ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th September 2024

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Zitim Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Sidiums Brian Clint Saved like a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
From nine nine nine and now coming.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
To you.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Studio New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
It's three.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Everybody just tried to karate each other a piece of
lemon at flooring and we think she might have broken
her hand.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I think I've broken my hand, all my wrists.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's the most dude broke thing I've seen you do.
There's some flooring samples here for something completely unrelated, and
Brie Claudia was like, I'm gonna take these home and
make an art installation out of them, and Bri goes, no, man, let.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Me karate chop one.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I really didn't, I aspect. I really believed. Yeah, okay,
look I'm readily. I really believed I.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Could do it, and I mean I haven't seen karate kid,
but I think that's half of it, right, believing that
you can do it, Naky.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's all up here, and now the pain's all in here.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You with the floppy bit of the hand, I think
you've got to use the butt of the hand.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, I went straight wrist.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah it sounded bad, and I hit Colaudia in.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
The bro Audio took the full impact.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Are you okay?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
I really thought you were going to break it, so
I was holding it really tight, kind of bent to
like have my palm embracing it.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, my hand back.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
But I'm fine.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Well, a CEC, if you're listening, I have a feeling,
have a feeling of claims on the way.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
How did your accident happen?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Karate chop, karate chop gone wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I really feel like I've been, you know, maturing and
getting smarter, and then I go and do something.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Like that big show on the way. It's a tailor Tuesday.
Listen to me carefully, everybody. I'm about to unblock the
phone lines, but not for the Taylor Swift competition. Okay,
I'll do your deal. Do your deal. We'll play Taylor
Swift song and three songs time, yes, but not right now.
We need some clear air to play Trady versus lady.
So we need a lady and a trader. You who

(02:07):
want to play with us to call one hundred dollars
at him when I unblock these phones.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Now, if you're calling for Taylor Swift right now, we'll
block your number.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I know you're excited.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
We won't, but we will threaten that we will. We
can do it.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Let's just check it. People have got the message.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Hello, is it in? Hello?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Are you there?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
No way?

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Oh my god, make it through?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
You called? What are you calling for?

Speaker 7 (02:36):
Anything?

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Literally, just trying to get through.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, she's smart, she's good.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, give me wait there, wait there, wait there, producers
will talk to you.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Trady verse lady. Oh, one hundred dollars at.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Him, Yes, fifty dollars cash is what we're playing for
right now.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Don't call for.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
The Taylor Swift stuff yet, because I've told you three songs.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
There's only four points in Trady verse, lady. The lady's
are still up. If you're keen to play, let's go
free in Clint time for a round of Trady versus Lady.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
It's treaty versus leady. Here we go the trades and
the ladies. Like Clint said earlier, not much in it.
Seventy eight to the trades. Ladies are on eighty two.
Go to our lady first. She's calling from fifty younger.
She's twenty seven years old and she owns her own

(03:26):
small business. Welcome to the show, Amy, Hi, Amy, Hey,
give it a shout out, Amy, Hey, a shout out?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, your business? What's your small business's name? Who are
you going to shout out? How will you shouting out?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Oh? My god, here Teresa, what's your business?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Amy?

Speaker 6 (03:54):
It's nice?

Speaker 8 (03:56):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Fun fact? Amy?

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Did you know Treasure Island was filmed there in your
little town earlier this year?

Speaker 9 (04:03):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Actually, we got away with it secrets.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
I did know that we did the lion and the wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I forget it's named.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Nannia Crazy their film Treasure on there. And you didn't
see Briant the four Square buying vape pods?

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Oh no, what if a semester?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Probably I was at Smitty's though for karaoke, not on Thursdays.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Right, you're taking our training from christ Roots today.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
They're thirty one years old and they're ripping the trades
for their partner.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Who's the builder? Welcome to the show, Holly.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hi, HOLLEENO.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Hello, Hello, So.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Your partner's a builder? Did you say? Does that come
in handy?

