ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd October 2024

• What are we doing for Halloween this year? 
• How to live to 150. 
• Getting rid of people after a party. 
• TUNA ON A PLANE. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM Podcast Network, ms Brian Clint, New Deals weekly
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
And now coming to you.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Studio ne Zealand.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Can Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Everybody, Welcome to the Brian Clint Radio Broadcast.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Gooday guys, Happy shoesday to y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Did you just have a bit of a slobber little
drawl came out? Yeah, you're in that. You're in that
era like an old cat argon. You'd be a drawler
when you sleep.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's like you know when someone burps after a meal
and they say it's all compliments to the shift.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
For me, when I drawl during sleep, it denotes.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
The quality of the sleep, Like if it's a really
good sleep, it's like my partner.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The better the sleep, the more the drool. That's what
I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You can tell how well slipped I am by.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Why when people drool during their sleep and they sit up,
there's always like.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
A patch, right, a patch of drool, and then there's
always a tiny darker patch of drool. Okay, yeah, I'm
not sure.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Because that's obviously where it's been instant drool for the
last couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Anyway, can you waterproof pillows.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You can get a waterproof case for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Then it rustles around under your head and it's kind
of slippery.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh no, but you'd put a pillow case over it. Yeah, no,
but it's still kind of slippery.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, I feel like i'd suffocate anyway. Look, these are
not problems that we're facing. It's a very minor thing,
very minor thing.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But don't worry your pretty lots of people.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Okay, I wonder how many what's the percentage of people
who drool during sleep?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Claud can you look that up for us? That's important. Actually,
we'll wait here while you do that. I think it's important.
I do too. Have you ever thought about that? No,
what's the percentage? Is like how many? How many people snore? Yeah? Right,
and what's the percentage of that half? I feel like
snoring would be fifty fifty, wouldn't it are going to
be like forty sixty?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Key, we've got some drawling data ready for us, Claudia.
What's the percentage of people who drawol during this leap?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
There's no official percentage, but it says most people, so
over most.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
People, okay, some more than others.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I've got the snoring estimate, an estimated forty five percent
of adults snare occasionally, while twenty five percent snare regularly.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
We're pretty spot on, won't we.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
All right, Brian Clinton, let's get into our show today.
We're gonna put someone in the drawer to go to
New York City for the Jingle Ball.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
At four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
We're gonna put someone in the drawer to go to
Sydney for the Wicked Premier Yere at five o'clock, we're going.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
To play Trady Verse. Lady right now, if.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
You want to play, gives a call eight hundred dials
at m. We'd love to have you on and see
if you can win yourself that fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Cash free inclin a round of Trady versus Ladies.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
All right.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
We like to keep keep score.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
We have been doing so for the last three years,
but it resets every year. So the score lined for
this year sits at eighty six wins for the trades,
ninety three wins for the ladies.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
If they can pull it off, this will be the
first year the ladies have won.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, yes, no. The late the trader is the decider,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
This is the deciding year. So the one one year,
the ladies of one another year. This is the decider.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's right. Yeah, is the big one, the big one
our ladies. Calling from Christia.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
She's thirty one and she manages both of her children's
sports teams.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Welcome to the show, Reagan, Hello Reagan. What sports do
the kids play?

Speaker 6 (03:54):
People in touch?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Which one's your favorite one to managem?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, you can say that it's just the sport. You know.
We didn't ask which is your favorite kid.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
No, it's not which is your favorite kid, but which
of the kids plays nipball?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's your favorite?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
You're taking out trading today from Putataro. They are twenty
five years old and their first word was a swear word.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Welcome to the show, Corbyn. Hi Corbyn, Hello Hello.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Would you say it was one of the worst swear
words or just a mild swear?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Oh it's probably just a mild one the worst ones
out there.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
What's the letter that it starts with?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Well, I was a big fan of cars, so I
used to say fast car really quick.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Ah yeah, I can ye put two and two together.
Lovely Corbyn, your buzzes Trady Regan your buzzes, Lady, First
of three correct dancers gets.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Fifty dollars cash. Best of luck, guys, Here we go.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Question number one, what sport do our world champion white
Ferns play?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Trading? Yes, Corbyn, No, there's the silver ferns. Reagan a soccer. No,
that's the football fern.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I mean to be honest, guys, it's all very confusing
and I think it's something that they need to readdress it.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, because it's all they all just MESSI into one.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
But they don't work together, like don't there's no correlation. Yeah,
it's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's just all over the place. The white Ferns play cricket, guys, cricket.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, they just recently won the World Championship ships on
the weekend, so good on them.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Question number two No points there.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Who hosted the twenty tens TV show Family Feud in
New Zealand? Lady, Yes, Reagan, Well done, Reagan, it was
Die Henwood.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
One point to the ladies.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Question number three buzzing when you can tell me who
sings this song?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yes, yes, Corbyn, it's good, Yes, but no a little
bit more Reagan.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Alicia Keys is correct, well done. You threw it up
and it's stuck. Two to the ladies. None to the trades.
You've been unlucky, Corbyn, but you need to get this
next one if you want to stay in a Question
number four, name a planet other than Earth in our
solar system?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Colburn? Well done, Corbyn. He's on the board with one.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Question number five, name a meat dish served raw?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, Corbyn, sushi, sushi.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
There is types of sushi that is served raw. We're
all tied up in this game. Here comes the last
question for the win, question number six. The US election
is about to take place in the next couple of weeks.
Name one of the candidates that's in the running.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Corbyn, Donald Trump, Donald Trump to come from behind trading victory.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Well done, What a game you are lucky Reagan, but
well done, Corbyn.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Come from behind, like Clint said, and we'll get that
fifty bucks out to you.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Thank you. There we go. Anything can happen and Trady verse, lady.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
We talked about this when the news came out, but
I was reading about it again. So guys, this is
not a drill. Flybys will end very very shortly, and
if you were left with flybys points on your Flybys
card inside your Flybys account that you got from your
Flybys retailer.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
They're just going to expire this now top aware, yeap.
What are they going to take from us next? What
am I going to take from us next? Now that's gone?
What else?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
What do you call?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Bring back Blockbuster? I say, I do too, bring it back?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I do too. I'd go, I'd support. I mean, if
they didn't, if they weren't so stroppy about the.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Lake latesey, we remember it with roast and glasses. They
were like Friday and Nuts at the Video Star was
so good. You forget that if you were a day late,
they sent you to Dick Collection Agency and ruined your
credit history forever.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure DVD.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
My mum missed the payment on our on our Honda
accord one year because of our late fece. The guy
at the video store would always hit on my mum
like we always hit on it and we were kids.
So we go into the video store and my mom
loved movie like loves movies as well, so.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Did she or did she love being hit on? Not
by this guy?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Like we always loved going to get a movie, but
it was the only one in town because I come
from a small country town.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
So we'd have to brave for the fact that this
guy was going to be all over.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
He was your he was your only way to see movies. Yeah, crazy, crazy,
time to be alive.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
He had this like curly, oily mullet, and he'd be like, oh, hi,
it's looking good today.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's I'd be like, back off, it's butter grease from
the popcorn in their hair. So the popcorn all day
and then they're slucking their hair back.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
And you'd always do this thing where you'd be like, oh,
you've gone a few late fees.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Still hair dime. But I'll wave them for you. Sure
we can work something out, love, We'll wave them. There's time,
give her a week anyway. This is not about video stores.
This is about Flybys. Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
It will end in seventy days, which, to be honest,
I thought it was sooner when I wrote this down,
but ages away.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, you've wricked two and a half months. You wit
until New Year's Eve. You've got till New Year's Eve. Okay.
The CEO so.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Far, we'll getting in a head, okay, getting you early.
The CEO of Flybys New Zealand. Jan f Flyby I
don't know, said in the news today. Once we close
Flybys at midnight on December thirty, first cool job for
someone on the on the New Year's Eve boot stick around.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
And close the fly By store.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
All outstanding points will look spire, So spin them while
you got them. Claudia, you've been on your Flybys account today.
You've been accumulating points without even trying, and you've been
buying some Flybys today.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Them like two weeks ago. Because I'm like cool, I
got to get this done because I forget so I
spin them and then in the meantime I've got eighty more.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
I never had a Flybys cad. I bet you've got
some points though, how I don't know. How does Coldia
have no idea? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I've got one hundred and five points.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, see, Claudia has a fly Do you swipe that?

