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September 26, 2024 59 mins
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  • Are you eating in bed? 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiTm Podcast Network zidims Brian Clint, Save Like a
Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from nine nine.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
And now coming to you from Them Studiosland, New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's free. Shouldn't really say Auckland? And this shouldn't it?
Aren't we told? Because there're a network radio show, We're
meant to make it sound like we could be broadcasting
from anywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
What are you talking about? I'm an in Vcago exactly.
I'm in insert town where you're listening to this? Yeah,
just been down at the octagon.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Sorry, I'm actually in Graymouth? Are you?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
How is Greymouth running? It's pretty gloomy, classic Graymouth.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Classic gray Mouth. That's why they call it gray Mouth.
Whereabouts are you?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm Underneena at the octogon. I'm ka tire Damn you
get around.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's fire down here. It's my favorite hot sauce, kait
tire fire.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I can't get.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Enough of the stuff. Yeah, well I put it on everything.
As a kit local, I imagine it is your fai mate.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I live and breathe it. Kaititi is strong, k Kaha Kaite.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Tyre, briand Clet your friendly local radio show. This afternoon
fun show coming up for you guys today. Let's rip
into Trady versus Lady. First, the ladies pushed it back
of fractions and the gap is widened again to four
points for the ladies. We're getting closer and closer to
the end of the year, though, so you never know
who's going to take this out. I love that it
goes down to the travers.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Lady makes it interesting, keeps it fresh.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
So let's do it right now. Eight hundred dials at m.
We need two people to play free in Clint.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Let's go with the trades and the ladies have been
douk it out all year.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
We've been keeping score.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
The trades on seventy nine wins, the ladies on eighty three.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I went for the ladies yesterday. We're going to Auckland
to meet our lady today. She's twenty five. She's got
nine siblings. That means she's one of ten. Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Jenna, Hi, Jenna, Hello.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
What's the hardest thing about having nine siblings?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
I would stay sharing absolutely everything.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Is that a mixed blended family or not? Ten kids
all from the same two people?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Nope, that's all from the same two people. Woah, that's
a lot of kids.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
And what religion is your family?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
We eightiest.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Actually there's even more interesting. God, that's true love. That's
true love. Your parents love each other.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You're taking on our trading today from Hamilton thirty eight
and they are a train driver.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Welcome to the show. Scott's Hi, Scott, no good, thank you.
We'd love to hear your best train impression please.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
We believe you now, I believe if you're a real
train driver. But now we believe you. Story checks out. Yeah, yeah,
and I think would have made it.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Bet it would have been a check a chick ch.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
See.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
You wouldn't know that unless he was a train driver.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Scotty, your buzzes, Trady, Jinna your buzzes, Lady. The first
one of you to give us three correct answers will
win fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Question number one. A rulian is a shade of what color? Yes,
Scott people, Oh good, guess I.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Mean it's great.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes, Jenna, you want to have a crack, Helen, I
think that might have been sur Rulian is a shade
of blue, but or Rulian is a shade of yellow?

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Right? Is it a crystal?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't think so, right, I don't think so. Okay,
no points there. Question number two what character have both
gle Close and Emma Stone both played in a Disney film? Yes, Scott,
Nice Scottie, well done, you're on the board with one.
Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me

(04:13):
who sings this song?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Got just got in there?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Over you, Jenna Kesha it is Kesher. Well done, Jenny,
you need this one to stay in it. Question number four,
what is an eppelator machine used for?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yes, Jenna pulling hairs out?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Nice work, Well done, you've kept yourself in it. Here
comes question number five, which sport is associated with the
acronym FIFA? Lady, we say, Jenna just got in Well,
we're all tied up.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Here we go. This is for the win.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Question number six, where would you find the world famous
leaning tower? O?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Scott? For the Win's correct?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
And you don't see a better game of trading versus
lady than that one right there.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
But on both of you, Scott, you get the winte
fifty backs coming your way.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Trade Ig Closer whereas Scott he likes to say.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yes, Clint, look not to.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Get sentimental, guys, but everyone, come in, brien Clint show,
Come on in, producers, Clint, everyone's here, we've been.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
We have been doing this show for six years.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
We've been doing this show for six years, and it's
been the best six years ever.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Right, I'm not leaving. Get over it.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I've listened to a number of radio breaks before with
a person where the person is announcing, and that is
exactly how every single one of them begins.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Do you think I would do that to you, guys,
where I wouldn't tell you beforehand.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Of course, we don't know why you're leaving. Maybe you
hate us and you do want to tell us on
the radio.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I tell you, guys beforehand. No, I'm not leaving.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
So there might be some disappointed people to learn that,
But move on.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'm staying.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
But yeah, six years we've been doing this show, and
what a right it's been. And look, every year past,
every year for the past, I want to say three years,
I have gotten the show something for the anniversary. Look,

(06:49):
I'm not angry that you guys never get me anything.
I'm not I'm not even you know I'm not resentful
about it, but I did literally got your citizenship.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
But okay, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I did miss this year's anniversary, which is in July.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
We both did.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
We both missed it, but I didn't miss it by mistake.
I missed it on purpose because I've been planning something
and building towards something for months, but the stars didn't
a line where it could obviously be in July. But essentially,
normally I do a little song, I write some lyrics,

(07:26):
and I've done a bunch of different things. But this
year might be the best year ever, and I will
say I think it makes up for it being a
few months late.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Last year a Navy and that was pretty good, very good.
Navy's was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
It was really good.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I also like the guy off Fiver that you paid
to just sing it for us.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I thought he was very good too. He was very
good as well.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
This year I have got in touch with a global superstar,
a country musician, Taylor Swift from New Zealand. You might
know her as Kayleie Bell Boots and All? Do we
have a little Bit of Boots and All? The song