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Well, you know, they never really do anything.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
You want them to do.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I have heard the rumors, but they don't want to
work on the weekend or something.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Rumors are not rumors.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, you go all right, Holly, your buzz's trading. Now
let's go with names today. Actually, it's going to be easy, Holly, Amy,
those are your buzzers. First of three, when's the game?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Good luck?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Here we go, guys.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Question number one, which Ozzie singer had a huge hit
with the song perdum per Dame last year.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Holly, Yes, Holly, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Ky banger banger, absolute tune, ross BOSSI. We weren't allowed
to play it because we had to make more room
for Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Wizard.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Kylie is an icon of goes no more Taylor Taylor. Ah,
but it's an absolute tune. Well done, Holly. One to
the trades. Question number two, which famous actress appears in
Sabrina Carpeter's Taste music video? Is it Emma Watson, Emma
Roberts or Jenna or Tager?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Amy, Amy, Jenne?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Nice work, well done, We're all tied up one apiece here.
Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song? It's her day today, Holly.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Is Taylor Swift?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
It's not the Taylor Swift song, So don't call now
what Two to the trades.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
One of the ladies.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
You need this one Amy to stay in at question
number four. Hello Holly, Holly, Holly's there, Holly, you just
won by default.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Let's see if she would have got it. What spooky
occasion is coming up in October? Holly?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Anyway, congratulations, we got fifty bucks coming your way. That's
when for the trades, and there are only three behind.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well done, Holly, well done.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I saw this story about this seventeen year old kid
who apparently refused refused to cut his hair for years.
Is seventeen seventeen, and his hair looked terrible.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Did it?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
It was like you know where they like comb it
from the middle and then it kind of goes all
the way down and then it flicks at the end.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh, kind of like a mop. Yeah, a mop, yeah,
I know what you mean.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Horrendous.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Some people pull it off. Not him.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
It was just real ratty and it looked like it
needed a cut. And apparently his parents had asked.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Him over and over and over again.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
And it wasn't until they bribed him with something that
he went and got his hair.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Cun't take a listen.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
I don't like my hair, but my family side they
wanted to have to run with a PSI just a coat.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
So you're gonna get a PS five with this coat? Yes,
pretty much. How old are you brought I'm seventeen. You're seventeen. Dang,
you know, like in your haircut, you want to the
fresh friend of girls.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I knew it was going to be a PERS five.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I knew, sign me up. I'd cut my hair in
a second.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Kid smart because he knows it's the only bargaining trip
that he's got. Because there's a seventeen year old. There's
not much that you have that your parents want. There's
in his case, looking your parents, sorting your parents.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Out, tidy in your room, wearing deodorant.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Wearing deodorant, and getting good grades.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Having a shower regularly.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Okay, there's a few things.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, and if you're willing to hold out on them,
you can get where you want.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh, there is.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
I would do a lot of things for a PS five,
Like a lot of things. Imagine a seventeen year old
who's not getting a haircut for a PS five.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
That's that's easy money.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Easy money.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah, every seventeen year old would be getting a haircut
for a peer.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
The parents have blown their load too early. With the
PS five too, that no where to go now and
he knows the game now.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Like a car is the only place to go, but
that's kind of way way more expensive.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, did your parents have a bride like that?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
He's he's like thirty two, and they're like, we need
you to move out of home. And he's like, well,
buy me a house. Yep, you know the deal. Buy
me a house.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Brought me that PS five, you brought me the car?
Did your parents?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
My mum offered me, this is going to carbondate me.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
When I say this out loud.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I got hit worse. My mom said, if I got
dix worse. My mom said, if I got into the
Acceleerate class, and this is because I.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Wanted it too. I was a real nerd.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
If I got into the accelerate class, which is like
the top achieving class at school, she said, what do
you want? I said, I want a Pager Dick Smith.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Absolute nerd, Absolute nerd.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I got into the accelerate class. Who wanted to get
around to getting it? And the next year cell phones
became accessible and I was like, can if I get
into accelerate class again, you reckon?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
You get upgrade it to a cell phone. Nope, Why
would any teenager want a pager?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
You know why I wanted it because the doctors on
Shorten Street had them. That's why I wanted one.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
And were you a doctor?

Speaker 9 (09:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
But no, it makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Makes no sense at all. Did your parents bribe you?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
I'm a kid that lived on a farm. Bribed me
with a motorbike.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Damn for years.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
So for a year I reckon a good six years motivate.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
He promised to get me a motorbike for six years
if you did what I did work on the farm
with him that he never paid me for because he's like, oh,
well you get your motorbike.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I did all kinds of jobs for him.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Oh, he used to bribe me with a motorbike because
he used to coach our soccer team.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh you do a bit of soccer, you can have
a motorbike.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Do you score three goals in this game? You get
your motorbike. You know, all kinds of things. And then
my mum also bribed me, but it was with animals, okay,
because I was animal obsessed.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I still am.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
And so I really really wanted a family of ducks.
I really badly wanted a family of ducks, and my
mum bribed me, bribed me with the ducks.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Where do you get a family of ducks?

Speaker 5 (10:52):
No, you just go down to the local creek. Get
some ducks from the local creek.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Did you ever get your motorbike or family of I did.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
I got my motorbike like six years later, did you yeap,
So I would have been like twelve, and I've been
begging for it since I was six. No, lie, and
then my ducks only took about a year.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
To get your ducks in a row.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Got my ducks in yeah, got my ducks in a row?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Perfect?

Speaker 8 (11:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Oh, one hundred dollars tax nine six nine.

Speaker 9 (11:17):
Sex.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
We want to know the thing that your parents bribed
you with? What did you ask for? What did they
offer up?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Did it work? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
What's the thing that you that you got bribed with?

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Maybe you're in the midst of a bribe right now.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Right now, free inklent bribes given, bribes received for things
that you should have just been doing as a child,
but your parents had to bribe you.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Someone takes through and said, I bribed my twenty two
year old daughter with fifty dollars for every month she
could go without vaping.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
She took on the.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Challenge for the money and then realized she likes how
she feels since quitting vaping, so its remained vape free
and I never paid her a cent. She's almost twenty
four now and is still vate free and I.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Still have a full wallet.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Isn't that the best? That's awesome?

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Everyone wins, Yeah, everyone wins in that situation.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
We were talking about the seventeen year old who had
to be bribed with a PS five to cut us here. Yes,
and someone has tison. Thanks a lot, guys for saying
that on here about not getting a haircut unless he
got a PS five. My five year old just said
to me, I'm not getting a haircut till you buy
me a PS five.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Well, looks like you're going to have a man bun.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, and we've given you a simple solution. Yeah, PS five.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
PS five.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, you know what you have to do? PS five,
PS five. They've got the PS five slim now.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Once you give the PS five too, you're in charge
of the controllers. And then anytime you need something done,
another haircut, something like.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
That, bribe keeps on, the bribe.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
That keeps on giving. Yeah, yes, you can control your child.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Lay a crazy amount of money first, but then when
you've got it, good to go. What's your bribe? That's
talk to Isaac Hey, Isaac Hey, Isaac Hider.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Did you get bribed?

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, I got bribed. I got I got bribed if
I am well, for one, if I did like house chores, yes,
and then the other one was well, I did dancing competitions,
so like I wanted dance competition. They bribed me with
be Bucks Fortnite.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh, V Bucks, oh, v bus.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
How much would you get for a win? Isaac?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh, well, you wouldn't win any money for winning, but
I guess I won be Bucks.

Speaker 9 (13:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
But yeah, but how much? How much V Bucks would
they give you for a win?

