ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th October 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is as long as you've
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's zm's Brian Clint Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Zm's Brian Clint thanks to Wicked Wing Wednesdays at KFC
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
Bri and Clin.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brian Clint Show.
We just had a visit from Penny Wise from the
IT Movies, and I think bringeds new pens. I thought
I was fine.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I know I don't like clowns, but I was like, oh,
it's fine. It's an actor.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
As soon as I saw the guy, I was like,
absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
We think it's such a big one. He was enormous.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I reckon, he was six six, it's huge. It was
a big clown. Yeah, big ass clown.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
If that is your thing ahead of Halloween, that knew it.
Prequel Welcome to Dairy is streaming now on Neon Hent.
So we got a visit from Penny Wise this afternoon, dud, do.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Your best penny Wise laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Ah No, I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Sounded like the guy from White Chicks, What a beautiful
chocolate man.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Days more like.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah that's better.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, how is that different to what I did.
That was same. It was the same I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
So yeah, sorry, sorry for judging a fun show on
the way.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
We're gonna make someone else's day today with some more
money thanks to the Good Fortune Movie. If you've got
a confession for us, you can text Angel and your
confession to nine Sex, nine Sex and Brion I as
your guardian. Angels could make everything better with a bit
of money at five o'clock today. Yeah, we'll try and
get you back in the good books. Yesterday someone confessed

(01:50):
to turning the Wi Fi router off whenever they want
their kids to do anything.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Hey, it's a live hack.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's a live hack, your parenting hack, and we rewarded it.
So then how today but first trading verse lady with
the Ladies have got the chance to go level again.
I cannot believe the ladies have been in the lead
all year and now they're chasing their tail.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
What a series it has been this year. It continues
on fifty bucks up for grabs. If you want to play,
now's the time to call plays Brian Cland.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm a trady first lady.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's treaty versus leadingly.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Right.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Score update for the year the trade's on ninety The
ladies right there though, clipping at their heels.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Eighty nine lady is calling from Yaddie. She's thirty two
and she has never won this game before, but has
she played? Welcome to the show, Cheyenne, my chyenne?

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (02:43):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
How many times have you played?

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Oh? God, probably like eight times?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh wow, you're an eight time loser, Chenne, Well today,
and I didn't mean it like that. That is quite
the track record. Today's the data word.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
I think her two guys radio, it's a bit lea.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
No there, that's fair, argans you. That's a bit leggy.
Shay end Well, you do it today, you'll pull the
ladies back level with the trades, who are being represented
from christ Root today by a twenty year eight year
old who completely shaved their head because it felt nicer
than having here. Welcome to the show, Aaron. Hello, are
you bald as a badger right now? Yeah? Bald head?

(03:26):
Great aerodynamics?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
What what buzz did you go for? Zero? Oh?

Speaker 6 (03:31):
It's a foil shaved every second day?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wow, So you're not you're not bald, but you've got
a skinner by choice.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like if there was no here follicles makeup on it.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wow, So you do you have to shave it every
two days? Yeah, every one or two days.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
That's that's quite a big commitment.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You must love it. He does have a nice shape
down so much better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some guys just
love the low maintenance side of it.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Question for you, Aaron, because some people have a great
looking bald head.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
How how's your head? Well, when I first did it,
my wife told me all like mister potato head, and
now she says it look way better, told me you
actually have a beautiful bald head of Don't you love
the honesty of wife? Good? Your busy trading, your darling wife, Cheyenne,
yours is, Lady, the first of three correct answers we'll

(04:20):
get for dinner's cash from KFC today. Good luck, guys,
Best of luck.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Question number one, which artist is currently on their world
tour The Mayhem Ball?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Lady, Yes, Cheyenne Taylor Swift. No, Taylor Swift, Aaron.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Next, that's fair, Lady Gaga is on her world tour
called the Mayhem Ball at the moment, no points there.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
You should have said Pitbull eron because you guys have
got the same haircut. Darly.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Question number two, what is the largest and hardest bone
in your body?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Now, be careful, Aaron, A careful.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Good on you, Aaron.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
That took restraint and we appreciate it. It is the FEMA.
It's the biggest bone in your body as well in
your leg. Question number three buzzing when you can tell
me who sings this?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
But Aaron just got in Lord Lord is of course. Lord,
just take this opportunity to check in with Cheyenne, who's
steering down the barrel of her ninth Trady verse Lady
defeat Cheyenne. This is the pip talk moment of the show. Okay,
we need you to left and you need to go
three from three to win this thing. Okay, Yeah, this.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Might be the greatest comeback of Trady versus Lady ever, Chyenne,
if you can do it. Here it comes question number four.
Who are the all blacks playing this Sunday morning? Cheyenneland,
she's got one.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Question number five.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Name two of the New Zealand's three female prime ministers.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Aaron for the win, Kate Shepherds, No, No, she got
women the vote. She's a suffragette. Cheyenne free gifts two
former female Prime Ministers of New Zealand Helen one.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
And who else she's on fire. We go to a
type break question, have you ever got this close?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Chyenne?

Speaker 8 (06:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Okay, here it comes, guys. Could be either of you, Aaron,
This can easily be you as well.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Easily could be you, Aaron. Best of luck to both
of you. Question number six. In artistic gymnastics, there are
certain apparatuses that the men do and others that the
women do. Name one apparatus that only the women compete in.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Aaron for the win the ribbon.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, that's rhythmic gymnastics.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Rhythmic, that's all different, one and all together. Cheyenne, throw
one up in the air.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
What do you reckon? Splits is a great guess. I'm
pretty sure all geners can do the splits.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
We were looking for the uneven bars or the balance beam.
The only the women compete In question number seven, still,
the tie break name is citrus fruit other than lemons
and oranges, Aaron Tandering.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Bree's gonna check. We've got to check. Oh my god, Tendering,
it is citrus. I believe it is yep. First of all,

