November 7, 2024 • 6 mins
Producer Ella would like to debut a new joke on today's After Party! Buckle in tight, here we go....
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Last body, body, Hello, everybody, Welcome to the Brand Clint
after Party this seventh of November. Where Bree goes, oh shit,
it's almost nine to eleven.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's I think that's totally fair enough because in America
it's switched around.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Now. Everyone knows it's September.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, yeah, I know that.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But when you look at it and you go, oh,
it's the seventh of the eleventh, you're.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Right here in New Zealand. In two days time it
will be the ninth of the eleventh. Yeah, switching around
over there, seventh of November, almost nine to eleven. All
of you can eat a dick, remember, remember I remember
the seventh of November.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Dick.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, hey, this is big. Claudia is not here. That's
not the big bit. I just got my information round
the wrong way. Let me do that again. Claudia is
not here, but hey, this is big. Our producer Ela
has been sitting on a new joke that she wants
to debut on the after party today. Where'd you meet him?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I get it. I was sitting on a new ye
it's funny because you're.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, here we go, she decides, She decides, what's funny?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Now? Okay, I actually think this is clever and I
hope you'll be proud.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Is this an original?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah? You know how.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I am always honest with you because that's the only
way you can get better.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And some backstory for you. Ella's on a quest to
write jokes. Yes, she wants to learn how to write jokes.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It could be fun. It's a good creative course. Here
it is. Why did the drummer call his son hat?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So he could say, hi, hat really is.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Better. It's better than some of your other ones.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, I still think the cockroach.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
How do we fix it?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Why did the why did the drummer call his son hat?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, but it's so obvious. The answer is so obvious
from there because everyone knows it's that is funny at
the end of that joke, to then go.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's fa okay, that's funny. Why did the drama call us?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's the joke, that's the joke, the joke ship, but
then going makes it funny?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Why did dramma call his son hat? High? Hat?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
But yeah, it's good. Yeah, that's the joke. Well, when
you do your stand up comedy or.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Click no, I don't want that's for you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'll be the opening act.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, that's what you're offering party. I reckon my kids
would enjoy that joke.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Maybe I could like as a fairy or.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
One of my daughters. One of my daughter's latest jokes.
She also likes to write jokes. Her latest jokes was
you smell like Pooh? Yes? Pretty close?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yes, the kids all love those type of you smell
like Pooh?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Steady, I think it was. I think it was, daddy.
What did the horsey say? And I said, I don't know.
What did the horsey say? Poo poop? And cracker up?
Tell them tell another one. Yeah, God, kids all go
through that stage.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm still going through it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They still think.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They still think I'm finny s that's good, just good.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That will go away, so they'll be giving you damn
shut up dad.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You're too cool and funny and good looking.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, So who wants to lick my phone that fell
into the toilet?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Absolutely? Absolutely not. I don't even want to be in
the same room. How did you drop it in the toilet?
It fell in my pocket and went, yeah, what are
you going to do about it?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Hand sanitize it?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You should does infict it?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, yeah, that's hand sanitizer.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Don't hands had the toilet, Had the toilets been cleaned, Yeah,
they usually they usually clean them at like six.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You would have had a full day with a lady.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's what I was trying to assess, Like, if they'd
been cleaned, at least they'd be disinfected.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You take it off the desk. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Rank put on.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I love that Clint had a fucking up and go today.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
How old are you?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Eleven?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Did they have up and go protein? It's up and
go protein because I needed protein and energy, and you
know what, it fucking worked because I was so hungry.
I've been so hungry all afternoon because I didn't have
I didn't have much protein in my lunch. I had
macaroni cheese for lunch. Yum, yeah yum. But I'm so jealous.
It didn't last, and so then I've been looking at
(04:34):
eating shit all afternoon. So then I saw in the
vending machine there was an up and go protein energy.
I thought you bought. I brought it from the vinege.
This cost me four dollars fifty.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh, I mean it's a big one, but that's a
rip off. I think it's a scam.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I love it. You think up and go as a skim.
I'm not saying it's not yum.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You just don't. I just don't know if I believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You don't believe it. It's got the goodness of two
week backs and milk inside.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like it probably does.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But what is the goodness of two weetbacks and milk?
Not much? Really? Like, just what don't you have two
weet picks and nine up and goes holy ship? Yeah,
but he's vegan, so what does he have? So what
does he have on them? Not milk? You could have
sugar nine, he has fucking oat milk. And then I
(05:29):
don't know he would need he would need half a
carton of open milks are already fucking thick and disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And then you put it with like wheat picks.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You the idea of nine.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Especially with wheat picks, like you need like a thinner
milk and oat milk is no.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oat milk is too thin. Oat milk is watery?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Like are you are you getting confused?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oat milk is fuck? It depends on.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
My good oat milk.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now fucking let's leave.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Why stop wrapping me up? I've got a book club
to go to.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You've got a book club to go to I've got
to go, come up and go for dinner, make a podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I love this too much.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, well you love this.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's a I could yeah all day that. We'll talk
again tomorrow. Okay, I got content, Okay, I'll save it.