Speaker 9 (13:32):
About?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Like forty bucks?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
That's pretty good?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, not bad? Okay, thanks Isaac.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Someone said I was diagnosed with type one diabetes when
I was nine. I refuse to do my injections, and
my mom told me she should buy me my first
big mac if I did it.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Hell, yeah, that's a good bribe.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Someone else said my bribe was that I really wanted
snowboarding lessons but didn't want to pay for it. I
came from a family of ski skiers. So I used
to do ski races. Said if I came in top ten,
she would pay for my snowboarding lessons.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I came in eleventh and I never got them.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Oh that's scouting.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
My kids have been told by their great grandparents that
if they become a doctor when they're adults, they'll give
them a car. That's good from the great grandparents because
there's no guarantee they'll still be alive to have to
follow through with the bribe, and that's a great bride.
Those dumb kids might become a doctor for nothing, for
no reason.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
So the only reason I did ten years of study
was to get a car.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Now I'm a stupid doctor. Amy's here, Hi Amy, Hi Amy.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Hey guys, how are you mate?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
What did your parents bribe you with?

Speaker 6 (14:41):
So when Eve when I was flour girl for my
dad's best friend's wedding, and he said to me, if
I got up and did the speech about one night
Harry got drunk and rode my tricycle home, yeah, I'd
take me to her around the park. They never took me,
but I gave that much grief that they took me
for my twenty first birthday.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
You're kidding. Eventually he had to make good.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
It was thirteen years later though.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
How old are you now, Amy?

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Oh yeah, I'm old now.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I was going to say, someone knows is a runner
park still good?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Runda Park's still good. We actually took my daughter there
last year.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
So they still put you in the cage trailer and
drive you out into the line enclosure.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Ah, I'm not literally sure we didn't do that. Modest
scared a two year old a little bit.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
To make your daughter do that, you got to go
to a random park.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Good question, bri Just give it.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Two year old.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Thanks, am appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I use my son's PS five to win every argument,
to get every job done in the house, and for
punishment as well.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
It works a treat, the gift that keeps on.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Maybe you should.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Receive a PS five from the government when your child
is born so that we can it's a subsidy. Yeah,
so we can raise obedient children.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Ye idea.

Speaker 9 (16:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Someone else ticks through and said, when I was twelve,
my parents bribed me with an iPhone six to play
netball because I was tall. Oh she's going to be
she's going to be in the silver ferns one day.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Know yourself, know you're worth, get your bribes everybody. I
have had a big package drive and I thought i'd
bring it quit long open with you. I think this
is the thing that I talked to you guys about
last week.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Awkward if it's something else you've borted and then you
open it on air.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Awkward if it's like a meter long Yeah, something ken,
I don't really buy that kind of stuff though, But.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
What do you mean you don't really buy that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I don't buy that stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Have you have you got an account at Wild Secrets?

Speaker 8 (16:43):
To you?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Well, that would be my wild secret.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Have you ever bought something from Wild Secrets? No?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Look at me, I'm a vanilla man with a mustache.
Get the gun by the mustache, says different. This is
more exciting than anything they sell a Wild Secrets. If
it is what I think it is, if it is
what I effort, is what I think it is, it's
my flamethrower.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Look it arrived. That is usuly terrifying.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, there's a small bit of assembly. I've got to
attach the hose to them.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
How is that going to throw flames? There's no gas
bottle or anything.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
So this you attached to your barbecue gas bottle, to
the LPG bottle, which means it's portable.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
You're you're attaching that to the gay community, the.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Lgbt Q I plus bottle. Yeah, and then just here
ignites the that's for igniting that, and then that there
is the trigger.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's a wait, so you attach it just to the
barbecue bottle.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, how long does it take to I wonder how
much flame it gives you?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
A great question.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
There's a little knob here that you can increase the flame.
What will decrease the flame?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (17:54):
The crazy No, you got a question?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Why did you buy a flame throw for ever? Everyone
listening that may have not heard. The first time we
talked about for.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Gardening, for weeds, for like weeds that grow through cobblestones.
But I saw another application for it that you can
actually use these two strip paint off like the side
of your house.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
I would suggest not putting a flame thrower to the
side of your house, but that's just me In terms
of safety, I think just stick to your weeds and stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
The crazy thing about these how much would you pay
for a flamethrower?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
I think I feel like I want to pay a
bit knowing that it's safety checked.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's good, good consideration. This was seventy five bucks from
Dick Smith. Seventy five dollars. I guess, well, Elle's quite
disappointed that I didn't bring the guest bottle and to
try it at work.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
But I feel like that's like next level. Yeah, that's
like go to HR type situation.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
If we wouldn't have really fine, if you didn't take
my eyebrows off, I wouldn't have dobbed.

Speaker 10 (19:02):
Really, can I come in and try it?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Mate? I bought a taser into work one day.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Oh yeah, that's right. We bought the black market taser
in LA.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
We were in LA, though, so I could argue legal.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
We bought CBD and tasers different. Yes, I qu you
can come in here and you can touch it now. Yeah, impressive.
I'm quite I'm quite happy with us.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
I have a question, see her, look to my little friend, question, does.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Your wife know about this?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
No, that's why I got it delivered to work. But
she will be happy.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Nah, she'll be happy if the gardening is done. She
is going to ban this in three seconds from her.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
She's gone off the rector.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, are you right there? God, We're about to have
an Alisha Keys moment in here.

