ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th September 2024

• Bree & Clint are demanding walking pads. 
• How gay is your family? 
• The Happy Birthday song needs to go. 
• Return of the Pirate Ship! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network Zidims Bri and Clint saved like
a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
From nine to ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oay, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Their history of professional radio? Did Embri and Clint kill everybody?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I often wonder who decides what should be in the
ZIDIM news headlines? By eighty five percent of that I
did not understand. I didn't care about it. Some businessman
doing something, the sin Lay Milk Company.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Where's the news that New Zealanders care about right now?
Where was the news about the Rainbows in Pirateship?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
That is big news in the country today.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
You know what does it take to make the headlines
these days?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Sometimes not much. The other days you're.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Just saying, could we not have had one of our
reporters down at rainbows In doing a live cross from
where the Rainbow's in parateship is going to be.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
We can send you down there if you want.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh, it would be my would give me one of
those those TV three raincoats that the reporters were doing
a report on the weather, and they make them stand
outside in the weather to report on the weather.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Give me one of those. Can you bring back the
pot of goal when you come.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Back from the end of Rainbow?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Other big news for our show today. You remember what
we organized where we're exclusively playing only Hooty and the Blowfish. Oh,
this is big for our show. It's big news. Something
doesn't know about it, but that doesn't matter. We did

(01:40):
send an email and as far as we're concerned, that
gives us the go ahead. Yeah, it's the big Hoodie
and the Blowfish special.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
We've been talking about it for age weeks. New marketing
statement nobody plays more Hoody in the Blowfish in Clinton.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
No one blows more fish than the Brian Clinton US.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
You know that's exclusively fish.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
God, there's going to be some other radio stations that
are going to be ropable.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Look, there's been a few radio stations recently that have
stolen some zidim ideas. There was one announced today. I
don't reckon anyone's taking this one.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Nah. That's because we are on the pulse of what
our listeners wants, and they want more Hoody in the Blowfish.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
If we're right, make sure you takes us on nine six,
nine six and say thanks Brian Clint for the Great
Hoodie and the Blowfish News Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And letter crash Ross will be very excited to read
those texts from God. It's going to be a good show.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Let's see you steal this one more. If m oh,
actually they probably could, please don't please? Don't I think
they actually?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I think this is already their playlist.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
This is right. We've got lots of fun on the
show today. There's five hundred bucks with celebrity Trees your
Island coming.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Up at five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
But first it's time to a rip into a fresh
round of Bri and Clint's Trady Versus Lady.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's the only show that has Trady versus Lady right
here on ZM. And if you want to play eight
hundred dials at M free in Clint, Brie.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
And Clint, Home of Hoodie and the Blowfish, that's Avamax
and Sweet Butt Psycho.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
It's Treaty versus Leady.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Let's do it. The Ladies took out the win yesterday,
but who will take it out today? The Trades on
seventy five, the Ladies on eighty one.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh, Trady is calling from Hawk's Bay. The thirty four
and they are friends with Trady versus Lady.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Icon Sausage Boy. Welcome to the show, Jesse.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hi, Jesse, sausage Boy, known for losing multiple games of
Trady versus Lady. Are you gonna change that here this afternoon?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I hope bo.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
The plan's associated weather, but not representative of sausage court
What was he called? Sausage boy and sausages for lunch
every day? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Love sausage.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You're taking on our lady from Auckland today the thirty seven,
and they have never had a big Mac. Welcome to
the show, Courtney, get a Courtney?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Hire about whereabout to you from Auckland? Okay? I never
had a big Mac? What about my particular favorite a
Zinger Burger? Oh no, I'm not one of those. You
just haven't had anything, Courtney. Okay.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Maybe if I won the money, I'll.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Have to buy one deal? Good deal, Jessee. Your buzzinitor
is trading, Courtney. Yours lady, first of three correct answers
get fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Good luck, guys, here we go. Question number one and
New Zealand Icon went home last night on Celebrity Treasure Island.
Can you name who it was or any other contestant
from this season, Laddy, I want to say Courtney just
got in. Yes, Paul, nice, well done, wonder the ladies.

(05:02):
Question number two, d walt Ryobi and Milwaukee are all
brands of what Courtneys. She is on fire, Jesse, it's
not looking good for human sausage boy.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Question number three buzzing when you can tell me who
sings this song and letter crash Courtney got I don't
know why they call him sausage boy because him and
his friends all.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Just what choke on the sausage? Yeah, yeah, he's bloody
hung up. We didn't even he didn't even stick around
to congratulate Courtney.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Courtney, you pantsed him that bad that he hung up.
That was congratulations.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
We apologize for Jes's poor sportsmanship, but you are the
champion of Trady versus Lady and we've got fifty bucks
coming your way.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Well done, Courtney, and to celebrate, we're going to play
some Hooty and the Blowfish right now. That's up next. OK. Look,
I think we need to talk about something, guys. I
feel like I need to bring this out to the open.
And maybe I'm the only one, but I have a
feeling I'm not. I think people are all pretending to

(06:22):
like singing Happy Birthday, and I think we should ban it.
We should cancel it once after I know the kids
love it. The kids can keep it. The kids can
keep it, but as adults, we don't need to sing
the Happy Birthday. Look, we don't need to do it.
It's awkward and personally I hate it when it's my birthday,

(06:44):
I don't want the happy What do you do when
someone's singing Happy Birthday to you? I sit there and
I just I can't sing it to myself. No you can't,
I say, canceled.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think you've touched on someone something that people have
been feeling but not talking about for a long time.
Can I just check? So you're fine with it for kids?
Are you fine with adults singing at two kids? Yes,
that's fine, that's fine the kids, the kids out of
kids singing it to each other?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yep, that's fine. Would you be cool with kids singing
it to adults? Nah? I think they could be okay. Nah,
I think they could be okay.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
If your kids are bringing in like your present with
breakfasts and beard, I feel like you're fine.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
If the kids want to do it.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I think that's okay.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm with you. I'm talking strictly adult on adult action.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, I think adult to adult happy birthdays are.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Adults on adult happy birthdays, no more.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, I don't want it consenting or otherwise.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I think we just make it that it
is the norm that we do not sing Happy Birthday
to adults.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
What if you like, if there's a I don't know
where the occasion would arise, but say there's a need
for heavy birthday to be sung adult to adult.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
What if you do tell.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Me I don't know what it is, but should want
a rise. Would you be okay with like a really
fast one, like a Happy Birthday?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Do you Happy Birthday?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Birthday, Debri every birthday? Do you feel like it's trauma
for me?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I've got a friend named Catherine who has an involuntary
reaction when Happy Birthday is sung too it happens to her.
She can be around Happy Birthday, she can sing Happy Birthday,
so long as it's not to her. If you sing
Happy Birthday to her, she will burst into tears.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh, I feel like we've talked about her before. She
has no control over it. God, she's gonna love when
she hears about my latest expedition to ban Happy Birthday
being sung.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Here's the strangest thing about her. It doesn't need to
be her birthday. You could ring her today and sing
Happy Birthday too. I really want to ring her now,
and she would start crying.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I really want to ring her. But I've just banned
Happy Birthday being sung to adults. Oh my god. So
I mean I can't. I can't go back on my policy.
I need to stay strong, hold my line. What do
the producers think Happy Birthday beings to you? Do you
like it? Do you hate it? What's the go get
rid of it? Oh? I've struck a chord.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
We get frustrated with the whanka who goes and who
gets on their first.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Jeez language hip?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
How do I feel like it's worse for people? Don't
do that? Yeah, I agree when there's a lag. When
there's a lag, you know what I people? And because
you know what I have found as an Australian shock horror.
Yes I am Australian. What I know it's pretty shocking.
I just recently told my parents what I find interesting
being Australian. Growing up in Australia, to move into New

