November 20, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Today's podcast needs to be better than yesterday because that
was ship house.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I got us. Are you ready after part? Du Hello,
it's Brian Clint's after party where we make a promise
to you. This will be better than yesterday's after party.
And I think it will because I've come to the
podcast today with two que qui questions with a quief.
Have you start to know you cood?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Qwief?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Two key questions to be answered? Okay, first question, and
I don't want to overlap these questions. First question is
breast milk vegan?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Second question in their rest No, it's not in theirs.
We haven't even got yet.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Sorry ship me.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
These are questions that have been tearing the team apart
of the buttole on second question and its resting state
as a butthole open or closed. Okay, let's let's deal
with the breast milk.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Okay, first of all, I say yes, it's vegan because
you can get consent from the person and.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You are vegan?
Speaker 6 (01:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And you are vegan?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I' vegan, but I'm qualifying.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Would you suck on someone's titty?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
I wouldn't suck. Maybe you know I wouldn't suck on
someone's titty consent.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But if someone was producing milk and they said.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Try my milk, yeah, I'd be like, yeah, because it's vegan.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
If i'd give.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It a hone.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
If someone was keen, if I strap breeze here and
unwillingly squeeze milk and she was screaming in pain.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, that doesn't feel right.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Would you ask, so you haven't been offered? Would you
ask if someone's lactating, would you say to them hate?
Would you mind if I have some of that?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Can I have a sip?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Is that vegan?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Are you going to finish that?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Are you going to let that baby have it all?
Are you going to share it around?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Why are you holding out milk?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Did it taste good?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Tastes fucking yuck? No, tastes it does.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's very sweet.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It tastes like sweet. I've tasted breast. It tastes like
off milk, but.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's like reminiscent of cow milk.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No, yeah, a little bit milk. Yeah, I'd say it's
goatier than it is cow.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, it's quite it's quite gamy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I would not describe. I know you did, but your opinion.
I would not describe it as fucking yuck. I would glass.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You would not drink a glass of it?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, I would not.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, you have something like that.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We produce a being I try. Former producer of this
show R. O. P. Just did to us in the
last show that I worked with with Cara Ricard, who
was pregnant at the start of the show and then
had a baby while we were doing the show together,
she would in a cup of her breast milk and
we made beIN.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh no, we may see where this is going.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Because no, no, we told him it was consensual. We
made him a breast milk cappuccino.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Do you like it?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Does it froth?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah? Not as well as cow espresso milk.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Did you you're an espresso?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I provide us an espresso.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, that does not sound like something I want to taste.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Face did he make when he drank it?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
He got someone's mustache?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Fine, that's real friendship.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, So if we solved that one breast vegan or not?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think it's not, but why it's not? But it's
not fine for you to have but it's not vegan.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Vegans living veganism is an ethical conundrum.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, but veganism like it's but it comes from a
living thing.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Humans are animals too, We're all animals.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Would you eat would you eat flesh?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Human flesh consentially chocolate.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Vegan?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You can eat my.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Ass I'm good, but thanks for the offer. I might
tell Lucy your wife about that one.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Seller that was good from you, because that actually scares him.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I'm going to tell it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He's flustered. I've got you in your weak spot.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
She doesn't have access to your wife.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Did the professional segway for you? Speaking of ass is
an asshole open.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And it's relaxed state.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And it's relaxed state, it's closed.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I really need to look at an asshole to really make.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It all right. No, I don't want you to look
at one. I don't want you to look at what
I want you.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I haven't seen one.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's the same as like a dog.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You can tell like my dog when I look at her,
bum hoolelaing.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
About dog buttholes. But it's the same about human buttholes.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A human butthole in the relaxed state is closed unless
you've got a real loose one.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But then you close. So I want you to close yours, right, now.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You can squish it, but you can close it more.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
No, when wind does it when you're pooing.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, obviously a poo comes out, so it would be
closed and its relaxed.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Date otherwise, have.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You wait, wait stretched? When a pool comes out?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
And that of course it does, so it's stretching.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
How else would a pool get out?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm wondering if a butthole is just like this constantly constantly,
it's closed but relaxed.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Right, wait a second, I can I can like literally
put this to bed in two seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Have none of you ever taken a mirror and looked
at your butthole?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Really?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Have you never taken a mirror and.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Looked at your hoho ha?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Have you done?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I've never done that?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Someone else normal in the room.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Have you did a peepee?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Look what's right there on the front of you can
see it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
If you haven't done that, there is something wrong with it,
Like you.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Need to check.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's how that's how women like end up thinking that
they pee out the same hole as the period comes out.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like you need to have a look.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Look, I know everything is.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Because you don't know if your bumholes open or close
to him?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And I can tell you a butthole is closed leg
closed yours?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, everyone's what about?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And I've seen my buttthole recently when I when I cut,
or when I when I was shaving my.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Buttole because I was going to get it laser. I
was going to get laser. You have to shave.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Everybody external fissure and.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I cut and I was like, I don't know how
bad that is. And I got a mirror and had
a look and it was just on the outside of No.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
No, I've done that, split my asshole?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
So so I have hurt. How did you split?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Swinging like on the wheelie chairs?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
And I go back and forth between the phones and
editing like at work.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
And I think I just split, like split your asshole. No,
it seriously happened, and it was really.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You might be prone to getting some know what's it?