(08:10):
Can you find a little bit of Boots and All?
I messaged her months and months ago, and she's so
busy traveling the globe and she's touring and she's doing
that and doing this and doing that. Eventually the stars
did a line.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
But we've got a bit of the Boots and All songs.
It's a very catchy song. She's awesome, She's amazing.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
What I've done, I've sat down and I've rewritten. I've
rewritten the lyrics to this song, Boots and All, and
it's got a little bit of flavor in there. It's
got a bit of Clinton there, it's got a bit
of Claudia in there, it's got a bit of Ella
in there. So, without further ado, here is the anniversary
song for six years on air with Brien Clinton, Kaylee Bell,

(08:57):
Boots and all.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
Two idiots on the Year Waves. Six years. What a
hell of a ride. You better strap in because there's
a lot of things we don't get right. Brown I
produced to Ellen and Clinn Lost the five with the
pole pre beat the world redcord for stickingmestics up her nose.
They're two one hinge millienials.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
Brief and Clinn.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Haven't hadn't seen any movies.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
That's something we had to make rock.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
We got naked for a good course precasted with Mama
Die called us one hundred meters. I think she took
the wrong rack. We ate a raw potato when it
was worse on the way out. Two one hinge millionials.
That's Bree and Clinn Free.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
C Free and Clere Clay.

Speaker 9 (09:56):
It's been six crazy years.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
That is so good.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
We've finally got theme music, I know with the show
hast theme music.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
God, she's amazing, isn't she.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
All these lyrics that really just didn't fit, and she
just made it fit and she made it sound amazing.
So what we had in there was me putting match ships,
match sticks up my nose, Claudia losing one hundred meters
clip running into a poll, the movie Marathon, Me brown
eyed brown, brown eyeing Ella, and of course us eating
a raw potatoes.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
All in there, what a year it's been. That's us,
that's us in a nutshell.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
To unhinged millennials and our and our lovable side kicks.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Did you do any BVS on that? I feel like
I heard some. I think I heard a little bit.
I was like, was fun, Happy universary everyone?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
That was very kind of Kayley Bell to do. She
did not need to lower herself to that level. She
really does a big start.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
But that's the thing, you know, that's why we love
her so much, is she's just up for anything. Very
well produced. It's so good. Yeah, big thanks to Sam
who's so good at producing very good.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, the barking's going up.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
You're going to have to get Keith Urban next year. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
When you said, when you said keiwe country superstar, I
was still holding her.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I hope that it could be Keith Urban. Well, Kaylee,
Kaylee Bell is best. He's with Keith Urban.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, maybe it'll be both of them.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Oh, it's a duet. Anything is possible, Anything's possible. Brian
Clint happy six years.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Nigella Lawson is in the news again at the moment.
We love Nigella on this show.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Celebrity chef. She's yes, celebrity chef. She's an icon.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
She's the one that coined the term micro wave, which
was genius.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I've warmed in the micro wavy.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
She also into double buttered toast, Double buttered toast.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, which is unfair to Nigella because she's fantastic, But
we only remember micro wave in double buttered toast.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah. But it's genius marketing, is it.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, because you get known for something yeah yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
And then people are Nigella. She's the one with the
micro wave, like how Gordon Ramsy's known for the idiot sandwich. Yeah,
or just yelling at people in general.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
She's done an interview with The Times and she has
revealed her dirty bedroom habit. Ni jellous, stop much job
for Nigella. Okay, her dirty bedroom habit. She has admitted
eating in bed.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
She said she's very pro eating in bed.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
She said she will eat absolutely anything in bed except
something that needs a knife and fork.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Right, that's where she draws the line.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
She said, it either has to be fingers or a spoon. Sure,
spoon in bed yeah, nie from fork?

Speaker 8 (13:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
But and I you know what spoon spoon lends itself
to cereal.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I have to completely agree with it. I think she's
spot on the money.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Will you eat food that doesn't require spoon aka finger food?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, but you get greasy fingers, you get sticky fingers.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Well I would give me an example. What food. I'll
tell you you fish fingers? Yeah, absolutely, that's that's fair game.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Tacos or tacos can be missy fish sliders, beef cheek.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
That's not really a finger food, is it? What what
you told me? You told me your favorite food eat
in bed. I don't eat in bed. You don't eat
in bed, not even only on special occasions. Not even
a ham sandwich nah no, too many crumbs no, yeah,
that I mean sandwich can can be hard.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
To if I'm gonna eat in bed, yeah, I'll put
a towel down.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
And it's a great idea when I'm when I'm eating
certain things, toel down and then you're safe. It's it is,
it is, and then you can, you know, whip the
towel off and it's a nice fresh bed off to sleep.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I expected bitter from well ass, but Nigella to be honest,
like I thought she was a classy lady.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
No, I think she is classy. I think she's clocked it.
I think that is exactly on the money. Anything that
needs a knife and fork, no go. If it's a spoon, yes, absolutely.
And finger foods in like Flynn.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I don't really watch I don't watch TV and bid,
so there's very little reason to eat and bid it
would be like you were going to the bid specifically
for a meal.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, we don't have a TV in the bedroom. What
about breakfast in bed?

Speaker 7 (15:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
See, Weirdly, I don't count breakfast in bed as eating
in bed. Isn't that strange? A cup, a cup of
tea and toast. I don't think he is eating in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
You don't off, so the morning times don't count. So
anything goes in the morning.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
And I know you'll eat breakfast in bed, and I
know you'll eat dinner and after dinner snacks and bed.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
You know who is weird that we can both agree? Yeah?
People who eat lunch and bed. Who's eating lunch? And
who eats lunch in bed? Yeah? Who eats luncheon in bed?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'd eat luncheon in bed, would you? But not at lunchtime,
not at lunchtime, at lunchtime, but a sneaky bit of
lunch and at dinner time.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Why not breakfast chub?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I have a breakfast chob, but not why not a
bit of breakfast, bit of chub roll delicious bid?