(07:48):
we check on Cheyenne, are you.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
No, no good, no good?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, Aaron, how are you sorry? Cheyenne? Oh he's a
nice bloke as well. Twenty five bucks are nice workmate,
Good work to both of you.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
A great game.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Fifty bucks, go on your way erin thank you Up
the Tradees ninety one Ladies eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
C MS Brie and Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm back of an absolute Trady Verse lady thriller this afternoon.
We need to give Cheyenne another chance. Do we get
Cheyenne on for ademption tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
I reckon round two Lucky number ten, sorry, round number
ten for Cheyenne, Lucky number ten.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Since she's depressed, she's got to get it done in ten. Yeah,
she's what.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
She's lost nine games of trading versus lady in a row.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
And we always say to people, don't give up. But
after ten, if she doesn't get it on ten.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Give up.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah, I think that's it.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, Yeah, you've lost ten games for the Ladies at
that stage. Yeah, I think I think you're You're more
of a hindrance than a help. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
So let's say she played ten times this year.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, ten of those trading wins from Chyenne.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
You're listening, Yeah, we'll get you back on tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Read an encyclopedia tonight, okay, because you're on tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah. I saw this story about a New Zealand store
that apparently has allegedly caught one of their employees stealing.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, one of the employees stealing. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
One of the employees that has worked at this place
for a while allegedly caught on CCTV footage stealing something
that the shop sells. Interesting and that's something, yes, that
they've been allegedly stealing Pokemon cards.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Ah, what kind of store sells Pokemon cards?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh, you'd have like a gaming store. Okay, yeah, like
they sell stuff like.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
That anyway else? Can you get them at the warehouse?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I'm pretty sure you can. Yep, Kmart might even sell them,
right Okay. Anyway, Allegedly this staff member apparently was opening
certain decks of cards.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
They sell them at the warehouse, Yeah, I thought so.
And Farmers anywhere else?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
JB High Fire by the looks really the heaps of places. Yep,
they're super popular still there. I mean they're only gaining popularity.
They're becoming more and more sought after, which is probably
why allegedly this employee.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Was opening them and stealing them.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
And apparently what they were doing is they would open
a pack and they can be seen on CCTV footage
going through the cards and then chucking out obviously all
the bad ones, only looking for the good one, just
looking for the ones that are worth a lot of money, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Well, you don't want to lose your job for stealing
a bad Pokemon cap. That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
The owner of the store believes that the employee, over
many several months, has stolen what they would say is
about forty thousand dollars worth whooa retail.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
The worth of cards these things are between ten and
thirty bucks a pack, So how many are you stealing
to steal forty grand? Where a Pokemon?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well, this is the thing is it also depends on
what cards were in the packs, and so apparently one
of the cards that was in one of the packs
was worth five grand.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, Oh, you'd had to get caught on CCTV, wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
You'd be like, that's not me. You've stolen anything from
a job. Maybe maybe I have.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I can't remember, but I also don't want to lie
and say never. Yeah no, no, I do remember something
I took. When I used to work on the street
team for a radio station, I used to take things
out of the prize pot all the time. Yeah, can
and coke, power age, little movie voucher.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
You know, it's just text. We didn't get give them
away throughout the day. I was like, well, there.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Are going to go to waste to go somewhere ron, Yeah, yeah,
but that's probably about it.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
What about you?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
What about those those Rudy mags that you took from
the gas station job you had.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
They weren't stealing. They were free at the end of
the month. They were if you took the cover off.
It wasn't just rudy magazines, thank you very much. There
were rugby magazines, there were car magazines.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
And you told me that you had a stack of
Rudy magazines under your bed that was so high that
reached the mattress.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
And then you panicked when you had to move out.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
You forgot about them and you had to race home
and get rid of them before your mom found them.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Is that did I make better? We want to know
this afternoon. You don't have to dob your cell phone.
We want to know what someone was stealing from your work.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
And it can be as simple as maybe they were
taking toilet paper out of the staff toilets.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, which is a bit said. Or maybe you worked
at an ice cream shop and they were stealing containers
of ice cream. Hell yeah, because how did you get
ice cream home? You never get it out to the car.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
See.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
That is quite a difficult heist, is it.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, someone stole those those twenty eight odd and golds
from here the other month.

Speaker 9 (13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
You never got to the bottom of that.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
God, I would love to know who that was, just
because it was It's not like it was one, No,
it was a lot.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
It was twenty eight. Yeah. It was a great time
for La to be vegan too, because I think she's
the only one who it can't be blamed.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah, she was the only non suspect.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah. Yeah, So we want to know this afternoon one
hundred dollars at in. We can text it into nine
six none sex and we can keep everybody anonymous. Yes,
what did someone get caught stealing from your work?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Ledge story out of New Zealand somewhere that an employee
has been stealing Pokemon cards.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Forty grand worth a Pokemon car, as you said, well them.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Through the packs trying to find the rare ones and
then ditching the rest of them.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, what a lame crime? Are You're going to go
down for something that.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Crime couldn't get nerdier?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Exactly exactly. It's either there or bay Blades. Going down
to bay Blades?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
How do you speak ill of bay Blade?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Would you rather go to prison for stealing Pokemon cards
or Ugi oh cards? Pokemon? That's way cooler. So we
want to know what was someone at your work stealing?
First person wants to be Anonymous High Anonymous, hy Anonymous?
Are there? Anonymous? Hello? Hello, Hello Anonymous?

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Sorry I got told I was Anonymous too.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
You are, but I pushed the wrong button, So you're
here now.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Not a story about me. A colleague from fifteen years ago.
She was heaving an affair with our CFO.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
His wife was.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Actually pregnant with their second child. They were charging hotel
rooms to manage their are fear to the work critics
over grand a month.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
How what dumb do you have to be? Honestly?

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Yeah, so how did.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
You find out about it? Anonymous too? Were you doing
the bookkeeping and you were like, wait, wait a second,
let's think ship.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
There was lots of drinking occasions and people talk and
you could see and then yeah, I did the credit
card transactions and had to marry them up.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
And what were your thoughts when you when you found out,
when you realized what.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
You did you have that? Did you consider blackmailing HR?

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:41):
I bet you did nothing, and HR did nothing, and
so I left my job and make kick this.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Wow, you're better off Anonymous. And his wife was pregnant.
Did she find out Anonymous?

Speaker 7 (15:57):
She certainly did.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Did you tell her?

Speaker 6 (16:00):
No?

Speaker 5 (16:00):
No, I didn't go that far.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
No, No, I just let Did you confront.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Did you confront them?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
That is a juicy story.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'm so glad you're out of that environment. Obviously not
a great place to wear.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
No good work, Anonymous. You've managed to not incriminate yourself
or anybody else. That's an excellent telltale. Well done, Thank
you so much. This person wants to be Anonymous as well.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Hello Anonymous, High Anonymous, Hello tell us who was stealing what?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
From what workplace?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
But I've been told many stories of a truck driver
and a forklift operator stealing pellets of butter and selling
it to the local four squares. A fork left driver
stealing pellets of butter and selling it onto four squares yes, correct, geez,
what do you do with a whole pellet of butter?

Speaker 6 (16:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Where do you even put it? I believe they were
loading to get into a up road and yeah, that's
going crazy. You've got to get it. You've got to
sell it pretty quickly because how long is the butter
good for?

Speaker 5 (17:10):
I guess if they can refrigerate it.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
God, you make a lot of money these days with
stolen butter. That stuff's worth a fortune.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Definitely be like.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Gold bars the equivalent acceptance butter.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Thanks to not of us. We're asking what someone get
caught stealing from your work? Someone said, there's not much
to steal at my office, but I absolutely do a
lot of personal printing and lemonading. We can we endorse that? Yeah,
that is we encourage it.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
That is a perk of your workplace. I mean Clint
stole Arima paper last week.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Excuse you?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
What about this one? I worked in a pharmacy when
I was eleven? Is that illegal?

