ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th September 2024

• We're back with more Harry Potter acting. 
• What's your mundane superpower? 
• Who's the best at small talk? 
• Did they get more successful after you broke up? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network zidims Brian Clint Save Like
a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from nine nine nine
and now coming to you from Studioslin New Zealand, It's
three Get Everybody. Welcome to The Brian Clint Show for

(00:26):
a brand new week.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Happy Monday, everyone, Happy Monday. Saw this interesting thing on TikTok.
I think it was over the weekend. Wanted to ask you,
guys if there was one unsolved mystery in history that
you could choose to know the answer. What unsolved mystery

(00:48):
are you choosing?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
The one that comes to mind straight straight away is
Imaged three Syphony.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh, it's a great one.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We're the Planers and what happened?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, that is a really good one.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
There's lots of conspiracies about the Titanic as well. Yeah,
that's not really thought of as an unsolved mystery. They
made that movie about it.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
So that one that came to my man mind was
a mothman. What what's what's man? It's a mysterious floating
man that looked like a big moth and no one
knows what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Kind of like a bigfoot tip Yeah this monster?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be good.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
I kind of first thought, like Grace Mulane where she went.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Grace Mulane, they figured that out.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
So they figured it out.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
You mean, are you talking about Madeline mckinn no her, Yes, Yeah,
it's Madeline mckinn. Well, that was in the news recently.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Still unsolved.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
The guy has has admitted to it to his cell
mate the last two days.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I read about it in the.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
News that story last year where the girl was like,
I am Madeline mckinn. It's me what she thought she
could be.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, remember because she her story kind of connected.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
And what's your mystery?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Um, I mean there's so many, There's so many that
you could pick from.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I will big Cat down in Hannah Springs, Canterbury.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Cat isn't real, is it not. Let's hear the answers.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, Or what happened to Australian Rugby it's a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
What happened to the Wallabies? Yep, yep, the full doco
on that. That'd be good to I just love to
know it would be.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
But I don't think that mystery will ever be solved.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, I'll give it time.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I mean, it could just be that what's that guy's name?
What's the coach's name that just left recently. I think
his name is Eddie Jones.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And that was the beginning of the inn chicks in
your mysteries if you've got one, would love to hear him.
Nine six nine six. Let's get into a fresh round
of trading verse lady, where the trades are only two
points behind the ladies. That's all right. You thought the
ladies were going to cruise through to the end of
the year. Well not, if the trades have got anything
to do with it. They are nipping at the heels.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
Free inklint.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
All right, round up the troops. Here we go another
week of trady versus lady.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
If you've never heard this before, the trades go against
the ladies and there's fifty dollars up for grabs.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
We keep score for the year.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
The trades are on eighty one, only two behind the
ladies on eighty three.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Couldn't be much tighter. Let's meet our lady first. She's
in Auckland. She's twenty two. She's five foot eleven and
a half. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Son, Hi, son, hey go, they go.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Not the full blown six foot it's five foot eleven
and a half.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Exactly.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Get all right, everybody, I'd.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Claim the sex. I'd be claiming the sex, but not
you. You've got to be honest, gotta be accurate.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
What's your shoe size? Son?

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (04:00):
Those names is not too bad?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh yeah, you're a good to go.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You're taking on our training today from Dargaville. She's twenty
five and she can cook a mean hangy. Welcome to
the show, Lanier.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I'm Lanaire. Do you do bread?

Speaker 9 (04:15):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
The first time I tasted fry bread? I was like,
what is this piece of deliciousness? It's probably one of
my favorite things I've ever put in my mouth.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
That's good because I cooked the best a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'll take you up on that offer. Was that not fun?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
At a lot of Kumitra and Dargaville? Is that right? Linear?

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yes, I'm in the.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Kumla, Yes, Kumita Capital Dargaval. Let's go with names today,
because you've both got lady voices, Sun and Lanier. You
buzz them with your own names, and the first person
to three correct answers gets the fifty dollars cash. Good luck.
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Question number one, where did Halloween originate? Was it the US?
Say Canada or yes, Lanaire, no the other choice.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I know, I'm just as shocked as you. The other
choices were Canada or Ireland. Son, you want to guess.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
It was the Irish actually originated in Ireland? No points there.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Question number two, what color is a hippos sweat?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Is it yellow? Red or green?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Sana? Did you buzz in? We're looking for the color
of hippos sweat? Yellow, red or green? Yellow's gone red?
Well done?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
It is red.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Apparently sounds like a good name for an r T
D or an energy drink.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Doesn't it make it bright red on the hippo sweat? Yeah?
The hips?

Speaker 7 (06:00):
All right?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
One to the trades. Question number three, buzz't when you
can tell me who sings this song? I want to say,
San got in twice, Lanaire, Okay, sweet Lanaire. Of course
it's re Re. You're too in front.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You need this one San to stay in at Question
number four, Pink Pony Club is a song from which
current pop artists.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Georgia just played her song just before. Yeah, she's very
that's okay, I understand.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Have you guys ever heard of chapel Ron no.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
A street name.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Road.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I love Lanaire No, no fair Enoughville Yet that is
quite alright. Two to the trade. Still we'll move on
to question number five. The new Joker movie comes out
in cinemas this week, which mega pop star is playing
Harleyan how.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
The wed let Jeddy Gaga.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
She might not know who Chevon is, but she's all
over Lady Gaga like a rash the honey Queen Jadi
bous Lady well done Lanier.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
Well, thank you guys so much.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
It's just so cool.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well dash, coming you away, boys, up a box. I
have those sweets with.