Speaker 8 (10:30):
No passive income?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
What did you buy?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I actually treated myself to an air tag, but I
did have to like supplement it with cash.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay, Oh how much cash did you throwing? Like thirty bucks?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's how they can Yeah, I had one hundred and
five points. I've treated myself to a bottle of sevy
on blanc.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh, yes, that probably won't be much good. It looks
a right, but I have to go and collect it
from the liquor store. How convenient. Yeah, my mum. I
remember my mum got a unid in cordless phone when
we were kids.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, that was our big flash. That was our big
Flybys purchase.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I remember my mum always wanting the Flybys points. And
I don't know if my mum ever bought a single
thing using the points, but she'd always be like, it's there, Flybys,
and she'd always be swiping that Flybys card.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I don't got to go there because they've got fly Boys.
She never used it.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I want to know this afternoon. We've asked you this before,
but look, you've only got seventy days. Guys only got
seventy days, so we want to know what's counting down.
What's the best thing you ever or your favorite thing
that you ever bought with Flybys.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Hey, you've got so long that you could actually buy
Christmas presents because that comes before the end of your
Flybys card.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh true, you could do it for Christmas. Prison buy
some Christmas presents with your fly Bys ear pods two thousand,
four hundred points or something so holy Toledo, that's so many.
But I mean, who knows, you don't, chick, you may
have that many points. You don't know. You don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
You probably don't unless you're like a really high businessman.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hundred dollars or text ninety six nine six of all time.
We're looking all the way back to the nineties. What
was the greatest thing that you ever got?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
With Flybys?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
If you don't spind your Flybys points by New Year's Eve,
they will be gone forever, forever, forever.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
It happened on my It happened on my air New
Zealand air points They expire after a certain while, and
they kept sending me emails being like, hey, thirty eight
of your points are about to expire unless you use
them on the Airpoints store.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, and did you use them? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I bought a keep cup my partner, nice and some
cleaning products nice.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's never anything you need a Now you're like, I
guess I need it. I guess I guess I need
an electric frying pen.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Maybe you know.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
So we want to know it's the best thing. As
we say, rip, who was the best thing you ever
bought with your flybys? Vicky's here high Vicky, Hi, Vicky, Hi?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Are you good?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
What'd you give it back?

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Give the yearly subscription to the Rugby News for our child.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
That's not a bad thing to get magazine subscription? Does
he read it?

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yes, he's got a very extensive collection.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh bit, yeah, okay, I bet yeah? How many do
you reckon he's got?

Speaker 9 (13:20):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (13:20):
I think you've been getting it since it was about
is now.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Twenty you're going to need how you're going to need stuff?
But paying for that subscription when flybys in, you know
you can.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Start buying it himself.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, Vicky, I hear you, I hear ye. They grow
up so fast. Thanks so much. Let's talk to Tegan.
I know one hundred dollars of him. He taging, Hey, guys,
going good? Thanks? What was the thing that you bought
with your fly Bys points?

Speaker 7 (13:45):
So it wasn't me, It was my mum. So growing
up she would spend about seven eight hundred dollars on
groceries every fortnight because we were a big family.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Wait anig family? How many? So at home? Three kids two?
But she would also help my.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
Brother out as well, and other family members and so
she would obviously rack up the.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Fly By sports obviously.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
And it got to the point where underneath her beard
into that was like four toasters, four drugs, toasting Chris
machine carts taken?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Would she whip these out at Christmas time?

Speaker 7 (14:22):
With someone thatself a family was like, oh my jugs,
that's a blood. She'd be like, oh, here's a jake, I've.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Gone for you.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Sounds like a saying, but yeah, jugs never break and
toasters never break.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
So you just to.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
My toaster broke one day at home while she was there,
and she straight away went onto.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Fly Bys get you on the day she was hoping
to Sounds like a lovely person taking that's great.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
A lot of foot spars coming in, a lot of
people saying, I've got a foot spar with my Flybys.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Have you ever seen anybody use one of those foot spars?

