September 2, 2025 • 8 mins
Clint has a big change coming up, that his wife has specifically requested.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, everybody, Welcome to the afterbardy. Don youbody feel like
they're full of doritos?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I could have more doritos.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, you're a long way from the dorrito bag, so
you won't be as deritoed out as us. My wife
didn't be an ultimatum, but she kind of. She didn't big.
She asked nicely. I guess you used peer pressure? Can
you guys guess what it was for on me today?
Could you guess what it was for?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Finally? Wash your under arms?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No? No, my under arms are doing well.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh yeah, she has been asking me to buy new socks.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Really no more attempting to have any sort of affection
with her?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No? Oh, yes, but.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, sleep in a little bit longer. Stop getting up
at sex.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, I got early bird disease off her, did you? Yeah?
She's her family at early rises. I so even before kids,
she was an early yes, very much.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Is it the mustache?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The mustache? Oh no, she wants it to go.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Isn't the only one that has said something to you?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Who else said something to me?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Write a few comments online about your mustache?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Had good comments? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hot comments?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh there's a mix.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Have you seen yea, But I don't care about the haters.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I mean, who cares about stranger's opinions? You should care
about your wife.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So this is what I said to her. I said, interesting,
I thought you were secretly on board and just pretending
to not like it. And she goes, what gave you
that idea? I said, Oh okay, I said, I have
actually had quite good feedback, and I do really enjoy
having it, and I'm enjoyed growing it. I'm enjoying growing it.
But your opinion is the one that matters, So.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The only one, well yours and hers?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah, madam, Will can breeze.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Michael, it's better, no, you you sit here and listen
to it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Year hold my decision anyway. It could be.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Last week since you've had your mustache for like a
little bit. Now, do you get a white upper lip?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh? Wither you would? In summer? You would, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
My dad does?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah right, His upper lip wouldn't have seen the sun.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And exact think. I remember when my dad shaved his off. Yeah,
it was it was.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
A different you remember the first time, like my dad,
we'd never seen him without a mustache our whole life.
I reckon I would have been twelve or thirteen and
he walks out from the bathroom one day he's shaving
it off and it's so white, the.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Exact same experience, yeah, same.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Age, and all of us just went, what the fuck
was it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That we were like, whoa dad? And mum was furious.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That was my mum.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She told my dad he had an ugly lip.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh, my brother cried really yeah, wow.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
My dad used to come up with different facial hair,
Like once a month he would change his facial hair.
He would have like the full go tea and then
the little to save her, and then like a beer
just a mistake. He had the big wallrust mustache at
one point.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's one of the most fun parts about being a guy.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I am kind of jealous, Like, you know, when you
try on the little sticky mustaches. I look really good
with the mustache.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I also feel like you can hide behind a mustache
and facial hair, yeah, you know which. I'd really like
to have that option.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well they call it, they call facial hair man makeup because.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But you don't have to do anything really well.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You've got to be able to grow.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It and you have to maintain it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Shaved here and there, like most men aren't having to
put in a ship ton of effort.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You don't have to put it on every day.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah yeah, like you're not shaving every day.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'm shaving once a week.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Do you reckon there is anyone out there that shaves everything.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I went to score with a guy who had to
shave every day even when he was in seventh form
and year thirteen.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I feel like my brother is one of those people.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, my brother does. Yeah, Like and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
He keeps like just a bit of stubble, like that's
what he's running, and he's like having to shave it
every day.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I haven't seen my brother's face in what year are
we now? Probably twelve to thirteen years. At least your
brother he's got a full beard, like it's long. He's
got a massive beard.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Cast away.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't. Brother kind of looks like like a young Hagrid. No,
that's fair.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Like your brother's tall, you know, long hair, long beard.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
When I met him, I was like Hagridgrid.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Sometimes he pushes it under his chin so we can
see where his chin is, and we're like, that's where
your face is.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Did you guys see Jason Momoa shaved off his es.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It looks great as we'll go back fast though. He's
very manly. Lucy. My wife's main issue with the mustache
is that it started to part in the center, and
that's the bit that she can't handle. That's kind of
going like, how did we forget which? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
What whose mustache does that? It kind of reminds you
of someone's mustache in the forties or fifties where they
did part them in the middle, they like would like put.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well, yeah, anyway, I'm going to have the mustache professionally
trimmed on Thursday to see if they can make it
look better than I can, and then I'll make it
an assistance, make it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Look better than you can.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
The corner of your mouth long, No, I hate.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know, I refuse to go on novels. Mustache will
not turn into a comedy mustard.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You know what used to make me feel uncomfortable when
producer Ben was here, should.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Curl over his lips.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I just would stare at it and I couldn't help it.
