ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th October 2024

• Did you total your work vehicle? 
• We're interrogating Mumma Di to find Bree's high school sport trophies. 
• How is Chappell Roan's name pronounced?? 
• Ella's new game - How Many...? 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network zidim Is Brian Clint Saved
Like a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from nine.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
And now coming to UI Studio New Zealand's Free Got Everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Brian Clint Heavy Monday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'm still loving that opener as really puts.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
A pip in my step, especially on a Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Did you stay up to watch the NRAL Grand Final
last night?

Speaker 5 (00:36):
I'm sure bloody did.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Some of the best NRL I have watched, including Origin
in a long time.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Really, even though you didn't care about either of the teams.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
No, I didn't, But I love rugby league, so of
course I'm going to watch the final.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, you know, I.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Support the game, the game, the whole season. I'm gonna
watch the final, even though, to be honest, neither team
appealed to.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Me, the Panthers. Yet we've seen them win.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
They've won three times in the last hour long and
they and they won again in the storm.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
No one likes the storm.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
No one likes the storm. Nixon from my FM.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah, well, Nixon, time to get a new teammate.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I went to the Warriors game with Nixon to watch
the Storm Storm and obviously I wore my Warriors gear
to go to the game.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
He wore his Storm gear.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
He didn't tell me that he got tickets friends and
family tickets from one of the players. So we were
sitting amongst all the family members of the Storm players
and I'm there chairing on the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
He didn't even tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
That's that's a that's a boss man moved by Nixon.
That's boss man.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Today on the show, we're going to kick straight into
a round of trade verse. Lady with this is exciting.
There's only one point in this. This is tighter than
a sparrow's fart right now, the training sparrows.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Fat sounds like this exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
The trade tight could go level with a win today,
that could go eighty five all they or could.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
But who's it going to be? If you want to play,
you got to call through now eight hundred dials at M.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's tighter than the nun's wallet.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
I don't I don't spend any money free Inklin. It's
treaty versus leading. Already we go the trades and the ladies.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Could the trades finally even up the scores today? There's
potential of it happening. They're on eighty four wins for
the year. The Ladies. They're on eighty five Ladies. Client
from Dunedin with Dunedin.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
She's thirty two and she once left hospital to see Eminem.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Welcome to the show, Carrissa.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Hi, Carissa, thank you. What were you in hospital for
when you left to go see Eminem? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
How serious?

Speaker 6 (02:51):
I'm opin it.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
You're kind of serious. Have they already been taken out?

Speaker 7 (02:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, were you ready to leave hospital or.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, it's all good. I'm sure you were in control.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You're taking on our trades today from Totunger the thirty
five and they've got three kids in the back of
the car school holidays.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Hey, welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Fred.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Hi, Fred, high kids? Can can they hear us?

Speaker 8 (03:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
You are the liars.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
There's the kids, all right, Fred, You're going to be
on the Trady buzzer. Carissa, You're going to be on
Lady Fred. No pressure, but if you win this, you
will tie it up for the trades for the first
time this year. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Guys, Good luck to everyone.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Question number one fifty cent is producing a tell all
Netflix doc o about which disgrace rapper and music mogul.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Freddy p did E is of course P Diddy.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
That is going to be a doco to watch. Okay,
One to the trades. Question number two. The NRL Grand
Final went down last night in Sydney.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Name one of the two teams who competed. Carrissa's in
Oh no, Fred, you want to guess?

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Oh no?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Were the try It was either the Panthers or the
Storm Were the two teams we would have accepted. Question
number three, No points there. This artist played in Auckland
over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Who is it? Lady Caissa's.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Leo?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Nice Cariissa? She comes back with the one. Two we're
up to Question number four.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
What flavor is a classic popsicle in the blue wrapper?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Lady Yes, Carrissa, lemonade, lemonade. Nice work, well done. Two
to the ladies. One to the trades. Question number five,
how many legs does a lobster have? Is it six,
eight or ten? Carrissa, you think it was, but no, Fred,

(05:08):
Ten's correct, it is ten, which means we are all
tied up.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Here comes the last question. What is the largest state
in America? Is it California, Texas or Alaska? Carrissa just
got in Alaska.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Alaska's Carren.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's a lady victory. That was really tight. Ladies just
will not lie down and give up that lead. Congrats Carressa.
We've got fifty bucks cash.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Coming your way.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Thank you, well done, Carissa, come from behind victory free in.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
This is unfortunate, but for the biggest the number one
show for maritime and aviation news, this is basically Christmas.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
This news and it is maritime news.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
But they don't know the story you're talking about because
it's everywhere today.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And it is a disaster. Okay, it is a disaster.
Let's say that first. But everybody's okay. That's the main thing.
Everybody's everyone is safe. No one's being killed or hurt,
and that's the main thing. Over the weekend, the Himen's
it is monoui, a whole ass New Zealand Navy ship head,
a reef in some more caught fire and sink. It's gone,