Speaker 7 (15:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Absolutely? Producers eating in bed? Yes or no?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Do you agree with Nigella? Everything with a knife and
fork is a no dome, but anything else.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Is fair game? Now, yep, eating bed, that's great, Claudia.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
It's because it's because she's so triggered by this.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Because I know Claudia, she wouldn't eat in bed. I
reckon she would. Claudia, would you eat in bed? Why
do you want to know about this? What was the top?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
It's the topic topic? Eating and eating in bed? Anything
with a knife and fork, no go? And but is
everything else fair game?

Speaker 4 (16:23):
I don't eat in bed, but I do like to
eat a bed. I don't know what she's said about neither.
We want to just pull the people really fast. No,
I want to know. I don't want to pull the people.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
What I want to do is I want you to
call up and tell us what is the outrageous thing
that you like to consume in bed?

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Like if you're eating a buttered chicken. No one's eating
a butter chicken. People are eating buttered chicken and bed,
not eating a butter chicken and bed. There's people out
there who are wrist taped. What were you raised by wolves?
There's people eating the people eating kebabs in bed.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
You're gonna rogue. Josh is eating a butter chicken and bed.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
There's Rogan Josh's being consumed under the sheets.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
All right, fill us up with your suggestions of the
most outrageous thing you've eaten in bed?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Truck us, yes, afternon, tell us what is the thing?
Are you a risk taker? Do you eat all kinds
of things in bed? What's the most outrageous thing you've
consumed in bed?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Celebrity chef and I thought up until now, classy lady
Nigela Lawson has admitted she'll eat anything in bed except
things that require a knife and fork.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, that's that's where she draws the line.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I'd love to know if it's knife and fork, Like
if she can bowl it with one hand and fork
it with the other hand, is that permissible?

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Like if she can just fork it in bed, like
you know, spaghetti quite risky?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, because of a splatter, the splatter, you know
what I mean? Splatter in bed isn't what you want?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well, if you've got a patent sheet, it can be Okay.
Someone ticked in and they said I had Rogan Josh
and bid the other day. I just tixed them back
and I said, how was he?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Where'd you meet him? The other texts that have come
through a lot of really risky things.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Someone said, shashimi with soy sauce and chopsticks?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Did they say sashimi? Did they shimimi soy sauce and chopsticks?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
That is, if I saw someone consuming shashimi with chopsticks
and soy sauce, I'd be like, that's the type of
person I want to date.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
A raw fish dish in bed wild? Kelly's with us?
I know, hundred dollars a Hi, Kelly, Hi, Kelly. You're
not calling us from.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Bid, are you? Kelly?

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Unfortunately not.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Finish?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
What's the wildest thing you've eaten?

Speaker 7 (19:00):
Well?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
In bed?

Speaker 7 (19:01):
Well?

Speaker 6 (19:02):
I was on holiday with my partner and we decided
to just order some Lone Star and then we ended
up getting some ribs and ate the rip.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You didn't, Kelly, Lone Star ribs and bed you if
you uber eat or door dash a lone Star ribs meal,
do they bring you the hand dipping bowl as well
to clean your fingers?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Now, you were licking your fingers in bed, weren't you, Kelly?
Oh yeah, hell yeah, God, that sounds like a good time.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Just wipe your fingers on his pillow.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Okay, thanks, Kelly, That's that is wild, That's exactly what
we're looking for.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Someone text her and said, I eat anything in everything
in bed. Any chance that I get curries, nacho, steak,
et cetera.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Wow, that's aggressive, thrives off it. Someone else text in
and said, I eat boil up in bed goes hard.
I love that text That is that is expert level
quintessentially Kiwi jazminere High Jason.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
High Jazz, Hi, what are you consuming in bed? Jazz?

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Well, I just want to agree with Cali rubs and
bed is awesome. But I'm a lunchtime eater and bed
no way.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Yeah, because my kids are at school and I'm like,
I'll have a nap before I pick them up, and
so I get cuggled down and.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I didn't even think about the daytime.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
You're having a lunchtime in bed and egg salad, sandwich?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
What is it? No?

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Any thing like melted and cheesy like rats or cheese.
Heaps the cheese and then you like toast it up.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, but you've got to get out of bed to
make it. So you get in for your nap and
then you have it before the nat I get ready.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, yesterday I guess yeah, and then she puts her
plate on her bedside table and she goes straight down.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Clay without having to move very far, in the position.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Of like, you know what you've done.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Because Brie and I were smirching the good name of
lunch eaters bed lunch eaters before, but you've come through
and you've normalized it. Yeah, you've shone light on the topic.
You've normalized eating lunch and beds.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
So good on you, beiful.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I Guessazz, goold eat that cheese for lunch.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Alex is here, Alex, Take Alex, Take us to bed, Alex,
what are we munching?

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Well, you're mentioned before, you know, buttered chicken and be
a bit strange, but I can actually one up. You.
Imagine you're snuggled up, you know, maybe it's a Friday night,
you've had a big, big week and you munched into
a buttered chicken on toast and bed.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Or talk dirty to me, Alex. Oh, he's clocked it.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Buttered chicken on toe He's clocked it. There are Indian
people turning in their grapes.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's bloody brilliant.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
They were already iffy about buttered chicken. That's the white
Man's Day. How are you putting it on toast?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Alex?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Do you maybe get the piece of toast? The toast
is still a little bit soft. You put the buttered
chicken on it, and then did you fold it over
and you eat.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
It like a good Nah?

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Just straight, just cut it up into little triangles.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
The where you go butter chicken toast soldiers?