(09:36):
Zealand like nearly seven years ago. Now is that Kiwis
are real lax with the hip hips. Sometimes they do them,
sometimes they don't, whereas in Aussie like that we drag
that son of a gun out even longer, like we're always.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Doing the hip hops more than three.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
There's always the hip hops after the birthday, no questions.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I've been an Australian birthdays two where they follow hip
hops with.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Why was she born so beautiful? Why was she born?
I have punched a woman in the throat for doing that,
so dunk.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well, let's hold a referendum right now on the happy
Birthday song oh one hundred dollars at in or text
ninety six nine six Happy Birthday, adult to adult, keep it,
ben it.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Love it, hate it? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (10:21):
What do you want? Especially if it's your birthday today.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
If it's your birthday today, your vote is worth twice
as much. Okay, yep, get in touch with us oh
one hundred dollars at in or text nine six nine six.
This might be the only opportunity to have your say
on this. I don't think the government's going to hold
a referendum on this. Anytime.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't know if they spend the money on it,
but they should.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
No, no, we can get it done much faster.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
And they've spent money on more pointless things like changing
the flag, remember that?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Or not changing the flag?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
That's what I mean. It didn't even happen. Should singing
Happy Happy Birthday to adults be banned? This is my
question I'm posing to you guys today.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Do you hate it enough as an adult having it
sung to you that you wish it was illegal to do?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
So? We have put the caveat in that we'll keep
it for children. Yeah, if the kids love it, they
can have it to children in mine.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Adult to children, fine, children to adult also fine adult
to adult.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
No, no, no, no, I'm guessing that majority doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Or we had a text from someone who said, well,
I was only got the cut off as you suggested ten.
We had a text from an eleven year old who
said they still ten?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Or did you not? No, we didn't say an age,
but imagining ten. That's a good conversation to have though,
because we do need to come up with an age.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, we've heard from a representative from the eleven year old community.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
By still eleven.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I think eleven.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Still still thirteen? I think it might be fourteen, fourteen,
it might be fourteen. Okay, yeah, okay, let's put that
into consideration. Let's go to the people first and see
if it's what they want. Zach has caught up, and
it's Zach's birthday today, Zach, Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
See it's annoying, Zach.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
What's your on the happy Birthday song? And have you
had it sung to you today?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
So far?

Speaker 9 (12:10):
I haven't heard it today.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
There's a bonus, okay until now?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Until now? And would you rather avoid having Happy Birthday
sung to you today?

Speaker 10 (12:19):
Aaron?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Zach?

Speaker 9 (12:21):
And I don't actually like it?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Aaron.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Sorry, I literally just I literally just read a text
on the text machine from Aaron who said it's also
his birthday today, and then I've gotten confused. Sorry, Zach,
your birthday Aaron's birthday.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I felt like I felt like Zach and I were
dating just then, and I've accidentally said the wrong name.

Speaker 11 (12:43):
And sorry, I mean Zach.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh my god, Zach. Clint's just done it too, Zach.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
It's your birthday. You get four votes?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Now. The last thing he needs on his birthday keep.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
It or get rid of it? Eavy Birthday, No, get
rid of it.

Speaker 9 (13:02):
I'm going and I mean, it's all right for the Kurds.
But the only reason, like what day invented for and
also had dementia with Alzheimer's or.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Something, so they their birthday?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 12 (13:14):
No?

Speaker 9 (13:14):
I think maybe I'm not sure. Maybe it was keep singer,
but it's not. You don't need to because who's for
por him as the birthday?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I agree with everything.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Aaron, have you got have you got dementia?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
And Zach as well?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
If you got dementia, sing it every day? Yeah as well? Yeah, Okay,
that's a lot of votes for No. Let's go to Christian.
I know one hundred dollars of him. Hello Christian.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Christian, there's a good thank you. What are your thoughts, Christian?
Should we keep Happy Birthday? Singing it to adults or
or not? Cannon for adults? For old people, it might
be going to crypt and so you might want to
get one. And that's before they do that.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
But what if they're like ninety three do we have
to do ninety three Hibbert parades?

Speaker 9 (14:00):
You are again, it's worth a c if they lasted out,
if they.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Die before the end of it, the sleep question, before
we get to the end of it. Yeah, that's true,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I like Christians train of thought. The older people, I
think they do like it. It's like when you don't, well.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Not you, you, that'd be the worst way for you
to die being sung Happy Birthday too, your least favorite song,
that's your last memory.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, and then they've tried to blow out ninety three
candles and they've hyperventilated.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Someone said, ban the English version of Heavy Birthday, keep
the Brazilian Portuguese version.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
It's fire.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'd love to know what the Brazilian Portuguese version of
Heavy Birthday is, Claudia. Maybe we could have a look
on YouTube and see if we could find it.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Someone else said on the text machine, the birthday song
that no one wants to sing, and no one wants
it sung to them, yet we all still do. See,
this is what we're trying to say.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Katie, it was your birthday two days ago. What's your
stance on Happy Birthday?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
The song?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Well, I didn't have it sung to me, and I'm
not gonna lie I missed it.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
O Katie, how come you didn't have it sung to you.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Well, I mean like I celebrated my birthday.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
But yeah, I just no cad and I made and
and oh I had.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
A cake and I just made a wish body blue
the candle out. Yeah, that's crazy to me to get
a cake and not a happy birthday song. When they
give me the cake that they just go, here's your cake.