(06:26):
it's underwater, it's gone. The whole boat has gone. No,
not boat, the whole ship is gone. There's photos of
it on fire, there's photos of it on its side,
and then there's photos of it going under the water,
and then there's just photos of the water.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Oh, eight hundred dollars at them? How bad was your
day at work?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Right? Everyone's okay? So that we will we will continue
to The ship's not.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Is not okay, it's to the bottom of the ocean.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
The irony is the h men's it is Man is
a research vessel and it was conduct a reef survey
when it hit a reef and sank. Not to be
too reductive, but you'd think that if anyone should have
known that the reef was there, it's.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
The people conducting the research.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's the reef research vessel.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah, you'd think so. If anyone is well equipped, you
think it would be them.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Only we had a way of knowing that this damn
rim was going to be here anyway. Imagine being the
person driving the ship. Yeah, not idea crashed.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
We only got that ship in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh so it's pretty new, brand.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
New as far as Navy ship's vessels go. It cost
New Zealand one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Yeah, that's an expensive ship.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
The cost to replace the ship how much is because
everything's gone up since twenty nineteen. Of course, the costs
to replaced the ship is one hundred and thirty million dollars.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Wow, God has gone up that much. Boats are so
damn expense. I really don't get it even.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
That when we bought second hand?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Is that was that second hand? Hundred million?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Second hand?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Boat bones are so damn expensive.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Especially when you crash them.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
So.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
We thought, are they going to buy a new one?
What are they going to do?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Or they just you know, is the reef research just
going to go out the window now because clearly there's
more that needs to be done.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
It's a really good point. Now is not the time
to stop researching? Really not that's hating our shirts. These
reefs must be stopped.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Isn't it wild things that deploy all.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Of our armed forces, not just the Navy to destroy
these reefs?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
We need all hands on deck, literally the boat deck.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Isn't it crazy to think that, you know, this happens
like still happens, where with all the technology out there,
ships still sink and these accidents still happen.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, totally, It's quite crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I
guess that's the reality of being in the Navy. You
don't think about that as someone as US land lubbers.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
We don't think.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
About that, But it is the reality for people out
there on the sea.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Isn't it. It's it's terrifying to be same with.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Being in the air.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Holding you up there, especially if you're in the air
in a New Zealand Defense Force plane. I mean the
problem that they can't get up in the air most
of the time our plane.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Which is probably safer for everyone.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
But once you are up there, it's very little stopping
you from coming back down. That's the thing we thought
we'd as this afternoon hundred dollars it in. Did you
total the work car or the work vehicle, the workboat.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
The work vessel?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Did you write off the company vehicle like the HG
men's How did you do that time? How did you
do it?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
And did you keep your job?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Did you keep your job? What was the value of
the vehicle? Was it your fault?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
We'd love to know.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
When I was a thunder driver in the early stages
of my career, this new girl started and we had
the whole fleet of thunder drivers out, so there was
like five cars out.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
And there was this girl's first day.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
And at the end of a shift, you always have
to fuel the car back up, and I get.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
This call from this new girl.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
And she said, oh, I was just checking that the
car's diesel. And I said, oh, great, good on you
for you for calling to check. It's definitely not diesel.
It's unlettered. And she goes, and what would happen if
I put diesel it up? And I said, I hope
you haven't turned it on, And she goes, what would.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Happen if I if I drove it back to world?

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Shit, Yeah, that car was stuffed.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
The black thunder would be the blowing black smoke. Yep,
did you run off the work vehicle? One hundred dollars
in m TIX nine sex nine sex. We can I mean,
if you still work, we can keep you anonymous.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
But yeah, you can stay anonymous.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
You did it.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's not your car, kept it in the ship's like,
not my ship.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
I'm not payings.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Not my ship. One hundred million dollar research vessel.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's only five years old, it's only in its fifth
year and corn it's not like they pranged it.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
It's under the water steak like that's a big work mistake.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
I wonder what the repercussions are, what actually happened?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Wridden warning? Surely ridden? Was this verbal depends on what
one it does. It depends how many navy vessels you've
sunk previously.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Might be first, second, and third warning all in one.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
All right, okay, so you jump straight to the next
the next navy vessel that you sink. Corn, I don't
know if you get two, pack up your pack up
your oars and get out of here.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
You only get you only get one free beat.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
And then if it happens again, someone takes it and said,
it's not looking promising for Team New Zealand and the
America's Cup all these other boat issues that we've been having.
Of course, we can't even get our bloody fairies to
cross the cook straight.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
At the moment. You know what is wrong with us.
We are surrounded. We are surrounded by water.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Okay, yeah, that's the last thing we wanted. Total boats
should be our thing.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
So we want to know when you're praying the work car,
when did you ride off the work vehicle gym? Is here?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Hi, Jim, Hi Jim, Hey here you go.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Good.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Thanks. We heard you may have had a bit of
a praying in a work card gym.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
Yeah, this was a long time ago, back in the
olden days of at Teachers College, when I was driving
a pizza car for some money on the side. Okay, yeah,
in the metropolis of Go and yeah, just honing around
and way too fast and this tiny little tin can car.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah right off the pizza.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
Yeah, the pizza car got right enough. I'm still to
this day maintained it was really my fault, but the
insurance can't be said.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Jim, what time companies said different?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
What time of day was it? I guess yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Were you? Were you doing skids Jimmy.

Speaker 9 (13:09):
To have a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I could telling Jim's voice that she knew she was
being naughty and unfortunately the car came off second Bess.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Is that right?

Speaker 9 (13:20):
You know, just just harrying.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
We were hurrying, Jim, Jimmy Jimmer. More importantly, how was
the pizza?

Speaker 9 (13:28):
I think it was. It was definitely on my way back,
so there was no pizza Oka The worst part, like,
it doesn't.

Speaker 10 (13:37):
Really drive very well back to them.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
I just sort of lived it back to the shop, which.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
You probably beat the axle, Gimmer, but I think it
was rough enough because it was tiny and old and
like not.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Wants to tell us at teachers college you weren't training
to be a driving instructor.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Were you Jimmy, No, that's right.

Speaker 9 (13:57):
It was just a pizza.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Someone said, My hubby's car got written off the day
before he was going to resign from his job.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
He had to go into work without the car to
tell them that he was leaving.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Oh no, that's the worst time.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
And obviously you'll be returning the car and you'll be like, yep,
the car, that's definitely fine. I'll be bringing that back
way to end on a good note. Yeah, oh my god,
is that this person here?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Jane?

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yes, that's me.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Was that your partner?

Speaker 5 (14:26):
It was? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
What did they say, Jane when they found out he'd
written the car off?

Speaker 11 (14:32):
Well, I mean, I don't know that they could really
say too much.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
It actually wasn't him.

Speaker 11 (14:36):
It's it's a bit of a story, but it's quite
a good story.

Speaker 10 (14:40):
We basically, we're out.

Speaker 11 (14:42):
The night before he was going to resign, having a
drink at the local country pub out in the beer garden,
and we heard the screaming in the bar and then
we heard this almighty bash out on the road and
we thought, what's gone on? So we went out the
front and what had happened is that a woman had
cut a man off further down south, and he'd got
so angry he had road rage, chased her for like

(15:03):
about fifteen kilometers, and she was in such a panic
that she came flying up to the pub, up to
the front door, got out of her car and ran
and screaming into the pub. And then he was behind
her in a van and he took the corner outside
the pub really badly, and he swung past and took
out the side of my hubby's car that was pub
parked outside the park.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
No, at least that's what you told your husband's employer
when he resigned, right.