Speaker 7 (22:15):
Yeah pretty much.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, dippy egg, but it's buttered chicken. Okay, thanks Alex.
We appreciate it. People are passionate about this, they really are.
Someone said, I eat everything, ramen, dumplings, chicken, souvos, it's
a souvlaki macas hel pizza, all the sides.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
It tastes better in bed, it really does. I think
this might be my favorite. Picks what I love doing
and this is that my picture? Them say yeah, yeah,
what I love doing is having cheeseboards with all sorts
of snacks, nibbles, cold cuts, et cetera, and a bottle
of wine et cetera in bed on a rainy day
and spend the whole day in bed, some nourishment after

(22:55):
some gardening.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Wink ah, don't take it there. That don't come on, guys,
we're having a mature conversation.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Obviously been out in the garden, done some hard muhy
and then come down for some you know, relaxation and
a bit of food and bed.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I apologize, I sincerely apologize for what I assumed.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I take it back to the person who wrote, no,
you can't know. You can't read that. Someone just finish it.
I cooked toast in bed.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well that's expert level, and so is this someone said.
I get my food deliveries delivered to the bedroom window
that faces the string, so I have it straight in
bed and I don't have to share with anyone.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Can I just say, whoever that person is, I would
vote for you as the next Prime minister of this country.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Invite us to your bid.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
That is the kind of innovation and thought process we
need in this country right now.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Free Inkland from iHeartRadio The Latest Life from La with
Dee McCarthy Dean.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
The AFL Grand Final is going down this weekend in
Australia and Katie Perry was booked to do the opening performance.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
How much is she getting paid?

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Yeah, my girl, Kay Perry is getting it five million
austrains about five and a half million. Newsal dollars about
a million dollars per song.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, wait, she's doing five songs. She gets a million
bucks per song?

Speaker 10 (24:24):
Yes, yes, Now by the way that she also just
confidentially she had they had to fly her entire team,
big entourage, her hair guys, her makeup. Seem like it
was a whole thing. It wasn't just like here's five
and a half million. It was like there was a
hundreds of thousands of dollars on top of that. She's
doing a big press to her and that in Australia
right now, she's doing all the TV shows and all

(24:45):
the radio shows and all that. But there's something about
the story that this I don't know. It is not
like a scoop or anything. But I've read is that
she wanted to do two of her new songs, but
they're only allowing her.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
To do one of her new songs.

Speaker 10 (24:58):
There was a I've read. I didn't hear that from
her or anyone her teens. That's not a thing, but
I've just read that, so I don't know if that's true.
I kind of believe it though.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, Well, I mean, let's be real, if you're paying
that much money, you don't want to pay for her
to promote her new music.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
You wanted to play the hits. You want teenage dream, Yeah,
you want California Girls, you weren't raw.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
There's so many hits that she's got, you wanted to
play those. That's what people want to.

Speaker 10 (25:24):
See now while she's there, that she's doing a big
tour which kicks off in the straight.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
But I want to ask both of you, what is.

Speaker 10 (25:33):
The vibe in New Zealand like for her right now? Really, honestly, I.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Would I would say, and Brie and I are both
big Katy Pierry fans. We love Katy Perry. I would
describe the vibe in New Zealand as vibelists. There's kind
of nothing. There's no buzz about Katy Perry's new music.
It's not getting played on the radio. It's not popping
up on my TikTok feed. I couldn't even mind, but
it's not popping up there, So.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Maybe I don't know. Not a lot of key. He's
watched the AFL either.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
If she was doing the NRL Grand Finals, she might
go back to the top of people's minds.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
But yeah, the kid Laroy's being booked for the NRL
Grand Final. It's interesting.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
This isn't the first time that Katie Perry has been
in Australia performing at like a big sporting thing. I
think it was like back in twenty twenty she performed
at like the Women's Cricket World Cup. Oh yeah, and
it was a big deal and she was there in
twenty twenty and she got paid a shoot tun't a
money then as well? Yeah, but anyway, she's cashing in

(26:26):
million bucks of song. Not bad if you can get it,
good pay, Dave, I you ass me. That's the latest
Live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. We're back
after this on Zidim.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Free inklents about dumb things you did as a teenager,
and I had an example for this ready to go.
I've just done a little bit more research and lucky
I did. Turns out it's a hell of a lot
more serious than I thought.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
So too dumb.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
We're not going to use the Dunedin example today. We're
going to just park it over there and leave the
police to sort that one out.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
That's all right.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I'm sure you have plenty of examples from your teenage
is we can still talk about that.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
The dumb things that you did as a teenager, stupid
things that you did. I was an idiot before your
brain was fully formed. You know that if you did
them as an adult too, there would be serious, serious repercussions.
Not that there probably wasn't when you were a teenager,
but hopefully you got off a bit lighter because they said, oh,
you're just young, you're just learning. Don't do it again.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Your brain's still developing. I feel like I like my
brain has still been developing, like still now. Oh really, yeah,
I feel like I'm a and since I got my diagnosis,
my ADHD diagnosis. Yeah, I actually read somewhere that especially
in females, our brains developed later.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Really with ADHD.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah, okay, like we continue to develop like well into
our thirties, like our brains well.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
And I was going to say, surely by thirty five
you're fully developed. Are they saying, yeah, it continues to Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Well this is going to be dumb teenage things. Maybe
it's just the dumbest thing you've ever done. And I
mean like rule breaking thing, the thing where you're like, man,
that was dumb, that was just ave done.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
I did some naughty things when I was a teenager.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I think the.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Dumbest thing I did as a teenager was in a
car with another student on the school field doing donuts
like yeah, but like s getting up the rugby field
of the high school, like in view of the high
school after school, and then driving off like nobody would know,

(28:25):
and then getting caught for it, and then pleading ignorance
and going I don't know, I don't know what happened.
There was a Yeah, it was an ass. So that'd
be the one that I felt the worst about.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
What about you?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I mean, I went to boarding school, so I did
some pretty naughty things. I got one of the masters.
I got my hands on a master key, which unlocked
pretty much every lock or place in the whole school.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Went and got a cut. You recut the master key,
recut the master.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Key a couple of times actually, And then there was
a group of us, because this was in year eleven,
and then there was a group of us where we
could just do whatever we wanted. So there would be
times where because they'd lock the boarding house at nighttime
so you can't get out, like so that we're all safe, lock.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
You in, so they lock us in. Yeah, so they
were all safe.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
You know if there's an intruder, they can't get in sure,
So we would just let ourselves out at night time
and drive ourselves to a party and go to this party,
come back and sneak underneath the security cameras.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
They just wouldn't know.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
One of the dumbest things I can remember from I Reckon.
I was probably in grade ten or eleven maybe, and
me and this group of girls we decided we all
wanted our belly buttons pissed, but they wouldn't let us
get it done because you had to be over a
certain age and have like parental supervision. So we just
did it in the boarding house with ice cubes and you.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Do it yourself. Yeah, through the belly button. Yeah, it
didn't work. Did you get inficted? Yes? Yeah. It was
the worst idea ever.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Claudia Reckons. She was too much of a clean to
have done anything dumb when you were younger.

