ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th November 2025

• When did you laugh at an inappropriate time? 
• How's about some jelly wrestling? 
• Making friends as an adult. 
• Fridayoke - Before You Go by Lewis Capaldi. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh my god, it's Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Makes some noise.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Friday edition of
your Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hell yeah, let's do it, guys. Wish you until seven
o'clock this.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Evening breeze wearing a Jordan cap at the moment. At
any point in your life, have you been able to
slam dunk?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (00:42):
You never touched the room basketball?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, never, never. I wish I.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Had a goal of yours because you could work on it.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think I have succumbed to the fact that I'm
not tall enough. Okay, how can I could get close?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, have you done? Maybe there?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Maybe they had a goal of twenty twenty six to
do a slam dunk? Do a slam dunk?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Have you I can get on the room.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, I can.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Get both hands inside the room of a basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You're nice, Okay, I can get the ball over there? Right?
You could get there though, if you trained, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah, yeah, you can do anything. If you put your
mind to it.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Absolutely, yeah, wow, almost, something's never.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Some things are physically impossible, like I'm never.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Going to be able to grow body here in certain
areas again.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, and I think I've lost my opportunity to play
for the Warriors, but you know well, I never. And
we have a fun show on the way for you
guys today, and today could be the day that the
tradees crack the one hundred mark and trading verst lady.
It's been quite the turnaround for the Trades in the
last month, from a whole year trailing the Ladies to

(01:57):
now possibly being four a head and freaking triple figures.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
First, can they do it today?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
We'll find out. Fifty bucks up for grabs for the winner.
Oh eight hundred dials at m right now. If you
want to.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
Play play Dams Brienkland.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's all right, let's do it. Then the Trades versus
the Ladies. The Trade's on ninety nine, looking to break
the century this afternoon, the Ladies on ninety six. Our
lady is in the Mighty mano or two.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
She's thirty five years old and she is scared of spiders.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Welcome to the show, Kylie. By Kylie, you're living in
the right country, Kylie. What's the scariest spider you've seen?

Speaker 7 (02:45):
It's not dirty.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Long lives and a jumpy spider anything else?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yea, No, you're okay with the deady long legs.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Don't you like them in the shower?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
As long as it's not near me, I can live
with it. I don't mind if the daddy long legs
is near me, Carly, I you know what I mean? No?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
What what?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What do you mean that I'm not scared of them? Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Good?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, because they're not poisonous.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, you're taking our trady today. Remember Cargo, he's sixty
one and he's playing the role of John Darling from
Peter Pan and a Play. Welcome to the show, Paul,
my Paul. Hello, John Darling is in Wendy's Little Brother
from Peter Pan.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, little brother, that's me. Yeah. But you must look
great for sixty one, Paul. Oh, I tell you what,
I'm joshun.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What's your skincare routine? Paul the sixty one year old
man child?

Speaker 8 (03:34):
M Yeah, let's not go there.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Yeah, just water flannel.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, that's nice, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Paul, Well, you've been in Neverland for the last fifty years,
haven't you see?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
You haven't aged?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, what's the group of boys called most Boys? The
Lost Boy? He's the Lost Boy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Repatrie Society are putting it on.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
We've got another four shows to go this weekend. City.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
You're in Abercago.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Very cool, lovely, Kylie, your buzzes, Lady, Paul, yours trading
first of three correct answers.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
You'll get dollars cash from KFC. Good luck, guys, here.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
We go discount yeah, Christians, Yeah, absolutely, not for questions.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
No, we're just we'll just tax your prizes slightly less.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, for sure. Question number one, guys, good luck to
both parties. Name the body of water that separates the
North and South Island of New Zealand. Yes, Paul, cook straight,
Cook straight, It is the cook straight. Question number two,
one of the trades. What is the name of the
plant that is traditionally hung in homes around Christmas time?

(04:43):
And yes, Kylie, Holy, Holy holy? Is that holly? Is
that different? I had missed the question, okay, and that
means I get to finished the question or Paul actually
bussed in?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
So Paul, yes, mistletoe.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It is mistletoe. Mistletoe is the correct answer. And if
you get caught underneath it, I was going to say,
you have to.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Kiss, double checking that holly and mistletoe are different things,
and they.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Are definitely different. Okay two to the traders. You need
this one, Kylie to stay in at question number three
buzzing when you can tell me who sings this ready
highly ext you boy, it's.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
The other one, Paul and correct, Yeah, follower, you wanted
to good, didn't even need it. If anything, we should
have penalized you.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know, you know what, Paul, the discount will send
you the full fifty bucks cash.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Thanks for bloody playing Paul as John Roy and the
Invocago John Boyeter, isn't it John Boy?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's just John John Darling?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, who's John Boy? Then one of the last Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's way before your.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Time TDMS Bree and Clintic podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
You know those moments where you laugh and it's not
really appropriate to laugh, but you can't help it.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
You often have them when you've got a friend at
the event and you make eye contact with you.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like those moments are the worst.
When you're on your own. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, especially if it's a super serious event and your
coping mechanism is laughing.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, you know. And I had one of those moments
this morning when I went to the gym on my own,
motivated myself. I was like, it's Friday, I'm going to
get to the gym a little sish on the weights.
And I was sitting on one of the weight machines
doing some very small weights because I'm very sore, and
my direct eye line was where all the cardio machines are, right, okay,