Speaker 10 (17:45):
Eleven?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
As long as you're not the pharmacist? Are you allowed
to work in New Zealand at eleven? Yeah? Why not? Really? Well?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
I thought the working age was higher than that.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I don't. I actually I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
My boss had pregnancy tests in the bathroom because she
was to get pregnant. I did a few of those
on company time, which is funny because I was definitely
a virgin.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
If you're a living. My partner works in a gelado store.
She steals heaps of gelato and gets caught a lot. Nice.
This one's so good.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Someone was stealing bloody dishwashing tablets from our office. Now
they're kept under lock and key in the boss's office.
To be fair, they were the fancy jelly finish ones.
You know, when someone just ruins it for the rest, Yeah,
they do.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
That's how we kin't have nice things. Someone sticks them.
And who works for an airline and says people regularly
get caught stealing the little alcohols on the plane.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Yeah, that's a perk of the job, I'd say.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I thought they were all accounted for.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I thought they were all like someone that I know
that used to work in first class said that they
would serve dom Perion or like another fancy champagne, and
at the end of a flight, if they had like
open bottles with half left, they.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Would wash their hands with it. Oh that's fun and
can't serve. The next flight already opened to Don pingrignon,
can you.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Apparently it felt delightful.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I work in HR. People steal so much so regularly,
you guys would not even believe tell us, tell us
what you've seen. Someone else has ticked some and said
the working age in New Zealanders fourteen, which is devastating.
I'm going to have to let my twelve year old
workers go. I knew it was older than eleven, left
it sounded way too young.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
This one.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I never got caught.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
But when I was fourteen, I worked at a supermarket
in the deli on Sunday mornings, when I was hungover
and I was cooking chicken tenders. There would be one
on the shelf, one for me, one on the shelf,
one for me. Never got caught again. We condone that
that is a perk of the job. That's just quality control. Yep,
every good shift tastes as they go.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I've seen it on Mastership. You have to you were
just doing you were making sure the customers were getting
a quality chicken tender experience. You got to do it. Yeah, yeaholutely,
someone else said.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
My coworker stole cartons of coconut milk because he was
too lazy to stop by the supermarket on his way
to his basketball game.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Okay, someone else said, you justify it to yourself.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I'm a gardener and we had someone stealing fuel as
we had fuel on the trucks and this person would
use the cans and go home during work hours and
fill their car.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
That's shocking. I take batteries from work. I tell them
it's for my mouse and keyboard, but it's actually for
my kids toys. That's a life hack. Clint bran Clinton
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Speaker 4 (20:44):
How good?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
This is good tea.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
If you were a Lord of the Rings fan, this
has got to be your dream. There is a couple
who live in who are having a Lord of the
Rings themed wedding and hobbiton over the weekend. Love it.
All the guests they were dressed Lord of the Rings style.
They were outside Bilbo's house. All the guests were dressed
in Lord of the Rings theme. And then Elijah Wood

(21:12):
Goddamn Frodo from the Lord of the Rings just happens
to walk past and heads up the aisle while they're there,
saying they're vows and gets photos with them.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
What are the odds of that?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Out of control? Like you were just you wouldn't think
that that was real life? You mean, what is happening
right now? Yep? Elijah Wood is in the country for
Armageddon at the moment. Ah the comic con thing, Yeah,
the fan event, Yes, and decided to visit the set
of Lord of the Rings where he filmed Lord of
the Rings must be like twenty years ago. Now, took

(21:44):
his whole family there.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Ck, and that's the first time he's been back.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Don't know, don't know. He could charge for that.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Thought hoobiton with him absolutely be a bit sad, but
he could charge for that.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah. Anyway, He's headed up the aisle, met the bride,
met the groom.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
He was a bit underdressed, I must say.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
He was wearing like a north face, like an a
rack and I had a couple of photos. The photographer
decided to get a selfie herself rather than taking photos
of him with other guests. She's whipped out her phone
to have a selfie with him. She's on the clock
getting paid to take photos. He's quite small A well, yeah,

(22:28):
he was a hobbit.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Makes sense, Like when he walked up to the bride
and groom, it looked like their child.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah. Even the celebrant goes, are you small of them?
I expected? So it's a hobbit, makes sense. He's a hobbit.
I mean that.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Is a once in a lifetime moment that they that
couple having that wedding. There obviously the biggest Lord of
the Rings fans.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Ever, it's like bumping into Meryl straight at the Devil
was proud of building. Yes, okay, there you go. Or
bumming into Jason Momola in the ocean. That's good. You
know you're like Aquaman?

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Should you could be a lift back in bro?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Are you actually him?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
That's the Tea podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
There is a museum in Croatia.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Where it's all centered around broken relationships. So the whole
museum is centered around, yeah, this idea where people can
real people bring in stuff, yes that represents a broken relationship, right,
and then it's put on display at this museum and yeah,

(23:47):
it's called the Museum of Broken Relationships.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Okay, So it started.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Out I believe as just an expo an Exposition Exhibition
exhibition in two thousand and six, and then it was
so popular that they devoted a whole museum to it.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Buzzy, Okay, you.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Want to hear some of the dot jets that are
on display in cases. So one of them is a
set of tickets from the Mexico City Olympics from nineteen
sixty eight, and they have little blurbs along with the
items from the person that's obviously donated it in. Apparently
the tickets represent the starting point of a courtship which

(24:32):
ended up in a marriage and then a divorce.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Right, There's a.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Doll that's embroidered with tattoos.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
It's a relic from a long distance relationship which didn't
work out. But a pair of basketball shoes which apparently
reminded a gay man of playing sport with a straight
man he hopelessly pined for. There's a plastic Godzilla figurine
that's got heaps of ornaments on there from a man's

(25:00):
former girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't have girlfriends. I don't understand how them turned
this into a whole museum, Like these things only have
significance to the person that was in the relationship.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
You know, I kind of get it though. Do you
feel like I would go to a museum like this right.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Like and you go.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
It's about that human connection and reading the stories that
are connected with the items, because I mean I feel
like us as humans were all obsessed with that.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
What was the thing that your X left, the last one,
the one that went back to Australia? Is it a
vegan cookbook? Oh? That was so? That was a book
that was a journal of hand and recipes. OK.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, And I couldn't find it for ages and I
was going to message them and I was like, oh,
I really don't want to have to message them for
this one recipe.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
And then I ended up finding the book. Oh that's
what it was the same thing.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah, so it never had to message them.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Annoying when an X leaves things at your house, you know.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Unless they're good things.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
But they never leave good things, and it stops you
from moving on unless you're kerellous enough to go all
all their craps off to the Salvation Army. There's just
this box of stuff in the corner that reminds you
of them the whole time, and you're tied to them
because they're like, oh, I'll come around and get those records.
Oh well, I'll come around and get them haunted with memories,
and then they might show up sometime and you're like,
oh what if they come around? Have you got anything

(26:25):
from an ex?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Nah, I don't think so. No, I'm not sentimental. Like
you got rid of that. Didn't you say that was
an easy joke that you didn't have to make. Then
that is not true either. I did not get rid
of it.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
You kept it for fun. Just see what happens. I
think I got rid of everything.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
No, well, we share a dog in a house.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Have you still have a house with your ex?

Speaker 8 (27:00):
But it's not a sentimental thing. It's a smart money move.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Do you have any items of clothing? Ah?

Speaker 10 (27:06):
Nah, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Good. Good, that's smart, because that's sad.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
If you did, Ella, I have never had an ex, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Have an She married the first guy that she was with.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
One and done two week for a breakup.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
When you if you, if you guys know.

Speaker 10 (27:22):
What saying that to me?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
New breakers? You are just jealous. He didn't meet his
wife when he was twenty.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
True and he's got gone reea and diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
And diarrhea and helatosis. Wait, why am I getting involved
in this? We want to know what you've got of
your exes? Yeah, what do you still have? And do
you intend to give it back? Or do they want
it back and you won't give it back? Like a
car scandal or a horse PlayStation? Yeah, or a child?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Okay, that's that's a bit dark.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
That might take your child, like it's your child. Do
you keep it? Well them, pay the child support them? Oh,
one hundred dollars at him or you can text it
to nine six nine six. The question is you're broken
up now, but what's the thing that you still have
from your ex the item that haunts you? Well, maybe
you like it.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
What's the thing that you still have of your exes
that can technically go to this museum? Someone said I
have nightmares from my ex.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
I don't know how you display.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
You could paint them? He could?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah. Someone said I have nothing but back issues and
low self esteem from my ex. Does that count? Yeah?
That counts, that counts. That cants. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Someone else said, eighteen years ago, my ex left his
thirty meter long Ethernet cable and I still use it.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Hell, yes you do. It's eighteen years of use. You've
got out of that eighteen years of high speed broadband internet.
Where's no Wi Fi? Baby? That's that's straight lamb.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
You's got straight land from your ex.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Jessica's here, Hi, Jessica.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
H Jessica, good things. One are the things you.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Still have from an x I have a PlayStation for
an Xbox at least fall bit and the engagement ring?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Girl all you got it all?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Can I ask jess why did you guys break up?
If you're willing to share?

