September 19, 2024 • 8 mins
Our Grandmas were weirdly similar, and is changing your chewing gum flavour a sign of growing up?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey everybody, welcome to the Bran Clint after party where
I revealed earlier something that now that I think about it,
maybe gross. Is it gross that I came to work
today and I might have conjunctivitis?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It is contagious? Yeah, conjunctivius is contagious, is it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's very contagious.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well what should I have done? Should I have worn goggles?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, as long as you're not touching your eye and
then touching everything?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, are you well? Not intentionally? But remember
that movie Contagion? Remember that?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And they revealed which came out before the Global Panini,
but they revealed how often human beings touched their face.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Like, isn't it like twenty something times a minute?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You get the number? How many times are minutes?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's a lot a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I feel like my hand is constantly on my face,
touch it once and I never let it go.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
How many times do you touch your face? Twenty three
times an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
On an hour?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is that all?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, that's a fair, that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I feel like that we touch our face about twenty
three times an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And then think about how often men touch their penises
and then they're in between touching their penises, they touch
their face.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And then how many times? Why touch penises?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Why do you guys just touch your penises all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's comforting, it's not even a six. It's not even
a sexual thing.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No, I know, I know that it's not. But you
guys always touching it, like, leave it alone.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Five hundred and fifty two times a day, that's how
much you touch your face. That's heaps.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
There's quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's heaps. Five hundred and fifty two times a day.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Is how many times you've touched your scaby eyes and
then touched everything in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It probably is not how many times?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Be sure you don't have pink eye?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
That's what I see? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Do are you tell me?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You could have to get too close?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You'll get it too pink eyes contage.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Just do you know on an average day, your hands
will come into direct contact with about fifteen penises from
touching door handles and handrails and things like that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, because you guys always touching it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Sorry, sorry, indirect contact with fifteen.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I have this good friend who I worked with a lot,
and he'd do this weird thing where he flickies dick
all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, yeah, I like to leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You mean flick it like flick it. It was obviously like
I don't know, like stop touching it, compulsive.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It was like itchy or who the fuck knows, I
don't know. Conjunct devitus is highly contagious. Wash your hands
after interacting with anyone who has the infection.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Don't share. I don't know if I've got it.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Don't share potential infected items like wash cloth to well obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, well there goes the family wash cloth.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
The family wash cloth washes are gross. What do you
call him? A flannel planel washer?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
A flannel? I don't use one, but I hate it.
I think like scrubbing all the skin off my face.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's is that what you use a flannel for?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Wash my face? Not using it to wash my behind,
which some people do.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I just don't use them.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, well, don't need to get a loofer.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, you should get a glove. No glove is good.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I find them too intimate.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You can get into all the nooks and crannies.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Myself pretending to be Michael Jackson in the shower.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Minutes. Have you build a queen? Okay, do you guys,
if I do this, do you recognize it?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Have you ever ever felt like this when strange things happen?
Are we going Around the Twist country roam? You guys
didn't have?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That show had.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Something in me, but I don't know what it was, Scooby.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It was cool.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It was a show called Round the Twist and it
was about a family, like not a cartoon, like an
actual show, a family that lived in a lighthouse and
weird shit happened, and it was like a really cool
kid show that it was actually really like, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, I don't remember that Around the Twist.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
The Aussies or no, everyone and all the kids in Australia.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We do have play school. Yeah, yeah, you would have
had your own play school in play school too?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah we had different play schools.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wait? Who were your main characters.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Here?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We definitely didn't have money.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
We had none, right, which sounds like it could have
been an Aboriginal name, right.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
She wasn't We had Belinda.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't really remember the characters. I just know that
we had Moneu on there.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
God watched so much playschool original play school Open the look.
Did you guys have little Little Ted and Big Ted?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Don't heard of him.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What do you mean? Yes, yeah, you guys have Jemima
the doll.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, she was on play school, wasn't she?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes? Are the redhead?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
She had dark hair.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Too young for it, I guess yeah. I want to
run something by you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I want to leave.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Is this a sign of growing up? I've changed my
chewing gum flavor?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I saw that today.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
How long have you been chewing chewing the chewing gum previously?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I've always had the same flavor, Like, it's not the type.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What are you a regular gummer?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, a regular pippermint girl. Always.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's really good for your teeth.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I feel like it makes some fuzzier, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No, it is really good for your teeth and gum health,
is it?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yes, sugar free gum obviously not like not sugar filled gum.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
But do you ask any dentist.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Someone told me that chewing gum is bad for your
gut because you when you chew, you produce saliva, which
goes down to your stomach, and that's a precursor to food.