Speaker 11 (15:27):
Jane, Yeah, it had nothing. Yeah, we had to explain was.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Today.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
So my company car got ridden off at the pub,
But it definitely wasn't your fault. Is that correct, right?

Speaker 11 (15:38):
We weren't even anywhere near it.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing wrong with.

Speaker 11 (15:42):
It because we went out there and it looked perfectly fine.
But we went round the outside of the car and
it was totally like it had to be put on
the back of a truck and taken.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
It was so bad I believed her just then.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
She's practiced his story a lot of time. Yeah, you've
nailed that. Jane.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yet they if you need any hate, Jane, if you
need any eye witnesses, let Clinton.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
I know, because we're there.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
We do a pretty good eye witness storybulous.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
That's good to think.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
I just came out of nowhere and he and he
clipped this car from the top to the bottom and
just he got out and he was just in a Yeah, it.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Was wild and he did a runner. But the police
founder I know, Jane, we were there.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
We were there, convenient, couldn't tell you who did it.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
No idea picture this.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
You go into a Salve Salvation Army, or a Saint
Vincent de Paul's, or a Save Mark whatever, and there
on the shelf all of your high school trophies, all
of your sporting trophies, all of your speech and drama trophies,
everything there for sale for like five dollars.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
And you can tell the yours because your name is
on them, every single one of them.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
There's a TikTok video of a guy in the States
who's gone into a good will, which is the American
equivalent of that. It's a second hand store, and he
has found somebody's trivies. He doesn't know the person, but
he's put it on TikTok and the way the internet
works as people find the person.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
That's just how exactly the days have a Listen to this.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
This is a message for a Phebe Kong.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
If you won't.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
All of your awards from all of your tennis, which
you're an amazing tennis player, apparently, I think your mom
cleaned out your room and took all your trophies to
the Goodwill. Oh and you did song cab oh and
your excellence and piano babe. I think your mom just
gave up all your trophies to the Goodwill. So if
you want them back on the Goodwill and Beverly full ofvard.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
In La, it's so funny, I'd be so offended. Yeah,
what's her name, Phoebe Kong? Phoebe Kong. If I was Phoebe,
i'd be ropable.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
She's she's replied, she has, and you would think that
she would be ropable too. I find it weird that
the store would put them out, the trophies, because she
lead they're worthless. Everybody except oh people love vintage stuff.
People love vintage. I guess if you're doing like a
set like a.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
You could just pull the plark off and then put
a new plant.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
You could go a new plark over top of trophy
and stand off Phoebe's name, put your own name on
there and be like, yeah, I was good at piano.
I want it. It was mean at softball. Yes, that
video has had over eight million likes already. That's crazy,
And of course it has reached Phoebe.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Hi, Phoebe cong here, owner of the trophies. I am alive.
I knew they would be donated. I clean up my
childhood bedroom.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
I'm just surprised that good Will took them.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Thanks for love everyone. Well you okay, Well that's all.
That's all right.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Then her mum didn't take it particularly well though, really,
and has high tailed it down to that god Will
store and bought every single trophy back.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
But she's the one that got rid of us, I know.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
But she's getting called out on the internet for bad mummy,
for bad mommy. Oh I want to give her a
trophy for worst mum Award. So she's gone down there
and purchased them all. The guy who made the original
video this is now obviously his content arc. He's living
off this. Yeah, He's like, nah, I'm going to go
and buy them. He went down to the good Will
store and he said, hey, I'm here to buy all

(19:17):
of Phoebe's trophies, and they said, you're thirty minutes late.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Someone just came in and bought the trophy and it.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Was the mum.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
It was the mum.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
But he didn't know that until he saw on TikTok
that it was the mum. Anyway, he went through the
whole store and he found one trophy left.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
So he's got one. He does have one.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
The guy who started this whole thing, he's got one
of Phoebe's trophies.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
That's so good. That's so the whole thing is so good.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
It did make me think because I I don't have
a lot of trophies from my childhood. Wasn't particularly sporty.
Got a lot of speech and drama certificates. But I've
got all of those.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, my house gave to me. She's like yours now.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Eat, But I know that you have a lot of
sports trophies that you didn't bring over from Australia with you.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
No, no, they were not high on my priority list.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
I left home.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
I didn't take any of the trophies. I would go
as far as saying, and I know this sounds like
I'm big noting myself, but this is just being honest.
There was an entire bookcase full of my trophies, Like
an entire bookcase filled with just yours, just mine. I mean,
I think there was a few of my dad's and
maybe one or two of my sisters and brothers, but
the whole bookcase, and there.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Was like one hundred medals.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, and just like trophies, all different types from all
different sports.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
You haven't lived at home for nearly twenty five years now,
long time? Do you think and your parents have moved
house since then?

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Yeah, this is the thing that makes me nervous.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Do you think your mom has kept all of your
sports trophies?

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Well, actually, before you think, before you tell me whether
you think she has. Do you believe that she should
have kept all of your sports trophies?

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Well, I mean, you know, in fairness, mum, no one
else in the family was win.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Of them, so you know you should have kept up.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Do you believe she's still got them? Are they on
display your parents' house?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
No, they're not. They used to be so in.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
The old house.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, in the old house before they moved like four
or five years ago that the bookcase was front and
center in the living room.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
The new house is bigger.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
The new house is bigger, but the room for them
the bookcase. I don't believe I've seen the bookcase.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Or built the house.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Though they could have put a custom bookcase in as
the Bree Thomas l shrine.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
There's no shrine in there, and I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
I have not seen them.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Stick with us because next we're going to get Bree's
mum on the phone to conduct an investigation into the
whereabouts of breeze childhood sports trophies.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
I think that's smart. I think so, because, as we
have learnt on this show, my mother has lied to me.
Remember my childhood dog that went to live with my
nan for a bit and then all of a sudden
change gender. It's because it got hit by a car.
Then my mum replaced it. We found that out on
this show.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Let's be fair to your mother. Though she has lied
to us, she has often been too honest with us too.
Remember when she told us you were concerned you.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Bring up the hallway thing. We're not talking about what
do you want?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
What do you want? Do you want?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Lies?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Or do you want the truth?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
I think a bit of both.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Sometimes a balance.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
All right, we're just talking about the girl whose childhood
trophies have been found at a second hand store in America,
like a dozens of her trophies, her based softball trophies,
her piano, tennisees, her tennis trophies. Some random guys filmed
them and being like, Phoebe, your mumy eat it all
your shit into the bin. Turns out Phoebe's fine with that,

