is the thing.
If you look good in togs, you look good in togs,
celebrate it.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Own it.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I know you have said that you would never post
a peck on your Instagram review and the togs. Yeah,
but if you've gone up two to two and a
half points, they need to be seen. What are your
thoughts on us posting some pictures of you and those
togs on the Brian Clint account. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Look, I saw a photo that someone had taken on
the trip. I think I went from a zero to
a two point something. So it wasn't you know that's
a two hundred percent improvement. I mean it is. But
there's no way, there's no way in hell. What about
just the group chat?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
What what's so weird? You want to talk about them?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
We want to see it exactly. We're not there. You
brought it up two.

Speaker 12 (30:08):
Piece or bikini, two piece, off the shoulder, single single shoulder,
single shoulder, and a little bit of a higher higher bottoms,
you know where they higher waist, higher waist.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
High up the bottoms.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, but my whole last cheek is out.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
Are they supportive.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But do you feel you feel good? Yeah? Great?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
This is where can the people? Where can the people
see said togs?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, I'm going to post a photo. Oh do I
have a photo on my phone. I'm going to post a.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Photo on on the Brian Clint page.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
For approximately one minute.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Give us a deal, give us till five.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Till five. I need to message my partner to get
the photo. Oh, that's not a big that's no. I'm
having a panic attack already. I do not want to
post a public photo of me in a bikini.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
We could take the picture again if you got the
togs on now, I wouldn't be taking them off.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I've got them on underneath my class Yeah right, anyway,
just thought everyone should know.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Like sixty laingerie, But it's togs.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
I just feel so hot. We want to see them,
want to say, I'll see.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, I'll see. I'll see what the photos look like.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I don't men need to leave there. Just before Brie's
drop the heart new togs tease, she said there are togs.
She said it significantly increased her hotness. No, I know
other people sorry, okay, she said that other people said
that it significantly increased her hotness, which I'm not disagreeing with.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm not calling into question.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I don't agree with them. Well, I think I think
it definitely elevated because my other dogs were so old
that I look so like, Yeah, scummy god.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Just your words.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, so we challenged you did share that picture on
the Brian Clinton Instagram page at Brian Clint. Ticks have
been floating in. We're getting tigs that ticks that just
say togs. We haven't set up the picture as a
keyword yet, we could tixt togs to have.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
You posted a photo viewing on the Brian Clint Instagram
account as doing well, I didn't promise people, just you
said that I should.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, okay, so I've posted.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Don't complain about it.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, we're going to open this picture together.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Okay, the photo has been posted. You can't complain. It's
technically what you've asked me to deliver.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Okay, we're all going to view this picture together. You
can go and look at it now on the Brian
Clin Instagram page three two. Oh, you're like fifty meters away.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I'm going a screenshot.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
I'm a screenshot on zoom.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I didn't even see that.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Technically, zoom.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
That is a picture. I love it in a bikini.
That's very cool. It is cool.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
I like that blurry.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh Christ, it's so pixelated when I zoom made, I
can't tell what's you and what's the wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I've seen that. See that pixel there, that's my ario.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Are you wearing wearing reef sheet shoes?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yes, I climbed the rocks.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I climbed the rocks.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
The bikini takes you up to the reef down three.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I just cut the reef shoes off and just go
from the ankles up, angles up. No one looks good
in reef shoes. I say it every season on Celebrity
Treasure either not one person. Do you reckon? You do it?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
It's like being naked with shoes on.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You got on shoes and no socks.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
It's the worse textual feeling.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Though. Someone just takes vote for a closer, pick for
a closer. I don't know if there is any closer picks.
I will I will ask my friends if they took any,
which I told them not to, so I don't think
it exists.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Do you do any tanning while you're in Greece? You
know why?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
You know what my partner's brother said to me was
an end holiday. So week two the holiday, we're we're
on a boat the whole trip. He goes to me,
He's like, three, I'm not gonna lie. He's like, I
think you're the only person on this ship that has
gotten whitter. The trip has started. I went through three

(34:16):
bottles of sunscreen. I can tell I got a tad lot.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Did you put them all on for this photo?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Inlint, Let's play a round of get a noise.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Very simple game. Claudia puts it together, gives us a noise.
We take it in terms guessing what that noise is.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Keep it simple, stupid. George is here.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Hi Georgia, Hi Georgia. You and I me being Clint,
you being Georgia, are gonna work together to.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Win you some KFC today.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
Yep, great, Yep we are.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
We'll be taking on me and who I like to
call shack attack, Big shack Hello, shack attack.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Shack it for me, it's raining outside. You might need
a shack it.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Your other name, shack it like a polaroid picture.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Check it, check it back check it.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Claudia, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't know. That's a great question.

