September 12, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, this podcast starts out bad and then it
gets disgusting, So maybe just shout out to Hayden though.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This one's for you.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You're sixty dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey guys, we're just finished doing the Secret Sound on
the radio and now we're doing the podcast. Someone sticks
in to say they have got they've checked their call log.
They've called it in one thousand, three hundred and thirty
seven times today.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Jez Stage five clinger.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, sorry, you're turned on now? Really what was it?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I said it was elite elite because the one three
three seven.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
You're a millennial, you should get that elite elite.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Thirteen thirty seven, yeah, three seven, what's now?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Fill me in?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It was from like the tens, like online game talk.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, elite, but it.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Was always spelt one three three seven seven.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hey, I have a shout out for someone go on. Sorry,
that was so funny. I think we need to give
Cordios some last ship.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, great, that was great. Let's make you weir. Yeah,
Sabrenda Carpenter wet shout.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Out to Hayden, who called birthday banger. Actually he won it,
and he said he listens to the after party every
single day does apologize what we say, Big h Dog.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
He had good vibes about him. You know, when you
get a caller comes through. I love everyone that calls through,
but some callers you're like, yep, you're on here. The
vibes are on.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, I get that a lot from our longtime listener
first time.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yes, yeah, they always have the vibes on.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I love that segment.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Hayden definitely had the vibes on.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Vibes So talking about vibes, anyone got anything on this weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, we're playing as we're playing in a charity football
match and we didn't even talk about it this week?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh yeah, what time is it on? Someone?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Why did we not.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Talk about that? At one o'clock and Birkenhead?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay, see there?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Why did we not talk about that?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I don't know. I had some good gear. Did you
guys see the poster for it?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, I haven't seen the post.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Made a poster for it for the celebrity football match. Yeah,
the celebrities they've featured.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
There's quite a lot of people playing in this game.
The celebrities they've featured, John o'pryor and Brie Thomas.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
El I have not seen this is it? Do you reckon?
They took the the maybe the best footballers from the
from the group.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I don't know that John has ever kicked a football
in his life.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And I haven't kicked a football for a long time.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
How do I find this poster?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I didn't know where it was.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Did they use did they use a new photo of
both of us or an old photo?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And what Instagram.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Called Battle of the Boots? I believe, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I think they're Facebook though.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Is there any point sharing it?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, share it and then oh yeah you can share
it and say people can come down.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It's a pretty janky photoshop job.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
If it's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
What is a Battle of the boobs? Battle of the boobs?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Cool? Mine would win.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
This is the first year they've done this.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh here it is?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You found it?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
This one?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
That's it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Shane Cortes is also one of the celebrities on the poster.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm struggling.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Shane Cortes was on Shorten Street. Shane Cootes was on
Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Shanku Tees was on Silver Foxes like that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He was on outrageous fortune. He's also a professional ballroom
dancer and a.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
God, he can do it all.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, I think it might be an auctioneer.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's amazing, A good look in unit.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
But can he football?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
To be honest though, on the poster where a very
small part and then the big part is Sir Graham Henry.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
And his wife?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Is that his wife?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Can you send it? I can't find it anywhere. I'm lost, man,
put it in the in the oh, here's our kid.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
This is what our kid's going to look like? Do
you guys? Reckon Clinton and I will be on the
same team or the opposite team. They'll put us on
the opposite team.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Opposite team, Yeah, I hope opposition.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Do you play?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
But I don't think I want to be a striker.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
You would say I'm going to be a glory hog.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Looks like I'll see you at the back line.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Then are you going to began to park the bus?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Mate? They call me the janitor because all I do
is sweep up everyone else's miss.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Nice, nice.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I'm going to slide tackle a woman, not if.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You're a striker. Strikers are slide tackling.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know who the goalie is, but shot down.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Women the women that are playing me Brindley Stench, so
people will think we're the same person. There. Yeah, live
Mackenzie another comedian and who's the other? There's one more?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Surprises me? Ship whoever gets you when I'm actually pretty
good at the football?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Go on?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Did your mum tell you that?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Shut up? No?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, very good?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Wasn't no? But going back a little couple of seconds
ago to me, I think it could be a really
good real estate agent. I think it could be the
next Careergo.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Okay, what makes you say that?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Because I want to be a nice real estate agent,
not saying that there's not nice ones. But I'm going
to have low prices.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You've already prices.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I'm not going to take the massive percentage that real
estate agents take when they sell a house.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, you say that, How are you going to sell
the house for low prices too?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, I'm going to sell the house for a normal amount,
but just give them a good amount of money. How
are you going to make money. I'm going to make money.