(22:31):
but the mom is not fine with it. She's gone
and bought all of the trophies back.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
She had mum gills and went back and bought them all.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I know that you have a lot of trophies from
your childhood.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah, I used to be.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
At least there are a lot of trophies from your childhood.
Well there was, there.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Was, there was.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
My parents moved from our childhood home, I want to say,
five years ago, and in the times that I have
been there, I must say I have not seen the
trophies them.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I a This afternoon, we're about to conduct an investigation
into the whereabouts of Breeze childhood trophies. Please welcome the defendant,
Breeze mum mamma, die.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Good afternoon, good evening, guys. There you're going.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Good afternoon, missus Thomas L. I am constable.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
But and this is my colleague, constable head for sure.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
And say but and cheek.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Hey. We'll ask the questions.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
We'll ask the question.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Okay, die, do you know the whereabouts of Breeze childhood trophies?

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Absolutely? I do.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
I mean that's someone a guilty person would say that,
wouldn't They.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Are those trophies still located on the Thomas L Compound?

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Yes, they are located somewhere in the vicinity.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Okay, And that's vague, That's quite vague. And what say you.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
To the fact that in the five years that I
have visited this new vicinity, I've never seen, heard or
smelt one of the trophies.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Well, I mean we ended up kind of putting them
into multiple containers. Yeah, and then we kind of.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Kind of shattering the evidence. I see.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
No, I kept the major ones, which I mean was
I don't know how many, and you know that had
the most significant I suppose questions two questions, two questions.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Where are the major ones?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
The major ones are in the laundry in a container.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Where are the minor ones.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
They're in a forty four gallon drama up in the shed.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
We still have a sounds that we're talking about you
getting rid of dead bodies.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Have you uploaded any of Bree's childhood trophies?

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Well, to be honest with you, some of the ones
that were broken, they went, but I've more or less
kept most of them.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
How many were broken?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Any of them get broken when they were loaded into
a forty four gallon drum?

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Well, they've got, you know, like bubble wrap between them.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
And how many how many trophies of mine do you
reckon you still have in your position?

Speaker 6 (25:35):
I reckon, Brianna, I would have probably three hundred.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
The three hundred, are you including the middles three hundred?

Speaker 6 (25:46):
Yeah, that's not including the minor ones die.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Look, we want to believe you, Okay, there's more enforcement professionals.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
We want to believe you. Unfortunately for you, we're.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Not there to corroborate your story, so we were require evidence.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Talk is cheap. As we say on the beat.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
You have until the end of this afternoon's Brian Clint
Show to send us a selfie with one at least
one of Bree's childhood trophies.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Are you at a task?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Okay, you know what I'll do. I will actually send
a photo of the container as if I can lift it.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
You need to be in the photo, you neferably holding
a copy of today's newspaper.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
I like this.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
We've got her in a corner, she said her story,
and now we just hit her.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
We just we just keep driving it home.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Keep driving it home, and now we want the evidence die.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
We will speak to you later on this afternoon, but
for now, please take your camera and find those trophies.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
I'm sweating. And that woman that got rid of all
her children's trophies, she should be charged.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Heyte Bob and glass houses die.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and don't tell us how to do
our job. We won't tell you how to do yours.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Right, the defendant, let's die.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Let's see those trophies, all right? Sent through those fardos?
Will she get us the selfie before the end of
the show. Only time will tell thanks? Die to soon.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Thanks guys, love your heat.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Love your heats.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I mean that's I mean, I mean, I mean, I
mean back back to the.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Back to the cells. No, we do love you though,
love you by this is.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Very exciting bre you were away when we debuted Ella's
new game last week. Yes, it was a success, and
believe it or not, it's back for round two.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Great, then I get to experience it. Ella's very excited
about this. I'm excited and of it.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
It's a dream come true.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, if you behind the scenes here. Ella's been working
on the Bran Clint Show for how long?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Two and a half years? It always goes up when
I ask her. At first it was like, oh, it's
about two years. So two years? Just over two years
now half half.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
We're not going to go down?

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Is it last week? I see what you mean last week?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Anyway week, She tells them she's been here a week longer.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Her dream has been to get a game on the
Bran Clinchow and she's been pitching games for two and
a half years.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
It's a good game, and this might finally be the game.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Finally we've got a fancy new opener.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
We've got a fan. So tell us what you need
now and we'll go to a song and we'll come
back and we'll play the second round of your game.

Speaker 12 (28:31):
Okay, so the game is called how many I need
one callern?

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (28:36):
Sure, may one caller and then we'll play the game. Basically,
I'm going to give you a topic. This caller to
win needs to have the most items of that topic.
I give the most were the most out of us.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I'll explain it. Okay, it's just.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Coolk just cool. Just one person who.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Wants we're teething. It's fine.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
We're looking at the king.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah, hundred, yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I'll wait hundreds them it in. We need someone to
play Ella's new gamee if you dare.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Clint, welcome along to the secondive. A round of how many?
How many many? That's a good amount.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Follows brand new game that she invented. It's real. Yes,
So the game is called how many? The game is.

Speaker 12 (29:22):
The game is for the We have a caller up
for them to win, they have to have the most
items of the today's topic out of their chosen competitor
free Clint or Claudia.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
They only have to have more than one of us,
and they get to choose which one of us.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
That is, who to go up against.

Speaker 12 (29:39):
I'll give you the rundown to have the most items
within today's topic is how to win? When I provide
the topic, I need the caller to reveal how many
items of that topic they have. In the meantime, everyone
here is also figuring that out and writing that down.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
You don't know the topic yet, game no one.