Speaker 11 (35:21):
So this is Oh my god, I'm doing for Georgia
as well.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
A shack neck. Let's go, let's make it. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Okay, this is afternoon.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Are you done?

Speaker 9 (35:38):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I love that show on TV and Z. What is it?
Shnack Masters, shack Masters, shag Masters, Claudia.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Can you move this along?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm so sorry to hold you guys up.

Speaker 11 (35:51):
So this is gives the noise pretty savageplanatory.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I'll play your noise and you need to guess what
it is.

Speaker 11 (35:55):
Brian Clinton, you guys just came back from holiday true
or false true? And I wasn't their true or false true? Yeah,
so this is what I imagined your holidays sounded like.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Oh okay, yeah, noises from our holiday?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah okay. I think they're pretty accurate.

Speaker 11 (36:10):
But Brian clin, you guys are going first to spuzsm
with your name if you know what it is, and
the first team to three points will take home the win.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Let's go, here we go. I know what this is
because I saw it on my holiday. Dolphin you got it?
I posted this video on my Instagram of the dolphins
coming up to the boat and people were saying that
it was a I I.

Speaker 11 (36:33):
Thought it was until I heard your accident in the background, going,
you're kidding me?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Your blood show there.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Highlight of my trip, Georgia and Shack. Are you ready
to guess the noise? Yeah? Okay, here it is.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Georgia.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
Georgia.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
When you're how do I describe it like a speaker?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
And then you got it?

Speaker 3 (37:10):
You got a boarding call at an airport?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
What I was thinking of? One key? Would you got it?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
All right?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's a point.

Speaker 11 (37:19):
H okay, bring climb back to you guys.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Great, well mate, no good gears.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Woodchipper correct, which was a big part of my holiday,
mulching wood.

Speaker 11 (37:37):
It's not quite dolphins?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Is it not quite dolphins? We're two one up, Georgia.
You can win it for us here if you get
this one.

Speaker 11 (37:44):
Okay, Georgia and Shack, this one's for you.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Georgia. Gegia children's laughter, Yeah correct.

Speaker 11 (37:53):
I assume that's what Clint's holiday sounded like.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
There's my children. I haven't been hanging around other people's
children and my holiday. Okay, Georgia. Congratulations, you have won
chicken dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Awesome, Thank you unlucky Shack. We just couldn't pull through
this time. But I know it wasn't fair.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
But at least she got all.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Those fun jokes we did at the start shack city bish.
You know, she's not going away.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
She's got the memories.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I saw an Instagram post from a friend of mine
two weeks ago. She put on her Instagram story about
a wedding that's in her calendar with no other details.
It's just a save the date for this weekend that
says wedding. She hasn't added whose wedding, she hasn't added

(38:48):
where the wedding is, and she doesn't know when she
put it in her calendar either. It's just come up
and she has no idea other than that that there
is a wedding this weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
But she does well, well, is there a wedding or
is it an old calendar? Is it like who knows
what we don't know?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Or is it did she put a wedding on another
date and then accidentally put one on this date as well?
She put it out there going do I know any friends,
because which is awkward to imagine if it was some
friends of yours that were getting married this weekend and
they're like, yeah, that's our wedding we invited you. You
are svp'd. Yes, you're telling me you don't remember it,

(39:31):
that it's our wedding this weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah, that is awkward because it mate puts it out
there to ever under be like, oh, there there's a
cut that good of a friend because I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
And can you imagine the stress and anxiety this would
be causing my friend.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
It's an old it's an old calendar post.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
There's actually a couple of options of what it could be.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Or it's when she ideally wanted to get married.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
This is what I said to her. I said, is
the chance? Is there any chance it's your wedding this weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
On this age?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, this is when I want to get married.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
A partner recently attended his own Stagdo are there any
telltale signs that you could be getting married this weekend?