Speaker 4 (14:57):
The only time have you ever used a foot spar
was after Dame Susan du Voi and I did that
fifty kilometer walk and we did a footspar together.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
At home in my living room. Where'd you get the
foot spar um? Not off Flybys? No, but we're glad.
Did you go and buy a new one.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I think we just had it. I think it was
from Kmart or something just like a cheaper one.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I've never seen a single person us of footspar.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Someone tax through and said they bought a new GHD
with their fly with their Flybys points.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Someone reckons they got an iPhone fourteen with Flybys. I
can I even again to imagine how many flybys?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Whoever texts that through the iPhone fourteen? How many points
did you need for that?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
My mum's still proud of her brother.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Label maker that you can print out and stick on
to containers, eg.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Baking soda.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
This would have been very early in the two thousands,
and you bit, every item of clothing that we owned
was labeled with our initials.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
After that, How good? How bloody good?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Someone else said, a husky wine and beer cooler, kids toys, perfume.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm going to really missfl Marie. What's the greatest thing
that you brought off? Flybys?

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Cure the guys we get each other Christmas present. Got
a Savan handbag, Sathan Walant and just waiting until we
stop earning them. And we're about to get about two
brand worth of travel boucheres.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Whoa how many points do you have to rack up
for that?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah? Uh, you are? You've clocked flybys?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Where are you collecting? Can we ask you for your secrets?
Because it's about to finish anyway? Where are you clocking
up all these flybys points?

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Credit card has the connection to flybys, most energy and
all the other things that we could clock out.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
You're going to be dreading. It's really going to impact
your lifestyle, isn't it, Marie?

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah, no, more.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Than that puts the cordless phone to shame, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
A lot of people are getting really cool stuff, like
what about this text? I got a blunt Oh, I
got a blunt umbrella. Sorry, I should have read the
rest of that year fly buys, fly high fly high By,
fly Highs.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Halloween is next Tuesday, I believe.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, thirty first of October. All the Halloween parties will
be this weekend and next weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I went to a Halloween party last Friday. Was it
scary that the costumes were scarily good? Okay?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, like everyone went all out, Like it was hard
to pick best dress because everyone was so good.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
But it got me thinking about what I thought you
were best stressed? You reckon I was your reaga and costumer.
It was great.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
It's funny you say that, because I mean everyone at
the party was like, I love your outfit.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
And it's on the top of the list for the
Times magazine. What they're predicting is going to be the
most popular Halloween costumes this year.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Lucky you got it early, then, I know, did it
before anyone else?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Do you want to hear some of the other ones
on the list what they predict So they reckon Sydney
from the Bear TV show.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Okay, so some tattoos? Which from is Sydney? Isn't Sydney?

Speaker 5 (18:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Why is Claudia shaking her head at me?

Speaker 8 (18:30):
Just the girl, right, it's not the bear himself. It's
the girl.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Oh yeah, and the bear. Yeah. How do you dress
up as her? Just dress up just a blue apron
and a white T shirt. Put guy's name. The main
guy's name is Kami. Is that his name? His character's name?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, I feel like Jeremy Allen White here.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
To dress up as you wear a tight white T shirt,
put some tattoos on curly wig. Curly Wig, You're good
to get a cigarette. But they reckon any characters from
the Bear are going to be popular. They also reckon.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Season three of the Beer sucked so much. By the way,
was it three or four?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Three characters from the Pixar movie Inside Out two?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Oh yeah, okay, like the emotions.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yes, and they named especially the new ones in Anxiety.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Going to be super popular. They reckon, what are you
wear to be Anxiety?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Well, they all have like outfits in the movie. It'd
be pretty easy to dress up with them, to be honest.
The party that I went to there was all the
Pixar Inside Out characters and they were my favorite.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
They were my best dress at the party.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Chapel roon, Oh, that'd be a great Halloween costumes is.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Another one that they reckon is high on the list.
Beetlejuice going to be very popular because the movie's because
of the movie.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
And Time magazine.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
They reckon one of the most popular costumes to wear
this Halloween, Reygun.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
She's made global waves.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
I would trademarked a Halloween costume and just distributed it
around the world.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
You would have made hundreds of thousands.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
If I was her, I would have done lots of
things like Saturday night Light.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Linton to the joke, had a laugh about it not
taking it so seriously got my knickers in or not? Yeah,
maybe it's last year, but I feel like it's not
hers to us, but huge Taylor and Travis Kelcey would
be a good costume.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's been down, hasn't that is it? Yeah? Okay? Maybe
a zombie Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey did Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, they're.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Headless, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey. You know where their
heads are on a platter?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
What's Kiwi? Christopher Luxon would be pretty easy to go as.
You just wear a.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Ball cap yeah, yeah, and a suit and a little
in New Zealand name badge.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
And fifty dollars worth of groceries.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
No sixty I think, sorry, sixty dollars worth of groceries
and then just put a sticker on the front my
weekly shop, Weekly Shop.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
That'd be good.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You could go as the TV three news room too soon?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
No, okay? What else could you go as? What's been
big in New Zealand in the last twelve months? People
are always good at this on the text machine, we.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Want to know what's your Halloween costume this year? And
do you think you've nailed it. Do you think you've
got something iconic that you were going as for Halloween
this year?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
And are you willing to share the idea with us?

Speaker 4 (21:30):
What is your fantastic Halloween costume idea?

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Andrew, does it in or you can text it to
nine six ninety six. We're going to see if we
can find the best Halloween costume for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
At least the Carrington would be a good one.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Oh yeah, the goat in the boat. Yeah, got a
little cardboard kayak around you. Pretty fun, it'd be really good.
It's Halloween next week. The Halloween parties are going to
be banging this weekend and next weekend, So we're trying
to find what's the greatest Halloween costume this year?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
My magazine have said they've predicted rather some of the
most popular costumes for this year, which include Beetlejuice, ray Gun,
the Break Cancer Chapel, Roan, characters from the new Pixar
Inside Out two movie, and characters from the Bear TV show.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
You have used your raygun out for already, and if
it's that popular, you could sell it. You could dry
cleaner and sell it and someone else. They wouldn't have
the full package, you know, because you've got the raygun
face to go with the raygun.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Out for people at the party.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Go went too when I literally doubled talk when you
walked in and thought it.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Was her, like she would show up in her Olympics. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Hey, depends how much she was getting paid. If they
showed it the money, she probably would.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
So we want to know what are you going is?
Have you got a great idea? Ella's caught up?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Hi? Ella, Hi, Ella, Hi? Who's going as what for Halloween? Ella?