Speaker 12 (30:02):
I was very sensible, and my dad did the thing
where I was like, I'm going to rebel and he's like,
oh cool, I'll drop.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
You off because he wanted you to do something.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
I don't know if you want your blood and I
might find I'm not not going.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
To do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
I don't want to do it because you want me
to do it. It doesn't make it as exciting when
your parents are telling you.

Speaker 12 (30:16):
I'm going to get a piercing and he's like, cool,
I'll literally.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Book it for you and drive you there. That's the
secret matching. And you're like, i'll do it too.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (30:25):
No, I feel like the naughtiest thing I did I
hacked the system at UNI with our the cafe that
was on the campus. They had like a stamp card,
but it was like one of those ones that hole
punches it like a specific shape, and so we went
down to like the stationary shop and bought the same
one and would stamp our cards, get a couple of
extra stamps every now and then cash and free coffees
like once a week.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Damn, bad girl, bad girl, Ella, you're recently out of
your teens.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
What's the dumbest thing you did?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
This was like last year, so that still counts in COVID.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
I ordered like a hand poked kit and the last
year tattoo cat yeah okay. And then last year, I
mean my sister got bored and I found it in
my drawers and a tattooed slate.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
On her ass. How did it come out?

Speaker 9 (31:11):
Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Pretty good? Mum was not happy, she was I've never heard.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
A good story come from those home tattoo care No, never.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I was involved in some backyard tattoos once. I was
smart enough to not get one, but I did apply them.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Apply.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
The smartest person in the group is always the one
that says, I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah, let me do it.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
You regret it now, but you're older now you understand. Yeah,
you've got your frontal lobe or something like that. But
when you were a teenager, what do you reckon? The
dumbest thing that you did? Was We want to know
the dumbest thing you did as a teenager that hopefully
you can write off and just say it's because I
was a teenager. I wouldn't do that thing as a
fully grown adult. I know better now, Yeah, but back

(32:00):
then you didn't. And Toris caught up. Hi Tory, Hi, Tory, hie.

Speaker 12 (32:04):
What was it for you?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
What was the dumb thing you did as a teenager?

Speaker 6 (32:08):
So me and my best friend went to the library
and made our own permission slips to go on a
school camp for economics.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
But we actually went to Wellington instead and parties.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I would regret that. It sounds like fun time to me. Yeah,
definitely didn't regret it. Did you get in trouble? No,
we never got caught. That doesn't sound dumb at all.
That sounds like no, it does.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
It sounds dangerous. It sounds smart, sounds dangerous.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
True.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
How old were you, Tory?

Speaker 6 (32:37):
We were sixteen sixteen.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
It's on the cast. Endorse your message to it. Thank
you for sharing it.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Some when Ilse said when I was sixteen, I didn't
know how to mix spirits, so I went to a
party with two pump bottles mixed with fifty percent vodka
and fifty percent v.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Oh no, that is going to end bad.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
You drank a victively. You drank an entire pump bottle
worth of vodka.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
That's yeah, that is that is dumb. That is dumb.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
What about the one that said I got I got
intoxicated and a mate told me to tag someone's driveway,
saying if your husband, I was sixteen. I have regretted
it ever since. It always wanted to go apologize. I
did a lot of dumb stuff, but that was the

(33:27):
worst one. Oh, you can tell they really regret it.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Can you imagine because.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
You're just a dumb kid, you wouldn't have repercussions.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Because imagine the people that lived there that could.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Have broken up a marriage exactly, you know, and imagine
if he actually was sleeping around. Imagine if you just
I mean, in that case, you've just brought it out.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
But yeah, true, that's actually probably best situation if he
actually was.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
In the end of view, thirteen men some friends egged
and toilet paper at the school. It was traditioned to
do some sort of prank and hindsight, that was so
dumb because the poor janitor had to tidy.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Isn't that growing up?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
That realizing that that stuff that you do is crack
up at the time, but someone else has to do it,
someone else.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Has has to clean up your mess. Oh that's so
nice that you can reflect now and be like, that
was stupid.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
There's so many of these coming in, but I'm trying
to find the ones that are okay to read out.

Speaker 7 (34:18):
Now.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
I regret doing things on our mack up day.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
We we taped dead fish underneath the lockers so that
all the locker areas reeked of fish.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
But they didn't know where it was coming from. It's
disc I know.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
You should get to do those pranks, but then have
a day afterwards you have to clean it up. You
go in and you go and they go, it's all good,
all good fun. Just go clean it up, clean it up.
Not me, but my old friend pooped in the school
water fountain. See that one's not even clever. That's just

(34:58):
there's just out and out disgusting. That is filthy because
everybody knows it's human, because there's nowhere a dog could
have got their butt up there to do it into
the water fountain.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Filthy.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Someone said, I stole the O from the Countdown sign.
I was seventeen and worked there part time.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Think about what that says. Oh, I didn't even realize
that they've clarified.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Sorry, they said it wasn't a water fountain. It was
just a regular garden fountain. The difference so like a
pond fountain, not a drink not a drinking fountain.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Oh yeah, because that makes it better. What it does,
it does, It does make it better. Still gross, still
so gross from still.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
In the O from Countdown is why they had to
rebrand as Woolworths.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, yeah, because they people can't do that anymore. Take
the O out of the wool worst and.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Still wool worst worst woo worth time for what's the plot?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Once upon a time there was a girl.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but
picking a movie title based on just the plot line
that she can do Brie and clinse.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
What's the plot?