Speaker 1 (40:06):
I hope it's not her wedding. You'd want to you'd
want to remember that.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
That one's a long shot, but sure it's it's not
out of the realms of possibility. The other options are,
it's a friend of hers that's getting married, like we said.
Another option is it's like a an acquaintance that she
is lucky enough to be invited to this weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Sounds like she probably shouldn't be the third She doesn't
remember who it is.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
No, but you still want to know you still of
course yes the third option, as this friend of mine
is also a DJ, so there is a chance that
she's meant to be DJ what it is, but that
doesn't have no but that doesn't help.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
But that's one hundred percent what it is. She has
said yes to DJ a wedding. Yes, if there's no
names or anything attached to it. It makes the most
sense because she's like, Okay, I've got a wedding gig
on this day. I'm going to block it out in
my diary.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
But she's not going to be there because she doesn't
know where or when the wedding is. It just seys wedding,
that's all it has in her diary.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, it kind of beats, like, kind of defeats the
purpose of putting it in the diary, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
And if it's a client, they're not on your Instagram,
so they haven't seen your Instagram story to go, hey,
that's our wedding. We booked you as a DJ.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
She needs to go into her emails, cross check and
put wedding and then that dating.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
That's a really good idea, and then it might come up.
It's a really good idea that I'm sure she has
already done.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
You reckon.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I messaged her today and I said hey, because this
was two weeks ago she put this up. I said hey,
and I've been checking in with her regularly. Any any
any resolution? She goes Nope, still stressed.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
I've just had a good idea.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, I just had a good idea.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Should we prank her?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Where ohl caller are pretending to be the bride?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, and be like, hey, hey, just checking in.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Just just checking in. No, No, we wait until laughter
this weekend.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Should we call her on Saturday night?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Wedding has passed and we call her on Monday. I
will call her as a very upset right. Should we
call her.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
At seven thirty on Saturday night and be like, hey,
speeches are just finished.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
I just wondering where the DJ is if you were
going to do a sound check or you were going
to set up your gear?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
She would die.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, I'll keep you updated on that if there is
an update, If anything comes through, I really want because
I'm invested now, I really want to prank her. We
can do that as long as you.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Think of a night, you think of an idea.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I want to know, apart from that, what's the thing
that you forgot you were meant to be attending. What's
the major event that you didn't make it too because
you forgot about it because you put it in the
diary wrong or you didn't write it down, and then
the thing came up and you didn't even attend, like
a wedding, like an important birthday party, like a graduation,

(42:54):
something like that, you weren't there because you forgot about it.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Remember the time someone called us on this show and
told us that they missed their best friend's wedding. Yep,
they were like they called me and I didn't even know, Like,
I was like, hey, what's up. They're like where are you?
They're like what?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Didn't they call them the day after? I think it
was on the day?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Oh was it?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
And they were like, oh, I'm at home and they're like,
it's my wedding.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Your stomach would just.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Drop, wouldn't it?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Free in Clint, it's time.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
For a birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Birthday guys, have you missed it? Birthday banger? To get
your home. You can call us tell us your birthday.
We do the research behind the scenes here to figure
out what was number one when you were sixteen, and
we're going to play one of these out in fall.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
McKenzie's here. HOI McKinsey, McKenzie.

Speaker 11 (43:45):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
First off, cool name, Always loved the name mackenzie. Second question,
what is your birthday? Three straight in mackenzie. That means
you were sixteen and twenty nine ten. We've done the research.
Here is your birthday? Say share fummy, dance Monkey Tones

(44:09):
and I in the country next week. A Yep, she'll
be performing in the country next week. Released a new
album last week.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
McKinzie.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
You like it love?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
If you like that, go listen to her new album.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
It is phenomenal, you know I reckon. This is the
perfect song for the Aussie breakdancer. Raygun to dance too.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Hey sayre fimmy she would slay it, but she would, Yeah,
she would dance Monkey.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Boots the house down. She is the dance monkey. Let's
go to Kate Hi. Kate Hi, Kate Hi. How's your
day been, Kate?

Speaker 7 (44:53):
Yeah, same old back to reality today, Kate.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
We hear you on that.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
We feel you.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
We hear you, my friend did. Yeah, you've been off
for a couple of weeks. Oh we have we have
back to reality though. Hey, Kate, what is your birthday?
Twenty second of August nineteen ninety Siven, that's in a
few days. Happy birthday for in a few days.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
He was sixteen though, in twenty thirteen, and this is
your birthday, Banger, understand when.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
You's okay, Jane?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Oh, I mean it's not a bad one from Jason Derulo,
is it.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
We've only got a tiny little bit, but I guarantee
you it's a good tune. Okay, Wait there, Cay, We've
got to do one more for Mitchell. Hi Yoda, Mitch
hew A you going good?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Thank you? Mate? Hey, tell us your birthday. We'll tell
your birthday, Bang the fourth and May nine eighty, May
the fourth be with you, Mitch. He was sixteen though,
in nineteen ninety six, and on that exact date, this
was at.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
The Topizar Cabazar Cabaz, I'll better omc how the Zar
until Lord came along. It was the most internationally successful
New Zealand song of all time. One Here Wonder one
hit wonder. Yeah, what a banger though, Ututa Millionaires Club?
What do you reckon match?