Speaker 10 (19:59):
This girl is on failure, Free and Close.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
No one has more tickets to see Hoody and the
Blowfish live than z M.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Right here on the Brianklin Show.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
When you hear a Hoody song, the first to call
eight hundred dials at him.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
We're sitting you to the end of the Hoody and
the Blowfish airs to her.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yep, there's many errors to get through.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
There's cuttlefish, blowfish, jellyfish, sluggerfish.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Suggerfish, flying fish.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Jessic goes on forever fish and chips swordfish.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I want to know, what's your forever show, the show
that you always watch. It's always there, keep coming back
to it, you know.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, your emotional support show, I call it.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Someone said, I watch every Miranda episode over and over
and over again in Belly Laugh in the same place
as every good time.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
That show is very funny.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
She was fantastic because you can just watch it from
any episode.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
It's quite on TV one. You just check it on
and it's just that she is. That whole cast is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, that they should make more of that show.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Someone else just said my three are Buffy Castle Castel.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Not sure.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I don't know what that show is in Ship's Great,
same as you.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Clinton, not the Castle the movie.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Nah, just says no. Someone else said a lot a
lot of Big Bang Theory.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, so you don't want to accept Big Bang Theory
is one of those shows. But for a lot of
people it's their friends.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
If someone were to I'd rather, I'd rather be water
boarded than have to watch Big Bang Theory reruns.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
We can sit that up, you can.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
We can have a TV and a plank and just
like a board with a sack.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
I'd but rather be waterboarded than have to watch Big
Bag Theory.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Someone's comfort shows, They said, Star Trek, Nicked Generation, Star
Trek Voyager, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Battle Galactica.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I sense the theme.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
The remake, not the original. Good to specify.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
That was that show where they walked through that.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Big Stargate SG Onegate. That's that show scared the Jesus
out to be the guy with the thing on his Yeah. Yeah,
someone'say Mcloud's Daughters, What a glassa such a good show?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
What a glasser?

Speaker 5 (22:30):
I'm pretty sure Michelle Langston, who's on. This season of
Treasure Island was on Mcloud's Daughters.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
TV three recently set up an Outrageous Fortune channel, I believe.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
And it was just the entire Outrageous Fortune plus the
spin offs. Yeah, remember they did the did the one
after and the one before. I forget what they were called,
but yeah with Antonio Pribble.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Did Munta get his own spin off?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Nobody should, he's shure of I know he did. It's
the Georgia Van Breakfast Show. Someone said, my all time
favorite show is Outlander. I could watch that and only
that forever.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
It's a heavy watch. Yeah, there's a lot there.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Emotional support shows. Angel on the phone, Hi Angel, Hi Angel, Hey,
what's your show?

Speaker 7 (23:16):
So my show is it's gonna sound very chartish. That's
SpongeBob Watch the Sungebob over and over again. And I
just just said my wizard teeth taken out yesday and
it popped on my Facebook feed. So I ended up
watching most episodes while staying in bed. But that's my
number one show I could watch over and over again.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Are you Wolverine?

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Did you say you had your wisdom teeth taken out
yesterday and you sound this good?

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Wow, power of SpongeBob all four teeth?

Speaker 7 (23:46):
No true? I had so other taken a couple of
years ago, so it's nice.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Last time I needed Angel.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Did you get into SpongeBob as a child or an adult?

Speaker 7 (23:55):
I did as a child.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Who's your favorite? Who's your favorite character?

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Asked me that it's going to be a hard one.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Chips as I love them all, but I it's gotta
be SpongeBob.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Okay, well before you go, we need a classic SpongeBob laugh.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Pretty good? Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
She wasn't a fake fan? Hem Hi, Emma, Hi, yours
are good?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
What are your emotional support shows that you're always watching?

Speaker 6 (24:23):
I've watched Crazy about three times from the beginning.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's a lot. There's a lot of episodes of Too.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Isn't it still going? Emma?

Speaker 5 (24:32):
It?

Speaker 6 (24:32):
Anybody is so slow at giving you a new episode?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I just watch from the beginning waiting for a new episode.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Who's the hottest character ever to walk on to Gray's Anatomy?

Speaker 8 (24:42):
And probably met Day?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
They have made twenty seasons of Gray's Anatomy.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, it's still gone down. How many times has that
hospital exploded.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
They literally put a new face onto like eight different people.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
And yours just sad The Good Wife Emma as well.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Yeah, I love The Good Wife, but I took it
off Netflix, so I only got to watch it about twice.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm going to force you to illegally download it. Thanks Emma,
we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Some goodies here.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Someone said, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yep, that's pretty that
scared me. That show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, love Missus
Brown's Boys classic.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
That is a classic.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Someone else said, oh, this is one for me as well,
Like I always put this on Laura and order is
for you.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
There's twenty six seasons of that.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I feel like the criteria for these always shows there
has to be lots of episodes. Yeah, I feel like
there has to be like a minimum of six seasons. Yeah,
great that you can binge so yeah. Lots of Brooklyn
ninety nine, lots of two and a half means.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Someone said that their show is Mash.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh, Mash was a big show.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I was forced to watch.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
That show at my NaN's house every afternoon after school.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I've never seen it. I know what it is. I've
never seen an episode of like I.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Get it had its time and play it.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Does it hold up?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh, let's say the graphics are the best, but we'll
see it.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Let's get classical classic cool.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's us Ella trying to figure out who can peck
these pop songs in classical style. Feeling like it's been
pretty even recently.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, I think I think we've gone toe to toe.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
It's Banella's game for a long time. Then she hit
the skids. We came back.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I think you won last week, though, fair and square.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Did you see what she just did when you said
it's been pretty even? And she goes.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Off like I literally just said even. I didn't even
say we were better.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, we did win four games in a row. Though, No,
you didn't.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
You won twice in her own.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Definitely three, definitely three. Right, it doesn't matter. But we're
not counting. We're not counting a new game.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
We're playing for people on the text machine who have
texted Brian Clint or Ella to nine six nine sex
and Claudia's in Chad.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
So Claudia, please take it away.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Hello, we all know the rules. Make sure if you
buzz in to answer that you have the artist's name
and the name of the song, buzz in and answer
really quickly. Okay, all right, yes ma'am, I'm good luck.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Everyone.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
First person to two points will take home the one
hair is your first song?

Speaker 10 (27:20):
Ella, Ella, Now this is a funny one.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I'm going to go fast card.