Speaker 7 (36:16):
Tis?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
What's the plot?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
The movie guessing game where today, if you can beat Brie,
you'll win four hundred dollars cash TOOI you're gonna give
it a go.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Good up?

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Hi, heyre the go.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
You love your movies TOOI? Yeah, do you ever play
this game against Bree? Just like listening along and yell
out the answers kind of thing.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Yeah, I try to give it a go today.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
How do you normally go Tooey in the cow?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Not too bad?

Speaker 7 (36:43):
Not too bad?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Okay good? I like that confidence.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
How it works as I read out movie plots and
the first one of you to buzz and can tell
me what that movie is, you buzz them with your name.
The first person to give me two correct movies is
gonna win four hundred dollars if it's you, toy, and
you'll hold onto the money till next week? Okay, today
our theme for what's the plot? Because we're playing for

(37:07):
four hundred dollars. All of these movies have four word titles. Okay,
four hundred dollars four word titles? Okay, okay, good luck?
Everybody here comes. Movie number one. A dreamer thinks he's
destined for something big, but his imaginative ideas never pay off,

(37:30):
and in the desperate need of a job, he agrees
to be a security guard at a historic gallery.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Bree, bree, Oh, what's it called night at the museum?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Night at the museum is correct?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I was going to say our night at the museum,
that night at the museums. That's more than four words
with Ben Stiller.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Have you seen it? Toy two? Are you still with us? Twey?

Speaker 10 (38:00):
Oh no?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Is that a default point? We'll just pop to you.
Oh no, I like how people start callings. They want
to take his spot. We lost it.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
We'll give Claudier a second to get to each other.
Win that by default?

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Sad for me?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Now if we get them back, no, we'll have to reset.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
We can start again. I've got more movies. Don't worry.
You can fine with that. I mean I'm a little
a little bit teed about it, but you know, it's whatever.
It's fine. We've got to keep you there. Yes, stay

(38:40):
right where you are.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Do not move, okay, sound good, Okay, we got you now.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Sounds distracted. We're starting from zero.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Here it comes movies with four word titles for four
hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Here's one.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
A small town California team is thrown out of his
time when an experiment by a centric scientist bree.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Oh no, that's not for words. Ah no, I don't
have a free guess too. He is the back of
the future, back to the future. Oh what were you
going to say? I was thinking of this other newer
movie time traveling movie.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh my god, that al was so obviously back to
the Future.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Been thrown off.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Movie number two for word title okay. Two college graduates
share a contentious car ride from Chicago to New York,
during which they argue about whether men and women can
ever truly be strictly platonic friends. Ten years later, they
meet again at a bookstore, and in.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
There when Harry met Sally. Come on, she's back, all right, one,
let's go, let's go baby.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Movie number four, technically movie number three, because we're not
talking about the first one.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Oh god, I'm on the edge of my seat here.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Four word titles. Any genre could be anything.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Two childhood friends had a deal to marry each other
if they were still single by the age of twenty eight. Now,
four days before her twenty eighth birthday, the boy my
best friend's wedding.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
She's got a well done Brie.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, that's all good.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
That was great game, tooy, though, great game.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
We've got fifty KFC chicken dollars as a consolation for you, Toy,
Thanks for playing wholesome.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I can't play anytime. Was a close? That one meant something?
That meant something?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
What one hundred and fifty dollars in what's the plot
next week? We play every Thursday. A lot of drama
going down with p Diddy at the moment, A lot
of drama, bad stuff, real bad stuff, not to be
joked about. It does make a few things problematic now,
things like that movie get him to the Greek You've
got bloody P Diddy and Russell.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Brand in that film that we can't watch that anymore.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Nah, I mean not that I was watching it much anyway,
but you know, forgetting Sarah Marshall's the better of that
series of movies for sure, but also songs like Cash's
TikTok don't really work anymore.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
Morning feeling like peams like glasses.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
She has been very vocal about this too and distancing
herself from it. Christian Yeah, just listening to that Yeah
is he?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Is that him? And the song that says what up girl? Hey?
What girl? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (41:38):
I've never noticed that morning feeling like peams like glasses.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Earlier this year, she did a live remix of it
at Coachella on stage, which sounded like us, which got
the people going, didn't that Oh, they were loving it.
She's there, been into the studio and redone it. So
the version of TikTok that Kasha would like you to

(42:06):
listen to sounds like this wake up in.

Speaker 9 (42:09):
The morning like pins in and grabma glasses aren't.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Gonna Also, weirdly, that's not the version on Spotify, but
they haven't updated the Spotify version.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Isn't this like full Circle?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
And she can't update the version on Spotify because Doctor Luke,
the guy that she went to court with that she
said allegedly sexually assaulted her, amongst other horrible things owns
that song, so it can't be changed on Spotify. It
could be the reason that is the reason he owns
all of it. Well, there's a new version again. There's

(42:42):
another one the intro. Yeah, and this has been done
by a TikToker, very clever.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
The way they can do this. They use AI voice
and stuff. So they've changed it around a little bit more.
And they think that the intro to TikTok should go
like this.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
Wake up in the morning feeling like this, glasses aren't
gonna hendy.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I don't mind it isn't that good. I don't mind it.

Speaker 9 (43:06):
One more time, up in the morning, feeling like this,
glasses aren't going to hend pen.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
And there is.