Speaker 8 (46:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Win. Yeah, that's a solid song. I love it, love
the history. I am going to vote for Jason Derulo though.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah something about that that beat from Jason Derulo was
doing it for me today too.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Are you into it?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I'm into it? Yeah. I think I think Kate was
into it too.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Kay. Are you into it?

Speaker 9 (46:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (46:30):
I love them all, but yeah, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
We're into that. It's eleven years oldness year, it was
eleven years old this week. Banger on zim that you
get on in the National zi in Brian Clint that's

(46:54):
Jason Derulo and talk dirty to me the winner of
birthday banger today?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
What's his like music he's released? Because I know he's
been doing the TikTok thing?

Speaker 8 (47:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:04):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Swalla La La?

Speaker 9 (47:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:06):
That Swallo la las like five years old?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Bring up a bit of swallow la la.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Really we want to swallow La la.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I mean it's a moment in time. He's had a
lot of hits, Jason Derul, He's had a lot of
I don't know, a few misses too. Was a hit
or abyss.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I think I think it was a hat A thousand.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Different favor drink swallow la la.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
He's got NICKI minaj on it.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Lot.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Anyways, you're listening to a broadcast this afternoon who hasn't
slept for the last twenty four hours and has just
returned from the other side of the globe.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Pre said to me before, I feel drunk.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I really do, and I'm not. I don't think I am.
Thirty six hours ago, I was in the beautiful country
of Greece. I was on holiday. I have had an
amazing time. But I literally flew into the country five
am this morning, went home, showered, did a few things,

(48:09):
came into work, flew via where went from Athens to Doha,
Doha to Auckland.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Jeez, that's a rude awakening.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Eh.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
You step on the plane in shorts and jendles.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
You get off.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
You're in the middle of what the New Zealand here
is coil pole of vortex.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
It was wild.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yes, it's so ridiculous, crashroots today it's crazy. But God,
I love Obviously going to different countries and experiencing different
culture and having the opportunity to do that is amazing.
But God, I hate traveling nothing, which I mean, I

(48:50):
don't think I've met anyone that goes. I love doing
those long travel days like I love it.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I don't mind the plane, you like it, like the food.
Nothing makes me really and I like the sleep.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Nothing makes me realize how disgusting human beings are until
you do long haul flights.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Yeah, it does get a bit grotty.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Like I need to tell you this story. So here's
what went down. So we had been going all day
in Athens. We were lucky enough to go up to
the panthonon Acropolis. It was amazing, but it's like high thirties,
early forties, Like we've been sweating bullets all day. Anyway,

(49:32):
we've turned up to the airport. We've managed to get
a shower, and we were sitting there waiting for the plane.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
They've got a gourd lounge ethan zipp they.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Don't, they definitely do not. Anyway, so the speaker, it's
come over the speaker, Zone one. Everyone on Zone one,
please line up to board the flight. So we've like
noticed we were Zone one, so we've lined up to
board this flight. It was at that point that this family,
this whole family, So it was mum, dad, three young boys,

(50:04):
three young sons have lined up behind us. Obviously they've
just been on a family holiday. The sons are kind
of sitting on the ground watching something on a phone
very loudly. That was the first thing that annoyed my
partner and I. We were like, turn it down, like
it was full noise, full noise, and we were like,
we just want to get on this plane. So they

(50:25):
were listening to that, We're like, okay, sweet, can deal
with that. Anyway. It was at this point that the dad,
who was standing directly behind me, like quite close you
now close people line up at airports, and he started
and I'm not exaggerating, this is what he started to
do directly behind me. I've turned around because I was

(50:51):
so disturbed.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Oh you don't turn around.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
And today when he stopped and I turned around to
see him then continuing to cough with no not using
his hand. He was just coughing into the open, directly
into the open around all these people.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
It was at this point it was so aggressive that
I was like, I can't deal with this. I'm going
to get into a fight. I'm going to punch someone.
Like it was it was making me that angry was
so difficult. The kids, Oh well, I mean the kids
wouldn't fight back. Yeah, it was he I was just
I was like, you're so disrespectful like everyone around you.