How are you going to get an from? No? Some?
What is it called.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
No hemorrhoid?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Hemorrhoid? Do you know what a hemorrhoid is? A Hemorrhoid
is when you have a lesion, like if you've pushed
too much, or if there's and you'll have a piece
of you're a norse that comes out like a little
thing and then you have to push.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It back.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Someone else to do.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
That group consensus. Can we just vote on the butt
whole thing and close? It's relaxed? Date it closed? All
the all the closed, say I? Then no, we.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Should have said brown.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Huh yeah, all the closes brown. I's got dog stuff
to do. Why noting up a banana skin bacon?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
You know she is a going home and looking at
my garden?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You know what you were doing was plant based. I
knew whatever you were doing was going to plant based.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
What did you say? You asked me a question?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Ryan cooks?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I don't know you.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm telling you you need to start learning how to cook.
You don't want to be that person.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I think it's happened after right, man, I need to
do some washing apparently.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Tell's about your sore throat again.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
That was that was pretty It's actually better at the moment.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, good Good to
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Instance, Facebook, TikTok and Live weekdays for three
The z M podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Today's podcast needs to be better than yesterday because that
was ship house.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I got us. Are you ready after part? Du Hello,
it's Brian Clint's after party where we make a promise
to you. This will be better than yesterday's after party.
And I think it will because I've come to the
podcast today with two que qui questions with a quief.
Have you start to know you cood?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Qwief?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Two key questions to be answered? Okay, first question, and
I don't want to overlap these questions. First question is
breast milk vegan?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Second question in their rest No, it's not in theirs.
We haven't even got yet.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Sorry ship me.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
These are questions that have been tearing the team apart
of the buttole on second question and its resting state
as a butthole open or closed. Okay, let's let's deal
with the breast milk.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Okay, first of all, I say yes, it's vegan because
you can get consent from the person and.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You are vegan?
Speaker 6 (01:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And you are vegan?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I' vegan, but I'm qualifying.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Would you suck on someone's titty?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
I wouldn't suck. Maybe you know I wouldn't suck on
someone's titty consent.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But if someone was producing milk and they said.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Try my milk, yeah, I'd be like, yeah, because it's vegan.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
If i'd give.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It a hone.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
If someone was keen, if I strap breeze here and
unwillingly squeeze milk and she was screaming in pain.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, that doesn't feel right.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Would you ask, so you haven't been offered? Would you
ask if someone's lactating, would you say to them hate?
Would you mind if I have some of that?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Can I have a sip?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Is that vegan?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Are you going to finish that?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Are you going to let that baby have it all?
Are you going to share it around?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Why are you holding out milk?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Did it taste good?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Tastes fucking yuck? No, tastes it does.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's very sweet.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It tastes like sweet. I've tasted breast. It tastes like
off milk, but.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's like reminiscent of cow milk.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No, yeah, a little bit milk. Yeah, I'd say it's
goatier than it is cow.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, it's quite it's quite gamy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I would not describe. I know you did, but your opinion.