Speaker 10 (27:26):
Clan little that was a fast card Tracy.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Chapman or Luke Holme's bonus points.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I'm going to rip that mustacheof do that again? I
talk about my private No this one.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
No, she got that fear and squire.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
I honestly I was going to take either answer, but
that was the.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Tracy Chapman version.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Would you have accepted Jonas Blue?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, you had too slow?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
All right one, no, good luck.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Here's another one. Crazy Ella.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Got that we all had.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
We all had a.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
You could hear you could hear the reaction speeds by
age and la then bring and then closed and Ross.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Boss is about to buzzer.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Now no, Ross has already been guess Ross, put your
hand down, Barren square, Congratulations, well done. That's easy. Humility,
Allow boys, do you feel that that's the feeling of
being humbled? We should play monopoly together.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
That would go down well. I couldn't stand that. We
want to keep working together.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
We'd have to play online. I couldn't be in the
same room as you.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Be scared.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Do not watch the Brian Clin Instagram story if you
don't want to see us attempt to moonwalk.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
That's all I'll say. Yeah, it's very yeah, just don't
watch it.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
It's very icky. It's very ikey.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Although if you've got a crush on one of us
and you need that remedied, then go watch it, and
go and watch it.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Go watch it. I will sort you out.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
That crush will be decimated.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Look, if you didn't hear this last week, I bought
this new game to the table, which I was calling
if they weren't famous, they'd be in my league, which
is essentially the idea that you bring a famous person
to the table and you take fame out of it,

(29:45):
you believe that they would then be in your leave.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
About the star power, yes, just about the fame, the money,
the stylists, all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
All that the normal me. Yep, they work at chimnyst Warehouse.
Could you get them?

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Could you get them? Last week to recap who do
we say? You said? Katy Perry, Ella said.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Andrew Garfield would be in her league.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Claudia said Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I believe it, and I feel like she showed us.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
We were like, nah, bro, you're deluded. This is the
guy who chose Katy Perry. But Claudia showed us some
photos of Norman, Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 10 (30:22):
That looks like everyone that works the coffee jop down
the road.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Like, yeah, he's just a guy. He looks like he goes.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
He looks like he trades games at EB games games. Yeah,
and said Kate Winslet.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Kate Winslet I stand by it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I think we refined this. I think we all understand
it a little bit better. Yes, I think we should
give it another guy.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I think we should give it another cracks. Who's confident
about my game?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Okay, Okay, my name is Clinton Roberts. And I believe
if they weren't famous, Rachel McAdams would be in my league.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Wait, I need to I always need to look, so
I need to look. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
But also, isn't she like.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
You're gonna say, like girl next door?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, gosh, she is very Isn't that part of Rachel
mcadam's appeal She's very attractive, that she's kind of the
every girl?

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Okay, I have it.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I have it.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Okay, I feel like I've got three nose. But that's fine, Ella,
you go next. No, no, no, we have to vote, sorry, Okay,
Rachel McAdams, No, no, I'll give you a yes.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Yeah, because she's only because she's like, she's not famous,
she's forty five.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Remember remember part of the game was at the age
they're at now.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, said make them old and desperate.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
I reckon she'd work in marketing. Looking at her marketing.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Move on from me. Okay, too much, causing too much
on me?

Speaker 10 (31:51):
Okay, Ella, I think I would be able to hook.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Up with.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
If they weren't famous.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Florence Pugh.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I think, like Lawrence Pugh, that's smoke show, you say,
Florence in the Machine.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Lawrence Pugh is one of the hottest women on this planet,
and I do think my wit and charm and my
hotness would be able to get her.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Oh, she looks like she would be cool even if
she wasn't fair.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
She's very attractive, cool.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
She looks like she would, you know, go to like
alternative festivals where there's only like twelve hundred people.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Yeah, Ring, Yeah, I think you could do it, though
I'm taking all the money gay.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
If we voted her, I'd have to say no.

Speaker 10 (32:32):
Oh, I'd say yes, only she's a little bit older
than Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I know you gave me a yes, but no, she's
twenty eight.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
And yeah if she was, if.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
She was your age, she'd be dating like a guy
who had like a vintage motorbike shop n G.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
One hundred exactly, which was all.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Which was also a coffee shop.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (32:52):
Yeah, I want to go to Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Improve you all wrong corner.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
We've gone from Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah, and I'm shooting for the stars if they weren't famous.
One of the greatest football players of all time. Cristiano Ronaldo.

Speaker 10 (33:07):
Holy hell, random.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
He wouldn't have had his teeth done.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
He wouldn't have his teeth, he wouldn't have the lovely
hair he probably is, like I feel like he does
his eyebrows. God, you addresses really well. I feel like
if you took all of that away, he's just a guy.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
God.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
We have learned in this game already that Claudia loves
to put herself forth in the batting lineup.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Because she is swinging for the fence.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I'm just googled young Cristiano Ronaldo. The guy is an
absolute smoke show. He's so attractive.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Oh my god, Claudia, I love you.

Speaker 10 (33:42):
Have you seen him before? He got his teeth done.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
He got his mouth closed in these pictures, So.

Speaker 10 (33:47):
Look up, young Ronaldo he is.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I love you, but no, I'd have to.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Say no, that's a pity.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yes, but.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Sorry, I still have Ryan Goslin.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
You still have you will always have Ryan Gosling. Okay, okay,
look I have chosen someone.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
I watched him in the movie this week, and I
was thinking about this game, and I thought, if they
weren't famous, I feel like our personalities.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Would align similar kind of vibes. Tom Hardy, who the
heck is that hound?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
You know how I said before, Tom Tom Hardy?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
You know how I said before that Florence Pugh would
date a guy who had a vintage motorbike shop which
was also a coffee shop. Tom Hardy would be the guy.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Hear me out, he's forty seven. I'm way younger, way younger.
He I think would like a funny woman.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Okay, does he? I don't know what's his trick record?