(07:04):
which I never touch, never go near trimmill, steer clear
of the cardio machines. But in one section of the
cardio machine area there's these four stare Masters.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Which I have used before. Okay, you know stare Master.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
You told us the story about how you're on the
Steermaster and your ear pods are connected.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, and the music.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Was coming out of your pocket. Yeah, and you were singing.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
It was a song from the Greatest Show that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
those stare Masters so bad. You put that up.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I feel in the burn in more ways than one.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
This is me look out the air record those exact Stairmasters,
and I could see this guy on one of the stairmasters, right,
and for people who haven't used them before, especially the
ones at my gym, they're quite like when you step
up onto it, you're quite high, Like you feel like

(07:57):
you're you're definitely the highest in the gym, Like you're
quite high above everyone else. And it's quite scary because
like once it starts, they move, king move quite quickly,
and if you're not, if you make a mistake and
you trip, like it's quite a far way down a
crazy machine, you know. Anyway, I was watching this guy
and he's moving, like moving fast because normally people on

(08:22):
the stair machine quite slow, slow and steady, but they're
on there for a while, you know, because it is
quite dangerous.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
This guy was moving Okay, I've never.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Seen anyone.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Have it up so high.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
And I just kept watching this guy and he was
there like the whole time that I was doing my
weight session, and I just kept looking over at him
and I was like, this is incredible. Was he a fireman?
I don't know, but it was quite quite the physical feat.
And anyway, about fifteen minutes in, I reckon, I've looked over.

(08:59):
He's still climbing these stairs and he's moving fast, and
he's bright red in the face, bright red in the face,
and I've looked at him and I was like, God,
he looks like he's about the carpet, and he's clearly tired.
He's exhausted, and so he should be. And it was
at this point I can't believe I witnessed it in

(09:20):
my mind, and I feel like I made it happen,
and I feel real bad about it. But in my mind,
I was like, imagine if he fell. Next minute, he
trips on one stair and you can see him. He
tries to get his balance back, but the stairs are
moving and once you trip. Next minute, he's just flung

(09:41):
off the back of this stair machine. And I lost
to day. I was like, holy hell, and I just
started to piss myself laughing, and I knew it wasn't
the right thing to do, but I just thought it
was the funniest thing I had seen in a long time.

(10:04):
I was here seeing myself laughing. Next minute, people like
walk over to see if he's all right, because I'm
quite far away or else obviously I would have run over.
Of course I'm laughing, so I can't go over if
I'm laughing anyway, people go over and they make sure
he's okay, and he's fine, he's fine, and it just
made me laugh even more. I couldn't stop laughing. I

(10:27):
nearly had to leave.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I feel like, as long as they're not elderly or pregnant,
i'd laugh to you know, but some guy has been
pounding the steer mat.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Oh my god. It just I don't care what anyone says.
Human beings falling over funniest in the world, so long
as they're not elderly, So long as they're not elderly,
or they're hurt or.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Overweight, hilarious, it's hilarious, dangerously overweight.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Even better, even better if people slip, like my favorite
is when people slip.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I told you about the window game that we were
at and the bridesmaid came tumbling down the garden.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Seeing the video you saw the.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
See I don't know if I found that serious was
too much because she could have really hurt herself.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Although the footage has been reviewed and I feel like
the groom laughed. I felt the groom yeah. And of
course it's a camera on the grooms I got captured.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
One of the one of the best ones I ever
saw was. I was working on this TV show and
it had been pouring rain and we were outside and
so it was muddy, you know, and everyone knew it
was muddy. So everyone was like treading lightly as you
have to. In This young kid. This young kid, it's
come around the corner and he's holding all these drinks

(11:48):
for people. He's come around the corner. It's just gone.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
It's up slid.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Someone just takes and when kids slip over and they
make that splat sound.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Kids slipping over is the funniest they make that.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
It's the sound.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's the best. Yes, producer, there's.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
This video online where it's these old people doing like
a big big sea saw and they're all walking up
on this like wooden sea saw, and then one old
man is right at the top, far off the ground.
He falls and then they all fall like dominoes.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Because they can break a hip.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Actually, what you asked for laughing in bad times, Brinklin.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Don't shun. They's supposed to get dolls on it. In
with Brinkland just kind of randomly ends that song, doesn't it.
We're talking about times that you've inappropriately laughed and you
couldn't really stop.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I don't think you can control it. People get really
mad at you for an inappropriate laugh, But once it
gets going, you get the giggles. You got to nip
it in the bud early.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I also hate the idea of denying myself a good laugh.
It's like, if I know it's coming.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I have a theory that if you force yourself to
stop laughing, yes, it means you won't laugh again for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh really yeah, because you haven't taken the laugh that
was offered to you.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Huh yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I mean to throw your your laugh with them out.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, but what if it's Nana's funeral. We have a
few of those stories coming.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Stick with us. Let's go to Kelly first. Hi Kelly, Hi,
Kelly Hill, are you good?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Thanks? Sorry? Tell us when was when was you inappropriately laughing? Kelly?

Speaker 8 (13:49):
So it was quite a long service, and then we
did like a moment in silence, and then all of
a sudden, my net you Oh sorry, he ripped a
fart and I was so loud that every body just
started creaking.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
No. I didn't quite catch the start of that. Was it?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Did you say this was at a funeral? At a tonguey.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Whose tonguey was it, Adam?

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Whose tonguey was it?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
It was?