Speaker 10 (07:28):
That, Oh thank you. I might spend it on my
coursaicsally so much.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Call back anytime, Lenie.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
We were talking before the show about mundane superpowers that
you have. Are you're the world's most mundane superhero and
our producer Claudia says she has one.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
I've got the best one.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
What is the power? Claudia?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
So every morning when I wake up, the first thing
I do was like, oh, what what time is it?
My partner will tell me a time. She'll always be
like it's living and I can alway like, no, it's not.
It's eight thirty and she'd be like, oh my god,
it is eight thirty. How did you know that I
can always tell what time it is based on feeling.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
That'd be good if you are stuck on a deserted
island and.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
You had to leave it exactly five hours.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, you kind of don't need to know the time
on a deserted island, do you. It's the beauty of
a deserted island. But I know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I mean that it would be good to know, you know,
when it's dawn, so you don't go swimming if there's
sharks or something.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
You true.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I reckon if you put me in a box that
had no like windows or queues or anything, and you
said come out at exactly three pm, I bet I
could do it.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Don't make us try it out, and I don't want
to try.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I feel like putting her in a box.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
How's your super peer hero power?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Clints is talking.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
How has your superpower been affected by daylight saving?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
It's definitely off.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, savings, daylight savings your kryptonized tonight.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
I have no idea what time it is.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Claudia, our superhero can tell the time in the morning
without looking at a clock.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's pretty impressive. Do you guys have any mundane superpowers?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I've talked to you guys about mine before. Why have two?
Actually I can. I can generally tell you the weight
of your luggage at the airport before you put it
on the scales.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
That's so handy you'll lift test.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I've inaccurate to within five hundred grams most of my life.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Like what percentage of the time?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Though I would say one hundred percent of the time,
one hundred. But then people start asking me, like Claudia,
you've got you know where your weaknesses are? When people
start asking me to do it as a party track,
then it starts to.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Natural.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Time needs to come. Actually, I need to be motivated
to excuses. Excuses my other superhero powers. I can tell
when businesses are going to shut down or they're going
to change their signage. That but I can't But I
can't tell. But I can't tell the difference. Like I
look at a business and I get the feeling and
I know that either going to shut down or they're

(10:01):
going to get new sign Which one?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Do you sound like every psychic reader I've been to, Yeah,
I can tell that it's someone in your past. Starting
with a d I don't know who, I don't know when,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Know why I'm getting male male, female, male or female
in a something like that, Ella, what's your mundane one?

Speaker 5 (10:23):
I can and I'm going to sound a little bit
cooked here, but I genuinely can. Chet to my cat,
I know what she means when I when I talk
to her, she gives me facial expressions. Pretty shut up,
It's true. I know what she's thinking.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're the pussy whisperer.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Yeah, I am. Or the pussies love.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Me, We believe you, thank you, Yeah, I totally believe.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
I thought it was a safe space.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
That's my mundane If you're so special, what's your mundane power?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Mine's pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I can look at anything a salad, a soup, as
like anything that's out in the open. And I can
look at any container and I know exactly which container
it will fit into. Mate, I can, so I can
be like, not, that container will just fit that just
by looking at it.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Do you know why that impresses me?

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Because I don't have that the number of dirty tap
ofware containers I create because I want to get it
into the smaller one. I want to get in the
smaller one to save room in the fridge but doesn't
fat and then you're just in that with a dirty
tapawair and you got to fill another type of air.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I come very like with within a millimeter most of
the time, but I always get it right.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
You say to rumors that if it doesn't fit, you
just eat the extra.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
We want to know you're mundane superpowered this afternoon, the
thing that you can do that nobody else can do. Yeah,
you don't know how, you don't know why, but you
can just do it. You've got it. You were born
with that.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
It's a natural gift.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
What is it? I want one hundred dials it in
or you can text Claudia recons She can wake up
and know what the time is. Apart from daylight savings.
Except daylight savings, we've asked, what's yours? Like this text?
My mundane superpower is being able to pack everything into
the car boot and get all of my wife's shopping
in there and get home in one trip. That's just

(12:17):
you flexing about your boot tetra skill, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I do love packing your boot as well. I feel
like that's in my wheelhouse. What about this one. I'm Luca.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I'm nine years old and my superpower is annoying people.
I call myself the annoyer.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Luca that doesn't go away. By the way, as a
very annoying adult that does not go away. I can
tell you now I feel.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Like you're in my superpower family me yet, No, Luca
Luca is yeah, someone else did my extremely mundane superpower
as I can.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh, we've got Oh my god, we've got this person here.
We've got a superhero in our mids. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Hannah, Hi, Hannah.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
What should we call you?

Speaker 8 (12:56):
Though I don't even know. I haven't been given a
name to call you.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Actually, you tell us the superpower. I've got an idea
of your name. You tell us what your superpower is.

Speaker 10 (13:06):
First, my superpower, I can untie anything that you give me,
whether that necklaces, Christmas light rope, anything.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Slinkies, slinkies, slinkies once it goes past the level of difficulty.

Speaker 8 (13:23):
Well, I've never attended a slinky, but I will.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'd love to please get your superhero name for you.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Either we call her not girl, the not whatever you like?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
What do you like more? Hannah, what about naughty girl?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Does this convince you?

Speaker 8 (13:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not girl. I like that.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
You got it a costume and get her to come
in an untied.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Outfit made just out of ropes and not my extremely
mundane superpower on a where is it here?

Speaker 6 (14:00):
It is?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
My little sister consents when cops are around when she's driving.
It saved her from a lot of speeding tickets. She
can just feel when there's a police officer in the vicinity.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
She has a spidery sense for policemen. What about this one?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
My superpower is packing two hundred dollars worth of groceries
in two bags. What well, to be honest, these days,
two hundred dollars will get your milk.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's getting easier and easier eggs, so.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
It's not that hard.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Nita's here. Hi, Nita, Hi, Nita, Hi? What's your Monday?
And superpower? Nita?

Speaker 9 (14:33):
I can wake up at the exact time I need
her without having an alarm set.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I've heard of people like you.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
We talked about this a few months ago, and we
were amazed at that.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
We found out that one of our breakfast producers here
at Zidi in. Yeah, because she gets up at four
o'clock in the morning, Nita every day to do her job,
and she doesn't sit an alarm either. Do you reckon
you could do it at four o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 9 (14:56):
I probably could, but I wake up for work about
five five.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
And are you so confident, Nita, in your superpower that
you do not ever sit an alarm?

Speaker 9 (15:08):
I still set it alarm, but I said it for
like twenty minutes later than I need to, and I'm
always awake by me.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Wow, you never needed it. Okay, thanks Nita. That's quite impressive,
very impressive. We're talking mundane superpowers. Someone said, I have
always ordered the best cocktail option at any bar that
I go to. I have never not liked any of
the cocktails that I've bought. I've tried other people's cocktails awful.
So it's not just me. I'm not just an alcoholic