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Tom Hardy pass girlfriends, let's see.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
But he's not famous though.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
This guy, you know, he's probably got He's probably working
in a trade.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
You know.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
He comes over to fix my pipe, so to speak.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
He's a man with a van.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, a man with a van. We get talking. He's
a plumber.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Even if he wasn't famous, I feel like I wouldn't
want this man doing trading work at my house because
for fear that he would steal my wife. You know,
I feel like he would still be so attractive.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
I think, I think you can't look past like the
fact that he his fame, like he would be a plumber,
just a down to earth bloke just looking to make.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
An honest living. He comes over our eyes, met I help.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Him the toilet.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Okay, you guys vote, and then I will vote because
I've got a very specific reason to no.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Claudia, Yes, Tom, Tom hard you know why? I think? Yes?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
You know what, wait one before you make it a
picture of him without a beard.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
He's incredibly attractive.

Speaker 10 (36:08):
No, what what are you looking at?

Speaker 8 (36:10):
Am?

Speaker 10 (36:10):
I looking at the right guy?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Bella doesn't find men who are older than twenty four attractive.
You know why you could get him because you're so
passionate about it. If you're like a dog with a bone,
like listening to you you would wear him down.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
So it's a yes. It's a yes.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Wait wait, I think one final factor. How tall is
Tom Hardy?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh goodness, if you're taller than.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
To send to me it's taller.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Then I changed my vote to know.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
In laws can be tricky, can't they? You know people
are always like they can be.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Feels like a loaded statement. It's not on a treatment.
My own laws are listening. I love my in laws.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Why are you winking at me? No, you know what
I mean. In laws can be tricky.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
I'm not saying all in laws, but there is certain
in laws.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
What do they say?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
You choose your partner. You don't get to choose in
the family that they come with. Some in laws are amazedtastic.
Others are horrible, And normally it comes down to, you know,
they probably don't think you're good enough for their child
A big part of it, or there's probably more background
as well.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
But this mother in law doesn't sound like a mother
in law I would particularly want.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
A woman has posted.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Online where she was fuming about this. So recently she
has gotten married to this woman's son, who she says
she loves very much. They've got an amazing relationship. He's
very kind, courteous, He's a lovely man. Anyway, they've been
married for a little while and apparently the mother in

(37:54):
law has shared a list with her new daughter in law,
a list that she entitled ways you can be a
better wife. So this is what was on the list.
You want to hear the list? Yeah, Lisa's daily routine
for becoming a better wife an alarm at five am

(38:16):
to get up and start preparing breakfast, which should always
be eggs, toast, bacon, and freshly brewed coffee. All of
this should be ready on the table by five thirty am.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Jim.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
From six am to seven am, keep in shape, no excuse.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Her go to the gym. Yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
From seven point thirty to nine thirty is when the
wife should clean the whole house from top to bottom,
including vacuuming, dusting, and mopping the floors. Laundry must be
done daily and folded by ten am. Once all the
cleaning has been done, you have to prepare lunch for
your husband if he's at home, Otherwise you should make
it for him the night before so he can take.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It to work.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
When your beloved does finish for the day, dinner should
be on the table, no late than six thirty pm,
a fresh home cooked meal.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Every day, no takeout aloud.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
It then says that the house should be quiet by
nine pm so the husband can have some extra time
to relax, and that your bedtime is ten pm so
you can get ready for the next early start the
next day.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
This is not real life. That can't be.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
That is just Imagine if your mother in law handed
that to you.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
You'd be like, you're joking, right, You're a.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Joking right, are you seriously handing me an hour by
hour schedule?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
You'd be passed off and scared a little bit, but
you would go to your husband and hope that he
thinks it's ridiculous too. You can't imagine if you were like,
you won't believe what your mum just gave me, and
you show them the lest and he's seems reasonable, He's, oh, good,
you got the list, Thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
You'll be like, who if I'm married.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Thank goodness, I've I'm so hungry, I haven't had breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Cook for me and it's five thirty three am.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Since we're at mum's house at Christmas.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
In laws can say outrageous things, they can.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
You would need your partner to seriously have your back
in that situation.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
You'd hope, so, yeah, because and normally that can be
the breakdown of a relationship.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, if they're not ready
to choose you over their mummy.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah then yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
We thought we could throw it out there on eight
hundred dials at M. You can remain anonymous, but we
want to know what was the outrageous thing that an
in law said to you?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Money an X in law? But what was the outrageous
thing that they said to you?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
We're mainly looking for the mother in law, aren't We
could be anyone could be. Anyone could be anyone.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Text them to nine six ninety six, or you can
call us on eight hundred dials at M.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
What's the outrageous thing that in law said to you?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Completely out of line? Thing should never have been said.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
How dare they? What did in laws say to you
that was really out of line?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Some of these messages are just not okay, crazy and
I reckon. All of these things were said quietly and
in a way that made you feel if you were
to tell your partner about it, they deny it.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
They'd go she's babe, she's crazy.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I would never say I love her. I would never
say that to her.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Someone text through and said, after my husband had an
affair for two years, during and after the birth of
our child, I finally found out. My mother in law said, well,
these things happen, and there is no reason for you
to leave.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Sounds like it sounds like it might have happened to mum.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, you know, and then maybe the son has seen it,
and it's it's like a learned It's like a learned behavior.
Son would never not to psychoanalyze the situation. My mother
in law, when I yelled at her for feeding my
three month old beer, said but the mold is good
for her. I replied, yeah, but the alcohol isn't. Geez,

(42:14):
Scott's here, Good day, Scott, Hi.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
Scott, Kida guys, every Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Happy Tuesday, mate. What did the in laws say to
you that was inappropriate?

Speaker 9 (42:23):
The in laws and my parents were standing outside the
church on our wedding day, beats on how long the
marriage would last.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
For cadding Scott.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
No, no, the two sides of the family.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Did you hear it or did someone tell you about it?

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Here? I was told about it after and it went
from one said well, hey we're at the church. That's
a good start, so to about twelve months.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
So yeah, did any of them get close?

Speaker 9 (42:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Who won?