Last body, body, Hello, everybody, Welcome to the Brand Clint
after Party this seventh of November. Where Bree goes, oh shit,
it's almost nine to eleven.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's I think that's totally fair enough because in America
it's switched around.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Now. Everyone knows it's September.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, yeah, I know that.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But when you look at it and you go, oh,
it's the seventh of the eleventh, you're.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Right here in New Zealand. In two days time it
will be the ninth of the eleventh. Yeah, switching around
over there, seventh of November, almost nine to eleven. All
of you can eat a dick, remember, remember I remember
the seventh of November.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Dick.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, hey, this is big. Claudia is not here. That's
not the big bit. I just got my information round
the wrong way. Let me do that again. Claudia is
not here, but hey, this is big. Our producer Ela
has been sitting on a new joke that she wants
to debut on the after party today. Where'd you meet him?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I get it. I was sitting on a new ye
it's funny because you're.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, here we go, she decides, She decides, what's funny?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Now? Okay, I actually think this is clever and I
hope you'll be proud.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Is this an original?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah? You know how.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I am always honest with you because that's the only
way you can get better.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And some backstory for you. Ella's on a quest to
write jokes. Yes, she wants to learn how to write jokes.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It could be fun. It's a good creative course. Here
it is. Why did the drummer call his son hat?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So he could say, hi, hat really is.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Better. It's better than some of your other ones.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, I still think the cockroach.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
How do we fix it?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Why did the why did the drummer call his son hat?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, but it's so obvious. The answer is so obvious
from there because everyone knows it's that is funny at
the end of that joke, to then go.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's fa okay, that's funny. Why did the drama call us?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's the joke, that's the joke, the joke ship, but
then going makes it funny?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Why did dramma call his son hat? High? Hat?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
But yeah, it's good. Yeah, that's the joke. Well, when
you do your stand up comedy or.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Click no, I don't want that's for you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'll be the opening act.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, that's what you're offering party. I reckon my kids
would enjoy that joke.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Maybe I could like as a fairy or.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
One of my daughters. One of my daughter's latest jokes.
She also likes to write jokes. Her latest jokes was
you smell like Pooh? Yes? Pretty close?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yes, the kids all love those type of you smell
like Pooh?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Steady, I think it was. I think it was, daddy.
What did the horsey say? And I said, I don't know.
What did the horsey say? Poo poop? And cracker up?
Tell them tell another one. Yeah, God, kids all go
through that stage.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm still going through it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They still think.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They still think I'm finny s that's good, just good.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That will go away, so they'll be giving you damn
shut up dad.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You're too cool and funny and good looking.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, So who wants to lick my phone that fell
into the toilet?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Absolutely? Absolutely not. I don't even want to be in
the same room. How did you drop it in the toilet?
It fell in my pocket and went, yeah, what are
you going to do about it?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Hand sanitize it?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You should does infict it?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, yeah, that's hand sanitizer.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Don't hands had the toilet, Had the toilets been cleaned, Yeah,
they usually they usually clean them at like six.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You would have had a full day with a lady.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's what I was trying to assess, Like, if they'd
been cleaned, at least they'd be disinfected.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You take it off the desk. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Rank put on.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I love that Clint had a fucking up and go today.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
How old are you?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Eleven?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Did they have up and go protein? It's up and
go protein because I needed protein and energy, and you
know what, it fucking worked because I was so hungry.
I've been so hungry all afternoon because I didn't have
I didn't have much protein in my lunch. I had
macaroni cheese for lunch. Yum, yeah yum. But I'm so jealous.
It didn't last, and so then I've been looking at
(04:34):
eating shit all afternoon. So then I saw in the
vending machine there was an up and go protein energy.
I thought you bought. I brought it from the vinege.
This cost me four dollars fifty.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh, I mean it's a big one, but that's a
rip off. I think it's a scam.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I love it. You think up and go as a skim.
I'm not saying it's not yum.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You just don't. I just don't know if I believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You don't believe it. It's got the goodness of two
week backs and milk inside.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like it probably does.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But what is the goodness of two weetbacks and milk?
Not much? Really? Like, just what don't you have two
weet picks and nine up and goes holy ship? Yeah,
but he's vegan, so what does he have? So what
does he have on them? Not milk? You could have
sugar nine, he has fucking oat milk. And then I
(05:29):
don't know he would need he would need half a
carton of open milks are already fucking thick and disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And then you put it with like wheat picks.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You the idea of nine.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Especially with wheat picks, like you need like a thinner
milk and oat milk is no.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oat milk is too thin. Oat milk is watery?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Like are you are you getting confused?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oat milk is fuck? It depends on.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
My good oat milk.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now fucking let's leave.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Why stop wrapping me up? I've got a book club
to go to.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You've got a book club to go to I've got
to go, come up and go for dinner, make a podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I love this too much.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, well you love this.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's a I could yeah all day that. We'll talk
again tomorrow. Okay, I got content, Okay, I'll save it.
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