Speaker 6 (29:27):
He didn't want to get married anymore. He just got
feelings for an x and relationship.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Hence hence why you still have the engagement ring? Jess
Has he asked for it back?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
No, he said he doesn't want to beg I.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Can keep it, have you if you had it valued?

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Yeah, it's about two and a half thousand dollars. I
spent money on it anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
So wait, some of it was your money.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
You spent money on it, No, wonder your bloody kept it,
so you won't keep it.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Did all of these things come out of the joint account, Jessica?
Did you help pay for the Xbox and the PlayStation
as well?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
No? They were his, but he couldn't be bothered getting
them back, so he just went and bought new ones
and mine stayed at my house.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh, get rid of them, breeze, our resident gamer here.
Surely the PlayStation four is going down on value quickly.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
You can still get a bit for it. Do you
want me to sell it for you, Jess?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
We can update that engagement right often? Are you playing?
How do you g?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:26):
I play it, I play it, I play it?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Okay good? Are you in another relationship now? Single? Pringle?

Speaker 6 (30:31):
I am. We're in a long distance relationship. He does
six weeks on, six weeks off over and Assie, God.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
That must be hard. Six weeks on, six weeks off
both will be difficult. Six weeks away from him and
then six weeks with him also hard.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, you say hard. It kind of sounds like a
great relationship to me.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
But six weeks straight where that he has nothing to do.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah, all nice, But it does have its hard moments,
especially when you're dealing with the press, or you know,
an anniversary of a loved one comes along, which has
recently happened.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh yeah, totally, es, I get that.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Such big periods of time.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
My wife would absolutely kill for six weeks off, you know, yeah,
she'd be like, she'd be like, can we extend this
period to twelve week Someone taxed it and said, I've
still got my ex's baby photos. It's been it's been
twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I wonder if he wants those back Burnham, that's quite well,
do you why do you care about him as a
baby question?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
He's not your baby. Would just feel.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Wrong throwing out someone's baby photos twenty five years. Someone said,
I acquired his Jinx poster well after we broke up.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
It lived in my study.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Jinx poster star wars an amazing. I think, oh, I
think I still have what was our favorite toy and
I still use it? What okay?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Saying I see that's a very personal thing between you
and someone else. I wonder that surely that person is
not using it with anyone else, hopefully like it's if
they're anyone else, Yeah, like if they're.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Using it on their own, I mean.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
You know that's up to you, but you're not. A
new person comes over and you're like, because.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
We asked, what do you have from an extel? And
they text in stretch marks from eating oh eating my feelings.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Someone else said, I've got a big ass hunting knife
and his PS four.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Someone else said, I've got a million dollars worth of debt.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Ah, Okay, that's not ideal. Yeah, do kids count yep,
kids count, but they're yours too, hopefully.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Someone else said, I've got my ex's late grandmother's ruby
earrings and matching Nicholas.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
A few people texting and saying I'll take that lady's xbox, No,
she wants it.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
She played it.

Speaker 11 (32:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah, she had the xbox and the PS four and
she played both of them.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
You've got your IX's late grandmother's ruby earrings and matching nicklass.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, you need to give that back. That's like family
heirloom stuff. Someone else said, I've got anxiety from my
ex because a lot of that coming in. I'd give
that back to them as well, if you could. Someone
else said I have a lot of jewelry. Some of
it's worth a lot of money, probably worth around ten
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
WHOA, Yeah, it depends on how you guys broke up
with that stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
That's why I asked. I was like, who broke up
with who? And then she paid for the most of
the engagement ring. Anyway, that was your first red flag?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Babe?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Do you mind putting me a couple of thousand to
buy you a ring?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Hey? Babe? Can you help me? Help you?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Hey babe, do you have any time to plan our engagement?
Because I just I'm strapped for ideas. A while you're
at it, go out and buy yourself a ring on you.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I'll be on the Xbox.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
It's z it ms bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
We're talking before about the thing that you still have
of your exes. This one is complicated. It says, I've
got my exes ashes. What it's for our kids? We've
been split for five years when he died.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Oh, that's the right thing to do.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That's nice.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Yeah, doing it for your kids.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
God.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Imagine So that person would have had to ask his family, Yes,
can I have a part of his ashes?

Speaker 7 (34:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
All of the ashes? No, you can have part of them.
Who's taking part of them?

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Well, I'm sure part of the ashes? Went to say
his mum and dad.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Do you do that? Yeah, of course you do, so
you keep them together? No, really, no, you can get
multiple urns.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Really yeah, you know you can save some to put
in the fireworks.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You know, take some sprinkle on Eden Park. Yeah, just
put them everywhere. I've never heard of that.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
I thought you could produces, am I am?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
I like you know you beang on?

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Yeah, I thought so.

Speaker 8 (35:13):
You could have lots of little earns. So yeah, like
you said, like that, one can have some someone else okay.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
And make a jewelry tov me up.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Guys, Okay, you can all have but really I'll over
I'll have his ankle.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
I wanted the other ankle.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, you have an ankle each for the butthole.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
The butthole.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Okay, you can have my roasted butthole when I die.
I'm sure my wife or kids don't want that. Good choice.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Ala, do you feel lucky? Well do you? It's time
for brillan Clint Google down bunk.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Here we go Google down time, where you can win
yourself fifty bucks all thanks to me on. If you
want it, you have to back someone to win. It's
either Clint produce a Claudia producer. And the way you
do it is you text one of those names to
nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
If you tax Claudia, you're a coward. Hey a little.
It's nice to have people support back an underdog for
a change. Audio.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
You don't need support lost last week? Did you La one?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I don't think I got a single point?

Speaker 10 (36:19):
She didn't was off my game, Clint?

Speaker 9 (36:21):
It was me and you.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
What was between you and La last week?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It was too It was an anomaly.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
No, anymally could have been amenemy.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I'm sure Claudia will be back with a fighting vengeance
this week.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Sure, a fighting vengeance should be back this week.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
As zad ms brin Clint podcast, It's.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Place and Google Down.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Do you feel lucky? Well?

Speaker 11 (36:50):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (36:51):
It's time for Brillan Clint's Google Down.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Pok where we find out who is the fastest Googler
in the team, and they're playing along for you guys listening.
If you've text through a name to nine six nine six,
either Clint, Claudia or Ella, you could pick up fifty
bucks thanks to Neon.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Are we ready to play?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yes, I will remind you of the rules. Yes, first
person to yell out the correct answer, I'll give you
a point. First to three points wins the game. Here
comes question number one. How many gold medals has New
Zealand won at the Summer Olympics?

Speaker 10 (37:34):
Sixty five?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Couldn't split them. I'm going to give you both a
point I'll thank you sixty.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Five gold medals to New Zealand.

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Clint, that was for me in Clodia.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Sorry, I will just clarify that was for Ella and Claudia.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
You didn't say a word.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Could have been at the exact same time, and maybe
you didn't have indeed.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Worth a try.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Question number two when did John released the song? But
the Bennie and the Jets nineteen seventy three, nineteen seventy four,
nineteen seventy three is what I have, So I'm going
to give it to Ella.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
That's what you want to do. I don't like when
she's winning. How do I turn a I off? We'll
just leave Clint over there. Question number three, how many.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Hours do you have to sit the bar? Exam?