Can we put down in the sheet We're going to
put Clen's hair into a middle part.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, you can do it. I have my hair in
the middle part for like my whole childhood.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You've seen, but like in your adulthood, have you No,
I just want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, I've had done it the hair dress and when
they're cutting my hair like they cut Yeah, but I've
seen it. You haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, we have not seen.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Just come in with it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Can you style your hair in the middle part?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yep, I want some volume middle part and must dash
my great auntie.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, I'm not even joking. It is prominent. She knows.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
No, it's actually like who's got a bit of mustache?
Me or your great auntie suit.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It's actually like a full of mo and she rocks
it so good on.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, I don't know why, but you know she should.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, she probably has certain conditions like polycystic overies or something.
What's that a condition which misses with your hormones?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh yeah, no, she's she's just a lovely lady with
a mustache or a lady.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
God are you Paul Henry mem Nona you will love
one day. I didn't get it either, joke like you
always get it, made the joke. You actually didn't get
my What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She said, that's a mustache, which is the quote. You
have stolen my dreams of my childhood with your empty words.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You guys, you guys need to give me more encouragement.
Whilst you're watching Taskmaster. I feel like you've dropped off
so much.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You ask I love you, and I sit there and
I laugh out you so many times.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I missed you every day.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I made a remix of you for the show. Today,
you're bullying me.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
For my worst part on the show. Actually, you know what, guys,
You know what, guys, I don't need any any read.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Your mind.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Don't because I got it from the best person ever
to get it from, and so now I don't need
any more. Alice Snedden messaged me and said that heaps
of her friends had told her that I'm great on it,
and she's been meaning to tell me, and I'm like,
she's friends with heaps of funny people.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
She's friends with Rose.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
She's literally best friends with Rose. Not Rose said that,
but she's friends with literally no.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No, fuck no, that would be good good conduct.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
No, But anyway, Alice's opinion means more than any of
your guys opinion. Full stop.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Thanks a lot of.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Friends. If you want me to just post something don't you.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I'm gonna take her and stuff. You're not going to
message you.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You guys so mean to me.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm going to a drum and bass gig. You guys. Yeah,
I know what the hell I thought?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It was a dick and bullskig play in Clint finance
her Facebook TikTok, and live week days from three on
ZIM
Hi, everybody, Welcome to the afterbardy. Don youbody feel like
they're full of doritos?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I could have more doritos.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, you're a long way from the dorrito bag, so
you won't be as deritoed out as us. My wife
didn't be an ultimatum, but she kind of. She didn't big.
She asked nicely. I guess you used peer pressure? Can
you guys guess what it was for on me today?
Could you guess what it was for?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Finally? Wash your under arms?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No? No, my under arms are doing well.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh yeah, she has been asking me to buy new socks.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Really no more attempting to have any sort of affection
with her?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No? Oh, yes, but.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, sleep in a little bit longer. Stop getting up
at sex.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, I got early bird disease off her, did you? Yeah?
She's her family at early rises. I so even before kids,
she was an early yes, very much.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Is it the mustache?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The mustache? Oh no, she wants it to go.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Isn't the only one that has said something to you?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Who else said something to me?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Write a few comments online about your mustache?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Had good comments? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hot comments?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh there's a mix.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Have you seen yea, But I don't care about the haters.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I mean, who cares about stranger's opinions? You should care
about your wife.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So this is what I said to her. I said, interesting,
I thought you were secretly on board and just pretending
to not like it. And she goes, what gave you
that idea? I said, Oh okay, I said, I have
actually had quite good feedback, and I do really enjoy
having it, and I'm enjoyed growing it. I'm enjoying growing it.
But your opinion is the one that matters, So.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The only one, well yours and hers?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah, madam, Will can breeze.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Michael, it's better, no, you you sit here and listen
to it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Year hold my decision anyway. It could be.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Last week since you've had your mustache for like a
little bit. Now, do you get a white upper lip?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh? Wither you would? In summer? You would, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
My dad does?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah right, His upper lip wouldn't have seen the sun.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And exact think. I remember when my dad shaved his off. Yeah,
it was it was.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
A different you remember the first time, like my dad,
we'd never seen him without a mustache our whole life.
I reckon I would have been twelve or thirteen and
he walks out from the bathroom one day he's shaving
it off and it's so white, the.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Exact same experience, yeah, same.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Age, and all of us just went, what the fuck
was it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That we were like, whoa dad? And mum was furious.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That was my mum.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She told my dad he had an ugly lip.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh, my brother cried really yeah, wow.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
My dad used to come up with different facial hair,
Like once a month he would change his facial hair.