Speaker 8 (14:20):
It was a family.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
And how old was your nephew at the time. Seven? Brilliant, brilliant.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
They should be thanking him for breaking, you know, for
bringing the.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Mood up right baking.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I'm sure, I'm sure they didn't thank him, Kelly, but
they feel like they should have.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's very good.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Someone said I poured tomato juice all over a business
class passenger and lost it hysterically. He had a head
like Christopher Luxen, dripping with tomato juice.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
That's brilliant. Someone said I was watching a funeral via
a video link earlier this week and saw my cousin
who was at the funeral on his phone. I send
him a message to tell him to get off his
phone with a laughing emoji. Oops, because that caused him
to laugh out loud in the middle of the funeral,
along with others around who saw the message. Lowell.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Someone felt down the church steps at my nana's funeral.
The laugh was so loud and so bad. Someone they
weren't carrying nana at the funeral. Yeah, that's bad. Time
to get the giggles.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Someone said at Dad's funeral, the three daughters got the giggles.
I thought it was the realization. I think it was
the realization that it was just the three of us,
as Mum had passed two months prior, and we were
in disbelief.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
It's a coping mechanism.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It's so funny because I remember my mum and her
two sisters when my Nan passed away. Because my Nan
passed away in her unit, like she never went to hospital,
she passed away in her sleep, and I still remember it.
We were all there sitting in the kitchen. My mom
walks out and goes, NaN's gone, and then as soon

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as she like said it, everyone just burst out laughing.
That's the weirdest thing.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Did your mom laugh?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Okay, good?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
The three creaking up laughing.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
When my dad told me that Grandma had died. Oh
series going off. Google's having a When my dad told
me that Grandma died, we all burst out laughing. At
that point, it was the fourth death in six months,
and it felt like some sort of practical joke, not ideal.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Someone said at my nanny's funeral, someone started singing, and
I was laughing to the point where I was crying,
but because it was a funeral, I tried to hide
it to make it look like I was actually crying
cry laughing. That's good.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
This was the best text.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
My mom was choking once when I was a kid,
and I was laughing so much that I couldn't form
a sentence.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
While I was on the phone to one one one.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That's wild.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
It turned out, Okay, guys, don't worry. She is still
alive as far as.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
I know, and she didn't need the ambulance.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
You imagine if you're choking and you're your kids are
just laughing, cracking up. I got that ey. Someone said
someone fell down the church steps at NaN's funeral. It
was so loud and so bad.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I've got a real problem in my house at the
moment with my smoke alarms randomly going off, and god,
it's so triggering in the middle of the night, because
first of all, you think it's a fire.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
So you jump up.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
You naturally hard wired to go, oh God, the house
is on fire. And there have been so many horrific
stories about house fires and apartment fires recently that I'm
already on each about that stuff. Yeah, awful, but it's
never a fire. It's never, it's never any don't touch wood.
Oh you sorry, so you can touch your head. So
far it's not been a fire. It's a really point,

(18:00):
brit I don't want to tempt fate. And that's part
of it too, because they're going off in the middle
of the night and sometimes in the middle of the
day too, And.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Why they're going off, I have no idea. Did you
buy the good fire alarms?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
So I had a problem with them going off constantly
with the ones You buy the Tupac from Bunnings and
they're like thirty bucks or something. So I bought the
expensive ones. I bought the ones with the ten year
built in battery. And even they go off, even they
go off, and they're like one hundred dollars those ones.
And the worst bit of those ones is if they
go off in the middle of the night and then

(18:33):
you turn them off and then they go off again.
You can't take the battery out. The battery is built in.
So if that one is going on, you do you
either go outside and smash it with a hammer or
you just deal with it.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
You get up every time there goes like a product
floor and reset it. And I have no idea what
it is.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
People are like, oh, it's a bug or dust inside
the smoke club, you should vacuum it.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Done that.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
My wife's like, oh, it's a ghost in our house.
We should say to the house done that. And I
have no idea what else it could be. I have
no idea. Different smoke alarms at different places around the house.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Do you want to hear what Chad GBT says it
could be?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I want solution all the different reasons that a fire
alarm could go off. Obviously, real smoke from a fire
would be one heat spikes like very hot steam or
sudden temperature changes. I wouldn't be that. Burnt food, wouldn't
be that that steam from showers, not that. No one's

(19:34):
having a shower in the middle of the night, a
smoky pan when cooking, a dusty heater, no candles, no aerosols,
no dust inside the alarm.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
No, I've put the mini leaf blower thing on it
blown them out.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Insects getting into the detector. I don't think so humidity.
See that's humidities. I feel like because I know where
you live and it screams humidity to me. Really, well,
it's in a you know a very.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Just before this break did some googling to it. It's
the first time I've seen humidity come up as a
possible cause for it, and it said if you dry
your washing inside, it could be a reason.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
And we do dry our.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Washing inside a lot of the time because it creates
that jampier. Yeah, well, the moist has got to go somewhere,
the damp under air. Someone else said, haven't you talked
about this before Clinton? Yes, and I feel like it's
at the same time every year that I talk about it.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Someone else said, have you changed the batteries.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yes, we've changed the batteries and the smoke alarms, but
I can't bring myself to take the batteries out because
I can't bear the thought of, especially when you've got
a family, of not having the smoke.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Have you tried because how many fire different fire alarms
have you tried?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I've tried all the ones at Bunnings, and I've tried
most of the ones at my It's humidity or or have.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
You been Has Ella been over recently? Why? Because they
do say vaping can cause them to go off.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Well, actually I didn't check that.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, right, Ella, are you vaping in my house at
four o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I don't vaite full stop? What would you? Why would
you say that, Brie? Yeah, that's true, that's naughty. I'm sorry.
I'm trying to figure out everything.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Are you over farting in the lounge?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I did say it could be humidity.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Ella, you just told us that you don't vape.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Don't fake. That was a sound of least, don't do.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
It on the microphone.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Ella, that's not enough.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
You could try getting a dehumidifier. Okay, yeah, you could.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Be like Ross when he gets his air purified purifier.
I reckon it's humidity.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Yeah. Someone's saying, get the house blessed?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Doesn't your doesn't your wife do smudging in the house? Smudging?
She's done the smudge. She's gone around house.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
This is no crap.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
She's gone around the house, opened all the windows, smudged
the house with the sage. And then she says out,
ghosts out, goes into each of the rooms, out, ghosts out.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
How much is she charging for that? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
But the people who lived in our house before us, I.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Think the woman died there and my wife found that out,
and she's like, what's definitely that then.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Maybe it's oh, maybe it's her going around turning the
fire alarms.