(15:36):
who loves booze.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I was gonna say superpower or as a problem, just
like every kind of alcohol, that is such a good
superpower to have, like, because how often will you be
like I'm gonna go crazy, I'm gonna get a cocktail
I've never had, And then it ends up coming out
and you're like I and that costs thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Finally, my wife cats mundane superpower as being able to
walk into a jewelry store or a fashionable clothing store
and go oh, I like that without looking at the
price tag and still manages to pack the most expensive
thing in the shop.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
That's quite impressive. That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
It's almost like she looked online before she got.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
No or no, she just has a great eye, or
she's got yeah, she's got a good eye for things.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You know, And you know what, You've just picked a
woman with good taste. Yeah, that's why she chose you.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
A good taste is a superpower. No, no, no, no, no,
no no, good taste.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Taste girl.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Taste good girl.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
No, good tasty girl. She's a good.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Girl with the bad habit, bad habit.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
For drugs over the weekend. Dame Meggie Smith aka Professor
McGonagall from Harry Potter died at the age of eighteen
nine eighty nine eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
She was born in nineteen thirty four. Salute icon of
the Screen.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
During the course of her career, Meggie won a tony
two oscars, three Golden Globes, five Bafters, and so this afternoon,
to honor her, we are going to recreate one of
her most iconic Harry Potter scenes, which is what she
would have wanted.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
I think.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
So during this recreation, I will be playing Dumbledore. Ella
will be playing Hagrid. Brie said to us earlier that
she does a ripping Meggie Smith, so she will be
playing Meggie Smith. Sorry, We'll be playing with Professor McGonagall, yes,
and Claudia will be playing the cat at the start,

(17:45):
and also Dumbledore's Hagrid's motorbike the sound effects, so it's
a jewel. It's a duel role.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
The fall.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Can I just say we've put in a lot of efforts.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, we did a rehearsal, and we did a rehearsal,
and we.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
Did a rehearsal.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
So I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
We were critiqued or criticized on our previous Harry Potter,
so this I reckon we can only improve.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I'm already in character.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Wonderful. Okay, we take ourselves to the opening scene of
the first Harry Potter film, if you know, you know,
and here we go. Everybody. Now, I should have known
you would be here. Professor McGonagall.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Good evening, Professor Dumbledore, and the room is true, Elbus.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm afraid so, Professor the Good and the boat and
the boorn Harid is bringing him.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Do you think it is wise to trust Hagrid with
something as important as this.

Speaker 11 (18:55):
Ah, Professor, I would trust Hagrid with my life now.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Professor Dumbledore, Sir, Professor mcgonagh, girl.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
No problems. I trust Hagrid, no, sir.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
Little tig fell asleep just as we were trap flying
over the Bristol.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Try not to awaken him.

Speaker 12 (19:21):
There you go, Blbus, Do you really think it's safe
leaving him with these people?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I've watched them all day. They're the worst sort of muggles.
They really are.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
The only family he has.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
This boy will be famous. There won't be a child
in that world who doesn't know his name exactly.

Speaker 11 (19:54):
He's better off growing up away from all of that
until he's ready. Good luck, hurry botter scene, guys, it's me.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
It was actually not more. It was free this whole time.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
One particularly good Meggie Smith, extremely good motorbike.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Thank you very that motorbike I think made it.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
And did I hear Hagrid snort laugh at one of
his own lines in the middle of that scene. We
can't be sure. I think that what you're talking about.
I think that was me r I p the great
Meggie Smith. She will be lost, she.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Will be missed, she will be lost. She will be
quite hard.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
She will be lost.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Gets on with the shirt, was free and.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Clinch everybody rave reviews coming in for our Harry Potter
recreation just before. Good to hear, particularly for my Dumbledore.
It's good.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
It was a good Dumbledore.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, maybe I found my character, old white guy.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
What what does Dumbledore say? Dumbled dolg just sounds like
he's on death's door.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
For a while.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Clinton and I have been wanting to get more drama
and acting on the show. So do we just take
it around New Zealand?

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I we found it.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
We do we do a Harry Potter stage show something
like that. I reckon, we can afford the rights, Cordia.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I'll stay here with you. Yeah, that sounds You're.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Good for the billboard.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
We need your name on it.

Speaker 12 (21:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Being the star hour, Yeah, I mean, he is the
boy everyone's talking about in music at the moment. I
think a bit of Benson Boone, Boonie boon Dog. We
did a Booney blitz last Friday on ZIM.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
We Love the Boon Dog.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
He's coming to New.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Zealand, which is great, another tick for us, and he
just seemed like a real nice, down to earth fella,
doesn't he He does, Benson Boone. He is on a
tour at the moment, performing around the world. I believe
he's in America at the moment, performing shows. And I

(22:20):
saw this really cute video of him where he's performing
on stage. There's thousands of people there, thousands coming to
see his show, and all of a sudden, and it's
clearly not planned, but all of a sudden, he spots
someone in the crowd that he recognizes, and then this happens.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I dated you an eighth Green.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I mean you were bred.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
I think I was in seventh Green. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I came over here and started singing and what from
middle school? That's crazy? What are very good to see you?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I hope you will. That's so good.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Isn't that torrible?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
She's I've seen the video too. She's not far from
the front, so's nod as I reckon. She would have
thought being spotted was a long shot, especially if it's
been like ten years since they dated, and they were
kids when they dated. But she would have been glad
that it happened right because deep down she would have
said to her friends, and you know, I used to

(23:33):
date Benson.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
And I used to date Harry Styles.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
How sweet.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I feel like it shows me a lot about Benson
Boone's character, where one he remembered the girl's name, and
he just seems like a genuine sweet dude.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
And he's willing to stay it on stage.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
To just do that on stage, just be like Casey.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
The one that got away though, the.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
One that got away. Look what he's doing if.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
She dumped him, and she's like.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I wonder what Casey's doing.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, exactly, Well she's going to ben some Boone concerts.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, maybe they'll end up together. Oh my god, what
if they end up together?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Nah, I've seen the video. He really fast, it's like, hey,
good to see you, and then he carries on. You
never know, there was no there was no oh my god,
we're going to get you backstage after the show.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well, see, they wouldn't do that on stage. They he
would go off.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
No, it's the least.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Forever you and your friends come backstage after the show.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Nah, he would he would do the song, then he'd
go off to the side discreetly security Those girls there,
can you bring them backstage after the show?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
He's not doing that on stage.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
They do it the rap shows.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Benson Boone is classy. Keep it on the down load.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
We thought we'd ask you, like, this girl's ex boyfriend
is now Benson Boone. Did your X succeed after you
guys broke up?

Speaker 7 (24:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Did your ex.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Go on to really amazing things? And you were like,
you can be honest, you're a little bit gutted.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
You could argue by comparison, you got the worst years
of their life. You know they now living their best life.
You got them through the hard bit, Yeah, the shitty bit.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
You were like, why couldn't you have done that when
we were together?