Speaker 6 (22:53):
So my partner's going as Morgan Wollen with a fold
up chart.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Because he threw the chair off the balcony? Yeah exactly?

Speaker 10 (23:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
What was it off a six story balcony? No? No, no, no,
I think it was like a story up above the street.
Wasn't nothing.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
It was off the sixth floor. I'm pretty sure that's
why it was so dangerous.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Is he going to follow through? Ella? Is he going
to throw the chair?

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (23:16):
It depends on much drinking.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I suppose same with Morgan Wollen to be honest, Yeah,
just like morgana me a drink. That's not him, No,
that's not But I took a stab he's the other one.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
What's the other one, Claudia that he's on? I had
some help he's that one? Oh yeah, I think really different.
Summer's caught up high summer high summer, hi booky Halloween.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
What are you going to dress up as?

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Me and my best friend we're dressing up as like
gold diggers with like well like.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Like gold skirts and like gold chains or like gold sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Like like you were going to say, like kind a
gold digger.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
I thought you were going to say, like like a
John Dia or a Massy Ferguson.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, like some kind of midwestern gold panning person, look
like a like an actual digger.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh gold, like a golden How old are you someone
to be dressing up as a gold digger.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
I'm certain.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
That's good. That'd be very funny.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Someone said, I'm going this Halloween as Tom Phillips, the
missing Mudakopa man who's in the bush with his children.
How would you dress as that big bald head? Yeah,
camouflage and children.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Hopefully you've got your own children you can take. Someone
else said, I'm going as a train broken into pieces,
so it's going.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
To be train wreck. Oh that's clever. That's quite fun.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm very short, so I will be going this Halloween
as a garden gnome.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I like it. It's also my birthday. Perfect perfect, yeap,
nailing it. I love this.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Someone is going as a New Zealand Navy captain for Halloween,
like the one that sunk the hymn zis on the
reef and yep, yep yeah, I love hugely topical, very topical.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Only happened recently. Someone else said, I'm going as a vape.
Maybe then people will miss me if I go missing.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
You will.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
If you go as a vapes, you will be the
most popular person.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
At the party. Once everyone's had a few drinks, Everyone's
going to want to on you. People will be all
over you. Someone said I'm going as someone with crippling mortgage.
Dit h. That's that's relatable. That is very relatable. What
do you do? Just just dress up as like a
normal person.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Someone said I'm going as slim Shady from the song Houdini.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh yeah, what is it? What's he?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Claudia's our resident imminem fan, Claudia. What's so special about
the Eminem Houdini music video?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Aren't they all dressed as the same eminem They're all
have the blonde hair and the outfits is like they're
all exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
So the original classic slim shade, Yeah, the originally slightly older. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Someone else said, my daughter broke her arm, so we
are dressing her up in a sling bandages and her
pony with the signed pony for sale.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Good with kids. I like that because she's covered in bandages.
That's so good. Well, goodlick everybody. It's going to be great.
If you have a good costume, you'll be very, very popular.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Just don't make the mistake that breedd and choose a
costume which requires constant like movement, like interpretation like yours
was a breakdancer, so every time someone saw you, you
had to do some breakdancing.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Look, I'm not gonna lie. My hip flexes have never
been sourer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Everyone thought it was so easy until I saw she
does so sore. We're going to get classical next, where
you and I will take on Ella in the in
the music guessing game, in the classical music in the in.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
The classical music guessing game. Let's get classical.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah that yeah, pop songs, classic style phone pings.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
You me, Ella, what could go wrong.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
You can text through either our team, which is Clinton, myself,
Brian Clint where one team we played together, or producer
Ella Ella, whatever you want to text through. She's the
other team.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
She's currently stuck in the toilet, so if she doesn't
front in time for the game, she loses.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
By default we win. We win.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I'll just take that into account as you're texting in
your boats. Okay, she's currently nowhere to be seen.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
She hasn't turned up. No, if she doesn't front, she
doesn't win.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
We'll play. Let's get classical is the classical music guessing game.
But Claudia, what.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Were you about to say? Producer?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
You sound you sound like my mum when she's like
talking to us kids, and she'll call me all my
other siblings names.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Will get to the.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Dog before he got to.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Get in here.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
This is where Claudia takes pop songs and gives them
the classical music treatment.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
She sure does use a magic classical wand and then
we take turns.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
Guess I play all the instruments myself.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Fortunately for her, Ella has made it back just in
time for the game.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
I'm good, Are you okay?

Speaker 7 (28:23):
It?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Sweety? Do you rush things? I?

Speaker 10 (28:25):
Think I had some bad sushi.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
You don't even eat the part that can make you,
so I don't know what it's going to come out.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
The part that can make the rice is the most dangerous.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
I got it at three o'clock, so I think I
had bad rice.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
What would what vegan sushi consist of rice andocado? Anyway, Claudia,
you're gonna run a game of let's get classical. It's
me and bree versus Ella. No mercy, no mercy, Ella
nor we're in for something today.

Speaker 8 (28:54):
We all know the roles basm with your name.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
If you think you know it, unless just jump straight already.

Speaker 9 (29:04):
Ella, Ella Apple, Charlie xx, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Take that question, mark off. I was close. That was
pretty easy one. That was an easy one. No, that's
a brand new that's not easy. I was right there.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I literally went Charlie x e X and needed a
couple more beats, I would have got it.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
You didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well done, Ella, thank you even in your sorry state.