Speaker 12 (29:55):
Knows, and so we're going to go to Amy.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Amy, Hi, Hello, how much money is in your bank account?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Us?

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Then?

Speaker 12 (30:10):
Okay, Amy, Today the topic is how many photos do
you have in your camera roll?

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Or go have a little look.

Speaker 12 (30:20):
Everyone else is as well, and when you're ready, you
can tell us how many you.

Speaker 10 (30:26):
Have photos in my camera role? Yes, I have thirteen thousand,
nine hundred and eighty seven.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh, that's pretty good. That's a lot.

Speaker 12 (30:37):
The aim of the game is to have the most
the most.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
And that's pretty high. Abe.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
You are challenge now is to pick either me, Brie
or Cordia as the person you're going to go up against.
So you need to be trying to think of the
person that you believe has the least photos in their
camera role.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
Okay, I feel like it's not Brie because she has
dogs and we all know how many people how many
photos people take.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
You're a smart woman, An.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
I feel like I want to go with Clint.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Your logic with Bri is sound.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'll remind you Amy that I have a cat and
two kids.

Speaker 10 (31:15):
Yeah, see, I've got two kids and a dog as well. So,
but I feel like you wouldn't take as many as that, Okay.

Speaker 12 (31:24):
And Claude goes to concerts a lot, and you know
when you go to concerts, you're spamming.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
She got a dog, a dog, no kids though, yes,
no kids.

Speaker 10 (31:32):
And she's and she's a bit younger than Clint, so
I feel like she really would take more.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Alright, And you go for the boring, I'll go doesn't
know how to work the camera role. You want to
lock me and Amy, you want to go head to
head with me? You want to take me on?

Speaker 10 (31:48):
I do I do?

Speaker 11 (31:49):
Right?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well?

Speaker 12 (31:50):
Before we get to Clint, we need to see if
you've made the right decision with Bri.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
And I don't know how to check. You've been quite quiet.
I'll try it. Trying to figure out how Claudia, what's
your number?

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Okay? I have in my camera roll eight thousand, three
hundred and twenty two.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
You would have won if you chose Claw, you would
have won. Do you know how ella this is? You've
got the new update day. Yeah, I don't know how
to check. This is crazy. You've got like seven thousand videos.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
We're bringing in external support right now.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Do you know how to check? What the heck? I
don't have the new update. Don't look at the don't
look at the locked folder. It's because you're still sinking.
Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 12 (32:36):
I don't know, girl, I do know you had a
lot of videos on there, seven thousand videos, and then
there was one thousand selfees.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
No, there wasn't. I don't take that many selfies, you
know what, you know what, let's right her off.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
It doesn't matter because she didn't choose you, so we'll
shut yours down.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Now.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
All that matters, Amy, is whether you have more photos
your camera roll than me.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Yeap, here we go. He's smiling. That mustache is smiling.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Amy, I can reveal I and your number was thirteen
thousand plus, I can. I can reveal I have eleven
thousand and nine and eighty eight photos and camera.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Peaked correct. Done.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Amy, We've got KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Amy, congratulations, yay,
thank you. Maybe some of those photos to the cloud,
you know, maybe maybe you know downsides that album a
little bit, go through and get rid of some screenshots.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Probably should Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
This is a new phone too. Yeah, that's confusing.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
It doesn't start at Mere bought a terrorbyte phone so
she didn't have to deal with the photos on your phone.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Now it's not singing, Shut up, Brient.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Clin Nick's on the show. PJ is joining us on
the show.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Found It Okay.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Middle late than never thirteen thy three hundred and eighty two.

Speaker 10 (34:06):
What was your number, Amy, thirteen nine hundred and eighty.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Okay, there you go. That's how many.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Maybe that's how many, Baby'll be back. It's how many mondays.
We've decided a lot of things sound better. I feel
in a British accent, you know, there's something about it
that just adds a level of class or intelligence or
just depth to some things. Some British accents, I think
most of them. Yeah, well yeah, it just makes them

(34:36):
a bit more interesting, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
They say things in fun ways, especially when it comes
to insults.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
And I think I've figured out through this meme that
I saw why that is. They wrote British insults are
so funny. Literally, just stick the words you absolute in
front of any noun and you have.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yourself a top tier British insult.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, they do put absolute in front of everything.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I thought we could test it out this afternoon. Okay,
and just do that. You put you absolute in front
of any now and any item that you can think of,
and see if it comes off as a as a
good insult. For example, I could look at you and
I could say you absolute toaster.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Yeah it works, It.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Works, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:19):
You absolute chest freezer. I kind of take that one
as a compliment. I do love a chest freezer.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Things in the room. You go, oh you absolute laptop.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I reckon even more when you put this, when you
put the English flavor on it.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Oh okay, And I'd be like you absolute stampler.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Works?

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yes, produce alor did you have anything you want to ask?

Speaker 5 (35:47):
I stink like a river.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
No?

Speaker 7 (35:50):
You don't get these things, do you do?

Speaker 5 (35:54):
You have to see absolute first? You stink like an
absolute river. No, what the hick? You absolute two piece feed?
What the hick?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Ella?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
You absolute chicken breast?

Speaker 7 (36:09):
Thank you?

Speaker 12 (36:12):
You you look like an absolute No?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
What are some actual English insults? They always say you
absolute plonker.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, that's a good one from the English. What else
do they say?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
You?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Absolute light bulb? You absolute life? And they all work.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
You can go.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
You absolute Honda jairs, you absolute get Okay, no, no,
she's got one. She's got one. You can't say any
of the words no, leave her, leave her, cancel.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Okay, Ella, you's such a slag. Okay, they do.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Say that, they don't say that, but that's not what
we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Ella, that's jokey.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
I was never good at school.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Do you know what you continue to do it? Ella?
Your absolute menga, you.

