Bree & Clint’s After Party - 2nd October 2025

What's the going rate for the tooth fairy these days? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
After part duh.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clinton after Bird. I've
got a question for you guys. Yes, I don't know
what she's going to leave, obviously because I haven't lost
one for ages. But what do we believe is the
going going rate for a tooth from the tooth Fairy

(00:27):
these days? Ah?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know what was going to be about that?
Can you cut that? But please, I'll censor. What did
you say?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Nothing, We're talking about tooth Fairy to tooth.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Her first tooth is wiggly.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, two bucks.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
She's been waiting for it to come wiggily for ages.
She knew which tooth it was going to be because
it's been sore, and then today it started wigging, really wiggling.
It's going to come out real fast.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Can you do one of those videos where you tie
a piece of the door of those videos, I've.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Seen one and I hope they're fake where the dad
ties the string to the tooth and then ties it
to the toe bar of his.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Car and they're real. That's real.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
If you ripped the kid's face.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Out, Oh, it's just a wiggly tooth, it will right out.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
You don't know that you don't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's going to have the old jaw is going to
come out jaws forward.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I don't know anyway that's not going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
That'll knock the tooth.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
We're not doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
My personal opinion, I don't think the tooth fairy believes
an inflation. I still make a gold coin as what
is the going dollars going to buy?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, this is the thing. Yeah, probably lollies, which god.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
God, I missed going to the corner store and getting lollies.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You can still. I was still doing it until I
had the dentists and I was like, I've done really
good job with my teeth. And I hadn't been to
the dentists for like three years, and you have so
many cavities. And I used to just walk across the
road and get a two dollar mix just when I
was bored.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
It's the best.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, And I had a diary right across the road
from my house.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I don't like those pre made ones though.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I like when they had the little cabinet and it was.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Like five yeah with a dollar's huge.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
He got to work for that poor dairy worker to
make one dollar while you're sitting there going one coke bottle.
But yeah, call memory because I thought, and obviously the
tooth fairy is going to pay what she pays, But
I had a feeling that it was five dollars for
your first tooth and then two dollars for every toothair, because.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Then everything's a disappointment afterwards.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I might have got a tin for my first tooth.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Anyway, my wife, My wife corrected me, huh, no, no,
it's two dollars a tooth.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
That's what I.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Said. Five dollars for the first tooth and then two
dollars for every subsequent tooth.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah, because then you're just setting her, like her up
for disappointment.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I wanted to know what the tooth fairy is paying
other kids in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
True.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, the tooth fairy must have run out of money
one year because she dropped off a toy dinosaur for
my brother.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
God lucky, random mate.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I've heard lots of stories apparently if the tooth comes
out after five o'clock, that the tooth Fairy actually doesn't
come until the next night.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I think, yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
And also it can take the tooth fairy up to
a week to remember. Yeah, somehow.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, very busy.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I heard the tooth fairy is addicted to myth, so
can be forgetful.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, she's addicted to teth.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Teth teeth myth.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
No tith. That's why she's collecting all those teth.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, that's why she That's why she collects teth or
slash teeth because she's a myth head and all of
her teeth are rotten.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
A terrible rumor.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Hoyman, I felt ship out all day today. You felt
better yesterday and when I'm back and bullying you that too.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
But I'm going to the MEXI Jesus that ship.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
But it's good saving me.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm still on it.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Mate, I've been on the I've been on the suitor
fed pseudo if for dreams. No, have you guys had pseudo?
I just felt my wife when recently I just yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Felt you for it. Give me some I would like
to feel we should get on.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
But then my mum also said to me. She's like,
don't take too much of that and it'll block up
all your sinus. And now it's real bad, Like I'll
push on my nose like this and it hurts.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
You should do a douche tonight.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I was going to do a do today. It's so
I'm going to do it.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't want to watch that.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
You don't want a nasal douche on air. We've never
done That's we need. We need to start doing different things.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Good for content. Because it's Ella's king, thank you.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I won't be here for it. I'll be in the
other room.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
You don't want to see.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, it's the noises that it makes. Because there's only
going to be the noise.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
We can pray, record it and then see how it goes.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay, I'll bring my nasal.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I could help you for you, Okay, mate, that would
pop off. Guys, I wanted to get your opinion. I've
gone back and forth about posting this video on my Instagram.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'll be honest. Okay, show it to Ella.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, I show it to all of us, but I
will be honest.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, do I want to see it.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I'll put it in.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'll put it in the group chat, and then I
just want to vote a simple yes or no. Ella's
votes worth two.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I usually loved.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Her, so then we'd be a tie and you'd have
the deciding vote.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Exactly here we go, sending now I guess I'll just
watch it. Do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I guess you're voting on do you reckon? This would
get a lot of views instantly. It's a crutch shot
with the dog between your legs. The cover images your
legs you put you put your.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Sound up to the mob.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, no, that's a family group chat video yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
You blew that dogs hit off the dog?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
You know, I just had you know where I can
post this in the Breen Clint group therapy page.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
You can post it anywhere I can.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Do you guys reckon.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
That People pay good money for videos.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I will be on following. I reckon that video would
pop off, so the.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Thoracity of the dog recoils.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I'll post it. This is I hate doing this to
the podcast listeners. I always feel bad.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I'll post it in the podcast group, but I think
about posting it elsewhere later.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Breeze lying on her beard and the dogs lying between
her leaks and she farts on the dogs.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
You need to put a watermark on that video because
that could spread.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Do you want a water mak Do you want to
spread with a watermark on it? Do you want to
be permanently at the moment your faces, and there's plausible
deniability I had.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
I had this similar conversation with producer Ellie who used
to work on the show ex producer of the show Ellie,
when I said to her, I made this compilation video
of me faring in front of people, and I said,
I don't know, this might be too far.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
And she turned around. She goes, that's the funniest ship
of a scene, half a post.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
But this is the this is the problem with like
who you get your feedback from.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
But this is why I am, This is why I'm
serving multiple people.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, Ella's we're going to vote. Claudia is already a note.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh come on, Claudia, not for me. Not I'm torn.
I think it's good stuff for you. But the fight
itself is a ship. I'm just say, for the sake
of your career. But it wasn't It wasn't a ship.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
It was just about your digital footprint.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
I just ye, mate, my digital footprint is fucked already.
There's a video of me saying I've done a ship
in the ocean.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
From that, can you?

Speaker 5 (08:31):
And then today at the spray ending place, she goes,
saw the video, but you brown on it?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Brown? One of my staff men. I was like, for
Fox's sake, I.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Peaked at that moment, peaked, peaked.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, already said no, So okay, we need to know.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I don't know. I don't want to hear. I'm just
gonna skip off into the distance.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Things have voted yes, Yeah, I get out of voting.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, takes a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Let's go. Have you packed for this trip?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
To sell you? I need we need to go now a.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
New suitcase, did you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Not for the hardcase? Softcase?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Hard?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Are you a hard case?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I've always been colored flaccid. The flaccid case for me
gream color y. Interesting choice, like, yeah, who what made
you get cream?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
You think I'm in charge of picking the suitcase?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
You got a hard case and it was cream color?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Do you want to get a slap on there?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Come over here and I'll slap you with a fart
of mine.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Okay, tomorrow there might not be a podcast tomorrow. I
mean there'll be a podcast, maybe an after party, but.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
After plays. Bring Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Live weekdays from three on City and