Speaker 13 (15:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (15:22):
I did make a formal complaint afterwards.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, fair enough. He gave them a written morning Katy.
What birthday was it?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I was twenty six?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh see see this is what happens, Katie. You get
taken off the kids table. You can stop getting presents
from all the aunties and uncles and now happy Birthday
you don't get it sung to you.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
So it's downhill from.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Here, slippery slope.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
So your voters keep it, keep happy birthday for adults. Okay,
thank you, Katy. I appreciate it. Here's a tick from
someone who said, it's my birthday tomorrow and I am
a teacher. I hate Happy Birthday being sung to me,
and it is going to happen a lot on No.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I feel bad for that person. Someone else said it's
a dumb tune and tempo I said to you. In
the break, I said, what if we start a campaign
where we have the birthday song rewritten? So happy Birthday,
we get it rewritten, we make it fresh, we make
it current and so that everyone actually wants to walk.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
I like, well kings to help us rewrite the birthday song.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I'm thinking like a vibe like Chapel Rhan's Hot to Go,
where it's like fun to sing, but we do the
happy happy Birthday version a JP WHYYI rt HD why
nelli fits kind of works, nearly fits, kind of works.
It would get very grading. Yeah, after a.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
While, we only have to hear it once again.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Brent Clint latest next and maybe if you're lucky some
hoodie and the blowfish that sit him.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Time for the latest from iHeartRadio. This is the latest
Life from LA with Seine McCarthy Dean. First, it was
Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris, who's the other huge pop
star now doing the same.

Speaker 15 (17:09):
Oh my goodness, Billie Eilish and her superstar brother finniass
have endorsed Kamala Harris and VP Tim Waltz on social media.
It has gone incredibly viral and they got to remember,
like so Billie Eilish has in combined TikTok Instagram a
hundreds of millions of followers and fans. Very influential, very

(17:31):
very popular, and what's fascinating about this? Obviously you might
think he's like, what are the all pop star endorsing someone?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
What is that matter?

Speaker 15 (17:38):
You have to For example, like the other day, Taylor
Swift endorsed Kamala and Tim as Well on her Instagram
post and she included a link to a register to vote,
a specific link right where you can only track where
she sent it from five four hundred and five thousand
unique visitors. Four hundred thousand people clicked her link. So

(18:00):
these people, you might think, well, they really are very influential,
especially for that young ge gemographic people who've never registered
to vote before. It's very serious and it really can
move the needle.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Well, I can.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
This election is predicted to be very close, and four
hundred thousand people could be the difference.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
It really could be. And I mean Taylor Swift obviously
did a written post, but Billy and her brother Phineas
have done a video and we've got some of the
audio here.

Speaker 16 (18:24):
Today is National Order Registration Day and we are asking
you to please join us and going to I will
vote dot com to check your status and vote early
like we do.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
We are voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walls because
they are fighting to protect our reproductive freedom, our planet,
and our democracy.

Speaker 16 (18:42):
We can't let extremists control our lives, our freedoms, and
our future. The only way to stop them and the
dangerous Project twenty twenty five agenda is to vote and
elect Kamala Harris.

Speaker 8 (18:53):
Vote like your life depends on it, because it does.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Love you, guys, that is so great.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I do wish like they didn't sound like they were
reading it off a script while a gun was being
pointed at them and they were being forced to say it.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I feel like when you're watching it, it doesn't feel
as much like that.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Definitely feel like someone you know, they were like bound
behind their back and they're like, we definitely want to
say this, we want.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
To be endorsing this person, but every little bit helps, right. Yeah,
It's quite amazing like living in a day and age
where you see how much like musicians and other famous
people with power are using their voice to try and
obviously get the president that they want.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Because that's I feel like it. It comes down to
do you know. I feel like they didn't do it
last election. I feel like there was a lack of
celebrities speaking out politically last time when Biden went up
against Trump.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Did you forget Yeah, hope.

Speaker 15 (19:50):
So the one before had a lot of celebrities Biden
Trump want not as many, And now this is kicking
back into it.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, people are scared. I reckon people were scared, and
now I feel like they're kind of like, there's no
other choice. We need to do this.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
There is the latest Live out of Los Angeles with
Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Time for a fresh
round of sibling showdown.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
In Clint, let's go, can we get another win on
the board guessing where people sit in their sibling lineup?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Will get one vague question to try and pig you
and if we can to point to us and then
we'll have a guess. Gregs here, Greg, I agree. Just
just confirm for us before we start. You have at
least one sibling? Is that correct?

Speaker 15 (20:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Us more than we asked for.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I mean, that's that's up to Greg Greg Greg Greg
Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg. I would like to know
before we guess your position and the sibling ranking. Would
you trust your sibling, any of your sibling things to
pick the music on a road trip.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes, yes you would.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Okay, good to know.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, Greg. Would you say, out of you and your
siblings or sibling, are you the best looking, most athletic,
or the smartest or all three most athletic?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (21:25):
You know?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Because he didn't said more. He didn't say more than one.
It means I don't reckon he's the eldest because he's humble. Yes, ah,
not all of us children are sit out there and
pretend like you don't go around saying you're the best.
Does it say medal to you? Does it?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Does that say middle or youngest to you?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah? Okay, so does my question, So does yours.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I don't think the oldest child wants to listen to
the music.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
That it's the younger siblings.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Granted that's trash, but but the younger siblings want to
be cool at the oldest child and listen to their
music exactly, you know, at least for a period of time.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yep, you're right, the middle or youngest. It's the middle
or youngest who's.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
The most athletic, generally middle or youngest.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I want to say the middle is there always. They're
always trying to compete the most.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
In my family. Middle is in your family, middle you.
Let's look it in process of elimination in middle child, Greg,
we think you're the middle child.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
The order.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
That we did so much work.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Wouldn't that been so good if we're right on that one?
All right, thanks a lot, Greg.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Go to Jess Hi, Jess Hi, Jess. Hey, guys, welcome
to siblings showdown. We have to get yours. We have
to get it yep, or it's all over all over.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Jess.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
My question for you, did you ever borrow any of
your siblings clothes weather without permission?

Speaker 15 (22:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yes, okay, Jess. Now I've come up with a little
bit of a theory. Guys, here me out. So my
question is, and don't answer this yes yet, Jess. So
my theory is, so I'm gonna ask Jess, who's your
favorite parent? Mum or dad? Like you, you're a mummy's
girl or daddy's girl if you had to pick one.
So my theory, oh, okay, dad. Theory is in girls,

(23:20):
she's either the eldest girl to be a daddy's girl
or the youngest girl. Okay, because I reckon eldest girl,
youngest girl usually more so daddy's girls. Any reason for that.
It's just a feeling, Yeah, just a gut feeling. I
don't know if it's true, but either the eldest or youngest.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
So you're excluding her from the middle, yes, okay. My
question was to exclude her from the eldest. Okay, So
the only thing left is the youngest. So we gotta
look at it.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
We gotta look at it.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Jess, Are you the youngest child?

Speaker 13 (23:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
What are you? Just don't say I am the youngest girl,
the youngest girl.

Speaker 7 (23:58):
Five yeah, six of us girls?

Speaker 13 (24:00):
One boy.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh so you're in the middle.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
Yeah, God to call you out.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yes, the logic logic was sound.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
The logic logic sound. We didn't think about the fact
that there could be a boy. Oh damn.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay, thanks Jess, jes Because we can't have a win
this week, but we can never redemption.