Speaker 12 (37:01):
PingER, you twat, you absolute absolute computer mouse.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
You, absolute scrubber, absolute white board.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Mark, absolute bucket hat.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
You absolutely you look like a potato.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Sorry about a woman from Florida is going viral around
the world at the moment after she was about to
get married to her boyfriend, her fiance that she's mid
dating I believe for about five years, so they've been
together for a while. It was three weeks.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Until the wedding was meant to go ahead, and she
pulls out, Oh pulls out from the wedding, doesn't really
say why. It turns out six months later she's getting
married to her maid of honor, whoa plot twist, major
plot twist.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
And to turn around and being engaged to be married
within six months. Yeah geez, I mean, I know the
cliche is that lesbian's the relationship moves fast, but Hall,
that's fast.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, that's where the you Hall lesbian term comes from.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
You all lesbian?

Speaker 4 (38:13):
They move in with each other after two weeks and
then engaged after four and then married after six weeks.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
The jokers, they're into you Hall Van on the third date, right, yes, yeah,
to move in together.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
But yeah, her story is quite interesting because she never
really knew.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
She's like, I never knew that I was gay.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
I never had these feelings until I had them kind
of thing. It's not like this underlying thing where she
got engaged to, you know, this guy.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Knowing these things about herself.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
But she's like, I'm so glad that I didn't go
through with it and I didn't get married.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
How close to the winning did she call it off?
Three weeks?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
You have to wonder if, like who because someone to
someone estimate the first move right, and did her did
her maid of honor say to her at the Hens party, Hey,
I just need you to know before you go through
with this wedding that I'm in love with you and yeah,
if you would have me, I think we could be
very happy together, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Like, where is the point?

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Who said? What win?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
When did she realize? What was the thing that happened
that made her go I don't want to marry him,
I want to marry you.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
The plot thickens because her maid of honor was also.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Married to a man.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Oh my god, okay, and these two have just fell
in love with each other.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
And I think as the story.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
As the story goes, they both realized that they had
feelings for each other.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I'll both sipping out of the penis straws at the
hins do and they were like.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Someone cancel the stripper, I'll do the job.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
The only plot twist left is that the two discarded
men get together. Well, that would be that would be
full circle.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Can you just imagine though, not that it bloody matters,
but just imagine the family at Christmas time and someone
breaking that news to Auntie Sarah down the road being like.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Oh no, she no, she's actually with such and such.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Like the family, it would be the talk of the
family for the next ten years.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Family group chat, the side family chat that she's not in,
you know, because they've got the main group chat and
you've got a group chat with each it would go
into overdrive.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
It would send the Internet into a spin because there'd
been just so.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Much going on.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, great plot twists.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Massive plot twists.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
I thought we could put it out there this afternoon
on eight hundred dials in m What was the huge
life plot twists that happened within your family?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yeah, you did not see that one coming.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
It can be anything, but it's just one of those
things where you did not see it coming at all,
and you were like, wait, what.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Ideally your plot twists worked out well, you know, ideally
in the end it worked out well, but not always,
not always.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
I think this worked out well. Although he was disappointed,
he did understand. Yeah in the end, yeah, well lucky
they hadn't got married yet. Makes it easier, doesn't make
it easier. The other husband, though.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
He was pretty upset, as you should be.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
They just bought a new build yep, honest to God,
to give dog, to give back the money she had
custody of the stupid dog that he didn't even want.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Didn't give the money back to the government for the
new bill.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh, and you can tax nine sex nine sex. We'd
love to know what your life plot twist was. What
was the big life plot twist that happened in your family.
A woman was meant to get married.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Three weeks out from the wedding, she pulls out, says,
I can't do it, and six months later.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
She was marrying a man.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
She was marrying a man.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Six months later she ends up getting married to her
maid of honor.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Plot twist from the first Someone texted and said, yeah
sc queens.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
They said, that's not you, Aul.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
They've been friends for ages, so.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Yeah, true, I had been friends for a little while.
We have no idea how long they were secretly in
a relationship, do we No. I don't think they were
in a small Well, that's a good question. I just
don't know. I was not there.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
You don't know. You just don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
So we're asking, what's your plot to us. We've had
some pretty serious ones come in that we don't know
if we're right for the radio. But let's go with
some of these ones. Someone said, I found out I
had a half sister at fifteen. She knew about me
all along, as well as our extended family and my parents, grandparents.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Et cetera.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
I was shook that nobody had told me sooner, and
they all kept the secret from me.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Do you have a relationship with your sister now? And
why did she know and you didn't know? I have
so many questions.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
You'd feel betrayed. Yeah, if everybody except you knew, because
it wouldn't be a plot to us, to them, it's
only a plot.

Speaker 12 (42:54):
Knew.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
And why did they keep it from just her?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah? Why is a secret sister? It's got to be.
It's got to be the way the sister was. It's
got to be a cheating sister.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Eh, love child, love child, the right to love child,
baby cheating.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Hello, I'm the cheating sister.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
It's not the sister's fault.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Someone texted her and said, plot twist in our family
was my auntie had two adult children.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
No one knew about.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Two adult children.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
What where did she keep them?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
And when did you find out?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Someone text and said I got a tattoo to represent
our family and my marriage. My husband thought I wouldn't
go through with it. He was in denial, even tattoo tattoo. Yeah,
he was in denial. Even when I traveled two hours
to get the tattoo done. I got home, he didn't
talk to me for three days. Now we're divorced. Now