Real estate agents make because.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
They take a percent of money. I'm going to take
a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I'm going to take a normal amount.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Don't get paid until they sell a house. They don't
get a weekly income.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Are you going to take like nineteen percent instead of
the twenty that everyone else does?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Okay, so it's twenty. I'll take ten.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
For example.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
That's my deference. And ready, how does the start? Oh,
welcome everyone to three through four or five?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's an auctioneer.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I want to be an auctioneer.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's a different job.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Vanilla Caramel, beautiful house. It's going four bedrooms? Are two bathrooms? Ready?
Start again? One million dollars the Red Connor over there
are two point two million dollars million one.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh my god, babe, I can't believe our dream came true.
We finally own our own Vanilla Caramel house.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I love the Vanilla Caramel Era. It's my favorite way
better than Art Degger.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Right.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Not good in summer though, But.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Melty, guys, we've got to get out of here. Claudia
tried to get us and even do this podcast, and
I'm starting to understand.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Why both of you, and you're doing it anyway, say
you guys, because guys, what about Hayden?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
What justice for Hayden?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Justice for Hayden? He listens to this dribble.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He said he was going to drink his body weight
and beers this week, and he could be totally fucking
inebriated right now on his way home from town, and
this could be.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
But he's been looking forward to all night.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And we're just talking up a storm about.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Playing in the uber. He probably puts us on for
some you know, some comfort and some you know, nice
vibes to go to sleep too.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Do you think anyone's ever made love to this podcast?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I have.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Your own voice?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, the shower solo?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
How old it's Hayden. If he was born in ninety one,
he'd be thirty four.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, thirty four.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hayden sounded hot. I picture hated to be a smoke showen.
You know what sucks about?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Touch yourself? You know what?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Touch yourself now with both hands, grippet lightly, no too tight, Hayden.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Lightly now lightly slap your own face.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Nice record, Hayden, Hayden, call yourself daddy, Hayden, Hayden good Yeah,
sit down, Hayden, good boy?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Why are you kind of good at this?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Guys? A lot of practice. I'm finished see you guys.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Like Hayden's playems bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, Tik talk
Speaker 5 (08:44):
And live weekdays from three on Zidim
Hey, guys, this podcast starts out bad and then it
gets disgusting, So maybe just shout out to Hayden though.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This one's for you.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You're sixty dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey guys, we're just finished doing the Secret Sound on
the radio and now we're doing the podcast. Someone sticks
in to say they have got they've checked their call log.
They've called it in one thousand, three hundred and thirty
seven times today.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Jez Stage five clinger.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, sorry, you're turned on now? Really what was it?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I said it was elite elite because the one three
three seven.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
You're a millennial, you should get that elite elite.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Thirteen thirty seven, yeah, three seven, what's now?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Fill me in?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It was from like the tens, like online game talk.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, elite, but it.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Was always spelt one three three seven seven.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hey, I have a shout out for someone go on. Sorry,
that was so funny. I think we need to give
Cordios some last ship.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, great, that was great. Let's make you weir. Yeah,
Sabrenda Carpenter wet shout.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Out to Hayden, who called birthday banger. Actually he won it,
and he said he listens to the after party every
single day does apologize what we say, Big h Dog.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
He had good vibes about him. You know, when you
get a caller comes through. I love everyone that calls through,
but some callers you're like, yep, you're on here. The
vibes are on.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, I get that a lot from our longtime listener
first time.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yes, yeah, they always have the vibes on.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I love that segment.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Hayden definitely had the vibes on.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Vibes So talking about vibes, anyone got anything on this weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, we're playing as we're playing in a charity football
match and we didn't even talk about it this week?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh yeah, what time is it on? Someone?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Why did we not.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Talk about that? At one o'clock and Birkenhead?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay, see there?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Why did we not talk about that?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I don't know. I had some good gear. Did you
guys see the poster for it?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, I haven't seen the post.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Made a poster for it for the celebrity football match. Yeah,
the celebrities they've featured.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
There's quite a lot of people playing in this game.
The celebrities they've featured, John o'pryor and Brie Thomas.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
El I have not seen this is it? Do you reckon?