Speaker 14 (24:21):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Okay. From Roma, Hi, Roma.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Hi, Roma, Hi. We're gonna ask you a very The
questions have got to be good, they've got to be good.
And my question I'm gonna ask you straight off the
bat Is. If you were to go on a family
holiday which required taking a flight, and your family has
booked you all to sit together, would you get the
aisle the middle or the window seat the window? Eldest

(24:47):
or eldest gotta be eldest. Lock it in, eldest child.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Roma, tell us you're the eldest child. Give us one.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
I am the eldest child.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
We are amazing and so interesting. Thanks Roma, Roma, my pleasure.
God you saved us there.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I didn't even ask Roman.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
My Christian didn't need it. It didn't need it. For
next weeks, off cut for you.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
One out of three. We are the champions.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Where's our trophy? Producers, we demanded trophy. It's time to
play Google Down.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Well? Do you? It's time for Brillan Clint's Google Down Punk.
We did have a special edition last week. Anyone, can
you tell me what the Age Game? There's no points called,
but yes it was. It was the Age Game Special Edition.
I've got another special edition. Oh no, Google Down this week,

(25:52):
dear color. I'm calling it. Who said what? These are
all famous quote from different famous people, And I'm going
to give you the quote and you have to tell
me who.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Said it that's fun.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Okay, all right, He comes number one, who said I'd
rather regret the risks that didn't work out than the
chances I didn't take. I'm going to I'm going to
give it to Claudia. It's a good one to live
by from Simoane Biles. There, Claudia on one. Here comes

(26:29):
question number two, who said, the only thing we have
to fear is fear itself. T Roosevelt Franklin Roosevelt. Yeah,
Claudia is correct. Clent's got it. I said, Teddy Roosevelt.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Same person.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Okay, oh wait, no, that's Theodore rose I feel like
it's a different person. That's Theodore Franklin and Teddy different people.

Speaker 14 (26:53):
Really, I was going to give you that well, that's
what I said.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
That's why I gave it to you. But then I
second guessed it. Check it.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
Tdy Roosevelt is Theodore Roosevelt, someone.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Else, That's what I thought. Okay, have there been two
presidents called Franklin d Roosevelt. There's been to Roosevelt. Okay,
in Theodore.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
Maybe that's just a no one gets it.

Speaker 12 (27:20):
Wrong.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
That's a Claudia gets it.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Okay, all right, I'll believe you.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
He guns number three, who said, be yourself. Everyone else
is Oscar Wild. Wait, who said, what do you say?
Said Marilyn Monroe. Ella is correct, it is Oscar Wild.

(27:44):
Well done. Well did you guess that?

Speaker 8 (27:47):
No, I said, Beyonce is a guess, and then I
actually guess properly.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
You'll take the point off. I didn't hear that. You're lucky.
I already awarded you the point.

Speaker 8 (27:55):
Sorry, I say nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
No one else got it correct, So I'll give it
to you. An the Wild, Okay, the writer, he comes
that Oscar Wild. Yeah, that won't be the other one. No,
not the artist, not this, not the glasses place at
the shopping I think that's Oscar Why len together. That's

(28:21):
a bit silly. It's quite a bit of it from
Bailey Nelson, Famous Bailey Nelson. It could be okay, Number four,
who said people say nothing is impossible, but I do
nothing every day.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
Aa Melane a mel I will give it to l A.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
She will not, she said Melane, even though she has
no idea. She did afterwards say pooh, and it is pooh.
That technically says her, O h O bad.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
The other No, not breeze Pooh. The sea.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Sh Winnie the pooh? Okay, Melane, what is.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
A Milne be kind?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Who who that is? Anyway? Question number five a meltone poo?
Here we go? Who said you must be the change
you wish to see in the world. Michael Jackson Gandhi,
damn it. Claudia has taken it out and stunning fashion.

(29:35):
Ella tried to come back, couldn't quite get there.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Michael Jackson said, gonna make a change for once in
my life, be that change. I was so close.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
You were so close, Claudia.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
You win.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Thank you means Jamie you have picked up the fifty
KFC chicken dollars. Well done, thanks excellent.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
That was quite fun. That's quite fun.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
And we learned something wise words. I mean, I'm glad
we didn't get to question number six.

Speaker 14 (30:06):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Who said gym ten laundry poorly d?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
That's right, the situation situation. Yeah, technically the says poorly d. Yeah,
came up with it.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
The situation didn't invent anything. He was a copy year.

Speaker 14 (30:22):
He was t shirt time.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm so last.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
What are you talking about, Raggy.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
We've got a problem on the Brian Clint Show. And
that's that we are we nothing.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
What were you going to say?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I was going to make a bad drinking making bad?
We've got one of those. We've got two problems on
the Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
The other one drinking enough water. Well, okay, we've got
three problems on the Brian Clint Show. We're too sedentry.
We are we from the hours of about one o'clock.
Can we get in here and talk six o'clock. We're
just so now, but we actually don't leave this room
for about six or seven hours.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
You were like caged animals in here. We can't move. Yeah,
we can't exercise. Why did ten.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Thousands before work the other day? And then I did
eight hundred steps while I was at work and you're
at work for a long time, A long time. We
came up with a solution for this. We believe it's
bad for our physical and mental health. We said to
our boss Ross, you should buy us those walking pads.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
They're not quite treadmills. They're not for running on. They
just you put them on the ground. They're flat and
you just walk on the spot. People have them at
standing discs.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, and so far he's referred to get them for us.
It's been many, many months that we've been asking for these,
and we don't ask for a lot for anything. We
hardly asked for anything at all. I thought today, let's
bring it out into the open and publicly asked Ross
if we can have walking pads. The idea is please

(31:41):
see the text or leave a message, thank.

Speaker 12 (31:43):
You, Ah you awaken. Yep, yep, yep, yep for some bacon. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
He's a big big yep yep, yep. You could be
a big, big two.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
We want walking pads for the studio, please, it's brand Clint.
We want it for our health and our well well
being and so we can eat bacon.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen to us, Listen to us.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
That's four empty bags of Dorito's in the studio right now.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Ye okay, if we had walking pads, we had walking pads,
we wouldn't have been able to get to the vending
machine because we would have been on the walking pad.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Anyway, this is not our first request and it won't
be our last request.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, expect lots of punishing, punishing, days, weeks, months of
us nagging and begging you. You don't want walking pads,
You don't want that. You don't want that, you don't
want to do the right thing.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Hit the torpedo seven on the way home Ross all right,
thank you bye. You might think that that was self
serving what we just did, it's not. The idea is
if we get ross over the line, it it's a precedent.
It's like a waterfall cascading thing where your boss will
have to buy your walking pad too.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Do you want a walking pad? That's not important.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
You should be able to force your boss to buy
you one you want or whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Or what there might be something else that you want. Yeah,
we're just where the where testing it out. How much
do we have to nag and annoy our boss before
he does what we say? Which is it?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Two walk compets? I don't want to have to share.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh gonna, he's gonna get just one ago. Let's the
call back to my cage.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I saw this today which kind of made me feel
better about you know how everyone moved to Australia and
they're like, it's.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
So much better over here. The weather is better, the
concerts are better. The wait, are you an American that's
moved to Australia.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I'm just like, you know you see it on the internet.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Some people say that other people are like, they're pretty
rude over in Australia.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Oh okay, sure, well that's a bonus. I think it's
true that everything is cheaper in Australia than it is
in New Zealand. Though gas is cheaper, yep. Groceries are cheaper, yep.
Fresh fruit and veggie's cheaper, definitely cheaper. Houses are cheaper, yeah,
largely but mostly not this thing, and this blew my
mind today in New Zealand and a packet of Timtams