Speaker 9 (22:37):
On Brient Clinch podcast, Time for the Tea The Tea
Live from La with Dean McCarney.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
A strange of things dropped yesterday.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
It was so big that Netflix crashed in parts of
the world that wasn't able to keep up with the demand.
And Millie Bobby Brown has finally spoken about the David
Harbor drama.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Dean.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
She has She's opened up into The Holyrood Reporter about
why it was important to quote show a united front
at the premiere, so, you know, just to bring everyone
up to speed. There are allegations that she filed a
complaint about you know, bullying and things like that on set.
In fact, there's even a rumor that she had to
be followed around on set with like essentially a Netflix

(23:23):
essentially a security guard. Yes, essentially, was that that anyway?
So they go to the premiere, they hug on at
the premiere there, they're smiling, They hug this in front
of everyone. Even though he allegedly bullied her on set.
She said, We've been doing that for ten years. I mean,
we've always been a united front.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
He's always been.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
United in that we love this show with everything, and
we value our friendship more than anything. I don't understand
what that part means, why they value their friendship. When
she alleged that he essentially bullied her, maybe she just thought,
like maybe she thought the show it's so important for
the show to do well the press day, let's us
hug it out, get over it, and get on with

(24:01):
it kind of thing and not take away from the
premiere of the show. I can't think of any other reason.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
That's what I took from it.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Two Dean, I read it as she's gone, this is
ten years of my life and everybody.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Else's life that is a part of this show.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, let's not let the drama allegit drama around David
Harbor ruin it for everyone, ruin it for everyone else.
Everyone's looking at me. I'm the star, I'm Mellie, Bobby Brown.
There's his allegations that are floating around. Let's just sweep
this but under the rug, and she may do a
tell all down the track, she may open up about it.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
But yeah, that's what I took from it. She was like, let's.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Just just seems like to me. Yeah, she was like,
It's not about that right now. It's about the show
and the show being successful and everyone enjoying it, and
let's just breeze past this part.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Meanwhile, Lily Allen was like, nah, I'm going to drop
the album two weeks before the show comes out because
I know, because I know that, so that's going to
get the most pressed.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
It makes me love Lily Allen even more.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
She doesn't care nothing to do with.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Her genius throw album in ten days.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
In a listening online.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
End, is that ten years we worked out the other
day The last Rihanna album and te came out the
same year as the first Stranger Things season.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, come over ten years ago, we're ready for a
new album.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yeah, she's not.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
She's like, well, I've got a billion dollars, so yeah, yeah,
and multiple children. I'm busy and.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
ASoP Rocky keeps going to go to courts, I've got
I've got my hands.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
There's the tea with Dean McCarthy, Brent, let me back
after this the ZM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'm bloody excited about this. We're putting together our own
original Brien Clint Christmas song and we're asking you guys,
what should be in it? Because we want it to
be specific to New Zealand, specific to this show, even
maybe even so specific. We mention the jelly wrestling that

(25:56):
takes place at a pub at in the Cargo on
Christmas Eve.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
We've got the phone, We've got the phone number.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
We're going to put a call into the y Kiwi
teven what to check that it's real?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Chicken scept it is real. We're getting texting I'm from Cargo.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
It is real, but we've got more questions first, though,
some other ideas of what goes in our Christmas song.
The dog that ate the Christmas chocolates and vomited on
the carpets.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
That's good, someone said, eating leftover ambrosia for the for
breakfast on Boxing Day.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Somehow said all the Aunties singing UB forty's red Red
Wine after the kids go to bed.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
That's a good time. Someone else said eating so much
on Christmas Day that you fall into a food comba
for the rest of the afternoon and then eat leftovers
for the next two weeks. I love that part.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Some dead or uncle putting cricket on the TV and
then sitting there all afternoon.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
It's more of a Boxing Day thing. Isn't it.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, Christmas Boxing Day? Should we do a Boxing Day song?

Speaker 8 (26:53):
No?

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (26:55):
What's good about Boxing day?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Boxing Day's the best. There's no pressure. You can just
sit around in your undies all day watching the cricket,
eating leftovers. No one has to cook fair.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, yeah, guys sing about your mother in law overcooking
the vegetables.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Okay, sound specific to your family, but yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Someone else said, you need to put in the Christmas
song dad not knowing what any of the presents are.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yes, him being as surprised as you what you got
for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
My favorite part is my dad every Christmas going what
did I get you?

Speaker 5 (27:30):
What did we get you?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
What did you get from me?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Someone else saying, guys, I love jelly wrestling at the Way,
Kiwi teven and the Vicago.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
So let's put a call through. Let's see what dealers.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
This is a Keiwied Christmas tradition that we're not aware of.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Teven in foundry of It's Georgia.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
High Way, Kiwi Teven. It's Bree and Clint calling from Zidim.
How are you hi, Georgia?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Good? Good help. We just have a.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Message come through because we're talking about Christmas traditions on
our radio show today in some my said, there's a
very specific tradition that happens at the way Kiwi Tavern
and Vicago involves wrestling.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh yes, the jelly wrestling. Can you tell us a
bit about that?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I actually haven't worked it, but I can pass you
to someone who has.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Okay, that'd be great, Yeah, that'd be great. All right,
hold fire there, thanks, Georgia, no problem.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I wonder what I want to know what the prize is?