(43:44):
the tattoo just represents my children with the flowers that
represent me, not us. The X is now, with someone
who has tattoos all over their body, you would be
a pass about that.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Abi you would, you really would. It would really irk you.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
And I'm sure the tattoo. I'm sure you know this.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I'm sure we're not telling you, and I'm sure the
tato is not the reason that your marriage. No, it
will be the straw that broke the camel's back, or
the catalyst for something.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
And tattoo that broke the camel's back, the tattoo that
you got on your lower back that broke the camel's back.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Someone ticks her and said, my husband blindsided me one
day and said he didn't love me anymore. We've been
together for twenty years. Two months later I met my
new partner and we've been together for a year now.
Good for you, good for you, No, good for you.
I hope he's single. Actually, you know what in fan
as people do for lad life.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
If you don't love someone, you don't like something.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Unless he cheated on you, then screw that guy. Buddy,
probably didn't.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Sounds like you did it the right way.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah, it sounds like it was actually quite nice about it.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Hey, I don't love you anymore, and you deserve I mean,
to be with someone that loves you.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
There's no way, there's no nice way to say you
don't love someone anymore, is there.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
No, it's the most brutal thing you can say to someone.
You have to twenty years of marriage. Yeah, but you
you have to do it.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Someone said I have identical twin cousins who had children
with the same woman.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Holy smoke that my brain just worked through that one. Yeah,
I have identical twin cousins.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
So let's say they're identical twin boys, Jack and John,
Jack and John, they both had a child with the
same woman.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I need to know if the children identical. I need
to know if the children are identical.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Well, of course they're not going to be. I imagine
if they are.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Control.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Imagine if she got pregnant at the same time with
two babies, one from his and one from the other.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Dudes, imagine, oh, you're going to both whether.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Who knows they both had a child with it, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Imagine Christmas time the twins are like, we do everything together.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
We literally get the same woman pregnant tomorrow at KFC.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Oh my god, my notes just fell off the table.
You can It's all right. You're a professional and professional.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
You're a professional.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Okay, Adam squeal. KVE Currency day at KFC tomorrow. If
you take in fake board game money, you can swap
it for real food between ten am and four pm tomorrow.
If you're keen to win some KFC chicken dollars, you
can text KFC currency. That's k IF currency is one
word to nine six nine six three.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Birthday.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Let's get into your birthday bangers for a Monday. This
is where we take people's birthdays, figure out what was
the actual number one song on their sixteenth Then we'll
play our favorite one.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Warren's going first. Get a Warren gidd A, Warren, Gooday.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
How you doing good mate? How was your weekend?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Good?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Thank you very much? Good to hear? Hey, Warren? What
is your birthday? Third of July nineteen eighty six? All right,
that means you were sixteen in two thousand and two.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
We've done our calculations and here it is, bang banger
banger from Nellie? Will the did he scandal take Nellie
from us? Only time will tell?

Speaker 5 (47:13):
I feel like I haven't heard his name mentioned.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
All millennial music is up for grabs at the moment.
But we'll see for now. It's a banger, right Warren,
you're into it, def am Yeah? Good okay, cool tune.
Let's go to Nigel for a birthday banger. Gooday, night,
good day Nige.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Hello there, how was your weekend? Nigel?

Speaker 13 (47:33):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (47:34):
It was wonderful, caught up with friends at dinner at SkyCity.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
I think to complain about.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Oh, that sounds like us couldn't hollod weekend from New Nigel.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Hey mate, what is your birthday?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Second of June nineteen sixty.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Alright, that means you were sixteen Nigel in nineteen seventy six,
and on your sixteenth.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Birthday this was at the top.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
A classic from Abba Nige.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Then what do you reckon? You're an Abber fan?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Well, I wasn't originally and then I did become an
Amber fan.

Speaker 10 (48:15):
I have to say it's.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Kind of warm. It's warm. It does feel warm, like
a big hug almost ever, I'll get you eventually, Mike's
going to do the last bit. They're being going to
get a mic, get a Mike going, yeah, we're good mate.
What do you do for your weekend to.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
You Nelson for our boys. Great weekend?

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Oh lovely?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Was it already summer in Nelson? I feel like they
get the best weather there.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
It's beachy, mate.

Speaker 8 (48:42):
It was pouring down with rain.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Ah, there you go. Okay, it was poor and everywhere,
wasn't it? Hey? Mike? What is your birthday?

Speaker 10 (48:50):
Twenty six of Wargus seventy nine?

Speaker 5 (48:53):
All right?

Speaker 4 (48:53):
That means you were sixteen and nineteen ninety five and
on your sixteenth this was at the top.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
TLC, it's a banger, come into it. Wait there, Mike,
We've got a tough decision to make between Nellie, Ebba
and TLC. What's your gut telling you, Brie.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
My gut's saying Nelly is a Monday vibe.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
My gut and who knows how long.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I don't want claudiaa know, to just respected Nige. I
don't want Claudiada vote for Ebba.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
It's not the best songs. I do love Abba, but
Fernando is a bit.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Of Fernando is not the vibe. I'm just trying to
get married.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Claudia would choose that because if we don't agree, it
goes to her and she has the ultimate say.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Yeah, Fernando is a bit of a down buzz for Monday.
I do. I'm gonna play it safe.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I'm gonna I'm going to go with you. Am I
going to give the wind to Warren? Congratulations?

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Great, Yes, we like it.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Just before we do it, Claudia, what would you have
voted for?

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Is actually going to go for waterfalls?

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Yes? Shut myself.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
It's the beer.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
They get into it.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Warren's Winter at their Banger from two thousand and two
on zim Brian Clint, Oh.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Clint, Millennials gathering, gathering, guys, huddle up, huddle up, Millennials,
Come on in, Millennials, Clint, Claudia, La.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
You can stay out there.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Hi, I am here. Have you got any magnesium supplements?

Speaker 5 (50:38):
I've got some melotonin.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Fantastic, I've got I've got the real the good Ship,
the strong.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Ones wigging on the melotone could could even get.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
To the hundreds. But they might come in next weekend on.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Starship and Let's go to sleep.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Hell yeah, bit of caskater.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
We need to talk about something because either us millennials
and maybe everyone use as well. Maybe it's not just
the millennials either. We have been saying something wrong or
the Internet is wrong again. Okay, okay, So here's the situation.
Do we have a hook of the song Claudia. Who

(51:15):
is this lovely young lady?

Speaker 5 (51:22):
I mean hot to go? What a banger? The artist's name.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Chevulroon chapel roone vs.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
At the mont Claudia. Yeah, chapel Roon. Let's just check
from the gen Z bench over here.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Chapel row No, you always call her chapel ronan.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Chapel Okay, okay, we are united cross generational unity.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
We've all agreed chapel. Then why is this woman saying
something different?