(34:03):
is between four and five dollars on average. In New Zealand,
you'll pay four dollars fifty for a packet of tim Tams.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I know that because they're in my weekly shop exactly right.
And you get a double coated for four even for
four bucks.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Some of those specialty ones that they do, they're even
cheaper because no one's buying them.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Nah really, because there's less of them in a packet.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh is that what it is? Either way, you kind of.
Unless you're in.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
A dairy, they're about the same four five dollars.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Unless you're at a convenience store.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Max you're paying for Tim Tams is about five dollars
according to Reddit, which has been confirmed by multiple Reddit users.
In Australia, the home of the Tim Tam, the six bucks.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Six dollars for a packet of tim Tams. Wait, how
many tim Tams in a packet?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Ten?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah? So how much?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Sixty cents a Tim Tams?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Sixty cents a tym Tam? Even worse in New Zealand
dollars six dollars sixty.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
By if you were to go honest holiday to Australia
and use your IF postcard which was accessing your bank
account back in New Zealand, you'd be paying six New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Dollars and sixty New Zealand cents for your packet of
tab Why so much?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
There's some people out there suggesting that maybe the price
has gone up there recently, and that means that the
price is gonna go up here soon, devastating.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Not is it because they're so popular and they know
if they put the price Because I know, I know
that a lot of places that were making like products
with chocolate in it had to make decisions because of
the Kawa shortage. Oh okay, yeah, remember, because it was
either Cabri or Whittakers like it was. It was like

(35:46):
affecting everyone.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
But surely tem Tams are made in the same factory
as the Australian tim Tamps.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
You know why same supply?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Why are the Aussies having to pay more?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
But it begs the question, you know, as a New Zealander,
what would you rather have a fable houses or affordable
tim Thames?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's a tough question. Would you rather be able to.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Fill up your car or fill up your pantry with
tim Thames? You know these are the These are the
priority questions that we need to be asking ourselves.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Someone just text through and they said it's because the
Aussies have sugar tacks on stuff. Is that a sugar tax? Ah,
well that's what the government wants. My waist sped now
changes everything.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
That means that their one colicious would be more expensives,
or the sweet treats their nerds rope would be more
expensive than our nerds rope.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
We should import sweet treats into Australia?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Should we do? Like a black Mark?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
How much stuff can you get in your bum? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I can at least a pack of.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Tim Tames I could get at least a bag of
times single coke.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
This is a survey that has been done asking two
thousand people about cheating, okay, and I have the results here,
and I thought we could go through them sure and
see how we feel about it. So, who would you
say is the more faithful generation out of millennials and

(37:17):
gen Z gen.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Zsh gen Z. It are quite fluid. Do they believe
in monogamy?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Who is the more faithful generation?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Gen Z have had less time to cheat, less opportunity,
So I'd say Millennials, oh, more faithful?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, gen Z correct, gen Z are the most faithful generation,
with only sixteen percent admitting they've cheated.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, give them time, they've had less time. Given time.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Millennials, twenty two percent admitted that they had cheated one
and five one in five. It says here. Almost one
in three of the peace people surveyed admitted to cheating
with a stranger. Well, twenty four percent said they were
unfaithful with an acquaintance, followed by twenty three percent who

(38:11):
said they cheated with a work colleague.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Wow, I thought, did you say one and three cheated
with a stranger?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
And so it's yeah, almost one in three.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
More likely to cheat with a stranger than with someone
you know.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Well, it's not what I would have thought. It's easier
to get away with, isn't it? Is it?

Speaker 12 (38:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Is it? That's what I would imagine, because you know,
let's say you cheat with an X or you cheat
with a work colleague.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
That may find you and tell your part.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
There's also some interesting stats on what people consider cheating. Okay,
so I thought we could go through the list, producers,
Do you want to wait in on this? Yep? Okay,
let's start from the top. Sending sixy pictures.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
To one another, to someone that's not your partner, yeah, cheating? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Eighty percent of females said yes. Yeah, sixty percent of
males cheating boys? What about an emotional affair?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Way way way back to the pictures? Cheating to send them?
Is it cheating to receive them?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yes, because you've put yourself in that situation?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Okay, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
What photos have you been received? I haven't, but if
someone sent it to me depends depends.

Speaker 14 (39:37):
There it's unsolicited, yeah, but they're not conversation.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
It probably if you don't want your grandma to see it.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I didn't even talk to her today. Could I just
screenshot of them so shoelater? Yeah, that was it an
emotional affair cheating? Yes or no?

Speaker 8 (39:56):
I would say yes, yeah, it's worse, it's not in it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Like if I found out my partner had hooked up
with someone for one night over having an emotional relationship
that went on for three months with no physical intimacy,
no physical intimacy, I would rather the one night that
would hurt me less and emotional like they have feelings

(40:20):
for each other, they've they've made up, flirted, they flirt,
they talk.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Okay, Yeah, I see what you're saying for.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Me, saying that's for me? What about keeping secrets from
your partner cheating or not cheating depends on the secrets.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
The secret that I slip with somebody, because that's cheating,
is the secret that.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
You spent five hundred dollars on a haircut.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
That's not cheating.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's I don't think that's cheating. What about flirting, I
don't like it. I don't mind it.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
It's not cheating depends what it is.

Speaker 8 (40:55):
I don't think it's cheating not cheating, but I think
it sits you up.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
If you're you're you're ice of life. No, a little
bit of flirting here and there's harmless landings. You you
know when it's bad, like flirting, you know when it's
wrong and it's okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 14 (41:12):
The question you have to ask yourself is would you
be fine with your partner flirting with someone else? Asking
I'm thinking if they were flirting with someone I'd never met,
I would feel more weird than if it's someone that
I know. Really, yeah, because Claudia is like, at least
at least if I know them, I can trap.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Was flirting with bre Oh that's fine, okay, all right, yeah,
it's fine. Just mean she has a good taste. Yeah,
I'll take it. And Claudia trust me, so it's all good.
What about Oh, this is an interesting one. What about
a little lappie at the club from a professional, from
a professional not cheap that you paid for, that you

(41:50):
paid for.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
It's not technically.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Like if you're going every weekend, but if you go
out for a bucks it's a bit of fun. It
was just a little leppie, Like, I wouldn't care only
paid half. I'd be like, there's the track.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
If there's a girl who's not a professional but she
gives you a lap dance because you're cheating with her,
pay her, and then it's not cheating cheating, it's not cheating.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
And that's it. That's terrible advice, giving terrible advice. Claudia
and Clint for majority of those we just went not really.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
In fact, I'm quite keen to try those things. There's
some quite birds. How gay is your family? Like they
all love Kylie, like all of them, Like, how gay
are they? There's this really cute video of these parents
talking about how they had triplets, triplet girls, and all

(42:49):
three girls are gay girls and they're all gay.