Speaker 9 (42:53):
Well we actually got to three months before our twenty
fifth wedding anniversary before my wife fell in love and.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Shut Upcott.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Can you imagine the in laws and your parents going,
who had twenty five years?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
God, no one.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Would have saw that coming, your poor thing, Scott. No,
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (43:19):
Well, hey, life's too sure.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's too short exactly, mate, you got to move on.
I just eat.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Far out, But can I just say, Scott plot twist?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah that was a Yeah, that was a real plot.
You've got that energy about you, Scott. Appreciate you calling through.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Someone said, my mother in law sent us a text.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
She she sick my partner and she said, I will
not be staying with you unless your partner has a
personality change. She can have the personality change, she's not
welcome at my house.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I said, she can do one far out.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Someone else ticks through and said, my mother in law said,
aren't you a wee bit old to be having a
first baby?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Don't you think.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
I was twenty nine, that her son always hold on
then her son always did like them with Oh, then
she said, my son always does like them with extra
junk in the trunk. Also, she calls me the she
devil who stole her son.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
She is so jealous, so jealous, she is so jealous
of you, And there would be some Freudian psychology where
she is she's like in love.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
With her son.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Yeah, some weird relationship like her son is the man
that she wants, or she wants the son to be
the man that she never had, or something like.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
The worst one is, aren't you a wee bit old
to be having a baby?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
What's the wind there? Do you want the grandkid?

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Or not? Like? What an a.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Whole thing to say to someone, like shut up.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
My ex mother in law told me that she would
find my husband a better wife.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I was still married to him at the time, and
she said it to me while we were married. I
can find him a hot wife.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
That's so rude, that's so unbelievably rude. Someone else said.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
My mother in law gave me anti wrinkle cream for
my first family Christmas present.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I was twenty three. I would have thrown that cream
right back in her face.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Anonymous, Good afternoon.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Welcome to the Brian Clint Show. I, Anonymous, tell us
my friend was where it racked up?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Oh it makes me so angry.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
My father in law of thirty years, he's been telling
me for about twenty five years that I'm overweight. Every
time I see him he makes a comment. But the
funny thing is he is rather large.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I was gonna say, okay, so he shouldn't be throwing stones.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Then no, he shouldn't be throwing stones those for that matter.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Stone's okay. Have you told your partner that he does this?

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (45:59):
Yeah, he just ignored them.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
You don't want your partner to go and say.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
No. I just don't want him tuning slowly into him.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
That's yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
What kind of comments? Do you remember any of them? Anonymous?

Speaker 8 (46:14):
One of them was quite a few years ago. We
stopped for lunch and I said to him, do you
need anythinks? Do you want any lunch? And he said no,
I don't, and you certainly don't need any.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Oh my god, I want to. I want to punch
that guy right, and he's tracky Anonymous.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Anonymous, Anonymous put him put him in the cheapest retirement home.
Like find one with the ship.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Food and like be like, don't worry, they'll put you
on a diet here those pounds.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Will just slip right off.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Your sorry about.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Somebody just hanging can't even be read out. They are
that bad.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
So it's so crazy. How it makes you grateful? Yeah,
some in laws can be. It makes you grateful when
you have really good in laws. Oh yeah, like it's
like a sick and family for sure. It can be
such differnely the case for me, it can be such
an amazing thing, like you can gain a whole new
family and it's beautiful and it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
But some people.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Taylor Swift songs coming up, don't call for that. Right now,
they're about to throw the lines open for a birthday bang.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Free Inclint birthday, birthday.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Birthday bang of time. Oh no, I've got to throat bubble,
you know, allowed to get rid of it on the show.
You just have to sit through it.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
You sing for us.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Wi everybody on the house.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
How my mom lands right, it's still there, It's still there?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Can you hear mildly?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
And now it's gone there it goes. Wow, that was
a big one.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
C IAV.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Getting distracted, like I m at work or anything.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
How was your day, Abby?

Speaker 6 (47:59):
It's been pretty good.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
How about you going?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah pretty good? Are you finished for the day?

Speaker 7 (48:04):
No, I'm hiding up the back.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Good to hear.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Where do you work?

Speaker 9 (48:08):
Abby?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Where are you hiding?

Speaker 6 (48:10):
I'm at a vit clinic.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Oh you guys work long hours.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Yeah, it's a longer day for me today.

Speaker 8 (48:17):
Sorry, but yeah, no, I thought i'd.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Clinic. The dog will sniff you out. Yep, they'll find it.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Hebby.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Give us your day to birth. Let's do your birthday banger.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
The twelfth of December two thousand.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
All right, that means you were sixteen, Abbey and twenty
sixteen on the twelfth of December twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
This was at the top back girl, there's a real crowd, small.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Black beetles. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
The mannequin challenge, remember.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
That, Abbey of Bague.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Yeah right, what a one hit one man?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Are you disappointed with that?

Speaker 6 (48:56):
I would be there, but it's not there.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, okay, it could be worse. Look, advice is famous
for something else. Yeah, okay, all right, race stream and
wait there, let's do a birthday banger for Bailey. Who's
doing dad's birthday being a good day.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Bailey, my Bailey. Hello, how old are you Bailey?

Speaker 4 (49:13):
I'm twelve?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
And how old dad?

Speaker 5 (49:16):
He is?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Thirty one?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Thirty one?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
There you go?

Speaker 5 (49:19):
All right, Well dad qualifies. And I want to know
what dad's birthday is.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
My dad's birthday is a chance of August nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Perfect Bailey.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
That means your dad was sixteen and two thousand and eight.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
And here's his birthday banker.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Cherry vintage Katie Perry.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
His dad remember that one, Bailey?

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yes? Is it a thumbs up or thumbs down?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Okay? Thanks Berry.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Wait there, let's do Julie's bit their banger. Hi, Julie, Julie, Hey.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Guys, time listeners this, I'm cooling.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Water second jewels water seconds? Are you saucy beings? Jewels?
What's taking you so long?