Speaker 1 (25:14):
You know, one hundred dollars at him or you can
text it into nine sex, none and sex. We want
X success stories this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
To be honest, you can admit it's okay your ex
has gone on too amazing thing.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
You'll do good things too one day, just not yet.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
This video clip of him at one of his shows
going viral after he notices this girl in the crowd that.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
He dated in middle school. He was in grade seven,
she was in grade eight, and he's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
My god, Casey, is that You've got a little clip
here of him calling her out, which she's standing in
the audience.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
You werening three and I think I was in seventh grade.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
That's crazy. I came over here and started singing and
I saw your face.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Hold on, what Casey from middle school?

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Do you live here?

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Now?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
That's crazy?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
What are the odds that we're very good to see
if Casey? I hope you go. Well, Casey is going
to dine out on that. And now it's the rest
of her life.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Now that's on TikTok. Now we're talking about on the
radio on the other side of the world. So we
want to know who's the one that got away? Lauren
Ticks didn't get a Lauren?

Speaker 10 (26:30):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Lauren?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Did you guys? You lit one slept, didn't you?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
What's your Has your ex gone on to bigger and
better things?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Lauren?

Speaker 10 (26:39):
Yeah, yep, And I didn't. I mean I didn't find
out until years and years later.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Tell us the story.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
What happened?

Speaker 10 (26:46):
So in middle school, this boy had a huge crush
on me, and I kept getting bothered by like friends like, oh,
you should date him, you should date them, and I
really didn't want to. We you know, it was kind
of nerdy, wasn't really My tie had really bad acne,
and I was like, fine, you know, I'll date him.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Named Lauren.

Speaker 10 (27:07):
I did.

Speaker 8 (27:08):
I did. I even pity kissed him.

Speaker 10 (27:09):
And that kiss was so bad. I mean he was
chewing gum trying to get less so better, and I.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Just like, oh, okay, but yeah, so I I cut
it off, and you know, we went on about our
lives and then Facebook, you know, people come up to
suggested friends and.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
I was like, I recognize the name, and I was like,
who is that hunk?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (27:28):
But he is a model and he is gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
You're kidding, mate, No, yeah, really was.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
He was like the ugly duckling.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
I was like, he had those nerdy glasses, he had
the acne. He like he dressed like a nerd.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
It was just tell us the truth, Lauren. Did you
slide in the DMS and You're like, oh my god,
I have been thinking about you for the last fifteen years.
Got to catch up.

Speaker 10 (27:51):
I hadn't because I was taken at the time. But
funny enough, chewing gum kiss right, I mean clearly, I
still remember and it was so awkward.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
But I saw him a few weeks after that, and
I actually became the nerd because I was like playing
Dune the Dragons and and you know, Magic the Gathering,
And I went to a Magic the Gathering competition and
he was there.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Did you like twim?

Speaker 6 (28:16):
I did?

Speaker 8 (28:16):
I actually had to play against him.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
And what happened?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Did you guys connect? Was he like, oh my god,
I remember you. I had a big crush in high school,
I mean middle school.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
No, we did.

Speaker 10 (28:26):
We did, but I couldn't, like, I didn't know what
to say. So I was, my, gosh, he's so gorgeous.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
I let him win.

Speaker 10 (28:30):
I shouldn't have done that, I.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Guess after all those years, I still pity, even though
he's the one that's gorgeous with a modeling.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Career he's got, he's got some kind of spell over you. Lauren.
That is such a good story.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Hi, Catherine, Hi, tell us, who is the ex that's
going on to do amazing things?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Well, it's not my ex, but it's my husband's ex.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
And he dated Olivia.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Coleman when he was shut up.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
Olivia Coleman Olivia Commen, which was really great and funny
and interesting when she was just one.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I think it was green Way. We first saw her
on baby stuff.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
That was time.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Now she did everything.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
She's on the freaking crown.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
She's just sarted to really hit her stride.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Again as Catherine. She literally played the Queen of England. Yes,
I know.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Are you here about it all the time? Are you
a bit over at Catherine hearing about your husband bragging
about how he dated Olivia Coleman?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Does he ever type? But do you kind of resemble
Olivia Coleman?

Speaker 13 (29:36):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (29:37):
He says, I'm much better looking, Yes, lovely.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
He has to say that, much better looking, but a
lot less talented.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Didn't know as.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Well, much crap, much poorer but much prettier.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, much pretty, a lot poorer.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Begs Ktherine. We're asking who's the one that got away?
And someone ticks in and see not me, but one
of the breathers broke up with his X and she
won lotto three months later. Apparently it was around the
eight milli mark. Poor lad still works for her old
man salt in the wound. You work for the girl's

(30:16):
dad and she won eight million dollars in lotto.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
And there was no way he was ever coming back
from that.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Imagine trying crawling back to her, and she's like, as
if it's too late, it's too late.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I know that you aren't coming back for me, You're
coming back for the eight.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
MILLI that person has to get as hot as the
guy that Lauren talked about and then set the honey
trap and hope that she comes to you. That's the
only way, Yeah, exactly only way.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Someone else text her and said, my year twelve formal
date is now a New Zealand country singer, but we
are both happily in relationships.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Kelly Bell Dreka's Kaylee Bell. I don't know who are
the other New Zealand country singers.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Kaylee Bell is the one that Kayley Bell is.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
No disrespect to our country music audience.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Well, Georgia Bert would know from Days she reckon.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's Georgia Burt.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I'm saying she would know some other country musicians. But
Kaylee Bell is the one.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
On the rise.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
She is on the rise and Clint.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Time to play gets the Noise, the game where we
guess the noise.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I really love this music. It's very Hollywood show business.

Speaker 11 (31:27):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I'm in a tuxedo coming down the stairs. You're dancing
in top of like a big like champagne glass.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yep, a big feather head dress.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
And Claudia's working the cameras.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Hi, Claudia, Hello, can I have a more fun job please?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
The director?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
The director?

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Can I have a chair to go with my job?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah? You're one of those big loudspeaker things.

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Perfect from you're a director slash groupie.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You're only directing so you can sleep with Bree or Clint. Cody.
You're on team Clint this afternoon cure, Hi, Cody.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
And Nikola, you're on my team mate.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Hello, Hello, let's get you guys some KFC. Claudia, what's
our theme this week?

Speaker 7 (32:08):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
So you may have watched yesterday was the Hukka world
record attempt, which obviously was successful.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
What the final number of people was.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Six and a half. Yeah, it's pretty amazing, amazing they
were aiming for ten.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
But I mean that just means yeah, do it again.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
They can do it again, and.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
They had to be four and they really did that.
But it got me feeling all patriotics. So today we're
doing Kiwiana sounds.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Okay, oh sounds of a yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
So the way it works will play the sound buzzing
with your name if you think you know it, and
the first team to three points will take home the win.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Bree in Clint, you guys are going first. You're ready?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Ready?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Here we go?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Great?