Speaker 13 (51:59):
An eilish a chapel rowan, chapel chapel rowan or rene
rap chapel rowan or girl in red.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Chapel rowan or tigan.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Chapel Who woman and British. It makes me think that
she knows more than me because she's got a British exc.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Well, chapel rowan or chapel roan is American? Yeah, so
I don't think that gives her a leg from America.
She's not from America. It's spelled r o a N
r o a N but grow but grown ap g

(52:40):
r a in grow growing w.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
In the middle right.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Can anyone who's cool and knows the answer to this
help us on the text machine?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Chapel, she says, Chapel Roan.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
I've never ever heard someone else call her Chapel Rowan. Yeah,
have you no like if you're if you meet someone
with the name Rowan, it's r o w E N
usually or r o w a N r o w
a N.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Yeah, like, it's never r oh a in.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
What is part two?

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Do I need to do this as well? Some highlights
for you.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
It's more of her saying it than me Rowan.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Wait, Oh my god, I text A text has just
come through and it says it's Rowan. Trust I'm a
lesbian and we know our people what.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
I'm not gonna argue with the lesbian. I'll argue with
the lisbian. I'll argue with one do most nights search TikTok.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
She tells the crowds to stop calling her the wrong name,
and then tells them how it's said, which one is
the right one? You guys are correct, She's wrong. Someone
else said it's don't care song is so annoying.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Oh yeah, now I don't know.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
I really don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Now I thought we were going to come in here
and do a funny beer and then we're all gonna.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Be like, Ah. When I ask my steering wheel to
play cheval Rone Pink Pony Club, it always comes back
and says playing Chapel Roone on Spotify.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
So Chapel Rone can we eat Claudia?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Is there any way you can find because she was
on Jimmy Fallon, right, she was on Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Can you get Chevalone's phone number?

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Yeah? I actually have it at my phone already.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Is there any way you can find where he introduces her?

Speaker 7 (54:33):
You know where he's too.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
She would have she would have corrected him. She's got
that vibe but her Yeah it's Roane.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Yeah, she's not gonna, you know, not correct Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
God, that lesbian was so authoritative with that text message
that I was sold.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
You know now I need to text that lesbian back. Yeah,
I'm just going to text her back. Are you texting
her about the Chapel Roone thing or just about something else?

Speaker 5 (55:00):
If she's got the best stuck and borrow.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
We're conducting an investigation and how to correctly say Chapel Roan.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
At least we thought it was Chapel Rome.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
We've all been saying Chapel Rome.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
The person whatever then that sings this song.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Blowing up, I thought.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
It was Chappelle. There's a whole different Kittler first, not Chapel.
I thought it was Chappelle Roan. Oh wow, really, I'm
pretty confident it's Chapel.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
A lot of lesbians coming to coming to her defense
or also to Hoose defense, to Chapel Rowan's defense.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Oh this is what Then some lesbians because because the
first one that text through said it's Rowan. Trust me,
I'm a lesbian and we know our people. Then another
lesbian text through and said lesbian here as well. I
haven't got a bloody clue.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
So this is the evidence.

Speaker 13 (55:58):
We are presented any Irish or Chapel Rowan, Chapel Chapel
Rowan or Rene Rapp Chapel Rowan or girl in Rad's
cha Chapel Rowan or Tigan.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
So is that reporter saying it wrong? Or are we
saying it wrong?

Speaker 5 (56:16):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Now Claudia has done some very fast investigative journalism and
she has pulled a clip of Chapel saying her own name.
Is that correct?

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Claude.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Yeah, this is the iconic clip that everyone will actually
have heard before.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Okay, okay, is this the I'm your favorite artist's favorite artists,
favorite artist?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah, the big reveal. Listen up, lesbians, this is the answer.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
My name is Chapel, I'm your favorite artists, feverite artists.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
We played one more time. Sure, absolutely, my name is Chapel,
Chapel Rowan, I'm your favorite artists, feverite artist.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Do you think it was breathy? But it was definitely Roan?

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Do you think so many people started saying it wrong?
She was like, acrow it. I'll just go with Chapel Roone.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Oh oh god, you know you reckon?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
It was originally Rowan Rowan.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
We'll always have Sabrina Carpet. We know I say her name.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Sorry, he's got a message from me. Is it show
worthy or is it an off message?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
It's off? He okay, yeah, tell us.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
Now, Clint just was trying to talk about a song, but.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
He said the wrong names. What did I say? You
said Slow It Down by Zack Bryan. But it's called
pink Skies.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
What you're on?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Ago?

Speaker 5 (57:44):
There was ages?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Ago?

Speaker 5 (57:45):
No IM good to call these things out.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
True, even professionals Claudia like me, even seasoned veterans from Improvement.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
So he doesn't think that about himself.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
No, people, Yeah, it's good to know that you.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Will always call you out on your mind.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
It's good to know that you think that I can
take feedback. That's what at the end of the day.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
That's actually don't But it is my job to do it.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
So look on Clint's face in the past where I've
seen you take feedback that you are like, I do
not agree with this.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
You know, I've said this to you. I've said this
to people in front of you before. Yeah, people who
are new to the radio industry, Yeah, what's.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
My main bit of feedback?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
But my main bit of advice to them be careful
who you take your feedback from.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
I mean, it's good advice, it is good advice. But
you just think you don't want to take any feedback
from anyone.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Oh no, there's people.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Will you take my feedback that? Select for you eight?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Select conference me with Hosking and.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Get him on the phone. What about pious feedback my feedback?
Will you take that?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Or I said the name of the artist wrong? Oh no,
generally will you take my feedback feedback in general? Yeah?
Are you going to give me some? But I do
most days? Okay, Ella, did you take my feedback?

Speaker 12 (59:04):
When I roasted you and I was like a really
brand new freshy, did you take my feedback?

Speaker 5 (59:08):
I took a tart.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
I did.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Yeah, it's the perfect example.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
I took it. I took it deep in. This is
over time. I've had enough. So unless we're getting paid
for this, I'm going to get out of here.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
You kind of rushing the show.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
I feel like cray pets. You're actually getting paid. He
only hangs out with you when he's on the clock.
That's not fair. You know, I love you about it?
Can I say I appreciate the honesty that sex fifty
seven not seven. I still love you.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
For three minutes, we'll do the feedback on Clint while
he's not in the room.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
I feel you do it anyway.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
So.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
Clint, on instance, Facebook, TikTok and Live weekdays for three

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Did him