Speaker 8 (50:09):
We were waiting for Taylor Swift, but then we're like,
we'll muzzling now now.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I love it, love to hear it.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Well, while't you here, Julie, Let's do your birthday bang?
And what is your day to birth twenty eighth for
January nineteen eighty two?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
A right?

Speaker 5 (50:21):
That means you were sixteen and nineteen ninety eight and Julie,
sit back and relax.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Here's your birthday bang.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
And this just.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Sounds Rob Thomas and the Matchbox twenties begins a bag.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
It's a bang of jewels.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
I know well, I thought Kati Perry would be hard
to beat, but I reckon met top twenty.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I think you might have it. Jewels. You got my vote,
you got my vote. Oh you got all the votes, Julie.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Julie, was a good time to call.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
You've just one birthday bank and congratulations bloody.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Legend jewels, and good luck for getting us the car here.

Speaker 10 (50:59):
That's how excited we listen every week after indoorbar.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
Was that my girls?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
That's so cool. Shout out to you and the girl,
to Cooper and Lauren, there, all the kids. The whole
game's here in Brin Clint Sawyer's Brian clint.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
In Brian Clinton, the winner of Matchbox twenty, The winner
of birthday Banger is Matchbox twenty for Julie.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
That was number one in January nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Our good god, Rob Thomas used to wear a low
cut pair of jeans.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Didn't he did?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
He yeap low cut, very low cut, like a low
rise jean.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
But I just remember him being Yeah, like I just
remember Bush.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Really, yeah, are you thinking of Rob Thomas or Anastasia
st I'm thinking of Rob Domas.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
He had Bush out, Like I just that's what when
I think of Rob Thomas.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Rob Thomas's pubes protruded over his trousers.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
So I just remember him on Rob Thomas.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I do not remember that thousands Yeah, just google Rob
Thomas pubes.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Am I thinking of Brian Adams even then?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Really, I just remember him wearing a like very low
cut jeans.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
You're not thinking of like Steven Tyler or something like that,
or like the lead singer of Lead Zipplin.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
No, No, I know the difference. I know the difference.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
It was Rob Rob. Yeah, okay, well you find that picture.
I'll get it printed out as a poster for you
to hang in your house.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Hell yeah, put it up into my toilet.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I would expect nothing less.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
I have come up with a little game that I'm
calling I Guess the fandoms. It's gonna put your guys
music knowledge to the test, but really hone in on
what musicians or not just musicians. It can be actors,
it can be any famous person what their fandoms call themselves. So,

(53:10):
for example, Taylor Swifts exactly, Charlie pooth poothonats I think
Pothians poohs the Pothians. Okay, let's see who knows their
fandoms the most. Let's kick it off with whose fandom

(53:33):
calls themselves?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
How are we answering? We buzzing in or do we
just yell out the answer?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Buzz in?

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Whose fandom calls themselves the Little Monster? Lady correct?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
It is Lady Gaga. Was start off with an easy one.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
What about the Smilers, Cletson, Miley Cyrus? It is Miley
Cyrus the fandom.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
What about.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
The Barbs, Yes, yes, Clint barb fans. No, not Barbars fans,
Clint Barbes.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yes, oh no, I know the answers.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
I was going to say Rienna because she's from Barbados,
but no, oh.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
That's good thought.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
You know what the Rihannas are a the Riienna Navy
are they?

Speaker 9 (54:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I don't know why. I think because she was in
that battleship movie.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah it could be that was the biggest thing she's
done in her career.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
A big movie.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Yeah, big movie, it's huge.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
No, it's NICKI Minaje.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Ah, it might be Barbie.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
And Roman when she used to do those characters.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
What about the Lisbians, Clint, it is Lizz that's such
a cool one, the Lisbians.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
What about the lovers?

Speaker 10 (54:55):
Yes, niall horror?

Speaker 9 (54:57):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
What I was going to say? For love?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Hewart, well done? Who's that from the lovers?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Who just always is like Aukland is for lovers every
time he's in a different place, this place, it's for lovers.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Who are the fandom?

Speaker 5 (55:11):
The Black Stars, Ella Black Pink the great guess, but
no Clint, Yes, my chemical romance.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
That's another great guest, But no Claude, you want.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
To have guess Ella? It's yeah nineteen Simony? No, what's
the think punk female? It's another great guess. It's actually
Abril Levine? Okay, yeah, the Black Stars are Abril Levine.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
What about the leaders?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
What about the Blinks?

Speaker 5 (55:46):
No, it's no Claudia Black.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
It is Black Pink. Nice work.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
What about the hooligans Clint, yes, hooligan hifts Claudia, No.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
Holy.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Fantastic? What was it again? It's actually Bruno Mars What well, that's.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Fandom call themselves the hooligans. What about the avatar.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Pretending you've got a fandom Bruno.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
About the moon, the avatars, the avatars, cold Play, no avatars.

Speaker 10 (56:23):
I would have said Avril Levine, but that's.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Yeah, it makes sense when I say it. It's an
It is a niche one. It's Jim Cameron, Ava Max. Okay,
let's go for some bigger ones. You should know these.
The Bardi Gang, Barty Gang, Bardi Gang.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
You should know this one.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Clinton, Yes, Bad Baby Bad Bobie.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
No Cardi b What about the fighters who fighters? Aloo Fighters, No,
the Fighter Priscida Aguilera's fandom.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Picks Clint.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yes, fans of Taylor Swift, but only the Lover album.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
It's Debbie Levado.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Last one whose fandom is called animals, Glass.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Animals, Clint neon animals.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
You should you all should.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Get had she had an animal, she had an album
called Cannibals.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
I'm gonna have to give it to.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
L Sorry, eat or what.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
It's good?

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Thank you, Clint.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Have a great night, everybody. We'll get you guys back
tomorrow on The Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
But by

Speaker 5 (57:47):
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