Speaker 14 (42:53):
One dresses like a boy, one is girly girly, and
one is in between the.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Thirties.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
They all come with their girlfriends and it's I don't
have any of the crap where you have to go
and play gold for play football.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
With an I love it. It's populous.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
The first time I listened to that, I thought the
mother said that awfully gay, but she I'm re listening
to it.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
She said, they're all three gay.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
They're all three gay, three gay. Someone the tics machine
has said fifty to fifty in our family. Okay, me,
I'm gay. I've got a sister that's gay, and then
two other sisters they're not gay. Fifty fifty four kids
too gay to not.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah, you know, we can all kinds of ticks come through,
like this tis here that says my mate's parents both
separated and then both the parents turned gay.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
So gay dad lesbian mum. Yep, we know how it works. Yeah,
but they're not related. Yeah that's so.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah, but they're not blood related, so they didn't turn
But still an interesting.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Story, So appreciate it. I appreciate you what we asked for.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
My daughter is gay, her cousin is also gay, and
two of my husband's cousins are gay.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
They're all on my husband's side of the family.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Trade. Seems like you're trying to palm off the blame
to the husband's side of the look. I think it
comes from the husband's side.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
He's got the gay jo.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I think that's where the gay jeans have come from.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
This person was to be anonymous.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Hi Anonymous, hy Anonymous.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Hello, we're trying to find New Zealand's gayest family. Could
you know them?

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Ill?

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Possibly?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Who is it? Anonymous?

Speaker 5 (44:29):
My sister is lesbian and with a lovely partner. Okay,
she's been by she was by really but is now.
But prior to this relationship, she had a baby with
a man. They were in a relationship, okay, and then
they split, obviously, and the father of my niece is

(44:53):
now gay and married to a man.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Stop. Oh so they were So they were in a
relationship together, they've had a child, then they've broken up,
and now she's with a woman and he's with a man.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yes, wow, thank you, Anon.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Must we appreciate it. I have to hold that call
to the same standard you held that text too. Though
they're not related, No, they're not related. Still a good story,
though still a great story, still a great We're still
looking for the gayest family. Ev is here, hi, ev hi,
ev hi hi. Is this your family that we're talking about?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yep, okay, give.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
It to us.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
So we have sex first cousins. So we have four
of us in my family fossil things and three on
the other side.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
That's okay.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
There's four boys and three girls. Every single girl is
bisexual or lesbian.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
The boys are all great.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
But every single girl in our generation of our family
is all gay, including my cousin's younger daughter has also
come out as bisexual.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
As well.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
Okay, single female with developed and mister generation. All of
us are by it.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
So it's something in the female jeans than Evah.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
Yeah, it's on the girl side of the family for sure.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
The nice thing about that is it would get easier
and easier for each member of the family to come
out as it went on, because.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
You know the one it's already yeah, yeah, the eyes.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Has been broken.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
It's but normalized within your family to be honest, to
be honest, It be harder for anybody else to come
out as straight now in that family, it would be
awkward for them.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
Cousin married a girl, and the other two of us
just went, oh well now the time, we just both
went to our parents and went, oh yeah, well that's too.
They might put us all on the list.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I like how it's just like putting your hand up.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah me too, Yeah, yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I like it very casual. Someone said, I'm gay, my
sister's by, my cousin on my dad's side is gay,
and my cousin on my mom's side is trans. Wow,
there you go, very rainbow. Fairly. It's a colorful family,
very colorful family. Someone else said, I'm a woman married
to a man. My eldest daughter is bisexual and my

(46:50):
youngest is a trans woman. There you go, that's pretty good.
We're looking for the most though, all my family you
started that.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I wasn't going to read it, but you did.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Someone said all my family of furries and they are gay,
myself included. Damn double whammy, big fairy gay family.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Are you born a fury though? Like when Lady Gaga
said I was born this way? Was she talking about
fairies as well?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Who knows?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
And when they say all my family, like how many?
Or is it your chosen family of furries?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Like how many? When you say all my family?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
No, only one in the very South African Afrikaans family
are gay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Just one? So that's that's not in contention.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I'm just chicking because I wouldn't want to do anybody
out of the title here.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I think I think we've got so. I think I
think it might be well, we don't know. We can't
give it to them because we don't know how many.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
My brother is gay, my first cousin male is gay,
and my uncle is gay. Family members have stopped talking
to these people, but I actually.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Them, Oh that's nice good on you. So wait, a brother,
a cousin, and an uncle and the family has stopped
talking to all of them.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Crazy that many people in your family can say hey,
this is the way we are, and you still you're
still willing to up.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
You know what you should do? That person there, even
if you're not gay, just say that you are so
then and then get other people that, even if they're
not gay, to say that they are, like a solidarity protest. Yeah,
and then the family won't be talking to anyone.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
And then you'll find out who the real problem is
and the family are, and.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
You get rid of them. It'd be way easy.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
You all stop talking to that member of the they're
the problem.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Well, there you go. That's fun.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
The people from Torpedo seven have been in touch and
there's a strong chance that we could be getting a
walking pad.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Torpedo seven. We love you, guys.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
We asked our boss Ross.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
He said no. He said no, he said, I don't
care about your well being or your fitness.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
And your heart health is not my concern.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Torpedo seven.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Though yeap came through it is there something they're coming through.
I don't want to again. I don't want to drink,
so yeah, I don't want to drink it. So, man,
our needs are going to look good next year, aren't they?
You thought this year was good?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Look Out? Do you watch out?

Speaker 12 (49:17):
Birthday?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Your birthday Bangers for Wednesday Number one songs when you
turn sixteen? Chelsea is going to go first Cyta Chelsea
by Chelsea Kyota. What's been the best thing about your day? Chelsea?

Speaker 7 (49:33):
Finishing work and getting home?

Speaker 11 (49:34):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
It's always the best part of every day. Absolutely, we
track pants.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
On yet not just yet, but that will be very
very shortly part of my day. Maybe that'll be the best.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard taking the bra off is
pretty good too.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Good, pretty good.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Release the Hounds.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Funny you said that, maybe we'll strap a for bra
on you.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I'll be up for it.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Hey, Chelsea, what is your birthday? The thirty February nineteen
ninety six? All right, that means you were sixteen and
twenty twelve. We've done the calculations and here's your birthday
banker tune. You know, Katie Perry part of me. What

(50:22):
do you think, Chelsea?

