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October 23, 2024 10 mins

What is "the ick" really? We all have slightly different definitions but we've all given someone an ick at some stage. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network. Hello everybody, Welcome to the
Brand Clint Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Today we'll be talking about the the or we can
talk about X, which has been a new thing.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
There's a very heated discussion in the main pod today
about whether or not Ella has the A with her.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
New fiance, and we tried to tell her that she
does not have the ECK because they would be breaking up.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Well, we really tried to tell her that we hope
you don't have because it's detrimental to him. It's it's
a fatal blow to your non existent.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Marriage coming back from it.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
And she had an ECK, but that's something that's been
created by their generation.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
What came first, having the K or an? I having
the came first?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're having the ACT did because because an is a
derivative or a symptom, ECK they and the ECK is
an ikey feeling. We didn't tell it, but so the
e is an icky feeling that you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I've had it a couple of times in my life.
I don't wish on anyone. It feels shit being the
person that gets the IK too.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, I have to break up with you know, Like
so Mercy Kelbert, I have to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
It feels horrible being that person and you can't control it.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
My partner once told me, like three years into our relationship,
she's like, there's this one thing that you do that
gives me an ek Okay, what was that? And I
think she since finds it funny. But when we're like
putting the douvet into the new douve cover, I'll put
my hands into the corners of it, and she'll hand
me the douvet, but I'll pretend my hands are like
little dinosaurs and I'm like like biting the thing. She

(01:43):
would always laugh, and I'm like, oh my gosh, she
finds it funny, and now I do it every single time.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Tell me for years.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
By the way, like we were talking to a friend
and they were like, oh my god, so what do
you guys love about each other?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
What do you not like about each other? And she
was like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
So Claudia would do this thing and it used to
give me the and I was like, why would you
not tell me that.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Why would you bring it up in a public sitting before?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Now she obviously does like it, because when I don't
do it, she's upset, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's so funny, and that is something that can give
someone the ck.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Especially while you're making the bid and then maybe maybe
tonight's the night and she's like the hand thing.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Not after that hand.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, my partner said, there's one particularly and now I
do it every time because.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's so funny.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Every time I go and get a spray tan right,
every time you leave the I've got the paper g
string on. And when I get home, like wherever she
is in the house, I'll take all my clothes off.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
They just walk around in the paper at one time
and one time she literally she goes for serious though
you can't do that any more. It makes me feel sick. Yeah,
it's gross.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's so gross, and I'm always like, look look at
my little pouch.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I have no doubt that there are things that I
do that gross my wife, for sure, And as far
into the marriage, you kind of play on it like
you you enjoy it, you know, I enjoy annoying her.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
You do what do you do that annoys breathing?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Just existing? Yeah, I feel like I feel like living
in the house, being around, being around too much, but
she loves me.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Seriously. Is someone getting married you're married, do you flirt
like a long term relationship as well.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'd probably say no, really, I'll probably say no. I
we have little jokes and little things, but.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I don't think flirting is a long term relation.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, I would. I would, but my wife would find
that really annoying.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
His wife wouldn't like that. That's not her style, that's.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not her once.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
But yeah, she seems nice, she's.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
So pretty, she is very much. It doesn't work out
with you, we will. We will all date her around and
really show her a good time.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
She doesn't Clint didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Welcome to the good fla.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Nothing Ella. The dog's back, by the way, the dog's back. Yeah,
three days and then it's and then we've got to
make a decision. It's not fair on us to drag
it out. It's not fair on the owner to drag
it out. It's not fair on the dog.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
You know what's the right?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, this might this might help with your choice. I
took my dog, Meryl Streep to the vet today just
for some routine vaccinations, because you have to do that
with dogs anyway. Took her in to get some vaccinations

(05:13):
and she is a nervous nelly. Meryl like very nervous
and it wasn't our normal vet.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
And you know, some some vets are just not as.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I was going to say, caring, but you know, they're
a bit more clinical, you know. And yeah, this guy
was lovely, but he was he wasn't you know. Some
of them like pandered to the dog and they're like
all right, mirryl Anyway, so she was terrified and he's like,
can you just grab her around the collar? And I

(05:47):
was standing over her and he was like, just hold
her so I can put the needle in. And she's
like really struggling and trying to get away like she was.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, she did not go to buy till she wasn't.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
She was just terrified, Like she was just scared anyway,
and like so she's trying to get away.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Eventually he like got the injection in her.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
And then I've turned around, I've seen like this black
juice on the ground, and I knew what it.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Was straight away.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
It was her anal gland that had busted.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Great, great place for it to happen, the best place
for it to happen. But it doesn't expect you to
clean it up.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
No, No, it doesn't expect us to clean, and he
said the bit was like, you know, it is quite
common when they're in a lot of distress. But if
you've ever smelled literally popped purp velve, literally, if you've
ever smelt dog anal gland juice, it has the most
specific smell.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Rend right, Oh, and it digs around little dogs.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Do not all dogs have them?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
They all have them, but they don't all have issues
with them, so they don't all need to be like milked.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, like Whitney's never had one that doesn't really Maybe
Whitney once.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
When you guys wash your dog first, will help them?
Do you wash your dog.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
When you're stinky? Will you wash our dogs? Maybe once
a week or once a fortnight?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And when you wash them because I only have cats
and cats are self cleaning, do you have to get
in and I've washed this dog once, do you have to
get in and wash the asshole?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's super important to be honest, like any dogs that
have long hair, like I cut, I cut around Whitney's
assholes channel, Yeah, so she doesn't get pot.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I was coming up the stairs today and the dog
was at the top of the stairs. So if you
can imagine he's he's standing at the landing and I'm
coming up, so he's above me. And while he was
standing above me, I could see that his dick was out.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
His red rocket, Yeah, like a red lipstick.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Has he been spade, I assume, So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Does he have balls?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I didn't check because when I watched them, I just
sort of lightly lightly glanced the asshole. You would have
felt him, Okay, then I think he is.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, you would have felt him actually chopped the balls off.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, they like, Yeah, they cut the skin and then
pop the ball out.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Then live without them.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I've seen a horse be carstraighted, but I could live
without them. The horse being castrated, it was as big
as a soft ball.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
One one nuts on that thing.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
It was so yack, so bad for the Lots of
men have them removed for things like testicular cancer.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Your family.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
You can have, same.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
As women getting their breasts removed.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yes, you can have silicon testicles put back in so
you feel like interesting, Yeah, so you feel like you've
got them still.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I learned on an episode of Six in the City.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, there's an episode of Californication where one of the
guys gets them and he goes He's like I'm going
to go up a size.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
God, they be six in the City.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Maybe I was watching Six in the City.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, I was, because it's the I was gonna say,
that's the the guy who's in six in the City
and Californication, the Jewish guy.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
That's exactly what happens, Steve.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Alright, I'm gonna take my balls home. You guys can
stay if you want. I'm going to get out of here.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
So one day, Clint, I want to be the rapper wrapper.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Wrappers up.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Wait, you have to be talking. Click the pink button.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Pink button.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Bye?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
What was that from the woman getting off the bus?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Bye? Bye?

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Buy?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
But why but why is it? Ella?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's why I loaded up like wrapping us up.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
I need to hit on the bus now, so bye bye.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Bye bye.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
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Speaker 2 (10:06):
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