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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hey, guys, welcome to the after party. He gus Hess.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Summer's here and I don't want to work anymore. I
just want to drink in the sun.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled, direk And this is
a little tease. And then Eric, it's going to get
shd again for a bit, and then we'll be back
a bit.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
And you know how it rains every day or every
year on Christmas Day?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Don't say this, it's like every year.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
There's not mostly Okay, I'll put some money on it,
whether it will or won't.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What what do you think?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think it won't, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm not focused on Christmas. I'm focused on our family
tree up. Yeah, but I got bigger fish to fry.
I'm going to fi Genix one.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You ah, what are you going to do with Fiji?
But the girls lie.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
By the pool, got your bikini. Yeah, we're doing all
which is gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Did yours come they did nice?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Today? Or two things? Two things? My six year old two,
he said to me today dead when we get to Fiji,
the only time we're not swimming is for lunch, dinner,
and sleepy time. I said, yeah, hell year we are.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
She knows how to holiday she.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Does, and also the other thing, so obviously it'll be
short sweather and I'm still in pants more. I ran
a short situation this morning test run. Remember when you
guys waxed my legs like six weeks ago, mission they
still have not grown back. I still have matching bald
(01:43):
stress on both of my legs.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh dear, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Oh yeah right, it's right in the middle, isn't it.
It's prime real estate.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That one is clean. It's still smooth.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Get more of those wax stropes.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
If they're that affected.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Do the whole leags.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, maybe you could be slippery in the in the pool.
My husband's a runner and he wants to shave his
legs because it helps with running. But I'm not allowing
him because it's nice to put my legs on his
legs in bed, and I go, like, how much can
it help with running?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
But it would feel nice if they were No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I like the furry legs.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I mean you could have the furry His.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Body has choice. Did you give him any input before
you died? Your eyebrows blonde?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But he got he shaved his mullet off, so he's
not allowed to shave anything else off. I'm sad, naughty boy.
He had a great mind.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Do you remove your eyebrows and protest?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, Ella's only with him for his looks.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Part of the show, Ella's new eyebrow look, And if
you'd like to see it, there might still be a
picture on our Instagram story, depending on how long ago
you did me this podcast came out and you're listening
to it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
If it's not out anymore, just picture an egg with
a brown leg on it. I was going to say
a moon that's more egg shape.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Apparently you can see Saturn it at the moment in.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The Yeah, they're a bit trumpy. Your eyebrows, they're.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
A bit orange. Yeah, guys lovingly would love I put
purple insult.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
They're the best eyebrows, that best, the best eyebrows ever,
phenomenal eyebrows. Nobody's ever done this before. I actually invented eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh that's such an insult. Sorry, anything I can be
caught an egg, just not. I won't pull you unique again.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So yeah, just so everrun's a weird for me. This
rest of the sweek is just about limping to the
finish line. So I can When are you flying out
Saturday morning?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's gonna be so I'm jealous. And then what are
we doing next week?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What are you doing next week?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I think broke from the late late shows filling in.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh yeah, okay, just wants me to get a hit
on Edmund. So I might just work from home in
quotation marks.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Come, I'll do the phone calls.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I might work from Fiji.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I could be keen on a trip. I just had
to taste. Guys. You guys listening don't know, but what
I was on a boat in the weekend. Now I'm
just looking at summer mode. So what do you want
to say?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, no, lasted off to setn.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Now I'm bashful.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Now I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Lox.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
If you know, you know someone and I got to
go on a super yocht on the weekend and now
her whole life has changed, and she's like, fuck, I
need this.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Come on please. If someone rich is listening and they
have a boat in Auckland, New Zealand, take.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Us on a boat. But your is not rich. That
is uber uber wealthy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, there was like four members of staff on it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Do you imagine how much you have to earn to
have staff.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's like Mark Zuckerberg label Like, there's no way it's
not Zuckerberg lebel Okay, who else is rich? Christopher Luxen?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't think he's I don't think he's that kind
of rich. I don't think he's super yacht.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's probably Paul Henry Rich, Oh, Jeremy or.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Henry has a large yacht and a big boat. Yeah no,
not Jeremy, no, no, but maybe Paul. But I don't
understand how what I thought.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He made a joke and no one laughed. I got it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I was just sitting with it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
There's a yacht a euphemism.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
For you see a big yacht, and then I said
it and also a big boat.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah that's so it is a euphemism for yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Anyway, I got it, and I thought.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Do you think Paul Henry's got a big one?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I mean he's a newdist so he's obviously not ashamed
of it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I don't want to think about his wang. Sorry, it
it's ages, it's not it's preference. Yeah, no, I don't
really think that's about one wing yours ra.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
All right, I'm really hungry, so let's go home sill
for dinner. I've got no idea, neither me too. You
list pressure Breeze not here. She's like, how do you
not know? You do ever?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Just put message me l A or me you know,
as long.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
As you're into checks with no eyebrows your face. Play
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