Speaker 10 (29:31):
And I got it, guys.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Okay for the listeners when she gets it that quickly,
you know, because they don't have a chance a chance.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
That's our radio experience coming through about n BA.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
The listeners in mine. We like to give them time
to enjoy listeners in on the game. All right, I'm
alla is just selfishly chiming in. But that's okay, shut up.
I mean each of their own.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
Knew that.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
Let them listen clean.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I don't let's slow it down by bins screwdum listeners
point for us.

Speaker 10 (30:12):
Can you tell us when you're about to play it
this day? You're already and then I don't know that
it's happening, Adamie firework, Katy Perry?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yes, is it? It is? Is it? It is?

Speaker 10 (30:33):
I win the me?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, you win. I had nothing this week. Quinn.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
You chose Ella as the winner, so you've scored fifty
km C chicken dollars. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Okay, you're welcome. Welcome.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Quinn were in last so you could win when we're
just selfless like that.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
So nice of you, guys, Even in my sorry state,
I pull it through for the listener for itself.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Comes to no comment. What the dolent?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
We were talking to our producer Ella earlier today, who
helped celebrate her sister's twenty first birthday over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
How did your speech go that we were getting you
ready for.

Speaker 10 (31:17):
Guys, you set me up to win. It was awesome.

Speaker 9 (31:20):
So you helped me right the start, and then I flew,
flew like a little baby bird from the nest.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
You are welcome, Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
I was really good.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Start off with a strong joke, and then you get
everyone into a false sense of security, and then if
you have speech bombs after that, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Just get out, Just get out.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Just curious to know what happens at a twenty first Now,
and did your sister do a yard glass or twenty
one shots?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Nah?

Speaker 10 (31:45):
I mean people still do that.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
It was at your family home. And by family home,
I mean the family home that Ella, her sister, and
her other sister and her mum all still live at.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
And you said that one hundred and fifty people were in.

Speaker 10 (32:00):
Yep, it's enormous.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
That's a huge house party.

Speaker 9 (32:04):
Fear like, my mum bought the house back I don't know,
in two thousands when houses were cheaper and they had backyards.

Speaker 10 (32:12):
So we do have a lovely bay.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I'm just saying, year old outside, I'm just saying I
haven't heard of a house party with that many people.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, since since it was on the news. Yeah, where
that you stid out of control. Yea.

Speaker 9 (32:28):
Why it was so cool because everyone has had the
twenty first season and my sister's friend group, but they've
all been at like Venus or whatever, so they really
did enjoy a house party. It was really fun. But
I noticed at the end of the night, it's two am,
we're all tired, the lights are on, we're cleaning up.
There were some people like chilling out, lingering, lingering if

(32:51):
you will, offering to help.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Those people drink the rest of the king or whatever.

Speaker 10 (32:58):
Yeah, and I was just like read the room a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
How many people was it? And how many lingerers? Do
you think?

Speaker 9 (33:07):
There were a couple a couple and they were deciding
whether to go to town or not. So I who were
they in relation to your your system?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Were they like.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Good friends or were they like friends of friends or
were they cousins?

Speaker 10 (33:21):
I really don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
They didn't even know that they awkward twenty five year
olds at a twenty.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
First thankfully not all twenty four, so you didn't even
know the people like I.

Speaker 10 (33:30):
Knew of them. But yeah, I'm not sure how.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Tight Oh my god, there were so many people at
that party. That we're getting ticks about it. Someone just
ticks in and said, yes, Lucy's party was a total vibe.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
So hopefully, hopefully it's not the lingers.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
I know, I'm really nervous now.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
You asked us for if this happens again, what's our
advice to get rid of someone from a party that
has finished? Yes, I'm not a person who don't wanted
the party, a person who has overstayed there.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Welcome and it's time to go home.

Speaker 9 (33:58):
Yeah, like there's a host wig of signs out, like
we start cleaning up or you know, like do you
have a ride home?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Kind of check you're getting home? Possibly now? So have
you called an ober?

Speaker 8 (34:12):
How do you do it?

Speaker 10 (34:12):
Because? Yeah, it was interesting.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I put on some suggestions. I was thinking about this. Okay,
I thought you.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Could do fake fire alarm just to clear the property
and then once everybody's out, you go, oh, oh, well
see you know, and then shut the door.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
That would wake up the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Stage a home invasion, and so it's you, it's your house,
You pull on the mask and everybody got out.

Speaker 10 (34:34):
That that's a bit excessive.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
What about if you just say to them, hey, while
because you're the only one left here. Can you put
some hemorrhoid cream on for me?

Speaker 10 (34:46):
My nighttime cream?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah? And just say oh.

Speaker 9 (34:50):
Wait wait wait you use no, I don't, but you
could say your yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Or you just say hey while you're here, before you
before you go, can you take a look at a
rash I've.

Speaker 10 (34:58):
Got I actually dove one, I've got spot.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
You don't like fake fire alarm? What about actual fire?
We did?

Speaker 10 (35:06):
We did have a fire pit. I actually throw a
straw hat in there.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
What about what about if you if you start telling
them that you think the Earth is flat? Oh yeah,
and you want to talk to them, you know about
the theories as to why you think.

Speaker 10 (35:22):
Did the moon landing actually had?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Bringing up conspiracy theories?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Just hang one of those spoons off your nose and
say that you think the vaccine magnetized you.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
You know like that honestly? Yeah? Yeah, and just oh
you know what else you could do?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
You could say to them and get real upset and
just be like, I genuinely think I was abducted by aliens.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, and I'm now pregnant. I can't All of these
are silly or are they?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's something would actually work if you turned the power
off and pretended that you had a power cut, or
because no one wants to stay if there's no music.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
No lie, now we cut the music and there were
lights on, or you just say to them, who the
hell are you the lights are on? Unless you're gonna
help me clean up, get the hell out of my
house midnight.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
You don't have to be polite anymore.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
Now.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
That was two am, two amommy, and go to bed.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, just come out in your paja. That's what I
always do.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
I go for a shower and then I come out
in my pajamas.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
And he's still here.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
And it makes people feel real awkward, especially when I
don't put a bra on.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
You know, people don't know where to look. They're like,
I guess I'll walk home. It's all good, it's all right.
I'm going Franklin.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
There's a woman that has captured a moment on her
phone that is going viral after she posted an Alaskan
Airlines passenger cracking open a can of tuna on a flight.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
People are so angry about fishing public, but I feel
like a can of tuna.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Could be the perfect if you're going to be way
of food on a plane, quite like a can of tuna.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
It's a it's a realy source of protein contained, it's
going to handle the cabin pressure well.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
In a confined space. It can be tricky and it
can be quite a threatening smell.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I would say.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
We talked about this earlier and someone said that's basically
a can of cat food.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I disagree. I disagree to.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
But the smell, I will admit, can be quite pungent. Yes,
produce a clawd can.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I just ask, what did you have for lunch today?
In this tiny little tune tuna pasta?