He would have like the full go tea and then
the little to save her, and then like a beer
just a mistake. He had the big wallrust mustache at
one point.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's one of the most fun parts about being a guy.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I am kind of jealous, Like, you know, when you
try on the little sticky mustaches. I look really good
with the mustache.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I also feel like you can hide behind a mustache
and facial hair, yeah, you know which. I'd really like
to have that option.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well they call it, they call facial hair man makeup because.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But you don't have to do anything really well.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You've got to be able to grow.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It and you have to maintain it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Shaved here and there, like most men aren't having to
put in a ship ton of effort.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You don't have to put it on every day.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah yeah, like you're not shaving every day.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'm shaving once a week.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Do you reckon there is anyone out there that shaves everything.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I went to score with a guy who had to
shave every day even when he was in seventh form
and year thirteen.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I feel like my brother is one of those people.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, my brother does. Yeah, Like and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
He keeps like just a bit of stubble, like that's
what he's running, and he's like having to shave it
every day.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I haven't seen my brother's face in what year are
we now? Probably twelve to thirteen years. At least your
brother he's got a full beard, like it's long. He's
got a massive beard.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Cast away.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't. Brother kind of looks like like a young Hagrid. No,
that's fair.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Like your brother's tall, you know, long hair, long beard.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
When I met him, I was like Hagridgrid.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Sometimes he pushes it under his chin so we can
see where his chin is, and we're like, that's where
your face is.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Did you guys see Jason Momoa shaved off his es.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It looks great as we'll go back fast though. He's
very manly. Lucy. My wife's main issue with the mustache
is that it started to part in the center, and
that's the bit that she can't handle. That's kind of
going like, how did we forget which? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
What whose mustache does that? It kind of reminds you
of someone's mustache in the forties or fifties where they
did part them in the middle, they like would like put.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well, yeah, anyway, I'm going to have the mustache professionally
trimmed on Thursday to see if they can make it
look better than I can, and then I'll make it
an assistance, make it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Look better than you can.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
The corner of your mouth long, No, I hate.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know, I refuse to go on novels. Mustache will
not turn into a comedy mustard.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You know what used to make me feel uncomfortable when
producer Ben was here, should.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Curl over his lips.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I just would stare at it and I couldn't help it.
Can we put down in the sheet We're going to
put Clen's hair into a middle part.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, you can do it. I have my hair in
the middle part for like my whole childhood.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You've seen, but like in your adulthood, have you No,
I just want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, I've had done it the hair dress and when
they're cutting my hair like they cut Yeah, but I've
seen it. You haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, we have not seen.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Just come in with it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Can you style your hair in the middle part?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yep, I want some volume middle part and must dash
my great auntie.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, I'm not even joking. It is prominent. She knows.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
No, it's actually like who's got a bit of mustache?
Me or your great auntie suit.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It's actually like a full of mo and she rocks
it so good on.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, I don't know why, but you know she should.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, she probably has certain conditions like polycystic overies or something.
What's that a condition which misses with your hormones?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh yeah, no, she's she's just a lovely lady with
a mustache or a lady.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
God are you Paul Henry mem Nona you will love
one day. I didn't get it either, joke like you
always get it, made the joke. You actually didn't get
my What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She said, that's a mustache, which is the quote. You
have stolen my dreams of my childhood with your empty words.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You guys, you guys need to give me more encouragement.
Whilst you're watching Taskmaster. I feel like you've dropped off
so much.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You ask I love you, and I sit there and
I laugh out you so many times.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I missed you every day.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I made a remix of you for the show. Today,
you're bullying me.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
For my worst part on the show. Actually, you know what, guys,
You know what, guys, I don't need any any read.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Your mind.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Don't because I got it from the best person ever
to get it from, and so now I don't need
any more. Alice Snedden messaged me and said that heaps
of her friends had told her that I'm great on it,
and she's been meaning to tell me, and I'm like,
she's friends with heaps of funny people.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
She's friends with Rose.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
She's literally best friends with Rose. Not Rose said that,
but she's friends with literally no.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No, fuck no, that would be good good conduct.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
No, But anyway, Alice's opinion means more than any of
your guys opinion. Full stop.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Thanks a lot of.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Friends. If you want me to just post something don't you.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I'm gonna take her and stuff. You're not going to
message you.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You guys so mean to me.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm going to a drum and bass gig. You guys. Yeah,
I know what the hell I thought?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It was a dick and bullskig play in Clint finance
her Facebook TikTok, and live week days from three on
ZIM
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