Speaker 10 (38:37):
Three hours in the US nineteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
You can't what forty hours?

Speaker 10 (38:44):
Mine's three hours.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Claudie is the only one that haven't had that hasn't answered,
and neither Clint or Elera's right.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
How many hours do you have to sit?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
The bar? Exam?

Speaker 10 (38:56):
Doesn't really say it does?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Is the double check?

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Okay? Can I answer again?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
After Claudia? You know the rules, now beat them. I'm
going to not give you.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
I'm not getting in finished in time.

Speaker 9 (39:16):
Yeah, I'm getting forty eight hours.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
That's what I want to lock them.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
No, the answer is across across two days you get
twelve hours. So I wasn't looking for the two day thing,
but across two days you get twelve hours to sit
the bar exam no point, no points there to anyone.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Question number four.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Where in the world a drome dairy Carol's drome dairy
Camel's native to Perth, Australia, West Africa, North East Africa.

Speaker 10 (39:52):
North Africa and Central a.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
At least Clint's got it.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
North Africa in the middle is the answer I was
looking for.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Clint got it?

Speaker 10 (40:02):
Oh, sorry for screens two.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
To Ella, one to Claudia wonder Clint ouch. Question number
five Who wrote the musical The Rocky Horror Show.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
From Hamilton Richard O'Brien.

Speaker 10 (40:20):
I said that I did say it.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I'm going to say remember I gave the tad bit
of information that he was from Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Come on, Claudia, No, and Ella said it at the
same time, which means Ella has taken it out for
two weeks in a row.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh, I love winning is the best. I don't neither.
Justin you correctly picked Ella, which has secured you fifty
dollars cash thanks to our friends at Neon this afternoon.

Speaker 9 (40:53):
Congratulations In, just and I'll kiss you on the mouth
right now.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Maybe Claudia, I just bloodynew it I knew.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
In your waters.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Maybe maybe Claudia has finally lost her No, this happens.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Every now and then I lose it for a couple
of weeks and then it just comes right back.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Thank you, Justin.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
I'm well aware my recond Claudia just plays with you
guys sometimes, like I'll let them win a couple.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Are you sleep deprived or something?

Speaker 9 (41:29):
Nah?

Speaker 10 (41:30):
Have you been up all night?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Have you did you get adels? Sleep?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Listen, guys, I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Brienkland.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
A lot of James Bond room has been floating around
for about two years now as to who the Knicks
James Bond is going to be.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
And I feel like we have been talking about this
for five years.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Bree loves to put forward who's the guy you love suggesting?
Not just who I love suggesting? Are you're on your
own now? People have moved on from this? It's just you,
I reckon.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
There's people out there who would agree with me.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
The DRIs Elba.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Idris Elba would be a fantastic James would make a.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Great retired James Bond.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
No, yes, a current James Bond.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
The current list of leading contenders to be the new
James Bond include that guy Aaron Taylor Johnson. Who's that
he's the front runner. I've never heard of him, Henry
Cavill Superman. No he's American, No he's not. He's British?
Is he? Ridgie Jon Page from Bridgeton Season one?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Right, I've got to see who this is?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
This guy?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yes, he's handsome. Jacob Lordie's name is in the list.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
He's like a young idress Elba Jacob Alrdie Really nah.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
To Australian Yep, he's too big to James Bond, mate,
James is too big to be Yeah, yeah, he's enormous.
How he's Frankenstein.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
See now that's a character.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
He's the new Frankenstein's monster in the movie Frankenstein.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
How tld you reckon? Jacob a lord Is?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
He's six six you reckon?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
He's that tall?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Hold on six five? And he's not he's still growing
as well. Yeah, I know he's young anyway, New contender
out today to play James who is it self nominated
this actor, all those other actors, other people have suggested them. Ye,
this actor has put themselves forward and there's bold strategy,

(43:50):
but you know, good on them. The latest actor putting
their name forward to be the nixt James Bond Sydney Sweeney.
True story. Of course she has. She's revealed she's.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Just like she just keeps throwing them up and hitting
them out of the part.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
She has revealed she would like to play the next
James Bond. She was asked by a Variety magazine if
she would consider playing the next Bond Girl, because that's
another iconic role, to be the Bond girl. Hallie Berry
has been a Bond girl, Demi Moore, Demi Moore, It's
been a Bond girl. Who's that French lady? You know? Anyway?

(44:36):
Sidney Sweeney is a Dawn Friendship Bond Yeah, Dawn French iconic.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Maggie Smith yep, another another great another great Bond girl.
True story though, Variety magazine said to the Swing Dog,
they said, do you want to be a would you
be a Bond Girl? And she said no, I would
prefer to be James Bond.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
No offense to Sydney Sween.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
But if they were going to make James Bond a
female character, she's not the front runner, is she not?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
No? Who is not her? Why not? Because she's not.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Cool enough there it is, she's not charismatic enough. You
have to be someone like Meryl Street. Now, that would
be a great Bond.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Way obsessed with old Bonds. That's what the people want.
We've seen the young attractive. We want to we want
to an experienced Bond. Anyway, watch the space. The next
James Bond could be Sidney Sweeney. Doubt it. Yeah, when

(45:50):
we know you would go two tickets please double O
N seven would be there.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Ms bree and podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Did you read this story? Crazy story about the oldest president.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
In the world. No over in the country.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Of Cameroon, Cameroon un President Paul Bayer.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Got re elected, so he's already been serving as president,
has won the election, and he is now officially the
oldest president ever.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Wow. Okay, how old we're talking? Because Trump's pretty old,
isn't he. Trump's bloody old? How old is Trump? Seventy nine?
I think how old is Trump? Because how old was Biden? Biden?
I think Biden was eighty two.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yeah, Trump's seventy nine, eighty next year, right, But that
has nothing on Paul Bayer from Cameroon, who was ninety two, Wow,
ninety two, ninety two re elected, Like, have a rest, out,
have a rest. He just loves public service.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Eh, just can't bear the idea of He couldn't even
handle the idea of a baby boomer running the country.
To him, that's a young person with radical ideas. Yeah,
ninety two.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
I don't want to work till I'm ninety two.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Does he look ninety two? Though some people have just
got it? I mean looks eighty. Oh, it looks pretty good.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Looks pretty good for ninety two, looks pretty good.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Have you ever seen the President of Ireland? The President
of Ireland and the current President of Ireland. His name
is Michael D. Higgins and he's eighty four years old? Irish?
Isn't that there? He is there? How old is he?
Eighty four?

Speaker 9 (47:44):
God?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
He he looks pretty good. Yeah, I mean he looks
eighty four. He looks he looks it looks like a
cartoon character. He looks he looks like hey, Arnold's dad.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yes, he also looks like he could be in the
Lord of the Rings, do you think, Yeah, like he's
got a he's got an elderly bilbo look about him
with all jurispict I know nothing about his politics or
the man. I'm sure he's a great man, but it's
probably a compliment for him.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah, it's probably a big Lord of the Rings fan.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Oh wait, yeah, wit, wouldn't you be roxa hell of
a three piece sit as well?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Who's the oldest prime minister that New Zealand's ever had.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Oh, that's a good question if you had to have
a guess. If I had to have a guess, I
would say Bill English, Bill English is your guess. The
correct answer is.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Walter Nash, leaving office at the age of seventy eight
in nineteen sixty. He was the oldest Prime minister in
New Zealand ever had seventy eight, seventy.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Eight, seventy eight and nineteen sixty.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Yeah, god, he was doing well.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
It's like ninety five and twenty five.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
It was doing bloody well.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah. Well, there you go. Hope hope for hope for
us all.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I don't know, Well, there's still I mean you have
talked about behind the scenes here moving into politics, so
you've got plenty of time.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
I could never. I could never after the amount of
which part we've talked about on this show?