They took the the maybe the best footballers from the
from the group.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I don't know that John has ever kicked a football
in his life.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And I haven't kicked a football for a long time.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
How do I find this poster?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I didn't know where it was.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Did they use did they use a new photo of
both of us or an old photo?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And what Instagram.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Called Battle of the Boots? I believe, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I think they're Facebook though.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Is there any point sharing it?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, share it and then oh yeah you can share
it and say people can come down.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It's a pretty janky photoshop job.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
If it's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
What is a Battle of the boobs? Battle of the boobs?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Cool? Mine would win.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
This is the first year they've done this.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh here it is?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You found it?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
This one?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
That's it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Shane Cortes is also one of the celebrities on the poster.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm struggling.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Shane Cortes was on Shorten Street. Shane Cootes was on
Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Shanku Tees was on Silver Foxes like that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He was on outrageous fortune. He's also a professional ballroom
dancer and a.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
God, he can do it all.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, I think it might be an auctioneer.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's amazing, A good look in unit.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
But can he football?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
To be honest though, on the poster where a very
small part and then the big part is Sir Graham Henry.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
And his wife?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Is that his wife?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Can you send it? I can't find it anywhere. I'm lost, man,
put it in the in the oh, here's our kid.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
This is what our kid's going to look like? Do
you guys? Reckon Clinton and I will be on the
same team or the opposite team. They'll put us on
the opposite team.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Opposite team, Yeah, I hope opposition.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Do you play?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
But I don't think I want to be a striker.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
You would say I'm going to be a glory hog.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Looks like I'll see you at the back line.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Then are you going to began to park the bus?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Mate? They call me the janitor because all I do
is sweep up everyone else's miss.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Nice, nice.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I'm going to slide tackle a woman, not if.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You're a striker. Strikers are slide tackling.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know who the goalie is, but shot down.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Women the women that are playing me Brindley Stench, so
people will think we're the same person. There. Yeah, live
Mackenzie another comedian and who's the other? There's one more?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Surprises me? Ship whoever gets you when I'm actually pretty
good at the football?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Go on?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Did your mum tell you that?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Shut up? No?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, very good?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Wasn't no? But going back a little couple of seconds
ago to me, I think it could be a really
good real estate agent. I think it could be the
next Careergo.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Okay, what makes you say that?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Because I want to be a nice real estate agent,
not saying that there's not nice ones. But I'm going
to have low prices.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You've already prices.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I'm not going to take the massive percentage that real
estate agents take when they sell a house.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, you say that, How are you going to sell
the house for low prices too?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, I'm going to sell the house for a normal amount,
but just give them a good amount of money. How
are you going to make money. I'm going to make money.
Real estate agents make because.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
They take a percent of money. I'm going to take
a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I'm going to take a normal amount.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Don't get paid until they sell a house. They don't
get a weekly income.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Are you going to take like nineteen percent instead of
the twenty that everyone else does?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Okay, so it's twenty. I'll take ten.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
For example.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
That's my deference. And ready, how does the start? Oh,
welcome everyone to three through four or five?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's an auctioneer.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I want to be an auctioneer.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's a different job.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Vanilla Caramel, beautiful house. It's going four bedrooms? Are two bathrooms? Ready?
Start again? One million dollars the Red Connor over there
are two point two million dollars million one.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh my god, babe, I can't believe our dream came true.
We finally own our own Vanilla Caramel house.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I love the Vanilla Caramel Era. It's my favorite way
better than Art Degger.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Right.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Not good in summer though, But.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Melty, guys, we've got to get out of here. Claudia
tried to get us and even do this podcast, and
I'm starting to understand.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Why both of you, and you're doing it anyway, say
you guys, because guys, what about Hayden?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
What justice for Hayden?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Justice for Hayden? He listens to this dribble.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He said he was going to drink his body weight
and beers this week, and he could be totally fucking
inebriated right now on his way home from town, and
this could be.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
But he's been looking forward to all night.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And we're just talking up a storm about.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Playing in the uber. He probably puts us on for
some you know, some comfort and some you know, nice
vibes to go to sleep too.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Do you think anyone's ever made love to this podcast?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I have.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Your own voice?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, the shower solo?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
How old it's Hayden. If he was born in ninety one,
he'd be thirty four.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, thirty four.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hayden sounded hot. I picture hated to be a smoke showen.
You know what sucks about?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Touch yourself? You know what?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Touch yourself now with both hands, grippet lightly, no too tight, Hayden.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Lightly now lightly slap your own face.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Nice record, Hayden, Hayden, call yourself daddy, Hayden, Hayden good Yeah,
sit down, Hayden, good boy?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Why are you kind of good at this?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Guys? A lot of practice. I'm finished see you guys.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Like Hayden's playems bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, Tik talk
Speaker 5 (08:44):
And live weekdays from three on Zidim
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