Speaker 8 (32:49):
Do we?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
No?

Speaker 11 (32:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Bree?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
We thank you?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Is that a kiwi?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
That's a kiwi? But they do sound. They do make
other sounds other than that to a like.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Scary one, but yeah, the horrifying ones you don't want
to hear while you're camping.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
One point for teen Bree.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
So that's how the game works, Cody and nicholais one's
for you guys? Nicola A cow?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, well done, God, that was good for you, Nicola. Okay, man,
it's actually pretty good. But a bit of practice.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I won't ask after too much, Dearie.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
That was yesterday, had a milkshake?

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Oh, Bree, do you know better than that?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
We are on two points for team Bree, so you
could take home the win here, Bree, but another one
for Brian Clint.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Brie, Brie is that handball? No good? Guess?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Hamble is that?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Is that the sound of someone's scooter being left outside
the dairy?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Nick Minuttete, No, what is that?

Speaker 8 (34:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I know what it is. That is a pair of
Jandles shipping on your heel.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Oh and that's all that.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
It sounds like nothing, nothing else, just that.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh nut, Cody, we couldn't do it. But Brian Nichola,
you're the key. We aana, what's the noise? Gets the noise? Champions? Congratulations?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, well done Nichola. We'll hook you out with fifty
KC Chicken dollars. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Sorry, Cody. If Cody can guess this one, can he
have some triggen as well?

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Go on, Okay, Cody, this is just you. Okay, you've
got to get this. Are you there?

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, you gotta get this one. Katie, he got it
the hucker I was asking, Yeah, as the huger. Yeah,
ye AFC for everybody, everybody catch Katy Perry at the
AFL Grand Final. Over the weekends. We got a text

(35:29):
from our producer Claudia yesterday who said, guys, did you
know that AFL is not Rugby?

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
And we field as oval.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
And there's there's four gold posts and they wear singlets
and they wear singlets.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
That was a big one as well.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
I didn't know that I knew zero about af L.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
He really did know zero.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Katy Perry was the opening act. We talked about it
last week that she was getting five million dollars for
five songs, which we were like, yeah, we get it,
but that seems like a lot. Dy Perry performed nine
songs before the AFL Grand Final. She did Raw, dark Horse, Gorgeous,
which is a new one that no one asked her
to do, California Girls, Teenage Dream, Kissed a Girl, Chains

(36:14):
featuring Tina Arena, Iconic as the icon Lifetimes one of
her new songs, and then she finished on Firework. Controversially,
she didn't do hod and Cold, the master Cheft theme song,
which you'd have to say is Katy Perry's biggest song
in Australia, right.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I heard she was salty when they dropped it from
the intro?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Have they dropped it?

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
They couldn't afford it. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Have they got the weird intro that we have got now?
Burning up Emma.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I think they spent a little bit more money than.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
That Ous's budget. Man ours is not good and there's
a risk that the average ass he might have thought
that Katy Perry was doing the master Cheff song. You know, oh,
she must do a contribute to Australia's doing the Mastership song.
What a banger she did, like stadium remixes she did
and Your Girls, which was very good. What a banger.

(37:12):
You gotta remember there's eighty five thousand people in that stadium. Yeah,
it would have been huge.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
My favorite part of the whole thing was we now
have a new left shark. There's obviously left shark that
didn't know what he was doing at the super Bowl
when Katie Perry performed, And now people are calling because
she had all these people dancing in Unison and they
were holding up these big silver balloons and one of
the people like there's hundreds, like hundreds of them, and

(37:40):
one of the balloons that one of the people was
carrying has deflated, and there's just footage of this poor
girl running around with this deflated balloon.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Balloons too huge, like imagine like a wine bladder, like
a goon bag, yeah, but like big enough that four
people could sit on kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
And this poor girl is wrestling with this balloon that's deflated.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
It's so funny. You go, yeah, go look it up.
It's very, very.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Funny, she brought out. And not everybody's going to get
this reference, but you and I did, and I think
Claudia did. She brought out, Oh you didn't get it either.
It was lost on you.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
I kind of got it from context clues, but I
had no idea what was going on?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
What is it the Tina Arena surprise performance.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
No, Claudia has never heard of Tina Arena.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
You don't know Tina Arena either.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Apparently I live under a rock.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Tina Arena Aussie icon, kind of like Natalie im Brulia,
but a little bit older and has some global hits
like Chains.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
And again the remix is so good. Dang out. Tina
Arena was wearing one of the deflated silver balloons as
well as her out. But she looked fantastic, didn't she.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
She looks so good.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
We're watching it, and Katy Perry looked phenomenal. My wife
Lucy said, God, I need to know what her workout, regimers.
I need to know what she does to look like that.
I said, I can message Dean McCarthy our Hollywood correspondent.
He's friends with Katy Perry, and so I did. He
messages back and said, Katy Perry hates working out. All
she does is exercise, cycle and dance rehearsal.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Oh is that all easy?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Thence and case no. But also I'm calling bullshit. She
looks incredible. You do not look like that from riding
an exercise bike.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
She would have a full time trainer, full time nutritionis
time chef everything.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I know we're not playing it in you Katy Pierry,
but I think we should play the new song that
she performed. I think we should play that Lifetime song Lifetimes. Yeah,
not Woman's worth that everybody slammed that song's poose, not
that one, the other one. I think it's a really
good song.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
It's better than Woman's the other Woman's one.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
What to call.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Woman's world doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. The Lifetime song
was really good. Yeah, I think we should play it,
and I think we should let us know what they
think about. I think's going to blow up in Australia
because of that performance at least, but maybe here as well.
So shall we?

Speaker 11 (40:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Check her on, chack her on this is the New
Katie Pierry song, the one she performs Sick and to
Last at the AFL on the weekends Free Inklan it's
called pour Me a Drink.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
You know, woman who would have a tattoo in a
different language on their body.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Blake Shelton post malone, post malone, probably on his face.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah, you know he has so many tattoos.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, get tattooed. He's got a lot of face tattoos. Now,
what was the first one he got tattooed on his face?
Was like always tired, always tired. Yeah, yeah, we're like
everyone was like, poster, you've ruined your face and he goes,
not yet, I haven't. Oh will though, hold my beer.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
There's a woman, her name is Amy Dixon, who has
posted online about a tattoo she got in Fiji.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
In the Fijian language.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Random place to get your tattoo done. No offense to
Fiji or anything, but yeah, like I think, yeah, so
she just to.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Clarify she is not Fijian, sure, I believe not Fijian.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
What was her name again, Amy Dixon? Not a traditional
Fijian name.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Not a traditional Fijian name, and I believe she is
not Fijian at all okay, but she has decided to
get a Fijian phrase.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I get it, you get slipped up in the culture. Yeah,
you know, and Fijian's I mean lovely people when you're there.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I mean, I would never get a tattoo in different
language if I didn't know what it meant, and I
don't know if it'd be for me anyway.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, sure, I just feel like you're going to get
car Pei that DM monuola back though, weren't you?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I did get that one that's Latin. Yeah, but I
mean I hooked up with a Latin guy once.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
True, So car Paid has DM anyway back to back
to our Fijian anyway.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
She got the phrase, and now forgive me because I'm
not going to pronounces right mata nivola levu okay, And
she's now asking people who follow her what the hell
does this mean?