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Yeah, it's not a bad one.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
I mean it was definitely a banger of their twenty songs.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah, for sure, so great beat. It's got a great message.
No one of the overplayed Katy Perry's songs.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I know, Yeah, okay, okay, okay, Wait there, we're going
to do a birthday banger for Rosalie.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Hi, Rosalie, Hi, Rosalie Shelter Kilda. What's the best part
of your day.

Speaker 7 (50:44):
Seeing my kid smiles?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Oh? Sweet, Rosalie. What's your birthday? Mate?

Speaker 7 (50:50):
Twenty seventh of June eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
All right, that means you were sixteen in two thousand
and three and on that day in two thousand and three.
This was at the.

Speaker 11 (51:00):
Topic pre Emo singing it. You obviously like it. Roseley,
it's a good one.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I love it. Yeah, it's a banger.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
It was Emo before Emo was a thing.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, it's go.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Okay, wait there, we're going to do a banger. A
birthday banger for Samantha Hi.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Hi, Samantha Hi. What have you been up to today?

Speaker 7 (51:31):
Just at work?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Whereabouts do you work?

Speaker 7 (51:34):
Shampoo Plus from Johnsonville?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Oh, shout out Shampoo Plus.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
My dad's from Johnsonville.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Really small our bigg is or small is Johnsonville the.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Decent sized suburb outside of Wellington. Okay, outside of how
many would you say, Samantha.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
How many?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
How many people?

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Not many?

Speaker 10 (51:55):
Pretty small.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
It's a suburb. It's not a town.

Speaker 12 (51:58):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm sitting like a little town.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
A village, Johnson village, Samantha. What's your day of birth?

Speaker 7 (52:06):
Twenty November nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
A right, that means you were sixteen and twenty ten, Samantha,
in twenty fifth of November twenty ten. This was number one.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Rihanna and Drake what's my name?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Do you reckon? Sam?

Speaker 13 (52:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:27):
It's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
When everybody wanted Rihanna and Drake to end up together.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Yeah, I'm so glad she ended up with Asam. Yeah,
it worked out well. Happen.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Wait there, Sam, we're going to choose between Katy Perry,
Ivenescence and Brianna. I'm voting Evenocence. Rosalie and I are
the same age. I feel like we're in tune. I reckon,
that's the tune God?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Evanescence bring me to life. Rosalie. Yes, she's got good vibes.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Those kids smiles. Not the best part of your day anymore, Rose, Yes.

Speaker 13 (53:11):
I'm not gonna be on the radio then is jumping
right now?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
It's a birthday banger from three on ZIM free inklint
Tune and Clinton. So when we're a birthday banger for
Rosalie and her kids in the van, shout out, it's
from two thousand and three.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
It's Evanescence and bring Me to Life.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
As Rosalie said, the van must have been rocking.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I saw someone suggest that Amy Lee from Evanescence would
have been a great replacement singer for Chester from Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, it would have been awesome.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Earlier we were asking if we could find New Zealand's
gayest family.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Have you seen? Yes, you do it. I think we
found them.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
I think we found them.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
This might be the leader so far. If you can
top this, then we'd love to hear from you. Text
us on nine six nine six or bottom. We're accepting
of all. On the Brinklton Show, they texted and said
a bit delayed because I was driving. But my family
has seven gay slash by people. All my siblings are by.

(54:20):
My parents got divorced and married their same and married
same sex partners.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
That's seven people within the same immediate family.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
So all the siblings are filings. Five siblings are either
gay or bye, and then the parents also ended up
getting together with relationships. So that's the whole family. Can't
top it.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
The last one to come out would have been like,
I might as well.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yeah. The only way someone else can top that is
if they have a gay dog. If the whole family
is gay and the dogs, then you will be able
to take the throne over that family.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
The New Zealand's family absolutely forget dinner. Guess who's coming
to the Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
It's Susan paul Y. Hi. Hello, I like that in
chot our show just got one hundred percent more iconic
with you on it, So we thank you for gracing
us with your presence. Suzanne, You're quite welcome.

Speaker 10 (55:27):
And I've been listening to you guys, have you Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, what did you hear?

Speaker 10 (55:32):
Now?

Speaker 13 (55:32):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
You think incriminating?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
No, no, I like it.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Isn't that sweet? She told me off air, She said,
you know, after the show, because obviously you and I
spent a bit of time together, and she said, you
know what, I used to listen to another radio station
and now I've switched it over to you guys in
the afternoons. That is high praise. That is so great.
Thank you, Suzanne paul Is to show.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I'm picturing you listening to us in the limousine while
Anthony Ray is drying.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
And you're around.

Speaker 10 (56:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Hey, you have just completed your second round of celebrity
Treasure Island.

Speaker 14 (56:05):
I have.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Did you love it so much you had to go
back on?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (56:11):
And I'd go again, not the twenty years time? Oh my, Hike,
can you imagine.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
There'll be a lot of people switching off now that
you left the show. You know, you were one of
my all time favorites ever, Hike. You were there with
a plan, and the plan was to make fantastic television
and that's exactly what you did. Yeah. Do you feel
like you have any regrets or you loved your time?

Speaker 10 (56:35):
No, I've no regrets. I went in with the plan of,
you know, having fun and just doing my best and
you know, try and keep everybody motivated and happy. Because
I watched the show and the previous seasons, I think, God,
they take it also seriously, don't they. People are crying
and getting upset, and I'm like, I have a word
with yourself. Love It's just a TV show, you know

(56:57):
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Isn't it interesting watching it back? Like the stuff that
you didn't know what was going on in the background,
like Michelle pretending to cry but it was actually fake.

Speaker 10 (57:07):
Yeah, I know. Gosh, you can't trust anybody, can You.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Can't trust those actors, Susan. I know known that. What
was the hardest part about being on Celebrity Treasure Island.

Speaker 10 (57:17):
Probably the sleeping.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Yeah, it's the sleeping.

Speaker 10 (57:21):
I mean you're with strangers and they're quite close proximity.
You know, I use the word bed loosely. You know
it's a bed sack. Yeah, wood frame, wasn't it, Suzan?
So I did find it hard to sleep, and then
so you're exhausted the next day.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
That doesn't help.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Could at least let you take your own pillow?

Speaker 10 (57:41):
No, no, no, didn't take my pillow. No, you weren't
a loud gosh.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Fun fact about your sleeping, though, Suzanne, is when you
did manage to get to sleep. I have heard this
from other contestants. What were you doing when you were sleeping?