Speaker 11 (43:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Anyway, that's the update. Good to Casha's TikTok. Weirdly, I
found that on TikTok, so another full thought.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I want to talk about this Reddit thread that's going
viral at the moment, and it's essentially a bunch of
traditionally attractive people sharing all of the horrible things that
come with being really attractive.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
When I saw themselves like, there's going to be good.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
And when they publish these things, I always wonder like,
do they know what they're doing by doing this?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
It's a real It's a.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Real and I just wonder who are the people to
humble break This is a classic humble breag, But who
are the people that.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Are going well, that's me. I can comment on this,
so add my experience in the people that share it
a you know, not you. It's quite interesting.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
You know, data shows that pretty privilege, which I believe
completely a real thing. Pretty privilege can earn people higher salaries,
give them like special treatment in different areas of life,
and pretty much get them places just because of how
attractive they are.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Again, like you said before.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
It is fun watching people admitting to having pretty privilege.
I know, and he's going, okay, God to acknowledge my
pretty privilege, and everyone's like, oh, we didn't think you
had it, But that's cool.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
I always talk about this guy that I used to
work with and he is probably the best looking person
I've ever seen in real life, and him and I
used to we worked on the street team together at
a radio station, and I experienced secondhand pretty privilege through
you watched him get out, so I would experience it

(45:14):
because i'd watch it happen like firsthand to him and
one hundred percent of real thing like people would just
like they didn't know what to do when this guy
would walk around because he was that good looking.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Was he self aware? Did he know it was happening
or was he sort of blissfully ignorant?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
So I think he was aware, But this is where
he was actually really humble about it. Real nice dude
so much work like he was boring is anything, did
not have to have any personality whatsoever because he was
just that good looking.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
But anyway, hardest people to be around are the ones
that are really attractive, really nice, and really smart.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Oh man, but they're rare. They're rare. They exists, though
they do exist, you corns of the world.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Let's get into what the pretty people say are the
worst things about being pretty?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Okay, what sucks about being pretty?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
They said that they can get really low self esteem
because people always try and put them down because they
feel uncomfortable around them.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Okay, so people automatically just say mean things, mean things
to them.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Okay, Okay, yeah, someone else said that trying to be
understanding by.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
The dark side of pretty privilege is that you are
lusted over and not loved. People just want to say
they have experienced you, but not be in a relationship
with you.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I think people want to be in a relationship with
pretty people.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Who doesn't want to be in a relationship with a
really attractive person.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I think that's wrong. I think they're not wanting to
be in a relationship. Is that it's more about your
personality than your looks.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
That person went on to say even tonic friendships are affected,
with many saying that their friends will consistently put them down.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh yeah, I imagine if you are really, really, really
good looking, that you'd find it hard to be friends
with members of the opposite six because their partner would
quite often be funny about you because you are so
good looking.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yeah, and they do talk about that.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
They said, when people who are your friends take every
chance they can to criticize your appearance or anything else,
whatever little crumb of shade they can use to humble you.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Yeah, but guess what they're trying to keep you humble.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
You're so attractive it doesn't matter, you know. Like if
I was like so attractive and someone said that something
to me, I'd be like, whatever, yeah, have you seen me?
I know that's easy to say of you know experience,
it is, But you're so right.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
It's like if a really strong person, if someone come
over to a really strong person and said, you're not
that strong, I know that you are.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah, you know that you are.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah I am okay, water off a Dutch bat, Yeah
a little bit, but I mean by trying to be understood.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah, this is, by the way, if you're just joining us,
this is a list of things that pretty people say
is the hardest thing about being pretty?

Speaker 7 (48:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
One of the last things they said that they've experienced
others pretending to be their friends just to be.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Seen with them.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, oh that's yeah, that's that's the worst.
I reckon that was probably true. There'd be a superficial
nature to some of your friendships, and you would. Famous
people talk about that a lot, and famous and pretty
often get in your hand, but not always. But famous
people talk about not knowing who their real friends are
because they have fame or they have money or that

(48:44):
sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
But like Brie said, you're also really really pretty.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
You're also real attractive.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Just take a selfie poster. Your friends might not tell
you how hot you are. But I reckon the internet
will in the end, I think you'll.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Get compliments wherever you wherever you look.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, anyway, they were all the hardest things about being
super hot.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
It sounds horrible, doesn't it? And thoughts some pres thoughts,
free inclin, free inclin.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Birthday.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Let's do some birthday bang and shall we number one songs?
We'll find figure it out when you were sixteen, and
then we'll play our favorite one.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Emma's going to go first, cudder, Emma, Hi, Emma.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Hi, how was your day?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
M It was awesome?

Speaker 9 (49:29):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Oh good to hear I like that. What's your day
to birth?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Twenty Nights of the Night, seventy seven?

Speaker 12 (49:37):
This Sunday, well wait.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Okay, happy birthday for this Sunday.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
You were sixteen though in nineteen ninety three, And Emma,
this is your birthday banger?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
You know, damnay Dady iconic. I'm not freaking love the song. Yeah,
what do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Em It was?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
It was a banger, but was being probably the upright
of work you're over at. Yeah, I reckon, this is
a banger. This is a screamer.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I felt like it was. This is like a stone
cold classic, but maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Well, Imma was there. I was sixteen when it was
number one, So we'll tell you word for it. Wait there,
let's go to a lane for a birthday.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Bang high Laney e Lane, Hi, how are you? I'm
you good?

Speaker 10 (50:30):
I've just got a croky throat.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Sorry, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
You sound kind of sixty, Alane sixty, Yeah, and like
a congested mukasy kind of way.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Mightn't mind it. I'm not really mucasy or congested.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
It my voice because I say to your music, Sorry,
I like.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
That re endorsement. Elane will take it.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I've heard it's your birthday tomorrow. It is our happy
birthday for tomorrow. What year are we talking?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Uh, I'm a ninety nineties baby.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Okay, that means Elaine, you were sixteen and two thousand
and six, and at this time in two thousand and six,
this was at the top.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Elaine's husky sexy boys.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Would just peak justin Timberlake and Timberland sixty backs.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Elaine would see it. Get me going, get melling.

Speaker 10 (51:27):
Probably have lost my voice because I used to growl
to use that when I.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Was about six. You would growl.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Hear a little bit I can do the best little thim,
but I can't do it right now for you.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Okay, Well we'll hold you to it. We'll get you
back for it.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Anna's going to go last.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Hi Anna, Hi Anna, Hi. What have you been up
to today?