Speaker 13 (42:08):
I didn't know that fee chins could be so mean,
because now I've got a tattoo and I don't even
know what it means.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Can someone tell me what I have on my body?

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Please?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Okay, this is my tattoo.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
How does she not know?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I don't know exactly what's happened, right.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
She does do another video where she goes on to
say that she's spontaneous and it just was off. She
had been drinking and she goes in to get a tattoo.
I've found out what it means. Yeah, so just picture
this the tattoo. The phrase is all in lower case.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Where are no body?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Did you remember Claudia where it was on her body?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
It was hard to tell, but I feel like it
was either her arm or like the back of her shoulder.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah, I feel like it was the back of her shoulder.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Mata nivola levu. All in lower case letters means capital letters.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Whoever did that has a sense of humor, and I
find it very funny.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
She would have said, I want capital letters. Yeah, I
want a Fijian tattoo.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
In capital capital letters, and they go, yep, you can
do that for you easy ka bullavaranaka should I just
got that.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
It's not as bad as it could be. No, it's
not Harry Coconuts.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I actually, yeah, i'd much rather that. I think that's
quite funny.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Oh no, you'd probably rather Haary Coconuts. Capital letters doesn't
mean anything I know, but at least it doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I guess the irony is funny because it's all in
lower case.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
It's like a real life version of that scene from
Dude with My Car.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, what does this mind see? Sick dude? Such an
iconic scene. I thought, let's put it out there.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
We'd love you to call through eight hundred dials at them,
or you can text us on nine six ninety six.
Do you or someone you know have a tattoo in
a different language that you think you know what it means,
or maybe you thought you knew what it meant and
then you later found out that it didn't mean that
at all.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Slight typo changed the meaning altogether. Where's our gen X
listeners at with the with the Chinese lettering?

Speaker 10 (44:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Big phase? O, my god, Chinese.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Letter phase of Chinese lettering.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
It is beautiful like the Chinese lettering.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, but again you got to know what it says.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Also, I just are you Chinese? Do you speak Chinese?
Do you have any connection with China?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
To China? If not, then probably pick something else you
know on.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Hundred dollars tix it into nine six nine six, be
honest with us. Okay, it's okay, it's Okay, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
We all made mistakes. You can see some of the
horrendous tattoo as I have.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, your foreign language tattoo.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
A woman has gotten a tattoo in Fiji of a
Fijian phrase and she didn't know what it meant. Take
a list.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
I didn't know that Fijians could be so mean, because
now I've got a tattoo and I don't even know
what it means. Can someone tell me what I have
on my body?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Please? Okay, this is my tattoo.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
It turns out it was all in lower case lettering
and it said capital letters.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Wait, it was in lower case letters.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
It was in all lowercase letters and it said capital letters.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
And the phrase that's even funnier.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Translated to capital letters. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Well, Fiji is a random place to decide to get
a tattoo that nothing about. I love Fiji, I love
going there. I don't I've.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Never thought about getting a tattoo there, neither.

Speaker 10 (45:51):
No.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
So we're asking, what's the foreign language tattoo that you
have and do you know the meaning of it? Someone said,
my wife's got three china an these symbols on her
lower back. We've been married for eighteen years. I still
have no idea what they say when I ask, They
mean something different every time.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Yeah, she doesn't know either.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
No, I reckon it's an ex boyfriend's naw, I reckon,
it's something to do with her past that she doesn't
want you to know about you reckon. Or she's got
no idea.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Or she doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Someone else text her and said, I had a work
made a few years ago who got a tramp stamp
in Japan which she thought said love, but actually it
translated to welcoming.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I was a welcome.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Mat welcome out on her lower back.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
A tramp stamp to welcome mat.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Hey, guys, my tattoo is the opposite. My uncle got
a tattoo in a non English speaking country and the
tattoo was a quote in English, but they misspelled it.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Oh yeah, I feel like, at least.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Why would you do that? Do that? Where would you
get the non English speaking people to write an English tattoo?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
And why didn't you check it? If you are the
English speaking person, why didn't you check it? Someone else said,
my son's true true.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
The responsibilities on you as the English speaking of speltic work.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Someone else said, my son's name in Chinese. His name
is Connor, which is Irish, but it's on my four arm.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Thanks, Karen, So you got your sons. Why didn't you
get any gar name in Chinese on your forearm?

Speaker 9 (47:32):
Karen?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Is Karen Chinese?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
She didn't say, yeah, Karen, are you Chinese? Or is
your partner Chinese? Or is your son part Chinese?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Maybe not? Someone else said, I have chicken nuggets written
in Thai, but I tell everyone it says family.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
That's good too.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And if a tire person asks you win, when you
tell them you go chicken nuggets and they go, oh,
it does too. I didn't have my glasses on.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, Family for Life.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Birthday banger next. And that's weird to be doing a
birthday banger right now because of daylight savings. It feels
too light, doesn't it way too early? But this is
the new five point thirty, so I've been keen for it.
Ohoue hundred dollars at him and we can tell you
the number one song the day that you turn sixteen,
Free in Clint.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Free in clin.

Speaker 12 (48:20):
Birthday, Deep breaths from you on the mic.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I meant to hear the breathing, and you meant to
have the buttons to cover up the breathing, but I
missed the button anyway. This birthday banger of Daylight Saving
is here, everybody, It.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Is here, and we can't wait. Number one songs. When
you turn sixteen?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Who's up first?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Ryker is going to do mum's birthday banger? Hi?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Riker, Hi, Riyker?

Speaker 7 (48:46):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
How old are you? Ryker?

Speaker 7 (48:49):
I'm twelve.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Very cool name. We'll be hearing from you when you
turn sixteen. You can play then, but let's do your
mums for now. What's her birthday?

