September 5, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
After par.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Duh, just come off here from a very awkward call.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Did you talk to that person? And afterwards?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Guess what? She said?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
That you were a very lovely gentleman when you were
young young.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That was the person I was thinking about her.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, I asked her. One of your first girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, yeah, we went we went on here with this
girl and she goes, it's it's Olivia Armstrong from Road
and I drew a blank straight away, and then I
was like, wait, was that was that one of my
first girlfriends?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And then it turns out it was. But when you're
in that kind of panic.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
But you don't want to like say in case that
you're wrong, you know, on the radio, imagine if you
were like, oh, are you such and such and she goes, no, yeah,
you don't remember me.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm just terrified that someone's going to go, no, Clint,
it was a one night stand. That's what that's deep down.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
When I'm terrified someone's going to say, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Sh And I'm here to give your rating out of ten.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
She was loving and your son is on the phone,
she said, you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Want to mention She said she has.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
She's been hesitant to call because she knows it's a
bit funny, but she's.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Not funny anything. I loved it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I didn't get out yonder her.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I said, oh, he's a softyet harder than he and
she said.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Anyway, you probably won't hear that in the podcast because
it was for a dog you cat ticket giveaway.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Put it in the No, you need to put it
in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That doesn't need to live forever. It's Friday afternoon and
we're going out.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Why I am I'm going going? Where are you guys going?
I'm going to Waikei. Are you Yeah, that's where my
in laws live.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I was going to say sixty weekend, but yeah, no,
it is. Are they there?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah? Do you have sex in your in law's house?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, neither while they're there in the same room.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's just if you do. That's no.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Cordia going out. I gotta go home.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Nah, I'm going to watch the Warriors.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Where are you watching it?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I was meant to watch it at a friend's house,
but they just canceled, and like, I'm gutted because they
have beer on tap at their house, which is awesome,
and I haven't seen this friend for ages, which I
was really looking forward to it, but I'm also like,
oh I'm fucking naked.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, you've got to you got a free pass to
go home and do nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yes, I'm going to go home and my partner and
I we have a routine normally when the Warriors are on,
if we're not going out to a pub to watch it,
or to the game or to a friend's house, we'll
order these fancy cheeseburgers and have a beer and cheeseburger
and watch the game.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It's a nice routine. Alice going to Wayhiki to do
some routine.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Are you? I am not what routine? Are you doing?
A aerobics cardio? No, guys, any root canals? No, I'm
just joking. Please, maybe a cuddle. I want to go
to bin Yeah we know, with sleep. Make sure you
(03:05):
wash it down with the root beer.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Sixty nine the best route I've actually.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Been one directions.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Did I tell you that crazy story about that friend
of mine? Did I tell you guys that crazy story.
It's such a good story. Give me the and it's
definitely not for the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
But okay, give us the boot. It's not for the radio,
but probably fine.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Here a friend.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Of mine started dating this guy and good looking guy,
and she was like things were you know, we're all good.
We're on a couple of dates, like it was fine,
and then he invited me to I've I told you
(03:54):
this story and then invited her to go stay at
this batch because he was going there for one night
and invited her. But they'd only been on like three dates.
But she did know him through other friends, so she
was like, oh, okay, I do feel comfortable because I
know that he's friends with some of my friends, so
it's fine. Anyway, they hadn't even kissed.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Before, Oh you have told us this, and then all.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Of a sudden, he's like, so they kiss on the
same night and then he's like, sh'll be sixty nine.
That's crazy work Like so on the first time that
they kiss, also sixteen what.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well documented not how it goes that I've got limited
experience in this area, But you don't ask do you
just kind of vend up there?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Well? Or do you ask? I feel like, I mean,
I'm pro concent obously, but planet like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It also feels awkward, like how do you get into
the position if you're not kind of suggesting it?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
True?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Go I'm not here around here, lamp, but just anyway,
here's my piece of advice.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Don't sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
The first time the first time, and you know what,
not the second or third time.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Some hot missionary the first time.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yes, that's you know.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Don't compliment. Don't do that on the first time either.