Speaker 8 (37:38):
Okay, well see you did it smell? No comment?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh I didn't smell it? You went in right? I see.
I see. Technically, if you bring it up on air.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Today, if you're having tuna and a can on a plane,
that's technically a can of fish inside a can of people.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah. WHOA can in a can, A can in a
can in the sky.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
The story made me think about the iconic film Snakes
on a Plane, where there.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Was which would you rather be?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
I mean, which would you rather both? Very threatening scary times.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Biddley snakes or slightly wiffy fish?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I mean both scary situations? We all know the iconic
movie Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, and
I have managed to get my hands on the sequel film,
which no one else has. This an exclusive. It's coming
out very soon.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Kate Roger doesn't even know about this yet.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
You know she will now she listens to our show.
But here is the sequel to Snakes on a Plane.
Tuna on a plane, thirty thousand feet in the air,
A hidden danger lurks among them.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Hey, you know all those security scenarios we ran, Well,
I'm smack in the middle of one.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
We didn't think of.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
The emergency exits won't save them, but one man could.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Enough is enough. I have had it with this motherfucking
Tunah on this motherfucking plane.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Everybody strap in. We're about to open some fucking windows.
Can you guys smell that this summer?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Sit back, relax and enjoy the fright Tuna on a plane.
You know the craziest thing is I only changed like
three words from the real trailer.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Still works. It's pretty much the word for word. Yeah, terrifying,
just in time for Halloween as well. Scary staffe.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
You don't want to find yourself in that situation. It's
a horror film.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
People got to relax on these plays.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Man, could you cat me do the same trailer and
replace snakes with babies and.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Not a baby on a plane Now that will really
give you nightmares.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Free in Clint.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Breeze on a huge cheval Ron buzz at the moment?
What's this cheval roone song? You want everybody to listen to?
Can to do the cheval Rone homework? Kink is my karma,
Kink is my Karma? Oh, there's so many just go
just go listen to the album. It's phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
And Ross Boss says, we were only allowed to play
like three songs, but the rest of the songs are fantastic. Okay,
sosten go listen and the Sabrina Carbon album both amazing.
I wanted to do a bit, a little bit of
a test where everyone listening can play and producers, Clint,
we can all give this a bit of a nute.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I saw this online where I don't really think it
has much of a meaning behind it, but it's just
quite fun and I feel like it can show maybe
what someone's personality is like depending on what they pick. Okay,
so here's the situation. Out of these five things that
I'm about to tell you. You can only pick two, right,

(41:23):
so you have to prioritize out of these five, which
two you want the most. Okay, so everyone listening can
play along as well. Number one, you never feel tired.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh that's a good one. You never feel tired. That's
the first one.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Number two you have the best wardrobe and style, like
amazing wardrobe and style. Number three a lifetime supply of
your favorite foods whenever you want it.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Okay, dangerous.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Number four you always have a clean, spick and span home.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Oh that's dream like. Just it's constantly clean.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
You never have to worry about it again, including the yard,
throw the yard in. And number five you can be
fluent in another language of your.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Choosing just one one one other language, like the language
you already know, and then one other bonus. And then
obviously if you already know more than one language, you
can pick another one. Parle say, it's a great song. Okay,
who wants to go first?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
So the other things, you can still have them, but
you have to work for them. Right, So you get
two other things. But like, you could still have a
clean house, but you have to work to clean it
every day.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Just means you have to clean it. Yeah, I don't.
I know what my to are tired.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
One is really appealing to me to not be tired ever,
because that would mean you don't look tired either.

Speaker 9 (43:00):
True.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
You said the other.

Speaker 8 (43:01):
Day that you often don't feel tired.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I often don't.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
I hate you sometimes when you say that ship around
you keep it to your bloody who.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Do why do you bring that crapit in? She won't
listen to me anymore. It's like you're trolling so tired
from waking up with the children, she won't celebrate my
tired What makes you think we want to listen to you.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
I'm going to god never feel tired.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Wardrobe and style lifetime really tempting. But then I'm like
that superficial.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Lifetime supply of favorite foods whenever you want to always
have a clean home.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Be fluent in another language? Got it? I got it?
What do you reckon?

Speaker 9 (43:42):
La?

Speaker 10 (43:42):
I reckon? I would love to be fluent in the language.
And what's the other one? Best wardrobe?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Wardrobe?

Speaker 10 (43:49):
I know exactly what suits me and just go with
the language. The language could be Mandarin or today.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Okay, Okay, good choices, Claudia.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I'm also going superficial. I want I want a wardrobe.
I want the best wardrobe because I.

Speaker 10 (44:04):
Can't be bothered.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
Yeah, if it just is magically there.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
And I hate cleaning. Perfect for you that.

Speaker 8 (44:12):
I hate cleaning my house and clothes.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
So those are my tobes. Interesting.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I feel like I'd be so much happier. I feel
like mine are pretty obvious. Never feel tired, because damn,
I feel tired a lot, So never feel tired. And
lifetime supply my favorite foods.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Come on. Yeah, it's a real good one. The two one.
Picking that one's going to save you money too. That's
what I mean. You're not paying for the food. It's
just on demand. What about you? Where do you go
and give me the food and the clothes, food.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
In the clothes, the best wardrobe and style and favorite
foods whenever you want to.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
So to my family, but give me the clothes and
the feet. They're like, Dad, we could have had a
clean house.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
You're like stuffy, suck it. What did you say?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
That's alright. His wife will be asleep right now. She's
going to sleep. She's drowsy, she's sorry, she's drowsy free
in Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Birthday, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Your birthday banger is for a Tuesday number one song
when you turn sixteen. That's what a birthday banger is.
We're going to do three and then we'll play our
favorite one.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Welcome to the show, Moneique, I'm an ache.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
I believe it is your birthday today, Monique, Happy birthday.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Have you had a good birthday so far, Monique? Or
pretty average?