Speaker 7 (48:57):
The ninth of August nineteen seventy seven.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Alright, that means she was sixteen nineteen ninety three, and
on her sixteenth birthday this was number one.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
God oh wow. Mom's definitely got a foreign language tetto
on her lower back with a song like that. She
got it in the clubs. What does mom think of that? Riker?

Speaker 7 (49:27):
I've never heard of it before, but my mom likes her.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I told you she'd like it. Yeah, get her to
show you, Riker.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Tell tell mom to tell you about her go go
dancing days.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Let's go to teas, I teas, I Tess Hey.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Guys, how are you I'm really good work?

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Lovely test?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
How good is it to finish week while the sun's
still out? Tests?

Speaker 9 (49:52):
So nice?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
God, game changer?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
What do you do for work? Tests?

Speaker 8 (49:56):
I'm an early childcare teacher.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I'll get out there, mate, You'll get heats more sunlight.
What time do you finish in teaching?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Well?

Speaker 8 (50:04):
I was five thirty today, but we got out of
it early because all the funo showed up early because
they want to enjoy the sun too.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Probably love to hear it, love to hear it? Hey, tests,
what is your do?

Speaker 10 (50:15):
B It is the twelfth of the twelfth, nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
All right, that means you were sixteen in the year
two thousand and eight and on your sixteenth this is
the top.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
We can read like your bloody gaga poker face. What
do you reckon? Tests?

Speaker 9 (50:39):
Pretty good? I'm like the first one better?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Oh do you okay?

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Bit of mister vein culture bat tests? Got style?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
One more for joy?

Speaker 7 (50:47):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Joy, Joy?

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Bye?

Speaker 9 (50:49):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
How's your day been? Joy?

Speaker 9 (50:52):
Good?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
What have you been up to? I'm just doing gardening.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Oh god, I've been loving some gardening at the moment.
What have you been doing patch flowers.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I'm trying to plant some strawberry plants that I don't
want to put the monto soon because the sun's quite strong.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
So I'm just waiting till seven.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Very wholesome, very wholesome. On the Bran Clint Show today.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
God, that gets my motor running. Joy, You have no idea.
I just love it. Hey, what is your day to birth?
Fourteenth of July nineteen eighty folks?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Right, that means you were sixteen in two thousand and two.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
We've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
God, it couldn't fit you more beautifully waiting for the
sun to go down to put in their strawberry plants.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
So what do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Joy?

Speaker 7 (51:40):
Yeah, I remember that song?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Banger? Okay, wait there, Nellie Gaga. Culture Beats. I'm voting
for Hodding here or just say you're voting for culture Beat.
Hurry up, culture beat, mister bank Claudia. What's the winner
of birthday banging today?

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Culture beat?

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Luckily we're going to Ella for the vote today.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
How many minutes do we have with this? I'm gonna say?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Is it a.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Beautiful flour Riiker Mom? Just one birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Yay, Yeah, let's go Mama.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Lay Riker hates as much as Ella does.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Rikers like give it.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
It's a tune not tuning up Free and Clinton sit in.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
In Clint.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
It's the winner of birthday banger today now from Culture Beat.
It's called mister Vane from the year nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
No regrets here, Portia, any regrets from you, No regrets.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
No regrets, not a one and even one over gin
Z producer Ela didn't.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
It got me grooving and twerking and humping things I
didn't know.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Maybe you like transmitting.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
You need to stop putting your head in that area
of my vicinity because I'm sorry after report you, I apologize.
I mean it was in the heat of the moment,
so we move on.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
We're doing some very suggestive moves in Cortia's way.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Check out our instagram if you want to see it
right you catch your breath, Brent Cloness, but the be
we do it every day at five point thirty will
tell you what yours is tomorrow if you get through
the number one song on your sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Last week, I was very lucky to be invited to
that pizza hut all you can eat pop up stare.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Oh yes, and that where they recreated old school pizza hutstraw.
Yeah an good.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
It was great. Yeah, it was so nostalgic.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
The ice cream machine.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Ice cream machine was working a treat.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
They had the moose, they had all the desserts, they
had all the pizzas you.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Could dream of. It was really good. It's really cool.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
It's fun.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
It was really fun.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
But there was quite a few people because we got
invited to the event before they opened it to the public,
so we could go in and experience and have, you know,
have a go. And I went with ex producer of
the show, producer Elie and some of the other girls
that work here, and we turned up to this event

(54:17):
and I soon realized that I pretty much knew like
half the people there, like lining up for the event.
And I don't know if you know this about me,
but I hate small talk. Oh god, there's nothing, There's
nothing I hate more. I hate small talk. I'm the
type of person that I'd rather just get into a

(54:39):
real conversation. I don't want to dance around and you know,
the weather and all that kind of bs.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah, you don't want to go deep into deep chat
with everybody. That's where small talk has its place.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Now, I do no what if small talk does not
have a place.

Speaker 11 (54:53):
In my world?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
But small but deep talk, you risk like getting into
a conversation with someone who's got some weird point of
you and you're like, oh god, no, I have to
talk to you.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
That's when I just dip out. But I just I
just really.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Don't think anybody enjoys small talk. I don't reckon anyone.
I think it's a means to an end. I don't
think anybody loves it. It just kind of exists.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I thought this afternoon we could practice a bit about
small talk.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, it was definitely an art small talk.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, Like I hate it, but I think I'm pretty
good at it.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Do you?

Speaker 11 (55:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I can talk, I can talk a little bit about everything.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I hate it. I think i'm bad at it.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Oh, you think you're bad at it.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I'm gonna guess that Ella also thinks she's bad at it.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
I don't love it at all, Brie. I've noticed you
are very good at it. When Clinton and I together,
it's just kind of quiet.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
It's fine. It's fine, and I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
With that good at it.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Yeah, I'm good at talking about I'm just good at
talking a lot of crap.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
I don't like it and about at it.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Okay, should we all ever practice? Yeah? I think we
should be somewhere. I think we should be like in
a bar, a bar. We're in a bar, but it's
like it's it's a mutual friends at the bar, but
we don't know each other. Yes, so we know the
person whose birthday or whatever it is, but we don't
know each other.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Okaya, Oh, hi, who do you know here?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
The birthday boy?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Oh, the birthday boy. I don't know him. What's his name?

Speaker 11 (56:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
This is his birthday party?

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I know, but I got bought with someone else. I'm
a plus one.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Oh crazy, Yeah, that's his name. His name's Jeremiah.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
You don't know him.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I do. He's a bullfrog.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
God, that's a nice watch. How much money do you win?

