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October 31, 2024 8 mins

This one is for all those people out there that love a mouth sound - we got a delivery of vegan cheese and since Ella's been asking us for years to try some, this was the perfect opportunity. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM podcast network. Young Man, are you listening
to me? I said, young man, listen to Clinton.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You can't see us at the moment, which is a
real shame because we look fucking good. I am dressed
as Bri from the twenty eighteen issue of the New
Zealand Woman's Day, where Brie was debuting her red turtlenick
white capris.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Look, I am dressed as Brie tomas Al from the
twenty eighteen Women's Day article where Brie was dressed in
a red turtlenick in white capris. And I am dressed
as a red turtlenick and white capris. Are being Bri
from twenty eighteen Women's Day magazine photo hits. Look, guys,
I'm not done.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm not angry. I'm actually really proud. I think you've
done a fantastic job.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And I know when and a bit turned on.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
A little bit turned on first.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I look, this is milfhunter chic.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I think you will pull it off beautifully, and it's
scary how well Clint pulled it off.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
So we asked earlier in the week, if you had
to tongue one of us, who would it be? And
I don't remember what your answer was. I think it
was Claudia.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, we're not doing this the outfits. Do the outfits
impact that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I can take it off so you can see boods.
You can take it off me.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's hard to have cleavage and a turtlenick gay, It's
real hard cleavage.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's why, that's why some people do that cut out.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Can I just say on that Slatchnick on the who
would hook up with who?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
And no one picked me?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, no, it's okay, no one And that's fine. No
one picked, didn't speak picked? Yeah, did she? She wanted
you in ten years age, ten years. Next time we
get drunk, I'm going to make it anyway off the
back of I wanted it. That scares me.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'll pick you if you make out with me right now.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Nah, I can't. When you're wearing that turtle neck. You'll
get too hot, too hot and sexy. It's but I
just wanted to say, yeah, as no one picked me.
There has been a few lovely podcast listeners come to
my age saying that they would be open to giving
me a tonguey.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So you know, it's a win for us, it's a
win for everyone, not a tonguey in the bummy.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Ella No, Ella Bree's got a special delivery for the
podcast today. Yees, so I do, guys. This's been a
passion quist of Ella's for quite a long time, and I.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Just thought I'd make this happen for Ella, because guys,
Happy World Vegan Day.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Whoa happy world Vegan Day, Happy world Vegan, Happy World
Vegan Day.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Everyone smile.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'm going to cut myself a tiny fringe.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's the most it's the most joyless day of the year, guys.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
This is the day where we're positive and we're supportive.
And to be honest, Ella has been trying to get
us all to taste vegan vegan cheese for a long time.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's come a long way.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I got given a beautiful opportunity from Undertow Media, who
sent me this message saying, Hey, it's well Vegan Day
and we have this client they call Bio Cheese and
they make all vegan dairy free cheeses. Would you like
a cheese plater?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
And I said, there I know someone who would though.
I said, there is.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Someone in our team who would adore this. And they've said,
look how beautiful.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
What you get done? Yes, like this is fancy ship.
They give you real cheese.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Anyway, if you wanted to know, the bio cheeses are
all about creating the same creamy, rich taste, and we're
about to test it right now.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, I'll reserve my judgment. You have to try it, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Honest's not a blue. I am open to any of them.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
My dream would be to do a real cheese becan
cheese blind tastes.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, but yeah, have you had a little cracker vestle
for me? Can I have a little cracker? Do we
know what cheese has? What?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Let me have a look and see if they've written
it on.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Smells sharp, smells yuma.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Bio cheese is available at Woolworst.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh oh here they are okay, cool, So we've got
the hard cheese. I think this is just the cheddar.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
What have I got.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
To the wrong end of.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Got good flavor?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's he does have a cheesey cheddar flavor.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I would I say the texture is completely the same?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, I would say, if I'm being completely honest, it
does lack the creaminess of a cheesy cheese, but it
gives me that cheese. But it gives me that cheese.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Tan It does give you the cheese vibe?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Do you want to try?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
And if I was a vegan who had been starved
of cheese for fifteen years, that to me is cheese.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
There's a creamy one with like garlicle of the outside.
Can I have a cheta? Please have a chetter?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
M blue gave me.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Mouth noise?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Is this good content?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
That fetter one is nice?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Which one do you like the best? So far?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
The cheeddar? But the fetter is nice more.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Cheta looks like play dough.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, it's very yellow.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It looks like American cheese. Did they send any vegan
did any vegan wine to go with this vegan cheese?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I think I like this. The goat's fitter more, but
it's not good. There's sure sheep or goat goat with
the wine, but it won't be that is what I meant.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
It got that taste about right, but they obviously put
something in it.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Fake goat for goat for goat cheese. You can't say that.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh my god, I didn't realize until funny goat.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
A good one?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
All right? Last one? Yeah, okay, this is for.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
The people that love a mouth noise.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Okay, okay, whatever that is I just had. That was phenomenal.
That is phenomenal. That's a good one. It's got all
the bits on the outside of it.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
There's got lots of flavor.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Now on a wine.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
What one was that one? Yeah? That was quite nice?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Actually all right? What was your favorite?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
As the vegan?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Same as you.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
I think that's all our favorite.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Definitely.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
We are scheduled to go for with us our teammate
and we scheduled to go for a birthday drink with.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Ella this morning.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Are we doing it, guys? Because you've had three hours sleep.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Clean and breeze quite unwell? I would, I would, I'm yeah,
not good. I would.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'd like to suggest a rain check because we want
to do it.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
It's not a rain check, and we're never going to
do it, we promise, but I think it would will
be better if everyone is yeah, because then we can
actually have fun and get Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I need a nap because I'm turning sausages at the
Candy Resource afternoon.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
You want to You've got a big day.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
And then I'm going to DJ a Halloween party for
twenty year olds.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
You need a big nap.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
More than a nap in a way.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Oh hello, it goes without saying.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Young man, are you listening to me? I said. Young
men listen to Clinton yea

Speaker 4 (08:17):
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