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Yeah, yeah, I want to know. And can I bring
my kids?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Christmas is about family, absolutely, you want to know that
you can't do it as a family.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah? And what color the jelly is? Do you care? Surely?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Surely red and green for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Surely?

Speaker 8 (28:39):
Kelly.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Hi, Kelly, It's Brian Clint from z M.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
How are you.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm good things, How are you good? Thanks? Hey? Mate?
What's the go with this? Jelly wrestling on Christmas Day,
Christmas Eve? Christmas Eve? Okay? Okay, that's good to know.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
So who can wrestle? And is there a prize up
for grabs?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
There's a five hundred dollars prize. Five hundred dollar prize
for the okay, how bloody good?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Kell, and males can only wrestle males, and females can
only wrestle females.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I assume yep, Corey and Kelly. What color is the jelly?
Read o Christmas red? Christmas red? Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
And is there what's what's the what's the dress code
for the wrestling?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
As long as it smart.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Can yeah yeah, and you've got your coverage, you'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Just cover your but because it's Christmas, right yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, yeah, I plan on wearing a zoot suit. Oh,
I love it. Is it something you bring the whole
family down to.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Obviously it's Christmas?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Probably not, okay, okay, good? Good to know adults only, Kell, yes, yeah,
bloody good as how good?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Oh, I'm going to run it past the messages.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
But I might see at the way KII teven on
Christmas Eve for some jelly wrestling, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
That sounds fantastic. I'll be there. I'm going to enter
myself in the cold, Kel, I'll see you there. Sounds good?
All right, mate, thank you, thank you, bye boy God.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
I love small town New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I miss a days. You cannot do that in Auckland,
Will christ Church because people would go, well, what's this?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Couldn't even do it in total of these days? Might
get away with it in topl Yeah, no, top.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Or people would love it. It would love we should
we should we hold our own in your backyard? Should
we do? We?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Can's got a slope to it though, so it will
be more of a jelly slipping slide.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
But what if we.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Hold our own Brian Clinton jelly wrestling comp out here
outside the studio?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yes, okay, yes, but but here's the thing, Because it
is for Christmas, and if you want to enter the
jelly wrestling competition.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
You have to be dressed as Santa or a Santaki
or yeah either or yeah, Corda, can you organize that
for us?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
God, so many people are gonna slash and I need
so much jelly.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
It's z it ms bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Got so many questions coming in about the Christmas jelly wrestling.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I'm telling you we've just hit a nerve with people.
Someone said, can I wear my Santa MANKINI? You sure? Can? You? Sure?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Can?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
You just have to be dressed as Santa.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yes, it needs to be Santa esc yeah, Santa Jamed.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Yeah yeah. If you've got a Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
If you've got a rid g banger with like a
beard on the front, like a canoy beard, that's good.
That counts wrestling work. Is it like a round robin
or is it a last man standard?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
I think we do like a tennis like knockout like
ornament style.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Or do we do it like that movie three hundred
where it's just everyone on everyone?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, that's a that's a different kind of tournament.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, right, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Think it'd be easier to control. And we need less jelly.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Okay, if it's god, I don't want to be the
last person in the jelly after everyone else has had
a resk.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Do you eat it if you were the first one
was first? Yeah, give it a go.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Would you eat it if you were last?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Probably not?

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Would you taste it?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Especially if people are wearing men kienies in there, rogue hair.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Here is a pub in my Jali. We're gonna play
one singond song challenge next.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
If you want to win fifty km c Chicken dollars
for the weekend, you can. You just got to join
the winning team Team Brie or Team Clint. We need
you to play with us.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
As zaid ms brin Clint podcast.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Some of the one Second Song Challenge, the What the Hell.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Three and Clint one Second Song Challenge.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
The one Second Song Challenge is your chance to win
fifty kbs Chicken dollars if you're on the winning team
and you help contribute to that one. Actually you don't
have to contribute, but you've got to be on the
winning team.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
And my team they usually have to contribute, contribute or
carry carry same thing. Sam is joining team Clint.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Good our own Sam, Sam Older, Hell, are you good?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Wow? Well?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Are you keen for our Christmas jelly wrestling competition?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I extin about that, the.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Jelly wrestling and the man kini the center man kinie.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Is it supportive? The man kinie? Oh my one's a
bit tight, Yeah, Sam, Yeah it is. Sam.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
You will be taking on Brie and Vicki in the
one Second Song Challenge.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I get a Vicky. Hey, you want this cave? See Vicky?
Of course? All right, Well let's do our bloody best,
shall we.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Claudia's in charge of the game. Claudia, Hi, I've just
pulled up.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Some photos of the jelly wrestling. It looks really fun.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
They are eating it also there's pictures of them eating
the jelly. Yeah, I mean be hard not to so
ten jelly. Anyway, this is the one second song Challenge.
The way it works, we will start songs from the beginning.
You guys work in teams and with your names, and
tell me the name of the artist and the name
of the song. The theme today probably won't help you,
but these are all songs with really.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Quotable bits in them.

Speaker 9 (34:11):
Okay, okay, generally spoken wordy bits, but that means that
they're all really well known songs.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
So that's yeah, exactly right. The national anthem.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Here our voices we entreat.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
That's a good bit.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
Okay, So, Brien Clint, you guys will do the first round.
Sam and Vicky you'll do the second, and so on
and so forth. Are we ready, Brian Clint?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
This is for you. That is Britney Spears.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
It's Britney Bits.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, the very first on her blackout outlook. Sure, yeah, yeah,
why not?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Of course.