(51:32):
And at that point, I was like getting so annoyed.
He continues to cough, doesn't doesn't cover his mouth, and
I have moved out of the way quite I imagine,
quite deliberately, quite deliberately, like have moved out of the line,
but like kind of standing where my place was, but
just away from it, because I was just fuming anyway

(51:52):
at this point. Once I but then he decides. He
then moves behind me and starts, you're as cough shield.
But I think he obviously knew what I was doing.
And then he was like, oh, well she's gonna move.
That's what I think.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
You think you were in a passive aggressive war with
this guy.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
And so then I've moved to the other side of
the line, and he's moved again and coughed again, and
I was like, I'm gonna I'm going to punch this
guy in the throat. And at this even I know anyway,
at this point, you've even done the treble, he says
under his breath. Don't worry, it's just COVID.

Speaker 9 (52:33):
No.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
He says that, and then everyone around us, because all
the people around us were getting annoyed as well, have
kind of just moved away. Anyway. I was like, keep
you cool, keep your cool. Karma, Karma will get this guy. Anyway.
My partner and I will like, just keep you cool,
keep you cool. Anyway, we board the flight. Who's sitting

(52:56):
behind us? No bs, this guy and his family. He
sits directly behind me on the flight. And this is
a four and a half five hour flight. This guy
sits directly behind me. I was like, what are the
bloody odds? What are the odds? Proceeds to cough, sneeze

(53:19):
everything under the sun the entire flight, kicks the back
of my seat. I kept Mike, I don't know how
I did it. I kept my cool the entire flight.
I was like, I can't believe this is happening. Anyway,
you want to hear the greatest story of karma. Right
towards the end of the flight, I've realized because our
flight had been delayed by an hour, and then once

(53:41):
we'd boarded, it was another half an hour to forty
five minutes before we got away. Sure, so all up,
probably two hours delay. Right at the end of the flight,
one of the air flight attendants comes over, talks to
this family and says, Hello, we've got you on the
record that you're on one of ournnecting flights that is

(54:01):
now going to be very pushed for time when you arrive.
So this is where you need to go, This is
what you need to do to make your connecting flight.
At this point, I was like, Oh, this, he's so good.
Look I don't want to. I don't want to, I
do feel I don't feel bad for wanting wanting him
to miss his flight. Ye gotta hope you missus. What Anyway,

(54:27):
my partner and I was so invested because we were
so angry that once we got off a flight, were like,
let's just follow them, see how they go, see how
they go. Anyway, we followed this family to watch them
get to their connecting flight, to have the door close them.
And when I say it was the greatest moment of

(54:49):
my day yesterday, I truly mean it.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Are you horrible?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Good? What's good?

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Felt ralliant?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
That would feel good, that would feel anyway, Just a
reminder calm is real. She's out there.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
She'll get you argon if you'd said to the person
at the boarding gate before you go on the flight, Hey,
he just let me know that he's got COVID.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
You in the bud right there too, free inclin.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Jojo Seewa has gone on the Bobby ELTOF podcast. If
you haven't seen the Bobby Eltof podcast, it's very good
and I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
It's quite satire.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, she's very unassuming, she's very she gets some huge gifts.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
She's very passive aggressive.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, she kind of lets the stars, but in a
fun way dig their own hole. No, like fun passive
aggress on, passive aggressive. Anyway, she's done just that with
Jojo Sewah. She's on the new episode.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Oh what is Jojo Sewa done?

Speaker 7 (55:50):
Now?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Jojo Sewa?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
What has she done? She's still on air drinking buzzz. Yeah,
because remember she turned twenty one not long ago. Good
point is Jojo Sia on her drinking gas No and yes,
have a listen to this. You're twenty one. Yeah, oh
you're so young. I'm on Babel. Do you drink now?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I don't drink.

Speaker 10 (56:12):
There's this person named radical Wreck. Radical Wreck drinks I
don't know who it is. All of a sudden, Radical
rec is like I want to play, and so your
alter ego, that is my drunk alter ego.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
And he gets drunk? Why is a guy?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, oh it's not. It's a girl. Oh her name
is Radical.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Wreck though it's definitely a boy's name. Got it, it's Bobby.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Yeah, yeah, you get you get the vibes.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Ricky, Oh my god, are you drunk now? I'm not.