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Oh, it sounds like you've had a crappy birthday. Who
do I need this?

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Fiction?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Who do I need to sort out? Monique?

Speaker 6 (45:55):
My cousin he gave me just in fiction.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
She gave you a chest in fiction for your birthday. Wait?
Is that what you asked for for your birthday? WHOA? No?
When you want a stink gift? God, I'm going I'm
going to call her after this, Okay, Monique to your cousin,
Monique says, you're dumb. That's from us.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Yeah, and you smell sometimes when you haven't showered for
at least twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
God, we showed her, Monique what he showed her? What
year were you born? Monique? It's to your birthday banger.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
In nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Right, that means you were sixteen in the year twenty
eleven and back on this exact day in twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
This was at the top, huge, huge birthday banger. Monique,
do you love it?

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah, it's a banger from Rihanna.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay, wait there, Monique with the birthday chest and fiction.
Let's go to Quentin.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I know one hundred dollars in high Quentin. Quentin.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Your name is not actually Clinton, is it? Because whenever
I call up to order fish and chips, when I
go to pick them up, the order is always there
for Quentin.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
So we haven't got your name, Brian, have we Where
do you get us a nickname when your name is Quentin?

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Well, lots of things.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Quincy, quinn, Quincy, queen. Yeah, I like Quincy, Q dog
Yeah you dog, that's q tip. What about Winter? Oh
you're quite quint What about quinty Winty?

Speaker 5 (47:28):
I haven't had that one.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Thank god, Quentin, thank god. Okay, give us your birthday bait.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Sixteen April nineteen eighty.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
All right, that means you were sixteen nineteen ninety six
and back in your sixteenth this was at the top.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Nat Come on, Quintin.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Isn't that ironic? It literally is ironic. Yeah, what a banger.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Oh, you've got a great birthday bang in, Quentin, I
think so. Listen, guys, first time call it later a.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Second and second, God, you don't want Quentin. We haven't
had one of you guys call up for a while,
so we appreciate you finally calling through.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
You've got a good vibe to It's gonna be very
hard to beat you and birthday banger, but Natasha is
going to give it a go.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Hi, Natasha, Hi, Natasha. Hi, guys, does anyone ever call you? Wait?
What I was going to say?

Speaker 6 (48:24):
A long time listening? My first time calling the double.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
As a party this afternoon. We've gone back to back before.
We've never got the triple. No, we've never got the triple.
I know that.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
But great to finally have you on the show, Natasha.
All we need now is your birthday.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Think of June nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Alright, that means you were sixteen Tasha in nineteen ninety five,
and on that day this was at the Topsha.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I said Quentin was going to be hard to beat,
but wow, I.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Particularly like it because I know that upper management would
hate us to play this.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I I love a bit of love Booe. I also
am curious to ask Monique if she is a long
time listener, first time call.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
You engineer one, just to see all right, wait there, Natasha,
We're going to come back to you.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Monique if you ever calleds it in before? So you
are first time long time? That's yeah. I mean we
kind of drew it out of it. Don't have the
same one. Still good, still good, I'll still take it.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Wait there, Monique, Rihanna, we found love. Alanas Morrissett, ironic
love Boosh be my lover.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
God.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
They're all good, they are all good. I'm really torn
me too. I feel like Quentin is a wise soul. Quentin,
if it was up to you, what would you be choosing?

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Well, Clint, we share fish and Chip names, so come.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
On, yeah we dont Quentin, I'm going to go with you.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Ironic Alanis Morrissette, So you got my vote.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Stup to. I can't abandon my fish and Chip friend. Quentin.
You're the winner of birthday Banger today.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Congratulations, thank you, go there, we go appreciate you, Quentin.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
He'sarted the first time call a longtime listener ever. He
had the good vibes and a great birthday banker. He's
a whole package.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Boom Brian Clint at sidim Brian Clint.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Then.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
In Brian Clint.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
The winner of birthday Banger for Quentin from the year
nineteen ninety six is Alanas Morrissette and Ironic Today taking
out Rihanna and a ripper from La Bouche.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I'm pretty sure I dance to this song in a
jazz competition.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Months okay, as a child as Yeah, well, I think
I was like maybe ten. Yeah, a lot of kick
call changers.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Yeah, sparkles, sparkles the whole, the whole nine year those
ugly jazz shoes.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
I was heading on the producers both Nick's on the show.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
What if I told you there's a way that you
could live to one hundred and.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Fifty years old? No thanks, but you have to go
to bed at eight thirty at night? Oh no thanks?
Have you condence to.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
This Inklin bid Kim bonds in him. When you say
bid Kim, it sounds like you're saying bad Kim, just
with a really thick New Zealand accent.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, but it is bid kids? What do I sound
like when I say it? Bead kim?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah, you sound like you're saying bid b ed kim,
bed kim, or as I sound like I'm saying bid kim?
Like bid dog, bid dog, get the big dog, get
off the bid you bid dog?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Such a bid dog? Would you like to live to
one hundred and fifty?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
I couldn't think of anything worse? Why my back already
hurts at a thirty?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Sure, sure, Okay? What if you were healthy? What if
you were not saying you're not healthy? What if you
were excuse yeah, you felt good? What if you felt good?
Would you like to live to one hundred and fifty?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Like?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
How good? Excellent? Like if you're not in pain?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
You're not in pain, and you are you're physically fit
enough to get out and about.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I don't think so. Uh nah one hundred and fifty?
Nahe andy.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
If they could find a way to turn back the
body clock, yeah yeah, and I could, you know, stop
aging at a certain age, but then obviously I keep aging,
but my body wouldn't then maybe.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
So that is that is actually the goal for people
who are in the longevity game. They want to they
focus on a thing called biological age. So you have
your physical age, yes, which for you is mid thirties, yep,
and then you have a biological age, which for a
lot of people is actually older than their physical age.
Like if you're a smoker, your biological age is quite