Speaker 9 (34:59):
Okay, there's one for Team Bree so you're off to
he'd start, Sam and Vicky, This one is for you.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Let's go, Sam, come on, man, you got this.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Sam, there's Billy.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
Man.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
What's you guys know the terrific signals in the song.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Yeah, epic signals from Sydney, isn't that Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
They recorded it in Sydney at a crossing and then
put it in the song.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
What's the credible but dud.

Speaker 9 (35:34):
There's one point per team bringing Clint.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
We're back to you, Clint, Clint, Taylor s left and
it's look what you made me do?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Sure is I'm.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Sorry the old Taylor and heir come to the phone right.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Now because she's dead yet, because she's Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
Mister.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
You need this one to keep us in it. Come on,
Vic anxious, no pressure, Sam and Vicky, this is come
on Sam for the word.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
It's Katie Perry with California Girls.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Sam's day. Yeah, yeah, you are all over that.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Sam rash yes is pushing all the blood up to
his brain.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
What's the quotable bit in there?

Speaker 9 (36:36):
Greetings, loved ones, Let's take a journey and the sheets.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Sam.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
We've got fifty KFC chicken dollars coming your way.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm lucky, Vicky.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Vick, he needs to eat her feelings now, so we've
got we've got fifty KFC chicken dollars coming your way
to Vicky.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Good you are well. Merry Christmas to oh.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
December on Monday, Play England.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I was reading an article on the Herald today actually
about how hard it is to make friends as an adult,
which is something you would have had to do before,
brief from moving cities and things like that.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I've had to do it multiple times.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Yeah, plus the way you burn through friends. Excuse you
as a joke.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
He's a very loyal person. I'm like Claudia who's constantly
looking for new friends.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, I'm always trying to upgrade. No I have. I've
moved my life multiple times for radio, and it is hard.
It is so difficult to make friends as an adult.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
So this person's published tips on how to do it,
and I wonder if you agree.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
The author who must not be in New Zealand because
it said they joined a friend making group called Real Roots.
You couldn't call your friend making group real Roots in
New Zealand?

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Could you mean something else? They'll be like, I'm definitely
not looking for friendship.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
That it's not a friendship group anyway, Real Roots or not.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
This is what they say it takes to make friends
as an adult. They said the secret is simple, but
often overlooked.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
You have to make the effort.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah right, Okay, they said you have to be open
and vulnerable and share a little bit more than small talk.
And if you reveal something about you, it sort of
endears you to other people. I mean, just be careful
how much you reveal, but you know.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, like within reason. Yeah, you don't want to reveal
too much too early either.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And if people have accused you of
been a bit freaky before, maybe filter the things that
you're just pick and choose.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, well that's good.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Like if you're into taxidermy, Yeah, like cool hobby, but
maybe don't.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
It on the first date, couldn't you? I'd find that interesting,
would you? No? I probably would love it? All right.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
You should actively create opportunities like join sports teams or
like a gym class, or like a community event type thing.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
And that's exactly what I did.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
And reach out to the people that you click with.
So don't just go and vibe with them in the moment.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Reach out to them. You know.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
It's exactly how I made friends, especially at my last job. Yeah,
I joined it a forty five class, yes, And I
joined a soccer team and then I made friends from
there and then made friends with like met their friends
and then you know, that's how it works.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
And then you took over their friendships yep, and their
own friendship and you alford the friendship. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was a great time, good method. And they said,
you've got to treat friendship like any other priority. You
have to schedule it, you have to show up, and
you have to invest a bit of time and energy
to make it work.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
The worst thing you can do in a friendship. You
don't want to be known the person that always cancels
on plans. Oh no, obviously there's within reason. You know,
there is within reason. You know, stuff happens and you
have to cancel, of.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Course, of course, but you don't want to You don't
want to be the Yeah, you don't want to get the.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Reputation where like oh such and such as canceled, people.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Will stop trying exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
And if the friendship is new, you don't have that
foundational thing to go, oh there are a pain.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
In the ass, just be gone like that.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
But I've known them for so long, I can't be
bothered making a new one with them.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
I'll just put up with them. You don't have that
in a new friendship.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
No cut you.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
We didn't have a lot of time before the news,
but keenon tips from anyone who who's maybe because they moved,
maybe because they're in the Witness Protection program, who had
to make new friends as an adult.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
You know what? I another thing that I did hooked
up with a lot of people. Oh yeah, cool, you know,
and then and then friends one them, friend zone them boom, instant.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Friend, instant friend, and they're in the friend zone and
every time you hang out they put their hand on
your thigh and you're like, oh, what are you doing?
We're just friends.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
I'll be honest. I got friend zone more so than
the other way.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
But still a win, but still still still a friend.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Yeah, TDMS, Brie and clintic podcasts.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
We're getting genuine feedback on our singing abilities. What are
people saying now we can get better? Someone said, Clint,
there some advice for you. You're putting too much emphasis
on your oval. Your before you go sounds weird.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
You should do it more like Brie.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
She sounds less constipated. Oh so that's how you won it, right,
sounded less constipated.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I haven't heard that before. Normally I sound way too constipated.
That's a plus close.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Birthday.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Let's do your birthday bangers number one songs when you
turn sixteen. We'll figure them out and then we'll play
our favorite one. Hayden's first. Hi, Hayden, Hi, Hayden. Hey,
good mate. What's on for the weekend?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (42:00):
Just a two weekend? Yeah, there's a few things with
the kids.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Oh lovely, that sounds nice. Hey, what's your day to birth?

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Fourth of July nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Right, that means you were sixteen Hayden in two thousand
and five, and on that day this was at the
top my.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
General gus week.