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Well, this is not small talk.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
This is not small dog, she's big talking.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
What are your thoughts on the latest campaign trail with
Kamala Harris and Donald Trump?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
It's a good question. I'm just going to grab a
drink for a second. Hey, Hey, can I talk to
you for a second. Sorry, I'm just I'm just trying
to escape a conversation that I'm known.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
You know, I'm right here. Hi there though, how do
you fit in? Are you Mustache's girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (57:04):
No?

Speaker 6 (57:04):
I date the birthday boy?

Speaker 3 (57:06):
You take the birthday boy? Is his name again? Jeremiah? Jeremiah?

Speaker 6 (57:11):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Did he used to be a bullfrog? What's a bull frog? Sorry?

Speaker 5 (57:16):
I just I just have to say, Clint, I really
love your top.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
Where did you get it from?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
It looks like he's rifted it from like a very cheap.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Bargain shopping, not very good shopping.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I got it off trade me.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Oh yeah, question guys, if you had to murder someone,
how would you do it?

Speaker 11 (57:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
My god? Sorry? What was your name? We haven't been
probably introduced yet.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Hey I'm Nigel.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Hi Nigel.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
Been alone for a while? Got mates?

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Oh that's funny. No, I just got a sense of humor.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Are you in comedy?

Speaker 7 (57:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (57:49):
I've thought about it, but I don't think it's for me.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Oh yeah, what do you do for work?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
I'm actually work for this really underground company, like.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
It's a startup.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Okay, yeah, we're dealing with bitcoin a lot and Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Yeah, bin coins.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Is it like like, how far underground is your office?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Very we're actually mold people. It's an underground, right startup
for mold people.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
So another random question, now that we're all here and
all chatting, has anyone ever contracted contracted and STD?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
No?

Speaker 6 (58:21):
But I had I get thrash a lot.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
She's sucking And this is not small talk.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
There's a lot of home home remedies. Do you want
to come over here? I'll give you some of my
home remedies. I just don't just pull out. No, I'm
not gonna want to look at your bits. So I
just want to tell you what you can use. It's
a great party.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Can I don't smoke, but would you like to go
outside for a cigarette?

Speaker 6 (58:48):
I would like to start smoking too.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I love smoking. I can. Do you want to come
out and have a big puff of my vape?

Speaker 6 (58:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:57):
That's just oh no, I'm just a positive for I've
got to go home.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Oh my god, I have COVID. I even meant to
bear here. I'll come with you. We'll share an uber.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
Why don't we talk like this?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Would wear alone? Talk easy? Can I say one thing
about small talk? People hate the what do you do
for a job as a question you reckon. Yeah, they're like,
oh my god, what a cliche question. It's kind of
the only place you can go with someone that you
don't know, yeh, Like, it's the only way you can
find because you've got small talk is all about trying
to find common ground, because then you something to veer

(59:31):
off into.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I have a loophole for that.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
If you don't want to go out with what do
you do as a job, you could just say what
do you do in your week? And that opens it
up to them if they want to go.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
On true in case they don't identify as an employee.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, I've got another way that's similar to those, but
you can just say.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Hi, so did you come from money or if you
made your own?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Feel free to use any or none of those tips
that you're need awkward, stay together?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Oh god, I think we all did well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Would you guys, hypothetically, hypothetically if you had a body
in your boots, you know, like, what would you do
with it? Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I've come up with a plan, an idea to make
our partners. Because there's no there's no single people on
this show.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
We're off home taken.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
We all just emotionally intelligent and can hold down a
real relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
So far, good for us.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
So we've all got partners, and I thought we could
put our partners to the test this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
By playing a little game of callback Heroes.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
Brill incline stop.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Here's how here's our works.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
It's a pretty simple game. All of us have our
phones in our hands. We're gonna call our partners at
the exact same time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Let it ring twice, two rings, and then you hang up. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
First partner to call their partner back wins.

Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Okay, what we.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Wear as partner award lunch? I already have that. How
about how about how about let's make it interesting. Last
partner to call back buys around a drinks on Friday
pay day as well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
That's not fair. I've got my wife's putting our children
to bed at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
My my girlfriend works at the neonatal intensive care.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
You're looking after.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Baby or you shouldn't be calling her at all? I know,
but it's fun.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
My partner's an the gym.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Okay, we're all right here. We go three to one,
start playing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
One two end up?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Okay, up, okay, Oh my god, everyone's hung up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
Yeah, he was active as well.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I was just no, I can text, I'm not what
are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
This is my friend Sarah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Oh, hello.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Taste.

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
I was having to clean it from my ear.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
She's listening to Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I just had a call and a text. Was that
a mistake? Question mark? I'm now a case between Ella
and Clint.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I don't want to paint on time zone ones on
bath and bedtime.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
My god, this is so nerve wrecking. I regret the bit.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
He's an assie looking at flipping the porky pine things.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
What are they call now?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
I need to text my partner. It was for a
bit on air.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I would have thought it was an emergency. I was
calling them in the middle.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Of work because he knows not to bother me at work.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Like, she'll call you back then.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
I think we've lost. Ella, think we're losing. I think
if they haven't called back by.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Rather pay no, was that someone that was closed?

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
My partner's messaging me a lot now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Oh well, but our partners don't love us. I guess
I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
We'll update this tomorrow like this is still this is
still on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Someone has to be last. We will continue this until
one of your partners calls you back. We will update
you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Brian Clinton, his Dasher and Austin.

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
Live this town. Baby went free and Clint and that's us.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
We are done. Let's get the hell out of here
and enjoy this daylight that we now have at five
to seven in the evening.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
So much nicer, a big difference in our mats.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Huge difference, and it's going to get better and better
and better. I'm going home to because my family is
a way as well. I'm going home to cook a
steak on the barbecue outside for dinner. I'm going to
ride in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I'm going to go home and sunbathe Are you imagine
you to get the areolas out and get the areoles
out in my backyard?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
That would be the time to do it. Yeah, I
mean it's going to be more gentle.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Is it legal.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
To be naked in your own backyard?

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
It's a great question. I feel like, so long as
you're not forcing it on your neighbors, then interesting. If
you know that your neighbors can see you, then probably
as frowned upon. But I mean if they have to
crane their nick to see, then they don't have to look.
It's on them. Yeah, it depends, you know what I
look like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
If they're into it or not, put on Maybe give
them dinner and a show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
That's true. I think it's more illegal the less attractive
you are, gotcha. I think that's how.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
I'm in the clear.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Then yeah, you're good. Ye have a great night. Everybody
will see you back tomorrow on The Brand Clint Show.
I'm going to.

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