(53:29):
often older than your physical age because you're burning yourself out.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
They did this on the Kardashians where you can take
a test now where it's quite an intricate test and
they can tell how old your biological age is.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah. Yeah, And so.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
It was Chloe Kardashian, who I think is currently thirty nine.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Fact check me on that.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Claud thirty nine, forty anyway, esh In, her biological age
according to this test was twenty seven, was it?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Though? It was they had a real doctor in there,
I know.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
But like you've seen how much those people work out.
They have a private chef they do. They would have
all the lotions and potions and the cryogeny and sell.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
You the lotions and potions.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
And she's probably like the key to this is this
Chloe Kardashian protein goo that.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
She's just got bloody jeans that she's sell them. I
believe it. Have you seen them? It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Back to this lady who believes you can live to
one hundred and fifty. She how old is she? Her
name is Caleb Barnes Lynx. She's thirty three. Oh what
would she know exactly? That's what I thought too. She
runs a biology upgrading clinic, which sounds like horse cucker,
but she does anyway.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
What does it do?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
She believes that she has a routine that can help
women live to one hundred and fifty. I don't know
why specifically women. I know women have a longer love
expectancy than men. Anyway, Oh, you might only be able
to live to one hundred and fort Yeah, this is
what I will take. Well, this is part of what
it will take, okay to live to one hundred and fifty.

(55:05):
According to this longevity expert, wake up naturally at five
am every day.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yuck.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
During your day, get in fifteen thousand daily steps.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
That's so many. Who has the time?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
When you work, you work in ninety minute blocks, so
you put all your distractions away, You get rid of
your phone, all that stuff. You work in ninety minute
blocks and you have little breaks.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I don't mind that idea. You take your.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Phone, calls, any phone calls that you do during the day.
You take the more you're walking just to get some
extra steps in. Okay, Okay, all this stuff is quite straightforward.
You must find time every day for infrared saunas and
cold plunges, which a lot of people will already do, well,
not a lot some people will want to do.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
When you say a lot of people, you can't take
your sample size as art in maternity.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I know, I know, I do want an infrared sauna
and an ice bath though, wouldn't we all?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
But would I use them? Probably not, but I would
like one. Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
So when you have dinner in the evening, it's fine,
have you dinner, you didn't even specify what your dinner
should be, But after dinner you have to go for
a fifty minute walk after dinner.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Fifty minutes after dinner.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Yeah, a lot of people talk about the benefits of
walking after eating.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
I'm sure there's heaps of benefits, but I'd rather sit
on the couch, watch TV and eat half a block
of hazel nut chocolate.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Where you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
You watch the sunset every evening to reset your body's
circadian rhythm because you got up at five, so you
saw the sunrise. Now you have to show your body
the sunset so it knows this stuff right.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
In bed by eight thirty, asleep by nine.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
You also need to sleep in a cage that blocks
electromagnetic field.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
You sleep in a cage.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
The room has to be so dark that you can't
see your hand in front of your face, like a
dog crate. You also have to use oxygen treatment and
reduce oxidative stress and takes twenty sp It's.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Getting you a little bit foofy now.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
But if you just do those things, you too could
live to the right old age of one hundred and fifty. Yes,
your kiwisable will run out at eighty, but you could
live another seventy years with absolutely no money or loved
ones because they'll all be dead too.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Yeah, but you could work again. You could have ten
years off and then go back to work.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
You could watch your partner, your children and their children die.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yes, still be alive if you just make it to
one hundred and fifty. God, that sounds exciting.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Or you could do all of this stuff every day
for the next fifteen years and still get hit by
a car.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
So some of it's just lucky anyway, touch words free Clint.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
And let's us everybody, thanks for being a part of
the Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
What TV show are you watching at the moment. I'm
so good, I'm showless. I'm watching. We finished Outlander last night.
Six seasons. You've been on that show for like a year? No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
How long we did six seasons in about I'm going
to say two and a half months.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
You'd be all outlanded out. Surely we pounded it outlandish.
I'm currently watching the Netflix show Outer Banks, Outer Banks,
Outer Banks. I watched season one ages ago. My partner
and I we watched it, and then I kind of
forgot about it. We enjoyed season one, and then I
saw recently that they just the latest season, season four

(58:33):
is out, So we've gone back to season two and
started watching from there.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Oh yeah, I've just seen that, just confirmed today season five. Yeah,
super popular. Okay, And essentially it's about and good. It's
pretty good.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
It's about the rich, the poor treasure but set in
a modern day sitting.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Okay, sweet, yeah, but that sounds fun. It's quite good, Claudia,
you got anything for us.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I've just caught up on Yellowstone. Oh my god, I
at first was like, Nah, this doesn't look like a
show for me. Yeah, my partner put it on, and
then I was like watching from the background, and then
watching like from the foreground, I was like, this is
actually really good.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
It's back in November. Yes, it's like a couple of
weeks until Yellowstone is back.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah, right, I don't.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Know what it's going to be like Yellowstone Outlander? Are
they all the same?

Speaker 2 (59:27):
A very different?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Outlander is kind of science fiction. It involves time travel,
and it's historical and it's historical seventeen hundred.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
What's the one you've just finished? Outlander?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Outlander and Yellowstone is just midwestern cowboy shit?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
But sit now?

Speaker 10 (59:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Or do you not realize that they're actually the same
show and they will connect eventually.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Comes through the Stone owns at Yellowstone Rooms. Yeah whatever
that means?

Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
Are you can ask me me now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Are you Shore? You watching Ella? Not you? Handah Montana.

Speaker 10 (01:00:12):
I do love Hannah mont but no. I recommend playing
Spider Man two if you haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
It's not a TV show.

Speaker 10 (01:00:18):
But I just want to show what I do in
my spare time, So screw you all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Spider Man two. It's fun, have a great night. Everybody
will see you guys tomorrow. I want to wrap you up.
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