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Which party would you do?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Other shows?

Speaker 5 (49:27):
I reckon, I reckon he'd work for you?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Go on? What's the joke here? What are you going
to pick me? As? Umm?

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Probably act party?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah? Nah, you be a greedy I can't win with you.
You don't like any of them. Time for Gator the game?
Will we try to guess what you are based off
just one question.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
One non leading question that we asked to everyone.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I don't think our question this week is leading? Is
there anyway it could be leading? Do you think? I
don't think so. The question is in your opinion, who's
the best Spider Man? And there are only three are
acceptable answers?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Give us There's Toby Maguire, Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Those are the spider Man's available to you today. From that,
we will try and guess gay straight or otherwise. Greg
is going to play. Hi Greg, Greg, Hi, how are
you guys? We're good? Welcome to Gaydar. Greg.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Tell us Greg, who is your preferred spider Man?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Out of the three?

Speaker 7 (50:34):
I think Toby McGuire is my favorite one.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, Toby McGuire definitely a millennials.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Are we thinking Gregor is a millennial?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
I think so based off his Spider Man pick.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I think Greg's straight. They're not getting a lot to
go off here, but I think Gregor is straight. I
think Greg's gay, do you Yeah, okay, we're going to
split the vote. Greg, I'm straight. My gayda might be
more tuned in than yours could be. Let's go to
Suren Hi Siren.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Hi, Siren Sen.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Sorry, Siren like Chiran Duran good.

Speaker 11 (51:15):
He was sitting here looking mortified than I said that
to you.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
He doesn't know who, he doesn't know, Duran Durana is,
don't worry about.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
It is cool.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Saran Saran, who is Spider Man? In your opinion, the
best one.

Speaker 11 (51:31):
I'm going to go with Toby McGuire to maguire as well.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, okay, Sirene Saran Siren gay gay to Sirene. God,
You're right, Soren. It's going a good sense of humor.
All the gays do. Thank you, Saran. Let's go to
Christy L Hi, Christy L Hi, Christie L Hi. Welcome

(51:58):
to Gaeta.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
For you, Christie L. Who is the best Spider Man?

Speaker 12 (52:04):
The latest one, Tom Holland, Yes, what do you like
about him?

Speaker 6 (52:10):
The full cast?

Speaker 11 (52:11):
I like better?

Speaker 7 (52:12):
I liked his best friend Pete better.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
And is your friends Ectress better?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Zindaya Yes, yeah, Zen days great, Christie el Christie, Christiel.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
She knows this stuff. She does. Is it gay to
like Spider Man? That's what we need to figure out here,
go web go. I reckon, she's straight.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
That's what my gay does saying gay. Okay, Christiel, we
split straight?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yes, she gets one back.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Thanks, Christiel.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
This is the this is the decider. Okay, it comes
down to you. Lisa. Good afternoon, Lisa, Hello, hello Spider Man.
Who is it for you? Lisa?

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Who's the best?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Definitely Tomy Maguire.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Not a single person has said Andrew gard I wonder
why not a single Andrew Garfield fan amongst us? Poor
Andrew Garfield. So you're a Toby Maguire fan, Lisa, who's
your second favorite Spider Man?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
I don't think i'd watch it if it wasn't Toby.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
That's a good answer.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I got Lisa. I've got Lisa, Lisa straight, Lisa is gay?

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Okay, So one of us has one.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
That's gone straight, and if she's straight, I won.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
And if and if Lisa is gay, then I win.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Lisa. It all comes down to you.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Come on, Lisa, Ah, you big gay old thing.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Lisa.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, Lisa, you've been a really be gay and not just.

Speaker 12 (53:59):
Your BIGI Lisa, Lisa bean, you legend, Lisa.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Thanks for playing Gayta baite.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
You win this week? Brea congratulations, Yes, but I mean
so you should by the skin of her teeth.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Next on the show, we get your mum on. She's
got a big job for us to do. Next week,
she is going to try and pack the winner of
the Melbourne Cup. Ross Boss has drummed up one thousand
dollars of Zidim's money after she claims that she can't
lose at the horse races. She's gotta put her money
where her mouth is. We'll get Mama Die on next.
She's been mulling over her process and she's going to

(54:39):
reveal how she picks the winners to everybody. You can
use this too if you're listening. Just coming Tuesday is
the race that stops two nations, the Melbourne Cup. And look,
we don't cover a lot of horse racing content on
the brand clinch. I wouldn't say it's in our in
our in our wheelhouse.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
No, it's not a the top of our list.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
But we didn't realize that we may have a horse
racing oracle in our midsts by the name of Mamma Die.
Good afternoon, Mamma Die.

Speaker 11 (55:08):
I'm afternoon guys. Here are you going?

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Good? Many hot bets you've got on for this afternoon's races.

Speaker 11 (55:19):
Now I'm waiting for the big one on chues. Okay,
I'm channeling everything I've got.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
You're not down the local boozer with a fist full
of studs yelling at the greyhounds?

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Are you no?

Speaker 11 (55:29):
That might be Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yeah, remind us last week you went seven from seven
wins at the local Standthorpe races. Is that correct?

Speaker 11 (55:39):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
On the back of that hot streak, we have managed
to get a notorious tight word ross boss. I don't
know how we did this to agree to give us
one thousand dollars for you to place on the nose
of one horse at next week's Melbourne Cup. And we
don't need to know what that horse is just yet,
but today we want to know what your process for
picking a winning horse is.

Speaker 11 (56:03):
Well, it's very scientific, and I hope people are listening
with intent. Okay, because this is how it was done
at the races, and this is how I'm going to
do it. On Tuesday, I looked up at the board
right and I scrolled down the names and there was
just names just popped out at me like it was,

(56:26):
you know, like a miracle, a sign.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
It was.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
You took it as a sign, like you felt the
vibes from the name, did you?

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (56:34):
It was.

Speaker 11 (56:34):
It was even more than that, Brianna. There was no
way that I was spedding on anything else except.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
That, are you telling me the way you pick a
winner as the same way that Russell Crowe interpreted the
secret messages in a beautiful mind? They just come off
the page towards you.

Speaker 11 (56:53):
Well, I think he channeled me more than I channeled him.
But yes, basically, that's the way to God.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay, all right, Okay, let's go. This is going to
be a disaster.

Speaker 11 (57:02):
No, no, no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
It's not. That is the most woo wooh crap I've
heard from you lately.

Speaker 11 (57:12):
No, Breanna, there's one issue of God what And I'll
be upfront with everybody. If I don't get that feeling
in the waters, and I mean it's strong. When I
get it, I might not have to put the bed on.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Oh wait, what this is a twist we didn't see coming.

Speaker 11 (57:31):
Well, I have to get that feeling. It's no good
putting it on if I don't get the feeling.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Okay, So you're not saying you're not You're saying you're
not willing to risk ross Boss's thousand dollars unless a
horse actually comes to you, that comes up, comes off
the screen and says, pick me die, I'm the winner.

Speaker 11 (57:49):
Absolutely has to stand down.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
It's actually quite responsible to be honest. You know she's
not going to just well, she's not going to just
throw money at it. It needs to You look skeptical,
but like, can't you.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Just pretend you got the feeling and just pick.