I would not describe it as fucking yuck. I would glass.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You would not drink a glass of it?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, I would not.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, you have something like that.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We produce a being I try. Former producer of this
show R. O. P. Just did to us in the
last show that I worked with with Cara Ricard, who
was pregnant at the start of the show and then
had a baby while we were doing the show together,
she would in a cup of her breast milk and
we made beIN.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh no, we may see where this is going.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Because no, no, we told him it was consensual. We
made him a breast milk cappuccino.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Do you like it?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Does it froth?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah? Not as well as cow espresso milk.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Did you you're an espresso?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I provide us an espresso.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, that does not sound like something I want to taste.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Face did he make when he drank it?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
He got someone's mustache?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Fine, that's real friendship.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, So if we solved that one breast vegan or not?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think it's not, but why it's not? But it's
not fine for you to have but it's not vegan.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Vegans living veganism is an ethical conundrum.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, but veganism like it's but it comes from a
living thing.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Humans are animals too, We're all animals.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Would you eat would you eat flesh?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Human flesh consentially chocolate.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Vegan?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You can eat my.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Ass I'm good, but thanks for the offer. I might
tell Lucy your wife about that one.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Seller that was good from you, because that actually scares him.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I'm going to tell it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He's flustered. I've got you in your weak spot.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
She doesn't have access to your wife.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Did the professional segway for you? Speaking of ass is
an asshole open.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And it's relaxed state.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And it's relaxed state, it's closed.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I really need to look at an asshole to really make.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It all right. No, I don't want you to look
at one. I don't want you to look at what
I want you.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I haven't seen one.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's the same as like a dog.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You can tell like my dog when I look at her,
bum hoolelaing.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
About dog buttholes. But it's the same about human buttholes.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A human butthole in the relaxed state is closed unless
you've got a real loose one.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But then you close. So I want you to close yours, right, now.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You can squish it, but you can close it more.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
No, when wind does it when you're pooing.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, obviously a poo comes out, so it would be
closed and its relaxed.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Date otherwise, have.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You wait, wait stretched? When a pool comes out?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
And that of course it does, so it's stretching.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
How else would a pool get out?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm wondering if a butthole is just like this constantly constantly,
it's closed but relaxed.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Right, wait a second, I can I can like literally
put this to bed in two seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Have none of you ever taken a mirror and looked
at your butthole?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Really?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Have you never taken a mirror and.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Looked at your hoho ha?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Have you done?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I've never done that?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Someone else normal in the room.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Have you did a peepee?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Look what's right there on the front of you can
see it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
If you haven't done that, there is something wrong with it,
Like you.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Need to check.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's how that's how women like end up thinking that
they pee out the same hole as the period comes out.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like you need to have a look.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Look, I know everything is.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Because you don't know if your bumholes open or close
to him?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And I can tell you a butthole is closed leg
closed yours?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, everyone's what about?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And I've seen my buttthole recently when I when I cut,
or when I when I was shaving my.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Buttole because I was going to get it laser. I
was going to get laser. You have to shave.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Everybody external fissure and.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I cut and I was like, I don't know how
bad that is. And I got a mirror and had
a look and it was just on the outside of No.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
No, I've done that, split my asshole?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
So so I have hurt. How did you split?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Swinging like on the wheelie chairs?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
And I go back and forth between the phones and
editing like at work.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
And I think I just split, like split your asshole. No,
it seriously happened, and it was really.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You might be prone to getting some know what's it?
How are you going to get an from? No? Some?
What is it called.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
No hemorrhoid?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Hemorrhoid? Do you know what a hemorrhoid is? A Hemorrhoid
is when you have a lesion, like if you've pushed
too much, or if there's and you'll have a piece
of you're a norse that comes out like a little
thing and then you have to push.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It back.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Someone else to do.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
That group consensus. Can we just vote on the butt
whole thing and close? It's relaxed? Date it closed? All
the all the closed, say I? Then no, we.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Should have said brown.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Huh yeah, all the closes brown. I's got dog stuff
to do. Why noting up a banana skin bacon?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
You know she is a going home and looking at
my garden?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You know what you were doing was plant based. I
knew whatever you were doing was going to plant based.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
What did you say? You asked me a question?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Ryan cooks?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I don't know you.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm telling you you need to start learning how to cook.
You don't want to be that person.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I think it's happened after right, man, I need to
do some washing apparently.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Tell's about your sore throat again.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
That was that was pretty It's actually better at the moment.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, good Good to
Speaker 2 (08:42):
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