Did you say she goes.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Not classic?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, keep it bland for the first one.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Keep it simple, keep it simple coming back, but you
keep it simple places you're really exciting enough because it's
the first time with someone new, so you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Don't give them the keys to the kingdom on the first.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Visit and then they come back for more, and then
you got kingdom. But you can't give them any more.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Every room in this kingdom, there's nothing left to explore.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What are you applying? Ella, Go back to church.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys back
next week. Play Zidis pre in clent on Answer, Facebook
Speaker 4 (06:23):
TikTok and live weekdays from three on zim
After par.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Duh, just come off here from a very awkward call.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Did you talk to that person? And afterwards?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Guess what? She said?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
That you were a very lovely gentleman when you were
young young.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That was the person I was thinking about her.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, I asked her. One of your first girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, yeah, we went we went on here with this
girl and she goes, it's it's Olivia Armstrong from Road
and I drew a blank straight away, and then I
was like, wait, was that was that one of my
first girlfriends?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And then it turns out it was. But when you're
in that kind of panic.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
But you don't want to like say in case that
you're wrong, you know, on the radio, imagine if you
were like, oh, are you such and such and she goes, no, yeah,
you don't remember me.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm just terrified that someone's going to go, no, Clint,
it was a one night stand. That's what that's deep down.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
When I'm terrified someone's going to say, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Sh And I'm here to give your rating out of ten.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
She was loving and your son is on the phone,
she said, you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Want to mention She said she has.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
She's been hesitant to call because she knows it's a
bit funny, but she's.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Not funny anything. I loved it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I didn't get out yonder her.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I said, oh, he's a softyet harder than he and
she said.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Anyway, you probably won't hear that in the podcast because
it was for a dog you cat ticket giveaway.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Put it in the No, you need to put it
in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That doesn't need to live forever. It's Friday afternoon and
we're going out.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Why I am I'm going going? Where are you guys going?
I'm going to Waikei. Are you Yeah, that's where my
in laws live.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I was going to say sixty weekend, but yeah, no,
it is. Are they there?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah? Do you have sex in your in law's house?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, neither while they're there in the same room.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's just if you do. That's no.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Cordia going out. I gotta go home.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Nah, I'm going to watch the Warriors.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Where are you watching it?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I was meant to watch it at a friend's house,
but they just canceled, and like, I'm gutted because they
have beer on tap at their house, which is awesome,
and I haven't seen this friend for ages, which I
was really looking forward to it, but I'm also like,
oh I'm fucking naked.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, you've got to you got a free pass to
go home and do nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yes, I'm going to go home and my partner and
I we have a routine normally when the Warriors are on,
if we're not going out to a pub to watch it,
or to the game or to a friend's house, we'll
order these fancy cheeseburgers and have a beer and cheeseburger
and watch the game.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It's a nice routine. Alice going to Wayhiki to do
some routine.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Are you? I am not what routine? Are you doing?
A aerobics cardio? No, guys, any root canals? No, I'm
just joking. Please, maybe a cuddle. I want to go
to bin Yeah we know, with sleep. Make sure you
(03:05):
wash it down with the root beer.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Sixty nine the best route I've actually.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Been one directions.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Did I tell you that crazy story about that friend
of mine? Did I tell you guys that crazy story.
It's such a good story. Give me the and it's
definitely not for the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
But okay, give us the boot. It's not for the radio,
but probably fine.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Here a friend.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Of mine started dating this guy and good looking guy,
and she was like things were you know, we're all good.
We're on a couple of dates, like it was fine,
and then he invited me to I've I told you
(03:54):
this story and then invited her to go stay at
this batch because he was going there for one night
and invited her. But they'd only been on like three dates.
But she did know him through other friends, so she
was like, oh, okay, I do feel comfortable because I
know that he's friends with some of my friends, so
it's fine. Anyway, they hadn't even kissed.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Before, Oh you have told us this, and then all.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Of a sudden, he's like, so they kiss on the
same night and then he's like, sh'll be sixty nine.
That's crazy work Like so on the first time that
they kiss, also sixteen what.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well documented not how it goes that I've got limited
experience in this area, But you don't ask do you
just kind of vend up there?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Well? Or do you ask? I feel like, I mean,
I'm pro concent obously, but planet like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It also feels awkward, like how do you get into
the position if you're not kind of suggesting it?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
True?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Go I'm not here around here, lamp, but just anyway,
here's my piece of advice.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Don't sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
The first time the first time, and you know what,
not the second or third time.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Some hot missionary the first time.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yes, that's you know.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Don't compliment. Don't do that on the first time either.
Did you say she goes.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Not classic?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, keep it bland for the first one.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Keep it simple, keep it simple coming back, but you
keep it simple places you're really exciting enough because it's
the first time with someone new, so you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Don't give them the keys to the kingdom on the first.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Visit and then they come back for more, and then
you got kingdom. But you can't give them any more.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Every room in this kingdom, there's nothing left to explore.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What are you applying? Ella, Go back to church.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys back
next week. Play Zidis pre in clent on Answer, Facebook
Speaker 4 (06:23):
TikTok and live weekdays from three on zim
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