Speaker 11 (58:04):
One for a thousand bucks?

Speaker 7 (58:07):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
For someone else's money though it's not your money, mum.

Speaker 11 (58:13):
One more question, though, what if I get the feeling
to two horses, can we split it like.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
A menage etoire you and two other horses.

Speaker 11 (58:22):
That happened with two races at What did you do
with this?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
What did you do at the Standorp races.

Speaker 11 (58:28):
When you have got that feeling, well, i'll put money
on boats and I got both.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Okay to place, yes, okay, So you'd have to put
it onto place and not win.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yes, Look you're the oracle. I'm not going to tell
you how to bit. We have to let her, we
have to leave her magic, we have to let her cook,
leave her cook. So die if you if that's what
you say it is, that's what we'll do.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
You come to us.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
You've got to try fictor. You've got to try fictor.
That's what it will be.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
And if you win at the Melbourne Cup and Newsale
I want to double down, then we have to probably.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Pull you up because it is.

Speaker 11 (59:07):
Rough. Brown never double down.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
So just confirming it's got nothing to do with the odds,
it's got nothing to do with the horses previous track record.
It's just it's just a Clint bring All. That's crazy
talk Clinton people, Yeah, yeah, that's absolutely crazy talk.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Why why would we go on any actual information based
on the horses in the race.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Why would we do that? Well, I mean that's what
I usually do and I never win, so fair enough.

Speaker 11 (59:41):
See, I will go as far as to say that
if I get the ceiling, if you get a professional
punter in, I will beat them.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Okay, okay, are you saying you want to go head
to head with another.

Speaker 11 (59:58):
Bookie, Well, with someone who bits on the race.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
This can be arranged. That's a bookie. Yeah, this can
be arranged. Got well, I thought you'd be at home
studying the best bits can form guides ahead of the
Melbourne Cup. But no, you're telling us on the morning
of the race, you will look at the names of
the horses and you will tell us which one to
put the money on based off gut feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Is that it?

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I think I think she said no, gut feeling. I
think she said Fanny Floods.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Didn't you Now that's a horse I.

Speaker 11 (01:00:31):
Bet on.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
And Fanny Floods comes.

Speaker 11 (01:00:44):
Goodness?

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Brian Clinton birthday bang an next one hundred DALs in him.
If you want to know what the number one song
was on your sixteenth one of them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Clint Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
We were just talking to Mama Die about her big
Melbourne Cup bit before someone's text it and said, guys,
this has got to be a segment. Bree and her
mum arguing it's gold they sound so similar to get
you and your mom to argue for a sigma each week.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
I feel like people would hate that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
No not, according to the feedback, Yeah, a lot of feedback.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
What would be the first topic?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Oh um, I don't know. What do you guys disagree on?
You're so similar, We don't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
We don't disagree on anything. I'm literally turning into my
mother every day.

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Yeah, Ella, just rage, batter and say you like the
storm or something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
No, she likes that, she likes the storm, the Broncos. No, no,
she likes the Broncos.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
She likes the Broncos. If I say I like New
South Wales and there we go. Oh, then she sets
her off.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
We don't like the Begs, don't say that.

Speaker 12 (01:01:59):
She listens.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Thanks to this, I'm known just positive she will come
after you right well. Workshop birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Speaking of the Beg's, they've come up in this segment
before number one song, When you turn sixteen?

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
That's what we do here?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Could it be Shila's birthday? Banger Hi Shilah, Hi Shilah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Hello, how's your day been, Shilah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
It's been good?

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Not March, haven't been up to much? No, okay, well
we'll glad you're here. What is your birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
First of October two thousand and nine.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Wait a second, Shilah. That means at the start of
this month you turn sixteen. Yes, happy sweet sixteen Shilah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Let's see. Was the number one song nearly exactly a
month ago. Is Olivia Dean's man I need as your
birthday banger? Shilah? Do you like it?

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Credit, I'm not mad with that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, vibe Shilah little age. Well yeah, okay, wait there,
we're going to do their banger for Enna Cura, Enna
Hi Aana Cura.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
What have you been doing today?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Anna? Oh just work in yep? Fair enough. What do
you do for work?

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
I'm a GP, You're GP.

Speaker 11 (01:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
See. We've got smart people that listen to this show.
Uh huh, and Anna's one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
It's good that you're here because Bree's got this rash. Yeah,
I'll talk to you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Are fair about that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Anna? What is your birthday?

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
It's the eighth July nineteen eighty three.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
All right, that means you're sixteen and nineteen ninety nine,
and we've done our calculations and this is your birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Back jes throwback the richer millennial anthem from ninety nine.
Do you like it? Dtr Na? I do like it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
As a geriatric millennial, I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Hi Anna, don't say that you're only a geriatric pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's a medical term. Man, as you
say she's a geriatric millennial, Is that's true? No, Melissa
is going to do their mum's birthday banger hig Melessamel. Hi,
Mum's name's Haley. What's her day to birth?

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
Eighteenth of December nineteen eighty.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
All right, that means mum Hayley was sixteen and nineteen
ninety six and on that day this top.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
The chart if you want, I mean, speaking of geriatric
millennial anthems, what an absolute bop? Does Haley love it?
Mel Yeah, it's one of the best. She's the original

(01:04:50):
millennial year too, nineteen eighty that's when they were first born. Yeah,
really millennial ground zero she is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Okay, wait there, ladies, we need to chew between the
Spice Girls, Olivia Dean and sixpence none the Richer. I'll
be voting for doctor Enna's song this afternoon. Sixpence none
the Richer.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Oh, I do love that song?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
How long is it it? Shouldn't factor into it. Now
it does factor into it. Three minutes fourteen Okay, yeah,
go on, haven't heard that in a while? Paging dr Enna.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
For the kiss cam, dtr Renna for the kiss cam?
What the song they use for the kiss cad?

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Well, don't na you just one birthday banger? Okay, thank you,
Bret In Clinton Zidim.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Yes, my the Zitdem podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
It works.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Huge one hit wonder from sixpence none the richer from
the year nineteen ninety nine. It's a birthday banger for
our friend doctor Enna used in the movie She's All That?

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Is that what it was on?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
I'm pretty sure a few movies. It was in a
few movies.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
But I feel like the iconic scene where this really
pretty girl who has her hair in a ponytail goes
upstairs and then they take her hair out of the
ponytail and put a bit of a scar on her,
and then she walks down the stairs and that song
starts to play, and she's now this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Ten out of ten.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Oh, classic late nineties rom com makeer. She was does
she had glasses? She was, yes, she took glasses off
and she was already hot. Before that. The other classic
is she's got braces.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Oh, she gets her brains and she gets God and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
She stops wearing vists and wears like a spaghetty strap
dress and they're like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
My god, she's sut amazing the ugly duckling.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
She's actually heart crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
It's za it ms Brilling Clinton podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
The whole world's talking about Lily Allen again.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
It's been a while since she's released new music, a
long while, actually nearly a decade.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
She's back. We love Lily Allen. I'm deep in this
Lily Allen David Harbor drama at that moment. Glad you
finished that center me too. If you don't know, she
has dropped an album, out of the Blue, detailing all
the gory details of how their marriage broke down. They

(01:07:26):
were married, and it's all in there. People are shocked.
She has a how brutally honest It is.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
Every bit of dirty laundry in their relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
And it's really good to listen to as well. Not
only is it juicy, the songs are good, yeah bangers,
Like I heard someone say, you're listening to her talk
about some incredible like trauma of her own, really heavy topics,
and at the same time you're like, what a mot
this is a jam catchy. In there, she talks about