Speaker 10 (56:39):
No, I've only been drunk like four times now in
my life.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Rickay, Ricky, are you drunk now?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
The next time my wife accuses me of being drunk,
it wasn't me. It's not me, It's okay.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Did you have a drunk alter ego? You were definitely
someone who would have everybody?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Everybody everybody. You don't think people who don't drink you,
oh well then not duh. Of course they don't have one.
Well they do, they've just never met them. You know,
if you don't have a drunk culture ego, then you
don't get drunk because it's an altered state being drunk,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
So it's an altered version of yourself, or you're.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Just an adult and you take responsibility for what you
do when you're drunk.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Okay, Bree, fine, let me rephrase again.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
I'm not saying I do that definitely.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I say drink, I mean binge drink, Okay, responsibly. I
was doing some thinking about who my drunk culture egos are.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yeah, wait, you got a few.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I think they've changed over time.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
I think back in the day, I definitely had daring
displays of physicality Dave where I would go and do
things that I wasn't capable of doing, like the worm
or like jumping over a really high fence or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, it's part of my alter ego.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Okay, Now I think I'm more of a cross eyed
Kevin or like a slur Steve, more of a sit down.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Sit down these days, producers, are you with me on this?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I feel like Clint's drunk alter ego is like fis
fist pump fread you know when he gets into his
fist pumping stage.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Oh yeah, okay, you know. Yeah, it's better than I
think you're going to say, first something else, fish pumpad
I take first pump. Yeah yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
I've been thinking about this.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
I don't have like a fun little nickname.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
But I definitely become like I would like to use
the word lavender, like very just like lavender Hayes Taylor Swift, just.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Like you're a cheeky house mouse. Excuse me, when you're
drunk mouse, the cheese.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
You run around trying to steal cheese, vegan cheese, kind
of mince around.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Claudia.

Speaker 11 (58:58):
In my prime, I would turn from Claudia Sykes to
just Cordia sake because people would think I was down
for the count. I would disappear and then come back
and revive the party.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
We haven't an attack, yak, were you?

Speaker 11 (59:10):
No, I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
I heard you were more of a hensy Hannah.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
No, well like hands free Hannah. You take your bra
off with Back in the day, I do recall my
drunk alter ego being called Bianca Banker.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Bogan big boobies.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Boobies.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yeah, because that's the only time, you know, the girls
would come out. Really, Yeah, I take my top off
a lot. Really, it's not the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Is she still with us?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
No, she she passed away, unfortunately a long time in
the room with us. No, she passed away. Brought out
and then I had another one later in life, her name.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Was Alexis Alexis, or as she likes to be called, Alexis.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Okay, and she was like, more sultry, right, okay, more classy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Are you imagining these?

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
You're saying that when you're drunk you become more classy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Well, no, sultry, but more I'm saying, more classy than
big boobies banc right if the bar which is very low. Okay,
So Alexus was a little bit more classy. We're going
to get these people in the same room here. We
should a shouldn't we?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
So wait?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Who have we got?

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Fist punt Fred, pump fred?

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
And we got the house that I do not get that,
but I'll take it. I'm not offended. I feel like
I just not have no filter?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Is that how?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Actually it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And I'm a little bit Tipsiana and Hensey Hannah and
that's us. That is the end of the show. We're
going to get out of here. A severely jit lagged
brit Thomas l is going to go to the Griff concert.

Speaker 9 (01:00:56):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I can't miss the Grief concert. I missed it the
last time she was here. Yeah, And when I found
out it was the day I got back from my holiday,
and I knew i'd be jet lag. I committed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
You can't see straight, No, I can't. Griff's not on
for another two and a half hour, is he You're
going to go home? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Nap? Are you nap for a couple of hours.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
You're going to sleep through the concert?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
I reckon?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
You're going to wake up at four o'clock tomorrow morning?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
You reckon? Nah, I'm committed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Well, if you're going, it's going to be a great shows.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Going to be a fantastic show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Upha Brie. She won't need a drink. She's wasted enough. Yeah,
don't know by one. No one handed me a drink,
No one hand her anything that is a disaster waiting
to happen. Griff is joining Brook, Griff's doing the late show.
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Yeah, so don't just co hosting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
So, Griff, if you're out in the office and you're
listening to this, I'm definitely coming. I'm definitely coming to
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Lucky you didn't say I'm going to flag it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
See, I committed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I didn't even I forgot that she was here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Definitely have a great night everybody, and we'll catch you
back tomorrow on the brand clincher. Bye Bye BA, Brand Clinton.

Speaker 11 (01:02:08):
On instance, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on
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Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Sed him