Speaker 9 (42:23):
General gup.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh, you can't go wrong there, Hayden.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Two bucks final hits well after he dies with Elton
John Ghetto Gospel.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's a nice one, Hayden. It's good.
The sun wait they we're going to be the begger
for Amanda Cura. Amanda, Hi, Amanda.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
How are you going? Good mate? Plans for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I'm currently traveling to christ rich friends and family.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Oh how long is the drive?

Speaker 9 (42:55):
About five hours?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
But the traffic is not good today.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Five the car.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
You must really like these friends and family of yours, Amanda,
family do grand babies and fish mate.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Oh, let's get you down with a banger. What's your
day to birth? Twenty seventh of May nineteen seventy six, Right, Amanda,
that means you were sixteen in nineteen ninety two, and
here is your birthday banger, The Wonder, the Worm, the one,

(43:29):
Mister Big to be with you. Amanda, Please tell me
you love that.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
It's one of my favorite. Ree loves the song, Amanda
every time it comes on.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I don't know what it is. I'm just I'm obsessed
with her. Very good.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Wait, they're Amanda One more bird their banger for Crystal. Hi, Cristal, Hi, Crystal.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Hey, what are you doing for your weekend? Crystal?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Well, I just dropped one kit off to camp, so
it's just going to find somebody to take.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
The other one.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
We hear you, Crystal, We hear you. What is your
birthday bait?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Twenty second of December nineteen eighty five?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
All right, that means you were sixteen and two thousand
and one and on that day, you know one, this
was number one? Oh my god, Alisia Keys huge.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Tune from Alisia Keys Memories. Right yeah, Yeah, that's a
fantastic one from her two thousand and one.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Do you like it, Crystal?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, I think it's a banger.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
It's a banger.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Okay, Wait, then we're going to choose between Twupac, mister Big,
and Alicia Keys three beauties today.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I like them all.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
I feel like I know what you're going to vote for.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
To be with you, mister Big.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, and I'm going to vote for Alicia Keats fallen.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
That was my least world favorite choice. Are you serious?

Speaker 8 (45:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
I like that song Millennial out of the songs. Well,
let's see what Claudia is going to vote for.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Claudia, you know what I'm going to vote for.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Oh, mister Bee, come on, Mitchel, Yeah, don't don't dangle
the carry changes, baby, you want key changes. Have you
heard Alicia Keys falling? She's made her choice too late. Clinton,
don't try and convince I have decided, Amanda, You've won.

Speaker 9 (45:29):
Awesome, Thank us, guys.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Hopefully hopefully this softens the blow of being in that
traffic a little bit. Guys. Yeah, that was some great song.
That sing along to hell. Yeah, it is a good song.
I do like this song. I'm so excited. Claudia You've
made my Friday.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Oh it's so good to hear.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Love you, love you. It's Kayette, love you. Clint, come on,
jown to you.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Clint's in him a broken fuck.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Can't be that bad City Banklin just the last.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
The winner of Birthday Banger Today for Amanda from the
year nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
It's mister Big and be with you again. Thank you, Claudia.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Is it a woman or a man singing?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
That's man?

Speaker 5 (46:22):
It is a man. Yeah, it's a group, mister Big.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Is it mister Big? Is a group? Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
It's a female.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
It's not Carrie Bradshaw's love interest. No, but then I
would know that it was a man. The one hit
Wonder one hit Wonders they were yeah right so but yeah,
the film clips iconic to that song.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
They've got this long hair typical nineties like mullets. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's lush.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Oh my god. Yeah, they look like they look like
guns and roses. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
They actually don't sound anything as to what they would
look like.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
No, they don't know. They look like a hair middle
whether you go that's you beat the Banger winner.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
This might be the most terrifying story you hear this year.
Trust me, when I was reading this like I felt sick.
The largest and biggest, gigantic spider web in the whole
world has been found from a single spider. No, no,

(47:25):
here are the details. So the largest spider web ever
has been found in a sulfur cave on the border
of Albania in Greece. Thank god it's not here. Thank
god it's not in Australia, because I would never go home. Honestly,
they discovered this enormous spider web and it's just been documented.

(47:49):
I believe they discovered it in twenty twenty two, but
they've only just documented it. How big it is, I
think they only just made it out because the spiders
wrapped them up exactly. The super web they're calling it
spans approximately one thousand, one hundred and forty square feet,

(48:11):
so I've done some hold on, I've done some calculations.
So it's one hundred and six square meters or a
football field long and a football field wide, and.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Full of spiders.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
You want to know how many spiders? Not really, They
approximate that it is home to about one hundred and
eleven thousand spiders from two different species, so essentially what
they think has happened. There's two different species of spider

(48:46):
that have for some reason met in this cave and
then have weaved this intricate tapestry of a web. So
they've joined forces essentially to create this super web. Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Did the people who discovered it go in there with
a broom like I do up in the up in
the ceiling and just just whack it out?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah? A couple of brooms took that enormous spider web
straight down.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
A couple of things on spider webs. I do feel
bad anytime I clear a spider web because it put
so much work. Oh, you did this, but you should
have done it outside, so get out. The other one
is how do the spiders who live in your wing
mirrors in your car and then you get rid of
the web, and then the webers back there the next day,