(01:08:00):
David Harbor from Stranger Things Hopper asking for an open marriage,
the rules that they put in place for the open marriage,
him breaking those rules, her trying the open marriage thing
with dating apps under a fake name.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
He ended up having an affair, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Yeah, How she accuses him of.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Having an affair, Yeah, because she's the rules.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Had to be with strangers if we're going to do
an open marriage. But she accuses of him of being
in love with somebody. Yeah, I think like having a
full relationship. Yes, that's not the deal. She talks about
how she believes he's a sex addict and how humiliated
she was by the whole thing, which absolutely fair enough.
They've got kids, so I thought they had kids.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Or was that from a previous relationship, But.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
I knew she had kids, and I was like, no, wait,
they haven't been together long enough because she's got teenage kids,
and she talks about that on the album. So I
googled it to double check, and I found an article
that Cosmopolitan magazine has put up to day, which seems
like a pointed time to put it up where it
talks about her previous marriage where those kids came from. Yeah. Right,

(01:09:08):
So she was married to a builder named Sam Cooper
back in twenty eleven. They were married for seven years.
She has two teenage children with Sam Cooper. Did you
know that Lily Allen cheated on Sam Cooper with Liam
Gallagher from Oasis? Whoa she slept with Liam Gallagher from

(01:09:30):
Oasis while he was married to Nicole Appleton from The
All Saints.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Oh my god, amount of famous people in this story
apart from her ex husband.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Yeah, exactly right. He is not a famous person. He's
a builder. He's a builder. Yeah. So Cosmo, without saying it,
has kind of gone here's all the drama that's happening
with Lily Allen. By the way, all that's public. By
the way, they haven't outed her for it. She talked
about it in her book. Yeah right, it's public knowledge.
And she talks about some other things that she did,

(01:10:03):
which we don't go into all the details. I don't know,
paying for services, Lily Allen paying for services while she
was married, what like some indoor gardening?

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Yeah really, yeah, I mean she's Lily Allen.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
She's Lily, but with women because she said at the
time she felt like because it was women, it wasn't cheating. Yeah,
but she confessed all of us. Yeah. No, there was
an Instagram post that she's delivered that was just eighteen Yeah,
she posted it. She said she is. It was the
words she used, something like remorseful but not ashamed, right

(01:10:42):
or something. But yeah, still love her, No, absolutely, because
she's owned that. Yeah, she's obviously been like you know, yeah,
and well she's obviously owned it. She put it in
her book. God, imagine finding out that your wife cheated
on you with one of the Gallagher brothers from Oasis.

Speaker 13 (01:11:00):
You remember, remember Robby Williams was going out with Nicole
Appleton Carl Appleton and then she and well, yeah an
he was jealous of Liam, Yes, and she.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Was everything Liam had, Yes, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
She lost Nicole and then thrown off with him, married
Liam from Oasis, and then Liam cheated on Nicole with
Lily Allen, who then married the guy from Stranger Things
who cheated on her.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
How do you keep up with that? You don't? You don't.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
That's Hollywood, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
It's a bag An album, though it's called West End girl,
Go listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
And some bops as M's Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Heidi Klum host of Project Runway Off.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
She also was on one of the Hope, one of
the judges on America's Got Talent.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Yes, she was Victoria's Secret supermodel. Wasn't she one of
the angels? Yeah, she's also the Queen of Halloween. People
love Heidi Klum because she can take the puss out
of herself. She's not just a supermodels. Got a good
sense of humor. Yeah. She has teased that what her
Halloween outfit is going to be this year.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
What was she last year?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Do you remember last year? She was et?

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Was that last year? I thought last year was the
big slug.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
No, No, that was recent. Last year she was ET. Yeah,
that was good and she did a good job of us.
It's very good. She has teased this year. She's still
keeping it a secret, but she has promised that it
will be very ugly.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
That's all she She loves an ugly costume.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
She does now and that's what I wanted to look
back at. She's hosted a Halloween party in New York
City every Halloween for the last twenty five years.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
It's the most iconic Halloween party of the world.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
It is, and I thought we could look at some
of the best ones of the last twenty five years. Okay,
she didn't start out being that good. At the start,
she was doing classic sixy Halloween vibes, right, sexy Betty Boop,
which was good, but sixy vampire. Yeah. Two thousand and
six is when it started to get good.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
What was two thousand and six?

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Two thousand and six she went as the Forbidden Fruit
from the Garden of Eden. She was a giant apple
with a snake wrapped around.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Yeah, that's a bit of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
And her head was the snake. That was the first
time where I think she's gone, Oh, I don't have
to be sixy. Yeah, I can be whatever I want.
I can be a bit weird. Twenty eleven, she went
as a cadaver, like a dead body on a on
a gurney being wheeled into the room like one that
like trainee doctors experiment on you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
You can see all the muscles she's had, all the skin.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Removed from herself, which is how did they put that
bag one? I don't know. Twenty eleven, her and Seal
went as apes together, which is quite good.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
They look like they're from Planet of the Apes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Yeah, yeah, and not sixy apes either. Can you be
a sixy ape?

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
It depends.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Look at it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:59):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Nipples Mmm, Harry, big big eight nipples. Well, it depends
what you're into, our guest, doesn't it. Twenty and thirteen
was a good year for Heidi Klum. We're looking at
her best Halloween outfits. Twenty thirteen, she went as ninety
five year old Heidi Klumb. I love that one.

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
And god, that looks so realistic.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
It looks incredible. She looks like she like Cgi. She
looks like the Crip keeper. She looks like she has
never picked up a bottle of sunscreen in her life,
you know what. To be fair, she's ninety five, she's five.
They didn't have sun screen back then. That was a
good one. Twenty seventeen she win as the werewolf from
the Thriller music video. Yeah, God, that's good. Isn't that incredible?

(01:14:43):
Really good? That was a good one. Twenty and eighteen
she win as Fiona from Shrep. I remember this one. Yeah,
and look you can say that's not sixy but she's
got the ogre cleavage out.

Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
The big old biddies. Yeah, big old ogre biddies.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Yeah, so but again she looks exactly like Shrek Fiona
rather so much like her. Twenty nineteen she went as
a hideous alien like not sexy, No, there's nothing sexy
about that. We've completely abandoned sexy Halloween by twenty nineteen.
That's disgusting, that's so yuck.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Yeah, all the organs are hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
He's got probes attached to her.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Once might be one of my favorites.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Twenty twenty two is arguably Heidi Clumb's best year. That
was the year she went as a worm and her
boyfriend went as a fisherman. The big slug. Yeah, well
it looks like, yeah, the worm. It's disgusting, like how
did they she's that? Yeah, I know, yeah exactly like yeah,

(01:15:46):
to be carried around the room pretty amazing, eh. Yeah.
And then last year that we said et so this Friday,
well Saturday in New Zealand time, we'll get to find
out what Heidi Klum is going to be, and that
we said all she is almost for this year, very ugly,
very ugly, very ugly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
I wonder what it will be because she doesn't really
go with trends or anything. She just kind of does
what she wants. Yeah, Yeah, I can't wait to see
what it is. She could go as a bag of
dog poop on fire. It'll be a great costume.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Watch the space. If you google it, there could be
some good and spo for you. But I feel like
each of her Halloween costumes achievable. Tens of thousands of
dollars very unachievable. Play zitims, Brim Clint Onanswer, Facebook, TikTok
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