So your stomach thinks food is coming, so it starts
producing stomach acid to deal with the incoming food. But
the food never comes. I don't think so, okay, must
be wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
The dentist always says your mouth, you're right, does produce
a live but that's why it's good for your teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You go, what's old gum? New gum?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Old gum? Peppermint? Always peppermint. This is the extra oney kind.
I've changed it, which I feel like is not a
sign of growing up, it's a sign growing down. I'm
now on the bubble mint.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh yeah, you've as like it. You should be going.
You should be going to spearmint as you get older.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
My name used to chew p K, which juicy fruit. Yeah,
that's what my name is.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, but they had false teeth, so y weren't going
to rot.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
If you leave them in the glass of water overnight.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, should we go?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
They those two gums we just mentioned, full of sugar?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, a blue pe cake.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, my nan always had that.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
She was a smoker. Yeah, God, that reminds me. That's
so funny. Your name was the exact same.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Used to keep down her bra Yes, and peggets a peak. Yes,
she had massive hooters, did she? There's lots of room
down there. My name had to keep a pig on
her cleavage.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Dress my name when she took us to the local
pool had huge tatars and then she'd have this one
piece wee.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
My name was cool, so she would like get in
the pool with us. Yeah, and then she so I
reckon she was. She wasn't like a big woman. She
was like a size fourteen. And then she got bow
cancer and went through all that and then had like
a part of her stuff whatever removed, and then lost
heaps of white like because of that, and she was
like a size six. And then she used to tell
(08:05):
everyone that she'd always been a size sick. And we
were like, waites, man, what about this photo of you?
She goes, that's not me, that's not me, That is
not me, that's someone else.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Don't take me see he goes tomorrow by.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You on Instan, Facebook, talk
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And live weekdays for three on
The ZIM Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey everybody, welcome to the Bran Clint after party where
I revealed earlier something that now that I think about it,
maybe gross. Is it gross that I came to work
today and I might have conjunctivitis?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It is contagious? Yeah, conjunctivius is contagious, is it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's very contagious.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well what should I have done? Should I have worn goggles?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, as long as you're not touching your eye and
then touching everything?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, are you well? Not intentionally? But remember
that movie Contagion? Remember that?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And they revealed which came out before the Global Panini,
but they revealed how often human beings touched their face.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Like, isn't it like twenty something times a minute?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You get the number? How many times are minutes?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's a lot a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I feel like my hand is constantly on my face,
touch it once and I never let it go.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
How many times do you touch your face? Twenty three
times an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
On an hour?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is that all?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, that's a fair, that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I feel like that we touch our face about twenty
three times an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And then think about how often men touch their penises
and then they're in between touching their penises, they touch
their face.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And then how many times? Why touch penises?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Why do you guys just touch your penises all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's comforting, it's not even a six. It's not even
a sexual thing.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No, I know, I know that it's not. But you
guys always touching it, like, leave it alone.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Five hundred and fifty two times a day, that's how
much you touch your face. That's heaps.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
There's quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's heaps. Five hundred and fifty two times a day.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Is how many times you've touched your scaby eyes and
then touched everything in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It probably is not how many times?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Be sure you don't have pink eye?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
That's what I see? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Do are you tell me?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You could have to get too close?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You'll get it too pink eyes contage.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Just do you know on an average day, your hands
will come into direct contact with about fifteen penises from
touching door handles and handrails and things like that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, because you guys always touching it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Sorry, sorry, indirect contact with fifteen.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I have this good friend who I worked with a lot,
and he'd do this weird thing where he flickies dick
all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, yeah, I like to leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You mean flick it like flick it. It was obviously like
I don't know, like stop touching it, compulsive.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It was like itchy or who the fuck knows, I
don't know. Conjunct devitus is highly contagious. Wash your hands
after interacting with anyone who has the infection.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Don't share. I don't know if I've got it.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Don't share potential infected items like wash cloth to well obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, well there goes the family wash cloth.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
The family wash cloth washes are gross. What do you
call him? A flannel planel washer?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
A flannel? I don't use one, but I hate it.