(49:36):
and then you get rid of the web, and the
webers back there the next day.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
How do they survive?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I've stuck the hose in there, I'll put the ear
blower in there, I'll put everything in there. How is
that the hardiest spider web?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
My god?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Once you get once you get a wing mirror spider.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah, because they've got a good just get a new
car free air conflict that stage.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I had a cockroach crawl across the inside of my
windscreen the other day while I was driving. And it's
lucky I'm not terrified of cockroaches because I was on
the boat way.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
I was doing a hundred k's.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
But if you were I reckon, that could have caused
a card could have Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
That happened to my mum one time. We were sitting
in the back car, but a huge Huntsman spider crawled
on the roof of the car above her head nearly
caused an accident. Australia. That is, that's Australia. You know
what else is Australia. A spider that doesn't actually even
build a web. It builds a burrow. Have you ever
seen that.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Sky trap door and it comes up and it grabs you.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, So it builds like this little burrow in the
ground and then builds like a little door for the
top of that one. It's called the funnel web. It
doesn't make a web, nah, but one of the most
venomous spiders in the whole world. And that's you know
where that is Australia, Australia.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Yeah, yeah, Well take Australia and Albania off the travel list.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I'm never going to Albania no ever. Yeah no, not
with that gigantic superweb there.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I mean I was on my list, was at the
top of my list. Hot Girl Albania summer, but.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Give it a mess for a bat podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I took my dog to the vet this morning. He's
got a yeast in fiction in his ears.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
The game so weird.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Because my dog has a UTI at the moment?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Does she she? She can you give dogs cranberry juice?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
I don't know. I assume you can.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Yeah, what else do you do for them? Did she
have to go on an antibiotic?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah? I think so?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Is that what you do?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
My dog's got some cream for his ears alpathet? Okay,
every time I apply what smell like or yeast?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
I don't know. I don't want to snuff them.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Have you ever smelled your dog's feet?

Speaker 5 (51:47):
No, I'm not into that either.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I know people do they smell quite yeasty? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
It smells like Dorito's or this is gross, like a
towel that needs a wash, which is the same thing,
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
What Dorito's in a musty tails smell the same no
yeasty smells. Oh is it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Disgusting Anyway.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
The reason I mentioned it is because we were talking
about dogs at lunch and our producer Elis said that
she has come across a dog longevity pill.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
A magical pill that keeps your dog alive longer. Is
that right? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:22):
This has been in the works for ages and ages.
You know how they're science and smart.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
And a lot of money to be made.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
They are science and smart.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Exactly, So I've done a little bit of research, so
I'm not just going off the cuff.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
It's called aloy that's good to make you.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
The drug is called Y two, and basically the research
and the science behind it is aiming to help dogs
when they're ten years and older. How can they live
a healthier, longer life. So there's a drug that's being
made not for the sake of keeping a sick dog
going and going and going going.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
It's four more healthier years.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Which so if your dog is still healthy exactly, they
can kick it out.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
About wait a second, So if this is in development,
could we give this to people?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Oh, I haven't thought.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Of you know, like if Nana as you know, if
she's on the cusp of you know, taking a turn,
we whack her on this pill.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Oh my god, great thinking.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Pre if Nana also gets a Yeastern fiction, can I
just give her some of my dog medicine that I'm
putting in my dog's ears at the moment.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Friend of mine takes her dog's anxiety medication, so I
don't see why not she does. That's true story. I'm cheaper.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I've got friends whose dog is on the CBD oil.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Oh yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
I guess you could get stoned with your dog.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
I guess you can, because the goal sees it's healthier
for better mobility, organ function and overall.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
That sounds good. Childhood dog, she was a bull mastered
cross wolf found she was about sixty eight kilos.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
She was enormous, huge dog and big big poose.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Enormous poos and.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Because my dog is forty kilos and the human size
of the poose, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
They're massive. When we like to put it into context
how big this dog was, we'd go rabbit shooting.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Right, she had her own gun, and she would.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Need a rabbit. In two bites, she literally got to
be gone and then she would and then she'd poop
out her Oh wow, it was wild. Anyway, how old
did she live? So she lived till she was sixteen,
which is unheard of for a big dog like that.

(54:45):
But to be honest, we should have let her go
a couple of years before that because she was just
riddled with arthritis. And my mum, I swear to God,
gave this dog every pa outer and pill and cream
that she could bloody think of just to keep her alive.
And I was like, Mum, she can't even like hardly walk.

Speaker 7 (55:09):
Yeah, maybe that that's so. Yeah, that drug might not
be for that one.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
We don't want to keep.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Don't want to breeze dog living past sixteen something.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
It's like Barbara streisand is Barb who has cloned her dogs?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Sure is cloned her dog?

Speaker 5 (55:27):
And who is the latest person to clone their dog?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
A few celebrities football football face? What's his name? Tom Brady?

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Tom Brady?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Did he do it?

Speaker 5 (55:36):
He's just come out and said he's cloned his dog.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
The dog? Did he have?

Speaker 8 (55:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Some dog bloody kaboodle or something. Nah, a white, crusty
dog just go by anotheroodle.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Tom Brady, he kept his dead dog and they've just
they've just sat out a new one.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
The thing is is the dog isn't going to have
the same personality.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
We talked about it and depth when you weren't here.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Style.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
My my thing is dogs are clones. What do you mean, Well,
dogs are clones. If you go and get a Golden
Retriever from the same breeder, it's basically a clone of
the dog you had before, isn't that right?

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Here we go, I can't tell them apart.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Tom Brady has a dog named Junie who is a
clone of his former dog Lua. Both dogs are pitbull mixers.
They're not going to be the same dog though.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
It's rich people though, just like yeah, they're literally playing god.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
They're like, oh, well got all this money and it's
all a woman you know what.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
I know what it is. It's all a warm up
to cloning themselves.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
You reckon, they will clone themselves.

Speaker 7 (56:38):
He would Walt Disney's defrosting.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
No, that's different. No, he's that's cryogenics.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Yeah, which I mean, yes, they could, that could happen
in the future.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
To just wait, Mickey Mouse number two is coming.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
No again, that's many, that's it.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Was Mickey Mouse number three is coming.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
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Speaker 2 (57:02):
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