Speaker 10 (57:56):
They say, I'm talking, which just Showsha. My teacher when
I left school said you're never good to anything because there.
Anything you're good at is talking and now just look
at you loud now that's all I ever do, talk, talk, talk,
and now apparently are talking.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Misleap Hey, while we've got you here. You became so
well known for your infomercials and I thought you're off
the show now. But could we possibly get you to
do an infomercial to sell Celebrity Treasure Island as a show.
We've got a few details there if you want to
use any of that, but you can just make it up.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Okay, okay, Here it comes a live infomercial about Celebrity
Treasure Island from the Suzanne Paul.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 10 (58:46):
Yes, it's here at last, Celebrity Treasure Island eighteen larger
than life celebrities and some are larger than others, I
will say, And they're about to embark on an epic adventure. Oh,
it's to be such fun. There's going to be thousands
of luminous spheres.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
But wait, there's more.

Speaker 10 (59:06):
There's tears, there's laughter, there's drama, and that's just from
me and the goal.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
The goal is to.

Speaker 10 (59:13):
Win a staggering one hundred thousand for their charities. But
let's be honest, it's really just to get their faces
on TV and hope they can get some more work.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
So good luck with that everyone.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
Celebrity Treasure Island continues tonight seven point thirty on TV
and Seid two half an hour. Oh and you get
a free set of steak knives if you watch it.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
That is why you are the queen that has made
my whole year. Thank you so much, Susan.

Speaker 10 (59:44):
Oh you're easy, please, aren't you?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Grace?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
I love you so much. You're a gym. So is
there more?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Congratulations on your second roundom celebrityies rail and.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Than thank you for coming in. Than hav a big guard.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Great to see you.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Rainbows Ind have announced that they are bringing back the Pirate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Ship, finally a win for the twenty twenties. It was
arguably the best ride at Rainbows End.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I believe no shade of the Motion Master, Lot Glume,
gold Rush or Corkscrew.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
What about the Yeah, the log Flume. I think it's
my favorite. Some people enjoy the Stratosphere, some people enjoy that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Giant drop thingy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Oh yes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
For me, it's always been about the Pirate Ship, and
in twenty seventeen they got rid of it. They said
they had to get rid of the Pirate Ship because
they couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Get parts for it anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
It was four forty years old, and the company that
built the Pirate Ship stopped making replacement parts for it.
So they're like, we can't repair it, so we can't
keep it, so the Pirate Ship has to go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
That's wild.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Well, the company that makes the Pirate Ship parts is
back in business, and so the Pirate Ship is back
in business.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
So they just put the Pirate Ship into storage.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I thought that, Yeah, no, they are producing a near
exact replica of the original Pirate Ship.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Wait till it's a new one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
It's a new one, but it will operate exactly the
same as the original rembers in Parateship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
It'll seat fifty people. To be honest, not a bad
idea to upgrade the the theme park ride, the forty
year old theme park ride.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
You say that, but I think classics should remain classic.
I don't want the new Pirate Ship to be safer.
I don't want the new pirate Ship to be smoother.
I think the element of danger was always part of
the fun on the Pirate Ship. The Parroateship was always
one ride that you didn't have to meet certain height
requirements for that's always a plus, you know, so kids
could go on there. It just had a simple lap

(01:01:35):
bar situation that came down. You weren't harnessed in. You
just had a little thing pressing down on your legs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
And that's what That was the thrill.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Yeah, that was the thrill. You really felt that your
life was in your hands.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
You look down as the pirate ship went up, and
it went up to seventy degrees and you could see
that the thing propelling you was like two car tires
that were spinning around. And as the pirate ship went past,
HM sent the pirate ship up the other way. I
don't even know if it had breaks, the pirate ship.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
It had to have had breaks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I don't know surely, but I'm hoping the original is true.
The new one is true to the original.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
I think they'll keep it pretty similar.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
And it's a little bit shonky. That's what I want.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Okay, when they install it, we need to go ride it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Yes, yes, we do. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Twenty twenty five, should we write a new pirate ship
will be in operation at rainbows In.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
If you like it so much, you would ride it
for twenty four hours straight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if I could.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I feel like we'll be on there with every other
radio station doing twenty four hours on the weeke it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Last radio station station on the ship wins.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Okay, now I'm into it. Should we actually the challenge?

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Yeah we should. Let's put it out to any radio station,
any radio show that wants to take part. Yeah, who
thinks they can go the distance?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
It's start calling radio stations tomorrow and see if they
keep for the Great Pirate Ship comm king.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Okay, I'm into this now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
See now it's a competition.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
We have to select our strongest stomach to go on
the parate shop. That's the end of the Brian Clinch Show.
Thanks for a fun one, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
There's a billboard near my house that says, honk if
you want great Gracey Abram tickets, And I've been honking
and I got no tickets. Who put the billboarder? I
don't know, And I look like an idiot because I've
been honking every time I go past.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
As Gracie Abrams coming to New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, yeah she is, Yeah she announced it recently. Okay, yeah,
crazy Abrams. I wonder when it is yet it's like
a real billboard or.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Is it just like a sign that someone's painted.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
No, it's huge. It's like a huge billboard. Is it?
Is it in billboard? No?

Speaker 14 (01:03:44):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
And it doesn't really have any like branding on it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
As to good on you for honking, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
No one else is honking. It's just me. Do you
want Gracy Abrams ticket?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yes, okay, that's what I'm honking because I feel like
but then you kind of person who would honk no
matter what it said. It's like hunger for your horny
and you're like, well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I wouldn't honk, like everything you know wouldn't. I wouldn't honk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I feel like I because I'd want to be a
part of it, Like the air of messing out would
get to me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Yeah, Like, I wouldn't honk if it was a billboard
being like, you know it's okay to be casually racist.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Yeah, well you know why because it didn't say honk
in that Yeah, God Jay said if it said honk,
if it's okay to best, I wouldn't honk. Okay, I
wouldn't Okay, Well that's that's the test. Yeah, that's the yes,
produce a claude.

Speaker 14 (01:04:37):
I learned a fact about this that might not be
a fact because I haven't fact checked it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Sure make sure you said on the radio. Perfect.

Speaker 14 (01:04:43):
Apparently, the whole late honk of your horney it's supposed
to be a deterrent because like they don't you don't
want to honk. You don't want people to think that
about you. So if there's a sticker on the back,
it's just like, you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Know, I don't honk it, don't hank it, don't honk
a me.

Speaker 14 (01:04:56):
Yeah, so all honking. Therefore, it was like, oh, they're
not mad at me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Just horning. Ah, let's changed my whole perspective on it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Holy hell, I don't know if that's actually what it is,
Like it's embarrassing to be horned.

Speaker 14 (01:05:10):
Yeah, oh my god, you've just blow my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Yes, you're one hundred percent right, that's exactly what it is.
But I've never thought that. Mike how says, honk. If
you're a honky and I've been honking, we're not friends
with him. I'll be honking have a grand on everybody
seen

Speaker 16 (01:05:29):
Him instance, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays for three on
set him, sit him,