I think like scrubbing all the skin off my face.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's is that what you use a flannel for?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Wash my face? Not using it to wash my behind,
which some people do.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I just don't use them.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, well, don't need to get a loofer.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, you should get a glove. No glove is good.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I find them too intimate.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You can get into all the nooks and crannies.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Myself pretending to be Michael Jackson in the shower.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Minutes. Have you build a queen? Okay, do you guys,
if I do this, do you recognize it?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Have you ever ever felt like this when strange things happen?
Are we going Around the Twist country roam? You guys
didn't have?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That show had.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Something in me, but I don't know what it was, Scooby.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It was cool.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It was a show called Round the Twist and it
was about a family, like not a cartoon, like an
actual show, a family that lived in a lighthouse and
weird shit happened, and it was like a really cool
kid show that it was actually really like, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, I don't remember that Around the Twist.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
The Aussies or no, everyone and all the kids in Australia.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We do have play school. Yeah, yeah, you would have
had your own play school in play school too?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah we had different play schools.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wait? Who were your main characters.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Here?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We definitely didn't have money.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
We had none, right, which sounds like it could have
been an Aboriginal name, right.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
She wasn't We had Belinda.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't really remember the characters. I just know that
we had Moneu on there.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
God watched so much playschool original play school Open the look.
Did you guys have little Little Ted and Big Ted?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Don't heard of him.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What do you mean? Yes, yeah, you guys have Jemima
the doll.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, she was on play school, wasn't she?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes? Are the redhead?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
She had dark hair.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Too young for it, I guess yeah. I want to
run something by you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I want to leave.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Is this a sign of growing up? I've changed my
chewing gum flavor?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I saw that today.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
How long have you been chewing chewing the chewing gum previously?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I've always had the same flavor, Like, it's not the type.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What are you a regular gummer?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, a regular pippermint girl. Always.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's really good for your teeth.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I feel like it makes some fuzzier, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No, it is really good for your teeth and gum health,
is it?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yes, sugar free gum obviously not like not sugar filled gum.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
But do you ask any dentist.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Someone told me that chewing gum is bad for your
gut because you when you chew, you produce saliva, which
goes down to your stomach, and that's a precursor to food.
So your stomach thinks food is coming, so it starts
producing stomach acid to deal with the incoming food. But
the food never comes. I don't think so, okay, must
be wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
The dentist always says your mouth, you're right, does produce
a live but that's why it's good for your teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You go, what's old gum? New gum?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Old gum? Peppermint? Always peppermint. This is the extra oney kind.
I've changed it, which I feel like is not a
sign of growing up, it's a sign growing down. I'm
now on the bubble mint.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh yeah, you've as like it. You should be going.
You should be going to spearmint as you get older.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
My name used to chew p K, which juicy fruit. Yeah,
that's what my name is.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, but they had false teeth, so y weren't going
to rot.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
If you leave them in the glass of water overnight.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, should we go?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
They those two gums we just mentioned, full of sugar?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, a blue pe cake.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, my nan always had that.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
She was a smoker. Yeah, God, that reminds me. That's
so funny. Your name was the exact same.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Used to keep down her bra Yes, and peggets a peak. Yes,
she had massive hooters, did she? There's lots of room
down there. My name had to keep a pig on
her cleavage.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Dress my name when she took us to the local
pool had huge tatars and then she'd have this one
piece wee.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
My name was cool, so she would like get in
the pool with us. Yeah, and then she so I
reckon she was. She wasn't like a big woman. She
was like a size fourteen. And then she got bow
cancer and went through all that and then had like
a part of her stuff whatever removed, and then lost
heaps of white like because of that, and she was
like a size six. And then she used to tell
(08:05):
everyone that she'd always been a size sick. And we
were like, waites, man, what about this photo of you?
She goes, that's not me, that's not me, That is
not me, that's someone else.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Don't take me see he goes tomorrow by.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You on Instan, Facebook, talk
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And live weekdays for three on
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