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Just work?

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Nothing to exciting, just work. And what do you do
for work?

Speaker 6 (51:52):
I've work an insurance.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
She said that like she was making it up, So
we'll just take her word for it.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
We believe you and we'll move right.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Love.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
What is your birthday, ma?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And isn't a cartel? Okay, just keep going.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Our birthday is March nineteen eighty four and is off.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
To Columbia on the weekend. I'm an insurance.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
You were sixteen an a in the year two thousand
and here's your birthday banger?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
What makes me have some days?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
The stars just a line and we get three rippers?

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I love them all. Do you like this?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Anna? Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Geez at the forefront of people's brains at the moment,
because her and Sabrina Carpenter did a duet on this
song for the Spotify anniversary Did they really?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:44):
It came out this week.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Christina is definitely having a resurgence justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera
or four non blondes.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
I like them all.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Emma doesn't want four non blondes. And it's her birthday banger.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Elaine's birthday is tomorrow, yes, but then his birthday is
on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
It's all much of a muchness and the Christina Aguilera
song it is just good.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
I don't know today. I think I'm going for non blondes.
That's what I'm going to go.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Christina Aguilera, Okay, things we're going to Claudia.

Speaker 12 (53:25):
Those are my two perks I already knocked just in.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Terms we're taking JT out. Yeah, okay, sorry Elane. J
T is out, Sorry Elaine. Both great choices.

Speaker 12 (53:34):
I think for today.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
It's got to be for non blonde Oh yeah, oh yeah,
I'm going to love it again. Have toang it. You've
been a bloody like.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Fier steal time to get up Bricklin five years My
love fer Stive done to get up that brick Big Cuta.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Followed Destiny.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
ZiT Him Brian Clinton. The winner of birthday banger today
is from nineteen ninety three. It's for Emma. It was
four non Blonde and What's Up?

Speaker 7 (54:27):
God?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Imagine Elaine's voice after singing that one oh should be cooked.
She would be absolutely done. Her goose is cooked, Elaine,
where we apologize for and her she's done.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Her voice would be done.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
So fun fact, because the three songs that we were
picking from with A What's Up? Four non Blonde, Sexy
Back JT and what a Girl Wants Christina Aguilera Linda Perry, who.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Is the singer of four Non Blondes. Did you know
that she.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Wrote the song beautiful Christina Aguilera Beautiful?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
She sure did. I did not I know that.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, well, I wonder what she would have voted for
and birthday banger today.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
It would have been a hard choice. Probably sexy back.
Probably sexy back. Yeah, she loves to get sexy Linda Perry.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
Tune.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
We do a birthday banger every day at five point thirty.
If you want to know the number one song on
the day that you turned sixteen, join us tomorrow for
another one. There's a new restaurant that has just launched Australia.
Not here, but I think if it did come here,
it would be a smash hit. And I think you
in particular would really like this restaurant.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
It's not there.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
It's not that one where you walk in and they've
got every type of packet noodle you can think of,
and you go to the wall and you pick out
the whatever flavor of packet noodle, makeing packet noodles, and
then you have a little station there where you can
make whatever packet.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Noodles you want.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
No, but that's a fun idea. It's not that, And
it's not that Karen restaurant where you go and they're
mean to you. Yeah, that was a flash in the pan,
wasn't it. That was sort of and went really fast.
I know the services ship, but I didn't think the
food was going to be shit too. That was the
death of the Karen restaurant. No, the new kind of
restaurant that you can dine in Melbourne. Do you know
the sushi train. The sushi goes round and round and

(56:14):
round and you just take.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
What you want. Got a heap of them in the
In Australia.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Melbourne's got a cheese train. Oh so it's a convey
about and it's just different.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Types of cheese.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
It's a great idea going around and a round on
the cheese war, but on a train and you just
take the ones. It's a cheese train, and there's a
little widge of cheese, and it's got like something to
eat the cheese with, like a cracker or some crusty bread.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Or something like that. I like the cheese. I love
that idea. They serve wine, so cheese and wine.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I guess you get whatever you want, wine and cheese, even.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Wine and cheese. You do the wine first.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
The restaurant's called Splatters Cheese Bar.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
You'd be keen, right, I'd be so keene.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Don't let alectose intolerance stop you from owning it a
cheese restaurant.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
I agree, I agree to you.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
I've never let it hold me back. Yeah, I mean
does keep me on the toilet at times.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
But yeah, and this is the thing that you've got
to push through.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
You and other lactose and tolerant people will be like,
I'm not going to life's too short.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Right, Yeah? Why should I deny myself that joy?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
So the bathrooms at Splatters Cheese Bar could be where
it where it got its name.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
I can't leave it's called Splatters, Yeah it could be.
I don't know that for sure. It just why else
would they call it splatter? Cheese doesn't splatter like if
you're consuming just cheese. I feel like that's not going
to be good for anyone. You imagine. No one is
walking out of there going God, I feel fresh. No,
but farty too. Maybe there is chery farty free. And

(57:47):
that's the end of the show.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Garsh Hey, join us tomorrow for a fun show because
Friday Oki Tomorrow it's the Hoodie and the blow for
special Oh No, tomorrow, Bri and I will take on
and our singing challenger karaoke challenge that we do every Friday,
The Hoodie and the Blowfish Classic.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Let her cry and just let her cry. We're now
hard can it be? How hard can it be? Darius
Ruckert doesn't have that good of voice. Yeah, Darius sucker?
Am I right?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Bullet Darius suck on these nuts all right? Walk round
out on me.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Came out of her recording session and she said that
the audio engineer said that it might be the worst. No,
is the worst performance she's ever done.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
No, it was very sure about it.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
And both of us looked at each other and he
was like, there's nothing I could do for you, and
I was.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Like, oh, well, it is what it is, that's the attitude.
Can't do anything about it.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I'm looking forward to hearing it.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
It'll be on the show tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Catch you guys then have a great night.

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