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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's Brook.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And Clint.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
What you're about to listen to is edgy, a little
sexual explicit and not safe for young ears. Yeah, I
would say probably under the age of.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Cure.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Everybody, welcome to bring Clint's podcast, which we have taken.
What did I do wrong?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Just about it?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Just sounds so nervous.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I am quite. I'll be honest, I am a little
bit nervous to talk about this just because of the
political state of the world at the moment. We I
only bring this to you for information purposes.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Then I'll do only the gags so you won't get
in trouble and there won't be many gags.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Say your other gig that you set off here, good.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Tug with no condixt it makes less sense than the contexts.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, so queezing. It's a long term joke. You'll get
it once. Good tag. Listen to that at the end
of this podcast and you're okay.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So today we're gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Be talking about this piece that I saw. I've really
been getting into like documentaries of historical figures.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh, send me them, because I do love a good
history doc.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
They are really educational, and there's a new one coming
out very shortly about Hitler's DNA. It's called the Blueprints
of a Dictator. So this has come from when they
found he died back in nineteen Some people won't even
believe that. Isn't there a conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Lives under the ice in Antarctica? Apparently we'll say that.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But some of his blood was drawn from where he
was living back in nineteen forty five. It was splatted
on the sofa and someone has got the fabric from that.
This is amazing what we can do with science. And
they've DNA tested this blood and found that Hitler had
a very rare, rare syndrome called Carlman syndrome, which it
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is new one and thirty thousand males very rare and
one and one hundred and twenty thousand females will experience.
This is a rare genetic disorder that affects sexual development
and can delay your puberty, so delay youkay?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And what they think he had it?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
They do think that that he had it, which would
imply that did he have a missile.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yep, he did it.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Says he that One of the like things that could
happen from having Cowsman syndrome is the struggle to build
sexual relationships.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Why I hate.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm I'm not too sure. It's just one of the
things because what they.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
See maybe downstairs, well that's this is what they're hinting
at here. There is a chance that Hitler had one
testicle or a micro penis. That's not a joke. Absolutely hate.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, I don't think he'd be so there is a
good chance cooked it could. It could align with some
of the reports though, because I think the first that
I knew was someone thought, you know, he's on the spectrum,
he's got a mental health disorder. Some people think he
had bipolar. But potentially we could just find that had
a micro penis.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And he was grumpy and upset about it. Yeah, which
you should not be upset about it. Are you upset
about it about his micropenis?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No? About them in general?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, I don't really care. What's okay? Show me how
small it is? No fucking way, no way, No, you're kidding?
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Claudia just did like five centimeters.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
That's like two centimeters?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'd say, like a ten cent piece? Legs very small?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
When I heard micro penis, I was singing, what's that?
How big is that?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
That's very normal. That's five centimeters, So that's ten centimeters.
Just three girls who don't know the measurements.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's sitting at about seven there.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, But in terms of an object, what object distance
is that?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's an app like a rubber, you know, a razor.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And a raiser, ironically a rubber.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
About that?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It was about that long.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Poor old Hitler. It's too good. That documentary is too good.
The scientists must have felt like lotto winners finding this out.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
If you got to discover something, what would you be
very happy that you discovered trump? No? Like scientifically, I
would have loved to, like discover a rear type of fish.
We'll cure it the brook the brook Fish, the Coppin's killer,
the Brooklyn, the Brooklyn. Yeah. Probably you'd have to name
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it after yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, that's cool. I'd like to find the cure for cancer.
I'll go cure cancer. Where you find a fish that makes.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Grumpy geenie? What would you like to discover?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Can I take my back. I'd rather discover a star.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh, I like that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'll discover a planet. Sorry, Claude, what do you want
to do?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Apparently, just some time to talk. I guess I want
to discover the meaning of life.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
But its non a weird for that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Sorry, is our podcast interrupted? That's right?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, this is right.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Ask Ryan if he knows about micro penis.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Ryan, how big is a micro penis?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You're on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, there's my husband brother and cinemets or melimeters? Melimeters?
Just give me an answer, chop chop.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And they're changing the room situation. How many would have
a microphone?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Eight milimeters? Have you seen acropenimeters? No?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's giving BD.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, all right, I'm coming. Are you here? Good chat?
All right? See you on a second. It's his birthday.
Everyone's birthday.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Happy birthday, Ryan, birthday, Baby, I love you, Happy birth James.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, bye bab.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, that's exactly what I envisioned.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, I pulled up a picture.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Sorry for yelling, throw up at her?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
An adult men stretch two points even five inches?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That wouldn't go in Would that go into a fanny?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Shout out to her?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
All well and downs, I like.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Don't offend anyone because obviously that might be an insecurity.
Would I wonder if there's enhancements like y I grow,
would it get bigger?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
That just gets harder, but also when it gets harder,
it gets bigger, but.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Growing, not a shower like they could be a grower.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
That is, they could be Yeah, sweet, they could be.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You know, maybe it just needs a little bit of love,
growing some water and then it will grow into a
beautiful class centimeters. That's cocked. Are we done?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I hope?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So that was fucked? Can we do a warning at
the start of this record?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Me a warning?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay, warning, Hello, what you're about to listen to is edgy,
a little sexual explicit and not safe for young ears. Yeah,
I would say probably under the age of put it
to twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, I want to post this.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, okay, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Listen numbs day everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Hey say it now? No Guten tag.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Guten tag ladies, good tug though, I'm good tag, good
tug ladies.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Okay, yeah, good tag ladies, good tug, good tag plays.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
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